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I will visit one day, and realise my dream of meeting the esteemed folk of the BIG APPLE

most of swansea smells like poo

Just blew the gf's mind by telling her Henry VIII had three kids who became monarch
She says she was always taught he never had kids and that's why he had so many wives because he kept trying

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Have you seen Jasmine and Megan?
The 13-year-olds were last seen in Upper Ferntree Gully on 26 April about 2pm.

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so
this is rorke

>>221068740
don’t really. and you’re just proving my point. half your self worth comes from the fact you live in a mega city which pays you slightly more than those in other cities earn. which still is barely enough to cover a normal life

london is fine to visit i would not want to live there

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nth for the baddiedem

>>221068726
6x drumsticks, 2x eggs, 4 glasses of milk

this is like what i ate for my whole life every day and shit is like 50g of protein

now I have to remove milk from me diet due to acne. this shit is impossible

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>>221068815

dinner status? DEMOLISHED

always the fit ones

>>221068557
i wish i could give you advice but i cant. just dont seem too desperate xx

>>221068815
didn't know idubbz was a rozzer

I will k i s s kiss you in the p a r k park

>>221068818
seen the thick meat walls of her “elephant ears”

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outside the White line you’re english I don’t give a fuck fuck you

>>221068831
alfie
cor

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>The author of "Daddy's Little Toy" has been sentenced to 18 months community service after she was found guilty of producing and distributing Child Sex Abuse Material in January. The conviction was due to the fact that book in question was itself deemed to be CSAM by a Sydney judge. It depicts a relationship between a 45 year old man and an 18 year old girl, but includes scenes where she role plays as a toddler. She also has to register as a sex offender for 8 years, meaning she won't be able to do activities such as drop off or pick up her children from school.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-28/nsw-erotic-fiction-author-lauren-mastrosa-sentenced/106617458

>>221068783
london mogs new york unless you heckin love skyscrapers

>>221068831
roblox cop on the left

cuties detected

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw

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meanwhile

>>221068847
She deffo deserves some sort of oversight.
Not saying prison but a normal mind isn't making up scenarios where a woman acts like a toddler to please a man.

>>221068843
stfu you conquered little bitch

>>221068848
why is london so good in your opinion. apart from sensory pleasures like ethnic food and bars

>>221068848
In what way? NYC feels like more of a city than london

>>221068870
You can tell The Boys writers are jews because they mock everything about the Trump admin except their slavish support of Israel

>>221068726
100g (uncooked weight) of chicken breast is about 20g of protein.

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The Man From Sainsbury's

>>221068804
no sorry

>>221068882
grim

>>221068842
Quite fond of her trunk me

>>221068876
Why did that rattle you?

>>221068895
a chicken breast is double that

>>221068847
good
should get all those freaks who write erotica about werewolves and that for bestiality too

>>221068877
Amazing museums and art galleries. Great parks. Full of history and lovely buildings

gave the dog 2 sardines and now she’s going mental and won’t leave me alone

>>221068922
defeated peons don't get to make declarations

doing something called shadowing
to try and learn a language but it makes me sound like a fucking retard

>>221068870
I know The Boys and Invincible are pozzed slop but I keep watching. Might drop it after Anissa rapes Mark, end it on a high

>>221068877
compared to new york?
>calmer, way less crazies and crackheads
>more modern infrastructure
>nicer buildings
>cleaner
>safer
>more parks
new york is better for food though

>>221068933
Fine for visiting. Will give you the British Musuem, St Paul’s, Westminster etc. Some of Canary Wharf looks nice. If it’s modern art miss me with that

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>>221068955

>>221068955
even moreso then normal?

>>221068951
There’s no way you’re English because that wouldn’t rattle you

its the same in Ireland too. They have the IRA and sinn fein and theyre like RID US OF THR ENGLISH YOKE IRELAND FOR THE IRISH
then theyre like ahhh yes get the afghan child rape gangs IN dont be racist

>>221068864
me when i walk into a room full of mirrors xx

>>221068944
Sardines poisonous to dogs mate. Fucked it. Look to get her stomach pumped.

