venture edition
>>221035190Mad how
Q. What’s a cataract?A. An Escalade belonging to a Chinese person
>>221035190is this the tranny character?
>>221035203I get it, he drives a Lincoln
my nipples
Ever since kingcobra passed im the last gothic cowboy left >>221035221Perfect broad
StaceyRPG sex tuppence
hm the timies breast tissue has a growth spurt thinking about rorke baton x
>>221035226no she's a non binary woman which means she's an annoying woman
>>221035226Xey are a nonbinary latinx
>>221035259promising new gimmick
Um
um
Right, well that’s a naked lad bent over and getting his bollocks wanked
well that appears to be a pregnant lad with massive bollocks
>>221035259pink baboon
Watching the asmrfu's Q&A vid and it got to a bit about what sort of person she likes and she went on about someone being cheerful, always laughing, etc etcI'm not some deluded idiot thinking about her specifically but it got me thinking that maybe I should try to not be such a miserable bastard, when I get a coffee tomorrow I'm going to try and smile as I thank the lady there
>>221035190>/brit/
The act of killing myself seems like a hard task so I'm going to break it down into smaller steps
hate the fact that dogs die it makes me well sad
>>221035325I've still never tried them, though the cheese pizza and chicken bake are alri
>>221035325They used to have $1 hot dogs at Cincinnati Reds games a few years back. They were awful, so were the hot dogs.
Fucks sake I don't want to toil, the dreaded feels are coming fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk
Hi.Question for native English speakers: is 'elvenymph' particularly unnatural or difficult to pronounce?Portmanteau of elven + nymph. It's for a fantasy RPG.I thought it would roll naturally off the tongue but just in case asked an AI and it says it's 'clunky' and asked google translator and it says elveny em pee aitch :/Should I just come up with a different word?Thanks
Fancy shagging him up the arse?
>>221035378Yeah it's a bit unnatural
>>221035348don't worry that's not how hotdogs are made (i think)
masturbating over a video of the vocalyst reacting to she sells sanctuary
Its so unfair that yanks can just shoot themselves in the head
>>221035405We can get guns here, not that I've ever looked into the specifics of it
>professional musician reacts to normie core hit song>*wearing a scarf indoors in thumbnail for added authenticity*
Meanwhile in Japan, influencer is attackedhttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2048070700892868609/vid/avc1/888x614/3-STcYSRgUpsQ_Z3.mp4
Watching reviewQuite funnyBit like Nathan for youI haven't got any mates
>>221035424>black guy listens to Slayer for the first time
>>221035390Thanks
>>221035434Good, the influencer grifter should always fear the schizo stalker
Becoming a sickly thin, pale, ghoulish little creature. Needing a gf of the same sort
alri?
what is the ariana posters nickname or redditflaghe posts an awful lot but is almost always ignored
>>221035378for me the n in nymph gets swallowed by the n in elven so it sounds like elven + ymph which makes it sound unnatural"elven nymph" as a phrase works fine though
>>221035444Bro i stopped logging in to yt because the rec algorithm was so shit. Ye I'm into classic metal bands, no idc what black people think of Slayer
i saw slayer livethey played seasons in its entirety
>>221035475bobr
>>221035434>throws something >runs away into the night Mad man
>>221035487Based was it the 20th anniversary tour?
>>221035474I have this t-shirt I thinkyou gotta use the "'do not recommend" and "not interested" button
>>221035266>>221035269
can't stop farting
>>221035475their teeth are orange because they have iron in built within them so that they can saw treescrazy!
>>221035503yup!
>>221035459ktimmerini
AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIEDCOLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHTA PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT
>>221035487nice, I've seen em 3-4 times, always a blast. Rip Jeff Heineken
>>221035507LOL yeah this bro, who watches these videos?I'm not gonna log in anymore. Idw to be tracked anyway and I was spending too much time on yt going down rabbit holes better left unvisited.
