McDougals editionprevious: >>221061914
>>221064130boy is built like a sofa
>>221064128>eating too much cock makes you a fagwho knew
>>221064130>>221064162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoO1q5KSi6w
>>221064112>how many McNuggets could you eat?sheeeeiitttt, that implies there's a limit
>>221064187
This video im watching has over two and a half hours left should I listen until the sun is up or should I hit the sack and finish the rest tomorrow
mcdougals has the worst chicken nuggies desu
/cum/ is senran kagura general
>>221064196So 412 is the limit
>>221064205AgreedThey don't even taste like chickenI prefer chick fil a
cock soup uma delicia
>>221064224Eroge niggas would rather die than draw nipples
>>221064177https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJI1hlA6uB4
>>221064196
>>221064275STOP MOCKING ME
Listening to CHADmon and GODfunkel
>>221064283the stroked
>>221064285Hello darkness my old friend
>>221064311For me it's April Come She Will
>listening to simonBERG and garfunkelSTEIN
For me ?https://youtu.be/9euYrjmW9Lc
How can the light that burned so brightly suddenly burn so pale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4N_AjtqvG4
Getting my late night toots out
just got sneakers o'toole to take off his sneakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJxpKlTID2Q
>>221064285He was a most peculiar manHe lived all alone within a houseWithin a room, within himselfA most peculiar manHe had no friends, he seldom spokeAnd no one in turn ever spoke to him'Cause he wasn't friendly and he didn't careAnd he wasn't like themOh, no, he was a most peculiar manHe died last SaturdayHe turned on the gas and he went to sleepWith the windows closed so he'd never wake upTo his silent world and his tiny roomAnd Mrs. Reardon says he has a brother somewhereWho should be notified soonAnd all the people said, "What a shame that he's deadBut wasn't he a most peculiar man?"
>>221064412Hummer Driver...
>>221064336Probably the best song ever made that's less than 2 minutes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q3NxJCzbxA0&
>>221064423He should’ve met Eleanor Rigby. They could have been a happy ending for each other.
labubu
Can someone scratch my back
*scratches Canadian guy's back*
>>221064639*socks it to you*
Imagine trying to get any work done with all those asses sticking out
>>221064914Hot damn
>>221064914>>221064914>t. Alan Turing
>>221064908Gen Z really did ruin everything...
>>221064991Wow
>>221065036probably going to be living off this during my road trip
>>221064991>>221065036
>>221065058Didn't need to see this
>>221064991>>221065036are these from a gamealso posted the wrong gif award
>>221065058wtf bro youre scaring off all the babes
Has this ever happened to you?
>>221065051Calyban?
Oh my God I just came again
>>221065178To gock again?
>>221065178It better be to Gerudo girls and not tranny stuff
>>221065099Lmaooo
>>221065233>>221065211No it was to hentai. A fat bald guy blackmailed a milf into fucking him.
>>221065350>A fat bald guy blackmailed a milf into fucking him.I appreciate that you seek realism and relatability in your porn tastes
>>221065350old fat bald man hentai is kinography
>>221065375Now I'm gonna eat some nachos with this cheese and finish my gaming. Life is epic
>>221065409why do you like it?
What should I eat today?
>>221065462surstromming
It's a great deal for $99
>>221065462
>>221065498That's a holiday food mang
>>221065462mm.. i hate to say it, but something kinda bad for you. like a comfort food. something fried, or covered in melted cheese. i haven't eaten in two days though, so. perhaps my cravings are influencing my thinking.
>>221065505The gaming industry needs to die so they stop releasing $100 unfinished games with $200 of DLC
catberg won't leave me alone
>>221065653Sounds horrible. (the food suggestion, not the fasting)I bought one of these, we call 'em flintstone steaks. Now that's good eating
A single controller for 100 dollariños.This greed got me FUCKED up!!!If it don’t come with a Chinese bihh sucking my rod it’s a BAD DEAL.
I love stroking off to pornos
>>221066179Don’t we all?Home made ‘amateur’ porn changed my life.Studio productions just don’t do it for me anymore!
Can't sleep
an apple a day keeps my penis at bay
Three days of the condor is one of my favorite films
sunrise innit
>>221066454Argh fuck
Just found out we live inside a dream
>>221066508Very based.
