Bruneslop, now available for cats! Edition.Fed : >>220991681
What are we looking at, Brune?>inb4 catslop
>>221016041I don't think this slop is for cats, gonna have to wait for Catnigga
Reposting, because GODDAMN>>221010214 #Argentinette, let me put it plainly.You need to lose HALF of your current weight. That means 50 fucking kilos. It’s an awful lot to lose.Do some exercise, lay off the cookies and sugar and sweets, no snacks between major meals, don’t listen to your bf that says you are great, he doesn’t seem to care about your wellbeing or health.>but I’m tiredThat’s because you’re very obese, lose the weight and you’ll se a huge increase in energy. The fat is weighting you down and probably making you breathe badly, which also fucks up with your brain.
>>221016803It's like carrying a sack of cement on you at all times.I know because I also used to be overweight.
>>221016803Not to mention, a chubby woman with your height, like you claim being 5 or 10 kg away, is complete delusion.A chubby 156 cm woman is 60kg, above 60kg you’re getting into fat territory.
>Israeli police confiscated a Hungarian flag at an anti-government protest. The authorities explained that it bore too close a resemblance to the Palestinian flag.
>>221016860this shit always gets me>i am chubbyno, you are morbidly obese. i remember meeting with one of these so called chubby women from /soc/ and holy shit, was she fat. it's not even about aesthetics, your body is basically rotting when you are that fat, but everyone tells them that they are just chubby and look fine (nevermind the builder degenerates that actually find that attractive). her bf is doing her a disservice by telling her that there is nothing wrong so he is allowed to smash.
>>221017070>meeting someone from /soc/
this is for my greek niggas ONLY. I don't want any of you other lil niggas clickin' n listenin' to this shit right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcLiXw3tCVY
Roon done.30 minutes like last time but went faster It was hotter so I didn't take a sweater so I was not that hot.Bantered a group of boomers I encountered.
>>221016840>50kg sack of cementThey don't make them like that here anymore
>>221017371Here it’s 25kg maximum, so people don’t break their backs.
>>221018770Maybe, just maybe if someone *cough*cough*brune*wheeeeeze* had something to say, /med/ would get faster. Just maybe. Simply an ideia, I don't know.
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The secreto was nice and fatty, after eating the secreto I ate the leftover cooking fat and meat juice with some bread.
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>>221018963Take my idea with a grain of salt though, buddy, don't want you yo get too posty, you know what I mean?>>221018972That looks delicious. I like my secretos thin and dripping fat when grilled.
VGH
>>221019190>When she's talking to Magyaranon
>>221019230>/med/ders it's over, I think I gave her the ick
>>221016803I know, Portuanon, I know. I know I have to lose weight. I just hate feeling hungry and one of the only things in my life that used to give me comfort before my partner came by is that food is tasty.And my partner has told me to lose weight for health reasons, he's not promoting my obesity. He likes fat women but he'd rather have me being skinnier and healthier than being fat and unhealthy.I just can't seem to get out of my comfort zone and it feels unnerving to begin.
>>221019501Just subscribe to my diet plan.Special offer for aryantinians.
>>221019516What's the diet plan like?
>>221019532You receive nutritious Bruneslop to sustain yourself. Assuming you don't have cheat meals, hunger is guaranteed to lower, making the long-term weight loss achievable.
>>221019591>BruneslopIs the plan to make her puke to stop eating ?
>>221019733Be careful Momster.
>>221019733Bodied that freak
Rolling for spanish chudette
>>221019591We're trying to get her to loose weight, not die from purple slop.
>>221019965You could land a 747 on that forehead goddamn.
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>>221016803That a big gurl, dayum!
>>221019965Do people truly fall for these grifter whores?
>>221019230>>221019286Fuck you both(no offense and no homo)>>221020120Yeah.Sure not *that much* but even that is enough to still make more money than waging at the office o algo.>teehee, jews want to ruin my life for having said something antisemitic 3 years ago, please support my campaign by sending me 100 euros
>>221019591Honestly the bruneslop doesn't look that bad most of the times, it's the times where I can't recognize the ingredients where I'm wondering "ayo wtf is dis nigga eatin lol". I know I should follow something like the paleo diet, but the thing is I would lose my mind without rice at least. I could try, but man... I just like pasta too much.And these days I've been eating less sugary things than usual and I can feel it. It's gonna be hard starting.>>221019733Bodied that freak + oof, right in the Brunefeels>>221019965I don't want to be mean but even the women in Spain have receding hairlines? Damn...
>>221016041Delicious cat food. Sniff and lick it.Bonus points for putting it on a heart-shaped dish.
>>221020374Based Catnigga.I don't know the brand but it looked rather fancy. I saw there was duck in one meal (maybe not the one on the pic).Momster SHOCKED.
>ReCeDiNg HaIrLiNe ReCeDiNg HaIrLiNe ReCeDiNg HaIrLiNe ReCeDiNg HaIrLiNe ReCeDiNg HaIrLiNe ReCeDiNg HaIrLiNeEnough, I'm tired of this term
>>221020374Sometimes if I smell wet cat food I get the instinct to eat it.>>221020451I mean, my partner's starting to bald yet I still find him hot as fuck. Hell yeah, own that dilf aesthetic, Spanish brothers!
