Tunnocks edish
first!
creg stahp reading the mainstream meteor
>first!
>>221083109Good little bitch boy
Get on the Jack Roworth trainWish I'd seen the "shitting himself in an EasyHotel" era at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiUZYLm3CqAme when im wistfully drivin around with a bunch of handsome blokes
>>221083109good dish
Someone in a previous thread from a few days ago said I had a fixation with 70s jazz which isn’t true. I like metal from the 80s and rock from the 70s.
>>221083132You a thrash man?
might go vegas
>>221083126Because I like Scottish tea cakes? Fuck off you faggot bitch
>>221083109>See also: Chocolate-coated marshmallow treatswhen reality intersects with Roald Dahl books
rorke on his deathbed wishing he spent more time arguing online
any sniper elite 5 man in?
>>221083142Aye
>>221083158finally a good yank post
>>221083170Could never get into the smaller bands. Either not great lyrics or not great vocals
>>221083109remember cumming in one of these back in the day
>>221083190mate...
sup ghostie
leftypol and rasheed rolling rorke up into a ball and playing basketball with him
wheres ghostie
just had one of the (im guessing new) cream filled tunnocksnot a fan, bit salty
rorke fi dead
Hope people start going back to Mass again
>>221083179https://youtu.be/Cuz3t3eUqVs?si=a9hqyWFG6nQ-KkQbFiltered.
>>221083212fucking wailingthe piss jugs bring the whole thing together
>>221083223your mums gone back to mass hasn't shenever left mass did she
About to go pre-sleeptoil and can hear someone enter the toilet, fucks sake
rorke imagining himself getting an oscar and refusing it out of protest against the woke
That's another day wasted.
Think the Indian lass at toil probably fancies meWon't stop messaging me on facebook about mundane shite
>>221083248what fingy shoulda done since he was talking shit about exacyly that before he wonsean penn
>>221083226Lmao
>>221083248Hollywood isn't as funny as the average tik toker now. It's dead media.
>>221083248Nah, I send my nepo-baby daughter to accept it on my behalf and use her speech to condemn everyone for thinking that the themes of the film apply to their enemies but not to them
you tunnock!
>>221083109looks good
got the farty vegan faggots onhttps://youtu.be/ooByDe_KpYY
Empty feeling after playing video gamesThink I’ve outgrown it
broke nigga alarm
*reads brit*
>>221083329luv sum testeh courgettes
>>221083329Bit of me that
>>221083263ktim
fire psychologists out of a cannon
>>221083329Could use some protein
Ariana Grande has officially announced her 8th studio album "Petal" out July 31st :>>>
mumbergs went and run up a loan under my dads name and never paid it and a court summon showed up, fuming
>>221083367rorke's nan
>>221083343alri 18 year old
>>221083385
>>221083329O wonder if Emma Watson’s a vegan.
im a young 30 year old guy and i still like playing games :)
>>221083385Thank you, next.
>>221083406wtf gay nigger
>>221083412I hadn't played a game since I turned 31 in 2021.
think fairies exist?
>>221083329those forks are just way too big
>>221083412same and a virgin and a neet!
Listening to Razorlight and shithttps://youtu.be/4iZqXoDKfY8
>>221083424I reckon you’re a fairy you mincing shirtlifter.
>>221083424There's a few in this thread.
>>221083423What about the game of life?
have no idea what I'll be making for din dins
>>221083424the south of england exists, yes
>>221083412Sybau unc ahh mf
>>221083279get her fucking shagged immediately
NIGGERS
>>221083436
>>221083423How about the dating game?Oh no, never had a go at that one
>It’s been revealed that OpenAI’s Codex system prompt includes explicit instructions to "never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other creatures.”they don't want you to know that ghouls and goblins exist
Move to Italy
>>221083423posting on 4chan is just as bad tho
>>221083454Still screaming racial slurs in the lobby waiting
Yesterdays america first with nick fuentes was a little lackluster if were being real. Lets hope he really brings it tonight lads
>>221083457i'm a weirdooo
>>221083473need to see her cock
>>221083478like mexican catboys huh?
Get the Latin Mass said
>>221083461too warm
just realised something massive and epic.......the Channel Islands are like how the Canary Islands are for the Spanish but they're for the British......
>>221083466I'm still a virgin living with my parents, I just don't play video games anymore.
