Penguin Habitat editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhIguI99BDo
>>2210759552nd most rapeable bird
rorke and leftypol
'guins in the 'log
… supper time today wearing my excellent glasses watching live snooker world championships on TNT sports 1 on SkyGo on my phone in home …
>>221076008what are so excellent about his glasses?
>>221075955fuck off there are not penguins in australia
>>221075995me in the second panel
so many worries on my mind it's unbearable
>>221075953No, Ukraine is an independent sovereign state. It's not part of Russia.
>>221076025crumblgn
We must accelerate the push for AI**American Israel
>>221076028And what
>>221076045so many dogs barking
>>221076107fuck off
>>221076045Hakuna Matata
>>22107604599 problems but a bitch ain't one
did an excellent poo earlier. top draw stuff. real quality product
>>221076147That's what I thought
>>221076069annihilate israel*
had chicken for dinner
If under 16s are getting banned from social media then over 60s should be banned too as they are even easier to radicalise
>>221076179Murderer scum
>>221076166did this but then gagged at the smell which is odd as i normally like my ownmight have been the bum wanking as it felt like it was lubed as it shot out like there was some residual up there
already in beddy bo bo's
>>221076179What did you cook for him?
>>221076176reported for antisementism
>>221076204chicken
>>221076179chicken what
Brekkie for dinner, me
>>221076213itsover
Consuming flesh pollute your soul mind and body
>>221076207sorry won’t workeven leftypol is making holocaust jokes now
>>221076213norwoody reaper
remember when ricky gervais made that show about a retarded guy
farting up a storm
Yes chicken what
this thread reminded me that I saw penguins in ac rogue and it didn't make sense because it's set in north atlantic but then I looked it up and turns out there were penguins that used to live in europe and america https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinguinus_impennis
rorke needs to be held to account
>>221076228chicken with mashed potatoes and green beans
did start messaging someone on the app then panicked and shut it all down
>>221076255Nah but I liked his radio show with Karl pilkington
just got a woody which reaches for the sky
any Nietzscheans in
>>221076252poo screach
>>221076238what bout dat cheese
>>221076238>”Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man, but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.” Matthew 15:11
umchicken
doing a nietzschean wank to ebony bbws
any absolute fat bastards in who can't stop eating shite
oh my days dr rasheed what are you doing
>>221076296>thou shalt swallow and never spit
>>221076296All apostolic churches abstain from meat retard
>Susan Boyle was 6 years agoFucking hell
doing a hate-wank to 'by 'nger
>>221076326what about fish I eat veggie but sometimes scran some deenz
God literally sent a flood on the earth because people wouldn't stop killing each other and killing animals
thinking about the baby deeri hope their teeth are ok ;_;
the key to be rich: work your arse off
>>221076326the apostolic churches being the catholic, eastern orthodox, ethiopian, assyrian churches, those with apostolic successionthey do not abstain from meat normally, just on fast days or during lent, even then it varies, as a sign of penance and sacrifice towards Christ
>>221076266>pinguinis in penis
wanking a poo with my arse
>>221076365the key to be rich: knee pads and a busy mouth
>>221076365ur mom must be rich then
>>221076373>just on fast daysThat's the majority of the year. Mong
>>221076351didn’t happen
>>221076399no it isn’t
>>221076382get it bloody wanked off
>>221076365or...?
>>221076166Same. Was huge and really satisfying, felt like I floated out of the bog. The fact that it was in work time was the cherry on top.
>>221076412Retard stop killing animals
Crickey.Bloody ‘ell lads.
>>221076382ktim
mad how bright it is outsidesunberg's on a mad one
>>221076436i don’t kill animals. i’m not a farmer or a butcher
>>221076456>soliciting a hitman isn't murder
Mein Fuhrer... the calorie count... it's at 0
>>221075981give us your top 5 lad x
>John Kane (who played Tommy, an adult with learning difficulties) was very new to television at the time and had mainly worked in theatre where he often ad-libbed. When he was taking a taxi to the BBC Television Centre for his first day of filming he asked the driver if he could take him to "where they make those television programmes" (speaking like Tommy due to his impulse to ad-lib). He proceeded to tell the driver that he was "going to see [his] friend Doctor Who". The driver continued to ask Kane questions about his time with his 'friend', making Kane more and more anxious. When they arrived at Television Centre, the driver went out to speak to the security guard briefly who then called Kane over and told him that Doctor Who had left in his TARDIS and wasn't there, but would wave to him next time he was on TV. The driver offered to take Kane back, but he insisted on staying and then proceeded to tell the guard the truth after the driver had left. Method actors are a weird bunch of people
>>221076276more of a hobbesian myself
had to squash a bird with a rock once because catberg disabled it
jerking my willy
>>221076436alri jainlad
>soliciting
gay porn mong in?
