Prev >>221036194Calm edition
No YOU shut up
be indian
>>221037585Needful sub edition
tempted to initiate an early goon protocol
Fuckable latinas.
>>221037616i vill not masturbate
>>221037608canadian men be like
Business idea: beat the shit out of people
Sitting here wubbing me legsome wongos hehehe
been playing half life 2 beta
>>221037633Nu-Swede confirmed
halo was unfortunately never good except the multiplayer.#truthnvke
I've been promoted to rank of captain at the bussy command center
Whoever said Jews and Muslims couldn't eat pork never had it smoked with apple and hickory for 14 hours beforehand
Gaylo Reacharound
>>221037633who pays you?
>>221037660halo 2 is great even after being gutted during development hell i could only imagine how much better it would have been if it was given 1 more year of dev time and released on the 360 with the stencil shadows
>>221037664captain of the good ship lollipop
I work in an office in a big tall skyscraper
>yeah hinduism is so cool and advanced not like western stuff
corrthe pooberg?executedwillard?w*****foodstein?ingestinationated>>221037616for me?fugginwts her nameummmmfugg wth us her nameummd...dafne keen
>>221037671Buddhists
>>221037628bro your boy fonseca lost today inmore likefraudPOOca
>>221037687reckon india has very low levels of depression
athwist buddhism is the perfect religionsed diss beforemaybe u bwcome wun
>>221037616When california is literally a 100/10 hardcore pvp server but they have baddie latina villagers
>>221037693their main enemy are muslims, so this is a based businessAre you hiring?
attractive women should be allowed to poop and pee in public
Moosehead Lager was on sale! Poggers!
>>221037737they should be allowed to take my virginity
I wish the Lord would take me now
>>221037749Just seek martyrdom instead
SOME DICKHEADED FAGGOT JUST USED HIS ENGINE BRAKES RIGHT AS HE PASSED MY HOUSE FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU
>>221037759big brain
>>221037687>*thinks western religions don't do shit like this*l
if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue would you lie to me
>>221037763that's like a 1 in 10000 occurrence these days
pussy dont know loyalty
>>221037769
>>221037763probably illegal but usually drivers dont care$800 fine in most places
*serves you up a knuckle sandwich*
It's time to release the poison inside of me.
Did you know you can wax your legs and when you cuddle them it feels like a gf
>>221037809how am I going to "cuddle my legs" you dumbarse
>>221037818stupid question desu
the lack of women has had fellow man turn on fellow man
why is japanese easier to understand when im drunk or high
why do overly educated retards think that violence will help them? they're the people least capable of violence possible
>>221037848The real answer is "it depends" but they choose the next best answer because it was only presented in a yes or no format
Turns out...the bussy was sussy all along.
can we discuss strategies on how to get a woman
>>221037782>FlagLOOK who's TALKING, Doug-jeesh Ming.
Remember life? Remember how it was?
holy shit lois im cumming
>>221037705What are the “levels” of depression in a population of bonobos?
I have a confession to make
>>221037901It depends on the bonobo economy but some bonobos seem to cope better than others
>>221037905I’m listening
>>221037897Yeah. It sucked and I'm happy it's over
I can't stop playing. It was really fucking hard leaving the original PTD.
i'm cumming out of my cage and i been doing just fine
>>221037934Which one do I buy? It took the entire day to get the first 100,000,000. They don't specify the Pokemon.
>>221037947
I had a dream there was a a new MLB expansion team owned by Konami and they were called the Portland Dark Magicians and they had purple uniforms and their logo was the Dark Magician from Yugioh.
where my bear niggas at
>>221037967
>>221037914I think I'm trans
>>221037976
Hitler was trans
smoke the jah plant
>>221037982
>>221037974>mfw da bears win da trashb owl
Don't ever post links to /gif/, you disgusting subhumans.
>>221037994you better believe it
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>>221038005ain't nobody did
>>221037627Kek
>ywn
>>221038048actual mmmother bearing hipsoh my dear lord
had too much weed and gave myself a headache, time to sleep early
>>221038009
He's so me.
>>221038081
>>221038077you eepy?
