Panty & Stocking EditionPrevious Thread: >>221009099
Make sure to tell your girl you love her
WHY IS THERE ANOTHER HAPPENING? WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A NORMAL FUCKING MONTH
Found a new quirk chungus zoomer slut to watch
>>221012555Nothing ever happens!
Forgot that it was Saturday and so normies out partying. Incel walk was ruined
>>221012555nothing happened
Why do people care about happenings, genuinely news has no emotional effect on me whatsoever. a nuclear bomb incoming to my city, now there's a happening
this cartoon was kino and I'm tired of pretending that it wasn't
>>221012590As you age you'll understand the domino effect it has on you.
Bladder Pissington
goddamn cocksuckah I hope there's fuckin AIDS piss in ya Schweppes
>>221012596Is this a Chowder ripoff
>>221012570>not incel walking at 2pm on a tuesdayrookie mistake
It's a party in the CIA
>>221012600Hasn't been the case for me. If anything I've found the older I get the less igaf about news because I realize most of it is fake and/or has zero effect on me
>>221012590In the Soviet Union it was illegal to be a NEET.
>>221012627Ok, so what
Giving my little cousin a PSN gift card for his birthday tomorrow
Oh balls
>>221012611theyre both good
The shooter was a chudsexual
>>221012626You're not that old yet kid.
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>>221012677You're probably younger than me
Cranked it three times today Building up a nice musk I am
>can freely smell like cum because the semen trees are in bloomi'm warming up to these trees
>>221012706I had sex with my gf last night, got some head this morning, and I still wanted to jack off twice today. I'm 35 I thought my libido would be diminishing by now but I have the same sex drive I did as a teen
MAGA
>>221012698If I am, then you're just an idiot. You ought to know more by now.
>>221012726Fuck offFuck you
>>221012732Knowledge has nothing to do with it. I just have enough control over my emotions to not fret about shit outside my control
>smoke weed >become stupid and fat from eating >stop smoking weed>become depressed and commit self harmHow to fix myself?
>>221012770Do meth and set your mind free
SMOKE WEED GET HIGH
Nig nogs were out and about being loud monkeys on my walkNot sure what makes them think it's appropriate to pull up in the middle of a street and start loudly talking with each other while blasting loud shitty rapIt's like niggers have no super ego, no concept of basic human courtesy
>>221012792
Is there any reason for me to patronize The Institute or should I just kill everyone here
I need to put myself into uncomfortable social situations so I cant integrate with normie society and touch a vagene
>>221012814you dont need it, you can always pay a prostitute
someone needs to figure out a way to get a gf without talking to women
>>221012844Sex doll
debating getting a burrito rn
>>221012844It's called arranged marriage.
>>221012847to be a gf you need to at least be real, alive and a woman
>>221012844It's called a war bride
>>221012819that still requires uncomfortable social interactions
>>221012850total Brahman victory
Listening to jpop. Much more superior to pop! Korean is not pleasant to listen to
>>221012858yes but a lot less
>>221012854total Mongol victory
>>221012852damn I'm already at 67%which rounds up to 100%
don't want to get married because then I'd have to go to a wedding
BREAKING: The shooting was actually a publicity stunt for Drake's new album "Iceman"
Everytime I look at cool space pictures on Instagram there are people in the comments calling it AI, saying space is fake, etc
I'm a broken man
>>221012876Not trueYou can get the certificate at the courthouse
>>221012876I'm more concerned about the consequences of adding another human to the american pyramid dream
>>221012878Drake is Canadian and I'm boycotting all products of Canada for non-political reasons
>>221012878drake? love that guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COz9lDCFHjw
Found a tick on me today. Hope I don't get lyme diseases or the one that makes you allergic to red meat. Imagine being reduced to a life of nothing but chicken and fish because of a fucking bug
i dont want to get married at all ever, i dont believe in it
my great grandfather was deported from this country
>>221012895friendly reminder that lyme disease was manufactured by the government
Long for social interaction but feel an immense well of hatred and bitterness well up when someone tries to talk to me
Another staged assassination attempt yawn
just gooned
>>221012901Go back Irish trash
>>221012908this 2bh. the first one was alright, kinda neat. second one was obviously fake. third one is just weaksauce now. these sequels are gonna keep getting worse and worse.
>>221012898Is it true that Brazilians return to the beach where their parents had sex like sea turtles do?
