Central Intelligence Agency editionPrevious: >>221004456
Look how happy Britney is
THIS is the thread.
Expect a visit very soon
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it's all good baybeh baybehit was all a dreamI used to read word up magazine
Guess my next tard student's race by his name: King
>>221009274Thanks a lot, john brennan just gave me the third degree and I got demoted to afghani catamite appeaser
>>221009368nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga 100% nigga
>>221009368He's from the Indian province of Orissa
>>221009393Yes. I think his mom is on crack ):
>>221009415nice maybe u can get her to suck ur dick
Waves of mercyWaves of graceEverywhere I lookI see Your face!https://youtu.be/f_IUrqpDiQI
Mongolians eat so much meat, no wonder they're so good at wrestling, judo, sumo, and stuff like that.
3 bud lights and I already feel like gaggin. Usually go for 1 16 oz boxed wine.
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Just had a binge eating episode on my 23rd birthday. 5300 calories today.I’m 12% body fat. Not sure what brought this on.
>>221009734delayed puberty
Racism is juvenile. You might as well complain about women being "icky" and having cooties or whatever. Grow up
>>221009368Damn, I feel bad for the kids
>>221009752Uk needs to import more pakis to teach us a lesson
>>221009752Self-preservation is a natural human instinct that takes a great deal of cultural programming to override.
>>221009771Judging people based on their nationality or ethnicity doesn't make sense. Every person is different.>But some immigrants are rapists!Yeah and some white home grown Brits are rapists too. The solution is to try to prevent such crimes as much as possible. But blaming it all on brown people doesn't make sense. Many brown people aren't rapists, and many rapists aren't brown people.
>>221009831Bro I'm agreeing with you. Import more pakis.
>>221009831Holy low IQ
>>221009831It makes perfect sense. If you grew up in a place where rape was culturally acceptable then move to someplace where it is not, you're going to have a hard time not doing it
Fucking another man's wife or girlfriend is the ultimate insult. It doesn't just give you pleasure but it hurts them in the process. It's the alpha move, honestly. Only pussies go to HR and cry about workplace problems.
>>221010021That's immoral.
>>221010021that works until you get murdered
>>221009748What
>>221010021Adultery is a grave sin.
>>221010039It's not universally immoral to insult or retaliate against someone. This guy said a CEO he worked for didn't take kindly to him pushing up on him, which is a normal reaction. There's a chain of command and this beta male open office faggot clearly didn't respect it. I bet he knows better than to challenge his superiors today. >erm like>what if I just tell the guy I work for>that he's stupid and I know better than him>what's the worst that could happenI hope the CEO deepdicked his wife in a 3some and she needed vaginal reconstruction surgery afterwards.
>>221010021His advice was so retarded and naive >Just do good and don't be bad Fucking thanks
>>221010094+10 izzat
>>221010094That's illegal.
>>221009829If you had to choose an hour locked in a room with Charles Bronson or an hour locked in a room with Richard Ayoade, which would choose? Bearing in mind the instinct of self-preservation.>>221009863I think we could let in people who contribute valuable skills to the UK. Where they're from isn't important, as long as they will contribute and abide by the law.>>221009874I don't agree.>>221009946There are plenty of white home grown British rapists. Also rape isn't acceptable in Pakistan:>Punishment for rape in Pakistan under the Pakistani laws is either death penalty or imprisonment of between ten and twenty-five years.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_in_Pakistan
>>221010120yeah i can see why the CEO had no trouble fucking this dude's wife. she was probably just waiting for some gigachad to come along and blow out her pussy.
>>221010120it's no wonder he got cheated on though
FUCK MY ASS PLEASE
>That's illegal.
>>221010165You have a woman brain
>>221010165>uhmm rape is illegal in pakistanSomeone should tell that to the pakis
>>221010192There's a slim chance that Katherine's post is ironic and she's actually being hilarious here.