>>221035546Awesome!
mad how it's getting hotter
i saw gwar livethey opened for lamb of god
>>221035515what the fuck
>>221035591Did the gwar singer fake pee on you?
would you date this 26 year old femcel i found on reddit?
>>221035444>black girl listens to limp bizkit for the first time>creams her knickers when she sees eminem
>>221035497he caughted.he thrown a plastic bottle.https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2048215856208031744/vid/avc1/1290x728/f9bgqOhqcqCK6OGd.mp4
>>221035606nope but they had a naked effigy of hilary clinton with silly string coming out of her nippleswas wild
>>221035619Lol cool
>>221035575I like watching these diversities react to Pete & Bas videos
>>221035612yes
Did you see how big that zombie DICK was??YUMMER YUMMER YUMMER!
>>221035616This is probably like Trump almost getting shot at the White House. Most deeshonorburr
>>221035616ジョン・マカフィー
>>221035616i've noticed that japanese people roll their r's when they get angry
>>221035634Idk that reference sorry lad
ate a lot of cheese recentlythe poo will be hard and painful
>>221035575I like youtube overall, I watch cooking stuff and "schizo" documentaries>>221035634kel, I also watch these, love pete n bas me
you know what they say: red sky at night, shepherds pie
>>221035683they don't say that though do they
you have drawn the eight of cups tarot card
only two concerts this summer on the islandflo rida and the dixie chicksnot much for flo rida but the dixie chicks might be good
Might just swim into the north sea reckon I'd die after not too long
>>221035704odd how so much of victorian occultism comes from french parlour games
>>221035705there's your trouble and ready to run by the dixie chicks are good
might move to to thimblewick burshire
>>221035612looks more like a gym bunny to me
>>221035705Prince Edward island?
weird how having sex was like a flex in this circle on the internetnow i need another arbitrary hoop to jump through now i get i regularly
>>221035712it would be really painful and grim so how about you don't
Nine and Dex are writing their lyricshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLW5rQe4ziA
>>221035669>>221035673Some of the American black's reactions to Pete & Bas are hilarious, also the tunes are banging
>>221035728My life is already painful and grim
>>221035721
>>221035226She's the <<serious handler>> from monster hunter world
>>221035719yeah, 90s country pop is nostalgic if nothing else>>221035723cape breton. i used to live in p.e.i, tho
>>221035704sun is looking lowkey zesty
>>221035730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjJJ6hlJXvAThis one is my favourite of theirs
>>221035750>i used to live in p.e.i, thoNice I have some family from there
>>221035738>Some of the American black's reactions to Pete & Bas are hilariousthey love I remember years ago showing them to a rapper here and he lost his mind
>>221035759The tall guy kind of looks like he could be Pete's grandson. I like these lads.
>>221035380That is the most twink that ever twinked, god damn.
>>221035750Based maritimer
need to remind myself every so often to make sure im stuck into a bookno offence to you lads but if i only read 4chan/brit posts i quickly descend into mental unwellness
>>221035740Left looks way better than right
>>221035740dont like girls with abs me
>>221035575>>221035634
>>221035762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfYlKY0OeTQ
>>221035803https://annas-archive.gl/md5/6369f35eccbfc3e9022518bdbc2e66ab
Los Angeles is to the east of six US state capitols.