>>221068980
you are oxen under english yoke

>>221068983
He said the line again

really living in London is only worth bragging about if you’re loaded and can afford to do rich people things. If you’re on 45k a year and living in a flatshare in Hounslow it just sounds like cope

ordered a burrito from chipotle yesterday that had chicken pork and beef in plus guacamole and fajita veg and black beans and sour cream and it cost £27. not worth it really but i had no food and was too hung over to move. i enjoyed eating it

>>221068957
I swear Invincible comic readers are the fucking worst for dropping spoilers

>>221069006
Yeah whatever that means

>>221068873
foids love that shit. I genuinely believe they’re even more fucked up than men when it comes to noncing. I can’t remember which but It was either a Swedish or German research organisation that found out that the most common method now used by nonces for obtaining children is via mothers willing to pimp their kids and take part in the abuse themselves :/

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>>221068965
I went to the tate when they had this and it was very cool. And then yeah you have nonsense pictures which are just like blue squares

>>221069022
white british people arent moving to london to live in flat shares its not the 80s anymore

>>221068882
The Peter Scrandelson as it were

>>221068983
it’s the exact same as any other western european country
the population don’t want them there, they’re let in by the state against the publics wishes. ireland has strong anti immigration sentiment. you’ll attempt to say i’m wrong now and post a picture of irish leftists saying how they have solidarity with the third world and how ireland is for all. i can do the same with you, post remainders and the many pro immigration english people that think your country should be an open charity

>>221069017
still no response it though because you know its true

>>221068983
marxist power dynamics all the way down

>>221068873
didn't Euphoria just do the exact same thing with Sydney Sweeney?

>>221068804
why is she making that face

>>221069066
No because it's simplistic tripe
And I bet you brought up Sinn Féin because you think they're in government lol

>>221068955
while you watch videos and shit?
i always thought shadowing was a bit gay, i reckon it only helps if you're speaking to a real person, because a video can't correct your mistakes, but doing it with another person is turbo autistic
realistically, unless you plan to use your target language in a professional setting then nobody's going to care if your pronunciation is a bit off

I am not English, but I am Anglo. It’s a wider civilisational term. Arabs, Chinese, Russians, Latin Americans would see me as such.

>>221069134
True

can't watch too much peep show because it gets a bit too depressing

Sinn Fein, SNP, plaid Cymru All operate the same, they start out as nationalist parties to win those people over and once they have enough power they just flip to woke

they should make a movie

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how do you do fellow zoomers

dunno about you lot but I literally could not give a shit about wales or the welsh

>>221069151
Because deep in their hearts they know independence is ridiculous and impractical

>>221069151
any genuine nationalist party in the west is stamped out before it becomes an issue

>>221069122
>nobody's going to care if your pronunciation is a bit off
I care though. I want to just blend in like any other person, if I speak to 100 strangers I’d want all of them to think I was just a normal guy born and raised there

>>221069151
Why are you pretending to know the history and evolution of 3 different political parties?

>>221069114
i brought them up because theyre the political representatives of irish nationalism. Its simplistic because its straightforward and easily acknowledged, all the celt nationalist parties are deranged leftoid nutjobs and you know it

>>221069205
Dont need to know their history can just see how they sre now

got shouted at by a black man in new york but he was zesty so it wasn’t scary and i just walked passed him

>>221069209
sadly yes. in scotland and wales more so. but ireland has genuine national identity

might start shadowing in my country

>>221069214
>makes a claim about how parties used to be
>hurr i dont need to know this

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Tonight he dies

>>221069209
>all the celt nationalist parties are deranged leftoid nutjobs
The politicians are but not the voters at least not most of them.

>>221069247
i will save him. i must.

>>221069198
What language are you learning?
Can't imagine you could ever go to China and be seen as a normal guy born and raised there, even if you spoke perfect Mandarin

>>221069253
why havent the voters done anything about the loons that represent them then?

>>221069245
Okay all those 3 parties were formed between 1905 and 1930
Can you show me proof that back then they were campaigning for open borders and what not like they are now? Or do you want to just accept that I was right, they start out as nationalist parties, win the nationalist vote, make a name for themself and then once they are properly mainstream just turn woke

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>>221069031
Ah snap, I don't read the comic, saw it all over /tv/ and assumed it was common knowledge... She was relatively sweet after their first fight, compared to the average viltrumite. Should be corrrrr

hi

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new creps lads

>>221069286
you could ask this of england too. of the tories that campaigned on low migration and brought in millions over a single government.

