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No BBC talk allowed beyond this point
>>221079235AI slop
>>221079293That shit knocks tho, give a fuck
It's entirely possible to be immortal age wise speaking which means we will definitely eventually find a way to not age, that's not to say you can't get sick or die violently you just won't wither, think like perpetually 25yo
I wrote an entire opera using tableture one time
the contrast between pink cock and black pussy is of exquisite excellence. the frenchmen understood this artistic look well.
>>221079357Pink is a feminine color, black is masculine. It doesn't work the way you described
>>221079292my god...
>>221079357Patrician>>221079373plebeian
>>221079357Thomas Jefferson sounding mf
>>221079373its true
where are the messssicans?
Black girls have pink pussies. What are you babbling about?
>>221079292Does he even appreciate it? like, does he remember being a tortoise child, and comparing that world to today?
>>221079471They are purplish compared to their skin color
In music, never trust translated libretti, especially from Italian to English because they always just translate it as whatever they want, not what it actually says. "I te vurria vasa" doesn't mean "I know I'm only dreaming". Not even close, it means like "Im longing to kiss you"
>>221079487>dwarf>fridge bodyHate how she tries to be hot
>>221079479Uh, turtles aren't self aware dummy
>>221079471>Black girls have pink pussiesThe interior is pink yes, but the labia is black
>>221079487>bogged>4'9She wouldn't make an attractive older woman
>>221079487Shes not even sexy
>>221079532You don't know that
I look like this
I put two medium sized neodymium magnets on either side of my ballsack and enjoyed the magnetic field. Im really him.
>>221079589When will you recover?
Might just burst my aneurysm at the gym one of these days
I can't remember the last time I saw someone do standup that wasn't a back and forth with someone in the audience or a political podcast
>>221079592I'm baritone but I love singing tenor Parts like I'm Pavarotti or something.. Don't get me wrong, Gino Becchi was great too and a true baritone, but it seems like tenors get all the popular love. Although I will say Gino was in a movie with Tito Gobbi and Gina Lolobrigida where he sang Largo al Factotum in his glorious baritone voice, but the tenor Tito was the star of the movie. It ain't fair, really. Just found the clip, listen to that magnificent baritonehttps://youtu.be/dGhGID_1AVI?si=Nq4axCW4mGQrx9tl
>>221079739average person who disagrees with me
>>221079592Oops didn't mean to reply to you sorry
This mfer really an opera singer
>>221079745This white boy from the 12th century AD
>>221079778Certo, I studied opera for many years. That's how I learned Neapolitan, juagliò
>>221079292>who must go?
>>221079809White people really be learning opera when we is in the trenches in the traps in the projects
I deserve this
Wow, Gina Lollo only died 3 years ago. I thought she died in like the 60s or something
>>221079845Ggggggg :--D
>>221079809Are you that gay guy on twitter that always shows his tits?
>>221079882Is that jenna fischer?
>>221079845Tourtoises live so long cuz their metabolism is so slow and they move like snails
>>221079501Yeah a lot of the time they translate it loosely to make it more singable or lyrical
got the bad bunny on
>>221079933No, my surname is DiStefano
Shot suppressed today. Face is full of carbon and oil. Law of equal exchange. Buy a flow thru can.
Name a more iconic duo than my cock and Spinny’s mouth
I'm so fucking done, I'm legit so done
Three foreign flags in a row Something must be done
>>221079939it’s her evil twin, annej
That's it, release the hounds
>>221080131Dude continue posting more
Never forget 4 (You)s in a row
>>221079292Me.
>>221080192"Post more clothes, sure" portubro coded
>>221079891My penis killed her sorry
>>221080011>>221080058>>221080065This general is for canada, USA and Mexico only. Thanks
>>221080241*Clothed
>>221080241Im high on stims jerking off to the office rn
I am STARVING
>>221080280Hope you're jerking to Pam.
>>221080302He's jerking off to Maredith
im going insane aaaaaaaaaa
>>221080270Take another good look at my post and say I'm not american, fuckhead
>>221080296reminds me of that book The Giver
>>221079487is that wet spot editedhard to tell these days
>>221080319WhoSorry I was never a big fan of The Office I just know Michael Scott Dwight Schrute Jim and Pam
>>221080319:-O :-D>>221080302Angela and jims first gf Kathy
>>221080354Aggio pigliato na sbandat per issa, at least I did when she was young
>>221080327reminds me of that saying Just Giv'r
>>221080327>The GiverI saw the movie (it was bad)
>>221080354Continue
Me imagining DiStefano practicing opera singing
>>221080354Libshits will look at this and deny white is beautiful.
