Salvatore "Mustang Sally" Intile EditionPrevious:>>221019966
What do you do when you get to many onions on your hot dog? Personally I throw the hot dog vendor off the third mezzanine.
For the guy who askedANON DELIVERS
>ya fuckin greaseball, ya
When talking to Spanish people you should always use the word “mucho”….it means a lot to them….
that janny, you know, that fucking parade float piece of shit he's a come-from-behind kinda guy
Mucho abuso.
what the heck
Trying to watch Wag The Dog but deniro is fucking god awful, holy smokes.
>>221027123She gets her pussy smashed by an American Olympic gold medalist
>mucho abuso no way this language is real
>>221027263Based
>>221027256Mucho mysterio
L'abuso
Mafia movies suck ballsBoomer version of capeshit>Ayyyy wadda fuck you just say about my mudda? You betta watch your fuckin mouth Paulie. She makes the best fuckin canolis in all of Joisey.
>>221027353That's not a line in any existing film.
Nacho grande
>>221027353You're just too young to understand and too stupid to realize it
>>221027353watch it, mutty
>>221027353>Boomer version of capeshitThat's Westerns thougheverbeit
Mucho Nachos
>>221023230>Christianity didn't exist before 1517>all Christians who died before then, all the apostles and martyrs and saints, are damneddo pr*testants really
>>221027353Kek why are you mocking The Sopranos though
>>221027353You're a funny guy
atomic fart
White libtards be like sour cream isn't authentic on Mexican food, don't give a care nerd
>>221027353>boomer version of capeshitThat is actually westerns
Why did that mulatto guy try to kill the president, did he have tds?
>>221027545If you don't put sour cream on your taco lasagna, I don't wanna do business with you
Everyone wish my cousin a happy birthday
>>221027574I have TDS too but I care too much about my own life to committ any crimes
>>221027561No because westerns are actually good and they're for white people.Mafia movies, like capeshit, are for muttified brownish masses.
Motherstein is making spinach lasagna tonight
>>221027591Happy birthday to your cute little Canadian cousin!
>>221027575I would never cuz I hate sour cream
>>221027591Tanti auguti, Ranjeet! Buon compleann!
>>221027597Hope it's vegan
um
>>221027624Up yours you son-of-a...
>>221027658Mac n cheese defense?Also I love seeing hot white trash bitches get arrested
Yesterday I was driving in New Hampshire and the car behind me got pulled over by the police, shook me to my core!
How about I eat your stank ass pussy ho?
uhhhhhhhh
>>221027700How about Old Hampshire and it's a county in england
I remember this old ad campaign
How about the Strait of Hormel
>>221027691She keeps telling the cops she has to go to family dinner because she made theac and cheese in her car and it was her first time cooking for family dinner
>>221027596westerns are boring trash and they're all about glorifying Mexican and Indian culture. Mafia is how Europeans used to run their countries before Americans told them they have to be gay now because of WW2.
>>221027725Sounds fake
???????????????
>>221027561Sitcoms are the boomer version of capeshit
>>221027742How about the strait of hair mousse
>>221027730That was the funniest thing to come out of the new millennium
>>221027657Oh my God… it even has a watermark…
>>221027037Holy fuck I am a retard. Was looking fucking everywhere for my wallet. I never lose my phone, wallet, or keys ever. But it was fucking nowhere. I swear I remembered putting it the same place as always last night. But it wasn't there or anywhere else either. Finally found it outside on the ground. The fucked up part isn't even that it fell out of my pocket, it's that I somehow failed to even realize for more than 14 hours that my wallet wasn't in my possession.Thank fucking God it fell outside my house and not outside the gas station. There's like a 5% chance anyone there would've returned a wallet instead of stealing it, especially the crackheads who hang around there at night. This is why I never wear gym shorts. Always stuff falls out of the pockets.