>>221035814Scremble
>>221035817>HOL UP>THIS DUDE REALLY SAID *random line from song*>DAMN AIGHT I GOTTA RUN IT BACK>*rinse and repeat*
CUT MY DICK IN TO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>221035814if this was tribal people react to bradley walsh i would reply to it with perhaps "s" or maybe "roar"
>>221035826The entirety of Scotland is west of the whole of England
>>221035817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz9hHQ8NzAs
>>221035760lovely place
>>221035840EMASCULATION, NO BREEDING CAN'T BE ARSED IF I CUT MY COCK SNEEDING
>>221035823sounds well depressing
"The Leftovers" was dogshit not sure why people are shilling it on my xitter gemline
>want to have cheeky 1am noodles>don't want family to yell at me for being a fat cunt when they hear the stove turn on
>>221035884right it didn't have any zombies or explosions or anything
>>221035884one of the most boring nothing series ive ever watched
>>221035925Acting was like they jusy picked up randoms off the street too. Very rarely care about acting quality but it was tangibly awful. Justin Theroux is ass
can someone do or say something funny please
>>221035957
nth for the holodem
>>221035957i went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
>>221035870https://annas-archive.gl/md5/c2474e6c10f309aba80ba303eb996815
https://www.tiktok.com/@amzszino0/video/7597590138742459670
Love it when mid girls dress like slags
>>221035947It was a waste of a good premise, also quite depressing. Lyv Tyler could still get it though.|It just wasnt for me, dont like these kinds of dramas.
>>221035970*booing so loudly and aggressively that a fully formed, half digested cheese sandwich slides out of my mouth*
most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IiZostL7G0
What she order fish fillet
>>221035992not me i'm cool as a cucumberbad electrician? not bothered
>>221035988here's another one:the problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally
>>221035855Banging tune
>>221035957Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I were a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." Then a large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" - and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark! Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old sea mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied,"No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again, Christian."
always borrow money from a pessimist. they’ll never expect it back.
>>221035965>>221035970>>221036017s
>>221035994grim times we live in when social media boosts retards like this
Yes nigga I’m black
>>221035982same
Older sister just sent me a youtube "goyims guide to chabad" but its a fat soyboy talking over tuckercarlson with new wave pop anti-semitism instead of old school real nigga redpills. Wish the normies would just stick to their own shit
>>221036060are you the cronem?
>>221036069Watching zoomies dunk on the J's is kind of based. However, it's also a sign of trouble ahead as the J's will try to get us into catastrophic war and disaster as they do every time their greed is challenged, ie Russia 1905 and 1917, Europe 1939.
a dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, ‘Is this stool taken?’
>>221036069does she have a fat bum
>>221036069https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-lMT8P41pUU
>>221036069hate normie anti semitism so much
just said the n word :/
can't imagine going back to the UK ladsrent/council tax/bills is £1500-3k minimum (depending where you live)horrible circumstances
Just seen a racism not on /b/. Phoning 999 and scheduling counseling so i don't adopt this terrorism.
>>221036145doesn't japan have a dystopian work culture though
did a minge binge
george in his miniscule japanese flat going wow... this is so much better than the you kay
>>221036145Gotta pay for the woggy wog's Nike Air Jordan somehow don't we?
>>221036158Japan mogs the shit out of the UK and our country.
>>221036145do you framemogg the j-pops?
david smith-san teaching english in land of the rising sun because he thinks hes naruto irl
>>221036168lol no it doesnt in terms of cleanliness and transportation yeahbut the dating and work culture is bottom of the barrel. lots of nonces, anime porn everywhere, it's not an ideal place for anyone except an actual native jap person
the prospective buyhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/73013731/?search_identifier=73abe4093213c4f88a05c1d7aaddb301402f8b4bd92c7df568679e81eb96cb1d
>>221036168calm down weeb
Fuck Japs and their bughive shithole
>>221036197prolly wearing a kimono before going to bed oh my days
i don't need no belt, to know how to ROCK
>>221036203>lots of nonces, anime porn everywheresounds like 4chan
>>221036233yea except it's actually in person and part of reality instead of some retarded website that you shitpost on when you're bored
*enters /brit/*
got foreigner on
>>221036203>No daterinos>No workerinos >Noncerinos EVERYWHERE bruh i said it's BETTER than here not that it has no problems. most of America is a brown swamp poo lagoon now, enjoy paying $1.5 million for a basic ass 3 bedroom cookie cutter house >>221036215-.-
Rorke moving to a 0% white country to escape the nons
>>221036267>this part of LA is a shithole that means japan is better!clueless post by a clueless poster
feel sad!
We at /brit/ wish The Big Bang Theory's latest spin-off 'great success' (said like Borat.)
