Lesser of Two Weevils edition
>>221051015terrible movie
Which is your favourite BRITISH food, lads? Personally, I'm a fan of the humble rhubarb crumble. The rhubarb humble, as it were.
posted the same mid bih award
She was nice to me when I said I'd spunk on her feet and lick it offWant to shag her NOW
new hoffmann dropped
>>221051057haunting image
>>221051045yorkshire pudding
need
>>221051045Rhubarb Crumble? British? Oh, no quite. Originally a medicinal plant from Asia, rhubarb became a popular culinary staple with the widespread availability of cheap sugar in the 1800s
>>221051026>t. Jean-Camille-Dominique Le Cuqauld of General Wolfe Boulevard, Quebec City
>>221051063this bloke still churning out this tripe?i remember watching him probably over 10 years agosurely there cant be many more ways to make coffee
>>221051030a most sexalicious femoid
>>221051079>O'Brien is a prominent Irish surname, originating from the Gaelic Ó Briain, meaning "descendant of Brian"
oh. my. days.
>>221051079Oh dear that's rorke humiliated yet again
i was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
It's my birthday. I turn 37 today.I blinked and lost 18 years of my life.
>>221051114going on holiday for a week famously the same thing as moving to a different country permanently
>>221051090He was 35 when he started his channel, he's 47 this year. He's aged so much he's unwatchable for the image-conscious yoof
>>221051129happy birthday!!
>>221051057horny bastard :p
>>221051015>Lesser of Two Weevilsroaring
>>221051159what can I sayi love women with willies
>>221051114>Irish surname (derived from Ó Baoighill) meanint "descendant of Baoigheall," a Gaelic personal name often linked to a "rash pledge" or "profitable pledge
>>221051129how old were you when you had your first wank?
>>221051129I turn 34 soon. Is it true your 30s just flash by?
Why doth the poo nigger rape roar? Perchance a Rorke rape is in order
he's only gone and posted an image of a tranny
>>221051198sc
>>221051045fairy bread
Just WHO is Biomass Andy??
might kill my self
why do they pump yanks full of drugs when they have their "wisdom teeth" removed
>>221051198true...
Caroline Zalog needs to get her fucking feet looked at, she always has flaky bits of skin hanging off her soles in her vids. I'm trying to wank and she's waving those rancid things in my face. It's not on at all. I know she likes to hike but fuck me, it's not hard to look after the money-makers when you're peddling coombait vids, surely? Silly cunt.
>>221051129Happy birthday lad <3
>>221051045chicken tikka massala for me
Might rework my life to be extremely fit and healthy during the week so i can booze toil at the weekends and not feel guilty about it
why did John Lennon choose to do a scouse accent for that one song in Abbey Road
>>221051057who is she
dadberg asked me if I want coleslaw with my pie and chipsThink he has dementia. Only thing that can explain such a bizarre proposition.
>>221051225i had conscious sedation, which means i was awake the whole time but that part of my memory is simply gone
im so fucking poor
>>221051246Turkish girl on outer /int/
>>221051227rancid post
rorke in da whip
thinking of that cop scene from dont be a menance parodying the cop from boyz n the hood
Passed the parcel around at my own birthday party and everyone else got something except for me, but what made it worse was that when it finally stopped on me, the “prize” was apparently forfeiting my trousers as a “twist,” so I had to stand there holding the parcel and my dignity separately while everyone sang louder to drown out my objections
need to fucking be careful i nearly posted a photo containing doxable info
>>221051129Happy birthday
>>221051279posted it again award
I'm so sick I don't even have the energy to cough
>Fisting and foot fisting Huge strapon mega dildo foot fetish cbt scatology Eat shit pissing Humiliation Mistress Roxthe wank
this is rorke to base, rorke to base, requesting dogshit zinger at >>221051313, over
>>221051251roar
>>221051045what is the most famous british slop?
>>221051296Found the dosser
>>221051324just got a good memory
>>221051330guy at toil from there
>>221051129Happy Birthday dear son
>>221051300your mind must be absolute mush
>>221051300you are so hecking epic...sex! porn lol
>>221051057Is this woman Jewish? Honestly, I believed that all Westerners lived wearing socks and sneakers indoors like Americans.
