watchful edition
>>221060297did you paint that?
cum con sex
born on the 4th of july
Took a giant mud poo earlier. Think it might be time for another.
My next door neighbour used to get dressed-up like Hitler and light off firecrackers inside her pussy down at the end of the cul-de-sac. My goodness, how the times have changed
>>221060297based doggos edish
I like chicks wearing latex. I like the reflections in darkness. I like exaggerated but realistic expressions. I like how women's muscles look in capeshit. So i made this
try to understand and remember that a person always tries todo what is best for himself. and if he is right when he does thebest thing for himself it is good; but if he is mistaken, it is bad,because suffering will follow after such mistakes.if you remember this, then you will never be upset byanybody.
corr anudda poo
>>221060330BORN DOWN IN A DEAD MANS TOWNFIRST KICK I TOOK WAS WEN I HIT THE GROUNDEND UP LIKE A DOG DATS BIN BEAT TOO MUCHDEN YOU SPEND HALF YER LIFETRYNA COVER IT UPBORN IN TRUMPOPOLISI WAS BORNIN TRUMPOPOLIS BORN IN TRUMPOPOLISI WASBORN IN TRUMPOPOLIS
>>221060343kyoot!
>>221060371Everything that goes against my religion is wrongEverything my religion spouses is rightSimple as
>>221060308no, I painted this thoughbeit
im mostly upset with myself
The drink of the real proletariat
>>221060365stop posting this every day you fucking dildo
>>221060427What did ya do?
Suck water out of my body feels good
>>221060466Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
>>221060476Thanks Bruce!
>>221060439disgusting malt sugar slop
>>221060476I listened to a lot of dubstep edits with clips from this quote in the 2016
>>221060456i just have the kind of personality that naturally wants to blame yourself when things aren't going well, whether it's your fault or not
>>221060421lovely!
thinking of gock!
>>221060498Stop doing that.
>>221060506Gross. Remember when you were a straight boy? You had crushes on girls. What happened to you, man?
i have sour starburst, sour patch taffy, sour tic tacs, and freeze dried lemon heads
you look like this
>>221060527That's a nice home
>>221060523sour jolly rancher gummies >>>
>>221060519gays are born that waymost likely he is still straight and bangs femboys of the DL
>>221060527You look like this.
>>221060506zuper based
>>221060547>straight >bangs femboysI refuse to entertain this rhetoric
its only gay if you want to buy a little cabin in the mountains together
>>221060535Your butthole >>>
I'm a straight femboy who jerks off to other femboys and biological women
>>221060441Ive only posted it twiceCum doesn't like giving (you)s Ic is not a place i like posting in/Csg/ posters just have mexicans blockedI don't know why this upsets you
how can gock be gay when it's a GIRL's cockyou libshits make no sense
Sam Hyde isn't funny
yeah i was an intern at the jpl, the joint puffing lab
>>221060476So be a nihilistic limp wristed faggot with no principles so you can fit in, got it
>>221060580Well he's funnier than anything on SNL
It's not gay if you have some Lynyrd Skynyrd playing in the backgroundhttps://youtu.be/EGpSVDpF4j8
>>221060580he was until jay dyer started writing for him
>>221060580he's not funny 99% of the time but his 1% moments are pretty goodalso his old stuff is good
Would you rather fuck a 10/10 tranny with a cock or a 0/10 fat woman
>>221060580the kirkification thing was negative funny
Smoking that marijuana, playing some video games that's what's up
too tired to falneed an automaturbator
>>221060580a dude i don't like would talk about him so i never really checked him out entirely. from what i've seen its some "hello fellow kids" type of boomer
>>221060548bruh
>>221060580the table flip and christian grifting exposed him as a huge faggot
Gonna lift weights and then kill myself. And by ‘kill myself’ I mean smoke weed and play xbox and live forever.
in canada they call it petit theft
>>221060602Straights can't answer this
>>221060610>>221060626this is also me btw
>>221060602obviously the tranny, if you choose the fatty you are genuinely gay
>>221060602can I jerk off to them fucking instead?
>>221060643But cock is gay
> Would you rather fuck a 10/10 tranny with a cock or a 0/10 fat womantrick question10/10 trannies only exist in drawings
>>221060449Do you have a lithium or one of the stock lead acid deals
>gay>small dick>retardedselect two
I fuck MEN.
