birthday beaver edition
hi
>>221032298can’t see what you don’t understand
>>221032279>>221032317
are stella looks like shes getting a bit thiccerhttps://www.redgifs.com/watch/regulartangibleboto
mad that Paul Simon (5'3, of Simon and Garfunkel fame) dated Shelley Duvall (5'9, of The Shining fame) back in the 70scan you imagine a 5'9 woman dating a 5'3 man these dayssimply wouldn't happen
i will masturbate and orgasm
hang on just realised the world cup matches are going to be on at like 2am fuck sake didn't wait 4 years for this
the best place in this country i've visited are the small 99% white mormon towns in utahwish catholics adhrered to similar community-forming and shunning outsiders ideology instead of globohomo
>>221031910>One is either FOR the working class, or AGAINST the working class. Simple as that.Truth. Leftypol is for the working class, while Rorke is against the working class (he sides with racist billionaires like Elon Musk instead)
>>221032330ktim
>>221032332well catholic literally translates to 'universal' or something
>>221032318Handsome lads
>>221032353Jesus Christ what have they done to him
>>221032361thanks
>>221032353monged out
>>221032279
>>221032279Excellent edition
>>221032331get leave booked then
>>221032331still lots of games at good times for us
aussiemong had a proper melty today, never seen anything quite like that from him. mental deterioration
>>221032353i took a pill in burnham
>>221032331english ones are on at 10 or 11scottish ones are later
roar
Feel like SHIT want to FEEL BETTER
I am a rorke and I am pooing
There's no specific person scheming the "fall of the west". Religion shrinks not because of a true ideological devotion to atheism or any new atheist worldview, but because atheism is convenient. It is convenient for the man fucking another man. It is convenient for the sexual fetishist dressing himself as a woman. It is convenient for the woman killing her child in the womb. It is convenient for the prostitute about to die of AIDS. It is convenient for the politician setting a school on fire. Fuck, it is even convenient for the priest grooming children. It provides a cheap way out, it helps you say "its okay because morality is a social construct". And little by little, without an anchor, without a line that is written and unbreakable, we become animals, and the world we live in hell. A society that is perfectly efficient at being, at removing all the guilt and friction from doing anything, is not a society worth living in. "Who cares?" You'll say. "We're all animals anyways".And to that i tell you, i dont want to be an animal.
>>221032330keep you ejaculant and mix it into your food to retain your lost masculine nutrients
why do people type roar and roaring is this /brit/ or some weird lion furry larping general
>>221032380damn…
>>221032428yeah?
nary a speck
>>221032428alri speedy gonzalez
>>221032380send them back
he woke up today and decided he'd be a wretched little urchin
>>221032389link?>>221032428>There's no specific person scheming the "fall of the west".what about da joos
>>221032440Gonna desperately try to keep a reply train going with the boring bastard complaint posts again?
>>221032318seen 4 of these sucking willies
>>221032440OCD rules these peoples lives, its a mental ritual for them and its destroying their lives.
>>221032380I saw a beaver one time, it was very cool, can't remember if it was in Greece or here, we were fishing.
anyone remember beto
temu guillotine ordered going to behead myself shortly
>>221032395kek
>>221032480yeah
>>221032318CORRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>221032353Miss the good old days of The FlatSpacker House
>>221032415based
>>221032353sushi and wine? nice
Have to clear cookies and browsing history on my phone after a while because shit starts lagging but that also means solving these dogshit captchas again.
>>221032531the perks of having an iphone
>>221032415fair challenge
>>221032415bro lightly tapped him on the chin and he got slumped
rorke: a wild boar leftypol: a graceful deer
bedrooms full of fartsfucking stinks in here cant breathe
>>221032470i dont believe you
>>221032353playboy
>>221032531yeah that shit has killed this website i would be doing something else if i had anything better to do
>>221032570feisty lil thang x
positively voodoo everything that you do did you know exactly how magical you are
>time to relax and watch subbed japanese idol vids I've had tabed>channel deletedfucking livid, it's no wonder kpop eclipsed those useless boomer fuck run idol companies. can't wait for our dogshit economy to surpass theirs in 5 years too. fucking nips
>>221032570love her bum
It's always the pronoun retards and weebs who are mad at AI.It's not going anywhere. Carry on crying online , all your good for
satan controls my soul
i know you guys are curious about my diet so heres some facts>my current diet consists of no porn and no milk>i started my current diet 6 hours ago
nth for the gyaldem
did fuck all this sunday
>>221032587watch something not noncey instead
>Smelling a fart so bad that it gives you a stomach ache
im demonically possessed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voQqRiDdPPsfannie
>>221032587low moral gaijin
>>221032625kek
Good news lads! I have just got an apprenticeship as a steeplejack after months of apply to hundreds of them.No idea what it even is as I was applying to everything. Will Google it now so maybe I can get a headstart learning x
>>221032504
>>221032664Right lads apparently it means I have to demolish buildings by hand, brick by brick, standing on scaffolding and tall ladders all day.Not sure I'm cut out for it, I don't really like heights, what the hell am I going to do?
