GO LARGE editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4P2OJKXOM0
Just turned 18 i hope no one tries to take advantage of me *whistles*
>>221065792weird :/
>>221065798is he single?
I’d sniff Emma Watson’s pooey farts.
>>221065809looks like she could be grealish sister
>>221065771https://youtu.be/ivKVdPV6zXc?t=178
billy moore wont be out and about filming the most vulnerable and down trodden in society until the bruising disappears. cunt got a hiding.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zGRP1gqe4m4
>>221065771dont remember this being harry enfields finest moment
>>221065846Sir Kino Denier
>>221065826Looks like both men were bleeding. Eye gouging looks painful
>>221065826Don't know who that cunt is, but england has a tradition in boring boomer power phantasy tv hosts
time to wade through the sea of dogshit that is my spotify Discover Weekly
>>221065868elaborate on this preposterous claim, stelios
Mushroom omelette for brekky
>>221065900rancid little cunt
>>221065849yeah tbf hate films me
>>221065905?
>>221065923don't ask stupid questions
glod
love eggs but hate omelettes me.
Right don't think that was very nice or called for
Drinking beverages above 65°C is a Group 2A carcinogen. The mechanism is thermal injury to the esophageal lining, repeated over years, driving chronic inflammation and cell turnover.
>>221065868expand on this ludicrous assertion georgios
1. Fried2. Scrambled3. Poached4. Soft-boiled5. Hard-boiled6. Omelette7.8. AIDS9. Frittata
>>221065975*shhhhhhlllllurrrp*you were saying
Hunters & Collectors - Holy Grailget it played
>>221065993you're gonna get tea cancer lad
>>221066006chicken tea cancer
>>221065997ok but if i dont like it i wont be angry i will be very, very disappointed
>>221065975I wait until my coffee cools down to a comfortable but still warm level before I drink it.
raping my own arse
>>221066042Calm down, your Lordship!
never in my LIFE purchased an iced coffee. The only cold coffee I drink is the dregs that I occasionally forget are still in my mug. people have told me that ice coffee is nice but I'm not about that life
any Shagmasters in?
arse own my raping
>>221066069yep. just shagged (raped) my own arse
AND IF I ASKED YOUWOULD YOU STOP MEFROM FALLING
>>221066069yeah I raped my own arse just now
hes done his own arse in
>>221066055>t. Honourable Member for Brighton Pavilion
raping an arse (my own)
genuinely 80% of my toil is asking for some toil from person a and then giving the product of that toil to person b and getting praised for it
>>221066069..yh
>>221065975You have to drink tea while it is hot
>>221066119you and every other manager in every other rolemakes me sick so it does
>>221066125Enjoy esophagal cancer
>>221066119big man in the office huh? you make me SICK
>>221066119alri mohammed mohammad, used car 'salesman' from luton-upon-lea
in japan men have darker skin than women
>>221066119you should rape your own arse
No, eating a mushroom omelette is not weird; it is a very common, popular, and savory breakfast or brunch dish, often served in cafes. It is considered a quick, healthy, and protein-packed meal. The combination of earthy mushrooms and eggs provides a great source of protein, antioxidants, and vitamins
>>221066125I drink carcinogenic black Chinese tea, so hopefully I have twice the chance.
>>221066154Happens in Belgium too apparently
>>221066139>esophagalFOY
Tiamat - Visionare
>>221066154would really need to see multiple images of japanese women showing lots of skin to make my mind up on this matter
>>221066181?
>>221066192don't ask stupid questions, buster
Aesophaegaeal cancer
right well
didn't get enough sleep and now i'm sitting on the sofa wasting a day off struggling to not fall asleep
>>221066209?
um
not having a good day lads. :(
>>221066200this is not far off what my willy used to look like after a 2 day gooning session. Even with lube it ends up doing this weird thing where it swells up looking like an elephant seal for a few days afterwards. Then it returns to normal.
>>221066200looks like david baddiel
>>221066200is that your willy? x
Thrill thrill thrillKill kill killMake a sceneKnock off a deanYeah yeah yeahBump off a squareThat's what it's aboutHate is inLove is out
>>221066182prefer this one
>>221066222?
>>221066200
>>221065645Australians are comically evil backwards rednecks. Literal racist hateful monkeys. No class, no dignity, just evil knuckle dragging retards who should kill themselves on the 3rd of may
rorke wheel drive
>>221066200IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOTEL???