>>221060649Answer the question pussy
>>221060647choosing to fuck an ugly chick over a hot chick is literally closeted gay behavior
is the owala bottles mold thing a meme or should I actually be worried? mine doesnt taste bad or anything but I have never washed it
Gracie Abrams is so beautiful
>>221060421Saved this and I will be reposting it and claiming I made it
Why must porn addicts constantly talk about the porn they consume? Does finding solidarity with fellow degenerates make them feel less like fags who gooned themselves retarded?
Olivia is literally perfect
turn that frown upside downthen that mouth popon top of my cock
>>221060669wash your fucking dishes jesus christ this is why you cant get a man
>>221060673I automatically assume they’re all trans or reppers. They’re crawling all over this joint!
>>221060668I'm sorry but you are gay
>>22106067399% of the coomer topics in /cum/ are about faggot shit
Do you have any tattoos? I don't. Don't plan on any either. Nothing against people that do, it's just not for me
how do I goon myself into retardation too?
>>221060673Holy fuck i wonder about this every day i come to this shithole. Why do they get fixated on some random ho and insist on posting her literally everywhere. Arent the porn boards enough
>>221060684I love her!
I love 4chanI loooove /int/I loooooooooooooooooove /cum/
>>221060673I agree, it's so annoying. Let's get some blogposts going in here.
Shall I buy the first Danganronpa on Switch for 2 US Dollars?
>>221060663no, YOU answer this: if your best friend who was kinda zesty showed up at your door in CD and said he knew you were feeling down because you can’t get a gf so he wants to be your gf for the night would it be gayer to fuck him or to turn your bro away and make him cry?
>>221060701I always wanted a triforce tattoo but I feel like it just screams overgrown manchild
>>221060711Threesome with Olivia and Sabrina
>>221060698>>221060703/cum/ belongs to the gooner gigahon manmoders now. We’re outnumbered.
>>221060729>gooner gigahon manmodersCan someone translate this to english for me?
>>221060672you can do betterI would start by painting the background if I did it againI sort of know how to add shadows now too
>>221060720Sure why not?
>>221060722No that's gay as fuck
Most of jannies are actual trannies so why do you guys act surprised when you see them here?
Faggots are unparalleled in their ability to ruin any place online
>>221060740Osea maricones de esos que se ponen chichis de plastico y tienen piercings en la verga pa que se entienda pues
futa cock
>>221060762Esto
Musky cock is the best kind
i want to kiss cock
cock gock futacockall you ever talk about here is cock variants
I can't wait for football to be back
I got ignored by girls for so long that I became the girl. I’m the girl in the porn! She is literally me!
See? Just straight up faggot aids cancer
>futa cock
Redpilled my family about the difference between Rabbi juice and Goyslop today. They took the advice to heart and now know to look for it around Easter.
Cock is such a lewd word
>>221060792patty mahomes bussy is about to be split open en route to a 9-8 record
Thread theme https://youtu.be/1s0-tbR-nzs
where's zoomzoom to clean this thread up
I've never dipped pizza in ranch or any other kind of dip. Doesn't seem like a dipping type of food to me.
I’m Barack Obama and I’m gay
>>221060809throw some sriracha on your next 'zathank me later
>>221060806He has to clean his floor
What happens in Iowa
>>221060809Always seemed very negroid to me
>>221060820Obama IS kind of zesty
does anybody have that video of the dude fucking the woman and then when he pulls out his dick he starts saying, "dog shit dog shit, dog on the side of the corner taking a shit" and then the woman starts cumming uncontrollably
>>221060826Hogs
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
Achievable natty?
>>221060830Nobody has that shit bro
>>221060820>t. Ryan Schutt
i'm actually trans and all this gock and futa posting weirds me out
>>221060820
>>221060804Chiefs season this year is already a bust. No way he's back in time for it make a difference. Doesn't matter anyway. This is the year of Buffalo. Sabres in the cup Bills win the bowl.
>>221060839What's with the big gap between Indiana and Iowa?
>>221060769im reporting you to the fbi for grand theft anura
>>221060580haters gonna h8
>>221060809Ranch is for blackyboos
>>221060869they ate all the hogs in chicago
DO THE RUMP SHAKER!
>>221060869There are so many hogs in that region that it collapsed under it's own mass and formed a black hole
>>221060365Are you CupidEnigma?