>>221036242*moonwalks 360 degrees backwards and leaves brit*
how to spot a chicanothey defend c*lifornia
>>221036203>work culture is bottom of the barrel. lots of noncesSounds like Broadcasting House
>>221036309hope you spin off the planet you boring cunt
>>221036309Penny sweet kisses arse
>>221036309he was the worst thing in it and he got his own programme wtf would be like Mickey Pearce getting his own programme
>oh no i'm scared of a little work so i'd rather be shot, stabbed and robbed for my expensive thingskek can't IMAGINE being this deluded
>>221036293American cities are bad and yet pricy at the same time. Tokyo is cheap and safe to live in. You have zero arguments besides some ancient stereotypes about anime and pedo shit you retard.
>>221036309what the fuck is this!!!
>>221036322not a chicano nor was i defending californiayou're so braindead that you assumed both of these things instead of just actually replying to the argument
>>221036309I'LL be watching
>>221036309how does this shite keep getting spin-offs
>>221036290For me it's Faroe Island or Smaaland
Blew my mind when I found out TBBT was made by the same bloke who made Two and a Half Men
>>221036358>Tokyo is cheapmaybe but look up the wages lmoayou can call it safe all day until you get sucker punched by a nigerian just for walking around like that one youtuber recently
>>221036350havent you got some gundams to paint davidsan
don't want to live in japan because i don't speak japanese
>>221036344she was so peng for the first half of season 1
>ancient stereotypesyou can still walk into a jap store and buy idol magazines horrible society
>>221036409blog on you boring weeb prick
>>221036418>>221036418>>221036418New
>>221036420No see it's sovl when they do it because of their flat yellow faces with slit eyes
>>221036392>that one thing happened when a black guy punched someone IT'S OVERthat's literally every day in every city in America. The USA sucks stop coping.
considering living in a residential caravan parkcan possibly be done for about 1/10th the cost of a proper house
>>221036438scr4chan do be like this
>>221036411she was peng for at least 6 seasons and even after that
>>221036424how am i weeb you fool
rorke breakdancing to greensleeves
USA is kino and sovl Japs are soulless, sterile and effeminate machine men. It tells me everything i need to know about you if you admire them
>>221036487Love greensleaves actually lol
can't imagine medieval people having sex
>>221036501Eat my whole ass
>>221036350>a little workAh yes a work schedule that leaves you with two hours of free time if you want to have proper hours of sleep"little"
Lmfaoing at the idiots seething about Japan in the early new
>japs are orderly and nothing suprising happens and everything is quiet So a lot like your room at mumbergs
would like to visit Greece but dont want to put my shitey toilet paper in a little plastic bag
>>221036507imagine the smell
I think Kiss is the best goth band
>>221036501this is fat nigger land here the only people I respect are the amish
rorke eating mulch
>>221036520it do be like that
>>221036439yeah you dont have to live in the city moron no one with a brain does
look at this retardlaugh at this retard>>221036492he posted in a schizo early new that's how you know he's brown
>>221036530Oh ok I'll just live in South Dakota and eat grass like a cow because there's no jobs there. Good idea
>>221036540LMAO
>>221036550Angel
>>221036540rattled because it's true
>>221036550posted it again award
I am not a schizo
>>221036520been to creteit was hot and nobody had air conditioning so it was nearly impossible to sleepalso all the greeks i had to interact with were unpleasant, nasty people
>>221036550I look like this and I'm not even part-asian
>>221036567Cretens are different greeks
>>221036567you would hate tourists too if you had to deal with them everyday
>>221036548oh okay yeah the only places you can live are LA and bumfuck south dakota where you eat grass like a cow haha yeah very convenient for you and horrible for me, done me good
>>221036550prefer japs when they're more on the tanned side
The war in iran... what ever happened there
>5 Most Disturbing 4Chan Threads
>>221036584must be how japanese people feel with a million soyjaks and indians walking around like its a theme park
>>221036618they've canceled one of their annual ceremonies because indians kept shitting in the bushes and in people's lawns not making this up either
>>221036618Feel bad for the poor little girls
>>221036582is there anywhere good to go in bulgaria
>>221036567I used to work with a Greek and he was alright but I got the feeling the line between sex and rape would be quite blurred for him
>>221036592You've already lost the debate runt. Takashi goes around Japanese cities talking to all the foreigners about Japan. There's no channel like his in America, because our foreigners are low IQ latinos that couldn't speak English and would probably rob the interviewer or kill him thinking he's ICE.
