Alizee edition
Superior Girl sub-edition
>>221040325its unfair, even with brown eyes, french women always look classy aristocrat compared to anglo women with blue eyes and blond hair
>>221040339English women are beautiful
>>221040326I avoid domestic connections at all costs when traveling abroad because I'm too scared some schizo karen will throw a fit and get my flight delayedhttps://youtu.be/h2IWQlF144c
Freshen yer drink, guvna?
241 days to Christmas lads.
half-day thursday and bank holiday friday lads get in
you need a little reviiiiiiiive
>>221040343if they have brown eyes
Got the 1920s music on
i'm a sucker for blondes with brown eyesblue eyes do nothing for meok, you're a husky, waf waf bitch
Am not a deano but Wagas is peng
>>221040339In year 9 I had an actual french french teacher and she was really slim and hot and I wished she was a paedo so she'd rape me but my wish never came true
they used to light bonfires for mayday now they watch homes under the hammer in their pajamas like the rest of us
>>221040366I'd like to stare deeply into her brown eye if you get my meaning
PAWG escort today charged me $600 for a half
HATE when my shite smells like what i ate thats gross
My favourite British meme is that one where the met police are looking for someone in ‘fancy dress’ and suspect this old guy with a handle bar moustache but his mates are like he always looks like that
>>221040386which half
>>221040381I know that very specific feel bro
Had one French kid start at my school in a rural nz town and he put a sticky note on my back saying kick me and people were kicking me and he always tried to fight me but I’ve never been much of a fighter and didn’t really understand what he was on at me about
Trying to lose weigh and mumberg keeps buying cakes.
>>2210403581/3 of the way through teh year alreadyit not right
>>221040381>>221040404weird cos i know it too, there was some program where young french people would come and teach secondary school kids, but the girls were always fitfrench gf truly is the dream, they don't know how good they have it, lucky bastards
>>221040414HAHHAAHHAHAHA
>>221040398meant to say half hour
>>221040415get them eaten
>>2210403252004 was 52 years ago
British lads bending over backwards to get immigrants Maslow hierarchy of needs met with flying colours while ignoring everyone else
>British lads bending over backwards mhm stopped reading there x
summer holiday down at the old arse farm
oh OH
>>221040415took me months after moving out to get out of the bad eating habits I picked up from living with mombergI'd ask her to stop buying snacks but she'd eventually creep in with them again, even asked her to keep them in her room but she wouldn't even do that
brother ran the marathon yesterday so that's me once again cemented as the dosser retard brother
right well that's a still image from a gay porn video
>>221040500haha looking for a missing sock is he
we gan
>>221040514yeh, you'll never believe what happens next x
>>221040511>ran the marathonoh, yea? for what?
good morning
>>221040551some cancer charity
>>221040563cured just as many people as you did
>>221040511Mate was running it so we went to support him and completely missed him go by
pierre bullying ze rainbow warrior
>>221040563waste of time. cancer was cured years ago but treating it is just too lucrative to let that cure out
I'm starting think I might be based lads
>>221040585zutto animale
>>221040608morn
>>221040616I've got balls of steel
every day is a gift. that's why they call it the present x
Good morning sars
>>221040637gooooooood morningsir
>>221040625shoved up your pixelated arsehole are they
tea no sugars and a splash of milk and 3 ginger nuts
I ran the marathon yesterday (genuinely)Can't wait to mog my spazzy younger brother
mfw I realise hot french teachers were a psyop by their government to instill noncery fantasies into the British schoolboy populace
>>221040637Bit of me that
>>221040647cor haven't had gingernuts for yonks might get a packetproper hard dark queensland gingernuts mind
>>221040651well done lad. thankfully i can tell by the fingers that you're not my brother
>>221040578no ragrets
>>221040651Good job lid.
>>221040651lass on the right is keen on you x
Both major parties in nz supporting the India-nz fair trade agreement. All so tiresome bros
>>221040654parlez-vous français?
>>221040707Release TheTarrant
>>221040707right well you've enjoyed a curry and rice meal at some point in the past thus 800 million indians are entitled to live in your country that's just how it goes rorke
Might break no contact with the ex tonight and also contact her new man and ask him for a scrap
>>221040563sponsoring your posts are they?