>>221060809I like blue cheese for both my pizza and wings
Oh God is that a sore throat I feel coming on
>>221060903when you go to the dentist they can see the bruises from all the cock you've been sucking
>>221060334Poo seal
Throatpussy
imagine getting throat punched so hard by a cock that you start bruising there
>>221060701Nah but I've recently been contemplating torso and upper arm tats as I give up my dreams of being a weeb in japan and am in a corpo job where I can't really wear what I want. I was gonna wait until my boomer parents pass on so I wouldn't have to hear them bitch about it but idgaf anymore
I wouldn't call myself a footfag but there are good feet and bad feet and bad feet are more of a turn off than good feet are a turn on
>>221060917that spaniard always spams that throatpussy video
>>221060926wanna smell my stinky feet?
>>221060848yeah it looks like he does a shit fuck ton of pullups
>>221060926footfag moment
>>221060934I don't like that video not one bit
Not being able to appreciate the anatomy of a pair of cute feet is a sign of low IQ.
>>221060944same. it's icky
Obama was assfucking his private chef who fell in love with him and wanted to go public so Obama had him killed. They drowned that zesty nigga in like 2 feet of water and said it was a swimming accident. Big Mike does not approve of extra marital affairs. You do not cross Big Mike.
boomers still obsessed with obama
Bardock Mobamba
still havent got my got damn obama phone that i pay taxes for
All jizz no rizz
obama photographed at lollapalooza on date with fergie
Black Mamba
>>221060945i have that same exact pair of glasses
Obama? The antichrist.
Lolipalooza
Obama spotted making out with Will Smith at a Katy Perry concert
>Good Will Smithhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJxBkE9d-TA
>>221060945Those feet are gross
obama hamburger sussy balls
here’s your obama brohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=4RDrdUqRfdQ
>>221061041im in love...
you guys had a President named "Barack Hussein Obama"let that sink in.
Chinese Obama? Meet Chinese Trump.https://youtube.com/watch?v=b0A41PovAns
I would never be invited to any global elite groups regardless of how much money I had because I'm not gay and like big tits. I simply wouldn't fit in
Grim thread this evening, bad posters sticking around like smoke reluctant to quit a cheap ceiling.
>>221061070how bout i sink my cock into your maple syrup smelling boy pussy
>>221061085that's a bit forward
do they really smell like maple syrup
Tomorrow I will go for a walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHOKDA3vIiY
they made a Goosebumps movie and no one saw it
>>221060963>Obama was assfucking his private chef who fell in love with him and wanted to go public so Obama had him killedcrazy that that is true.also hilarious how obummer wrote in his book that in college he lusted after the white "art hoes" and none of them ever wanted to date him lmao
>>221061143talk about depeche mode lmao
>>221061143My mom loves these movies
>>221061154he also talked about how did cocaine and sucked a dick at least once. he believes sexuality is fluid and you just kinda float between cock, bussy, pussy, and then back again.
>>221061105Come find out :3
>>221061143I saw it, it was funny whenever Jack Black and Slappy were on screen.House With a Clock in its Walls was better though
>>221061170lol really? kinda hard to believe I don't remember hearing the sucked a dick part but he's clearly gay so it's not surprising
The noble Elves of the Last Homely House did battle against the vicious brood of the Spider Queen of Mirkwood. Unfortunately the Elves were overrun and slaughtered to a man.
>>221061197Based warhammer poster
One thing I love about blahpipo is how anytime a blahpipo does something bad in a high profile way, they come up with a bunch of schizo theories that it's fake o algo to absolve themselves. Like I've been looking at these "theories" they have about Cole Allen and they are claiming it's a fake mulatto mask lol
>>221061186I can't stand Jack Black anymore. He's in some of my fav movies like Tropic Thunder and Orange County but he turned into a total fagwad. I also hate movies with kids in them, can't stand kids trying to "act".
What is the meaning of life according to /cum/ anons?
>>221061205>warhammer>mirkwoodUh oh...
>>221061222love :)
>>221061205>>221061228He's not really wrong. It is Lord of the Rings but made by the same company that makes Warhammer.
>>221061222To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women
I think beer might actually be estrogenic because after 9 or 10 I can’t drive for shit and won’t shut my mouth
>>221061191He's a certified fag nigga.>In a private letter to his then-girlfriend Alex McNear, which resurfaced in 2023, a 21-year-old Obama wrote about his "androgynous mind". He noted, "In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present... You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination". He ultimately concluded that "physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency" of being a man.I'm sure he sucked off his chef in addition to fucking him.
Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now, take what's left and live it properly. What doesn't transmit light creates its own darkness.
