the scream edition
Sink tiny island sink beneath the waves of brown.
hi
>>221063254heyhow's life in the U.K.?
Todays eats >breakfastNothing>lunchNothing>dinner NothingDidn’t realise until posting this
>>221063260it's ok
>>221063278It's only 8 in the morning you mong
>>221063236>Edvard Munch made great numbers of self-portrait paintings, prints, and drawings or watercolours throughout his life, many showing him being badly treated by life, and especially by womenhe's just like me
i dont bother with women because im a little worm
>>221063335im a little teapot
currently listening to King Crimson - In The Court Of The Crimson King
>>221063325a hint of tim about this photo of him
>>221063360
>>221063232literally no one cares you neurotic little queer
I do judge ppls shopping trolleys, but it's like they're fat and buying $100 worth of ice cream, chips, soda, candy, when the fruit and veggie section is right there. And I'm usually buying healthy food stuck in back of some huge lard wagon Mexican family paying with EBT for junk.
>>221063403i care
>>221063403ill admit I care a bit
>>221063432>>221063446go bum each other then caring queers
/britfeel/
>>221063480no need to be nasty is therenot on a tuesday morning
nasty chewzday morning wank init
>>221063534yeah
>>221063534
get yourself on speed immediately you become so productive it’s like a superpower
raining highs of 15 degrees
>>221063569@grok turn her around, lift the robe and have her spread her asshole
>>221063573drugs are evil!
>>221063573where do I get that
>>221063596Cronem
>>221063176actually thinking of going back to the vape because these nicotene pouches are doing me in
>>221063596interwebs
If you're white your girlfriends single to black men sorry
Off to toil so that I can generate money for the government to give to Alf and June for their upcoming viking cruise
>>221063573cant do speed anymore because it makes me wank for hours on end
say something witty and british
>>221063676BBC is necessary for the UK's wellbeing
>>221063676poo nigger
>>221063659
>>221063676Farty trousers
Stick that up your dojo
feel like arse because ive been an alcoholic for my entire adult life and ive arsed up my body and my life
>>221063784I'm high on life, me
Given up on life me
>>221063784Is that normal pooing you’re doing?
doing a thick, fast, powerful poo
>>221063822no ive arsed things up so badly that ive actually arsed up my arse too and it bleeds all the time
>>221063659Okay Pajeet Patel
>>221063784
Used to have it all. The Buddha is right, attachment is suffering but also non attachment is still suffering and what a cruel world where we have to deny our most basic of human functions, to desire and be desired. It’s a coma and we all might as well die
ion trust no fat bitch they suppose to have gravitas not gravity baka
>>221063851Mate calm down, all this just because you missed dinner?
good morning lads. the day is ours to capture once again
I'll be your whatever you wantThe bong in this reggae song
arsehole is in fucking tatters. on toilet sobbing
>>221063915Prove it
i fucking hate bbq sauce so much
>>221063915That sentence started with so much potential and went blooey fast
felt depressed then I saw this post >>221063888 and realised no i'm gay actually
>>221063966glad i could help x
i need to prepare my arse
Spirit is disappearing becoming a hollow husk of myself. Been depressed all my life but never like this, never wearing the mask and making everyone think I’m good. This is it
>>221063931Cody status? REVOKED
>>221064051cheer up
makes u think
>>221064038https://youtu.be/Y3_j_FsDHIwget it watched
>>221064038for what?
When Patrick noticed a rash on his penis while showering, he thought it was down to his new bodywash. But it was cancer. And it's on the rise because of THIS intimate act
>>221064076another day of being fucked by toilberg
>>221063335You mean as myself or as a worm?
>>221064101Alri karl
must be getting old because i love waking up before 8am these days
>>221064080Sex with a Gregg's pasty boiled my bellend
Vaguely remember an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when the family gets back early from vacation and finds the butler jerking off in the living room
>>221064099ah phew haha that's what i was hoping for yeah haha x
>>221064101esl moment
>>221064111Roarke
>>221064135Why did this man (me) put 114 Wotsis up his (my) arse?
Sup wormie
Elon Musk is a genius. And like all geniuses, he's also completely stupid.
would you love me if I was a little worm
3rd time having a gay sex dream involving my brother since taking melatonin to aid sleep at least this time we were of age
>>221064188The average person cannot comprehend IQ that high. Musk is like 160 IQ.
>>221064246Maybe idk
>>221064252And a complete and utter moron. I think having a high IQ and being stupid are a package deal. You can't have one without the other.
>>221064252Musk never invented or did anything in his life he just bought and took credit for other peoples' ideas with his money from his father's diamond mineHe's an investor and a capitalist not a geniusAnd his understanding of the world is completely twitter midwit tier
just did a large shart in me trousers lads
Keep having very horny dreams since quitting the booze
rad cen needs a name to join rorke and leftypol. he's done more in recent years to shape politics
>>221063584Good post
>>221064332Rory
here we all are then, the lads
>>221064281Oh ok. Totally. People always whinge about Elon while not knowing any other billionaires or what their activism entails. >>221064309Wrong.