>>221080457You should see me in my Armani ;)
>>221079479From my experience, reptiles have a very loose concept of time in the sense of before/now/after. I think if a reptile could speak it wouldn't be able to understand what you meant by 'yesterday' or 'tomorrow'.
>>221080536Can I see you naked?
Oh my God these fucking pieces of shit have kept me on hold for THREE HOURS IM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND
>>221080555You can blow your brains outOdio i froci
>>221080571ISP, student loans, insurance or government?
can one of you wipe my ass for me? I can't reach behind there because of how fat my BBC is becoming
>>221080431the book was terrible, it's clearly pedo lore. my disgusting gay teacher made us read it.
>>221080354I've never seen any photo from this shoot besides this one. What was the concept? Do other photos even exist?
Being Somali is like Bananas and Rice
Is being black like having poop on your skin?
I was raped by my step brother for years
Kid Rock - Bawitdaba
>>221080591>>221080591Government lolFood stamps
Niggas in europe be like>my grandma got hit by a drone
>>221080829What are girls like in Estonia
>>221080829Niggas in europe be like>my sister got raped to death my a Somalian>and my brother is trans>and my dad is in prison for thought crimes>and my mom is welfare and votes for leftist parties>and I'm broke but owe $1,300 in taxes and got stabbed on the bus yesterday and now I have AIDS>but AMERICA is TERRIBLE
>old lady screaming at the deli counter for help after 5 minutes of waitingwhy do they act like this
>>221080852foids are foids
>>221080885Niggas in toronto say exactly that
Drake Iceman meme is the hottest and funniest meme of April 2026
Do you think people shout ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY at Mike Shinoda in the street?
Do you guys watch jasontheween
>>221080918haha true, Toronto is a desolate shithole filled with rapists and thirdies. nuke it.
>>221080891In the old second world the hairy deli guy will proceed to curse the old hag out and maybe hit her
>>221080354my burgfu
>>221081006's what you get when di infahmahs reach critical mass
I am the king of cum, that's a fact
>friend’s gf got pregnant>instantly leaves him and starts preparing to ruin his lifegrim
>>221081088>I am the king of cum, that's a fact*cums on you*
>>221079589
>>221081115limmy bogged himself?
>>221081115Mark Zuckerberg x Linus Sebastian
It's gonna take time to restore chaos.
>>221081103Truth nuke many in cum aren't ready for
Quadruple decker fucking burger
Is there any way to have a deal like I pay you a monthly salary to have my child and then fuck off after birth
>>221081169Thoughts on George W Bush?
Is AliExpress a scam? I've never ordered anything there before
>>221081209No it's just a Chinese front store for cheap Chinese shit
>>221081193George Bush doesn't care about black people
Bush knocked down the towers
>>221081103Pokemon is kino
>>221081169Forty jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches
https://youtu.be/t8qANZ_WrsY?si=J9n5iYLmbvYm5csF
I'M ON A K-HOLE LIKE ELON BRUH
whom khhv?
>>221081308That is literally not possible at 18 and over
>>221081293I'm in a K-on
>>221081352
>>221081259Hell yeah dude
>>221081372I am literally Yui
What are your thoughts on h3h3
>>221081352>>221081372https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk05JCQEl54
>>221081414Put my fucking dinner on the table and keep your mouth shut.
>>221081418>>221081407
>>221081414I like how he shits on the Quartering
>>221081414I quite enjoyed them back when they started out
>>221081293My driver had a bitch that got constant bladder issues from doing too much K
It's no way to find your soulMy fingers down your pie holeLet's just say I'm looking for cluesI found a way to get my thrillIt's aftermarket fentanylDon't care how many rednecks it's killed'Cause I'm so happy when I've got my bluesI'm in the kitchen on a cruiseI'm cooking up a codeine ragù
>>221081414gigacringe
>>221081209Cheapest place to get 7500F's last I checked
Have the urge to kill myself again
>>221081480Me too, but I won't do it ever never ever.