>>221040735>you've enjoyed a curry and riceNever had an indian curry voluntarily, wouldn't order one
>>221040742yeah because like the charity, we both work to fight against cancer. thanks for noticing x
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XRZ-jLOrFfk
>>221040656stop saying that yanks don't say that
>>221040339Aristocrats have blonde hair and blue eyes
leftypol parlez-vousing the francaisrorke sprechening the deutsch
>>221040749it was a genuine question
>>221040756What if it is a bit of me to be fair lad?
>>221040651What time la?
>>221040651Well done lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhTIaoP9Xc
>>221040745Yeah, shit attempt at a joke that, sorry mate. Keep up the good work.
>get extra 1.2k in backpay this month>also get -£1.2k from my usual pay to compensate sounds illegal this. what we saying lads?
>>221040744the ones you get at actual indian restaurants are very enjoyable to be fair. It's primarily chicken or lamb marinated in various different sauces and served with rice, naan breads and poppadoms. Then you get sides like little pots of chopped onions and stuff. They're very nice.
>>221040774https://youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo
>>221040797dunno about all that stuff sorry mate I just take a brief look at the money when it drops into my current account and if looks like a reasonable amount of money then that's fine by mesometimes it's lower than I expect, sometimes higher. I can't be arsed figuring out the exact hours and all that. Not about that life.
We at /brit/ are inferior to even the worst chatbot but we are more honest
what the tuna
Morning mates)))
stop spaffing
Mad that one time I put a photo of me with an espresso martini on the dating apps and got a 200% increase in interest from women. Utter mental
>>221040797don't know I'm a salary-chad. my pay rise has taken effect and that should be the amount I get for 10 of the next 12 months (with 2 bonus months)
>highs of 17C, cloudy conditionsanother scorcherino
>>221040797Haven't looked at my payslip in years, last time I even thought about it was when the bank wanted it for my mortgage
>>221040844bit too hot really
The white race will either inhabit planet earth in totality, or it will not survive at all. There will be no in between in our future.
>>221040816you just know every anglo woman is leaking listening to this
might get a rabbit doll to shag
>>221040826we´re waiting for 190s return
>>221040838yet you put a picture of an actual hobby like fishing and they are disgusted
Get the rabbit doll shagged
>>221040845wonder if anyone has ever been rejected for a mortgage due to an abundance of OnlyFans direct debits coming off each month when the lender is going through their finances if anything it should be a boon to the application, shows they can afford to make all these payments on time every month.
>>221040883same age as me but there's no way I look this haggard I could still pass for early 20s
>>221040883why is this pic so funny
>>221040883I'd snog her.
>>221040879Heard stories about applicants getting queries about their regular doner kebab purchases so it's very very likely
>>221040891Yeah, but are you the first female plumber-turned-MP?
>>221040912no I'm an unemployed shutin wasteman
I reckon it would be awesome to go to a crowded place and shoot my head off with a shotgun in front of everyone. Pidgeons flying off, everyone traumatised
>>221040919
>>221040883everyone involved in politics is munted
>>221040883Good kitShit clubShit party
>>221040910In my mind someone who semi-regularly buys takeaways is more financially irresponsible than someone who makes regular payments to OnlyFans. Signing up to a contract and paying it on time every month indicates responsibility whereas impulsive takeaway purchase (almost all of which will cost more than a monthly OF subscription) are associated with fiscal irresponsibility.at least that will be my argument when they pull me up on it
>>221040879If they think it's enough to warrant a financial risk then yes they will refuse.
Might have a wappuccino
The Rainbow Warrior furiously tugging on the trigger at the Palmerston North Cenotaph then realising he forgot to bring ammo
>>221040952rorke's mom
>>221040938Nah, this is coomer cope
>Might have a wappuccino
>>221040952>do you think it was an accident>no he meant itscreaming
>>221040933
>>221040959Don’t talk about Palmerston North
just got beheaded
>>221040959>The Rainbow Warrior
might have a fappuccino
>>221040956fuck off Sean
>>221040962It's not! The sort of people who go "oh go on then let's get a takeaway" multiple times a month, and get it delivered, are much more irresponsible than someone who budgets a modest £10/month to some coomer OnlyFans page.