Hey its me Johny, Steve sent me. You know steve right? Steve Balboni
>>221038081his breasts are beautiful
>>221038095For me it's the Easter Bunny video
i need a gf, bad
I don’t want go work. I want to take edibles and watch youtube slop until 6am.
>>221038119It's time to try out guys
>>221038119you need to turn stone cold
Using TikTok should be grounds for liquefaction.
DUDE WEED
>>221038139this woman is so hideous
>>221038116Which one?
>>221038162https://youtube.com/shorts/qPKygRvNGmg
>>221037872paul, no!!
*hugs you* *gives you kitkat*
Don't mind me, I'm just here to pick up my pragmata.
*lifts your tail and sniffs your foxhole*
i've never touched the Devil's lettuce and I never will
Me
>>221038246cool it with the antisemitic posts
might goon on my pud crazy style if you guys don't mind
Is it normal to get hard when your poop comes out
>>221038274no
Would be nice if they made cars this nice in 2026.
>>221038274No
i want to die
>>221038132if you ever met me you would say i'm the icest nigga you ever seen
>>221038370then you should be incapable of experiencing those feels
>>221038344good news: you will
>>221038383meant to say immune
>>221038383you'd never be able to tell my deepest innermost feelings because i'm stone cold
filo anime
>>221038398you are lonely and have never been in a relationship
sssoooo we playing videogames or what
>>221038433I was playing yoshi
when i piss in the toilet i move my stream around in a counter clockwise rotation and aim where the toilet water level reaches the bowl, then i flush and watch the piss vortex. any germans care to weigh in?
>>221038433ill be here
>>221038448do you stand or sit?
Uncle Ted explained it well in his System's Neatest Trick EssayThe university intellectuals also play an important role in carrying out the System's trick. Though they like to fancy themselves independent thinkers, the intellectuals are (allowing for individual exceptions) the most oversocialized, the most conformist, the tamest and most domesticated, the most pampered, dependent, and spineless group in America today. As a result, their impulse to rebel is particularly strong. But, because they are incapable of independent thought, real rebellion is impossible for them. Consequently they are suckers for the System's trick, which allows them to irritate people and enjoy the illusion of rebelling without ever having to challenge the System's basic values.
blanket smells like farts, gotta wash this sucker.
>>221038433we are not
>>221038461standing of course, what kind of sick freak pees while sitting?
>>221038505i did the laundry today
>>221038509>what kind of sick freak pees while sitting?*raises index finger*
>>221038521are you a girl? any reason why you arent my gf?
>>221038525im a straight man
>>221038536thats unfortunate
>Never forget how valued and loved you are!!>Jesus loves you :) can your stupidass stop larping for one second?
how do you even talk to women, like for real, imagine you could approach a girl, what would you even talk with her about
>>221038448Trust me, you'd rather they stay quiet.
>>221038568turn 180 and run away
>>221038568ask her about her periods, they love talking about that
gn /cum/farts get some sleep
>>221038574>>221038579i said FOR REAL
>>221038604all women are children of satan.
>>221038573why do they do this?
>>221038609decades of internalized shame and self-hatred push by every institution meant to permanently demoralize and destroy them.they murdered 6 trillion, after all.
Matched with this tranny on tinder should I smash?
>>221038628smash your skull in with a hammer, sure
>>221038628>I suffer in the Great White North
>>221038628Depends if she still has her weiner
>>221038642I don’t think so
>>221038632was JUST about to make this post, ty
would you rather get one million dollars or a girl that loves you
>>221038630same. my surname, at least
>>221038664katherine is a girl name though
>of course it's some mutty shitlib like pottery
>>221038658former
>>221038669its my surname
>>221038658my former company owes me approximately 2.5 million based on the types of injuries they allowed me to suffer from a lack of proper training.
>>221038652uuuhhhmmm to each their own I guess but the thought of neo-vaginas makes me a little nauseous
>>221038695No dildo factory is going to pay an ex employee 2.5 million no matter how badly you hurt your ass.
Wagies get nothing
getting a job seems bad but i would really like money
>>221037585My entire twitter feed today has neen nothing but videos of Indians either getting ran over by trains or drowning to death. Did a jeet piss off Elon recently or something?
