carvery edish
on the m&s cocktails x
so here we are again
>>221019710ba'athism with incellese properties
the plot thickens
cunt outside in his garden with a speaker blasting out shit grimeneed him fucking strung up
>>221019796fuck off billionaire
>>221019789toby carvery but all the staff are clones of mousey wearing frilly maid aprons and they're all shy and blushing
im profoundly mentally ill :)im profoundly mentally ill :(
leftypol insisting that the british diet would consist entirely of baked beans on toast if not for immigration
popping to sainsburys local, what should I get for lunch and dinner? want anything?
MOUSECORD LEAK: Mousey is now an out and proud Freeman On The Land. After watching many 'sovereign citizen' videos on YouTube and being, quote, "bowled over by their amazing arguments", famed Twitch streamer Mousey has ENDED his tacit contract with the legal framework which holds up Western society!
in old films people are all polite and dress well why do people today act rude and dress like slobs
>>221019789https://youtu.be/iUjge1nsW_c
>>221019832good post
>>221019847one of everything
>>221019849oh mousey... what are you doing.....
>>221019829theyre only 3.50
>>221019844acktually baked beans are an american invention
>grow uphow are you seriously supposed to counter such a devastating reply?
>>221019806fake mkultra shit to muddy the waters drop a bunch of misleading things to catch peoples attention so its impossible to know whats real or focus on concrete things
>>221019877you can't
UK history was made
>>221019862little twitching bulges showing through the aprons and everything
went into subway and everyone behind the counter making food was black so walked out without orderingmay have posted this blogpost yesterday as i did then get steamboats when i got home
>>221019877by growing in a southeasternly direction
i will be destroying society shortly
>>221019913can i come
yanks be like
too much time to fill in a sober life
if these kenyans can trace their ancestry back to when kenya was ours, doesn't it make them our runners too?
>>221019930bitch stfu and bring that they them thussy over here
never shagged a non-white woman me, unless sicilian woman are considered non-white
love nature menon-apologetically middle class
>>221019876nonsense, baked beans are ancient, as old as civilisation itself
>>221019913cheers mate
>>221019943i got some bad news
>>221019945not with tomato sauce now is it mate you raging fucking moronactually a full on retard
>>221019957no one said nun about tomato sauce
>>221019942FINALLY a GOOD fucking POST
>>221019789
>>221019945they don't eat beans in the middle east you fool
need a girl who picks out clothes for me to buy I'm a blank canvas really
aussiemong's spiral in to insanity really accelerating as of late. he'll be carted away soon I reckon, another loser who's lost his life to this shithole
>>221019943only English people are white. everyone else is disgusting beastfolx untermenschen odious rodents
>>221019974
>>221019989I'm Welsh
>>221019981Theres like 10 australians here
chigurrat ur sitting down with a tin of baked beans after getting sold some dodgy copper
leftypol family photo x
>>221019976>what is quinoa
>>221019981>yeah no real friends
mad how the 2 best posters here the south african and the croatian are both 190
>>221020027Printer out of ink be like
>Originally, Heinz Baked Beans were prepared in the traditional United States manner for sales in Ireland and Great Britain. Over time, the recipe was altered to a less sweet tomato sauce with a mix of herbs and spices but without maple syrup, molasses, or brown sugar to appeal to the tastes of the United Kingdom.[24][20][23] This is the version of baked beans most commonly eaten outside of the United StatesIs this why beans on toast is so impossible for the American mind to comprehend?Cause their baked beans are just sugary shit?
hey im grumpim not so gruuuumpand we're the game grumps
he's actually lost it
>>22102002750/50 half black half white people look like martians
whatever happened to cd projekt red? they haven't made any games since the witcher 3 and that was like 10 years ago
what can i do today thats lovely and productive
>>221020062by azura by azura by AZURA!!