Did I ask though
got a bit of a cold. time for a berocca, get that piss all nice and luminous
>>221066033good yeah?
>>221066246YELPINGRUN WITH US
>>221066263gp
ermmm
>>221066297FANTASTIC POST!!!!but did you actually listen to it? it's Australian KINO
inclined to say that's probably not a tranny but you can never be sure
>>221065900>>221065959>>221065990this was a white cabbage omelette i had for sunday breakfast and also the dinner i had later
Younger brother in a mad rush downstairs to tell the 'rents about some boring bollocks he just saw a youtube video about, today it's about some island off the coast of Australia
>>221066320Ever shag him up the arse?
>>221066312everyone is a tranny until proven otherwise
>>221066246scr
>>221066311oh no i didnt like it i liked the tiamat one
>>221066313bosh
>>221066320new zealand
>>221066313nice plating lad you been watching the masterchef I can tell x
>>221066330No, that would be rather gay
>>221066313looks like a nice tin of batchelors peas but the mash looks like a microwave one from tesco and the sausages are giving off a walls or richmond vibe
Why did jimmy saville nonce all them people then
Mental that Shane Gillis is an actual BBC cuckold fetishist
>>221066320remeber when you had passion and excitement for things? what happened to that guy, where did he go?
>>221066222
>>221066354it's a surprisingly common fetish. Perhaps not with all the BBC stuff but cucking in general. It's certainly pervaded the public consciousness a lot more in recent years it seems.
the deerhe eat the chip
>>221066347He fit though?
>>221066353feeling of power over others made him do illegal stuff I guessfucking half a centruy of noncing and never being convicted while alive mad
>>221066341what? tiamet? bro speak English
>>221066358Still there, unlike midwits that parrot nonsense
>>221066381
>>221066351asda frozen mash, richmonds and bachelors
>>221066383Think of the stereotypical fat bald neckbeard, now imagine him even fatter, that's what he looks like
>>221066396wahey!
>remeber
>>221066397richmonds are abominably bad
>>221066396sissy little normdrones
>>221066396poor fella
>>221066343this post deserves more recognition
>>221066400Should've bullied him more
yhe binghole
ive been touched by the angels
>>221066396Not one of them checked on the girl who got the brunt of the broken glass
I didn't ask though
>>221066416i know dont know why i got them, might throw the last few away
ive been touched by the priests
drink drank drunk
>>221066467dronk
got a packet of tesco's finest sausages the other week there's only 4 in a packet but they're bigthey crisp up nicely, I cooked them under the grill
Greetings
>>221066474drenk
>>221066384pretty mental actually probably 100s of people knew he was doing it and not one had the conscience to put a stop to it
>>221066467quite interesting init its called ablaut and is a hangover from proto indo european that most branches got rid of but survived in germanic
>>221066481alright
>>221066481hello
>>221066479Scran. What kind of gravy is that lad?
Somebody in this thread stole a joke that I made a few days ago and received more (You)s than I did.I've just been on /tv/ and the same thing has happened there.It's nice to know that I'm as funny as I've always believed, but it'd also be nice to get some recognition for it once in a while. Bastards.
me telling the mrs 'you burnt the money' and 'can you fly bobby' before throwing her out the backdoor for burning dinner
Rorke's big gay weekender
>>221066493alroght
>>221066509When's that then
pokemon card scalper roadmen kicking off outside the costcoit's all fun and games until some lads buys the last shiny charizard
rorke's big fat greek wedding
>>221066483scared of losing their jobs innit, everyone was silent in that same fear
weekender cheekbender what do I need it for huh
i'm dumb as hell
>>221066479nice one
>>221066518nasty little boys
>>221066500It's HP Brown Sauce. I've previously heard people say the closest US analogue would be A1 Steak Sauce.
>>221066200ummmmmmmmmmm
Daytime /brit/ feels the same way as watching jeremy kyle did when you were off sick
>>221066539the fatty started it fat people always think they're a lot stronger than they actually are fucking hate them just as much trannies
>>221066500typical yank
>>221066518Harvey Price onamadone
Roadman used StabIt's super effective!
im in a dark spiritual hole and theres no way to escapemy soul has been raped to smithereens
>>221066486everything that is European is interesting. we are gods on this planet and must eviscerate the horde of non-European filth if we are to survive this invasion
rorke stars in young, dumb and living off mum
Incel used RizzIt's not very effective...