>>221038735it's probably 13 year old hispaniX
I CANT STOOOOP LOOOOOOOOOVING YOUUUUUUUUI've made up my mindto live in MEEEEEMORRiiiieeesssof a lonesome tiiiimeI CANT STOP WAAAAAAAAAAAANTING YOOOOOOOOUUUUUits useless to saaaaaayso i'll live my liiiifein dreams of yeeeesterday
I'M DONE HIDINGNOW I'M SHININGLIKE A BUZZY BEE
>>221038652no gock is no go
I’ve had sex with 4 Asian women since January
drinking milk
Downloaded my sex roster to my palm pilot.
>palm pilotwhat year is it?
if i lived alone first thing i'd do is get a juicy ass fleshlight to milk my penis pro style
>>221038826That's literally what I did
>>221037976phwoargud wapu + kittington combo dissmay hefta beragulize a few fings
Honestly I think you're a retard if you don't own a fleshlight or onahole or whatever. If you jerk off at all, it feels way better and it's better for your penis, which is made to be jerked off by a woman's pussy not a hand. There's no reason not to have one except shame, which is retarded because you're masturbating anyways and also women all buy dildos or vibrators or both so what can they say about it
slammin' the willardberg inside the baddiedem arsephwoar
That illiterate goat herder quote was tough
english boy butts from manchester smell like cigarette smoke, eggy toast and old cofee
It’s crazy how birds and lizards just fart eggs out of their cunt
>>221037608What is WRONG with Canadians?
finkin' need to give the willard a few days rest imma finkin'propa boglatizin'
>>221038879There's certainly crazier things in this world
>>221038870My hand feels just fine, I don't need that nasty shit
The only reason i'm voting for Vivek is because he's of confirmed Brahmin heritage
>>221038658wun good girl worth a thousand bitchesBAMBAMBAM
i cant find the channel i was watching aaaaaaaaa
what a lotta people sleepin' on is "trump" actually means fart in british
>>221038894incredible how quickly this dude tanked his popularity but maybe it's for the best in the long run to be unpopular and distanced from drumpfy
https://youtu.be/9DSaxxA25EUChina has FALLEN
>>221038894atheist buddhism rejectsthe brahmannic faithwe believe not that everywun a manifestation of the same super-brahmanic cosmic ego-selfin contrast we believe all self is illusory
>the sad transexual
>>221038908nigga he's leading in the polls right now, ohioans are well aware of the superiority of Brahmins
Russell Brand did nothing wrong
I’ll never be more than some fucked up dysgenic little shabbos goy
>>221038941no he's not
>>221038966please dont engage with trolls
What happened to the bulgarian?
do you guys want to see my six pack
>>221038977Still posts here frequently, but more often in /brit/
>>221038796why?
>>221038986no
>>221038966
>>221038986yes
>>221038986Nope
>>221039001$10
>>221039011This isn't your onlyfans
>>221039019do you see how ridiculous this is
Drank coffee and whisky
>>221039032I drank some water
>>221038976Real old school channers would have said “don’t feed the troll”Oh sweet summer child…
God, I feel like I’m on the forest moon of Endor
>>221037608Never noticed it before but the cops arresting him are just as brown. kek.
The leftard killer lives in his parents house while he is 31 like a parasite. Worse than an Italian. The prison will cure his bassement dweller syndrome.
>>221039072We are on planet earth, isn't that so cool and sci-fi?!
>>221038986phwoar good kittingtonmay hefta DL diss wun infact
>>221039077he's Californian, half the people in their 20s are living with their parents.
Amazing deal
>>221039088That controller looks uncomfortable to use
A comet can just come and delete everything at any moment with no notice and there's nothing anyone can do
Why isn’t anyone talmbout the fact that the shooter is a black mayne
>>221039114based comet
>>221037640>make some random garbage in gmod>HURR DUUR ITS THE BETA!!!1!Consider suicide.
for me?gg allin anddd ramon
>>221037672Looks like the ID Tech Engine used for Doom 3.
>>221039102Phwoar good kittingtingshire
>>221039114we all delete in life xder nuffink you can do
>>221037769SAAAAR YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO INDIA SAAAR!!!!
