indonesia is the most irrelevant country per capitabut we are also the most powerful irrelevant countrywe are the king of irrelevant countries
at least you have palm oil
is this why indos on twitter keep invoking the names of relevant countries in SEA and east asia?every time i see "cinebabi spiritual israeli singapork" or "korea misogynist plastic surgery US slavedog *finger pinching emoji*" it's always "Account based in Indonesia".
>>221068275Indonesia has 300 million people and I don't know of a single thing from there other than Nasi Goreng
Nigger this country is fragile as fuck and the only thing keep this country from breaking apart is because the people are as dumb as cattle. Didnt we just find chink underwater drone mapping out our SEA out if pure, sheer LUCK? How long did you think they were doing it? The geographic advantage is gone, the economy is non existent, the army is a joke, our cops are fat and corrupt, and if the people do getting smarter it literally would ve the end of this country, its doomed.
>>221068275At least you have Indomie
>>221068275>we are also the most powerful irrelevant countryStrong doubt. Burkina Faso has been in the news several times in the last couple years in my cunt, the same is not true of indonesia.
>>221068366Shut the fuck up. Singapork pig
>>221068383>Nasi GorengInvented by the chinese.
>>221068396>in the newsAt least we were in your butthole, and thats way more intimate
>>221068386tldr?
>>221068406Forgot to turn off your VPN, Joko
>>221068275
>>221068425Indogbros...
>>221068425Indonesia is a concept invented by Netherlands.
>>221068275Tbh you are in a very weird location. In a location, where historically literally nothing ever happened. Nothing like apocalyptic wars in China, steppe warriors invading from the North and completely changing the structure of society in the Middle East or the constant warfare in Europe.
>>2210684401. This country is already in panic mkde just because amerimutt messed up our stock market, and they dont barely consider ut worth a notice2. Foreign militaries are already within our territory without even nkticed by our intels3. Government programs which cost massive portions of our budget already failing without showing significat result4. Our international policy backfired, nobody consider us their friend5. Fucking chinkapores are olanning to jackup their currency againt IDR with the help of our own politician further fucking up our imports while enriching said politicians
>>221068539Ermmm sweaty...
>>221068554Everyone with civilization that mattered always visited us since the beginning of time though, with Chinese, Persian, Arabs, Indian, and European keep coming here
>>221068597>Majapahit Vassal StatesThere was no "state" around there. Their "kingdoms" were only caring about their own family members.
>>221068637Yeah, that's the weird thing.
>>221068664>believing w*Pipo liesGaijin pig get out!
>>221068366I dont blame them desu. I pity them. We would do the same thing in their shoes. But maybe it's because [spoiler] my grandmother was chindo[/spoiler] so I'm sympathetic.>>221068580>Fucking chinkapores are olanning to jackup their currency againt IDR with the help of our own politician further fucking up our imports while enriching said politiciansHey it's not our fault man. We're just reacting to the global surge in prices because of the fucking Iran War closing the Strait of Hormuz. You want to blame someone, blame Trump and Netanyahu.
We're the king of third world. Africa looks up to us
>>221068580>4. Our international policy backfired, nobody consider us their friendBecause your politicians are incompetent and arbitrary. It's Indonesia's national decease. They’re just like Somalia. They are professional bootlickers. Thirdies tell that Japan is a bootlicker for America, but we can show you how actual professional bootlickers act like. When an American diplomat comes, they lick his boot, when a Soviet diplomat comes, they lick his boot.
>>221068275Indonesia is relevant to me
>>221068554>where historically literally nothing ever happenedumm sweaty toba supervolcano, a year without summer and krakatoa happened in Indonesia
>>221068939Its literally our foreign policy dimwit, even if we have the moat competent politicians we will still kiss both asses.
>>221068637literal flyover state since ancient timesthose more relevant people only stopped here to get to somewhere that actually matters
>>221068275have you ever heard india
>>221068993stop stealing our women, blake
>>221068890>We're the king of third world. Africa looks up to usWe don't eat shit, Pajeet.
how to get indonesian pussy as a broke neetcel
Indonesia is just the Philippines without the sex tourism
>>221068383Tung Tung Sahur
>>221068993can I have this one
>>221071332Get your own bro