>>221066562okay now imagine this in a freezing dark wog-filled country
>>221066553weight classes are a thing though. If a fat person knows how to use the weight advantage then it's a problem. If they're just swinging wildly like the fat lad in the webm then it's not such a big deal but if they grab you they can easily slam you. Weight moves weight.
saw loads of them yesterdaymakes you not even want to go out
>>221066542A1 is alri. I like Worcester sauce on beef.
>>221066593It’s hard to deal with how fit they areBut it’s alright. Just don’t go out past 3pm
rizziocious commodious
>>221066518AI
>>221066504Ive had it happen, few of my lines get repeated, though unfortunately I think by tilde off-nameSo it goes
rewatched Se7en and yeah l would have shot him too
>>221066518Pocket Monsters Trading Card GameshouldneverleadTo Violence !!
>>221066518weird that yanks have roadmen
>>221066354How do we know this?
>>221066627why did they name the film like an xbox gamertag
>>221066518Back in my day we treated such issues like gentlemen in pokemon battles
>>221066593Renew skin. Kill or murder. DE DUES!
>>221066636roadmen are an offshoot of black yank gangster culture. uk blacks are extremely americanised and violent
>>221066555We eat country breakfast sausages here with eggs and gravy and biscuits. Bit of me tbf
caramelldansen lads
>>221066666gay arse
>>221066627but that's what he wanted so he wins. he would have been seething if brad pitt just walked away
>>221066623not eventhe people who scalp pokemon cards are just absolute specimens. The brownest of the brown. You need only imagine how scummy the sort of person who would choose to make a living reselling children's pokemons cards at a mark-up is.
>>221066627Was watching Sopranos earlier and they refrenced that film
How to get a French girlfriend for free?
>>221066646They don't, the actual name is Seven and Se7en is just the logo
locked in on the bog
>>221066479GOODBYE ENGLAND'S ROSEMAY YOU EVERGROW IN OUR HEARTS
>>221066678Be black
Sire.
>>221066672Eh I see much worse walking through my local town centre on any day
Any /sp/ lads in?
6ix Se7en
>>221066673>Was watching Sopranos earlierdid you watch the part where Tony looks at his incel son spending all day on his computer with distain (+ you still think you're like Tony Soprano after seeing this)
egyptbot egyptbot what should i have for lunch
we can all agree that some of them are really fit though can’t we yeah?
>>221066721loooool done him
>>221066558>>221066570RUMMICKING
>>221066729
you and tony egg again
>>221066672if I was there I'd have distracted them by bellowing 'can I have a chicken fried rice'
taking the mrs on holiday this year?
when did you start browsing the 'chon ladswas an underageb& on /b/ at about 13 in 2006 or so me lads
>>221066694This a viking. Viking. Fair knock out. Release... Fair play ready to go. Demonic. Failure. No. Die.
>>221066721>>221066730I'm not an incel. Weird projection.
>>221066753no I don't have a girlfriend and haven't been on holiday since 2012 thank you for enquiring though
>>221066756prefer not to say
>>221066753no havent actually got a mrs or any mates ill be staying right here in my smeggy 'home office'
>>221066753mrs... haha... yeah
>>221066774i remember him on about this years ago lolhe's right btw
>>221066672POKEMAN CAWDS?
https://i.postimg.cc/fbNppB5r/20260427-185206.jpg
Thinking about taking up pacing in my room.
>>221066753wish she were my missus
>>221066753breedable
>>221066753Up your arse then
>>221066802Looking good Fares lad
>>2210667562010 ish when /b/ was mentioned on funnyjunk or some website like that with image macros
>pokemon cardsyou have to be 18 to post here
I am full English R1b.
>>221066821Thank you, mate.
I’ve gone gay I’m afraid lads. That’s three times in a row now I’ve wanked to /r/boypussy. Should I come out to my family?
>>221066836Poor guy
just rolled out of bedgot a 3g cart looking at me
Man on man. Push.
>>221066753yeh
>>221066844>gay incelPick a struggle
Douglas!
Why does food taste bad when it's cold?
Senpai!
*extremely racistly* good morning
>>221065771
Does anybody here remember Oval from /tv/?
>>221066844the good news is I'm not gay. Only one of them looks fuckable. Whew what a relief
>>221066889yeah go on lad
>>221066844
Orthocranic skull looks like a cool trait in England.
