apparently I drank milk 20 minutes ago
>>221041867First
I heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might sign up myself.
>>221041863human male milk
rorke taking his marathon medal to work and telling everyone how many tanganyikans he overtook
always find it quite interesting when racism is brought in a banter my colleagues are quick to point out that they’re certainly not racist and have many friends of different ethnicities, and the conversation turns into a very careful dance with words to not seem racist
>>221041916woke nonsense
*holds up sporke*
>>221041899annoying thing about those old games is these interesting factions have like 10 people. i want an army and battles nigga, not a janky scuffle between 4 npcs
I usually keep a bit of stubble but the last few weeks I’ve decided to shave it all off except the moustache which I’m growing out. Went for lunch at parents’ yesterday and my brother is there who I haven’t seen in over a month and the first thing he says to me is “nice pedo stache” and everyone bursts out laughing. Dad was like “we didn’t want to say…” and then mum did her obviously fake “well I think it suits you love” even though she was pissing herself 2 mins ago
>>221041933iugly peopel shoudlnt hav emoustaches sorry bro
She did a stinky.
>>221041933lmao you've been done there
That britannica YouTuber who travels around and complains the whole time and is lowkey a racist twat must post here
>>221041933The brother establishing family dominance
>>221041933blud thought he was moving like pedro pascal but he was actually pedo pascal
>>221041933none of this happened
my arse cries out for a raping
I'm eating Nutella rn>>221041902
>>221041976not rape if you like it then is it :/
white people doing the worm when northernlion goes live on twitch
Mumberg saying she's going to do jobs in the gardenThe jobs? Of course they're jobs my mum would never be able to do, such as getting on the roof to clean the guttering, and moving a million patio slabs into storageShe knows I'll do it, don't know why she doesn't just ask me instead of pretending she's going to do it
>>221041933You need to call an incest support charity, because your brothers raped you there
>>221041933You’ve been absolutely done by your shagger brother Rorke
Clean shaven. Always.
>>221041994Guess I didn't rape your mum then because she was loving it
amazon just denied my card because it cost £21 and I only have £20 in my bank
why isn't the government stopping me from drinking and eating so much kfc
>>221041997scrt
>>221042001Doesn't want to feel like a useless layabout
the mass cracker killings will commence shortly
>>221042030screamo
>>221042010that wasn't my mum, that was the dog
>>221041933>mum thinks your pedo stache suits youshe's seen your folders
we're going to be devastating black communities soon
>>221042041fat tranny hand
>>221042045Na it was your mum but I can see how you'd make that mistake
>>221042041would make a lovely stew
might go to channel4.com/support
>>221042063His names not stew, its graham
kill whitey
>>221042063he's an accomplished chef is he
Soup of the day: prawn and cabbage
If you've been affected by any of the issues raised in tonight's programme pop a finger in your arse and give it a wiggle
i cant get no muhfukin popeyes chiken coz whiteys on the moon
>>221042092scorjin
>>221042088not sure about that one
>>221042082Would
How to signal to girl on dating apps that I want my arse ate without getting banned
I’d argue points actually help in the prices of politics Why else would we be the country of modern democracy?
>>221042107Only one type of queen of coal I want to watch
rorke eating a popeyes chicken samwich
poo roo
JAV where the girls wear masks and cover their faces with their hand during the blowjob part
>>221042146kangapoo
>>221042107clownworld
>>221042145Popeye's is a white company. Not our fault that boons love our food.
stonking cockpong this morn
>>221042155you're a sick fuck you know that
rorke's ear drums rupturing when the JAV girl squeals like a banshee
>>221042173this ngiga just some bullshit in a suit
The sun is out, and so are the Tories!