>>221012926holy shit HAHAHAHA holy fucking shit dude my ribs fuck
me rn
>>221012934is this the new claude ad
>>221012898It's more like a legal way to deal with children if you get a divorce.>>221012908More like paid off security. I'm surprised Trump just doesn't hire a private team at this point because government motherfuckers literally suck ass
>>221012770take shrooms
I haven't masturbated in 24 hours. I'm very horny right now
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>>221012934that's how I get out of bed
I thought I weighed 165 pounds but I actually only weigh 159 so I have enough time to lose weight before my summer vacation
>>221012911goon squad
lol they keep calling it a "security incident" because they refuse to acknowledge someone tried to kill him again because it will make him a victim
>>221012953he should get the glass box that the pope had to avoid assassination attempts
I love that they have made so many skin tones, pregnant man emojis, enby emojis but they never bothered to make a left-handed version of the writing emoji. I mean they made the right clenched fist and the left clenched fist. Why wouldn't they make a left-handed writing emoji? This is actually pissing me off.
If you had my loveAnd I gave you all my trustWould you comfort me?And if somehow you knewThat your love would be untrueWould you lie to me?
>>221012975ktim
hey man it's not the first time the pissraelis have taken a swipe at a us president
>>221012981I feel like the inclusion thing will eventually become so burdensome that apple will add like 8 skin tones and like 4 modifiers to each emoji. 8^n different emojis, where n is the number of people in the emoji or even (4^n)x(8^n)
>>221012981it takes a lot to make a stewidgaf what emoji jews do
Got Wordle in second try
>>221012981were left handed men in a right handed man's world
>>221012981Remember the days of MSN Messenger when emojis were called emoticons?
anyone doing a jam on spotify
Oliver Cromwell was born on this day in 1599
>>221012981pregnant man emoji is probably the best emojiwe will never have a better one
>>221013009a better time, a more civilized world
>>221012986BUTTERY ASS FAG NIGGA WASH YO TEEF
>>221013012not spotify but i have this playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_t4nNm38TU
>>221013009Emoticons are regular text like :) :( o_O XDEmojis don't show up on 4chan.There is a difference.
>>221012904>>221012895they really don't want us to eat red meat for some reason...
(V)_Oo_(V)
>>221013018rip
>>221013018pour one out for a real one
thank god every country is importing 1,000,000 indians every year so this no longer exists
>>221013039remember when that ghoulish chinese guy at some conference said we should infect people with the lone star tick to reduce global emissions
>>221013030Emoticons are so quirky and sovlful
>>221013030Nah bro on MSN Messenger you could program the emotes to bewhatever phrase or combination of characters you wanted. At one point I had a ton of common words as random ass emotes that would make text illegible. And you could even set your own jpegs or gifs as emotes. I remember because I was there. It was kewl.
buck state: broken
>>221013030Isn't that just a sort of more recent distinction though because emoji is a japanese word
>>221013051yeah. but they don't care about emissions though, so it's clearly something else they're up to
Still waiting on Momberg to come home w/ groceries & Costco hoddog.
Boobies are reminiscent of the primordial maternal warmth of childhood, o algo
>>221013051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3QlfJZrFg
>>221012539Panty my beloved
>>221013081she's not comin back lil bro.
>>221013116tits are too small0/10 would not bang
>>221013018One of those historical figures that troons inexplicably seethe at
some mfer really calculated the amount of shrinkage that would happen when you kiln fire porcelain
i love small tits
>>221013116Panty is clearly the better choice. do NOT understand Stocking fags
>>221013121better than a fatty fat fat fatty demon
>>221013127Ok pedo
>>221013124well thats really important
>>221013121
I don't get out enough
Why is MANime so dead and all anime discussions just tranime shit now? Do they not make MANime any more or something?t. Unc
>>221013130yeah dude why would anyone prefer the hot alt deadpan evil girl
there appears to be an arachnid in my domain >>>>:OOOOO
>>221013127boobs are great
>>221013140didnt jujutsu kaisen came out not long ago, anyway i dont watch anime i only read manga
>>221013140because you dont look for it
>>221013143>"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground apart from the will of your Father."Respect the spider and leave him be
>>221013143bring her outside
>>221012539This is now a good thread.
>>221013163He has a painful bite and will be eliminated before dawn.
Police body cam vids on youtube are my favorite form of entertainment does this make me an evil, unlovable chud?