>>221032587you should be turned into pig food
dubs and all of you lads get a kfc zinger box and blowjob from will's mum
what happened cassie from skinsjeez louise
>>221032715>kfc zinger boxfuck yes
>>221032639watching british vtuber rem but I'm still vexxed>>221032654I hate them, I was leaving the best for last>>221032666piff Piff PIFFFFFF>>221032714japonic rat hands typed this post
spottemgottem got shot again
body temp nearly 37 I guess that's it farewell everyone it was a good run
>>221032725poo roaring
saw a pic of myself from like a year ago and its crazy how badly ive been taking care of myself since then need to lock in and start loving my pitiful vessel
>>221032715There was a KFC sandwich here years ago. It was the cheapest sandwich you could buy, something like 1.50 euro. It was called The Crunch, unironically it was the best. Just a chicken peace, some sauce and lettuce. They don't have that anymore I think.
give me sex now
>>221032611>>221032649We know
>>221032712stick with it it'll put hairs on your chest de lad
>>221032746why do I have to ktim at these posts
>>221032746ktim need to rise up
>>221032735>>221032735>>221032735early new as we speak>>221032716was cassie that weird blonde one
I'm hideously ugly disfigured deformed in chronic pain and infertile 31 years old I tried hiring a prostitute once but she turned me down Give me any reason to keep breathing
should i watch the film "stand by me"?
They should invent a suicide pill you can pop at anytime
>>221032772could be worse. you could be a tranny lol
>>221032772shut up you raped bame
cant stop fartingthe smell is making me sick
>>221032772someone might post a really funny bradley
>31 years old I tried hiring a prostitute once but she turned me downwhat hapepedn lad
>>221032750okay
>>221032777no watch barry lyndon
>>221032772now now diego, chin up lad, you've got God
>>221032786sc
>>221032772
>>221032772Canslad is 67, 40 stone, 5'0 and still lives
shrimbling
>>221032754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDT9-ISf1mM
i feel zestyoh so zestyi feel zesty and sassy and gayand i pity any bent freak who isn't me today
>>221032772Why do you not commit rapeIf its just because of the police then you do care about livingIf its because you believe its wrong then you do believe there's something more in life than sex
>>221032734he's in prison tho? just a few weeks ago he got beat up or rushed for snitching
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>221032809this but unironicallyyou can be the most messed up little cretin and God will love you more than you can love anything
>>221032839I respect women
>>221032772GTA6 is releasing this year lad
>>221032844i dunno i just made it up
watching the gayest movie of all time
If you had to get in a fight with average man in their 20s like a proper street fight do you think you’d win
>>221032868they made a movie about your life?
Rorke starting a burzum tribute-band
>>221032871Fuck no
>>221032854God probably doesn't exist
>>221032887Why not
You now remember the Spy Kids movies
>>221032885new chatgpt image gen looks like asssssss
>>221032871Throwing hands is for boys; I let my six-shooter settle things
>>221032853false
>>221032888
>>221032885mad how you have zero creativity and have to rely on ziedy's hand-me-downs looool
>>221032871Course I would, lad.Just drink a can and the fists flow like the river Shannon
Muse is unironically the best band ever created
>>221032888i reckon he probably does. and its better to err on the side of believing god than on the side of going to hell for eternity...
You're only a millennial if you remember Leeds United playing in the Champions League
New punishment to reduce prison overcrowding: Exile to the Falklands (if you're white), exile to British Indian Ocean territory (if you're brown)Thoughts?
