tesco cat edition
I'm going to blogpost about the pawg escort that I'm seeing this afternoonShe had a BBL so her ass unnaturally huge
MAD CUNT
Gaped by a bameYou'd think it lameMy arse, oh, its a shameI was gaped by a bame
>The current men's marathon world record pace is approximately 13.1 mph
another lovely sunday in my incel goblin freak life full of anguish and misery and hate
>>221016791Do you have a job at least
>>221016760really want to fuck a ridiculous nigger ghetto bbl booty at some point but you just don't see them here
>>221016790they run 100m in 17 seconds, 420 times in a row
mahamed representing
>Royal Mail postman ‘put Reform fliers in the bin’https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/25/royal-mail-postman-put-reform-fliers-in-the-bin/LMAO
>>221016824Goofy mspaint flags, very unserious. Especially 6th place.
>>221016801yes and im not actually an incel but having sex doesnt fix retardaton
>>221016824Rorke seething that London attracts top athletes from around the world, and insisting that they be deported
Ngl genuinely sick of this shithole island. Only semi redeeming feature is the slags.
>>221016837reminds me of when i did home help for the elderly and told them i'd drop off their ballot at the post box but just binned them
Excuse me while I get some toast on and maybe also the milkshake I bought on friday
boots thats my ego boost schesdule aint been loose in a minute yeah im that rorke im in it
HERESY
>>221016837thats like like boasting 'i sold drugs and killed a baby'. it's not a confession when they can just say they made it up to be funny
>>221016869screaming
trans surgeries are unethical
who did she piss off?
>>221016901she does it for the love of the game
>>221016856that's why they're running all the time
>>221016901This is gross
>>221016884those hips tho imagine being an altar boy and her bouncing her huge milf arse on you haha .. imagine!
>>221016897Rare flag
another day of waking up to my dogshit miserable life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x7gXx4V7wc
>>221016901literal millions of goycattle are watching this shit as we speak and they walk among us acting like humans
>>221016934Unfortunately zoomers have no idea that phones used to look like that, so they won't understand the costume
Any other try to be productive at the weekend but just waste it away lads in?
here he comes
london looking peng in the sun
>>221016808it's steady/slow bike pace too, how do they manage it
the poo bones connected to gay bone
>>221016948six seveeen
Lions mane down the gullet with a bit of ashwaganda to even it out I call it a 'tropic speedball
mi cyan stand dis bomboclaat battybwoi chud life
>>221016975bismillah
too full to run a marathon, maybe next year
the gf
wanna move to london
>>221017025Fat clit
muhammed muhamad mohammad mohammed mahammad mehemmed, mehemmet mohamad mohamed
>>221017018what's in the blue cup precious?
>>221017018what cafe
>>221017025japan flight japan flights cheapjapan accomodation
>>221017043coffee with a bit too much milk
>>221017018Looks good
runtoil looms
washing machines getting two start buttons because of one stupid mechanically homogenised kiwi toddlerwhere does it end
Blue Tits outside doing their little song
poo and eggs for tea x
>>221016824>am anal
surreptitiously googling new zealand washing machine incidents
calling my da a gay porn nigga
might have a third 'fee
>>221017121incompreheensible post
>>221017156downright reckless
>>221017156enjoy going to A&E with heart palpitations
white niggas love they medieval 2 total war
>>221017156foolish behaviour
do what a want
uk energy generation right now
>wake up >have breakfast>go back to bed>wake up>have lunch>go back to bed>wake up >have dinner>go back to bed>wake up>have midnight snack>go back to bed
morning lads >>221017018good eggs
>>221017163I understood it desu
green energy mong is BACK!
