what are they like?
neanderthals
we never belonged in this shithole. I find it unbelievable that something like this happened. the worst period in our history. it's like connecting Germany to African countries
Strangely welcoming once you get to know them.I never ever left any of the places i visited hungry or sober.
>>221020009Bitch please
>theyyeah, you can omit Slovenia from that definition
>we wuz HRE n shiiieeeet
>>221020009Your pays are barely bigger than crotian ones and your IT salaries are lower than serbia IT salaries
>>221020391>Your pays are barely biggerthat famous 85 average IQ shining through
>>221020424
>>221019958yugoslavia was such a meme frankestein country that its original name was "Kingdom of the Serbs, Croats and Slovenes" and they had disputes over who should've been mentioned first in this name
>>221020009salam my turkish brother, we are one people
>>221019958Please remove Slovenia that is not Balkan like the rest...Unlike in Croatian towns like Zagreb, Rijeka where people are called something along the lines of Dragan Milanović or Milorad Fazlić, in Slovenian towns however they give Central European names like Jan Jovanovič, Stefan Vasiljevič or even Janez Popovič!
>>221020523>Kingdom of the Serbs, Croats and SlovenesNot that usual for a kingdom, mussolini chud
>>221020893*unusual
>>221020873Lel, it do be like that unfortunately, not a single village left without at least one yugo, fucking hell that's a depressing thought. Though some amusement can be had when a new fresh yugo moves in and a third generation yugo goes full Hitler on their ass
>>221021008>Though some amusement can be had when a new fresh yugo moves in and a third generation yugo goes full Hitler on their assHow do all 3 of you agree on who the next president will be
>>221021035All yugo immigrants are united in voting for the čefur candidate, regardless of which ethnicity they may be, while the slovene votes are split among various candidates depending on their program. It's the reason why the mayors of our two largest towns are serbs, kind of amazing how quickly they band together in the mentality of "us against them"
I think if we continue on this track we'll be divided between Bulgaria and Greater Albania.
pale niggers pretty much
>>221020523What about Bosnians or Macedonians
>>221021439>pale
>>221021565There are many pale people even here, but there are people who claim that they're not gypsies but have the same skin tone as gypsies, but it's a spectrum like all things.
>>221021868who is whiter usually albos or slavic macedons
>>221020523There are bigger differences between the south and north of Italy than most Yugo republics
>>221021978Suprisingly not that big of a difference, but Macedonians edge it out slightly . There are regional differences ofc. A lot of us have recent Serbian ancestry, usually 1/2, 1/4 or now with the newest generation 1/8 Serbian, usually paternaly. The Whitest looking people here during ottoman times went to climb the social ladder and either just became Muslim or fully turkified.
>>221019958The break up of Serbia-Montenegro shouldn't happen at all.
>>221019958The problem was created by the Turks and that is the only correct answer. Everything else is a consequence of that. The Turks Islamized part of the Croats and Serbs, the Croats were constantly leaving large parts of Bosnia, moving to Croatia, Hungary and Austria, and the Serbs were settled by the Turks in the empty Croatian parts of Bosnia and Croatia. And so the leopard skin effect came about. Serbian imperialism in the 19th and 20th centuries was involved in this with the idea of creating a 'Greater Serbia' that would include all of Bosnia and 2/3 of Croatia. Without the Turkish occupation, Muslims would not exist, Croatia would have at least 65% of Bosnia, the Serbs would have Serbia, Mt. Niger and part of Bosnia, and there would never have been a war.
>>221020391>he thinks the most important difference between Slovenia and the rest is the payGive gypsies the riches and he is still a gypsy.
>>221020424Your language isn't even real which is why you pride yourself on your knowledge of a language that isn't yours. You're inbred kajkavians larping as some separate part of Croatia.
>>221021512Weren't invented yet
>>221023366Slovenes are a meme nation, which is evident from the name itself. We know they are Slavs, but what kind of Slavs? Croats, Serbs, Czechs or Poles have names that can be traced back over 1500 years. Slovenes today are not Croats only because after the rebellion of Ljudevit Posavski they were subjected to direct German rule. The national program was written for them by a German in the 19th century and in the end they even had a vote on whether to use Croatian (Stokavian) or Kajkavian as their language and they chose Kajkavian. Stanko Vraz and some other Slovenian writers and politicians called themselves Alpine Croats in the 19th century. Even the HSP (Ante Starcevic's party) had branches in Slovenia. The worst thing is that their national coat of arms was drawn by communists. A nation that gets a coat of arms in the 19th or 20th century must be a meme. However, Croats don't care about Slovenia and Slovenes and we don't deny them anything. But for some reason, they have a one-way rivalry with us (like Mexico with Argentina in football, kek). I don't understand why at all.
>>221023366>>221023990the hot Greco-Turkish blood of the Balkanoid !Romanians is boiling. I'm surprised you haven't threatened to fuck my mother's dog in the mouth or whatever Asiatic slurs you use down there.