>>221064377>billionaires>activismlmao
… breakfast today wearing my excellent glasses watching F1 channel on sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221064309Out of curiosity, how do you think the other billionaires made their fortune?
>>221064392solid scran ngl
kino sortedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShtLIwKvcU
>>221064356
Just got the jizz out, now a shower
>>221064388Your posts make no sense HinduGreek
I cannae deal man
>>221064402Most of them like that T B H but the public has confused the usual parasitic billionaire with the image of the intelligent and philanthropic tech founder and now thinks all billionaires are self made tech founders when in reality it's like four or five at most (gates bezos page brin)
Might move to Australia
>>221064472Exactly, hindugreek, so you take note of my every word savage
What's it like dating a girl with bpd then?
>>221064488Confuscious say man with diaper on head is real shithead
the 9/10 supervisor looked noticeably upset this morning, might get away with a hug
>>221064521Haha, nice one, now what did that other germanic philosopher from the same time period say? Didn't he say something funny?
>>221064494Great sex, everything else is a nightmarish rollercoaster after the first few months
>>221064528Nietzsche say..... WHY ARE THERE PAJEETS IN EUROPE? WTF HAPPENED?
managerberg putting in a meeting for the minute i start work again. he's a dickhead
>>221064546Ah yes, Nietsche, same time period as Confucius
>>221064559Tell him he's a lackey for the bosses, that western capitalism is on its way out, that he's contributing to social cannibalism and that all the money in the world won't be able to buy his childhood back. Tell us how it went.
>>221064584not going to say any of that ngl
>>221064596One thing you can't say...is that you were never told
I make my own AI slop to wank to. Here's an example:https://files.catbox.moe/85j3mc.mp4
started watching the wire last night but got drunk and cant remember 1 minute of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpMqNkRu1CAyea.. yea
>>221064567Did you read all the philosophers big guy? What job that get you?
Oh come on for fuck's sake, it's not like we can't have fun if we aren't being racist!Come on, crack the poo screams out and bring back bollocksposting!
might defect to the soviet union
>>221064667A blowjob by your mum, H'oh!
get a bloody job they saywell I go for interviews at fucking maccies and they dont even give it mewant me to work? give me the job, simple.
>>221064685My mum hates jeets too lol
Might sneak into the palace
English accents are mostly non-rhotic, but there's one R they use that we Americans don't: the R they put between a word that ends in a vowel and a word that begins with a vowel.
>>221064710amazing comeback, king of zingers...and by zingers I mean the kfc burger
saving my zingers for the new that will go live at 14
>>221064725You'd know the KFC menu since that's where you work Hampreet.
the accommodation for the uni I’m going to be going to is SOOO expensive £240 PER WEEK
Fuck up, all of you. Just shut up
going to the local Nigerian for some jollof rice
>going to uni in 2026didn't you hear AI took all the jobs unc?
>>221064796like to see a robot snort packet and chat up 16 year olds
>>221064796you don’t know what I’m going there for
>>221064533Ok Swedebro let's get a greentext then
im 28 with a gf who turns 43 this weekend, sometimes wonder if my family judges me
ate 3 protein bars i feel absolute awful stomach is killing me feel like I’ve been stabbed
>>221064770Hey congrats on furthering your education anon.
>>221064800'>>221064802it's all taken over by AI lad, no point in doing anything, go on ask AI how to solve algebraeic equations or balance a chemistry equiation, it's literally over
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuckI'm a sick fuck, I like my dick suck
>>221064849probably less than if you had no gf
>>221064849Hagmaxxing chad. There's something so alluring to me about older women. If I didn't want kids I would absolutely be trying to get on your level. The best I've done was a 33-year old Japanese QT.
>>221064856thanks bro>>221064864everyone goes to uni it’s the done thing :) im excited
Didn't poo all yesterday and then one sip of coffee today cause the largest, smelliest and most importantly runniest poo I've done in monthsI cannot stress how incredibly horrid it was
>>221064890Yh?
erm.. hi
>>221064874used to hug my mums friends when i was like 10 and she had massive tits pretty sure thats what broke my brain, knobberg cries out for older women
Spurs going down? Y/N
Put a picture of my fat belly as my wallpaper to motivate me to lose weight, but I get so turned on by fat bellies that I instinctively start wanking when I unlock my phone
I'm too old to appreciate a milf now, should have got with one in my early 20s but now unless id be willing to shag a wrinkly 50-something (I'm not) it just won't hit the same
>>221064849a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
>>221064935maybe
personally my lockscreen is Rinoa Heartily but you do you buddy
I'm 20 and women my age are getting on my nerves should I start hagmaxxing?