>>221040969mmm virgins
going to have lemon tea going forward. it seems like the right time to do so
sir ann widdecombe sex arse
>>221040969>suit with lingerie visiblearrest them all
personally im rich enough that a £20 takeaway once or even twice a week has 0 effect on me financially
>going to have lemon tea going forward. it seems like the right time to do so
sir john honey
i'm the oldest virgin
>>221041007how the fuck is he still in jail? Could swear it was like 2-3 years ago he nicked that greggs.
>>221040988mad how she's only got one those made-up catholic damehoods
really not looking forward to graduating lads. at this time of day ill already be at toil slaving away for a mortgage i cant afford, whereas now i just skip uni lectures and do the occasional revision/coursework. been rereading bleach, and its mental how shit the series became post-aizen. only decent part is ichigos zanpakuto business in TYBW, rest is eltons arse tier. wouldnt have come to that conclusion if i was doing a 9-5 with no time to spare
>>221041017dno but apparently he was an absolute rascal in prison
>>221041013Clara Meadmore was 108 and a virgin, you trying to tell us you're 109?
>>221041022Fullbring is shit but the entire TYBW arc is kino
>>221040760explain this?
might become a thugee
>>221041018as opposed to other made-up damehoods?
>>221041042yeah
mad how everyone was banging on about tranners and now nobody is, think it's the first massive L that leftypol has taken in recent years tbf
>>221041044Moorish subterfuge, the current royal family are descendants of the Prophet Muhammed
Doing black magic noongar rituals
>>221041022you really lose nothing by just stopping at the end of the Soul Society arc. Everything after that is drivel.
>>221041044such a fit body ruined by that inbred face
>>221041049state your case
>>221041042bet she copped it up the dumper at least once the dirty cow
maddo hao eberybodi wazzo bangingu onno aboutu trannazu ando nao nobodi izgozaimasu
How to do voice message on 4can
>>221041044>The former President of Israel said: “The relationship between us and Queen Elizabeth was a little bit difficult, because she believed that every one of us was either a terrorist or a son of a terrorist.”>He added: “She refused to accept any Israeli official into (Buckingham) Palace, apart from international occasions.”
london undiesticky inside seam
>>221041076*rips your still-beating heart out with my jagged fingernails*
>>221041093vocaroo is the usual method
>>221041061People say this all the time but it makes no sense to meHow could you reasonably stop reading after seeing Aizen do the entire soul society like that
https://voca.ro/1bXd7J6mghSk
>>221041022unironically true, you go from being a NEET (as long as you hand in your assignments) being paid by the government to being expected to beg for the chance to become a corporate wageslave where you work 40+ hours a week for just enough to pay rentberg, taxberg, billberg and various other 'bergs.Meanwhile jonty gets to live on the generational wealth his family has from 200+ years ago, and travel the world in first class not working a day in his lifenot exactly fair is it lads
>>221041111>implying i have a hearthaha haha
>>221041153you sound like sassy
>>221041130That's certainly a fair point, like I wouldn't realistically expect anyone to stop there. It one of these things you can only say in hindsight when you've stuck with it and know yourself that the whole Aizen thing doesn't really go anywhere. Obviously there's a resolution but it's not particularly interesting or meaningful.Only after you've waded through the sludge yourself can you say "yeah I might as well not have bothered".
>>221041153why would see us soon? is there a /brit/ meetup that im unaware of? are you guys excluding me on purpose???
>>221041166
anime is gay
Are you not allowed a pint at lunchtime in your job?
well that's me anally annihilated
>>221041199no sassy the sasquatch
>>221041199stairs are shockingly close to the front door. I could never live there
need to get a couple of tyres replaced. bit worn down arent they. that'll be at least £150 spunked down the drain
How to fix this?
