prev >>221012539asian woman edition
>>221013971The duality of those who like Asian women
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECYLHiXvrBQ
drinking milk
Still not sure how that other leaf got 3.5 when 2/3 + 1/4 = 11/12
>>221014000I have this album on vinyl and framed on my wall(because I was trying to get the record and realized it looked really cool in the frame10/10 album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m_htq9w9CY
Tired after a long day of volunteer work. Probably going to watch the Michael Jackson movie tomorrow with my younger Brother, interested to watch that train wreck.
>>221014000The music speaks for itself Fuck my shit life man
>>221014029reread the fractions, my guy
it's 43/12
i never watched the blade runner movie, i tried reading the book but i got bored
watching a movie
>>221014048it's okay
>>221014053I'M watching anime
>>221014048It's not okay
>>221014048As a Brazilian BR will likely hit close to home in some regards if you live in one of the bigger cities like Sao Paulo
we should all just pool our resources and fly to South Africa to help the people there being murdered by the government and roaming gangs
I love both of the Blade Runner movies. The original is too classic to beat, but the second one is great too.
Lol just seen the White House Correspondents security footage, the dude really just ran in there as fast as he could and that was it
Fuck brazil
>>221014079I felt 2049 was very meh. the girls were good but the plot was pretty uninteresting and the cinematography doesnt hold a candle to the original. And fuck me harrison ford is terrible
I had one girlfriend ever and she was from Brazil. So Brazil is cool with me.
>>221014083I'd fuck some Brazilians (female)
>women has a size difference fetish>its actually just a tall men fetish
>>221014082What I found most funny is the contrast between Vance who bolted the second shots started whizzing by and RFK who didn't give a fuck and looked mildly irritated by the fact that he wouldn't get his meal
brotherman billbrotherman billdadadadadadada
>>221014098
wish i was rich so i could vibe out
>>221014089Disagree on cinematography. I think they’re two of the best looking sci-fi films ever made. Plot in 2049 wasn’t the greatest, but I really liked Gosling’s character. I also saw it in IMAX, which was sick as hell.
>>221014099>Virgin Yale methhead grad vs the chad nepobaby worm brain
>>221014104brutha man brutha manwhat up you mutha huckas
markplier is the goat
will you shut up man
wish me luck one of my cats is perma insane
>>221014123hyeehhyehhhyehhhyehhHOLD ON HOLD OOOOOOON the phone lines are litColostemybagcaprisunpouch just pinged me on wackbag, holdup, he says, "fuck her until she dies" hyehyheyheheyehy that's our listeners
my name is blurry face and i care what you think
I miss when Markiplier was a very Chan-coded channel when I grew up watching him in 2014-16. Adpocalypse hit him hard given he used to be very entertaining and now he's just boring as all hell and like anyone else. I probably haven't sat down and watched a Markiplier video since at least COVID if not before then.Seems like a nice guy though from everything I've read, wouldn't mind grabbing a beer with him in Cincinnati.
>>221014151WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIMETO THE GOOD OLD DAAAA-AYS
https://youtube.com/shorts/zqlQpoB34f4?
Ate the rest of the edibles
just downed TWO glasses of milk
listen fat
behead women
This shit sucks I am punished again for straying from the truth that is Coors Light
>>221014199You're brown lol
this anime is simply a joy to watch
>let's do push-ups, man, let's take an IQ test
>>221014200>Coors LightRed Stripe for me>>221014209what is this animu
me i've been reading kingdom, its manga loosely based around the qins unification of china in 200 bc
Guys!!!! I bought a Yamaha Riva for summer, You guys should have supervised me
this is poor people general, we do not tolerate rich people here
They tried to get my boy but he dodged them like 50 cent
imagine being rich, now that, would be great
Shrimp and the Barbie they say
Holy shit
its so over
Rancid anus
>>221014229Was the anime kino?