>>221024291Do you understand that the only reason why you were never under Turkish occupation is that we stopped them? The Turks never entered Zagreb. Instead of saying 'thank you' you insult us. Secondly, it's funny that you're posing as if you're a level above Croatia, when you're a country with 0 Nobel laureates and have less culture than just one Croatian city like Dubrovnik. You had that incredible luck again that you had a 10-day war (lol) and that you entered the EU in 2004, while we were pissing blood first because of the war, and then because of the Hague tribunal that was stopping us on our way to the EU. The only 'argument' you had was money, but that's over - Croatia will overtake you, by some criteria it's already happened. KWAB.
>>221019958the more southeast you go, the more monkey-like the people are
>>221025832You have no idea how bad it is to be surrounded by these monkeys.If only they spent 10% of the time they do discussing irrelevant history to be better humans instead.
>>221022506trvth nvkealso the region would be less of a shithole because no turkish plundering
>>221026157pretty much your guys reconquista wasnt harsh enough
>>221026224the ottoman empire was allowed to live an extra 200 years past its expiration date because britbongs cared about a "power balance" and at the point where it collapsed the age of secularization had long started
croatians are the good guys (only the white catholics THOUGH)
>>221019958the buckbroken by turkey belt
why did Croatia get to steal the coast from everyone?
>>221026348>croatians are the good guys (only the white catholicsAre there any other I am not aware of? Unless you think someone is inferior here because he's not pale lmao.
>>221026389right, right, I was thinking of the jeets they import en masse (and the muslims
>>221026331true besides all the Problems just stayed. when you guys had tge independence wars probably tge best would've been expelling every single last muslim and gyppo. Like the spaniards
>>221026224This was done in Croatia itself. In eastern Croatia and the Dalmatian hinterland, not a stone was left unturned after the reconquista. Islamized Croats were killed/ethnically cleansed in Bosnia, however, at the same time, 40,000 Croats moved from Bosnia to the liberated part of Croatia. Croats were losing population in a similar way all the time, and as Turkey was losing territory, all Muslims were moving to Bosnia. Austria could have fixed everything, but it did not want to give the Croats all of Bosnia and too much power, and cleanse the Muslims and Serbs. The first train was missed there. And Yugoslavia? Muslims increased their population 4x in just 70 years with an insane birth rate. Croats are constantly emigrating because Croatia is simply 3x richer and a more normal place to live. The Serbs actually saved the day by starting the war. The number of Muslims halved from 2 million to 1 million, and they no longer have high birth rates. Because they are poor and incompetent, their factories and jobs are being closed and they are moving to the EU. All it takes is just one more war to end this issue once and for all.
>>221026385This meme annoys me the most. The question is not why 'Bosnia' has no coast, but why at least 70% of Bosnia is not part of Croatia (which was the case before the Turkish invasion).
>>221019958That map is aids.Western Slavonia and Krajina should be independent but far too much of Western Slavonia is. Eastern Slavonia does not deserve independence.Montenegro also should be independent.
>>221026655You Croats and your Turkish invasion are no better than Israelis and their old book.>The land was promised to me centuries ago!!! I have a right to kill everyone there!!!!!
>>221019958they should all try kill each other while rest of the world watches
reminder that crorats couldn't do shit against muslims in the 90'syou had your chance and you did nothing
>>221026691Why don't you take meds? Croatia had a direct border with Bulgaria on the Drina 1100 years ago. Croats and Catholics were the absolute ethnic majority of Bosnia until the Turkish occupation. Serbs in (western) Bosnia and especially in Croatia are colonists, and Muslims are a by-product of the Turkish conquests. Croats have been leaving Bosnia for 600 years and they are still there. What does that tell you?
>>221027111In real history, the Croats took in more than half a million Muslim refugees in their hotels on the Adriatic, sending weapons, food, medicine and even mujahedeen from Iran to Bosnia The Muslims attacked the Croatian enclaves in central Bosnia and failed to take them. It was not the Croats who attacked the Muslim cities, but other way around. In the next war, which we will actually wage against you, not against the Serbs, you will disappear from the historical scene and all move to Turkey.
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>>221027422>Muslim refugees in their hotels on the AdriaticTrue. There a shitton of second gens living in Istria. You'll see some tattooed, priced roastie with a muslim name and she'll say she's a practicing muslim kek.
>>221027282It tells me that you think like an Israeli settler.
>>221027422would you compromise with tve serbs doing a 50/50 split of bosnia? pretty much serbs get Rs and you the rest
>>221024707>Croatian city like Dubrovnikgot me jej
>>221028079Serb here, I want all or nothing. Not necessarily Bosnia, but everything in general, from Alaska to Russian far east.
>>221028466vse sveto je srpska zemljawas this correct?i know some russian/Ukrainian because i fucked some hohol girls so idk
>>221028013I don't understand what's bothering you. Were Croats the majority in pre-Ottoman Bosnia? Yes, Serbs were in eastern Herzegovina and around the Drina River but not along the entire river. Who then has the historical right to Bosnia?>>221028079This needs to be done differently. The Serbs can get 50% of Bosnia, but not this deep into Croatian territory. Let them take Sarajevo and Tuzla from the Muslims, we will take Banja Luka.>>221028408All foreign travel writers, from England to Russia, and even the Arabs, call Dubrovnik the Croatian city. The patrician families that ruled the Republic are still alive. Go and ask them what their nationality is.
croatian men are hot as fuckk