>>221066508corr great album
>>221066521Zesty
Exclusive property of anon from /cum/ on /int/
I watched Apocalypto without subtitles (I didn't know). So I just watched it all not knowing who anyone was but I was entertained nonetheless. And our heroes arrived at the end of the movie.
You think ICE will be chill during the WC or we’ll get stories of detained and deported, possibly shot dead in public football (“soccer”) fans?Will they still dress like tacticool Guerilla fighters?
>>221066874They have a strict shoot on site rule especially for German visitors. Sad.
>>221066874>we’ll get stories of detained and deported, possibly shot dead in public football (“soccer”) fans?this>Will they still dress like tacticool Guerilla fighters?yes
I’ll have to come to terms with reality and cope with the fact I never got to travel the US in my twenties and hook up with a slim and petite black queen.
>>221067062
>>221067062>Niggers, Europe:\>Niggers, America :O
>>221067122You can’t compare them !You have century old real American stockEurope has basically only FOB sub Saharan mudhut offspring
everyone knows dating apps are super insanely evil and want to make everyone's lives miserable, but the incels said it first and the loudest so nobody wants to be the first up the ladder.
We’re you a sad little boy snd now you’re a sad 4chan guy?
I'm not your goy toy
absotively posilutely need a boyish gf like this
>>221067355This is like when lesbians dress like Justin Bieber.
>>221067370she's a qtpa2t
>>221067091
Let's get retarded (Hah)Let's get retarded in hereLet's get retarded (Hah)Let's get retarded in hereLet's get retarded (Hah)Let's get retarded in hereLet's get retarded (Hah)Let's get retarded in here, yeah
I fucking hate cooking with onion and garlic. The smell is still in my fingertips after washing multiple times after I last cooked.
>>221067653wear gloves silly
>>221067663I bet you wear condoms too
why does novaonline talk and look like that
>>221067787autism and fatherlessness
>>221067703why would I need condoms in the kitchen
If I get a corpo job downtown, will I finally be happy? I could be one of those guys. The office guys with the dress shirt and the sunglasses, driving the BMW. Why not?
for /cum/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8UkDE8mJbk
will never understand people who desperately want to be a personality on 4chan
Have you ever shoved kimchi up your ass?
The vibe unquestionably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iiGqBfyLaw
>>221068662Did you know that kimchi is just pickled cabbage?
I wonder if you can ever come back from the darkest places
>>221068932that songs plays at my wagie retail job, never could make it out most of the lyrics but thought the voice sounded familiar
>>221069090Well I think it’s a great song, but you probably hate all the shit they forced into you.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP WAKING UP SO EARLY
I be of a wiener long corporate bastard and I am yet the same
>>221068943Yeah, it's delicious
hi
why do mexicans call their fat women tortas?
How did haiti end up so badly?
Might be an intersting choice of migration
>>221069694Bongior Giusè Tuttapost?
>>221069736Tired of serving paradise bro
>>221069808>Serving paradiseWhat did you mean by this
>>221069834Intresting question. Let’s just say doing the best i can for the maximum amount of people
Oh right, I am actually a human person. I’m a guy who could be standing there next to you in clothes, having a conversation about weather or furniture. You can see my face mounted on the front of my head making expressions to signify various notions. We’re both people and that’s fine.
>>221069884Oh ok, well that's good then
WAKE UP /cum/
>>2210649082010-2015 was anal
>>221064908Everything after 2002 was slop
>>221064991
>>221069508i hate those normie faggot memes. a torta is basically a fat sandwhich.
Have you ever heard a New Yorker pronounce Tarrytown?
>>221070038Never been, probably never will
>>221069970do people really lie in bed watching TV with all the bright lights on full blast and those disgusting white LEDs too? yikes.