>>221017271thought that said green eggs and ham mong at first
>>221017286ok
>>221017236Rorke insisting that he's only using the blue bit
Treeberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOqq1knVxs
>>221017304im with octopus so its clean energy all the way
green poo
>>221017294
mentally ill bruce
planning some huge wanks for the bank holiday
>im with octoputh tho itth clean energy all the way
>>221017316Dendroberg
>>221017334*straight up blacks you*
>>221017335I've seen whole families of them walk down the grass median on dual carriageways. Not even with a broken down car, with no car, just brown families out walking on a sunny day wearing 4 layers of clothes walking down the grass median while cars fly past at 70mph.
>>221017356
>>221017355So true!
>>221017369browns love wearing thick coats and jumpers during summer
getting poo blacked
Mad how I don't get a holiday tomorrow because up here we respect the quiet dignity of the spirit of ANZAC
>>221017347the wank holiday as it were
showered, shaved, feeling goodx
might start messaging guys i used to go to school with. obviously dont have what it takes to meet new people so i might as well stoop to the level of tracking old “mates” down on linkedin and asking them if they want to go pub or something. its only been 4 years, cant go that badly can it
>>221017236Dump windmills and other schizo inventions in favour of nuclear
I smell like vanilla
confused how so many third worlders eg brazilians, argentinians, indians are even accessing 4chan and the interneti thought they lived in slums and if they are lucky enough to have a house its rudimentary and the area around it is like a scrap heap but im seeing xitter posts from caribbeans and nigerians its crazy
>>221017410Love me m8s from school and uni but at 30 I've always been the one to reach out and get everyone together. Gets kinda exhausting walking down a one way street.
Remembering when I did a black man catfish experiment on Hinge and matched with the girl I fancied in school
>>221017382Would it be anatomically possible for someone to train or develop the ability to voluntarily move poos in and out of the rectum in a controlled, repetitive manner, similar to the motion of a dildo? Has anyone ever reported or demonstrated such a capability?
end gypsy discrimination
>>221017379I get a perverse joy out of being outside in a t-shirt and shorts looking at people who are wearing their puffer and beanie hat. I make a point of locking eye contact with them so I can psychically communicate my superiority, that I knew from one look at the morning horizon it was going to be a warm day with the sun splitting the sky and they didn't know because they're stupider than me. Yeah you enjoy that coat and that wooly hat you fucking retard fuck you.
>>221017379not to defend nons but i'd probably wear five layers during uk "summer"
>>221017433I ended up marrying the girl I fancied in school.
>>221017455based and sweet
>>221017433just wank off and be done with it mate why the fuck do you have to do bizarre fetish larp masturbation rituals
>>221017440have they considered not moving their caravans onto every patch of grass they see, flinging garbage everywhere, stealing whatever they can, shitting up pubs, and letting their chickens/dogs run wild? dont think theyd face any discrimination if they cut all of that out
>>221017467the name of rorke's candy store
>>221017455:)
>>221017410why not try and meet new people though, it's pretty easy if you have hobbies and then it doesn't feel weird
Saw someone post their dog atop a hill overlooking the city and thought it had to be in some third world shithole but turns out it was just Edinburgh
why do ethnics hate peace and quiet?
Saw a very large pigeonA megapigeon if you will
>>221017440>except
yeah well that's a foy
>>221017487How do you not know what Edinburgh looks like?
Depression ruined everything. No reprieve, no breath, only death.
>>221017440Genuinely despise this lot
>>221017509cheer up
>>221017508ironically he himself is brown
>>221017478
>>221017492They're not used to itWatch a YouTube video of Delhi, Islamabad, Dhaka, etc and observe how fucking noisy it is
Off to the Asda for wine and milk and coffee and a gu and some raspberries
>>221017509Go visit hobbiton
boots meal deal
>>221017508>>221017517I’m white and don’t leave my southern hovel. Why on Earth would I ever go to Scotland?
Pleasant Sunday
>>221017523>a gufatty bum bum fatty fatty bum bum
>>221017509>No remorse>No regret>We don't care>What it meant
Wife bought me a 20 pack of low fat cottage cheese. Lovely.
