>no winter>segregated society>cool spider frens>endless coastline you can build house on>cool birds>masculine women>cool boongs>good beef>halal snack packs>democracy sausage>asian cuties>no chance of freezing to death even if you are hobo>you can fuck off to desert if you hate everyoneI am tired of pretending these poofs know something about suffering, desu.
>>221083868>>no chance of freezing to death even if you are hoboTry living in Melbourne in winter where none of the houses were designed with basic insulation practices in mind. Also>endless coastline you can build house on>Australia>building houseslmao
>>221084120I barely use heating during winter here, pozzbourne winter would not faze me cuz.
>>221083868Our houses have no insulation because of the heat so winters feel colder than anywhere in the Northern hemispherealso>building houses>masculine women being a good thing>cool poms>halal snack packs (they're called ABs)>asian cutieslollmao evenNone of this is true
>>221084120>>221084766Oh no, the horrible winters of 20 celsius, the horror!
>>221083868My cousin moved there and sent me a picture of a spider on his fridge door. It took up half of the entire thing. Fuck that.
>>221084905Shartxico doesn't have real winter either.>>221084916Yeah, I don't like bugs, we don't have many here.
>>221084916why yall niggas afraid of bugs, I have a spider the size of my hand living somewhere in my bedroom
>>221083868easily the best country on earth, sadly i lost the chance of moving there with that holiday visa
>>221084120>living in MelbourneOr just leave Victoria and go live somewhere that's not a failed state with hellish weather>>221084766Insulation's not that uncommon
>>221084120>Try living in Melbourne in winterthis is a joke right?
>>221086459>80 degrees in winterThat cannot be real
>>221084461winter in europe is not that cold tbqh, the moment you step inside a building its warm again and its not even that bad outside. I've found winters here are worse.
>>221084905>>221084461If it's 5 degrees outside, it'll be 5 degrees inside your room and bathroom too, you literally never manage to escape the cold and there is no "cozy indoors" like in Europe. It's all due to shitty housing design. Also it snows in parts of Victoria.>>221084970>>221084916Yah you're a pussy if huntsmen scare you, they're harmless and do pest control for free, bros if anything.>>221085820How old are you? Byron Bay, Sydney and Melbourne are full of Huezilians
>>221086696>the moment you step inside a building its warm again..yeah? do buildings not have roofs in your shithole or something?
>>221086782use case for buildings?
>>221083868>cool spider frensThe reason I will never ever come here as a tourist. I'd bd less scared in the Middle East
>>221083868My uncle has been running a sushi restaurant in Sydney and since he hasn’t come back here in around 30 years, I suppose it must be a good place to live
>>221084120>>221084766>>221086750Bro +7c min. temp seems pretty comfy
>>221083868you forgot>no jobs, just like its sheepshagger cousins
>>221086985If he has not come back that means he can't trust his Nepalese chefs to run the kitchen without supervision.