>>221041215allowed and can't have separate meanings
>>221041218Don’t know what that is mate
>>221041228sand itfill itsand itprime itpaint it
>>221041228just buy another house
>>221041222I did all 4 at once and it felt lush afterwards
>>221041234Ok but not what i asked
>>221041228pay for a new door + installation then give the surrounding area a lick of paint
>>221041243See itSay itSort it
>>221041056explain this fatarse. he didnt have blond hair and blue eyes
i buy part worns cause im based
Got black hair and hazel/brown eyes me.
>>221041153it's fackin kevin the kiwihasitgarn kev
>>221041267DNA evidence suggests he was sandy haired, painting is fake
>>221041267>multiple wives>constantly beheading peoplehes muslim too
>>221041044Clearly has blue eyes though
gonna start winking at peoplebecome a wink guyI think it willotivate me to become better looking so people are charmed by it rather than put offonce they stop recoiling at the winking freak and start winking back I'll know I've made it
>>221041267man was a welsh gingernut
>>221041267Noticed that a lot of tudor nobles were gingers idk if its colour fading or something
>>221041320not hairy enough
um
>>221041320
>>221041307If you winked at me I’d get all up in your grill and by extension put my timberland up your candy apple bopping ass nigga
Critics hate it, audiences love itDo critics even serve much of a purpose
>>221041254if your image interests me more than your post then I reply to the imagealways the risk of attaching an image
they really should assess everyone at about 24 and if you have any mental health conditions or drug problems thats it for you. taken out the back and shot. would save a lot of hassle in the long run
big energy absolutely seething
right well i don't know what that is
>>221041342once I get good at it you won't
>>221041266*gets stabbed after telling someone to turn his music down on the london underground*now what haha
>>221041307>nictating nicholas, they might call me
>>221041347I'm inclined to say people wouldn't be forthcoming about their mental health and or drug conditions under those circumstances
>>221041347Not being well adjusted to a profoundly sick society isn’t really mental illness innit? Maybe they should shoot everyone who is well adjusted, ever think of that?
>>221041320what timmy slaves away for rn LOL
>>221041347nobody mentally well is on /brit/ at 9AM on a monday
ever go to an art gallery and look at the paintings and then read the descriptions and think im such a soulless husk of a man none of this boring shite means anything to me
>>221041371im mentally well. probably the sanest bloke in this schizophrenic country
>>221041390no because i havent been to an art gallery since a school trip back in like year 6, but ill give it a go this week and report back. which of the london ones should i go to?
>>221041390I've never been to an art galleryseems like the sort of thing only gf havers would dolike most things really
Lord have mercy
>>221041390modern art, yes. such a load of bollockshistoric art that required legit skill and mastery, nah that can be quite evocative
>>221041346Wish your replies were interesting
Getting the daily dose of Pumba the Caracal
>>221041355Why've you been getting free energy, they've not given us anything yet despite it being like Hiroshima out there this weekend
>>221041390It's different if you're with someone i.e a girlfriend. Then it's a shared experience, you tell her what you think it's about, she tells you what you think it's about. When you're there by yourself it's just fucking dire, nothing but your own thoughts knocking around your head. It's grim.
>>221041390>>221041405Soak up some art for once in a while, it will do you good
>>221041347why be a self-absorbed doomer about "mental health conditions"? you can take meds for such things instead of wallowing in your own self-pity
>>221041405seems like a pretty ideal solo activity though.
I drew these pots and kettles what do you think of that?
>>221041390I like art galleries. But things like naive art i hate
rorke refusing to take the "goypills" despite being the most blatant case of chronic depression medical science has ever seen
>>221041441Dont give up your day job mate
>>221041405>>221041427>they need a female around them to think and function truly embarrassing
Leftypol saying real communism has never been tried but adamant it will work this time
>>221041427>single people should be banned from art galleries and museumsWe get it, you hate us. But must you take everything from us
>>221041427went to a gallery once with the ex and this didnt happen. the plaques tell you what its about. and most of the stuff from 400 years ago is defined anyway, its either a bible story or something from greek mythology or a boring landscape
>>221041390It's interesting being absorbed in the atmosphere of what rich people back then would absorb themselves in
>>221041453>literal paedophilic cuck schizo calling others 'embarrassing'
Mad how motivated I was for toil today but my company just puts roadblocks and fights me at every turn to sap the motivation out of me
business idea: an art gallery full of erotica where you find a picture you like and wank into a tray under it then leave
>>221041509Porn addict humour. Sort yourself out and if you can’t then hang yourself
>>221041494Bizarre sociopath mentality
>>221041520good post
>>221041506Time to quiet quit anon
brit approved femoidsalysa liupink pantheress
>>221041520done him
hs?