>>221010234Make the nose bigger
>>221010234urkel!
get this corny ahhh uncle tom outta here
>>221010259You forgot to @ grok>>221010267Did I do that?>>221010303Literally how? I’ve hardly even said anything.
Emma Stone is ugly and untalented >>221010234Hi bestie
>>221010192>lose an argument>"yeah we'll you're LGBT"Why are incels like this>>221010195Actually they should tell it to people who falsely claim that rape is acceptable in Pakistan
Indian hate seems to have died down a bit, or at least I'm not seeing as many openly anti-indian posts. I was gone for a few months just busy with life, did something happen here that caused it to disappear? Like did the indian j*nnies just ban everyone?
>>221010331>Why are incels like thisWoman brain
>>221010333no we still hate them but they're boring to talk about unless they die in some looney toons way. nice trips tho
>>221010331Also I never called you LGBT wtf Is this the fucking tranny again
>>221010353>>221010384Why do virgins like you constantly think about gender bending?
>>221010333if you really hate jeets you wouldn't want to be reminded that they exist
My parents have pushed me to take care of my mentally challenged brothers for the rest of my life simply because "they don't feel like it" themselves, but sending them to some sort of home is "inhumane" o algo. This has been going on for several years. They get some disability benefits but I have to feed them and do everything for them. I literally have 4 jobs. I come home after work to find the flat is a complete mess. I do all cleaning and chores because they can't be trained to do it. I certainly will never get my damage deposit back because of them. I leave them to deal with hygiene on their own but at least one of them is not doing it properly and stinks really bad. They also frequently get violent and break things. One of them is a bigger problem than the other. Anyway there is no hope of me even pursuing a romantic relationship just based on this living situation alone. I looked into homing them but social workers are unironically like "well it seems like they were able to live at home with family" and suggest that they live with my parents or otherwise find another solution. Like what am I actually supposed to do?
my baseball team won today :)
Normal person:>There are rapists in every ethnicityVirgin:>I'm going to change the subject to faggot shit because I am incapable of thinking about anything other than faggot shit
>>221010404But you brought up LGBT you retarded troon
>>221010373oh OK, thanks >>221010406mildly indian-coded post
I WONDER WHOS WATCHING ME NOW THE IRS?!
>>221010411i remember you posting about this years ago and it's still happening? jfc
>>221010454>that one dude passed out next to the naked dudegay?
>>221010454Are some of them cuddling because they're gay or is it a jeet thing
I kinda like it when you call me wonderful
>>221010411send them to the bin
>>221010455im watching you shake that sexy booty
>>221010423It doesn’t even matter really. The whole point of a nation state is to defend the interests of a particular people (the nation). Preserving the native cultures of Europe requires restrictions on immigration from foreign cultures, especially ones that are radically different from the native culture. Mass migration is a mistake anywhere - it doesn’t give immigrants time to assimilate.
good album
>>221010476>>221010478do you expect me to have answers to these questions?
>>221010521It's a troon, they don't live in the real world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpFKy_H1THg
What would you call this artstyle? I don't have any specific references i just kinda do what "feels right" with the straight lines and shading but still, I feel like its subconsciously similar to something
>>221010543It looks like leftist media that is popular on Twitter. Like those adult superhero show and games.
>>221010543Shit. It's clearly garbage drawn on a digital whiteboard.
cod stopped being good after mw2
What's the move for tonight?
>>221010623just sitting here in silence
>>221010623posting here
>>221010558Not meant to be an insult btw. Don’t let comments here demoralize you.
>>221010623Have food, drink, smoke, maybe watch stream and/or goon
Tonight's the night.