>>221081480we all need to walk morewalking is good for the mind
>>221081526I need to be medicated
>>221081414legit forgot about their existence
the only government assistance im on is for healthcare. i dont mind starving myself
I work as a security guard for my states holocaust museum
>>221081548Me too, I'm off my meds beause no jo and no mony
>>221081597Get any tight Abby pussy yet
>>221081597>sir, if you chud out one more time, I am authorized to taze you and call the authorities!
GONNA GET YOULIKE A SPACE BOYWOAH WOAHWOAH WOAHI'M READY BABE
>>221081597based jews creating jobs for the /cum/mie
>>221081433I can't stand any YouTuber covering that boring faggot I stopped watching kino casino because every episode is just the same shit now, also Jeremy won in the end completely nuking their clip channel and all they can do is endlessly seethe about it
I'M (not) FUCKING ART HOES LIKE (f)ELON (he probably isn't either)
We should colonize other planets and if life happens to evolve on them the ruins we leave could be a fun treat for them to figure out :)
>>221081673We should send space crafts full of diseases and germs to random planets
>>221081637I was forced to ask a guy to leave cause he was laughing too much
>>221081642listening rn and this person is NOT a Dave Rodgers, more like Davide Ruggierini
>>221081725>he was laughing too muchWhat part was he laughing at, do you guys do the Star Wars holograms
The south will rise again brothers!(I was born in a state that was a territory during the civil war)
>>221081591Get a job
that new globohomo malcolm in the middle makes me so sad, i haven't even watched it yet and will not. childhood ruined, they shouldn't have made anything
>>221081745Are you an Oklahomo
I need to go to american and get a sexy negress
>>221081755yeah one sec
>>221081745>I was born in a state that was a territory during the civil warSo you are a spic?
>>221081755I'm trying. Nobody is hiring apparently
>>221081745You lost
>>221081673I told this to chatgpt and it started sperging at me about ethics and the planetary protection committee
mom made me a cake today
>>221081777>I need to go to american and get a sexy negressYou'd kill in Atlanta, Miami, Dallas, or Philly as an Aryan
>sudden sharp lung pain from the waxpen ZOOMER MOMENT *does the T pose*
>>221081835He's Somali doe
>>221079292Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?
>>221081662Okay Melanie Mac
>>221081771>They made dewey a fag with a black trans boyfriendGrim
>>221081852>He's SomaliDoubtful, usually they're the ones posting PAWG stuff.And if he is Somali then my condolences. He can join his Brothers on the first flight home.
Jeets? No, not a fan
I am filled with rage. Society OWES us SEX.
Despite public images it's clear that Olivia Rodrigo is 10x the whore Sabrina Carpenter is
Jews? Nah pham, not a fan, big L for the 'yahu and his people fr
>>221081896This post GLOWS
Garlic Naan is good af I don't care if they make it with their feet
>>221081894Jeet means victory
>>221081946
Uh oh someone's mom got dicked down by a big Indian cock
>>221081819>go to another planet in your cybertruck>the planet protection committee only exists on earthhehcheckmate poorfags
all these sexy ass babes at the gym be eye balling me like crazy
Would you rather be born as a dot or a feather?Dot you get to go to any 1st world western country and steal easy entry jobs from the youth and disregard social norms. Feather you are locked to a reservation and whatever small town close to it for basic needs. You get to sit around drinking fire water and gamble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Yl0ALK3-4
>>221082068>posts about it instead of talking to themPUSSY
Vancouver is the best city in Canada, maybe ever. Nuke the 6 tho.
>>221082121I was running through the six with my woes
I plan on never waking up
>>221082082Im already a doomer so I'll just go with feather
>>221082127Vancouver also startd with a 6 so idk why that makes Toronto special
How do med school students get sick?! Like bro just look back at your notes the fuck
Eating the meal of the champions
New Yorker cartoon
>>221082222wheres the funny
>>221082222checked!
>>221082211Oh banana!
>>221082235found the magatard
> "Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"
:tweking emoji: *moans like a bitch*
>>221082261never voted for the fat pedo and I never will
>>221082211UMA
How's that big project you've been working on going, Anon? Made any progress lately?
>>221082295Gave up on it, I don't like trying too hard
Lk wish we grew up in an al gore America world
>>221082295if by big project you mean expanding my pokemon card collection, then yes
>if by big project you mean expanding my pokemon card collection, then yes
So freaking adorbs!!