>>221014362
If I don't get this job I'm joining the circus freak show
>>221014383i assume no, again i dont watch anime i only read manga
>>221014405Make sure to apply blackface, put a dot on your head and change your name to Gupta
>>>/lit/25235493>>>/lit/25235493>>>/lit/25235493>>>/lit/25235493
Gold mansacks
mini fartoid
Nobody's perusing that shit
i do have one friend, on discord and we watch some things together sometimes, other times we go more than a year without talking
>>221014421edgy
>>221014362>GG 2 EZ
What is there to even talk about on /lit/ >I read a book >Did you like it?>Sure>I read it once too. >Cool
Last fart and pee of the night or so I would like to believe
>>221014482There are many things to discuss about a book
books are too boring for me
>>221014492Let one rip immediately after posting this
Shall be wackin off
Your mother's a whore Life is pain
If your farts are bombastic that just means you're eating good
https://x.com/MattWallace888/status/2048229844178395263?sort_replies=recencyLook at the fucking comments under this man. I'm not even christian but if this isn't the kind of end times society the bible describes I don't know what possibly could be
>>221014570>lookspell it out for me i aint looking
>>221014482Imagine talking about everything you talk about on /tv/ or /his/ but on one board
>>221014421
>>221014000this shit slaps
Tell me stuffs about Chicago and how is Chicago?
>>221014667its nice as long as you completely avoid the south side and have an infinite amount of patience for black people
>>221014667>Tell me stuffs about ChicagoGreat architecture, great food, vibrant and very unique local culture. It's the only major American city apart from Pittsburgh where Slavs and Central Europeans dominate and that's reflected in an inummerable amount of ways that you can instantly tell if you go there.>how is ChicagoIt's charming but for the love of God only stay in this little bule area of it if you're visiting. The rest of it is home to quite literally the most violent neighborhoods in the country whose shittiness extends all the way to Indiana.
what if the schizophrenic delusions are actually real and you're really just getting a deeper understanding of reality
>>221014421This is some insanely cringe stuff I didn't realize /lit/ was so reddit
what if its over
>>221014602I didn't say I don't need friends or company. I'm just going to have enough confidence to not get upset being given the cold shoulder anymore.
Just found out about existence. What the fuck! What the fucking fuck!!!
>>221014482you can also say you didn’t like it
>>221014757
>>221014763
you cant even make this fucking shit upLMAO
>>221014757haha what a loser! good thing i’ll never end up like that!
I will be having sex with your mom for mother's day
>>221014808>arguing over fairytale lore
>>221014822while your mom stays at home all alone, wishing her son would visit hersad!
i should buy something for my mom for mothers day, what though
>>221014841She's next
I hate Texas and I want everyone from there to die slowly and painfully so I can masturbate to it
>>221014822joke’s on you, i have two dads
Just took my pills. Gonna jackoff and then go take a shower in preparation for church tomorrow. After that I'll smoke some weed and listen to an audiobook before going to bed.
>>221014862But 6th Street and the Riverwalk are cool
>>221014865>Gonna jackoff and then go take a shower in preparation for church tomorrow
>>221014822https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM?
>>221014852an iPad
>>221014852Make her some homemade treats
>>221014873it’s ok, the lord will forgive him
>>221014859
>>221014880i wish i were eligible for infinite forgiveness
TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY FOUR HOURS OF POOINGI WANNA BE SEDATEDTOO MANY POOSNO PLACE TO CALL HOMEI WANNA BE SEDATED
So, how about that weather?
>>221014772>>221014721pheoarcute kittington
>>221014869Sure. I still pray pray it burns along with it's Inhabitants
>>221014905Should we talk about the government?
>>221014905It was gorgeous today, best we've had it in the valley in a long time. It was overcast too so you don't have to worry about sunburn killing you if you sleep outside.
>>221014936are you a cute twink?
>>221014900Activate your Salvation+ account right now. Only $29.99 per month.
>>221014947what are its benefits?
come on bro religion aint real
>There was a party that she had to miss>Because her friend kept cutting her wrists>Hyperpoliticized sexual trysts>"Oh, I think my boyfriend's a nihilist">I said, "hey kids we're all just the same">What a shame
>>221014967keep what?
Tired of feeling like an outcast exhiled from being humanAll the wasted potential that keeps me up at night. If things had been different i could have been somebody
/cum/ visits britain
>>221014016廊下に立てろう、笹塚
>>221014977It's a bot
Was it kino for its time? >https://youtu.be/sXyRAsBp998
>>221014962I make money off you- and uh you get to heaven or something
My Last.fm weekly results are in.