>>221017509
>>221017534Been there before got high and thought there was gonna be roller coasters and shite but it was just me in a tour group surrounded by yanks. Hated it
ktim
>>221017486i don’t have hobbies though, I’m completely apathetic. i suppose you could consider lifting to be a hobby, but given that i wake up at 4am to do it early in the morning when the gyms empty so i don’t have to deal with the post-work, the social element doesn’t really exist. just mindlessly watching the days go by at this point, i get no joy out of anything>>221017432expecting people to pursue you is pretty unrealistic since you can’t expect/force anyone to do anything, but god do i want someone to genuinely have unabashed interest in me, even though no one has any reason to care about my existence at all
guys if you live near me just know I will be going out for a bit of a speeding session soon make sure to use the left lane at all times thx
>>221017563>expecting people to pursue you is pretty unrealistic since you can’t expect/force anyone to do anything, but god do i want someone to genuinely have unabashed interest in me, even though no one has any reason to care about my existence at allThat's reasonable and I know everyone has their own life but I really hoped people would have more of an interest in keeping long term friendships alive
>>221017563get into running and join an athletics club or do park runs or somethingit's a hobby which in a sense requires no effort or real expense, you just run and that's itgo rock climbing, another 'hobby' which is really basic and easy to get into. the gym near me has social days where people go to meet others, there's a lot you can do you just have to think outside the box
Garlic... bread?Garlic.. bread?
any 33-79th man in?
>>221017554but cottage cheese is already pretty low fat
18yo me skimming my theory book and not taking any of it in and driving in tbe wrong lanes all the time until i crashed and the other guy chased me until i stopped and he reported me to police
>>221017487Edinburgh is the grimmest city on earth, it's all hills and steps and, at the bottom of the steps and hills, poverty. I can take great pride in my prejudice. The city is a centre radiating universal dullness. Rows and rows of houses the colour of atomic ash, so picturesque at a distance, so austere when near. The transition between Edinburgh and a graveyard would be unnoticeable.Of course the city thinks it stinks of genius. In reality it is hops. It is cultural only in that nothing happens. For eleven months of the year it produces nothing but vomit. And then in August there is a welter of frivolity - the Edinburgh Festival. Suddenly entertainment starts at half-past eleven in the morning and parks itself on every street corner - a bit like the vomit. That they choose drama is understandable. The stage gets stuck with anything too boring to be shown on television. But why go to the theatre in Edinburgh? Theatre is just shouting in the evening. And the entire city does that anyway.I have walked the streets of the world dressed like a prick. But from Trench Town to the Bronx there is nowhere more frightening than Lothian Road, Edinburgh on a Saturday night
counting down the seconds until mcdonalds opens their full day menu so I can order online
>>221017594Mm I'm not sure
>>221017609Posted it again award
>>221017594Anymore than 15 is just gross
>>221017539scotland is peng in many ways
>>221017563At this point I don't even have time for hobbies outside of lifting in my garage and occasionally gaming in the evenings.>>221017596I'm now cutting. Per 100g we're looking at 87cal, 12g protein. I get fat from eggs.
>>221017620little grim slugman aren't you
>>221017620paying more for cold food likely with items missing
reckon most of those lads who go stealth camping and the like must get fucked up the arse in their converted vans on the sly or maybe meet men and wank in bushes
>>221017620aww donating a meal to an immigrantgood on youhe'll love your big mac that was conveniently lost
>>221017594I used to shag multiple women every week, just spent my days just talking to women just to shag them so I'm probably in the 95 but it's honestly grim just thinking about it
>>221017657That is the rumour I heard, yes.
>>221017631Don’t care I have Welsh ancestry and thus my allegiance lies with King Arthur and the magnificent peaks of his homeland, not the retards in skirts.
>>221017638I see, I think normal cottage cheese has 0,4 fat per 100gr, still pretty good. I'm not really a fan though on it's own.