>>221061222To spread joy
>>221060365Nice
ate too many garlic peanuts and now my tummy hurts
>>221061292Lame af
>>221061292I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
dumb peanut poster
Big Mike layin pipe with Bareback Barry
couldnt write a good post to save my life
>>221061292I will dedicate the rest of my life to tracking you down and killing you
>>221061292I love you
Tornado Soprano
Do you think it's a coincidence they installed gay men as the rulers of Canada and America? I think it's a humiliation ritual.
need to be sucked like one of corrados peppers
>>221061356I don't rule shit! Why wasn't I included?
just chunginated anudda pooing out of the arschebergstein-unter-Rheindid i notverily
>>221061370because someone needs to service the various holes in the wall at 7/11
ts literally sounds like classic sonic the hedgehog soundtrack am i the only one who hears it?
Now that the trees have grown back I might be able to smelt metal outside on the porch without the neighbors ratting on me
>>221061396that's a globe or throttle valvethey still makem like they used to
>>221061143starring jack blackbaum based on the stories of r.l. steinberg
>>221061401For what reason are you smelting metal
I’m gonna buy a Switch 2 with my first paycheck. I am an adult now! Weeeeeeeee!
>>221061401based. there's a guy on /k/ who makes his own handload cartridges with hot lead and a butane camp stove balanced on a TV tray in his living room
>>221061427I wish I had the money to buy a switch 2 and that new pedo game
Futranny is gross, it ruins everything, i hate how futrannies are just shoved into any patrician fetish art like body melt and unbirth just to ruin it for the fuck of it
>>221061440>and that new pedo game
its so over
just read a slew of absolutely fucking abhorrent posts
42
>>221061465where?
>>221061396Sega based their 90s Sonic music on Depeche Mode and Michael Jackson.
Why are bad doctors called quacks
>>221061466Haha narwhal bacon!
>>221061426selling metals in pretty shapes makes them more profitablealso >>221061430 seems like a good idea too
>>221061469I'm badI'm bad!
>>221061466Jackie Robinson
>>221061468
>>221061246>and to hear the lamentation of their womencause they finna be raped?
>>221061386:'O ᗡ------
>>221061472Is it a good strategy to go to my university's library just when it's opening and scout until a girl who is interested in me shows up everyone already fucking knows me and say I'm really cute and pretty can this plan fail thank you
I stopped reading the Hitchhiker's novels after The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe because I thought it had a satisfying ending
>>221061472> "Quack" is a derogatory term for a fraudulent or ignorant medical practitioner, derived from the 17th-century Dutch word quacksalver, meaning someone who boasts about and sells false cures. These individuals often push unproven, questionable, or dangerous treatments, typically driven by greed rather than patient healthThanks chatjeetpt
>>221061485lumsbra
>>221061222To like comment subscribe and hit that bell
>>221061489There's a footfag moment in one of the books
What about Bitchhikers Guide to the Gaylaxy and it's about an intergalactic twink who fucks black holes
I used to browse /cum/ because it was an alternative to reddit but holy fucking damn this thread is sucking so much fucking dick everyone here is such a normalfag everyone has a girlfriend and does the most normalfag shit ever like use twatter and narcisstagram and listen to spanish music and play soccer like do something more intelectually stimulating FUCK YOU!!!
>>22106148942
>>221061513leonardo
>>221061513meds
>>221061513Calm down
>>221061513Uhhh sorry for having a job bro. I guess we’re not all cut out for the khhv neet life!
for me, it's saya song.
>>221061513MOVE IM GAY
>>221061512>and it's about an intergalactic twink who fucks black holesthem some ZESTY ahh bucks!
Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are LITERALLY the same person
>>221061532>>221061536Jason is gone. It's time to move on. Like tears in the rain...
leonardo is spamming again
>>221061532>>221061536Is that the famous Jason? He looks short.
>Michael Jackson's chimp is still aliveGuess I have a new bucket list thing to do
Unpopular opinion: let drug addicts die in the streets, then crush them into a paste and use it to lubricate train parts.
https://youtu.be/H2OWC5Hosv8?si=QMK_wDsVSFoxK0WYhttps://youtu.be/mKL0BtScEd8?si=njGpzisoMSmevnSb
Bomboclaat!