Have you ever had to put a rude coworker in their place?
soliciting a poo
might go to one of those AA meetings but apparently they're quite intense
>>221076526not sure it needed to be done with a rock.
toil night out coming up but shan't be going. told them i'll be there but if i don't show i will have seem mysterious and interestingabsence makes the heart grow fonderalways leave them wanting moreetc
scrannin a lemon muffin
Solicit a clue
>>221076563how would you do it then
>>221076591blend it
lads get on the crunchwrap grindnot going to the goyslop shop but get a tortilla and fill it with a bit of filling, put a toasted mini tortilla on the top and wrap the edges over to make a little pasty type thinggive it a light toasting in a panbosh
>>221076591don't ask me it's not my disabled bird
>>221076566have a forced one during office time on fridaywill be leaving at the first chance
I can’t wait
Anyone else remember the air fryer psyop
>>221076591rip that nigga head smoove off
>>221076563didn't want to see it happen though, so i got the biggest rock i could find and let gravity do it
>>221076625>IS THAT A HECKIN' BLACK PERSON?!- Rorke
>>221076639what so you just went outside, found a rock and then just dropped it on the bird?
>>221076628still use my sir air friar weekly
>>221076628they're pretty good tbf lad
business idea: spend 10k on january first to get all your groceries for the year
A toast! To /brit/
>>221076625don't think nuns are allowed to fall in love, and I especially don't think they're allowed to make advances
how hard is it to make a greggs steak bakesame question but for cheese and bean bake
>>221076665yes then put it in the bini did the best i could under difficult circumstances okay
>>221075739i wish i could shitpost like this. i'll never have the talent
>>221076567bih o' me tha
>>221076659leftypol loves his foreign criminals
>>221076659Me doing this to get random darkies off the flight
>>221076695dunno lol. hope this helps x
>>221076705i believe in you lad
>>221076684you're not budgeting until you're tucking into a mushy rotten apple on june the 22nd
>>221076716it doesn't mate to be honestit doesn't
>>221076686his hands look like the neonatal unit when lucy letby's on overtime
:P
>>221076628they're goodvery peter hitchens-esque to get into a tizzy over them
why is reform all pakis
>>221076689How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!The world forgetting, by the world forgot.Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd;Labour and rest, that equal periods keep;"Obedient slumbers that can wake and weep;"Desires compos'd, affections ever ev'n,Tears that delight, and sighs that waft to Heav'n.Grace shines around her with serenest beams,And whisp'ring angels prompt her golden dreams.For her th' unfading rose of Eden blooms,And wings of seraphs shed divine perfumes,For her the Spouse prepares the bridal ring,For her white virgins hymeneals sing,To sounds of heav'nly harps she dies away,And melts in visions of eternal day.
there's been some great posts today lads. what was your favourite?
Visit Bath
>>221076664this but unironicallynevermind the blatantly jewish story of a nun lusting after a man, there are too many blacks on tv
it was a house sparrow i think
>>221076762my crunchwrap one, so farhead and shoulders above the others
>>221076700feel a bit sad having to imagine you killing that birdcouldn't do it myselfnot sure why cats never just finish the cunts
>>221076700nicest thing to do reallyhad my berg fuck up a sparrow once and I didn't know what to do so I drowned it in the water butt while I sobbed
Still don't really get how skin cancer can kill you
>>221076764ok :)
>>221076764twinned with sauna (finland)
i don't want to worry anyone but my sort of taint region is absolutely burning up it really feels very uncomfortable
>>221076801cancer spreads mate
>>221076675>>221076681>>221076744Yh Im not complaining, they’re decent.