>>221039114Current projections indicate that no extinction level asteroids or comets are at risk of colliding with earth for at least the next few hundred years.
suspicious that only took one dude to take down jfk whilst trump seems borderline invincibledarr i say it faustianesque
I don’t think I’ll ever feel the same excitement again that I felt after downloading that leaked E3 doom 3 alpha preview whatever off Kazaa and playing it with single digit fpsThe future still looked bright back then
>>221038048>>221038073You are naive, lustful coombrain zoomers. She is fat AND full of herself.
niggas talmbout "Looks like the ID Tech Engi-" my nigga the fuck is you on? them bungie niggas ain't got SHIT on id software ya film me? fuck outta here
i have played half-life 3
I had sex with Alyx in 2003 wet dream
>>221039154A tiny meteorite can strike through the roof of your house and kill you at any second
>>221039154Predictions are worth nothing when you can only make them based on what you know and what we know it's just extremely short range, there could be a comet coming tomorrow that has been on it's way for billions of years and we would have no clue
>>221039191giwtwm
Would you want to get to know irl?I could use some real life friends
>>221038214>hipsYou use at word but I dont think you understand what it means. She is fat anon.
I think the GF and I are about to have our first serious dispute
Got back from picrel, very pleasantly surprised.It's not the greatest thing ever like normalfags are saying but I thought it was surprisingly good. It's quality escapism and peak 'murica.
>>221039201We can see them with telescopes.>>221039191Of course, or a city killer could slip through. But no cretaceous-tier asteroid is hitting us anytime soon
>>221039223man wth
>>221039211sure, you seem like a nice guy
>>221039228I was surprised to know that it’s Michael’s actual son.I thought all his kids were miraculously white.
>>221039228>movie about a pedo who molested childrenPass
>>221039228did they play "they don't care about us" in it
>>221039241>sonHe's his nephew, hence why he actually biologically resembles Michael to an uncanny degree that no AI nor unrelated actor could ever replicate.All of Michael's "kids" are in fact White.
>>221039265>did they play "they don't care about us"That's for the sequel, the movie ends with his 02 concert in London in 1987
>>221039259who *allegedly* molested children
>>221039285those digusting jews in hollywood better not censor it
If released in 2026 the song would be called “they ain’t care bout us”
happy kongs elimination day, /cum/
>>221039291The evidence is pretty damning
>>221039306I'm too scared to watch any of the playoff games. I just KNOW that Canada is gonna lose the Stanley again because we have weak teams this year and Americans will never let us live it down. We lose at baseball we lose at hockey i've never had a girlfriend. God has abandoned Canada.
>>221039293>better not censor itThe movie is infamously being raped by establishment critics, which clearly nobody gives a fuck about. In contrast to critics it has a 7.7 on IMDB, a 97% audience score on RT, and an A- cinemascore.As for the production it's being handled by the estate so it's basically insulated from that type of stuff for better or worse. It's just that nobody has any clue what the sequel will be like given that'll cover the period from 1987 to his death and cover stuff like his brotherhood with Janet, the Sony stuff, and the allegations. I'll watch it regardless to see how it is because I love kino as much as I love a good trainwreck.
>>221039328>God has abandoned CanadaNo. Canada has abandoned God
corrcumpletion of the poobergizationdidnae it nit
Sucks that we don't have women here, we need one single virgin woman for every male
>>221039340If by Canada you mean the fuckers out east and our government, yeah sure.
>paris jackson considers herself blackkek thats actually based considering she blonde pale blue eyes obviousoy no genetic relation to her father
>>221039372shes for you
what does everyone think of this owl
>>221039314>The evidenceThere's absolutely evidence he was weird with kids given his perverse Peter Pan syndrome and well-known addictions. Thing is I just don't think he was ever sexual given his deeply stunted development. I guarantee he did stuff like hosting sleepovers with kids and convincing himself he was one at Neverland Ranch, but given Culkin and Feldman have been ardent defenders of him given their candid bombshells on Hollywood abuse of all kinds combined with the FBI being unable to find anything about him after a decade of surveillance makes me sceptical of the really fucked claims, especially given the very coincidental timing whenever they pop up.Him being exonerated in the Epstein files also muddies the claims of him being a giga-rapist given everybody thought he had ties to that side of things before February since he was photographed with the guy; but it turned out to be a nothingburger he had zero involvement in at all.Though I sure as shit don't believe the crackpot theory from certain Blacks that he built Neverland Ranch as part of an underground railroad to save kids from Epstein and other Eyes Wide Shut type cults, lmao.