Time for some Wag The Dog and chill
Will trade rapists for racists
>>221010652
Jason left but it feels as though 5 more Jason's took his place
We will never know what it's like to have sex.
phwoargo to /brit/ now if you wna see a good post i made about alyssa lieu
>>221010543Soulful but lacking in some color theory basicsI'd recommend perusing FZD School if you haven't. I used to watch their videos a lot back in the day and there's a lot of good dissemination on color theory and composition.https://www.youtube.com/@FZDSCHOOL
>>221010677Go away
Remember redditjeet
>>221010673true that, we will never
>>221010558I mean it kinda doesLike the shapeshifter gives me tik tok vibes but that's kinda the point shes like a monster creature. Idk its weird because i can recognize some invincible things like the lips and i think i picked off the angular anatomy thing from a woman that i dont remember the name of, so its "left coded" but then you have shit like the japanese guy who makes shit like picrel
>>221010652What’s happening tonight?
>>221010695n**** you an npc beaner side characteri feel sorry for you
>>221010752Why'd you delete the post? I was gonna post positive affirmations about your canine I was
Also base instinct, the fact they're both women, and one is black with short hair just immediately tells you "woke cartoon", like its some shitty oc vaush would makeBut i was thinking about mystique and that woman from the avengers cartoon
>>221010759:(Don't say those things to me
>>221010701glad he posts less
bk's good actually
unironically suffering rn
>>221010836what's the problem chief?
Scranning a homemade pizza with pesto sauce
>>221010854porn
Let's go to the club bros
youtube just recommend me thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mGlGg5oo-k
>>221010893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAhA7KfbJgg
>>221010895please no, I just got over my hangover
I always wake up more hungover than I need to be because I have a hard time sleeping for more than five hours
I feel a poop coming. Fuck.
Fuck a fecal impaction
>>221010927i have these desires in me. desires to jack off, watch porn. it clouds my view... almost demonic
I'll embrace my mistakes on some other day
Gina Lestrade... my cute alarm is in full effect
>>221010427I can't understand what you're saying because I don't speak faggot.The funniest part is that a brown guy must have fucked your girlfriend (or you in the arse, more likely). Only that would explain why you're a faggot and why you are so butthurt about brown people.
Imagine if instead of pooping, we just farted out all the waste?
>>221010974No you will embrace it now otherwise it will be put off forever
there seem to be fewer gen z women who are christian than men.
This is the type of music I'm forced to listen to at workhttps://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk?si=IAXzs_ubHFJxDIBi
You matter
>>221011034false!
>>221011034Is this your doggo? Why do you have so many pics of him
>>221011072Its a social media dog, I just like the way he looks
>India spice tea>Ukraine vanilla vodka
https://youtu.be/aWmkuH1k7uAThis is the superior version of this song btw
>>221011183unplugged renditions are in general superior to the master
>>221011196IDK bro the rest of the album just doesn't hit for me. Nothing's heavy, it's all soft. Pennyroyal Tea gets especially butchered. All Apologies though, and About A Girl are great off Nirvana MTV Unplugged.
>>221011214that opening riff is so clean
Megan the Stallion is single now it's my turn to shine
>>221011214try AIC unplugged
>>221011235Get in line bud. I will impregnate a black queen first.
more like AIC unplugged from the stereo because their music sucks
Another great Niravna song is Heart-Shaped Box. Love that one.
>>221011257
How do we save it?
>>221011274I WISH I COULD EAT YOUR CANCER when you turn black
ktim
kurt cobain said most his songs dont mean anyfinghe just like picked out phrases that seemed to fit from scraps of his notes and poems dont fink most of the songs mean anyfingbasically like the american noel gallagher
imagine if my life ended. haha that would be amazing
>>221011288why has this guy not killed himself yet? what is holding up his suicide?
hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazinesseen two niggas kissing we ain’t know what that shit mean
I got the feeling that zoomers don't know the twin towers existed before 9/11
Square fingernails
>>221011376His lovely wife keeps him living
>>221011407I’m a zoomer and I remember 9/11. I was four years old I saw the towers on fire on TV.
>>221011407American zoomers think the United States is 2026 years old.
now spinning
One time I was drinking at the beach w/ some friends when some Mormon missionaries came up to us. We started talking, I was a bit sloshed already right, so I started challenging them about the Biblical authenticity of their faith. They got so mad and flustered over my refutations of Mormonism and quoting of scripture they eventually just walked away while I ranted after them about how unbiblical they were and how St. Paul would have denounced them.