>>221076764A bath you say?
liquidize rorkes to heat up houses
hate middle class people
rorke getting foreskin cancer but refusing the life saving circumcision
mr plow that's my name
>>221076744Peter Hitchens: dumb cuntChristopher Hitchens: smart guy
read about a bloke who got penis cancer and had to get half his length amputated - and still cockmogged me after
>>221076816bros bussy is on fire
>>221076823that's not how you take a bath at all. is she stupid?
>>221076783women are statistically more likely to climax during rapemore than half of women fantasise about raperape can induce ovulationthe migrant in question was congolese, who statistically have the largest penises in the world, and the girl was a virgin who said that she forgave him (though she had an abortion)a very sad story all round
>>221076846plough*
Wanked all day, starting at 11am.Only just blown me muck.Is this what the younguns are calling "gooning"?
Giving myself prostate cancer so the doctor has to finger me
>>221076865Leftypol on a mad one
might start a youtube channel where i hold a lapel mic and talk about inane details in video gameswould you subscribe(i have a moustache, if it helps)
>>221076764get it torn down and replaced with plain concrete and glass
up at 01:30am for toil. Need to be asleep 90 mins ago.
>>221076867True, though that was a quote from The Simpsons and 'Mr Plow' was a professional moniker that Homer took. Ergo, Mr Plow is correct, as indeed it is when referring to the English literary character Piers Plowman.Here endeth the lesson.
How much does it generally cost to get a wisdom tooth pulled?Mine's all fucked up and keeps getting infected
what uk town has the most trans women
>>221076883actually the one thing rorke and leftypol agree on is subjugation of women
>>221076890depends what games 2bh
>>221076890and a green screen with which you overlay yourself on to gameplay footage? shan't watch if you don't have a green screen with which you overlay yourself on to gameplay footage
>>221076912dont know x
how come so many girls aged 14/15 are interacting with migrants? the same girls don't like attention from white men
>>221076927not sure, popular games but not the latest releases, which makes you think what's the point>>221076934i have a green screen that i will overlay myself on and will point back to as i show footage of the game
>>221076865Just looked up the details. Bloody hell. We must be mad. Simply mad.
>>221076955can you find out
>>221076909to get all four out i paid around $120 after insurance
>>221076909100-250
>>221076912brighton a veritable spectacle
>>221076791catbergs are fundamentally evil creatures. had to do it because it looked like it was in pain and not happy>>221076793i couldn't sleep that night
Speaking of YouTube channels, I just reached 5k subscribers on mine :)
I don't like saying it as it seems heartless, but I genuinely feel sick when I meet a woman who says she's been raped.
>>221076823pov small boat cronem taking his first bath in three weeks
I think it’s a great idea in customer service, a job focused solely on understanding, communication and understanding of the English language almost exclusively hires foreigners who can barely speak English
bath for me with my mallow and rose water scented bubble bath. oh it lush x
>The worker who fulfills his social duty with no other hope than a piece of bread and the health of his family repeats, on a daily basis, an act of heroism. Labourers are infinitely superior to all false prophets who pretend to represent them. These false prophets have an easy time of it due to the insensitivity of those who have the sacrosanct duty of taking care of labourers. It is for this reason that I was, and am, a socialist.Benito Mussolini
*makes bear noises*
Sir Two Tier Keir
>>221077038You guys too?We've pretty much reached peak caste system here. The idea of an Irish person working customer service is almost unthinkable.
>>221076916This, except for the fact that Leftypol actively opposes the subjugation of women.
>>221077009should be legal to kill demons like him
passed my motorbike CBT lads!what bike shall I get? 125cc obviously
>>221077045maybe I should vote for this guy
>>221077009garnacho on a mad one
>>221077066LOL
>>221077021well done mate
>>221076735:(
sitting here without my glasses and shit is blurry from a metre away. i'll be blind by the time im 40
>>221077074Congrats ladOnly correct answer is a honda cub
The Headline>Sri Lankan hotel migrant abducted and raped teenage girl, 15, in London before trying to flee the UK with her, court toldThe article>She described coming to know the defendant at the hotel she was staying, alternatively at times charming and seductive towards her and then also threatening and violent, a pattern of behaviour that amounted to grooming over a period of days and weeks leading up to 2 November. He subjected her to sexual abuse and ultimately to oral rape before removing her from the hotel accommodation
>>221077074Honda CG125 is a classicUsed to have a Lexmoto back in the dayDon't know if they do a Ninja 125 but that's what i'd have if i had my cbt now
>>221077074CBT?