>can't show Avicii that I'm cool because he's deadthis is how I know that God hates me
holy fucking shit on my balls nigga
How about the strait of whore moose
>>221027819Thats why I wear adidas tracksuits and keep my stuff in the jacket
>>221027793LOL
>>221027841We live in a society
>>221027907>picThis is literally 1984
>>221027871>adidas tracksuitsGo to bed, Gene Pontecorvo
just sneezed
>>221027966Ok we get it you can stop posting this idiocy now
>>221027975Must be the gay person sneezing hour
>>221027975just sneeded
The first 22 seconds of this video are hilarioushttps://youtu.be/24-wNbCnJOs?si=04wv7oXQmAGmkO2t
>Ok we get it you can stop posting this idiocy now
>>221028037>I'm on my 5th year of law school
Twitter screenshot posts should be a bannable offense. Nobody cares about that infantile shit
chewing gum rnmy jaws are gonna mog
>>221028078
>>221028086you realize this is 4tran right
The razer sound followed by someone screaming is so fucking funny
>>221028163*Tazer
>>221028099so that's what that useless shit is for
ALL AROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH THE MONKEY CHASED MY PUSSY
>>221028174What's an hb
>>221028163it was funnier when that guy managed to steal a tazer from a female cop and suddenly their confidence disappeared in an instant.
I'm rooting for Alyssa Liu in all things.
>>221028225Hawaiian Bussy
ALL THINGS.
>>221028225homeboy
>>221028284She hates Jesus and Christianity
>>221028315I don't fucking care.
you know those times when an embarrassing thought pops into your head and you think a bunch of random noisy thoughts to drown it out? those "random noisy thoughts" make up like 90% of my mind, i'm not even kidding. kinda wish my brain would just shut the fuck up.
>>221028355Shouldn't of embarriced you're selve
>>221028355Kiss me I’m Irish
Too many onions or some shit
>>221028400What are your thoughts on Addy?
>There's actual Sith Lords in the Senate
>when the doujinshi has tiny font
I'm so fucking happy bros... I thought I would never be able to get a squirtle squad squirtle because the event was during a time I didn't play and I don't have anybody around me to trade but I just got 11 (ELEVEN) of them.We fucking made it bros, the dream is a reality!
>Should I go see him, or is that too fucked up?
>>221027841LOL
What is in the water in California that makes them all crazy?
>>221027400Thats a good point actually. Ironically though westerns were made by italians and mafia movies were made by jews o algo
>>221028355Same, i have adhd, do you?
>>221028490Based capybara poster
>>221027545Why would you want ANYTHING to be authentically Mexican
would very much like to bury my penis inside Emma roberts
>>221028622She saved /cum/
>>221028507
>>221028653she can save my cum in her loins, IYKWIM
>>221028583A few different counselors have told me that I probably have some sort of learning disability (ADHD, autism, Asperger's, etc.), but I've never been officially diagnosed.
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why does linus constantly do the stupidest things in his linux challenges and generally spread misinformation then make a video about it being the "year of the linux desktop and hate on windows"like bro we know youre a corporate shill like just own up to it you dont even get paid for it youre just dumb
>>221028663based as fuck
>>221028724>LinuxThis is for super nerds Windows works just fine
hahahahahahaha
SteamOS is where I’m placing all of my hopes. I CBA to learn how to use linux unless it can run games out of the box like my steam deck.
What's your death meal?
>>221028838Am I supposed to know who this is?
It's kinda sad that the 250th anniversary coincides with soyccer
>>22102886310 sushi rolls
>>221028874It's Mustang Sally, dummy
>>221028724his thumbnails look like slop so I don't watch anything he makes
Was the Mustang Sally character transgender?
>>221028959Of course not he's called Sally because his name is Salvatore
Mustang Sally violently beat that guy because that guy misgendered him
In Naples if your name is Salvatore they call you Toto for short
>>221029024Naples Florida mogs Naples Italy
nipples
>>221029061Agreed. Naples Italy is a dump outside of like Posillipo
In Naples you get your nipples tickled if you go to certain bars in the city
>>221029008LOL
I use linux so everyone knows how much smarter I am than them. Not only can I navigate files from the terminal and use cmatrix as a screensaver, but I can literally blow their shitty ass macbook neo up from across the building if they ever push me over the edge. Nobody fucks with me and doesn't regret it
>>221029061TRVKE
naples is awesome. Unironically makes the favela SOVL meme legit
>>221029173I love addy
>>221029173>>221029317Liu mogs this whore
Posillipo is beautiful but you gotta have cash like a Pharaoh to actually live there.
>>221029173sexoooooooooooooooooo
>>221029317pov you just got invited to a diddy party
Considering how hazing has been a thing for centuries is it really surprising that elites like to diddle people?
aerodynamic has been stuck in my head all weekend
>>221029401>eek, open air markets and trash bags, I'm going insaaaaaaaaane
Why haven't you become a bounty hunter like Duane Chapman yet?
I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi knights.