>>221011455https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIsnb1TKYjE
>>221011478and then everyone clapped and reddit beanie babies fell from the sky
YUUUUUUPP
post it 5 more times, maybe I'll give a shit
I love grimeth. I want to kiss her poosy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QI8LVH1rno
>>221011551hate these types of pics. they feel so manufactured
My god ..
we’re gay and our dicks are small
>>221011579Wonder what STRATCOM's response would be to an illegal order to launch nukes from an erratic and unhinged president.
>>221011579These Twitter accounts get away with suggesting some absolutely insane shit. And people just accept it uncritically.
very bored
I read this book a couple of years ago right. Scariest shit I've ever read in my entire life. It's grim as fuck.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1777088012480935.webm
>>221011631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKqKM-gvK_w
>>221011633read this, its even more horrifying
>>221011660Interesting, thx anon.
has anyone here made beer or wine at home?
I'm going for a bike ride without any lights or safety vest, hopefully some drunk driver hits me this time
>>221011660>berg
>>221011694if by 'made' you mean 'consumed in large quantities', yes
>>221011644Makes sense to me
It's Time.
boomers really be saying a whole lotta nothing when they make internet posts
>>221011710That's not what I meant, but I'm willing to learn more about your experience.
Remember remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason & plot
The Permian period ended 251 million years ago because of the volcanic eruption of the Siberian traps, the worst mass extinction event in Earth's 3.8 billion years of harbouring life, where 96% of all species died(compared to 75% of species dying because of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs).The amount of lava released from the Siberian traps would be enough to cover the entire continental America in a sea of lava as deep as 3 empire state buildings.It gets much worse, the average temperature on Earth rose to 40C(it's 15C now), Oxygen levels fell to 15% of the atomsphere, compared to 35% before(it's 21% now), halogens released from the volcanic eruptions depleted the Earth's ozone layer resulting in the equator receiving 400% higher levels of UV radiation, and the sub tropics receiving 5000% higher, sea temperatures around the equator are theorised to have exceeded 50C in some regions, leading to the formation of super hurricanes with 800km/h winds that would devasted continents.
>>221011745Who's that cutie
>>221011759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNBTUJbnN1ostep one: acquire alcohol
People be dyin an shiee
>>221011785My experience is more like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI
have you thanked the italians for inventing glasses yet
>>221011808modern day diogenes
>>221011783your mom
>>221011816but fuck it, right?
just farted
>>221011808LAST NIGHT MY MOM WAS BEING WEAK
>>221011814Thank you Italians
>>221011823gotta go to workwhatchu know about THAT
>>221011841Get to work wagie. Fund my lifestyle. I'm gonna fap and game all night
why don't NEETs just join ICE?>$100k signing bonus>get to wrestle nonwhites all day>generally regarded as a hero like a war veteran or a doctor in society
Just ordered this (I have a big discount)
who the fuck cares you faggots are obsessed with twitter and pooooooooooooooooooooooolitics jfc
>>221011870Not my problem
>>221011875what was the damage?
Crazy how there are people who will fuck over everything they have going in their lives just to get high
Galar isn't looked on fondly but I like it. I like that the battling has a big sporting culture behind it. It's got pretty diverse towns with the fairy town and the Roman town. The starters are all pretty good, even if the legendaries are boring. It also has the sexiest batch of girls in the series
>>221011875theres a sushi place near me that has an all you can eat for 27 bucks but I have nobody to go with so I'd just feel stupid and fat
>>221011885$28 before tipI'm treating myself a lot this week, a bit too much perhaps. But im going to enjoy this>>221011893Go by yourself who cares?