>>221036640lol
>>221036608it was a special military operation or something
>>221036638Depends what you mean by good, what are you looking for
>>221036627
doing a "cum"
Call me ignorant idgaf chinks need to sort their writing system out, fair enough a character for each word in the bronze age or summit but it's getting to be a piece of nonsense
You can’t make me molest children no matter how hard you try
>>221036708been saying this for yearsjust not sensible
>>221036708you're not holding the cards anymore nigel
Extremely late to the party but only just getting round to this now in the big '26.
posting
>>221036708i don't know about chinese but in japanese think of it this wayit's kind of like if greek and latin components had unique symbols in written english, they always mean basically the same thing and you can usually know the meaning of a word just by the components
>>221036824sounds sillyget it sorted out
Symbolic thought and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
got the infant annihilator on
rorke's gf
Kind of mental when I look up a recent television episode and see the writer was writing stuff way back in the 60s and 70s
might try and build my own space ship and fly to the moon
Strongly dislike this genre of youtube video
>Over 50% of the whites who went to Mississippi in 1964 to challenge Jim Crow laws were Jews. At the time, Jews accounted for 3% of the US population. right well that's a bit mad
Imagine Emma Watson ripping ass. Imagine what it would smell like.
>>221036925richard dawkins lookalike
>>221036925Why do you keep posting this stuffBe honest
>>221036925okay now what
would anyone like to cuddle :3
This is the last day of my life
>>221036990Not if I can help it
>>221036990Alri Uriel Septim VII
What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you.
whole ass anus on the catalog, this board is so dead lmao
Don’t like how Rush put the guitars away and became more synth driven in the 1980s. They cut their balls off.
>>221036971>.<
how does /brit/ stay relatively active at night while other generals fall off
>>221037179everyone flocks to us because they can sense our overflowing auras of love and compassion
>>221036925>Imagineobviously you can't, otherwise you wouldn't have spammed about her poo for 10 years only to realize that it's disgusting are you a 5?
>>221037179Cause everybody who can speak a lick of English comes here to post utter drivel all night long
>>221037192The funniest part is that he hasn't realised that poo and farts literally smell the same
>>221037179There is one poster here 24/7 bumping the thread you may see him obsessively post his game show host avatar or rambling about his imaginary friends
>>221037195And how!
>>221037179dtfic is always on the case, penciling in information on the current schizos and their doings
>>221037205Poo and farts do NOT smell the same unless you have a round in the chamber.
after years and several runs, i'm playing as femshep and all i can think about is: will i lez it or dick it? i would make a dreadful woman
Anyone want a sprite cranberry?
>>221037238difficult to look at
>>221037238can't help but laugh really
>>221037243theres no right way to be a woman
>>221037238
>>221037257and how would you know?
Playing female characters in rpgs is tranny shit
>>221037276theres no right way to be a man eitheraccept yourself regardless of if you adhere to gender norms<3
mental how fucking depressing secondary school was
>>221037295got bullied and spent the whole time alone but didnt mind it i was pretty happy getting in every morning getting my cheese and ham toastie and watching overwatch videos
>>221037325>>221037325>>221037325Mew
>>221037288garrus is out of the question because you just know it's hard and spikydon't know if wrex is possible but you know it's thick as a legtempted to scissor ashley, her voice just does things to memaybe initiate liara to the ways of the sappho...it's like i'm playing the game for the first time again!
Feeling sick looking handsome