Fucking hate England and the English now that I think about it
>>221051300
if I were ever the PM i would create a zinger box pension where EVERY Australian citizen is guaranteed one zinger box a day
>>221051357must not have updated google maps in a while, cheadle hasnt existed for 3 years now
… supper today wearing my excellent glasses watching pga tour champions golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221051378blog off boring bastard
skin flaking on my feet so of course ill be picking at it all day for hours having the time of my life
>>221051263where?view same on desuarchive only shows the two pics posted here
>>221051383can't be long before that chair collapses under the fat cunt's ever increasing weight
>>221051374fast food is for fat fucks
>>221051406
>>221051408I had two double cheeseburgers and a large strawberry milkshake from maccies last night, just for a snack. 800 calories for an 11pm snack. Deal with it, anorexialad.
>>221051436*dives in head first*
Monday evening? Time for your reminder. Get up and move. The wheels in motion. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
im in a shit mood so fuck off
odious twerps acting like theyre too good for a delicious fast food meal
your mistress ts, your tara taintons,
>>221051456The mice still need to be posted. This is "my" mantra. This "is" my moment. Get up. Start spazzing. Grow nettles. Don't wash your hair. Smell a horse penis. Keep drinking energy drinks. Start budgeting PIP. Start playing the "Uma" game. Start downloading "that". Start posting on brit all night. Rage more. Get a horse cock in you. A caravan. Putrid air. Body odour. The SIM cards changed. The peters posted. Reggie is sexo. A coop robbed. A piss bottle filled. A tooth lost. The parasite killed.
poo river
that's the cornwall holiday booked
>>221051443oh you are gonna suffer from that fatty
>>221051045macaroni cheese (invented in england in the 15th century)
Crazy how all democracies vote in the same policies across the entire world
>turkette feet>AI Alysa Liu feetknobs already dripping lol
>>221051509I know, I've been posting this pic for everyone to peruse for months, lad.
>>221051494poo roar
>>221051045mint sauce on lamb chopsidk if its exclusively ours but it should be
>>221051486Rorke was probably too drunk to be polled
bbq bacon burger, large order of fries, orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie
mutton > lamb
>>221051554Retard
James Hoffmann seems like a pretentious twat
Glasgow Prestwick airport. it grim. oh it grim.
not voting for a gay vegan jew titty wizardnot voting for poo barmernot voting for Nigel Faragestein fuck this gay country
>>221051554mong
>>221051045yorkshire pudding lathered in an unreasonable amount of mint sauce and gravy
want a girlfriend
i need a boyfriend
>>221051554fucking idiot
>>221051586He's actually not. He does like to recommend cheap shite all the time. But he is a posh twat
>>221051554lowkirk agree
>>221051486Blatantly obvious how she only made that video to cosy up to Muslim sensibilities
I got the degree. I got the job. I got the car. I go to work every day. Is this all it is? Is this all I am living for? And I have to put on a smile and act happy.
cock's very dribbly, had to wipe it
>>221051045apple crumble
TOTAL Media Blackout on Starmer Ukraine Rent boy trial starting today.ZERO mentions on BBC News, GB News, Daily Mail.Clearly some kind of D-notice in place.What are they covering up?
been to tons of maccies/tesco/aldi interviews and they wont give me a job so why the fuck should I care about being a NEET?Want me to work give me a job then or fuck off cba anymore
>>221051129fucks ake im catching up soonyou also a fellow dateless incel?also minor alcholic?happy birthday tho hope you have someone at least to celebrate it with (at the weekend or w.e.)
>>221051694could try warehouse, they hire anything with a pulse
succumbing to lunch
>>221051486she's got a weird faceand actually, i don't think alcohol impacts the job of politics whatsoever, have you ever been drunk woman? it helps the mind enter a flow state and arguments become easier
>>221051726I'm not actually her btw I'm just posting an image ok
>>221051554ain't they the same thing?