>>221032871Kinda no but kinda yesIm like the exact average mexican, its like a zero sum game 90 kilos manlet vs 90 kilos manlet
chicken peace
>>221032834LMFAO
>>221032917used to just type boobs on my calcuator
>>221032883Good post>>221032906Good post
why do the japanese put the ugly bastards in their porn. this must stop
you can tel when someone has cats or dogs cos they house STINK
80085
Roughly a quarter of cowboys and wild west outlaws were black but they don't teach you that in the history books do they
>footfag>anime posterlevels of virgin that you cant gauge with modern day technology
>>221032906https://youtu.be/8X5o_4nUt38
>>221032933(followed by Death in Vegas)
>>221032987why are you looking at the men
>>221032933Remember being a carefree teenager and thinking Supermassive Black Hole is the apex of music.Great tune anyway
>>221032864Why
>>221032987Supposed to be relatable and/or because the ugly bastard fetish is popular in Japan
>>221032999They were mostly irish like me
My sexual fantasies often center on losing my free will and becoming subservient to a larger-than-life feminine figure such as a goddess, vampire countess, or witch. I think part of the appeal comes from the fact that losing control and being exposed are things I genuinely fear, and that fear is transformed into fuel for my erotic fantasies.
watching porn is gay cuz you see another man's willy
>>221032948Why do you not box?You are Mexican after all
>>221033029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsGOTyuVBYQ
>>221033031Without women we wouldn't exist
got let go the other week so might jump down to the leisure center tomorrow morning and go for a gym, then the sauna and pool
>>221033048
>>221033044>irish like me
>>221032353the proverbial steamingtoil
i did not consent to exist
( . Y . )
>>221033065Without men women wouldn't exist
>>221033044https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xU
>>221032772suicide is a mortal sin
>>221032917Arguments: none>>221032935What if there is a Bizarro God who has the exact opposite morals of God, and if you don't follow the morals of Bizarro God, you go to Super Hell? Better err on the side of caution and worship Bizarro God.
>>221033054He is not Mexican after all he is a yank
>>221033103Why did God make me
>>221033070let go where
>>221033100me on the left
>>221033077i heard women over 6'2 are easy because it's so rare for men to approach them
>>221033112Why would bizarro god create aids though
>>221032933I only like that Stockholm Syndrome song, it's a really good riff. I guess they have a few other songs I enjoy but can't think of the name rn.
quick espresso then bed x
28 Years Later is kino
super poo
>>221033112You’re going to hell bro just saying I don’t want that to happen but I’m just saying
>>221033131yeah they often say they're lonely
>>221032888Believing in Christ takes a literal leap of faith, but denying God in my opinion is just wilfully blind. We can’t begin to understand why anything is here in the first place, why we’re all conscious, why the universe has such rigid laws. Saying “uhhh science will figure it out one day” is a cheap excuse. Science of the gaps. Even the ancient Greeks figured out there must be an eternal source from which all further being springs.
>>221033140stop posting this it’s just wrong
Every woman you've ever met is her father's mutated cumCrazy innit?
>>221033138NewbornSupermassive Black HolesHysteriaKnight of Cydonia
>>221033112because the best and most moral civilizations on earth were built and maintained following the principles of christianity, not any bizzaro god.
>>221033145dont understand how the infected are still alive after 28 years.
28 Years Later i'm still a loser
just seen Netflix is doing a reviving inbetweenersThat’s gonna be fucking woke then
>>221033122out of love he gave you the gift of existence if you’ve made a cunt of it so far, then that’s ok. you can be forgiven and your life can improve.
>>221033077Is height unironically sought after by women or do they only care that he's not shorter than her?
>>221033147Hell isn't real and according to the Bible it's a sin to proclaim who is going to go to Hell which is funny because yank flavour Christians are mostly evil and love to do exactly that
>>221033180are you rich or do you live in a favela
just been told by a friendly Chinese man that all of England's problems are because of pakis and muslims
mad how they could have waited a few more years and it would have been 28 years after the original movie came outwhat's the rush?
cabege in the sun
>>221033189they do care about it but not as much as redpillers want you to believe they do
>>221033077>shoe measurementshow are manlets so tiny lmao
>>221033188God is the cunt and he will suffer
>>221032933my family is closely connected to Matt Bellamyi will not elaborate further
just woke upbloody woke
>>221032933Muse discography for me is like 20% of the ones of the best songs ever, 80% of boredom>>221033200yes, im from a favela, people here call me fave-lad
>>221033135Because he wants people to die>>221033147What evidence do you have to substantiate this claim>>221033161I don't know what all the answers will be. Maybe science will figure it out. Maybe God will reveal himself. I have no idea. If I had to guess, I'd say that science is our best bet.>>221033171Humans evolved to create this belief system known as Christianity but that doesn't mean Christianity is true.
>>221033175The science dont want you to know this but you can just leaveHumans are capable of just eating berries and raw animal meat without need of employment
>>221033228what are you angry about?
Mental that in Britain in 2026 there's people who unironically worship Yahweh the Canaanite Storm God as the supreme creator of the entire universe
>>221033213
>>221033191Matthew 25:46Mark 9:43–48Matthew 10:28
>>221033251do you never get tired of this shite?