Friendly bunch of cunts in at this time
>>221041538dr victoria bateman
Set aside the whole morning in my Outlook calendar to do my mandatory e-learning for the year. Only took me 20 mins so I’ve got two hours completely free. Time for a wank methinks
>>221041538don't forget ruby grangler
>>221041538both pig ugly. try again
>>221041542Mad how id just stare open mouthed at her but someone gets to fuck this regularly
>>221041542She's probably just come from getting spaffed inside in a public toilets by some Chad
>>221041555you are a pig and your soul is ugly
>>221041538Kate bush
fuck kate bush
Sorry for saying that, it was mean. I am not a happy person anymore
>>221041569Or a customer. She's dressed like a prostitute.
>>221041544You ok matey?
>>221041542erm... sex
>>221041584too late mate ive already hung myself ill be haunting you forever now
40 year old uncs with 2 demented brain cells left gawking at indian brained tiktok goon bait
>not feeling well so hometoil>the midgetfu actually went in on a Monday and asked if i was in to get lunch with herLads, what's this feeling? Sadness? I don't like it.
That’s me off for a fag
fuck off canslad cant be arsed listening to your shite today
>>221041608*hanged
doing a think
business idea: hook 10,000 self-proclaimed animal lovers up to brain imaging machines and ask each of them if they're vegans
>>221041584watch this
Sit on my arse so much that my pajama bottoms are all fading at the back
>>221041647I don't eat dog or cat. Cows, chicken and fish are dumb and tasty.
Aussielad loves his birds of paradise
>>221041650>>221041673birds are dumb
>>221041542hello boobies
To be fair they are extraordinary aren’t they
factory farms make me cry when i think about them but ill die if i go vegan because im broke as fuck neet and cant afford nutrition
lovely day today
>>221041683The lads love their seeds
>>221041696
>>221041215Don't see the issue with it to be honest, if a single pint is enough affect your ability to work then you probably shouldn't be drinking anyway. I've gone to the pub during my lunch break before and had a pint, don't know if I was "allowed", don't really care either
>>221041697if you got a job you could save the animals
>>221041542You can tell she will be very ugly without makeup. I had this conversation with a female at work once and challenged her to come in the next day without any. She refused of course.
>>221041697would be mental if it were more affordable
>>221041731if you work you die
>>221041736odd
>>221041737Very impressive what he did there
mood ruined by remembering what i look like
I'm British like you guys I only need a royal cap and you can buy me some beans with french fries and fish
>>221041697CAFOs are fucked, always eat ethically farmed meat when I can, but you can never fully guaranteeThat's nature I suppose
>>221041767Whats a royal cap ?
>>221041767Just go steal it
>>221041788i like ducks
>>221041778 I buy my beef from a farm down the road
>>221041786Either a cap signed by the belate queen,by prince harry or by anyone in the royal family that's relevant or a cap with royal signs and symbols plastered over it maybe embroider into the sides or on the frontal part of the cap itself
>>221041757ktim multiple times a day every single day of my life
>>221041778yea i never trust when they say its ethically farmed either shit is always a lie
>>221041767Is that the gay pride shirt?
my supervisor hates me and i dont know why
got the biggest willy in human history but no ones allowed to see it
life's being pretty hard without drinking milk (I drinked milk 20 minutes ago)
don't taze me bro
>>221041849I'm drinking milk before bed
>>221041867>>221041867>>221041867
>>221041849you drank* milk
>>221041841probably because you're gay
drunk at 10.30 gambling on random tier 5 cs2 russian teams that i have never heard of
>>221041788Duckowitz slide