>>221029401Vurria turna addu te pe' 'n'ora sola, Napule miiiiiiaaaaaaaaaa
>>221029317same>>221029331no way fag
>>221029331
Gotta go to this Turnover show and get millennial arthoe pussy
>>221029531taci, dishitfano
>>221029667
>how it started...
>how it's going
>>221029748Confirmed not black
>>221029401Italians look like THAT?!
Back from my bicycle ride, you can't fully appreciate a gas station till you are riding in 90 degree heat with no water left
Too many damn chili flakes I'm burning up over here
>>221029725My parents added my name to some credit card shit to "help" my score but I'm pretty sure that's when my score started going down.
>>221029825Where are you that it's 90 degrees. I'm in CA and it's raining
once upon a time in a genny far, far away
>>221029849Florida
>>221029830Your mom started going down (on me)
>>221029849>CA>rainwake up
Anybody from Portland Oregon? I saw a discussion with people referring to the suburbs to the east of the city as "the hood". I spent thirty minutes on google maps looking through said suburb, it's your typical affluent middle class to upper middle class American suburbia. No piles of garbage, no trash blowing in the streets, not a single pothole, broken window, vacant house, or cracked sidewalk. Tree lined streets (so many trees), mowed lawns, trimmed hedges, nice houses and apartments. No homeless camps, no dope fiends nodding off in front of stores and on bus stops. A completely normal TV show looking suburb being referred to as "the hood" and where poor dangerous people live.
Big body woman at the bookstore
I just had rice, beans, and chicken with okra, and now I’m drinking guava juice. It’s really good
>>221029894sent that freak flying
>>221029918there's a hood in portland? i thought only hippies lived there
Hello! Im at the mall with da parents
>>221029888Shoulda known. I'm watching a body cam from Florida right now. Woman got stopped for stealing from target and jumped into 2 gator infested rivers to get awayhttps://youtu.be/4W0eiM75A7A?si=pCl4ptop1sSgFa-x
>>221029849It stopped raining this morning
>>221029912its currently raining along the western slop of the sierras
>>221029951Big booty?Big boned?
>>221029960gators arent infestors they're frens
>>221029960Would
>>221029965Where are you? I'm in the Inland Empire
>>221030001east SD county
>>221029960even the white women in florida built like latinas
>>221030001Who is the imperator of the Inland Empire
>>221029960Thick legs and big tits sex
>>221029987The latter
>>221029960She is too fat
Almost got 7 in a row this time!
Who knew stay-at-home moms could be so based? https://youtu.be/rca_I6cFrBA
>>221029956Just about every major city in the country has low income areas, but this particular area that I looked at was definitely not the hood but the way people were talking about it you'd think it was the east side of Detroit rather than Portland.
>>221030068Doesn't count
>>221030068Congragulasions
>>221029956Parts of Portland are extremely dangerous, drugs and homeless everywhere
>>221030079what kind of womans lets her mans dress like that wtf
Penis needs sucky sucky
>>221030124I know>>221030127Thanks, pal
>>221030079KKKKKKKKK
We’re moving into the era of MILFlennials
I have acquired:-juicy turkey burgers-fresh tomato-fresh lettuce-dill pickle-mayo-mustard-BBQ sauce-potato wedges-cold beerI just need to clean the mouse poo off my BBQ now and I'm ready to jam. Too bad you cumbums are stuck here on the internet.
???
>>221030191you say that like 14 year olds cant be milfs
When they caught her she asked them three times to pull her shorts out of her ass
>>221030156isn't that THE american dad look
Me? Im tired
>>221030227Ain’t that something
>>221030215clean it well. mouse poo is no joke.
>>221030225There's an implied age connotation with the term Milf. It's generally like 40 and up.And 14 year olds cannot be milfs
>>221030079
>>221030215If there is actually mouse shit on your grill then I would just throw it out
>>221030079>28nigga looks like he's pushing 40 jfc is this what an American lifestyle does?>soaks himself in disgusting perfumes while donning the polyester garbage clothdude will probably die of cancer before 50 and his "hot and crazy wife" will achieve another pay day. I genuinely weep for the 21st century Amerigolem. you were like brothers to us. you betrayed us for the dark side to serve your (((Sith))) overlords.
>>221030249have a goon, that should wake you up
>>221030279He looks like he's 17 what are you talking about
>>221030079Evil women
>>221030255Once it's cleaned I'll be running it at 500F for a bit to make extra sure everything is toasty and sterile. >>221030270see above. They are nice cast iron grills and I've spent years seasoning them to perfection. They are not to be thrown out from a little mouse poo. Legally speaking, most of your store-bought food contains a certain percentage of mouse shit and it's considered acceptable by the FDA.