>>221011896I dont want to sit in a restaurant alone
>>221011888That person is me, but I'm out of edibles now and am not buying more. I have no car and it's a 40 minute walk to the weed store and I am NOT doing that walk of shame again anytime soon. Maybe in a few months though
>>221011896>$28tooooo much
>>221011878
>>221011903I've done that numerous times. I see other people do it all the time too.>>221011905It is, but I want a sushi feast
Fuck.
>>221011913yah, I CAN do it, but its depressing and reminds me I dont have friends
All you can eat sushi here is like $40 CAD.
>>221011945sheeeet, thats like $20 american
>>221011928You're telling me you don't know how to entertain yourself while on outings by yourself? Git gud faggot.>>221011953We're fucked dude inflation is so high here. Especially on food.
I want to try Salvia. We should try it together./cum/ Salvia sesh?
Got dogberg a dog cake from the dog bakery for her 7th dog birthday
started jerking off with my right hand and it kinda feels like someone giving me a handjob with how foreign it is
>>221011926noooo i can't believe my fake money on a computer screen is arbitrarily worth lessss the system was perfect how could this happen????
Those salvia vids on youtube scared me straight. Too scary
Does zutt increase my izzat?
>>221011992Can I give you a handjob?
>>221011996>t. economically illiterate
>>221011998Not as scary as datura
which state has the best capitol city?
>>221011988
>>221011988Happy birthday to dogberg What's in the cake?
Source tells me trump is safe please god
>>221012006(((economics)))
>>221011988Post dogberg
>>221012008Indianapolis
>>221011974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_5uYoOaVtM
>>221012008massachusetts
>>221011926Is this good for Canada or for America
How is this allowed wtf
>>221012013Lots of peanut butter.I tried a bite, it's actually pretty good. Like a normal cake but without sugar or anything toxic to dogs>>221012019
>>221012032Cold food incoming
>>221012031Well I'll put it this way. Canada has always benefited from a relatively cheaper dollar, because it means cheap imports for the Americans because of their stronger currency. The buying power of our dollar has been dramatically eroded over the last 10 years though so that plus the high exchange rate means buying things here has gotten much more expensive and buying from the US has gotten in some cases prohibitively expensive. The thing is, it would be an opportune time right now for the Americans to be buying Canadian due to the huge difference in the exchange rate, but nooooooooooooooo You-Know-Who just had to make it super expensive for you guys to buy from us even though it would be mutually beneficial. That's how it works.
quick anon, you're in charge of writing a new simpsons episode!give us a concept, a title, and a great gag!
>>221012058Nice dogberg
>>221012089Series finaleThey all die in a nuclear explosion
>>221011926don't you guys still have a massive GDP just because you're a US vassal state. also when I was like 11 I had a lot of fun abusing the arbitrage between the US and Canada to play all the arcade games I wanted
>>221012089Marge becomes a robotMaybe Moe gets a cell phoneHas Bart ever owned a bear? OrHow 'bout a crazy wedding?
>>221012118Be nice
>>221012058Very cute dog
I don’t know anybody that’s happy except my retired Dad who made his money and gets to golf and go to brewpubs and go on european vacations. There is no happiness to be found in working life. The only way to happiness is to somehow be successful enough to retire in your 60s with a bunch of money. That’s the American Dream. Everything else is just a life working some meaningless shit job until you’re dead.
imagining someone saying nigger in the canadian accent
>>221012134Canadian accent kind of sounds like the gay voice. No offense...
donnie got popped?
I'm canadian.... Eh!!
>>221012153NoNothing ever happens
>>221012118Once when I was down in the States at this time w/ my mum (I was a teen) I wanted to my mum to buy me a poster from a record store and the exchange rate posted on the cash was par. This was at the height of the Canadian dollar's power though so it was like $1.05 CAD for every $1.00 USD and my mum got in a big of an argument w/ the cashier because she told him they should be exchanging at more than par and he had this audacity to claim the US dollar was worth less than the CAD. Like he just didn't have a clue. He was like "our dollar is worth more than yours" and my mum just snapped, "it's not actually." IDK Americans are so arrogant when they say incorrect shit.