>>221069286
Sinn Féin aren't in parliament you dumb cunt.

>>221069276
Romanian.

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Rachel is missing.
The 13-year-old was last seen in Noble Park North about 9.30pm on 24 April.

https://youtu.be/d-19Rqr5pnw

OOF

>>221069289
Open borders wasn't a thing people anywhere in 1905 'campaigned for' you stupid cunt.
>they start out as nationalist parties, win the nationalist vote, make a name for themself and then once they are properly mainstream just turn woke
Absolute state of Rorkes.

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Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or6p27rS0n4

>>221069031
nigga the comic has been out for 23 years

>>221069338
right ill give you a ring if i see her

get the jaffa cakes dunked in the coffee

>>221069304
yeah but tories and other parties here have a large constituent of demographics all wanting different things. Not really the same as Plaid for example, directly contradicting itself by claiming to be nationalist while simultaneously campaigning on ngubu rape gangs to come in and diminish your society and people and sell off your sovereignty to brussels

did 2 very nice poos this morning

>>221069289
you do know sinn fein was central in the irish war of independence

>>221069286
Maybe I’m wrong but in Ireland Scotland and wales those 3 are the only “nationalist” parties so what choice do any of the nationalists there have?

>>221069307
we're talking about all nationalist parties dumb dumb read the thread before posting again

>>221069368
Nope there are alternatives such as the National Party in Ireland.

>>221069350
Not all of us are shut-in virgins who read comics, I didn't even know Invincible existed before the show came out

yummy yummy yummy i got love in my tummy

>The captain wouldn't let black trans Bruce Lee fly the plane, then this happened!

10,000 Pajeet comments. "yes saar, well done saar"

always thought sinn fein was a person when i was a wee lad
>sinn fein has refused to comment
>sinn fein has claimed responsibility
etc

>>221069400
always thought “clairvoyant” was a person called Claire Voyant. A magician or psychic or something. My dad always used to say “I’m not Claire Voyant”

>>221069383
rattled

>>221069375
So what? I gave an example of Ireland loving Sinn Féin so much that they are not in government.

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>read the thread before posting again

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For out of the north a nation has come up against her, which shall make her land a desolation, and none shall dwell in it; both man and beast shall flee away!

>>221069291
Not reading the rest of your post, just glanced the words "common knowledge"
You do realise it's common knowledge because of dickheads like you spoiling it
I can't even go on /tv/ when a new episode drops because there's always some thread at the top of the catalog spoiling the comic even though it's specifically the board for TV

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Luke is missing.
The 15-year-old was last seen leaving an address in Heathmont around 4:30pm on Saturday 25th April 2026.

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:skull::skull:

>>221069382
Wikipedia says there best election result was 1.74%
I meant like those 3 are the only ones who have any chance of winning anything

>>221069400
Same with Rorke

>>221069419
scream

>>221069421
Where are you getting this idea that people are talking about governments? We've all been talking about parties, fucking retard lmfao

get me drunk
get me wanked
get me fed
get me housed
get me in bed

>>221069448
Yes it's not ideal but times are changing. England only got Reform (who many don't like) as a serious player after their 3 biggest cities became majority non-British which no other country in Europe can boast.

how about get me wanked, housed, and fed for once? when is it my turn?

mental spurs made it to a champions league final

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>>221069437
This prophecy from Jeremiah has many meanings.
It encompasses
>what Persia did to Babylon
>what Rome did to the unfaithful Israel
>what the Germanic tribes did to pagan Rome
>what Russia will do to Turkey

>>221069460
>why havent the voters done anything about the loons that represent them then?
What, such as...not vote them into government?
What else are you supposed to do? Bomb their party HQ?

Get the new made

Morning team. Hope you're all well.

running a bath x

love british youtubers me
>sir sudoku solver
>blacksmithing bloke
>trip report twink
>the other one
love them

bun out di chi chi

>>221069538
you genuinely believe only people in government are representatives dont you?