Timmy's 'read of the week'(TM)
>>221017156>Improved Alertness: Caffeine blocks adenosine, a neurotransmitter that makes you feel sleepy, leading to increased alertness and focus.>Enhanced Memory and Learning: Studies suggest coffee can improve both short-term and long-term memory.>Lower Risk of Depression: Drinking 2 to 4 cups daily is linked to a significantly lower risk of depression.>Neuroprotection: Regular intake is associated with a lower risk of developing Alzheimer's and Parkinson's diseases.>Mood Boost: Caffeine stimulates the release of neurotransmitters like dopamine and norepinephrine, which improve overall well-being. >Weight Management: Caffeine can boost metabolic rate by 3% to 11% and increase fat burning.>Reduced Risk of Type 2 Diabetes: Each daily cup of coffee is associated with an approximately 6% to 7% lower risk of developing the disease.>Athletic Performance: Caffeine increases adrenaline levels, improving physical performance by an average of 11% to 12%.>Better Glucose Processing: Bioactive compounds like chlorogenic acid help the body regulate blood sugar more efficiently. >Liver Protection: Coffee drinkers have a significantly lower risk of cirrhosis, fatty liver disease, and liver cancer.>Heart Health: Moderate consumption (3–5 cups daily) is linked to a 15% reduction in cardiovascular disease and a lower risk of stroke.>Cancer Prevention: Studies show protective effects against liver, colorectal, endometrial, and some types of skin cancer.>Kidney Health: Regular intake may lower the risk of chronic kidney disease and the formation of kidney stones.>Increased Longevity: Large-scale studies indicate that coffee drinkers have a lower overall risk of premature death. >Rich Source of Antioxidants: For many, coffee is the primary source of antioxidants in their diet, providing more than most fruits and vegetables combined.
longest run i ever did was 10 miles
Anyone tried the new Harold shipman burger and maccas?
>>221017695This world is beautiful
>>221017691>Essential Vitamins: A single cup contains small amounts of Riboflavin (B2), Pantothenic Acid (B5), Manganese, Potassium, and Magnesium.>Anti-inflammatory Properties: The phenolic compounds in coffee help reduce inflammation markers in the body
>>221017695imagine shagging patricia up the arse and hearing her grunt
>>221017680The fat isn't really an issue but the one I get has a much higher calorie count proportional to the protein giving me less to work with in other meals. I usually eat 2 300g pots daily plain. Nice lil treat.
>>221017695He's like me
>>221017695>>221017708that creature is ugly, the commenter is retarded, and the world is a bleak shithole
not really in the mood to do anything today
>>221017708
>Longevity: Research from sources like the UK Biobank suggests the greatest reductions in mortality risk occur at around 3 cups a day.>Heart Health: Moderate intake (3–5 cups) is associated with a 15% lower risk of cardiovascular disease compared to non-drinkers
breathalyser says im still at 0.51%bacfucked it up last night big time
>>221017695this is part of why i stay a loner freakbecause i am childish and cowardly at heart and i cant act like a real adult and people would make fun of me
>>221017708True
>>221017729ktim, yesterday too
>>221017727reddit ahh
>>221017740Me the split second I touch a woeman
>>221017720>>221017727genuine jewish comments
>>221017738i was moderate and am nice and sober this morning no hangover for me
>>221017727based depressive realist
>>221017721Do you just at it plane? Here shitty bakeries like to put it in Borek instead of white cheese, I don't like that. >>221017729Same, I'm fucking tired, gonna cook some pork ribs and chill.
i think cats are kind of ugly and i dont like their attitudes
>>221017761>I'm fucking tired>gonna cook *super labor intensive meal* Damn when I'm tired I order slop for delivery
>>221017759how's year 9 going x
>>221017765
bit sick of life but im soldiering oni'm soldiering on
Now that I've got my food and wine in I'll head home and make a coffee then wash up then make a risotto then play sniper elite 5 and watch the football followed by a couple of penny barber kinos while I enjoy my wine
>>221017778we've got to just keep on keepin on
Got soul but I'm not a soldier me
>>221017784x
>>221017761will be having some pork belly myself
>>221017772What's labour intensive about cooking ribs? Also I love cooking, it's not a chore at all. I never order food, it's a waste of money.