When you exclude Quebec (which should be its own country) Canada has only 31 million people. Wonder why people are so butthurt about such an irrelevant place
>>221039434anudda good birbingtondare eun icthyate itgucci
>>221039434qtpi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjHbwONc0Yc
>>221039434Nice hooter
>crackpot theory from certain Blacks that he built Neverland Ranch as part of an underground railroad to save kids from Epstein and other Eyes Wide Shut type cults, lmao.propa "jesus f"'d at dissmust be said
>>221039454Why didn't they get into the long term health effects of taking steroids in the show
it's gock time
>>221039443If Quebec COULD be it's own country it would have been one by the 90s. But they can't. They don't have the economy, they have an aging population, and a negative net mobility meaning more people are leaving the province than entering it. But for what it's worth I think America
goodnight
>>221039443I cut myself out there lmao. My bad I'm tired. For what it's worth this is what I think America should look like.
>>221039438Why could multiple children point out a mark on his genitals?Why did he have a shrine of naked children?Why did he have a secret room with wire sensors that could detect when someone was coming?
>>221039434
I want to have children as a way of continuing my existence after I'm dead unfortunately I can't do that, I can't even talk to women so having children is way beyond what I can do
>>221039553
>>221039510I mean if some shithole like Bolivia can be its own country then Quebec definitely also has the means to be independent. Sure it will mean deep economic reliance on america but honestly I don't think it would be that bad
>>221039530>Why could multiple children point out a mark on his genitals?Anyone could've told you in 1993 that Michael Jackson had a zebra cock given he had vitiligo. That's why the evidence was dismissed in 2005.>Why did he have a shrine of naked children?He didn't. It was a shrine to babies that wasn't sexual or explicit in nature. Again, still really fucking weird, but nothing illegal.>Why did he have a shrine of naked children?>a secret room with wire sensors that could detect when someone was comingBecause like I said he was a gigaschizo and a paranoiac. It was a panic room for whenever he was going crazy.
>>221039571you can't chase women. they'll run away. think about the last time some random stranger started chasing you looking all thirsty and shit. your instincts told you to run. you have to lure them in like a dumb rabbit.
>>221039434there was a loud ass hoot owl outside the other night...
>>221039553Haha look at them go!
Real owl hours up in this joint
>>221039594You also overestimate how many Quebecois want to be independent at all. It was a movement that now has aged out almost completely. The Bloc Quebecois are losing their votes because their voting block is literally dying of old age.
Is it gay for a girl to do things to your butt? This girl keeps trying to talk me into it and says I'm missing out but it sounds gay
This is American culture.
>>221039704Girls only do this so that they can blackmail their exes and no one will ever convince me otherwise
>>221039704Finger or licking? Not gay.Pegging? Pretty gay
>>221039729>blackmail My friends brag about getting their asses eaten by hookups
>>221039704>Is it gay for a girl to do things to your buttI don't think it is personally. As a matter of fact I think it essentially eradicates gayness given it gets rid of the fundamental appeal of gayness being the taboo of butt stuff.
it's not gay. but it's not hot either. it doesn't have to be gay for it to be gross and weird.
>>221039733Finger and licking though she jokes she wants me to peg me but fuck that
Need to organize my animal webms. Even after putting all marine webms in one folder, my terrestrial folder still has nearly 750. I should organize it by taxon.I rarely save new ones though because I'm too scared of AI, FUCK I hate AI
>>221039794>Finger and lickingI've heard prostate massage with a finger/blowjob is a god-tier combo
Hitler is fucking gay and I want to headbutt him to death
>>221039838Hitler can suck my dick for nearly killing my great-grandpa during the Battle of the Bulge and almost erasing me from existence
what's it like shopping for a gf at target or barnes and nobles
>>221039855I’m glad you exist Anon :)
>>221039871Thanks bro I'm glad you exist too
>>221039838I heard he had one testicle, was trans, Jewish, gay, and liked getting pooped on
>>221039884he would have loved it here
Someone make the new please
>>221039905there you go >>221039914
>>221039921