Fuck the iOS keyboard it is actual wank
>>221042163all yanks are spiritually african having tribal warfare over the race demographics of a fast food companystate
>>221042182you're up against serious power
in Japan they just called it AV as the J is implied
Good morning lads
Scringling
Legendary sons of Kingston upon Hull:>Dean Windass>William Wilberforce>Bobby Diamond>John Venn>Roland Gift>Andrew MarvellVISIT HULL
>>221042194iphones in general feel like fisher price toys once mine dies i'm going straight back to samsung *does a korean bow*
>>221042211alri
they probably wank over kabukis
TNDism is a moderate political idea
cant watch jav when the guy looks like htis nigga 2/3 of the time
>>221042218Us
>>221042230what are you looking at the bloke for you poof
>>221042218 ywn thighfuck jinx and feel her hot fat mound on your dick while you lick her armpits and sideboob
HE WAS A MAN AGAINST TIME
>>221042195All aussies are simultaneously jealous of yanks and brits. And you and your abo issues and no one even knows what Aussie culture is, besides a watered down brit culture.
Why did he turn his back on micekind
It’s 2014, a tumblr girl meets a 4chan boy and they find love on the western Australian coast; Scarborough
porn watchers are weird as fuck
Poo grangler
>>221042230>Lingo Starr
>>221042182you've got no FUCKING idea what you're talking about
>>221042252your an utter moron mate
you're on drugs
There was a work social last week to karaoke (gay, didn't go) but now the software developers are being bullied in the work group chat wtf can't do anything these days without a cunt taking a photo of you and cyber bullying you afterwards
>>221042266Did you know that the original Scarborough had a walrus named Thor for a bit? He seemed like a nice lad, albeit a tad grumpy for want of food and bitches.
>ohhhh ahhhhh ki-kimochiiii>*slurping sounds louder than a large dog drinking water*
>>221042295ok bender
>>221042271yeah?
youre drunk rorke go home
>>221042303Didn’t know that, no. He sounds cool
>>221042253you can't know that for sure
don't get the obsession with sucking male nipples in jav desu
biting my car in half
Grimplage
might go for a Elliot Alderson/Jordi El Nino Polla haircut
>>221042308if there was some fat giant nico avocado looking nigga in a porn video you wouldnt be able to ignore him either get over yourself
… breakfast time today wearing my excellent glasses watching dp world tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221042331LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEYMANS
>>221042331ancient image this
>>221041933>pedoFOY
>>221042338it feels really good lowkey
I like my men lithe and with a nice arse in porn
that's them done isn't it
>>221042318A leatherback turtle turned up in Cornwall the other year too, likewise an Egyptian vulture. I think some pelicans ended up in East Anglia a while back as well. The Gulf Stream and our northerly location, but proximity to mainland Europe, mean we get an odd mixture of visitors.
got the 'p on
just poured some oil down the sink lads
>>221042355didnt ealise tom was a boozehound
>>221042384squad of ninjas on route to your abode right now to behead you
>>221042369suck a lot of men's nipples do you
business idea: british saul goodman who has an encyclopedic knowledge on every tier of english football and says shit like "go Cheadle Rovers!" whenever he meets a client from Cheadle
>>221042377Nice one mate <3
>>221042351you wouldn't you little gay boy
>>221042380
Tomothy Jomes Borne
can't watch this porno the man's too ugly
>>221042397>a client from CheadleHe meets a zombie?
>>221042395yeh
>>221042397good post
>>221042405scrembamboobling
ngl i only watch porn that has a decent looking guy dishing out the willy, dont want to watch a bird getting shagged by a fat bald 50 year old russian geeza do i
>>221042415well good for you mate
>>221042407Honestly think this is a thing in JAV since they zoom right in to some long sloppy kissing scene and you get a close up of some 70 year olds crater face and peeling skin
mad hwo i'm a failure in every single area of my life and the only thing i've ever had going for me is my parents money
>>221042041ok big ears mcgee
>>221042415come over
time to learn something
if you watch gay porn and ignore the hairy ugly blokes fucking each other its just a really boring video of an empty room
>>221042375woke nonsense
>>221042230
I like my men like I like my coffee
>>221042456this was supposed to be funny was it
mad to think this could all be one weird drawn out salvia trip and at any moment you could snap back into the real world
>>221042464ktim
I like my women like I like my cans
rorke getting mogged by his toilfu's BF
>>221042355why did god create something as laughably cruel as schizophrenia?