>this morning was this morning
>>221082401Dude no way
>>221082324That's too bad. Is it something you can pick up later? Either way, at least you had something for a while!>>221082339A pokémon card collection is fine too. Don't mind the rude Canadian.
>>221082397Adorable at the end
>>221082397I think you're the poster here I like the least.
My sister offered to make me a sandwich...
>>221082295I have written like half a book in the last two months and completely reorganized my own personal wiki in a fit of autism, I have no plans to ever share any of it though it's just an autism project for my own satisfaction and fun
>>221082382nocard-having bitch nigga detected
can you make me a sandwich?
>>221082448No
>>221082429fk is a bald german incel who frequently fucks thai ladyboys (prostitutes of course) on the down low, he does not have a single redeeming quality about him
>>221082295Yeah the Yamaha is almost done
Mewtwo was a legendary pokemon but no one cared about having the actual card, it was so low status you were actually a fag if you had it in the late 1990s.
>>221081858Ah I thought I was going to get a Chinese literary reference but it was only a Genshin reference...
this made me lose my shit back in the day
>>221082082>locked to a reservationNo, the government will give you a free ride through university and thank you for the privilege. If you are remotely successful they will shower you with accolades. The reason this is still so rare is that's it's very easy to be a bum on rez getting wasted every day while government still pays for you to exist.
Scrunching my stinky toes
>>221082472then explain why the coolest pokemon card is mewtwocheckmate, atheists
Onlylosemehome
Watching Destiny
Sydney is OVER
nikocado quickly disappeared from the algo after he lost all the weight. It's as if people want to see a morbidly obese trainwreck and not a skinny old twink. If he had to change he should have became buff as fuck
>>221082561But you saw his blown out asshole so 'cado won
>>221082436Sometimes those are the best. One year I grew a certain kind of flower and never took any pictures or told anyone about it, so I have something that only belongs to my memory.>>221082466Are you restoring an old one?
>>221082545the mounting is crazy
Busted a galaxy sized nut to fat Touhou porn ERP, then chewed a fat wad of America's Best Chewing Tobacco and blasted girlpop. Felt wonderful. Gonna take double my klonopin dose later tonight and watch Sailor Moon while deciding whether or not to spend more money on historic coins on ebayAm now listening to Built To Spill's first album and am in awe at how good they were from the firsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox6uA-OOSs8
>>221082574and we rarely see it posted here anymore
>>221082507it's still, and always has been, a mint condition 1st edition holographic Charizard. you are a newfag baby idiot if you disagree.
>>221082579Yes it's a 01 riva
the neighborhood woodpecker found a piece of metal somewhere and he wont stop fucking drumming on it
>>>/gif/30578167
>our best city is budget version of Seattle Just nuke this entire country
>>221082592troon post, post an interesting coin at least god damn
I was watching some scarlet johanson movie about her being in scotland seducing men and submerging them in a black liquid. I wasn't really paying attention but I was bricked up because she got naked a lot and I wanted to pause to goon
Everyone has tattoos nowadays eh
This is me in my low cortisol flow state while niggas is running they mouth about me 24/7
>>221082606post your first edition, poser
>>221082669I don't have one but it doesn't mean it's not the best. Your post is meaningless cope and seethe.
is discussion of chang/zhang related shit not allowed on this board or do we just hate chinks here? both perhaps?
At the community theatre. They should have been onstage 20 minutes ago and people aren't in costume yet. I think the set is unfinished too. This is fucked unless they get their act together by Friday
>>221082698We love cute Asian women also we have a Canadian poster here who is of Chinese Japanese heritage called Mr Zhang Tokugawa
what shall we watch on tubi bros?
>theatre
>>221082702Sounds really anxiety inducing
>Sounds really anxiety inducing
>>221082709very canadian
>>221082726Makes you wonder how much flaseflagging goes on here
I have selective depression
>>221082682broke-ass
>>221082745If I was onstage yeah I'd be worried. I just did my part trying to teach the music to the cast. It's a little frustrating when they don't have things up to par.