>>221051045roast dinner toad in the hole pie mac & cheese
>>221051658yep just work til you die :)
>>221051658the so-called dream as it were
>>221051587SCREAM THIS IS ME EXCEPT EVERY NOW AND THEN I TRY TO BITE SOMETHING AND THE WORLD SCREAMS AT ME
>>221051740i was being rhetorical lad but you can see my point
>>221051735ok
>>221051681this happened to me earlier down at the bank
only thing rorke is biting is the pillow
my indoor slug farm is popping off
fucking sick to bastard death of this country
Gimmick idea: address any posts with images as though the person in the image is that poster
Got the arse leakage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhtf2P6IgqAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhtf2P6IgqAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhtf2P6IgqALETS GET LITTIYYY
was massaging my hemorrhoid with a massage gun and accidentally got a raging hard on and spaffed all over the place
>>221051715what's wrong honey? x
rorke: done
feeling anxious
>>221051015Are women allowed to watch that fillum?
gf's mum's broken her foot ffs
>>221051866rorke sent flying
doing sex
>>221051744>mac & cheeseFOY
>>221051866rorke flayed alive
>>221051891great postwhnever they write hta tin ersuatanrt i make srue to say MACARONIC CHEES
POST SOME SCOUSE SLAGS NOW!!!!
>>221051919based scots poster
The birds haven't found my bird feeder yet REE I say REE
>>221051919you ok there stroke lad?
>>221051919yeah I can't post prop ethr cuz spurs
>>221051919don't think you're in any position to comment on language use
>>221051925im english u freak>>221051939yeah all good bro
>>221051919good man
>>221051924i don't know any
half my fellow toilers are allowed to vanish at 3pm because of the school run so I'm left on my lonesome I utilise such an opportunity to pig out on the snack bar in our office with 0 spectatorsBy the time I get home, din dins are unnecessary.I've got a pretty great grift going
classic diego post that is
After work today, I’m gonna have a jelq session
im gay white they them
macaronic cheese with garalic bread please waiter
prasiere be to jesdus christ>>221051971hs?
>>221051865
cody dude
theres some alchie freak at work who always shits all up the bowl even out of the bowlits disgustingmust be on the outside of his arse as well unless hes looking in the mirror to wipe it upmakes me sick
GET YOUR COCK OUT FOR THE LADDSSSS
>>221051979>>221051999>>221052008you're scary
I'll grab the masturbatory cheese and side of pulled rorke please bro
>>221052009He's winning because you're so scared of him you're crying to us instead of telling him
Erika kirk BLACKED
>>221051962that's just going to make you fat ladwhy do you want to be fat?
Rorke putting an entire asda lasagna up his arse
Just got mashed into a poo slurry.
>>221052033haha cute
erm I'll check with the janny in a mo but I'm pretty sure he's not allowed to post the aris
>>221052009Sir Scaredof Shitmong
>>221052035>lasagnaFOY
>>221052028not allowed
>>221052026how the hell am i meant to know who it isim not watching the toilet to see whos going in there then checking every time if theres shite sprayed all over
leftypol eating cat shit
scared to poo after the tomfoolery i've been engaged with around my bottom
seriously lads, should I buy it?I've been toiling for half a decade and never bought anything fancy other than me laptop and a treadmill, both of which are less than one paycheck come on, encourage me Only thing is I wish instead of a phone holder it was a laptop holder so I'd literally never have to get up
>>221052054Someone never read about loseyns in the The Forme of Cury, meseemeth
Rorke hiding in the luggage hold of a bus and getting a free trip to blackpool
We’re jelqin’ tonight
lot of blood on the wiping session there. think i've got a cut on my bumhole
>>221052071doesn't soud very vegan
>>221052009ktim i always get horrendous diarrhoea after a night on the beers now
>>221052091for £500 i just cant see it being as good as it looks in the pictures
>>221051030
>>221052099more likely a haemorrhoid
Rorke singing the Moldovan national anthem whilst masturbating at Preston Bus Station
>>221052123tryina shag a girlw ith one those she dannae like it when i pull her cheeks apart during foreplan
mcflurry with ground up bits of sun dried poo
>>221052091never buy anything with one of those nonsense chinese brand names
>>221052123any reason why my left testicle pulls in whenever I have a shit? or why I lost sensation down the left side of my penis? doctor reckoned all was okay and I should just take ibuprofen and that was in november 2024 lol
>>221052155get a Germoloid shoved up there
rorke eating a sausage roll and coughing everywhere when a pastry flake catches in his throat
>>221052091it looks too much like a torture device
game mechanic idea: the players must fight off an invading force by completing a certain amount of activities, otherwise the enemy destroys one of the playable worlds permanently and if the player count drops to a point that there aren't enough players to stop them they'd destroy every world effectively killing the game both meta and lore wise
Julian Dunkerton, of Superdry fame, had his two children at the ages of 55 and 57.There's hope for you yet, Rorke!