>>221020064spaff spaff spaff spaff spaff
>>221020049boston baked beans with molasses is better than heinz shit to be fair
>>221020015i'll fucking kill you
rorke's cultured now, travelledhe got some ramen (basically super noodles) from the asda world foods aislegets home, cooks it up, pours off the "juice" and makes his classic - a super noodle butty, with this ramen stuff
>>221020058Cyberpunk was literally the best video game released in this last decade
>>221020082already done that
So I guess any time that fat fuck Trump slips in popularity he can just fake an assassination attempt to try and look tough?
>>221020058they did cyberpunk didnt theyremember it being shilled so hard by reddit and the keanu meme and then it was just dogshit kek
>>221020058they're making a new witcher with that bitch as the main character, will probably be boring crying walking simulators
>>221020064look at cute outfits on pinterest
>>221020088Subnautica MOGS it
>>221020097it works on goycattle so yeah
>>221020087grow up mate you're not funny
>>221020092i said it 5 times because youre supposed to do it 5 times a day mate. its like fruit and veg but its actually good for you
hearing protection must be worn
Pragmata is a pretty good game even after post nut clarity
minecraft 2 april 7th 2027
nothing good has ever happened
>>221020112sorry if i offended you rorke mate
>>221020113Wanking is bad for you
>>221019979pretty sure most girls insist on dressing their bfs
>>221020128
>>221020107sucks by having only one playthrough given everything is preset in exactly the same locations and progression.
>>221020104this is gayer than every bbc post combined
>>221020138no seriously mate you have to grow up this isn't normal come on
everyone who's anyone has been molested. epstein did people a favour
>>221020085us Welsh folk are superior to the feeble english mind
>>221020064do you like gardening
>>221020152Import these beasts into our nations
might get one of those ereaders and get back into reading :))
>>221020149
>>221020169Get the 'Bypass Paywalls Clean' extension so you can read paywalled articles and sites
aussies all playing silly buggers
>>221020160not really neighbours will try to talk to me
>>221020171thought that was ninajirachi before opening the image and was sorely disappointed
>>221020151do you eat super noodle butties?
theres no reason to dislike the welsh other than larping
watching sopranos reaction vids and pretending i've got mates
>>221020171left is alysa liu core
>>221020184
>>221020171is the left fit appropriate for a sea shanties festival?
>>221020195pw
gelp
hawk tuah, man!
Gonna watch ponyo on netflix. Never watched an anime film before, better not be shit
in the process of activating the nudge unit this sunday afternoon
>>221020234grow down
40th anniversary of the Chernobyl disaster today, might get on the vodka
so easy to be cute as a girl you can wear any old shit
six seeeeeeeven six seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeven six seeeven
ya got sometin ponyo face
disgusting
>>221020258powerful post
>>221020243ponyo is for literal four year olds watch nausicaa instead
nudge unit: activate rorke protocol
roke is finished
>>221020258he was cute though in fairnessthe blond 6-7 guy
I could never admit this sober but I prefer Vegemite to marmite
>>221020281nigga hes like 12
>>221020281being an unironic gay pedophile is not a gimmick
Cant post pictures from me own phone, wtf is happening.
>>221020281nigga...
>>221020300total phoneposter death is finally upon us, your time has come
>>221020272Ponyo is an excellent film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x7gXx4V7wclast 2 mins of this song are the most powerful thing ever
>>221020295simply calling someone cute is NOT pedophilia. end of.
>>221020321I'm posting from my laptop but just wanted to post the scran.
nth for the transdem
what does get tae fuck mean can any britishers explain
you gotta wonder how many stunted asocial freaks stumble in here and see posts about eating shit and having diarrhoea wanks and don't get the joke so they talk about how they're genuine nonces and obsessed with nigger willies and shit
rorke jr laughed at 21 and now calls six seven cringeCurious!