>>221069551
it's not the morning at all though is it?

bore off back to /pol/ will you

>>221069582
No, why do you think that?

mental how everyday thousands of people are being born

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… shave time today wearing my excellent glasses watching live snooker world championships on TNT sports on SkyGo on my phone in home …

cocoa cola

>>221069609
need the non-white ones stopped pronto

Timmong meltdown in full swing no doubt fuming that seasideMARK is more attractive and successful than him

>>221069588
I just woke up

>>221069616
What about all the boat people with mentol helf. Think what they went thru

Going walking in Herefordshire this bank holiday weekend so if you could all avoid that area in fact just avoid the borders in general I don't want you lot stinking the place up with incel cheers x

>>221069602
because all we were talking about is representatives in a general movement and party, plaid isnt in government, but they representatives in the senedd. Grow up and read a book

>>221069664
Come Shrewsbury mate I'll buy you a pint of Monster Energy in Wetherspoons

>>221069664
Welsh clay

>>221069641
the morning is not determined by your own personal sleep schedule. get a fucking grip you narcissistic cunt

get the Dire Straits on

>>221069641
i love you so much

>>221069691
I have borderline personality disorder and narcolepsy you evil goblin

>>221069664
went there recently. did the Malvern Hills and visited some of the settlements. nice place

walking about aldi playing lullabies and roaring

>>221069724
you have a penis, too

Got a bit of the profound shame down me

>>221069724
oh so the world revolves around you then does it? no. get off your high horse

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Swansea is the most productive and beneficial city in British history

London is the most destructive and parasitic city in British history

Ai is trained to lie at first but when you give it hard facts it has no choice but to concede

>>221069724
I have narcolepsy reading your posts

>>221069749
>Ai is trained to lie at first but when you give it hard facts it has no choice but to concede
telling you you're wrong is it?

been left on read by some guy on Teams. how dare he do that to me

almost feel bad for this fella's bullied, battered little ai bot

gay nonce

>>221069759
got him

>>221069678
Concession accepted.

>>221069785
we don't sign our posts here mate

>>221069759
you've fucking done him he's fucking done

phonemong running to chatgpt to help him argue with /brit/ about shite quite literally zero people in history care about

>>221069770
call him a nigger

I just found out about sea shepherds conservation society
Extremely based

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mental elf is all over the place I honestly fluctuate between it's so over and we're back at an insane rate

must have that bipolar syndrome or whatever. You'd think it would be one or the other but it changes even on the same day

AI is just a web crawler that collects information from a database of articles very quickly to answer your question. Its not really AI at all

>>221069811
quite literally poo screaming and fart shrieking at this suggestion

>>221069811
maybe a bit of an overreaction

>>221069759
sent him snoozing

>>221069814
That could be borderline personality disorder. BPD is characterised by rapid mood swings whereas Bipolar mood swings last weeks to months

>>221069828
so?

>>221069811
sc

>>221069828
why do you think you know what ai does

>>221069680
Not a chance

>>221069725
I'm doing the Mortimer trail, does look quite pleasant

>>221069811
Done this to my manager at 3am while poo steaming and deleted it immediately and he never knew about it

>>221069868
im an AI specialist

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jFBujjfRulI

>>221069616
Okay fine.
Can he get me adderall or Ritalin on the NHS then? Since the wait time for an adult to get an adhd diagnosis on the NHS is over 18 months

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Asian MILFs
Thoughts?

>>221069854
I did have one long-ish manic episode thoughbeit. There's no other way to describe it, it was like an endless well of energy, optimism and motivation for a period of ~4 days then afterwards a deep low where I was contemplating the ol' 'cide and such.

That was the longest manic period though. As I say, most of the time it fluctuates from day to day, hour to hour. I shall need to look into BPD more.

>>221069874
Is it safe to assume that branch prediction in CPU's is a form of "AI"?

*presses alt + f4*

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feels more mentally ill in here than usual this afternoon
need you all sectioned

>>221069920
Thank you for posting this out of context image

>>221069880
>>221069920
ktim
quite educational this

>>221069890
Corrrrrr I enjoy the Japanese ones a lot

>>221069765
No the image clearly shows I am right
>>221068762
is an example of ai giving a wrong default answer

>>221069881
you don't need adderall or ritalin to get a job you spastic

the 20kg weighted vest has arrived. doesn't actually feel that heavy when you wear it

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they don't want uncooked pasta they need laughter, joy, ur too quiet

have a nice life bye

>>221069958
Where you wearing it lad?