>>221017761Either plain or with a tea spoon of honey or jam. Also quark if it's in stock. Just as good.
rorke vociferously defending the superiority of Ghanaian jollof
>>221017777the bergsteins
>>221017777nice berges and nice quads
doing a marathon would give your life meaning
>>221017807A tip for zero sugar cottage cheese is to dump a spoonful of flavoured protein powder into it and mix it in. Full of artificial sweetener, no sugar.
porke
>>221017807Based cheese with jam eater. Here we eat fresh toast with white cheese and jam, it's very good.
>>221017803>what's labor intensive about cooking ribs?I've never done it before but I've seen my uncle do it and it looks hard>cooking isn't a chore for meEverything is a chore for me except for laying in bed and posting on 4chan. I can only cook eggs and rice. I am a pathetic subhuman.
>>221017850French*
>>221017833I find powder thickens cheese too much and plain flavour doesn't bother me too much.>>221017850That looks good. Is that salami or kielbasa
I'm actually 1/64th part of the windrush generation, which explains a lot about my life
>>221017857what on earth is happening to canada
jerking off to winston
>>221017870This cat is posting racial slurs on social media
things got a bit gay last night
real boring bastard hours
>>221017884ummmmmmmm
>>221017892always is when i'm here
>>221017884im already winston
>>221017890;)
mogged by the men again
>>221017860What I'll do is give me a bit of colour in the cast iron grilled pan, then put em in the oven for 30-40 mins on low heat. Never done this before but I just feel like cooking em that way. They are already seasoned so it's just 8-10 min grill work and then letting em cook in the oven. >I can only cook eggs and rice. I learned to cook from youtube, lots of easy recipes and beginner stuff you can check out (if you are into that).
>>221017892yeah cos you're here
got a very painful lump on my scalp that I've just accidentally scratched and it hurt a lot
porke out on a run
church bells are bing bonging
>>221017906what about uhhhhhhhh dunno the rest of the lyric
>>221017877It's called Lukanka, it's a type of dried salami.
>>221017860Cooking is very satisfying. More so if you cook for others. Keep at it x
>>221017931when you've got a fridge to deliver halfway round
nerf bastion
>>221017947Agreed, love cooking for others.
We shall fuck on the beaches
>>221017939the nevermind baby grew up, hasn't he
I'm already rorke
any way of sobering up faster i have to drive at 8pm
>>221017949these fucking death stranding fans, i swear to god
>>221017976Nevermind, that's Bashar
logged into my fake blackman catfishing tinder account last night for the first time in ages
the plan:pull down my pantssit on the loodo a poo
Listening to arse shaped box by nevermind
>>221017960>>221017994
bit gay that
I LOVE BIG COCKSYUMMER YUMMER YUMMER!
>>221017947Is that almond encrusted chicken? Love that shit
Marathon WR holder died in a car crash 2 years ago (he was driving)
>>221018018woke gone mad
>>221018025It's a panko crumb and spice coating. Very crunchy
>>221017885
>>221017947Ever make panko fried chicken?
>>221018018why's it all gay
hate my life but love just lying around being tired its basically the one good thing
>>221017803enjoy your cooking laddoyou posted a rib and cabbageberg meal recently (i think it was cabbage) and meant to recreate it so might look into that
>>221017870he thinks hes people xD
>>221018059in bed nowx
>>221018034Hmm maybe he should have stuck to running
One thing I don't like about living alone is not being able to cook for others or cook huge meals. Deep frying isn't efficient when it's for one person so I've been oven roasting everything now
challenging myself to go without sex for one whole week. imagine that! one entire week without having sex!
gwan lass
>>221018077
>>221018053That's what I made although I oven cooked it instead of deep frying. Once I make the panko spice mix I add some oil into the mix itself until it has the consistency of wet sand. Press chicken breast cutlets into the seasoning. I try to use less oil.