>>221083473Would listen to Rammstein with while shagging her absolutely rotten!
very close to forming Yuan de lads
Might overthrow democracy in a central american country to protect the meagre profits on my banana trade
there are loads of virgins here
Move to Perth (Western Australia)
>>221083501Epic... XD
>>221083518I don't believe you.
had house painters in today and the smell is so awful. like greasy burning poison down my throat
>>221083518we should all meet up to change that x
>>221083519I live in perth Scotland
Little guatemalan fruitniggas do be picking my froots for a pittance dont they, they love it
>>221083501my great-grandfather was born in jersey looks like a comfy place to live
>>221083537How many did you 'have'?
man was not meant to work 5 days a week
What's happening?
The lads
>>221083518yeah now that you're here
Mental brits went to new lands and just named it after where they came from like fucking idiots.
>>221083564I am good.
>>221083564
gta6 will be set in TURKEY!
>>221083573they were homesick
>>221083564corr you think they all stand in a circle playing with there little willys?
>>221083573Peter
>>221083564are they all...you know?
They added rorke to gta 6
>>221083548Move to Perth (Western Australia) most brits do eventually anyway.
>>2210835852026.
i got warned for misclassified reports for the egypt bottake the fucking piss
The mayan man picks my bananas The aztec man mows my lawn The han man knits my poop emoji sweater with his little fingers
>>221083564how are they all so chopped
i would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today
>>221083601Mama
>>221083613if they were handsome they wouldn’t have resorted to pretending to be girls
These voice notes from a Scouser who's bummed a Brazilian ladyboy hahahahahahahahttps://twitter.com/AlbyLad_/status/2048869136973840803
GTA7 will be set in interwar England.
ca-NUH-dabut i'm sure it means the houses, the village
Hate seeing i got a (you) only for it to be egyptbot
>>221083564you know it smell crazy in there
It total aryan victory
>>221083564would shag 4 of these
>>221083554in the house painting, stinky. but there were only 2 of them
>>221083580Um
>>221083623wasn't worth posting the first time
>>221083602What is it about Perth particularly? I've been to NSW, Vic and QLD and yet everyone's like "I'm moving to Perth"Is it some kind of subconscious white flight thing from centrist normies?
>>221083623Against shit my body will survive.
Video games are a proxy for adventureSo what can we do irl to replace it
>>221083658Surrogate activities innit
2026.
>>221083661I have to do that for 10 hours at work today.
>>221083658There is no more adventure. Western culture is finished its development. All the cathedrals have been built. All the continents explored. All the political experiments ran and all the wars fought. All the art is done. All the music explored All that’s left is stasis and repetition.
>>221083669Haha
>>221083685Nah
>>221083680lucky lad ive never felt one before
>>221083685This has always been the case
Yellow tailed black cockatoo.
any perfect entities in
>>221083685I won’t believe thisMaybe the adventure is in the inner world
>>221083658sports, travel, building or crafting things, sex
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
>>221083693im gonna poo in my bed
>>221083722Moving to Perth.
>>221083685My rebuttal ? *spreads arsecheeks*
>>221083713what's this guy up to then
>>221083292kek hairfta admit laffed at diss
>>221083698America still has genuine cultural exploration left to do. It’s still to solidly into its final form. Europe has already reached that. It did in 1945. Look at India, China, and the Islamic world. Unchanged in centuries. Same architecture, same art, same values. They only change when they adopt foreign ideologies and systems to survive, but even then they just take Western tech and political structure and fit it to their own needs. The West is calcified. It’s all built up. Western European civilisation developed roughly from 1000 AD to 2000 AD. It’s creative potential is over.
Might move to perth, China
>>221083738theft
wonder what it's like being a black person with an iq above 100do they just hate the rest of their race or what
>>221083693The Getaway included my aunts area, been tempted to load it in an emulator to see if I could find her house
>>221083355her exact look when she first saw me.old boy
>>221083713Apparently according to Tolkien the dwarves were inspired by the Jews, but Smaug is the most Jew-like character in all of Tolkien’s writings.
>>221083747Perth Chinatown (Western Australia)
I dont wanna go to sleep I wanna stay up and look at cool things on the internet
>>221083410her poos say nae
>>221083623Wilson I bummed her with a condom but I pulled out see
>>221083709not reallybefore we still had land to explore, empires to build, new philosophies and systems to experiment with. our culture was still being written. today it’s wrote. any further change is reactionary and tied to outcomes, not creative potential. for example, the rise in traditionalist nationalism to guard against mass immigration and low birth rates
>>221083755PHWOOOOAR good post diss
Think it might be over with the gf. My life is finished
so were the ancient greeks and romans just going raw into boys poo filled shitters thensurely they weren't doing condoms and enemas back then
Be honest see if there was a proper fit trannard exposing her bum to you would you shag it?