>>221020426Wonder what it's like to have a cat who actually eats the entire sachet of cat food, instead of just licking all the juice off and whining for dried shrimp treats afterwards. Must be nice.>>221020485>Sometimes if I smell wet cat food I get the instinct to eat it.Perfectly normal reaction, some of them smell absolutely delicious.
>>221020451And form the looks of it, your hair is also tired of staying in your head
Sup bros, and m'lady
>>221020664My head is full of hair so far
>>221020725Good to see you bby.How are you doing?>>221020426Check this out (and the OP too) chef >>221015313
>>221020587Gave them more than what I was supposed to so they did not eat everything. But overall they want that stuff badly.>>221020725Rather discret since your election prime ministah
>>221020725Now this is more like it
>>221020587Just realized that the scary lady took Halsin away from me at least 3 weeks ago by now.Nigga really is so useless I forgot about him completely fr fr.
>>221017398Same, I just went to image search to look after one of the older ones.>>221019501Fun fact, you're not feeling hungry.There are microbes inside your stomach that send a hunger signal to your brain to make you eat and feed them.Humans are like walking colonies of various microbes.
>>221020910I'm good bbgirl, just had this meal and I'm gonna chill all day and do nothing. >>221020945wdym Monsieur? >>221020949I tried something I hadn't done before. Seared them on the cast iron grill for 8 mins to get colour and then put them in the oven in a ceramic thing on top of a bed of carrots with some wine so they steam a bit. Very delicioso.
>>221020725Commendable work.This is human food btw Momo.>>221020972Halsin basically exists for this sole purpose. His role in Act 3 is to get kidnapped by Orin so that someone more useful isn't taken.Since he's dead in my game, Orin took Lae'zel from me instead.
>>221021190>His role in Act 3 is to get kidnapped by OrinAh alright.I thought Orin just randomly kidnaps someone, instead of him in particular (unless he is dead).
It's the bikers selling flowers day, I saw them in the neighborhood, can't start my workout until they ring the doorbell
>>221021389What do you mean, just ignore them and don't open the door.
>>221021400I think they saw me when they first arrived
>>221021373It's not random, there's a specific order to it. But most people end up with Halsin kidnapped because he just stays at the inn for most people throughout Act 3, being boring and horny.I was making a tongue in cheek joke about how he has no purpose in Act 3 unlike every other companion though.
>>221020725SEXO SALVAJE fucking tasty!!! Also hello Bulgarianon!!!! Did you make that yourself?>>221020587My kot eats all the food we give her, she's a fatass just like her owner (me). Sometimes she doesn't like certain brands or flavors of kibble, she doesn't like the ones that are fish-flavored sometimes, and prefers the meat and veggies ones. Or pure meat dry kibble.And yeah, cat food smells like tuna, and I fucking love tuna.>>221021041Hmm... Once my partner leaves for S(pain) I'll try eating less carbohydrates and eating more protein and fruits if I'm craving sugar. It's not that I don't like veggies and fruits, I love 'em, but sometimes I don't feel full if I don't eat wheat or rice or starches. What third world diets do to a motherfucker.>>221021079S E X O
>>221021420So what, it's your house, you are not forced to open the door everyone someone rings a doorbell.This is not a business.This is what I tell people who think that they can be using my time any time they want.
>>221021190>This is human food btw Momo.>>221020725your cunt had an election and we rarely saw you since i feeljust memeing that you're the one who won
im not sleeping well the past few days and i don't know whywonder if it's the pollen?
>>221021448what kind of quest would a druid like him even have in the big city?
>>221021041its true, also excessive carbs will keep you hungry all day>>221021190thanks bruv>>221021451Thanks mija, yes everything I post I cook myself, I never order or buy ready meals. How are you and your bf doing?>>221021470I've just been kind busy, I didn't really vote, this is the 8th election since 2020, its all so tiresome here.
Zamn, Mali is being buck-broken by touaregs-BVLLS.
>>221021451>cat that prefers meat and veggies over fishYep, that's an Argentinian cat alright.>>221021542>what kind of quest would a druid like him even have in the big city?None, which is why he should stay behind in Act 2 regardless of what happens to the shadow-cursed lands.
>>221021757kek
Got an orange rose, now I can workout
>>221022101>called rose>it's orangeWhy
>>221022101>rose>not even EnglishIt's over
BUMP
>>221016041good evening frens. i need your advice. should i go to a small get together tonight that the woman i love is attending, although she would not hang out with me alone today? i asked her to get a coffee together and she declined, but asked if i was coming to this event tonight and that she could see me there. i was initially not going to attend, but now i am drunk and considering it.
>>221021448Still yet to go to Cazador's sex dungeon it seems.Currently the talking door in the undercity ruins close to the sewers just opened itself to me.Assumed it would only open on a dark urge or at least evil playthrough, seems like I was greatly mistaken. Sarevok's sword was given to Bae'zel.>>221023802Henlo Nigerianon. Hope you are doing fine as of lately.Can't really give you advice when it comes to relationships, sorry about that.