>>221051330Clit Heroevening just enjoying some air fried chicken drumsticks and potatoes all covered in Banging Chicken seasoning and sipping on a nice cold Knight spiked with some Smirnoff vodka
if youre not drawing blood every time you wipe youre walking around with a pooey bum hole
>>221052241little faggot
>>221052009how do you know hes an alchie
>>221051526Shame FoodsofEngland went offline after the guy killed himself
screechingWhy is everyone under 40 such a soft cunt Fertility rate is going to be 0 in a few year time
>>221052241UM x
>>221052253not me, I've got a bidet I barely need to wipe now
>>221052091Do you have a Chinese body shape?
>>221052243vile alchie
>>221051631asl?
>>221052277>AHHHHHH I had to kiss TWO attractive women as a 19 year old infant
>>221052272it's back now, has been for a whilealso most of the pages got archived
>>221052241shouldnt touch them because it puts their mother off them
>>221052261no one poos like that normally and i know what booze poos are like
Need Gen V cast on the boys pronto. Gutted to hear it was cancelleF Chance Perdomo
>>221052347sloppa
right well that's then isn't it
>>221052347people really watch any old shite they're told to
>>221052277>getting to stick your tongue down Emma Roberts throat>if only someone was here butting inzoomers are lame
i would say thats that mattress man
nth for the gyaldem
>>221052241get it picked up and eaten by a hawk
>>221052324urban myth
>>221052318ah brilliant. I was visiting the archived version other day and annoyed Magic Menu didn't work
>>221052384
>>221052409too much fucking makeup you stupid bitch
https://x.com/shitpost_2049/status/2048789808151929040fucking shirking
when was the last time you tried chatting up a girl
shan't be clicking that
>>221052409damn bitch you shit with that ass?
>>221052424deer dont live in cities
>>221052471never x
>>221052471never happened
>>221052471never. I tried striking up a conversation with the alt/emo Chinese girl in Co-Op ages ago and she just stared at me. Definitely thought she fancied me but guess I got that wrong.
>>221052486ahah x
I liked this movie
Fucking shitting
Nearly EastEnders. Hope its a Priya episode
>>221052524
>>221052524well fucking said
>>221052524rorke nodding along in agreement
>>221052524was saying this down spoons
>>221052471first year of university. she immediately started talking about her boyfriend. almost a year later she came out of nowhere and saved me from being accosted by some jehovah's witnesses, and then i never saw her again.
>>221052524actually screming
fax machine
>>221052471talked to a Japanese lady in another thread if that counts
>>221052582seems like a nice lass that let you down easy (may have been being honest about the bf) and thought well of you in spite of what may have been an awkward encounterhave heard a few girls say that they respect when guys try to chat to them in public (in spite of what you hear online), because they acknowledge the balls it takes
got pinkpantheress playlist on
>>221052471last wednesday some american bintsfailed miserably
>>221052680brain wogged to the nth degree
>>221052571Why are they so fucking cute bros?
>>221052672countrys gone to the dogs
listening to the clash
>>221052610is the left supposed to be better
>>221052610least retarded atheist
>>221052571right well, still not joining the muhrines or whatever the meatshield division is
>>221052680
frog gf
>>221052701nigga your from split shut it
>>221052610this one oughta rile diegsy u- wait, too late lol hes already been well done in!
I'm in the SAS
>>221052721why are you on this degenerate site
>>221052762ian!
>>221052770SASsy bitch squad
>>221052770super autist spackers?
>>221052685What happened lad?Still far better than everyone else itt
>>221052770yeah?
why does sacked tranny lurk in the thread waiting for tim or mark to be mentioned
I want a rorke riot
>>221052807Because he's a freak
>>221052806there he is, are rorke
>>221052778same as you i guess >>221052795was just pretty wankered in a live music pubin my drunk head she was giving simulatenous cold/warm but i know nothing happenedwhether i pissed her off with my advances idk i cant remember but failed to convert that's for sure
>>221052806caw! caw caw!
probably shouldn’t tell you guys this but I’m actually in the SBS (special boat service)
>>221052870super benchod service maybe
>>221052831>whether i pissed her off with my advances idk i cant remember but failed to convert that's for sure
special bender service
>>221052610but muh eternal life!!!!
>>221052806what manner of beast is this
>>221052897an falcon
>>221052831mate stop trying to rizz up 20 year old women in clubs
>>221052897
>>221052888roar
>>221052897roke
>>221052936
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