>>221083782>the rise in traditionalist nationalism to guard against mass immigration and low birth ratesWhat the fuck is "trad" about any of these capital class Larpers lmaooo are you actually a spaz
>>221083794Wish I'd even had a gf for things to be over with
The dwarves are inspired by the Jews and The Hobbit is about them violently returning to their homeland.
>>221083729we have a perth, don't think there's much to do there but it looks nice. yours is no doubt more exciting
>>221083713What's a dragon need with gold?
>>221083797No homosexuality wasn't a thing, it was depicted on pottery and other things as political smears.
>>221083741Ok this is fair. Plus we have the inevitable fusion with Latinx america on the cards, we will morph into something new and adventurous.>>221083782True
>>221083798hmm, if a man in a dress presented a poo tunnel to me, what would I do... hmm....
fun fact: perth comes from the pitctish word ᚚᚓᚏᚈ which means wood or grove
>>221083755so weird in pastdiss was so alien to mebut now i roon thru all deez places its so weird taking a look back.but now its all familiarlike back of the handwhat a life we livein
>>221083822a lot of their texts talk about itplato and aristotle weren't great fans
Might move to Potosi, Bolivia
>>221083845you are a victim of maxwells publishing company
Moving to Perth in Jamaica, which is located in Manchester.
>>221083801there is a definite rise in nationalist sentiment across western europe in response to mass immigration, and a disdain for secular morality. the economic interests of the management class notwithstanding
got my willy out
>>221083749never read the books although i did sort of watch some of the movies. the hobbit one was cute with the little house
rorke accidentally boarding a plane to kingston, jamaica instead of kingston, ontario (hypothetically) and coming back with a little island flair
>>221083859are you suggesting a publishing company put fake quotes from aristotle and plato disapproving of gay sex into their works
>>221083797Ancients? Mate that's happening these days
>>221083870He steals the cup which is Smaug's rightful property, also food and drink from the Elf King.
I’d American Pie Shannon Elizabeth if you catch my drift.
>>221083875lol
Cool.
Rorkeodopolous and Rorkeoğlu arguing about territorial extents in the Rorkian sea
>>221083887>Smaug's rightful propertyhe burned or ate the people who owned it before so i'd say anyone else had as much right to take it from him
>>221083797you know your bum doesn't have to be a mess, you can actually eat healthy and bathe regularly and keep yourself clean
Fbi Cia type of prank.
Give me one good reason why we should own Las Malvinas?
deer eating grass out in the front yard
>>221083911don't think healthy eating and a bath will clean the shit from your colon thoughbeit
>>221083919I think it's insects, mate.
Going bed soon team
>>221083919Cant think of one
been feeling pretty good scratching my asshole with toilet paper recently
Think of a doctor.
>>221083943We are the Brit team brit teamEver actually been shagged in the arse,
Fuck
>>221083929lovely, they are so beautiful
is south africa a bot or an ocd/autist/schizo
Gangaallah
>>221083987he posts here in between fending off hordes of biomass from his homestead
deer eating ass out in the front yard
Does anyone else find it strange that the same people who think we never went to the moon also believe the American government has UFO technologyyou think the military-industrial complex has anti-gravity aircraft that can do zigzags and dart across the sky and is in contact with aliens, but we couldn't send people on a rocket on a four day journey to the moon?
>>221083987I think he's a proper black as night africanhence the bizarreness
>>221084005the conspiracy canon is that the germans made it to the moon first or something
>>221084005
>>221083919why sgould argentuna owm itits culturally british
britain doesn't need immigra-
Wow! Clap.
Test
>>221084024tion
>>221084024fink we should just close the borders, kick illegals out and like let the population come downlike why do people want the popilation to keep growing as if the world has like infinitr capscity
>>221084050the gdp, stupid
>>221084024ban abortion and you instantly get replacement births
>>221083933if it's just normal anal sex nothing is going inside anyone's colon
>>221084044Mark Zuckerberg.
>>221084024true, after all the UK has never ever ever functioned with less population than the current population
>>221084024birthrates are supposed to fluxate, only these globalist corpo rats need everything to be constantly growing
>>221084056nah nah nahFUCK OFF
>normal anal sexquintessentially canadian post
>>221084063>normal anal sexum...
>>221084077Roberto on the number!
>>>/hm/2704252>>>/hm/2704252>>>/hm/2704252New
>>221084063it's going in the bloody poo pipe and there's poo in there
we don't kink shame in canada
Be advised.
>>221084089he looking freshly showered xx
Grow a plant.
>>221084019
what is egyptbot's backstory?
>>221084123Path.
boring cunts
>>221084138Swiss in Switzerland :)!