>>221014994that bit cracked me the fuck up
shit sucks
We deserve some form of love
Thinking of buying a few of these and sticking to random people just to make them paranoid
how you're gonna deal with the invading tribe if we dont stick together, you're just gonna get picked out alone
What would you do in this situation?
goodnight
>>221015096massage his earlobes and ask if that's doing anything positive, because otherwise the company that made him sucks.
>>221015057No one deserves anything
How many different languages do you hear when you go out?Today alone walking around i heard Spanish, mandarin, and what sounded like some kind of slavic language
>>221015096Should I walk to the car wash
>>221015158english, spanish, and i heard... what do albanians or croatians speak? something like that. it wasn't russian or polish, for sure. it was funny, all unintelligble for me, until he won at the slots and went "OHH SHYET!" made me happy for him. congrats man from wherever.
>>221015193Seething slav
>>221015158>How many different languages do you hear when you go out?English, Spanish, Hebrew, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, various Jeet languages, quite a lot really given I go to a major University.
wouldn't mind a gf thats just me but gender bent, in fact i would very much like that
>>221015158Todayenglishcantonesemandarinvietnamesetaishaneserussian
Honey roasted cashews
>>221015234Why so many slanty eyes in your city?
>>221015158spanish, russian, french, mandarin, cantonese, english, and the random wheezes and gibberish of the homeless
>>221015254>Why so many slanty eyesGiven Russian is in there I assume he's in Boston
may hairfta hiv the willard a few days rest
>>221015221huh? but i was happy he won. i just knew it wasn't russian because bad guys speak it in a lot of things, and i had a girlfriend who was polish.
>>221015254chinatown
>>221015292Oh lol you were serious i misunderstood i thought you were doing some kind of bit or caricature
>>221015158spanishhindufucking urdu
Society promised us SEX
>>221015326no no, ha, i'm always embarassingly honest.
We should all become train vagrants together and just ride the rails drinking and getting into scrapes together. It would be a better sort of life than wage slavery
>>221015293WHYS THE CHICKEN ORANGE
>>221015387oh i'm down. give me the state and train departure times. i was just saying how i wished the 60's and 70's van nomad culture would come back.
>>221015387checkout jacobfuckingjones youtube channel
>>221013971>Terrible eye surgery>Smoking>Le pedocore aesthetic Awful OP.
>>221015419>i wished the 60's and 70's van nomad culture would come backThere's van lifers but that's mostly just instagram influencers
used to relly like dat elephant sitting still filmpropa gud dat wasinfluencers?just totally fucking vapidwhat a world we live invapidnuffink has gotten worsewhat has happened is just the revelation of the true nature of the human conditionpureinane pointlessvapidity
>>221014151This song always struck me as funny because if anyone who listened to it had ever actually cared what people like me think they wouldn't have ended up such clueless insecure loser failed adults to begin with
Just got out the shower. FEELING FRESH.
>>221015515Do you pee or poop in the shower?
erm. i'm gonna goon. to gock. yeah.
I'd like to have a wide hipped mongolian wife who makes me mongolian food and enjoys the outdoors
>>221015527I pee in the shower but who the fuck in reality really poops in the shower? Oh and since you brought up poop I wanted to mention that I did a monster diarrhea shit right beforehand. It was fucking perfect. A big shit right before a shower is one of God's greatest gifts. Thank You Jesus.
>>221015527Poop than pee on the poo to wash it down the drain
its called waffle stomping and its hyperborean
have pooped in shower by accident couple times
>>221015575Did you wash your asshole?
>>221015626Yes ofc, thoroughly I might add.
>>221015643Describe how you did it
one day I want to make souvlaki
>>221015661I got right in there with my hand and soap and water.
>>221015674You don't spread your checks and let the water hit the hole?