>>221012160*the US dollar was worth more than the CAD
Pray for trump and his family. He was going to give a speech saying he will longer support Israeli interests
>>221012160I'm not arrogant when I say incorrect things. Im cautious if i dont know something. Since you generalized all Americans in your statement, you are the arrogant one saying something incorrect!
>>221012160yeah, fuck that nigger!
America is Dunning-Kruger nation.
Its weird how I get bored when I have a lot of things I can do
>>221012193More like Donald-Kushner nation
Americans are going to have to do something about the israel question.
>>221012178Hamas replaced the real Trump with a jihadi clone
can't shit again
>>221012213
>A 2018 YouGov poll found that around 4% of the population of the United States believed in flat Earth while the POLES 2021 Survey found around 10% of the United States population believed that the Earth is flat.
>>221012208you have ADD, go ask your local doctor for some lab grade meth
I don’t know why you guys post so much about politics. First of all, it’s fucking boring. But more importantly, most of you are unemployed and not paying taxes, so none if it really concerns you anyway. You’re not waging war against the deep state from mom’s basement.
>>221012243
Why do christians even like the jews?Jews know of Jesus and actively reject him. If they were going to accept Jesus, they would convert.Even fucking muslims call jesus "christ" and "messiah".
Stupid /ck/ mods delete any thread that is fun
Momberg is bringing home groceries and Costco hoddog I am so EXCITE!
you want this or not
I do genuinely have ADD, I fuck up all the time at work because I ignore some small detail or Im thinking about something else. And my mind is an empty fogbut ritalin never worked for me
>>221012271Dizgusting
>>221012271No
>>221012160ur retarded if you come here and pay in canadian money, sorry. there're tons of financial institutions that do exchanges without any fees
>>221012254/ck/ would be nice to lurk if it wasnt filled with try hard faggotsthe entire board is compromised of elitist manchildren constantly trying to one-up each other
>>221012272if you have ADHD (which is ADD) stimulants have an inverse effect usually. drink a ton of caffeine and see if that helps
should I get qdoba or mczognalds tonight?
We must wage this war against the deep state from my basement
>>221012313Mmmm I haven't had qdoba in years
someone tried to shoot the president and i wasn't informed? the news cycle is really breaking down
>>221012329It happened like an hour ago
the fuck is qdoba
>>221012333hour too late imo. but also, how'd nobody at the dinner except security hear the like 6 successive gunshots?
>>221012334Chipotle
>>221012334Chipotle clone
Wow, nothing happened? I demand to be informed immediately! Make sure you guys tell me right away the next time nothing happens
goodnight yakubites
>>221012357I got you bro
>>221011870Oh no anyways
>>221012375Thanks I love you
>>221011865You actually have to have some law enforcement experience
kiwifarms confirmed the shooter is a troon
>>221011865join the national guard. at least a couple times a year the governor will call you to the city to act as an interim police force because everyone in the force is overweight and can't prevent crime
>>221012412trannies are really unstable and dangerous That's why they can blend in so well with other Americans
>>221012426the national guard is all over NYC, practically a mainstay. all because of fucking subway crime
>>221011865Chuds should join the secret service that way you get to serve and take a bullet for God emperor Drumpf
>>221012289Well it was cause she was paying w/ debit.
>as my first order of business, I hereby declare martial lawomg it's happening>>221012450doesn't that depend on the bank's fee?
I want a rear projection TV.
If I had a house you would love my media room
Jerked off to Alison Brie award
Eating Mickey D's makes me feel like I've got a brain tumor
>>221012462Holy shit you're not lying it's actually happening. Just saw a squad of armed soldiers going door to door rn in my neighborhood and asking to see party registration WTF
when will leftists be removed from the planet
>>221012462>doesn't that depend on the bank's fee?They calculated the price first and then put it into the register.
Think my little sis might be a fujo
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