>>221061560Remove the tracking string from your YouTube links. In Firefox you can automatically do it with the "copy clean link" function, or you can just delete all the characters from the question mark onwards
>>221061517with nordic germanic women
I'm a big fan of Serrano peppers
Frankly tired of the Amish and their attitude. They need to get with the fuckin program.
business idea: make good video games
would you?
resisting the urge to order goyslop
order goysloop
I cleared the wrong side of my desk dammit
>>221061600yes
>>221061600Hell yeah
>>221061600Sure, but her hair looks stupid like that
>>221061616how did they do that?
Will you guys buy the steam machine?
samefag
>>221061513>Le you don't cater to me And who are you faggot?!
>>221061537Incorrect. Kimmel has no personality while Fallon is an alcoholic
how about a Cream Machine and it's just Brittany's ass on your face
>>221061634like this
>>221061600Would let her do some exams if you catch my drift
>>221061661no one wants this honestly.
>>221061650unironically think she's sexydon't care who knows it either
>>221061661what are you talking about my man. I'm playing katawa shoujo right now
Felt a twinge in my urethra as I was peeing
we got the hammers we could hammer it all out with the hammers we have to hammer it outhammer time
>>221061677That was me
>>221061622Holy fuck
>>221061683would be wild if they both showed up with full suit jackets on but no pants and just sat down and started smashing their own dicks with hammers until they passed out
I want to play the game where you roll things into a ballKawasaki Dynasty or whatever
>>221061686Ant Man?
>>221061708I’m on the Magic School Bus
>mombergstein complains I don't follow xyz>remind her that she's the exact same
>>221061668stunning and brave
what about The Magic Fool Bus and it's just a bus full of retards that parks at Walmart and they scream and fight until the police show up
>>221061732have you watched shortbus?
>>221061668Jeremy Hambley of The Quartering...
what about The Magic Grool Bus and it's just a bus full of whores with grool dripping from their vaginas
>>221061686>>221061708Haha, it's just like that scene in The Boys
>>221061743NO.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfrQ8ZutmLE&list=RDbfrQ8ZutmLE
>>221061748Ew bro, stop watching so much porn
magic drool bus. bunch of retards drooling on a bus. Im already going to hell anyways
Anon I have your lawyer https://youtube.com/shorts/CQ4km11L8So
What about the Magic Yule Bus and they travel around spreading joy and Christmas cheer
>>221061758>>221061748both need to watch shortbus
>>221061757Does Homelander get sounded in the new season?
magic tool bus with tim allen
>>221061777I'm way behind, I haven't seen season 4 yet, let alone 5
>>221061776>shortbusBit too gau and Canadian for my taste, Asian girl was hot THOUGH
>>221061758I wouldntve guessed she was mixed race, she just looks Italian to me
stopped giving a fuck about The Boys after season 3 when they decided to stop being ironic and just started being gay and woke like i always knew they would.
is the new alone any good? they should drop the contestants on the sentinel island
>>221061784I don't watch it at all, I haven't even seen the new season of Invincible yet
>>221061801big mike sucked the soul out of obongo
>>221061801>picWTF that vein on his head really does look like sperm lmao>>221061808>is the new alone any goodI stopped watching after the humiliation ritual that was Alone Australia. I've never had so much secondhand embarassment for a country in my life.
>>221061808>is the new "fatten yourself up before the show and see who starves the slowest" any good
>>221061798yeah she's some kind of mystery meat.wouldn't mind solving that mystery iykwim.(with my penis, sexually)
I never started the boys. My capeshit fatigue was too strong. And now I’m definitely not gonna start, since most people seem to think it got crappy after a few seasons. I like movies way more than series anyway.
>>221061831Bobs look strange from this angle
>>221061831Her face is very unattractive
>>221061847they would look better pressed against my face, I admit.
I haven't found love because I haven't been in a subaru crosstrek
>>221061831She’s weird looking and super hot at the same time.
>>221061870yeah she's got a weird hotness, that's why I like her. she has a good sense of humour too.
>>221061870>>221061885I'm sorry but she is straight up hideous
>>221061798well here's the thing about italians
>>221061896This is advanced autism
Literally where and how do you guys hit on girls
>>221061891No woman is ever hot enough for the extremely discerning standards of the 4channel /cum/poster.
>>221061905in subaru crosstreks
>>221061904I matched with this cute blonde blue eyed girl who said she was italian american and I said I thought you were german american and she unmatched me
NEU!>>221061914>>221061914>>221061914
>>221061906the virgin incel /cum/poster is rather fickle.
Portuguese really do look like lightskinned Indians