i've finally packed in snacking and midweek drinking, now I just have to figure out how to avoid weekend drinking
>>221020372it means get to fuck
>>221020375
any good 30+ OF pages
Working on the sub 3 marathon
Finn's ex Ashley is unironically gorgeousWish I could pump her
yeah well on the cans aren't I
Ten million pounds cash or being invited to the Metal Jesus Rocks Party Weekend on the Oregon Coast? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP38XoF8vnc
>>221020188i wanna fuck my computah
>>221020390what dose that mean
>>221020372it's a gay scottish way of saying fuck off
>>221020389saarr
>>221020398not a clue who these people are
wish i looked like her
>>221020393nonewomen are whores and must be destroyed
>>221020423two mentally-ill blokes pretending to be women
>>221020423One on the right is Ashley
spaffing all over my pc's cd drive tray and watching it struggle to close with a masochistic smile
>>221020425fucker wants crash bandicoot in a stir fry
>>221020435ffs
having an indoors incelpicnic x
meant to say sadistic not masocistic i forgot the difference
>>221020447only an australian could make this post
>>221020447that where you put your command and conquer install disks in, unc? your pc cd drive?
>>221020435mental how clapped they all look
having a gay porn panic attack
jim o rorke
>>221020435profoundly grim image
>>221020471you must have replied to the wrong person
>>221020435used to know him from teh troon subredditsused to have an ugly disgusting rash all over his boddy
the best smiths tune as it werehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6psa1ptpGTc
farting blood
haven't watched porn or wanked in a week feel like my cock might explode
rorke you havent touched your gay porn soup
>>221020490>>221020495
What's a popular YouTube channel from back in the day you used to watch that abruptly ended?
facts bro facts
I'm like Tyrion Lannister if he was 5'7 and dark haired and not a Lannister
>>221020492Just imagine white smoke drifting up from your balls to your head.Whenever I feel horny, I just do this for a few minutes and the urge goes away.
went for a drink with the ex gfall lovey dovey for the whole eveningtoday she texts me saying she cant do this anymoresick of this BPD mong
>>221020495scrimdling
very telling how rorke hasn't even taken a bite of his gay porn butty
let's recolonise australia but put all the australians in the interior with the abos and build a big wall around them
im an actual alien im not human i need to be locked up in underground government facility
well thats some blokes cock
>>221020506desert drifter, a guy that explored ancient native american ruins and stuff in the desert. ended because he died. not out in the desert but while driving home a minute away from his house. sad stuff
don't think that's allowed :/
>>221020541clerarly a woman
>>221020519>actually wanting to date a bipolar girlthe fucks wrong with you
Had to send myself an email
behead trannies with katanas
>>221019833Take some of these and you'll be fine
little limp tranny cocks
>>221020560got mental health myself so why not
they all mog me by farsuicide looms
first kopparbergstein downmight just move onto the voddingtons nowas im a 35 year old unc, this activity means im going for a nap at 4pm
(in my mouth)
yanks be sucking down 1000mg of edibles then driving along the so called "highway"no wonder they have so many car accidents
new law give trannies 1 year to get their shit together if they dont pass by the end of that year they are beheaded this is necessary for the continuation of society
don't understand why tranny lovers feel the need to post tranny pornography in completely unrelated sfw forums
Most racist people on 4chan wouldn't have the balls to say their racist stuff in real life. 4chan gives them an opportunity to act like a big man behind their keyboards.
niggas be 35 balding with three mortgages talmbout bradley walsh poo screaming
>>221020478more like rashley
>>221020599same reason bbc freaks do it, the fetish itself is transgressive against the natural or soical order and they also express that by posting grotesque transgressive stuff where its not welcome. they are evil
>>221020608poo shucks
What does a woman's pussy taste like?
whats the point of a tranny with a small cock? go big or go home
>>221020608poo chortling
can't watch a documentary on youtube without verifying my age due to woke
>>221020623wet sand
>soicalscrombobbingtons
>>221020623like a swety armpit
used to think life would be great when I became an adult
>>221020623battery
society must be destroyed
>>221020623like strawberries
>>221020623salty mily and coins
thats the kind of toilet you want to get wanked off in
>>221020655You have no idea what you're up against.