>>221013168The tender mercies of the wicked are cruel
>>221013143we all have arachnids in our domain because we all have demodex mites living on our face
>>221013188it makes you a faggot who blogposts every single day about watching police cam footage videos
>>221013188everyone loves watching criminals get shot and killed
>>221013198True Brazilian post right here
>>221013166haram
>>221013188noI love them toothey are kino>>221013197you suck>>221013198kek
>>221013197Based and true>>221013198Based and true
>>221013207why is it I remember nothing about this show but I still remember the theme song to this day
>>221013188They can be pretty fun but they get old fast as 90% are just dumb niggers getting themselves arrested over nothing https://youtu.be/fBbzDIYBHPo
>>221012545so why did Jason want to shoot and kill blump????????
what if i love your girl as well
watching The Conjuring: Last Ritesthis shit sucks!first 2 conjuring flicks are kino though
>>221013231didn't know they went to libraries
>>221013163Gibberish
women are powerless against me
>>221013260that's why you fuck so many bitches, right?
>>221013264thats why i dont, the only power women have is withholding sex
>>221013264I don't want to fuck bitches I just want one cute girlfriend me and you are different you like stacies I like girly girls!!!
>>221013272That's an incredible powerWomen rule the worldall those rich people and politicians do things just so women fuck them
>>221013279You went to that island or at least you wanted to
>>221013188my opinion on these channels has sullied after I saw boomers celebrating the 19 year old getting his life absolutely raped when he made 0 (zero) directed threats. arrested on the crime of "inciting hatred" or something.
We gotta do something about the simp problem
>>221013286remember when people voted for a defanged, or even dissolved, FBI?
>>221013284I was at Epstein island once or twice. It wasn't what the media made it out to be. They were basically just fancy parties
so do you guys actually fucking believe jason's sister offers her literal 19 year old fresh girlfriends to Jason and yet he refuses to fuck them
I am too cultured I am not a normal fag like you guys I would rather go to church on sunday then to get high on cocaine at frat parties with women who might as well be literal public toilets
what is actually at the Epstein island i would like to know
cannot BELIEVE Im only now watching Ichigo Mashimaro, this show is great
>>221013323this
I think my summer project will be fucking myself in the ass until fall
>>221013332>I think my summer project will be fucking myself in the ass until fallThat's your FUCKING life project Jason
>>221013323probably some seagulls
>>221013331>>221013312Leonardo stfu
>>221013332I don't understand why you fags do shit like engineering and cs when you could've done econ or some other bullshit sucked the dicks of some frat guys/trust fund babies and get a comfy six figure high paying office job instead you're gonna spend your entire summer working on some portfolio while chad will be chugging beer out on the lake with hot redhead and blonde girls
ryujinx keeps crashing when I try to run tomadachi life :(
>>221012981I find that Indian immigrants get a bit weird about some random white dude being left-handedI had one get upset about my watch preferences once
what would the response be if a country actually orchestrating the killing of the president? the persians, demonstrated by assassin's creed, were historically a people of assassinations. people are too afraid of power to actually deploy retaliation>>221013354I decided against cs because of the types of retarded striver retards it attracts. steer clear of anything that offers a rate of return, but keep away from the ones that offer none.
this is what good pussy sounds likehttps://voca.ro/1aYsj04BW2Q8
>>221013385so what is it that you do
>>221013377is there some cultural superstition around being left handed in India?
>>221013390jerk off and play video games
>>221013393That's the hand they wipe their ass with. This is considered by them to be more hygenic, btw
i wouldnt even mind giving up meat forever
>>221013393(from plebbit)https://www.reddit.com/r/AskIndia/comments/1gza98w/using_left_hand_is_forbidden/>In older commodes, most people use their secondary hand (left as most people are right-handed) to wash their bum. Hygiene automatically makes the right hand the hand used for everything. Sanitation is the reason, that's what I think...what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJYT-adBCfk
>>221013354I'm transitioning from business to engineering because corpo shit is full of normies. But worse case scenario I'll do like engineering insurance or something, or I could be one of those bootlickers who lobbies for corpos
Why are libtards so violent
sweet and russet potatoes for din din
>>221013461controlled opposition
>>221013461Oops! You accidentally posted about politics on the non-politics board. Your punishment is you are gay.
>>221013468absolutely done him
>>221013468Btfo
>>221013468TRVKE
i like how you can just go and look at insecure cameras at some niggas room, thats why i keep my webcam pointed at the wall
>>221013480Wdym, is there some website that lets you do that or how do you do it?