Is there anything more iconic and pleasing to the ear than the Westminster door chime?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ju6JckpAIg
>>221082726Yeah the venue is a theater. The artistic field is theatre
>>221082803that whore sitting on my penis
>>221082803>Is there anything more iconic and pleasing to the ear than the Westminster door chime?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPViekdacQ
>Yeah the venue is a theater. The artistic field is theatre
>>221082803Post more goon fuel
>>221082803that whore sitting on my face
>>221082803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndnb0scpk7s
>>221082840
>>221082781>>221082745I've handled worse. Sometimes I have been playing live and people skip a line or make up words or a tech disaster happens. Those are always fun
Ate many granola bars just now
>>221082824i like this one betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcCwDVX_ZtY
>>221082848ZOMG THIS IS EPIC SAUCE
>>221082890i do too on second thought, been a while since i had heard them
IF YOU EVER TRY TO LEAVE ME I'LL FIND YOU RONNIE
momberg keeps saying 4channers I show her look "mental", she said so about jason and this dude from [s4s] pic related
>4channers I show her
>>221082967He's cute
corr just took a trip to poobergistan>>221082863shes perfect
>>221082474The Genshin reference is in itself a reference to a Song Dynasty poem
>>221082803she has good face and hairbut genuinely most unattractive fing a woman can dois be a thot
Everyone in /cum/ has a cute blonde blue eyed girlfriend and I don't I RESENT /cum/
>>221083016You're my bf lumsbra
a boy like you by tomora such a good song
even cute anime girls have tummyaches
despi>>221082967te being troon coded
I love having f4mi yapping in the background
Went through the whole discography of These New Puritans yesterday and today. Very good stuff, some might even say excellent stuff.
>>221082875
>>221079479from what I understand reptile brains are extremely primitive compared to mammal brains (e.g the difference in intelligence between a reptile and a mouse is much larger than the difference between a mouse and a human) and they likely lack anything we would even understand as episodic memory. they can adapt to and are shaped by experience in an unconscious fashion but do not really 'remember' what happened even 5 seconds ago much less years before
>>221082967isnt that rasputin>>221083060you cant have a "tummyache" if youre a made.up charagter
>>221082967isnt he that russian witch doctor o algo?
This is for you :)
>>221083114Call me when she starts pooping out a huge string of anal beads. Yawn.
I like to be in americaOK by me in americaEverything free in americaFor a small fee in americaBuying on credit is so niceOne look at us and they charge twiceI have my own washing machineBut what do you have to keep clean?
Just visited s4s for the first timeI don’t understand it
reminder the german is actually an israeli jew
>>221083133anon, girls dont poopthat would be disgusting
>>221083133phwoargood post diss
>>221083147You're from the 70s but I'm a 90s bitch
If you are from Michigan, bro... You've got to just fucking kys already OMM.
>>221083189I want to live
>>221083178I don’t careI love it!
I've been to michigan
Question for Americans: what are the top 5 best states overall? I always see people with random criticisms but never understood why. Let's get a final consensus on the absolute objective top 5 best states.
>>221083219>my state numba won>ur state doggy doo
>>221083219>picThis bitch is probably like 4'11
>>221083219utah, washington, wyoming, new hampshire and montanahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw9grDlMtS4
Steak and kidney beans
>>221083219AlaskaCalifornia Washington MontanaWyoming
>>221083219oregon californiamichiganpennsylvaniahawaii
ragebait or gock, that’s all ya’ll niggas post about
>>221083265>Pennsylvania Lmao
>>221083189why you mad faggot
Remember that guy who always came in and asked which city in the us is the best for a guy who hates hot weather and sports and stuff I liked that gimmick
>>221083265nigga these are the worst states
Where my sexy Caucasians at
>>221083281shut up leaf, you are canadian>>221083272comfy as fuck
>>221083278no he was annoying
>>221083278He still does it on /sp/
>>221082648I'm not a YWNBAW I'm a firefighter. 18th century Bavarian "Madonnenthaler", I've been into these lately
>>221083315It was funny to me because he came in all the time to ask some variation of that question but never actually responded back to anything >>221083322Based!
catbergs just cant just chill together they start pawing at eachother
I have lived in TN, MS, AZ and RI. TN is the best.
>>221083365>but never actually responded back to anythinghe used to, years ago. think he was actually serious about it
Threadcuck better make the new quick
I have lived in Virginia my whole life and it is the worst state
>>221083402This is probably true. I've never heard anything good about the Virginias.
>>221083413>>221083413>>221083413
>>221082803Licking her feet and rubbing my dick on her soles