>>221030079Nice ragebait
>>221030288I’m outside
>foid is 14>has fucked and has a kid>is therefore a fuckable mom>isn't a milfabsolute poppycock
>>221030227And why did she expect them to do it? Just asking for an SA charge
>>221030342I'm not attractive to children.
>>221030298>17 year old Americans look like they're 28>28 year olds look like they're 40either Americans are caught in some kind of space-time discontinuity or the slop and poison accelerates aging more than cigarettes and lard ever could have in the 20th century.
Do Americans typically eat thishttps://youtu.be/oKILG6GVYho
>>221030079>hot and crazy wife>4/10 bitch with literally no chin and she's a coal burner
>>221030370*ATTRACTED Oops big typo thereI'm probably not attractive to them either though
>>221030342She looks like she had a kid at 14. Idk what it is but I've known a lot of tren mothers and they all have a look to them
>>221030370Have you tried working out? Lmao
>>221030342>and it's white tooDraft Kings should start a betting ring on mutt pregnancies honestly. Give special odds on white/black/latino/mystery meat/etc.
>>221030389That's a fairly small donut for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>221030383that was clearly a pimp slap
>>221030389I eat this every morning
>>221030383>Exodia obliterate!
Wtf they’re playing alvvays
whats up fellas
>>221030425I thought a pimp slap was a backhand
>>221030436Leaving for the Dutch Festival in a few minutes
>>221030342That's the age girls are supposed to have children. That's the safest healthiest age. The older they get, the more complications arise and the more dangerous it is for the mom
>>221030402>coal burnerI never watched this clip long enough to see the kid but holy shit. This takes it from "just kinda pathetic" to "this could possibly be some guy's humiliation fetish on display here"
>>221030389can feed a family with one of those though the immediate problem i see with it is that it would be a whole lot of donut dough with nothing on it
hasan lowkey funny
>>221030435I LIE ON A SOFA AWAKE ITS WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHTYOU'D LIKE US ON TOP OF A CAKE BUT YOU WON'T LET ME TAKE A BITE
fuck movie theaterswhen is project Hail Mary coming out on Blu-ray
>>221030450take pics for us to peruse later on. I want big tiddy dutch girls in those traditional braids as well as some indians in wooden shoes.
>>221030450Nice, hope you have fun bro :)
>>221030436n2m u? a/s/l?
Is it hard to get a Costa Rican gf as a black anon?
>>221030435based
>>221030451Nah fuck that. Prime kid having is 20's.
You guys are WAY too obsessed with race and shii
what about Project Fail Mary and it's just about Mother Mary getting pregnant as a teenager and lying about having sex for 2,000 years and her son goes on to start the most popular social media campaign of all time
>>221030489Just chilling, I did nothing today, even had a nap, cooked some good food.
>>221030502Wrong. Hey, I'm not saying that's my thing, but by a purely biological standpoint it's true. Why do you think in the old days people married their girls off at 12 and shit. Shes young and strong and healthiest at 14 and can bear children with ease.
>>221030508I'm obsessed with Addison Rae
Funding poverty is a lucrative industry
>>221030402>>221030468That kid is half Latino not black.His dad is probably a dark skinned indigenous dude.
sometimes you just look at a girl and you KNOW she blows the hell out of the toilet
A major reason a large segment thinks that Israel killed Charlie and has attempted to kill Trump multiple times is because it's psychologically a lot easier pill to swallow than the idea that the Left is extremely violent and lives right next door to you.You know that you are not a significant figure and that a foreign government on the other side of the planet doesn't really care about you one way or the other. You are an accountant or an HVAC guy. You are well aware that the Mossad isn't going to kill you.But the idea that guy who lives down the street who talks about "empathy" and "kindness" and "healthcare for everyone" would put a bullet in your head over the Trump sign in your yard is far more terrifying.
>>221030402>>221030468Why are the losers on this site so perturbed when a white woman fucks a black man? It's mental cuckoldry
We should liquefy anyone currently collecting welfare, think about the hundreds of millions we'd save annually.
>>221030620if you don't have a natural/instinctive reaction of disgust there's actually something mentally wrong with you.
I wanna impregnate a blonde girl
>>221030501>>221030623Are there a lot of people on welfare in Canada ?