>>221018086can re-use the frying oil if you pass it through a fine sieve
>>221018086ktim
drinking Newcastle Brown Ale and playing Hades II
>>221018056that's the straightest road in london
must be an amazing feeling to be british
>>221018091>imagine thatGenuinely can't. Channel 4 would have to make a show to document my misery if I ever hit a week of sexlessness ha
>>221018104kahtimmers
>>221018115Yeah I know, I was doing that, but it just isn't worth the effort for one person
>>221018120>Hades IIshould probably get back into this, I stopped playing after reaching Typhon for the first time
>>221017992get the bags in
>>221018039>>221018053lel, I tried making panko oven chicken but it was a disaster. >>221018068Yeah it was fermented cabbage with pork ribs. If you can find sourkrout it's probably the same although I've never had it the german way, I think they fermented it at room temp while we ferment it slowly in the cold and it's the whole head cabbage. But it will be good with fresh cabbage I presume, you just gotta put a lot of salt, maybe pre salt the cabbage. Also a lot of paprika on that dish is amazing. >>221018111Mine turned out like shit, I coated i with egg but my oven is kind of weak so the panko hydrated and didn't crisp up but somehow burned, I have a pic somewhere, its the biggest abomination I've made. I use pork lard or tallow for frying.
>>221018115would love to force your skull through a fine sieve
>>221018155it's a great game, I love Melinoe
might force my skull though a fine sieve
>>221018166not very nice
buying a can of pre-filtered skull essence from the shops for lunch
They tried to shoot the president
>>221018167for me it's ErisI'm about that bratty behaviour.
>>221018166you sound upset
>>221018196based
sex modded stardew valley and a bokkle of gin on the cards this afternoon
Ok it's time to cook, all that food talk made me hungry and I've been fasting for 36 hours.
i love you do you love me?
>>221018164Looks like panko toad in the hole. I'd eat it.>Mine turned out like shitI don't use egg coating but maybe mixing oil into panko to pre oil it before throwing in the oven is what did the trick for me. Also recently tried home made hash browns. They don't look like much but tasted fantastic.
>>221018221
dogs are much nicer and loyal than cats and more aesthetically pleasingcats have ugly sideviews
having a barbecue this afternoon, gonna be lush xx
>>221018251WRONG
>>221018221https://youtu.be/40tANP7yYTE
on the dating apps looking for yellow asians to get rejected by
bloody mental to do it at 11:30 in the morning but i might grab a cidernothing else to do today
ah.. so sorry for bugging you...
>>221018255Hell yeah
>>221018274*steps on him*oops sorry mate
>>221018272when you get a like on a dating app and its an asian :wilted_rose:
rorke playing his love games with me
Mouth tastes like fags
my hair has never been good never found hair care products that workapparently its wavy and high porosity but taking care of that seems like a lot of work might just go bald
>>221018281corrr
the mad lads gonna break 2 hours
not having a barbecue but got my meat out
>>221018251keeping a cat inside is cruel but allowing it outside is immoral. having a bird in a cage is also cruel. actually i think a lot of pet ownership is cruel
The rorke biopic
>>221018237No, that's the cabbage with ribs. The panko chicken I can't find. It looks like an abortion. Hash browns are tricky, I've made them only one time and they kind of looked like that. Would eat. There's a Greek dish called "Kolokithokeftedes", it's basically zuchinni fritters but with white cheese and herbs inside, it's amazing. Highly recommend. With some dzadziki on the side...mamma mia.
bober
>>221018313>>221018313>>221018313
>>221018322Having a dog is okay if you provide it with enough space to run around
>>221018001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lsdJDiJ0QE
>>221018251There is another
New thread>>221018313>>221018313>>221018313>>221018313
>>221016736https://files.catbox.moe/2ig7nn.mp4
HE'S GOING SUB 2
>>221018251dogs are vermin that kill people all the time