Fuck it I'll try and make her my girl if she says no whatever
something rorke has NEVER done before:>>221084141
>>221084156Mercy, life. Mercy, life.
>>221084024find it funny that everyone's bewildered at why indians are the biomass of choice when the only other two options that breed like rats on this planet are africans and muslimswhich of the three would you pick nigga
Literally cannot get a job because I refuse to tell a lie. I'm asked why I want to work here I tell them "I need money" and they act offended.
>>221084092it's really not a big deal to not have your rectum full of poo all the time
can't believe you had yanks hooting and hollering when the king mentioned their founding fathers during his address to congressvery very disrespectful
>>221084173User in this case! Fucking hell. Pay for pain at least!
>>221084071>what is an ageing population, longer life spans and a welfare state
>have to go out to a restaurant with toil colleagues on the morrow and dreading it 10x more than even the most stressful actual toil day100% chance I get sandwiched between two females twice my age who I have nothing in common with
>>221084178Ok, mate.
>>221084179it doesn't have to be full of poo but surely there will always be some poo caked on the walls of the rectum that will come off as you piston your wilbert in and out of it
is it true that bumders don't use bidets because it gives them a stiffer
>>221084178yeah that's definitely the reason you mouth breather
>>221084202Ugly looking.
>>221084202>have toKWAB
>>221084202just ask them if they enjoy playing with their buttholes if they act confused pull up a jav video of some japanese ladies licking each others buttholes
>>221084173>indians and muslims>above replacement ratenot really anymore is itit's just africa basically
>>221084185need a patriot to have stood up and slapped him like will smith at the oscars
>>221084216What the fuck am I supposed to say? "OH I'm so desperate to be your little goy slave gee wizz!" You must be a wog.
>>221084235kek this is me
>>221084207Now.
>>221084215n**** who uses a bidet...
appears my theory was confirmed!
>>221084207rectum is self cleaning and lubricated, if you have healthy poos there shouldn't be anything caked inside
GAY SEX FOREVERSTRAIGHT SEX NEVER
>>221084232>I luv muh teamwork>I want uh challenj >I relish the sense of accomplishment of completing a taskand then summat in there that makes you sound unique to stand outthe formula is piss. PISS I SAY.PISS.
>>221084251Time to sleep.
>>221084123Lol
if you need to use a bidet it means you dunkno how to wipe the arschlochewhcih means youre a child
>>221084263Each one of those are a lie so I refuse to say that.Proverbs 12:22
>>221084287I partied.
wish i had a bidet
>>221084232You guys love groveling to shekelberg you live for it
or they like the smell of poo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_hygienedoing research
>>221084291Good on ya, I respect that
>>221084315Retry...
For me it's the shower spray up the arsehole technique
>>221084315can tell diss page is aimed at indians
>>221084336Google!
>>221084315>French physician François Rabelais had argued about the ineffectiveness of toilet paper in the 16th centuryhe was right
>>221084336ktim
>>221084336i bend over and spread 'emnot proud of it but it does the job
New school.
>>221084336I did that once and a load of water went up my bum and i had to go for a series of watery poos during the day until my sump was drained. very bad idea
>Stones, leaves, corn cobs and similar natural materials may also be used for anal cleansingum
>>221084371What about washing yourself?
wyt and azn ppl be all like>We can't possibly have a child until we have £1million in savings!!!'slims, 'jeets and africans be like>fatima, you are pregnant with our 9th child, praise be to allahwhat's rorke doing about this situation?
>>221084402MODS
>>221084421he's looking for a wife
>>221084421Send.
egyptbotposting has taken a dark turn
>>221084297same i could install one but i cba
>>221084421they dont have google in egypt, youll have to understand
>>221084435Erik.
right im off to play a pokemon rom hack even though im 30 years old
got the peep show on
>>221084412actually rich/medium income muslim countries have quite low fertility ratesTurkey isn't breeding. Azerbaijan isn't breeding.Saudi, UAE, Qatar, Kuwait, Oman, Bahrain all have fertility rates around 2. Malaysia is below replacement rate. Bangladesh is below replacement rate now too (that's because despite being poor, the gov dedicated a shitload of resources in making that fertility rate plummet given there's 170m of them).Except for the Bangladesh anomaly, low fertility rates is just a sign of not being an absolute shithole.People get electricity, acccess to entertainment, get distracted by other things, lose the NEED to BREED.Wealth also leads to Urbanisation and cities are bad for kids anywhere.
>>221084412this would bang on xitter
wank then bed I reckon
>>221084483samewanna wank to the same thing? x
mali, niger, burkina fasonow those are countries we could learn from in regards to birthratesshame timbuktu is under siege right now
>>221084514>>221084514