>>221013480that's your year's salary in a single picture
>>221013494That's the security footage from the white house of the guy who tried to kill blump
>>221013494its just insecam though they remove cameras on peoples private spaces
that faggot brazillion Lum is here ITT right now everyone call him a FAGGOT
How come we are not talking about the third failed blump assassination attempt
>>221013497i dont work
>>221013509Who cares?
>>221013509because Im watching anime
the nashville glizzy
>>221013507Haha, I should contact IBM and tell them not to hire Leonardo P*****a B****s
>>221013509/cum/ exists outside of space and time, and is therefore not concerned with political theatre.
>>221013494I'm pretty sure you can just type in random IPs and guess passwords on shit that's outdated or something. Usually it's like gas stations and random offices or someshit
>>221013527time is a spook and you a bolshevik
>>221013509assassination fatigue
>>221013509zero policies enacted have warranted a civil war level of assassination attempts on the president.
NileRed is showing us how to make real life goy kibble.
>>221012895I have the one that makes you allergic to red meat
hi cummies
>>221013509>zero casualitiesNothing ever happens
>>221013509You're still watching the show? I lost interest a while ago.
im currently logged in this japanese restaurant camera and i can even control it
>>221013565lol wtf
>>221013461broo you're gonna get yourself a b&. Don't worry dude, I won't snitch.I hate women so much it's unreal
Having a beer
>>221013565What's the website irmao?
>>221013572Well, I woke up Sunday morningWith no way to hold my head, that didn't hurtAnd the beer I had for breakfast wasn't badSo I had one more for dessert
>>221013578i already said it
Saturday night all alone, anon? God you're pathetic.
Too many useless eaters. Civilization needs a certain percentage of innovators to advance, but the supply is dwindling because why even bother
i hate women
>>221013589billions must starve
>>221013595
>>221013589We already have netflix and goy toys and bluetooth and fast food what more could we possibly need?
>>221013595shut up loser
>>221013585The Brazilian cams suck, don't you guys use security cameras? One of them is just a close up of a pole and the other an empty water tank
>>221013595I love women
>>221013606no. it needs to be proclaimed to all of mankind that women are evil
Chinese router ban was actually really smart. Routers are a single point of failure, doesn't matter if communications are encrypted or whatever, you could easily expose shit to the public facing network, unless the ISP has a block on that, or mess with NAT stuff to allow stuff like a server on UDP to be spoofed.
>>221013608all the cameras are shit, they remove cameras that arent public but somewhere else must have them
imagine being gay and not getting to enjoy this
>>221013618>but somewhere else must have themI can tell you how to easily find them but janny might have a fit
>>221013625Who's this whore
>>221013617okay now I want to buy cisco shares... too bad I'm broke. maybe I'll convince my parents, they have a de facto domestic monopoly along with ever router company
Pretty sure you can just post the same stuff on a repeating loop for years and years and people will barely notice. Be good as a little expirement to test the avg person's memory see at what time intervals you can repost the same made up crap before people start to notice. I'd figure about 2-3 weeks is enough for the average person's memory to mostly reset
>>221013580That song was in Project Hail Mary. Pretty cool needle drop.
kino
For me it's Masha from the Bone Museum. She's so cute.
>>221013509Nothingburger
>>221013649I want to take her to the bone museum if you catch my drift
>>221013649Woof
>>221012809corr anudda excellent kittungtin
I’ll never understand faggots picking up random ugly cunts and be OMG SHE SO QTStill a whore and still won’t fuck you
enjoying the new drake songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzaLoDzdexc
>>221012563phwoar whats her name fingy>>221012901>>221013131corr good pepe diss
>>221013672that aint drake
>>221013654
Drake the pedo?
Insane how Canada has subjected us to both drake and Justin Bieber
>>221013649she can lick me bumholebet she would be howlin'
>>221013672this is complete shit, like something youd hear at a frat party
drake is the goat
drake the kind of nigga to pack 6 pairs of underwear for an overnight stay
>>221013698Drake is top 40 garbage for NPCs
>>221013687The Weeknd as well
>>221013687yet we also made ryan gosling
Kendrick lost
Brazilians sound like thishttps://youtu.be/radY_lt5EQ4?si=xtbBIjzJdCYdMcd0
I’m not taking my sneakers off, I’m Sneakers O’Toole
we export our gay niggas. dancing fag niggas with girly voices are one of our most valuable exports.