>>221042464wkwo(笑これは俺)
>>221042472reddit thing to say
>>221042476blacked?
>>221042465finely ground?
>>221042423nike blowing up your phone
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do horrendous smelling farts.
is it safe to order stuff like shampoo or skin products from amazon filled with so much chinky shit and third party sellers im afraid if i buy shampoo from there and use it my hair will start falling out
>>221042472please be real
satan exists
>>221042518reddit thing to say
>>221042512dont know
>>221042512alri grandad
>>221042512just check the seller
too much negativity in here
got down on one knee infront of me on the dance floor at his brothers wedding and after the music had stopped and everyone gasped he proceeded to tie his shoelace and chuckle to himself
new JimmyTalks out
>>221042545
>>221042518yupwas chatting to my priest at the weekend about thisso many demons out there atmgota be careful
me on /brit/
>>221042418logged onto the thread just to post it in fact, that's how worthwhile it was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px9E9oMfROg
>>221042562thanks bro i needed this
>>221042543Yum.
>>221042571she's got boobies on her
>>221042571Honestly, these whores exploiting lonely men>*opens in a private window*
that weird lad that really wants attention from australians is on
>>221042476Big?
Won't be getting out of bed today
>>221042593Debating whether I should get back into bed myself
you will all be killed
Purchase a pullup bar for your flat, home or childhood bedroom.
omg president cherino has only gone and lied about red winter having a supercomputer and not only that, there's a millennium student coming to see it on Monday!we are in quite the predicament aren't we lads
>>221042614Hopefully sooner rather than later
>>221042375serves them right
need a gf who hits me so badimagine standing there motionless while she slaps you painlessly like a kitten.... #moe
probably going to go to the cafe by myself and eat some epxensive (but nice pasta) gets me out the flat innit
being dope, smiling, chilling, etc, thats mostly what im about
>>221042637need a gf who hits me so bad I'm hospitalised but she comes with me to the hospital and i'm intimidated so i tell the doctor I fell
>>221042593You should get a job
>>221042625firefox mong loves his firefox
need a gf* would put up with just about everything else if i had one well except cheatingt. late 30s never had a gf never had sex
>>221042649i think you just want an abusive gay husband
>>221042625LOL the battery percentage, simply epic!
>>221042614I'm free at 10 tomorrow morning.
Activatescareddom.
>>221042664no matei'm not interested in willy
>>221042658kek this is my
>>221042655I'm too mind broken
>>221042682your what?
Manhoodywoody?
>>221042689demons got him
need a gf I can wrestle with
Not sure if I want a gf, I think I might be too gay and retarded. But that might be the gayness and retardation speaking.
genuinely cant get over how much my supervisor hates meleaves me on read as i'm frantically getting work finished for a deadline they moved forward
Really looking forward to psg - bayern tomorrow
Might go to bed
Welcome the Jew.
>>221042680get an abusive trans man with a pussy then mate bobs youre uncle bish bash bosh
>>221042698must be candlejack, he's been getting a lot of posters latel
work in a female dominated field me
Insect!
yeah im knackeredmight be time for a napson
>>221042732(unc alarm explodes)
>>221042744busy morning dossing in your smelly joggers and wanking yeah?
>>221042566mibibi
>>221042751>smelly joggersmicroaggression
>>221042739corr do they ever dominate you
>>221042588it’s not that deep bro
doing a smelly wank while jogging
High street wank soon
Wait what???
>>221042739ktimthe girls my age are ugly as well but there's at least a couple of peng milfs
just ate a bucket of fried chicken might wank now using the grease as lube
i want to be a machine made of metal i want to feel my gears grinding inside me
Stomache space!
pull up toil complete
>>221042769not you x
Just had a shite, yeah? Was a real messy one so after I got tired of wiping I got in the shower and aimed the nozzle at my asshole. Paper to get rid of the mess and water to "finish the fight" Master Chief Halo 3 style is the only option.
this nigga using candlejack memes in the big 26 oh hell nah bruh next he finna pull out the i can haz cheeseburger cat
>>221042808o rly
Human.