>>221015688No doing that hurts cause I have a massive hemherroid.
this fucked me up because i think its actually true
I've always been more of a sink pooper myself, but I suppose to each their own
I do be peeing in the sink at work
Another beautiful day in America.God bless us, every one
>>221015728I wouldn't save anyone from a burning building desu I'm not a firefighter it's not problem
>>221015728Racism is just acknowledging reality. Bigotry is where you go too far and deny their humanity.
>>221015782ywnbam
Why haven't you become a cop yet?
>>221014987Is that Jet Neptune
>>221015804I'm too highly educated
>>221015804I feel no sense of connection to my community anymore now that biden let in billions of brown people
>>221015804interesting(ly retarded) question (faggot)
>>221015728TRUTH BOMBSWOMEN ARE EVIL
>>221015799Don't do unpaid work , not my problem
>>221015804Why do you post this so many times
Jet neptroon
No countries name starts with an X. Y?
>>221015977Yemen
>>221015984No I'm asking why.
Sitting outside to get some fresh air for a few minutes before going to bed.
>>221016000Nice try, but I know that's not what you meant.
no pussy no work
Trump just survived another assassination attempt. Literally Gods chosen. It must have been divine interruption that saved his life. We must pray my american brothers.
>>221016068Why are people calling this from groyper now? He's the Easter Toad.
>>221016068>divine interruptionit's divine intervention you uncultured swineand yes, only the most notable presidents in US history have had attempts on their life. This secures Trump's position as a top 5 president in US history
>>221016029I said Y because I thought it would be funny to ask with Y since I just said X. You're coping
>>221016089FROG, not from
used to relly like dat elephant sitting still filmpropa gud dat wasinfluencers?just totally fucking vapidwhat a world we live invapidnuffink has gotten worsewhat has happened is just the revelation of the true nature of the human conditionpureinanepointlessvapidity
>>221016118You can't gaslight me. It is you who is coping.
>>221016029>>221016118Sorry, but he's right. That's clearly not what you meant and he owned you. Hard.
Ok now I'm pissed
>>221013971>asian woman editionasian woman with beautiful feet edition yuu mean?
>>221016186Zoomers don't know shit about this
tfw no bf
The breakfast? 4 slices of pizza (cold) and a tube of mega stuffed oreos
>>221016202Made a thread
Biscuits and gravy
For dindin I had 3 tacos, 2 egg sandwiches, a pb & j, water, 2 fish oil pills, some cheese, and pistachio icecream
>>221016281this nigga be fartin and shittin over here
>>221016281>2 fish oil pillsAre you one of this alternative medicine weirdos
I had the 7 piece Chicken tendies, biscuit, and mashed potatoes and gravy from Popeyes. I asked for the 3 piece and the nigga at the drive thru hooked me up.
>>221016333they used to do that at my popeyes too but then it went outta bidness
>>221016333One time I went to Popeyes and they had somehow ran out of chicken. It was like 4 pm.
>>221016232cold pizza's great. i'll take a pass on the oreos, though.
>>221016386Shit was bomb. I rarely get Popeyes since it's pricey but I do love the tendies with some ranch when I get it.
>>221016473It really depends on the type of pizza, some pizzas are good cold while others (especially ones that are heavy on the bread) are awful
>>221016486yeah popeyes is really good when the people behind the counter are actually doing their job lol. it's a shame ours went out of business though I do miss it.
I wonder how many gen alpha and low tier zoomers even know who Billy Mays is
I wonder how many zoomers know anything
>>221016442Niggas waz hungry >https://youtu.be/cQHQIhJbeFo
>>221016707they know how to eat hot chip, charge they phone and lie
>>221016845Aint that the troof!
I am sad
>>221016868Why bubby
I dont even know what hot chip is
Video from the /cum/ meetup in ontario
>>221016944Wow that guy has huge tits
Federal Court Judge Temporarily Defers Deportation Of Jaskirat Sidhu, The Truck Driver Responsible For The Humboldt Broncos Bus Crash.Sidhu Was Scheduled To Be Deported And Board A Plane To India Monday Morning. Justice Jocelyne Gagné Deferred It Pending Sidhu’s Court Challenge To Stay On Humanitarian Grounds Despite CBSA, IRB & Federal Court Ordering His Deportation.