>>221070074
>>221070055You're missing out, it's really funny
>>221064196>>221064237>>221064412>>221064639>>221066179We don’tt do that in GERMANYY
>Hugs not guns *bomb goes off*
>>221069666That country is unironically cursed by god
Oboe concertos in the morning go well with fresh-brewed coffee. Although I am forced to confess that the coffee I made this morning sucks
I was wondering why my bank balance was so low. Verizon was supposed to bill me tomorrow but the did it last week
>>221070356>even noticing 50 dollars Grim
>>221069666It's full of blapipo
NEET bucks have arrived
Ashkenazi Jews in Israel are turbo leftists and the brown Mizrahi are turbo racists. Really makes you think
It's a witch house kinda day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic12CVoBvwo&list=RDT73jG6o25w8&index=7
>>221070468i miss trudeau, he used to give me an extra $150carney is a miserly cunt
>>221064130Give that boy some more fries, fat children are so cute.
>>221070513I still get the same amount
It is so fucked how terrible all the boards are.
>>221070513>>221070536why are you on welfare, are you legit disabled or something?
>>221070558Yes I have autism
>>221070394>50 dollars
>>221070558im 40 and have been in therapy since i was 6mental illness runs in the family. i only leave my house for doctor appointments and funerals. i appreciate the taxpayer's support, thank u.
>>221070585that's not a disability it's a super power
>>221070388There are no white people in Israel, just 539s
>>221070558proud nova scotian
>>221070620>therapy since I was 6kek
>>221070613What are you even trying to imply fag. That’s the average Verizon phone bill
>>221070648Stop bullying us mentally ill people
>>221070620>Therapy
>>221070648i had night terrors. crazy thing is, i don't remember any of it.
>>221070664soon as you stop leeching.
>>221070649Maybe over in Schnitzel land
>>221070664Disagree, bully all mentally ill queers
What did "mentally ill" people do before the 20th century? They got the fuck on with it. You're not sick or unwell you're just a pussy who listened to Jews who's only goal is to sell you their pharmaceuticals
>>221070749telling them this sort of thing won't make any difference. they're indifferent to reality and see nothing wrong with mooching. on the scale of shit to be upset about they're somewhat lower than my tax dollars being sent to places like Haiti or Ukraine, if some loser is going to get the money I'd rather it be somewhere in Canada at least. that money will go back into the economy through UberEats and anime figurines.
>>221070704It is tho, what are you on about
>>221070704I pay $40/month
Started watching a YouTube video, and a libshit actually used GDP as a defense for mass migration in a way to imply that there are no valid criticisms against it
>>221070803>>221070842My phone is connected to my Internet and bundled, with a hotspot and shit so it's a little more than 40 fucking dollars okay?
>>221070140Shove it up your ass I don't want it
/cum/ has 2 moods: gock and polfagging
>>221070871uh oh
Tuesday feels like a Monday
>>221070749Madhouse is a 19th century term for a reason bucko
hello
>>221070959Don't call me bucko, sonny jim
Go back to work wagies stop shit posting on 4chan
Open up your heart and let the sunshine in
>>221070905Librards love to use total gdp, which immigration increases, but is only useful for governments and means fuck all to the average person. Meanwhile per capita gdp is what determines quality of life, so they pretend that doesn’t exist. In fact I think they wish per capita as a concept didn’t exist
Is this general GLP-1 friendly?
>>221071066https://youtu.be/6SPxgW0lSjA?si=S111zL8GXPGUBbUl
Fuck kinda likeness is that?
>therapy since I was 6I had no idea therapy was such steady work. Might be a therapist for the job security
woke up at 10 am award. fuck my retarded life
>>221071257If they were great artists they'd be in a museum
Say that 3 times fast
>>221070871It works if you import slaves
>>221071294Or a shitty therapist if this nigga is still a retarded fuckup 34 years later.
>>221071376germans niggas be like, Hi, I'm Hans Laienhausmiskerbaulichkeitskostproben
>>221064130Haven't seen this picture in a decade at least
https://youtu.be/XsFkW-qZ8ZI?si=q2tzF1rRSu7oMR07
Did something happen? Outer /int/ is talking about us again but as usual it's all butthurt no information.
drinking coffee
Shell smashed, juices flowingWings twitch, legs are goingDon't get sentimentalIt always ends up drivel
I should try chadfishing and then just show up as myself, infinite date glitchIncels are so stupid
It's so fucking cold it was just so hot a few days ago. Dumb schizo weather
>roll over in bed>hit my morning wood
Quit after one day on the job. Not working at a place that starts 2am that's bullshit
>>221072016Doesn't happen in my country
>>221072047You're either gonna go all the way to the top or end up a penniless bum. No in-between. I wish you the best
>>221072016I love sleeping on my stomach, but it crushes my morning wood, so I don't do it.Life is pain
>>221069666Bad geography, little central authority, debt, and no allies for a while. Also their president was a schizo
Is this true?