>>221069958
corr show us a pic lad

>>221069958
is it to keep the autism at bay?

Might give back my wages to toilberg to make up for all the time I stole off of him by doing nothing while working from home

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start doing this

>>221069971
well it's on my torso innit. with the weighs at the front and back

>>221070014
No I meant at the pub or that haha

>>221069958
Anything to avoid actual exercise right?

night shift toil tonight

>>221070033
oh reyt haha. i'll use it on my walks and for the bodyweight workouts at the park

>>221070054
nice one x

pizza looks so good in the box with the lid closed it really leaves a lot to the imagination

frying up some quorn

Posting on /int/ is truly the greatest joy in my life… you all are my friends…

one day I will have sex with /int/…

If you want

>>221070042
How is wearing a weighted vest not exercise to you

>>221069664
bro think he SAS

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>>221070013

may we see a photo of the vest to know it's not a larp

>>221070092
bit gay

>>221070104
bro's going to the gym to get dressed and go home

>>221070116
it's not exactly far fetched

Lads, what would you do if you came upon any of these missing schoolgirls that get posted? You'd do the right thing right?

>>221070130
nor is it far fetched that a person with a smartphone should be able to take a photo of an item they've allegedly purchased

yet here we are. You could win the argument right now by simply posting an image of the vest inside your home.

UM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTTZh81aEKg

i have very light eyes and light hair and very light pinkish white skin and anyone swarthier than me or from a country more southern or further to the east is a scary swarthier foreigner who is like an exotic creature of spicy origin to me

>>221070147
Is it that important to you?

>>221070136
make her eat loads of eggs

>>221070109
Why are you typing like a wog?

>>221070167
Your concession is accepted. Well it was a fun LARP while it lasted.

>>221070177
I didn't concede anything

>>221070177
>Your concession is accepted
you lot are proper fucking gaylords sometimes

Eggs are a superfood

>>221070173
this post sponsored by the egg council of europe

>>221070177
good gimmick this

>eggs
enjoy your heart attack

>>221070162
I bet your food has no taste roflmao

good morning

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>>221070147
>>221070177
>

>>221070174
bro think he the grammar gestapo

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>>221070173

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>>221070116

>>221070232
s

mad how 95% of gimmicks in this general crumble under the weight of being asked to provide a photograph

How can we encourage more women into prostitution?

>>221070232
sir 4chan arguer my liege

>>221070239
rorke's drip

>>221070220
dont care

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First images from ‘One Night Only’, starring Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro. The film is a rom-com version of ‘The Purge’ where premarital sex is outlawed except for one night every year. In theaters on August 7.

he's only gone and posted with the vest on. done all the doubters there tbf

>>221070239
when you pick the rorke class in battlefield

>>221070253
when ai takes their jobs it will happen naturally

>>221070266
buy an ad

>>221070273
s

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>Your concession is accepted

>>221070239
corr

>>221070239
need one of these for my bollocks

well that's £10 worth of sushi straight down the hatch

Sir Gravity Fitness

>>221070239
I withdraw my acceptance of your concession.

remember to concede your vote

>>221070239
i always expect people from here to look way worse

Sir Vest Weighter

>>221070288
pooscreech

>>221070309
don’t care still voting hamas

>>221070305
it wasn't even me you were arguing with

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Do people in Europe actually live like this?

>>221070239
looking snazzy rorke

>>221070317
Titberg

>>221070324
I'll unconcede to whoever I want pal.

>>221070325
yuropoors aint got no 6.2L LS3s lmaoooooooo do they really

>>221070312
that's a normal torso did you expect some skittering goblin creature or perhaps a great big ogre

>>221070239
british boys with light skin are so cute

>>221070312
well i do but i would never post a picture of myself

>>221070352
>skittering goblin creature
mousey
>great big ogre
sacked tranny

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>>221070317

>>221070352
>skittering goblin creature or perhaps a great big ogre
yes. one of those is what i expect

even cats getting more action than me wahey

Might have a nap team

a big hulking ogre nap

>>221070412
that's the narcolepsy talking

get the piss nettles boiled
get the osrs wiki vandalised
get the jacob rees-mog emailed

the 9/10 supervisor made another comment about my dick being big

>>221070436
you should ask him out

>>221070325
My s3 would smoke any yank car