We should liquefy potatoes with cheese and make a nice purée
>>221030623Umm that's fascism sweaty
>best refresh pull of my life !!!>mythical refresh pull>best F5 surprise ever !what in the fuck is happening to youtube? it's like 2014 all over again with the upvote farming faggoteryI can't tell if it's jeets or bots
>>221030713The interwebz has become tiktokized
>>221030697Yes>>221030711Yes
Milhouse is not a meme
>>221030645Literally who the fuck cares you incel. Only ugly people care about this shit
>>221030602Every single one of them unless they're those unhealthy ones that eat like a rabbit
>>221030694Cuz you're brown. Long brown hair is much sexier than blonde
>>221030713>jeets or botsyes
>>221030749>Only ugly people care about this shitthat's what I tell libtards when they bitch about the n word
>>221030645These are the same people that ask why anyone cares when someone points out that WMAF makes the dude a loser LOL
Too many people are dying their hair black (or nonwhite and have black hair) so I've decided it's edgier to keep my natural hair color. Similar thing is happening with my lack of tattoos
>>221030747@gock is this true
Hour and a half until toil ends
Im currently eating my boogers as we speak
erika kirk not even that bad
>>221030749you wouldn't say this if you were white
>>221030844The term shotgun blast comes to mind
>>221030836Suffer wagie
>>221030855You mean her appearance or her character?
>>221030480Will do>>221030486Thanks mate
I get away with rape
>>221030844this guy looks like the type of kid who tried to be a bully in high school but was never big enough so he'd just make snide comments and latch onto other bullies. he has one of the most hate-able faces in comedy.
>>221030844they gave a hungry wolf a chance
>>221030855I would hate fuck her wearing the same outfit charlie died in with a silicone mask of him
>>221030892of course, you're mexican. rape is like saying "hello" down there
>>221030844IN CREDIBLE
>>221030892Where do you go?
>>221030713>I built this algorithm brick by brick! :)
>>221030868Walk like an Egyptian.
fell asleep thinking about her again
>>221030697Canada has really bad welfare. It's better than the US but it might as well not exist. Nowhere near Europe, Israel, etc.People extract wealth from the government by abusing and cheating programs, contracts, and things like that. But you need a job/business to do that in the first place.The people who actually need welfare get MAIDed, are homeless or live in pure misery.I don't know where this idea that Canada is some Europe-tier welfare state came from.
>>221030935MY LOVELYhttps://youtu.be/Yt-KMPvgKPo?si=Nfulmz1AGzpifQF0
>>221030986>It's better than the US What makes you say that?
Huffing gas is such a massive problem in Australia they have public awareness campaigns begging abbos to stop doing it. They also had national advertisements to raise awareness about abbos sleeping and passing out in the middle of roads and getting run over. It happens dozens of times every year across the country even in spite of millions of dollars spent on awareness. They even tried designing a new gas formula that wouldn't produce fumes that get people high.
>>221030877appearance, actually fuck that, she's fat af
>>221030935I need a milf gf
>>221030992I haven't heard that since forever
>>221031035You're such a little macaco
>>221031049Are you me ?
>>221030992absolute discrimination
>>221030992this video is blocked in my cunt on copyright grounds, whatever that means
there's a guy on reddit saying he's going to an hero because he's $3000 in debtthat's less than half my monthly pay lmao.
>>221031087That sucks
>>221030563But they didn't do that. At least, not normally. That was largely a nobel thing, because women had basically no value except as a potential spouse
Sweating alcohol
>>2210311003k is nothing these days. but maybe he lives in third worldistan
>>221031100It's a scam hoping someone will volunteer to send him money just for up votes
NEW>>221031041
>>221031100he's just begging for attention and money, redditards are all faggot grifters and losers with no shame. some cuckold is already messaging him promising to donate money for bussy pics or fanciful furry art involving dogs and giant cocks.everyone on reddit should be crushed into vats and used to lubricate train parts, it's the only valid reason for them to exist.
>>221031100>lmaohorrible, you must find compassion and heal your soul now while there is still time
>>221031142I'm $3000 in debt to them titties
>>221030620I didn't until it became so obviously staged that I had to ask "why is someone always trying to make me watch black men fucking white women?". I don't have a problem when my wife wants to drive instead, but if I'm constantly being bombarded by heavy handed "men really should be letting the women drive fr fr" then I'll probably start having a problem with it
>>221031377Whatever fuck it