>>221072162get this disgusting shit out of here jfc
>>221072162i believe it
I hope whoever invented the leaf blower suffered a horribly painful death.
>>221072016i can help relieve your morning wood :)
If any glowie is reading this, I give you full permission to use your havana syndrome mind gun to turn my brain into swiss cheese.if you also want to dose me with LSD without my knowledge i give my consent to that as well, have fun
Day 6 nofap
>>221072262>Tomorrow:Day 1 no fap
>>22107225110-4 we will be in position shortly you will hear a ringing in your ears at approximately 11.28 you will experience visual and auditory distortions thank you for contributing to our research
>>221072251>Hey Rick watch this! Ummmm mind slave do the moonwalk then twirl and go "eeeeeheeee"
>>221072262hows it going so far?
>>221072294I'm gonna try to get to day 30
I'm doing the YesFap challenge so far I've completed one every day
>>221072382It's still difficult when I'm alone I have the urge to shoot ropes I just have to keep myself busy
>>221072398The prophecy foretold of the chosen one who would be successful at this task
>>221072421*hugs*it will get better. hang in there
They raided the Learing Center. It's over
>>221072522Whom did what does this refer to
Do it. Break your no fap challenge. Shoot that sticky load all over
>>221072603Go away Satan
>>221072603>Shoot that sticky load all overWasting seed is evil if you have to masturbate the responsible option is to store it in mason jars for your future wife
>>221072611It will feel so good though. Don't you want to feel good
with nofap you can direct the extra energy and time toward something more productive
It's 65° in the house
>>22107273383 here
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks
A Box of Rain will ease the pain and love will see you thru~
>>221072162This is mostly true but not completely true. For example, there really aren’t any German men who won’t have gay sex with immigrants. That’s fake news
im so ugly. its over
>>221072894me?highway 61 revisited
>>221067122>>Niggers, Europe>>Niggers, AmericaUnironically this. African immigrants to the U.S tend to come from elite demographics unlike the refugee sludge that goes to Europe.>>221067062What's stopping you now? Euros are always hot over here.
dadbergs lost his mind about processed foods to the point he wont even buy toothpast. hes doing some indian shit where you swish oil around in your mouth.
>>221073050>swish oil around in your mouth.
Rap rock was phat, dope and phresh, and I don't care what nobody says
>>221073050Baking soda is the old school thing. You can buy baking soda toothpaste, in fact.
>>221068515(You)s are the only thing that get me out of bed in the morning
>>221073050Does he know how to cook? Btw there are trustworthy toothpastes
I should become an amateur investigator really there's nothing stopping anyone from digging up people's contact info and just snooping around A lot of the people in the Epstein files contact info and addresses are public Just pretend to be a journalist doing a pr piece
>>221073050>hes doing some indian shit where you swish oil around in your mouthJust tell him to use peroxide or baking soda instead
>>221073088https://youtu.be/Ny6lX2ubVQo
Jesus loves me
>>221073050He's right though fluoride and the other stuff in tooth paste isn't good for you. But you can just get an alcohol based mouth wash
>>221073142indeed
>>221073142gay
>>221073108no he cant cook for shit. he just eats porkchops he burns on his grill. cooking anything more elaborate is processing btw its haram. i dont want him to find out about carcinogens in charred meat or hell start eating them raw. facebook is a terrorist organization
Should I get El Pollo loco for dinner. I haven't eaten there in a long time but I remember really enjoying their tasty spices and fresh ingredients
WELL SHEDONT MAKE NE NERVOUSSHE DONTTAWK TOO MUCHSHE WAKKA LAKKA BO DIDDEYAND SHE DUNNEED NAW CRUTCH
I'm in favor of abortion because it increases the risk of suicide among women by 6 times and because every 2 days, a woman dies in an abortion clinic
>>221073170I love El Pollo Loco I always ask them for those jalapeno hot sauce packets
*character select screen music playing
Jesus doesn't care that I'm brown i love you Jesus
>>221073189Becoming an abortion doc is one of the most crypto chuddy professions desu
>/cum/ has commercials now
lol not like you faggots would be doing anything productive anyway
>>221073050>indian hygiene adviceGrim
>>221071927They're just salty that the Federal Friendly Assassin failed
aaaaaaaaaaaa
Jeet means victory
>>221073365got to have been the most idiotic attempted assassination in history once a libtard always a libtardfaggot wasnt even shot
>>221073365>>221073402Why was he naked thoAnd he didn't even have a gun either
>>221073402It was a fed false flag idiot magaturd
https://youtu.be/3nRE1Yd64Rs?si=1ja6ssR8iTuh7hpo
Why do gay men always adopt boys?