>>221042808
>"There are people who identify as right wing or even far right… Do we think we can change their minds or is it a case of building a society that doesn’t include them?” Zack Polanski is right..... we do not want frogposters/incels in society
>>221042658cats would fuck off and leave you if you were in any danger, dont get cat people
>>221042808all your base are belong to us*goes back to rocking in my chair and sipping prune juice*
Noise...
>>221042827hope he realises the "other side" thinks literally the same about him
>>221042826Swastikas aren't Hindu anyway, only the name. The traditional English symbol was the fylfot
>>221042826we got bald mexican hitler twinks before gta 6
just need to drop about 5% body fat and im done
>>221042827>first they came for the frogposters, and I did not speak out, because I am not a frogposter
hate immigration but I might vote green just so they can legalise brothels and drugs so I can fuck prozzies and go on a legal crack binge before I kill myself for being a smelly incel in my mid 20s
Get a dress. Go home...
gen z boss and a minigen z boss and a minigen z boss and a minigen z boss and a minigen z boss and a mini
>>221042831my cat likes me because im based, your dog likes you because its a genetic engineered freak homunculous of a beast and would still love you if you beat it every second of the day
She's gamin :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMH2tBcUYsI
>>221042859mini what?
two h bombs on the nippiestwo h bombs on the nippies
not in a good mood
Cut Radio iff them easily.
ripping my willy off and throwing it against the wall
got called racist in greggs by gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black night and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop terminator every single power ranger bill s preston theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan
throwing my nan through a plate glass window
just blacked rorkes nan
>>221042860if you beat dogs they stop getting up retard pavlov my fat senile labrador would still do more for me than the top 0.0001% of cats
Still thinking about Tobruk.
going on smoko and punting koalas off chinaman's knob
>>221042867誰
bouncing on my bbc dildo
throwing rorke into a portal to cambodia
>>221042880>>221042886not on
Cut breath.
love it when most lads go quiet here cos there's always 1 or 2 sad mfs saying any old shit because they can't hack being away from here
hi
>>221042889grow up
rorke softly weeping at the portal 2 ending
Short on money?
Michael Palin: Portal to Cambodia
>>221042909alri
combinging 15 niggers into a fused homunculous beast
Bach!!!
Coonsquared
>>221042751no I'm wearing lounge shorts and not wanking but I didn't sleep well last night and I've got a headache so don't be a knob please
Any old shit for a you ...Any old shit ...A you, sir? Please, any old shit for a you ...
Registered on language...
to sd spurs
>>221042905heres the attention you ordered x
Atom.
Take away women's rights
>>221042896誰かの女だ
got huge pile of rubbish rotting in ym room and its causing me an illness
>>221042981thought about getting rid of it?
>>221042981dont talk about yourself like that x
Got my first Etsy order inCrocheted cock warmer with cat ears on the top
Nah, just white...
bog wont flush and ive just done a jobby in theregonan be stinking up soon
Rorke inventing faster-than-light travel and taking a Marylebone President's XI to play extraterrestrial lifeforms and then being cancelled for referring to the sport as as moon cricket
>>221042981that's what mumberg says about you
Don't ask me how I know this but the Steam Machine is releasing today 10:00 AM PST. >How do you know this? I told you not to ask me that!!
>>221042973そうか
Doppledarkganger.
>>221042994got mental health so i cant
>>221043010Its not though is it
rorke getting blacked
>>221042997Business idea: toaster in the shape of a corgi
>>221043010hlx announced too?
Sick to bastard death of my metal health
>>221043019pathetic. hope you get a really nasty infection from it.
>>221041932>skyrim>old game
Canadian.
Rorke winning bhenchod of the year
skyrim just released in argentina
Bye.
>>221040325>>221040325>>221040325
>>221043038Take the Falklands now before the Britishers fill it up with Indians.
well that's the old isn't it
building willy ships in kerbap space program
NEW>>>/r9k/84441157>>>/r9k/84441157>>>/r9k/84441157>>>/r9k/84441157>>>/r9k/84441157
>>221043088>>221043088>>221043088
well that's britfeel