>>221066889Yep
why did they murder Avicii?
Last night's scrandemic
Jesus have mercy.
>>221066923rancid little cunt
>>221066921knew too much
another fun morning playing basketball by myself
Angra - Carry On
>>2210668504/20 develop a severe drug dependency every day
>>221066921His evil agent did it, had to work him to death rather than the slower consistent cash flow over time
>>221066923Delicious
>hmm what should i make for tea tonight, i know i'll have a load of wet Shit
Sonson
>>221066862Not an incel. Have done it a few times, not recently though I’ll give you!>>221066905Whereas I’m finding I would bum the life out of at least half of them, how bent is that!!
>>221066921He spread too much hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCG8G7s1qxE
shoving fistfuls of my shit up a dogs arse
>>221066756found it in 2007 but think i lurked for like a year before posting
Asian women are made for BWC
>>221066954It's Mac n cheese with bacon. Are you crazy to not eat that?
>>221066633well said
>>221066951Probably won't do thatI just use it occasionally as a treat
Can I get a snizz status?
>>221066982I will buy beer. Pass.
>>221066960Most guys would realistically fuck a smooth pretty twink if he's really starving for sex. Dw about it.
>>221066983Asian indian or asian chinese?
March! Orthocranic.
>>221066983https://youtu.be/jo-OwEM306Ew-rgrEpk48yOjL2Q&t=5
janny get off your arse and ban the egyptbot
fecal matter
ffs just realised i have no food in the house
post like an egyptian
https://soundcloud.com/ijgyhfpelff4/01065878824a?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharingPower of AI.
>>221067032rancid little cunt
>>221067036lmao
>>221067032Any pets?
lad at the old toil was explaining on a night out that he'd bummed a few twinks. He wasn't gay, shagged women as well and had fathered a child. He was very matter of fact about it. The general consensus among the rest of us was that it was a bit rum but there was also a strong air of 'well you do you mate' which is probably about right when you think about it
>>221067059Was this lad you?
>>221067059Was he fit?
>>221066397good guess then waheeyyyy
>>221067059sounds p gay to me
it's over (for me)...
>incel chuds struggle to comprehend bisexuality
I remember watching the film Four Lions and loving it but also wondering >Huh, bit weird that these Muslim dudes are British born. That must be pretty rare, huh? I miss those innocent days.
>>221067097woke nonsense
>>221067069no I was a virgin at the time (and still am, aged 33) >>221067080Yeah he was handsome. Very quiet, kept to himself mostly. He was into anime and such, probably on the 'chon himself but I didn't discuss that with him.
It's only gay if you take it up the arse
>>221067096this but me instead
>>221067096Go on
https://i.postimg.cc/zD2nQvpS/20260427-185206.jpghttp://humanphenotypes.net/metrics/heightlengthindex.htmlHigh accuracy.
>bisexuality spiritually israeli
>>221067113>He was into anime and such, probably on the 'chon himselfProbably where he caught the gay. Another one falls for the anime to woke nonce pipeline
My skull is Orthocranic.
>>221067113>animeI sense a trooning in his future, poor kid
Sigh - Shingontachikawa
>>221067133your father is a homosexual
no such thing as being bi. you’re just a habitual sodomite
I'm piesexual
which one of you was this?
>>221067147shut up incel
I am a jacker. My dick got chill for some reason so I used soap and injured it. It's softer now. When it's flaccid the tip looks bigger than the base for usage. That's about it. Weakness injury.
>>221067152it was YOU
>>221067124How many times do you think about Jews everyday Spaino?
>>221067155you don’t know what that word means
>>221067145Weakness for porn usage. I got it.
>>221067147sexuality is a spectrum
>>221067133alri pachycephalosaurus lad
>>221067176it means you, incel
>>221067176it means you
sir no new
>>2210655943 bed terrace in a shit town
>>221067172
https://i.postimg.cc/TYSBTR2k/20260428-135446.jpg
>>221067173your love of jews comes from the same psychological place that jimmy saville’s did
NEW>>221067215>>221067215>>221067215
>>2210667562011
https://i.postimg.cc/502M6nhv/20260428-140423.jpgMy dick is like 6 inches. I am getting spammed. I don't really think about it. AI told me to just use my hand when jack off. Rate my dick...