>>221073441he had pistol and shotgun though >>221073443groyper
>>221073402I'm sure the cop that was shot was probably from another cop shooting too, the dudes entire plan was to just run really really fast lolI saw some videos of him and he genuinely seems kinda autistic or something
>>221073458they rape female toddlers too though
>>221073160Lol relying on pork because you don't want to eat processed food is foolish.
>>221073441Feds stripped him in case he had other weapons or a bomb on him
>Yeah but how does this affect you personally though?
>>221073467You can see him on the video when he runs through security he's butt nekkid and doesn't have shit on him. Unless that's faked.
>>221073441They took his clothes shirt after they arrested him, idk why everyone is acting like this is some big mystery when he was on video running like a sperg, clothed.
>>221073467>groyperWhy are you calling me a fish idk what tis means
>>221073458They don't. The one gay couple with kids I know has a son and a daughter
He was just taking a guided tour of the white house
>>221073472you gotta give him credit for that that nigga was TRUCKIN
>>221073538Real.
>>221073441Wasn't he just shirtless?
>>221073522Bugie
>>221073474They really don't thoughbeit, I hate fags but they pretty much only molest male children (like what happened to them as boys)
>>221073522Grim, those kids are screwed kids need a mom
>>221073565debunked >>221073522
>>221073568My mom's a bitch thougheverbeit kids will be fine without one
>>221073581Debunked
Fags shouldn't get to adopt kids that's fucking insane
Got a dermatologist appointment in an hour.
>>221073614Yeah but how does this affect you personally though
>>221073637Because I have to live in the society these fucked up kids will act out in
>>221073581children need that maternal affection. It is the most natural bond and it cannot be replicated by men
>>221073614>Single males can't adopt because that's not a good environment for kids and has a risk of sexual abuse>TWO sexually deviant males? Yep that's fine
>hmmm what to do on a tuesday afternoon....i know lets talk about FAGS
I think gays should have a right to exist with the same rights as anyone else and even have civil unions for tax/registration purposes but I think marriage and adoption are too far, let alone surrogacy.
>>221073614I'd rather that a kid grows up with two dads or moms than in a group home or juvie
>afternoonFag doesn't even know what time of day it is
>>221073669It's 9am nigga
>>221073665>>TWO sexually deviant males? Yep that's fineThis, anyone who has been on this site knows just how perverted, deviant, and vile fags are They absolutely should not be trusted with kids
>>221073669>afternoonNigga it's 9:25
>>221073679straight men have a much higher rate of child molestation thoughbeit.
>>221073614It's better than being raised by blackyboos
Poor people shouldn't be allowed to have kids at all
>>221073710You guys can't stop talking about cocks
>>221073710>higher rateLolno
>westoids ittyuck-o. cant you make a calihomo general or something?
>>221073710Fags procreate via molestation
>>221073710I don't think single men should adopt either
>>221073731I would also add the wealthy non-whites in there too
You hate gays but you are gay yourself
Use this for the new
>>221073772I'm a big gay for you
>>221073774FAS face
>>221073801She’s very pretty!
NEU!>>221073796>>221073796>>221073796
>>221073774Girls with this phenotype in the U.S are the biggets freaks in the country when it comes to White women
momberg's bringing chicken nintendos from biscuit world :)
>>221073568Gay dads are basically single moms