>>221064938im 30 but mentally 21 so shagging a 35 year old is essentially milf tier
im 29
>>221064935Not gonna happenThey'll just avoid relegation in a really underwhelming way and West Ham will go downUnfortunately cause I'd love to see Spurs go down
>>221064881only reason to go to uni in 2026 is to do a female dominated degree like drama or nursing so you can shag the entire class haha
arseaese
>>221064947Mine is Jawas
>>221064952Post bum
>>221064976arsenal will bottle it and spurs will go down screencap this
>>221064987um no
>>221064995ok tease
>>221064981I reckon nurse type women would be more inclined to shag doctor men, even at the university stage.
Must be weird to be a woman and the only way to get off is by sticking things in you
gay arse fucking
he's teasing again what a tease!
>>221064994Arsenal will bottle it that's a givenSpurs aren't going down
What do you want to be your funeral song? I’m looking for inspiration
>>221064994You shut your mouth!
THEY would never let spurs go down
ill spur ur arse n all
kicking the ball again are they? YOU think YOU'LL win again do you?
>>221064935if they stay up it won't be due to the 'fans' where's the protests
>>221065040i approve this message
people with big 6 clubs near their place of birth have no idea how lucky they are. imagine being able to latch onto something and not get called a plastic
>>221065032your funeral song hasn't even been recorded yet
>>221065052
>>221065075Like seeing you get lost in the old thread like an npc walking into the wall over and over again lol
>>221065068Fans don't make a football club successful. Having enough money and buying the right players does look at city and pre-blueco chelsea.
>>221065032The band 'Hammock' have some pretty good, ethereal songs that often put me in a mental state to think about death, moving on, leaving earth behind etc. I dunno that I would inflict a specific song upon my funeral attendees but you may be interested in this band, Hammock.
rorke kicking it up the other end and putting one right in their goal hole
niggas named hammock
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*
Eating my yogurt and granola breakky with a cup of vanilla coffee x
my local football team has won the FA Cup and experienced Premier League football. so basically we're massive
>>221065141gagging for it
nigga name is keir
leftypol using terms like "false 9" and "offside trap" in an attempt to fit in at the beer garden
>>221065110Used to listen to them as a teen
>>221065158me getting my head kicked in for mentioning xG
>>221065158ktwm, I'd say things like "united have never been the same since fergie left" and other such obvious facts
Growing up in Nottingham everyone at school called me a fake arsenal fan even though my fucking mum and dad are both born and raised in London. they wouldn’t let me support forest
>>221065148fr cody, fr
>vanilla coffee
>>221064841No
>>221065191yes mate I'm not a fan of this 4-4-2 I think they'd be better off with 3 up front and 2 wingbacks
>>221065193Bizarre.
still a while yet until the ol' World Cupjune 11th is the first game
back in my day, kick offs used 2 men. Now it's woke am i right fellow lads?
missed out on this deal
>>221065193yeah yeah fake fan. you should support your local.
>>221065158>>221065191>>221065219Used to do this then I realised they could smell a faker like me from a mile off somstopped bothering Just makes it look like you're taking the piss
and what of the biomass hordes, sire?
>>221065253wear a 3XL is it Ziedy?
>>221065270undulating and pulsating in various rhythms and formations
cannot watch football on my own sober
>>221065309i only watch it with /sp/ on the other screen
football more like SNOREball because it's fucking BORING. am i right lads?
When will you lot stop using 4 national teams. Bring back the home championship for that and also invite us.
something just fell out of my arse
>>221065253You and black joggers baka
Eurovision in a couple weeks
I will be boycotting the World Cup as this MF doesn’t know how to take a fkn penalty
>>221065284im not ziedy>>221065340and nun under it x
>>221065388You don't want to keep Zahari waiting when he's ready.
hitler was the second coming of christ
>>221065365Omds
Tom Wilkinson, good actor that bloke was
>>221065403weird post
>>221065158What's false 9?
>>221065423Oh REALLY?
>>221065330destroyed those bread and circuses retards
What supplements do you lads take?
I've wanked so much that one of my arms is indeed bigger than the other slightly
>>221065432Not an old man so none
>>221065422not as good an actor as your dad to pretend he wasn't gay all his life
>>221065432vitamin D
>>221065432milk thistlevitamin b magnesium iron zinc
just end western civilisation already
>>221065426I genuinely have no idea.