>>221033191
is tpny carbery still open
>>221033259nah not the chatgpt em dash rorke
>>221033240Science is a methodology for explaining the natural world. Science, especially in a materialist lens, can’t really figure these questions out. The point people have been saying is that Gods revealed himself for thousands of years. If you ever sit in the silence, alone, you will hear God. You will feel his presence. When you strip all presumptions away and are left with naked perception. He is the ground of all being. He is everywhere.
>>221033251nigga in the background posting on /brit/
>>221033240>What evidence do you have to substantiate this claimJohn 3:18
>>221033265that was close... 20 seconds later and you'd have fucked it up
Came back from the bumble date lads. She was much prettier than expected and didn't look like a man at all. She actually turned out to be a very traditional type girl who loves the royal family. Which is better than the alternative but she just kept yapping for-fucking-ever and I felt very understimulated by the conversation, except for a brief moment I had a semi thinking about undressing her whilst she was sat close to her. But I just her to be quite boring.She was also very posh which is funny because i'm extremely working class but I guess quite well spoken and literate.She sent me this message just now>Hey, a message to say thank you so much for such a lovely date, it really was the dream with you. Thank you for so kindly booking [place name], I loved every moment. The pub was so vintage with curiosities in every corner. Appreciate all the detail and trouble you went to, truly xYou looked so handsome, your outfit was just as perfect xNot really sure what to think, I can't really be arsed on one hand but also sick to death of being lonely
>>221033238And your favourite Sepultura album?
right well that's my browser crashing because i opened a webm and tried to scroll down isn't it
>>221033254theyre all friends :)
>>221033301is livejournal down?
>>221033048corrrrr
the delicious runtslop ohhhh I scranned it yes I did
>>221033301meanwhile cronem:>tek it yeh tek it
>>221033289>Science is a methodology for explaining the natural world. Science, especially in a materialist lens, can’t really figure these questions out.Why can't it? What if material stuff is all that exists? Why should I believe in supernatural stuff like God?
toil tomorrow, who's excited?
gagging for a walk in the park
>>221033213>>221033254>>221033311Love these posts :)
>>221033169will re-listen >>221033238>Muse discography for me is like 20% of the ones of the best songs ever, 80% of boredomkind of
>>221033271I get tired of Abrahamicists. I have Christfag fatigue. You low IQ hateful schizos are insufferable.
>>221033282Nah openbible.info and biblegateway
>>221033306I only know the "Zé Do Caixão, Zumbi, Lampião" song
do you think any women (with vaginas) post here
Need Emma Watson to gas me with a nasty fart fresh from her anus.
>>221033334rorking hell
>>221033358no
>>221033319Why are you posting on my blog?
>>221033358one used to....and she was gorgeous....*sheds a tear thinking of candice's growler*
>>221033334cult behaviour
>>221033301arrange another date you fool
>>221033346>I have Christfag fatigueSo fatigued you spend your time baiting them into arguing with you.I think you’re just desperate for attention
>Wherefore in order that the happiness of the saints may be more delightful to them and that they may render more copious thanks to God for it, they are allowed to see perfectly the sufferings of the damned.reads a bit sadistic if you ask me
>>221033335The weather was incredibly today in my city and I spent the whole day stuck in my window-less house.Does this happen in your city?
>>221033360godspeed emmayank
>>221033240science isn't what you think it is. just because we can model things that we can understand with our human brains doesn't mean we'll figure everything in the universe outchristianity is as true as any science. the big bang theory was created by a catholic priest and scientist. most scientists before your pop scientist "geniuses" like niel degrasse tyson and richard dawkins or whatever believed in god.
>>221033334
>>221033334Between that and this Americans on the left and right are really competing for who is the most mentally illhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsec2fO-hSE
>>221033346if you were actually tired of them you wouldnt spend your time instigating circular debates with them for hours every single day
>>221033240>Because he wants people to dieThen we're doing something he doesn't like don't we?
>>221033388yeah it's been raining for weeks straight here but it stopped today and it was a cozy 24°c
>>221033377Fuck off to reddit fag
Mumberg putting on the food, lads
might do some nap toil
>>221032353GEEKED UP WATCHING SKY SPORTS ALL DAY
>>221033381Alri,Do you want to go on a date with me?
Im not left or right im a brooding cowboy outlaw nazi with vampire vibes
and i'm proud to be an americanwhere at least i know i'm free and i won't forget the men who diedwho gave that right to me
>>221033027cause im gay
>>221033429What time is it in ivory coast?