>>22102061630 years ago the cunts that do this shit would be out flashing people or somethingwe should be grateful they're contained online wanking themselves to death at the very least
whopper that
:/
right well thats a willy
right then that's a big suckable willy isn't it
>>221020643
>>221020669
suckable
well thats a fabled 'bwc' then isnt it
nth for Yuno
that's a fairly small penis for a bwc haver
bloody big that
wasted the entire day award
>>221020723get to fuck >>221020724get to fuck mate
Cut the hudge, walked the dogbergs, now doing a poo then gonna paint warhammer, hows your day going lads?
Right well that really was just a penis in the thread then
>>221020753Good lad, just had some scran. Gonna chill for the whole day.
>>221020728only 2pm mate x
>>221020761
Hudge: cut
>cut the hudge
>>221020767get to fuck
>>221020655Yet you participate in society. Curious!(I am very intelligent)
might move to beslan
a second rorke has hit the buffet
>>221020788>>221020789
youve set him off now
>>221020753super noodle butty, getting drunk
new zealanders be like "gonna cut the hudge"
cant keep up with this monthly manga keep forgetting what happened last time
destroy the entire universe
>>221020603I am literally saying it in real life right now
>>221020825haha
This will be regarded as a cult classic within several years and become an Australian cultural icon on par with Crocodile Dundee or max max
lost 3kg since january
how do niggas still eat super noodles when there are cheaper and better tasting noodles out there
>>221020825scr
>>221020855there isn't
>>221020853Where'd you lose it
>>221020603Depends in which country you are. Here everyone is pretty openly racist but it's not hateful per say. It's just cheeky banter.
Yeah, I have gotten my dog in house.
Break time at toil team very busy day today
>>221020825scrije they really do
>>221020869koka noddles are better
>>221020883fit
>>221020870lipo'd up my arse
>>221020853good for you lad, whats the goal?
got a super noodle for you right hereunzips willy
>>221020883wish i were a girl
https://youtube.com/watch?v=npiVdAn2pt8
>>221020895time to post your tits?
>>221020852yeah i'ts pretty good
My gf has the opposite of a clothing addiction. I love her very much, but it's a little embarrassing that she always wears the same clothes. they're always clean and whatever, but just buy new stuff ffs she can afford it. But I just think well I'd rather he be like that than just constantly buying slop from shein every week
got my breasts and vagina out
All good.
>>221020932Why don't you buy something for her. If I see something nice I would always buy it or my girl.
Sir Ray Shoesmith
>>221020915*was
>>221020932im your gf
Hmm.
it's snowing now oh my fucking days
if rorke was real lets just say id rape him
>>221020962hypothetical subjunctive
>>221020984No it's not
>>221020932>oh woe is me my autistic gf is so cute and only lives for me rather than clothes and reality showshey fuck you pal, it shoulda been me
>>221020852great show but it had quite a few atrociously unconvincing youtube shorts epic sigma moments that were obviously written by yanks
>>221020932five pack of fruit of the loom tees from ebay for meonce a year, new pack in and rotate out the olds
>>221020984when rorke's dandruff goes everywhere
rorke looking cute as a cucumber
Sir Eddie Shoestring
In a real moodA subjunctive mood
Sir Rudolf.
Sir Suzy Izzard
One kick to kill.
Adolf Hitler
Mark Felton
Okay, srony Earth.
Well post it then
Is Eddie Izzard a girl now?
>>221021090very comprehensible post
Extintion.
Sir Charlie Hebdo
Sir Cock Smasher
boil rorke, mash rorke, put him in a stew
>>221021113some days yeah some days he's a man depending on he's feelingso you'd better get his gender right you fucking bigot
>>221021115England's rules.
>>221021151litle monkey
sir new maker
epic rorke moments that NOBODY expected ep. 213
System.
Spare: The Biography of Rorke
rorke communicating information from beyond the event horizon
Fire for a muscle.
>>221021211Yet he can't communicate with bitches
One of you has to make it, I can't bloody do it can I
rorke acts like a fool without thinking like a brilliant
wreck it rorke
>>221021227he's on a higher mission now
>>221021247>>221021247>>221021247
Planet Earth!