>>221065426Afalse 9, similar to a more advanced attacking midfielder or playmaker, is an unconventional lone striker or centre-forward, who drops deep into midfield. A false 9 creates a problem for opposingcentre-backswho can either follow the false 9, leaving space behind them for onrushing opponents to exploit, or giving the false 9 time and space to dribble or pick out a pass. The term comes from the traditional number for centre-forwards (nine), and the fact that a centre-forward traditionally stayed near the line ofdefendersuntil they had an opportunity to move past them toward the goal.[49]Key attributes for a false 9 are similar to those of a deep-lying striker: dribbling ability to take advantage of space between the lines, good short passing ability to link up with the midfield and vision to play through teammates making runs from deep to goal.
>>221065435One of arms is weaker. And the weaker one has a idk weaker pulse or something. Not sure how to describe it.
>>221065444Destroyed that pseudo-artsy poofter with TRIPS and BANTER
do you absorb as much info from listening to books instead of reading them
>>221065432Vitamin D and Zinc
>>221065459not real
heart rate currently averaging around 55bpm
>>221065478No
>>221065426thats what katy calls timmy’s swc when he tells her its a 9 on snapchat
>>221065478Not me. I'll often reread a paragraph or snippet from a book several times if I feel strongly about what the author has written. Never do that with audiobooks.
got the ol' frasier on
>>221065444i've been done so badly that I'm gonna close the thread and come back in a week
i'm drunk as fuaarrkkk right now lads and i want you to know i love you all. except cloggy and zeidy, i'll fucking rape and kill them both if i ever catch them
I'm 34
>>221065465Yeah mate, if I wanted the wikipedia answer I'd google it wouldn't I? I come here to TALK to Barzini, not google stuff. Additionally, I don't know much about football anyway, not that it's nuclear physics. I can probably run faster and control better than most lads who watch it.
>>221065432Psyllium huskB12
>>221065531i'm 33
>>221065459
>>221064770You've been absolutely doneMine is £189 a week with bills included
Tonight's kino
rorke getting kicked out of a dinery for asking for sex after the waitress said he can have anything he wants
>>221065536I will personally arrange a flight to Greece and slit your fucking throat if you EVER speak like that to me again you piece of disgusting trash. This is a legitimate threat on your life.
>>221065531Im 24
my mortgage is £427 a month
>>221065558HOLLERING
>>221065550Yeah looks legit bro…
>>221065558SCREM
>>221065567what sort of shitbox do you live in
had a dream last night about a girl i had a thing with who could have been the love of my life. i woke up alone while she is married now with kids to another guy. i'm gonna die alone with no childrenthanks for reading my blogpost
>>221065562Don't break your bread trying to apply butter lil bro.
>>221065567how? mine's £1500
>>221065585>i woke up alone while she is married now with kids to another guyLOL
>>221065580GO HOME TO YOUR SHITBOX
>Don't break your bread trying to apply butter lil bro.
>>221065585Commit suicide by hanging on the 3rd of may
>>221065557
>>221065547>>221065563Showoffs.
Drank a bottle of wine, don’t feel drunk. This is terrible and a scam. Wish vodka was dirt cheap like in Russia
>>221065619What's a good date in August-September?
>>221065574Yeah it's fake. From a 6 year old thread of shitjeets posting underaged white girls shopped with blacked logos
>>221065622Sorry
>>221065621Who is that? A pornstar?
>>221065619shut the fuck up you filthy maori dog! i'll rape your mum, slash her throat and then piss down her gullet and then proceed to rape her dead body
>>221065621that's a train
>>221065639Early dinner by the sea somewhere not too crowded, a drink and a movie
>>221065622i'm 34 in December doebeitsteinowitz, if that helps
will house prices ever drop?big brain takes only
>>221065673Only if you're worse of than me
>>221065680prefer not to say
>>221065680kill indian children
>>221065680dunno
I'm 18 boys <3
>>221065680Maybe in the UK, in Australia the government is just about competent enough to keep them rising forever.
>>221065687this is me >>221065585your retort?
last day off toil today, back tomorrow. going to lie on the sofa all day
>>221065680no, landlords don’t play that childish supply and demand game
>>221065680don't care, got mine
>>221065712you've earned it slugger xstill another 2 days for me then I'm off friday sat. Two days is fine though I'll smash that.
>>221065706About the same, I last saw her in aught nine.
>>221065697I’m only one person, me.
>>221065680What you really should be concerned with is purchase power parity. How the price is related to incomes i.e. how long of a way does your income go. I think in the midterm, prices will not drop, especially in big cities in Europe. Traditionally in capitalism you'd have a war every so often which would serve as a period of capital destruction and rearrangement/reset of accumulation to overcome crises of overproduction.
>>221065739Who are you then
>>221065742>big brain takes onlyOof
dyk: there are over 100 rocky fillums
>>221065763For me it's Rocky 67
poo
>>221065766*audience groans*
NEW>>221065771>>221065771>>221065771
>>221065738fuck is "aught nine"?
>>221065776twenty aught and dickity nine