>>221077111racism could have prevented this
>>221077111leftypol loves this
is there a cc restriction for a bit after you get a motorcycle license there?here you just take a written test and you can walk away and the next day ride a liter bike with a permit
Why do retarded Europeans blame the British for Protestantism
>>221077123legend
>>221077111Sorry, but if you don't support this sort of thing you're a racist.
>>221077123yeah juan and his inbred cousin are replacing him
do you have to let it linger
>>221077162Is it 'love' or is it just pointing out the facts about what actually happens, which is rarely as violent and one-sided as right-wingers like to think?Rather than a surprise attack down a side street, it's two people slowly falling for one another until one takes it too far and too quickly (for which he is rightly punished).
ziedybubs having to solve 18 captchas per post bless him x
>>221077218bait
>>221077218mad that you spent time writing this out. take a day off fella
https://x.com/brainrotpostig/status/2049130514175742131
fitbaw soon
>>221077243i mean he was right about this one tbf
well that's not allowed is it
might try and get all the gold symbols on Pokemon Emerald
>>221077240>She described coming to know the defendant at the hotel she was staying>at times charming and seductive towards her
>>221077261>>221077261>>221077261New
>>221077216good song
>>221077045
well that's clearly going to get deleted isn't it
>>221077277bizarre gimmick
>>221077277
not wednesday
Leftypol will see quintessential grooming and call it two people falling in love (one is a child)
take me back to the 2000s ladshttps://youtu.be/4i8ZCp3-n7w
right thats a lesbian sex scene in the last of us season 2 which i'm watching with mum and her wife
>>221077322bet that was awkward lolever... y'know
must be hard not to get a stiffy in that situationthey wouldn't know though so it'd be okay
sometimes my computer starts making a weird noise but then it stops when i smack it
>>221077314Labour tried to get pedophilia legalized in Britain during the 1970s. Most ppl haven't heard of it.
Is he okay
bella ramsey is the least erotic person alive
rorke wearing his teenie weenie itty bitty yellow polka dot bikini
cant decide whether to break up with the paki gf or noton one hand she's greaton the other hand, i read about immigrants this, immigrants that and i get embarrassedher sister is literally getting an arranged marriageits not right
>>221077406this is a female-coded thought just so you know
peng
bella ramsey looks like if you put an easter island head filter on snapchat>>221077406to her cousin?
>>221077406ever munch her curry hole or spread her arse cheeks to see it?
>>221077406Breaking up with your gf, because 4chan told you to, to own the libs
>>221077372What about John McCririck?
in-in-in the s-, in the sewer all alone
>>221077446He said "alive"
playing slime rancher 2
>>221077466McCririck lives
>>221077406i should flay you alive
cleaned all the dust from the back of my fan and it is blowing a LOT more air at me
BREAKING: shut-in incel freak with no friends is playing slime rancher 2 (alone)
any alien isolation 2 man in
>>221077504why?>>221077441im confused and lost, is all>>221077435yeah>>221077420how?
we watching the footy then?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70989jrdweo#:~:text=postcodeType in a postcode or the name of a local council below to see how many asylum seekers are housed in the area
pooing rn
stuck in lugia's stomach alone
>>221075955Damn we were pretty close to having penguins
The balls are being kicked by the men are they? Much wow
64% of homeless people housed by the council in Glasgow are refugees
>>221077555502five hundred and two many
>>221077602Get them wanked
RIGHT*slaps knees*
the bath was lush. 4x lush in fact
>>221077538>how?thinking about breaking up with a perfectly fine 'f due to social pressure
>>221077538If you like her then keep seeing her. If you don't like her then don't keep seeing her. If you break up her just for the reason that she's an immigrant then that's a really dumb reason.
Rorke pissed off at two Afghanis raping a woman
>>2210773503 rules of applied mechanics innit1. Always use the right tool for the job2. The right tool is always a hammer 3. Anything can be used as a hammer
housemates have realised I'm a freak now and have stopped talking to me
cockmogs me by far
>>221077656>>221077657but do i really want my brother in law to be called mohammed?
>>221077406FONT
Rorke pissed off at immigration not realising we need African genes to survive climate change
>>221077698why does that matter
rape machine online and activated
>>221077727well said
free again to do as I please