My only wish is that either I escape from here or suddenly girls like this start appearing in my midwestern small town. Life is so long and sad and unfair
>>221013730Asian girls?
Canada gave us sum 41 too
idk why /pol/ even thinks it was a fake attempt. most people want to do it at this point, i'd do it if i was in a room with him. the world would be 100% better off
i wish i wasnt lazy
>>221013734Just girls like this
>>221013721that BDSM subculture is genuinely disgusting, post-weimar definitely.
>>221013730you were born in America stfu dude you started life on dream mode. you have no idea how much we Canadians suffer.
>>221013744we fought a world war to make sure this, specifically this, would be a mainstay, everywhere, forever.
every single one of you would hang from the door knob in the first 30 minutes in my shoes
>>221013765A neet with no responsibilities? I think I'd do just fine
>>221013757germany was a hub for degenerate porn thoughever
>>221013765you cannot suffer in Brazil.
>>221013741The secret service will be knocking on your door tomorrow
>>221013765There is no suffering greater than being made to read your posts everyday, my unemployable brazilian friend
>>221013777digits confirm
>>221013779i have brazil filtered why cant you
>>221013741>>221013777Redditjeet just violated US law, curious...
>>221013777>the secret service tomorrow
>>221013752Being born in an Anglophone country is the worst start imaginable. Your lonely shithole is just colder cause it's further up north There are no girls like this hereI'm gonna drink and cry myself to sleep
>>221013796>OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIGHT
i wore my checkered vans but everyone has checkered vans so i just look like a poser
>>221013797choke on you tears.
>>221013796kek
its 2 am its too late to drink
>>221013809>checkered vansyou look like a goober
people are still wearing checkered vans in the big two six
>>221013813Maybe it's the alcohol but I'm really tearing up looking at images like this So many days wasted, gone like tears in the rain
I hate my life
>>221013832lmao
Lea Thompson was pretty hot in Back to the Future. I probably would have banged her if I was Marty McFly.
I used to wear a lot of vans but that's because I'm flat footed and they were one of the few comfortable shoes I could find
I only wear 100% cotton. You can't make me wear the plastic
Real Sad Nigga hours apparently
why the FUCK is youtube recommending me game grumps videos
vietnam was much worse for vietcongs yet i dont see them complaining
How am I supposed to not be bored while sober?I have no more weed and can't buy more because it's too unhealthy
My life could have been like this;(
>>221013830phwoar would invade her arse
>>221013858
>>221013845Well life is terrible sooooo…
>>221013853they won. Vietnam is communist now.
>>221013830>but I'm really tearing up looking at images like thiswhy?
>>221013853kinda crazy how the most (((powerful))) nation lost to a bunch of dudes in a jungle lmao
>>221013873
I dont get it
this sad nigga will never have a hot japanese gf
>>221013885explain
Funniest thing about the Vietnam war is how after America left Vietnam chimped out on all it's neighbours and basically tried to rule all of Indochina until the Chinese invaded to try and make them stop (which they eventually did). Imagine an alternate timeline where Vietnam is some Imperialist commie nation ruling everything in SE Asia.
>>221013886
>>221013886it equals 3.5 nigga it's not that hard
I have a cute Japanese gf. Sorry you guys don't. She's from Brazil btw.
>>221013890
>>221013904I'm not jealous because I'm only into white girls and some latinas
>>221013902>it equals 3.5
i mid japanese girl approached me once and i sperged out and that was that
I wish I had seen attack ships on fire over the shoulder of Orion or c-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. But I’ve seen no such things. I’ve been praying to a dying star, compressed on a tiny screen. Living a simulation. Roy Batty lived outrageously before his life was cut short. But I cannot say the same.
>>221013922I wish I had a gf
>>221013922
all that cool shit it aint real, whats real is this, this is it
>>221013915brainlet detected
NEW >>221013971NEW >>221013971NEW >>221013971NEW >>221013971NEW >>221013971NEW >>221013971NEW >>221013971
>>221013962nah nigga, you failed 4th grade math, try again
>>221013957This is real
>>221013933>>221013939>>221013949There is still time. Time…enough.
>>221013975you multiply numerator and denominator. this has been the way since ancient greece, it wasn't until the early 2000s they started teaching kids to do it differently. enjoy your retard math.
>>221013998what is 8/12's plus 9/12's
>>221014006nigger/faggot, or nigger.5/tonguemyanus
>>2210138864 5/12 or somethin