>>221024013i understand. i hope you are doing well too. i hope your work is successful and that you have been happy.
>>221024013>Currently the talking door in the undercity ruins close to the sewers just opened itself to me.It opens to all who are willing to spill blood in Bhaal's name. Did you do a 180 and turn away from Cazador's estate or something? How did you get so lost?Btw, some days ago, you told me to tell you when I was at Sorcerous Sundries. Well, I'm standing outside right now, but I've forgotten why you told me to remind you. I've done 14 laps of the building while looking at my phone and people are starting to stare, please tell me what I've forgotten.
>>221023802Why the fuck not after allAs long as you don't embarrass yourself with a drunkard moment.
>>221023802Just go, she sounds like she hopes to see you thereIf you don't go you'll kerp wondering what if
Hello /med/ders, went to play some basketball and again got bodied by 16-year-olds, now I'll watch Inter-Torino and wind down a bit
>>221024682>>221024692you make good points. i will work out to sober up some and then go. >>221024744i get it, sometimes i get beat by the 20 year olds when i spar just because they have so much more stamina and athleticism. they wear me down.
>>221024940I just read what you wrote and you ought to go the party Nice to see you back by the way
>When Pam Cronrath's husband Bill died last year, after nearly 60 years of marriage, she knew what she wanted to do, but not exactly how.>"I promised him a super wake," she told the BBC.>What she didn't expect was that keeping the promise would lead her into the world of holograms, technology more commonly associated with celebrities than memorial services in rural America.What is the general consensus in /med/ about having a 3D hologram infused with ChatGPT modelled after your appearance and personality where it will deliver a prepared speech and engage in a Q&A session at your funeral?
finally done with tard wrangling.100€ for 2 days of this shit, but at least I can act like I'm a good man.>>221023802+1 for going there and see where it goes.
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>>221024140Thanks man.Lately I have not been as productive as I would have liked to be, but that might just soon change as I might have found a solution that I can apply to some of the problems present in my work that need to be solved so to speak.>>221024290>Did you do a 180 and turn away from Cazador's estateNah actually I wanted to enter through one of the towers found on the central wall but instead I was like nah I'll look for the front door. But as I have not found it yet and into the upper city I can not go, I will try entering from there a bit later today, but first I'm sneaking around the docks to enter one of the watchtowers there.>but I've forgotten why you told me to remind you.That's not possible as I did not tell you why you should remind me.The books... did you shout at them? I must know.
Hello Nigerianon
>the video of the dude passing the security checksHoly kek>>221025065Based if done rightCringe if done wrong
>>221024290Also, I did actually do a 180, but not at Cazador's place, but in the temple of Bhaal.Idk, quest log tells me I am to confront Orin, but I feel like that still should wait a bit. I don't even know if a fight takes place there or no but I feel like I should leave that at least until finished everything in the lower city. Then again, maybe if Orin is not required to enter the upper city, then again perhaps leaving her until after Gortash is a better idea.>>221025065Grim.When I read things like that I always remember how in the US of A the sister of a guy who had been murdered just casually created a video of the guy saying he forgives his killer then played it in court.
>>221025065I'd love to have that as a meme, especially if my hologram shitposts, as it were.And if it goes particularly well, they might even keep it.
>>221024994>>221025070i decided to go. i am the gym to work off the alcohol and then i will go there. >Nice to see you back by the waythank you, it has been very busy lately. >>221025522that's very good! i hope it works for you.>>221025531bonsoir monsieur, ça va ? i have unfortunately not been able to resume french lessons though. i am sad but i don't think my work will sponsor language anymore.
>>221026811italy what happened to your red part
Hey /med/, going for a walk now that we have a good day and because my mind needs to breathe after a shit day.>>221024744>Getting bodied by teenagers in sporting/gym activitiesI feel you, my guy...
Venetacel on the verge of lashing out.
>>221025065This will not be needed for me because I intend to exist forever.
>>221021590I ate homemade roasted chicken, man it was tasty. Dear God I'm stuffed. And I drank two glasses or three of sangria and one of white wine. Pure sexo.We're doing amazing, we had quite a fun day, renewed our sexhaver status, and now my cheeks are a bit flushed from drinking alcohol, heh.>>221021757Now, in honor of my kot, I shall lay down and be a lazy ass after cooking and eating. I made fried potatoes, french fries, and my mom made homemade russian potato salad. SEXOOOOOOO
>>221027741It's fine, we'll celebrate at home next week
>>221028148Yeah I considered this. It's pretty much impossible to bottle iteven with a win you could not officially celebrate, even though the goal difference is massivei lashed out yesterday when Monaco whom i bet on lost a 2-0 lead against shitters
>>221023802Hello bro, I think you should go and check out what's happening, unless you are very drunk. >>221026811Based chance taker >>221028147Good to hear you are having fun.
>>221021757>picat this point adding cat monarchism to TNO is more likely than they ever adding gameplay kek