I'm gay and proud
if he lets himself get assassinated just before 2028 to guarantee vance the presidency i would actually have respect for him this once
>was a nicfag for 9 years>used cigs, snus, and vapes over that time>quit cold turkey 6 months ago>got a new job>suddenly craving nicotine like crazy every single morning before workthis is a bullshit
>>221016944canadians need to give up these wacky "sports" and play something like Football already
Hey guys. Hey /cum/. I’m so drunk. Let’s all be friends ok /cum/. I love you :)
>>221017375You're a drat gone jerk wad !!!
>>221017375Be safe lad
>>221017439Wha???>>221017835Thanks dawg
Should I smoke meth?
>>221017854Fuck noJust stick with weed if you have to get high
>>221017854clavicular does and hes an alpha chad so yeah probably
>>221017854It can be fun. It's the lack of sleep and excessive gooning that sucks after awhile
I’m wearing sunglasses lmaoooo
I think that guy just wanted to suicide by cop
>>221018015he didnt even die hes just going to be tortured for the next 2 years
>>221017998
>>221018045lol what a retard
https://3hentai.net/d/608933le fap
The church near me use to have a bell tower and I miss the ringing. They destroyed it a few years ago because it wasn't structurally sound and they didn't even bother having an engineer look at it.Now all we have in this neighborhood is hispanic people blasting the world music known to man
I have awoken
>>221018350Time for bed for me soon
Wake up wagie! It's a beautiful day to work and I need my neetbux. Chop chop
>>221018399Good night sir
>>221018419It's Sunday
>>221018438Time to get that overtime!
I was almost awake for 24 hours yesterday
In love with Pomni
I helped my dad prepare his vegetable garden yesterday
It was my friend's birthday and I know he had like a dozen drinks last night. Probably more. He's really muscular but that doesn't make you immune. Hope he's okay
I’m staying overnight at the neutral milk hotel. Hahaha get it? Like the band.
>>221018560He could use a rubdown by a friend
>>221018582Never was a huge fan of themWaaaaaay too millennial hipster coded
>>221018601What about arcade fire, Vampire Weekend, Sufjan Stevens, and MGMT
>>221018612I love all of those artists to this day. Some more than others.
>>221018612>Arcade FireActually were really good for those first few albums>MGMTBasically mainstream, also they are good>other 2For effeminate IPA drinking hipsters
>https://youtu.be/PKVOeQICi1A
>>221014107I don’t know which one is more disgusting
How do I get a Croat gf as a blackanon? Do I have to move there?
>>221018772>CroatWhy
Why this bitch got her whole titty out in court
>>221013971sauce?
>>221018794Why not? What’s wrong with them?
>Neutral Milk HotelIn The Aeroplane Over the Sea is a masterpiece>Arcade FireFuneral and the suburbs are two of my favourite albums>Vampire WeekendI like Modern Vampires of the City and Only God Was Above Us>Sufjan StevensIllinois is genius. He has amazing Christmas music. Other stuff is good too. >MGMTI’m a big fan. Congratulations and Loss of Life are my favourite album from them.
>>221018519haha fucking chump dadberg strikes again (free labor dadberg is rubbing two pennies together rn probably)
which one of you niggas started blasting at the white house
>>221018970Wasn't me!
>>221015804shift work seems awful
I should not have to work so hard. I deserve an easier life.
>>221019216Suffering gives you character
>trump staging ANOTHER shooting unc really has dementia
>>221015804I don't have the patience, I'd be the cause for another "peaceful" protest. Not trying to sound bad or tough, just not a people person.
>>221019298Take your meds libtard
I’m deunk
>>221019379no new wars btw
>>221019472It's a special military operation
Check this outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr2hMNG-vsw
No.
I have to get ready for work
>>221019840Make that money!
>>221019853Okay
Marc Antony doesn't get enough credit for being a fucking great general
Stomp clap hey!
we live inside a dream https://voca.ro/13giQECbrlxM
>>221019910Millenials are so cringe The Millenial anthem https://youtu.be/Sv6dMFF_yts?si=BWuKDgdj9Hr06i-V
>>221019936So true
NEW>>221019966
>>221014200Kirin is great, you have shit taste