>>221033401>most scientists before your pop scientist "geniuses" like niel degrasse tyson and richard dawkins or whatever believed in god.what an idiotic argument. most scientists today dont believe in god but that's not an argument for or against christianity's truthfulness
>>221033437Yea thats a good post
>>221033432no am a straight male
>>221033329If material stuff is all that it exists, consciousness and the origin of reality needs explaining. Because we cannot make the jump from neurotransmitters to qualia. You could build a 1:1 brain, the most complex and accurate model of the human (or any other animal) brain possible, and pump it full of electricity in the exact voltage and locations, consciousness will not arise. It is also hard to explain how a material universe bootstraps itself into existence, seemingly from nothing. Even materialist scientists may be higher dimensions than our current 3D one. The laws of the universe and mathematics are not material, yet they can reliably be said to exist. Do you see the problem here. Science can’t figure these things out because it’s a fish in water scenario. Science explains the processes of the natural world and makes predictions upon them. It tests things. These questions cannot be settled reliably in a lab. They fall into the domain of philosophy and metaphysics. To me, the idea of “God”, as the eternal source, pure being, actus purus as the Church used to call it. Eternal, the medium in which all being takes place, makes logical sense. Reality can be said to be the dream of God. This being would ultimately be ontologically good. Since being is its essence, and the simple act of being is inherently a good over non-being (if something does not exist, it cannot possess any attributes, never mind “good”). An eternal 1 over 0. The jump from there to major religions is your personal faith, but I don’t think the divine can be denied for this reason.
>>221033306Beneath the Remains or Arise
>>221033433
>>221033447need them liquidated
>>221033475ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS
>>221033447need them all dead
>>221033486I also have that somewhere. >RATAMAHATATARATA
Tossing a niccy pouch 10 feet up in the air then catching it in my gob then spittin on the ground and tippin my hat at a fine dame
>>221033497loved sepultura when i was a lad
>>221033476This supposed to not be awesome?
>>221033458it is an argument against christianity being "unscientific". the most important scientists throughout history were christian. modern science is dogshit
>>221033471>You could build a 1:1 brain, the most complex and accurate model of the human (or any other animal) brain possible, and pump it full of electricity in the exact voltage and locations, consciousness will not arisehow could you possibly have such certainty in that? do you have the slightest idea how complex the human brain is?
>>221033476lmaoai getting pretty good
>>221033508Still love em, sadly I never saw em live with Max. My first concert was Soulfly, my dad took me to see them. I was 8 years old probably.
>>221033515how could it be? could you create a fully conscious person, with his own capacity to generate thoughts, to feel, to reproduce, in a lab, by making a body and a brain, and putting electricity into it? how would that work? what parts of this newly built brain do we have to build precisely and where does the consciousness come from?
I have emailed this entire thread to Peter Hitchens.
>>221033212I think I should knowHowTo make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints out
>>221033476extremely surprised that it will so readily generate swastikas>>221033514>modern science is dogshitagain a very idiotic statementyou obviously dont know very much about it
>>221033475>>221033486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_NVDBarMYg
how can I not be boring and awkward when talking to women???
>>221033544very based! the soulfly show must've been a lot of fun.
>>221033575have a black man teach you how to have swag
got really bad heartburn
>>221033575alcohol>>221033593shut the FUCK up spaki
>>221033575be yourself
aff tae bed
>>221033575You have to talk about what your passionate about, you have to ask them what they like to talk about and you have to be able to make a joke.
>>221033565ive spent over a decade in academia. i know how research is done and i know how dogshit and cherry picked most research is. read about the reproducibility crisis. science is not god
think canada might be in love with bulgaria
>>221033608But I am boring and awkward>>221033606Not sustainable long term
gfberg as me what my current favourite song iswent with this classic:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIuyDWzctgY
>>221033568lel>>221033575just talk to them as if you are talking to lad, that's what I do >>221033592It was amazing, Max screamed his guts out. I think it was the promo tour for Dark Ages. Second concert was Merciful Fate.
>>221033565>extremely surprised that it will so readily generate swastikasWell openAI is used and funded by the US gov so no surprise there
>>221033628canada is in love with everyoneyou spainards could learn a thing or two from us
>>221033552dont know. and neither do you, which is exactly my point
>>221033631blog no
>>221033669>>221033669>>221033669
early
too early
>>221033627>read about the reproducibility crisisyes mate everyone knows about that its not some secret, in fact it's been widely discussed for over a decade and had huge amounts of resources spent in mitigating the consequences and improving practice.to be completely honest i have serious doubts you "spent over a decade in academia" or at least if you did it wasn't anywhere near the hard sciences. no actual academic talks about their field like theyre a clickbait slop journo
>>221033631not heard this in ages
