A Muslim couple sees a doctorThe husband says "Doctor, doctor, my wife needs help!"The doctor asks "What is the problem?"The husband says "She won't stop bleating!"
>>221089840Hans you are being islamophobic. I am calling the police. They will come to your door.
>>221089863Prove it.
>>221089863French couple sees a doctorThe husband says "salam alaykum doctor"
>>221090169LOOOOOOL
>>221089840Germ man human is soooooo unfucking funny. Why are you trying to tell jokes anyway? Don't you know humor is a Balkan and Arab immigrant thing and in Germ many it's low class? No self-respecting will get caught telling a joke.I'm gonna snatch your gold earring and leave you with a slit in your hear so all other Germans can see that you have dishonored yourself.
>>221090907Never heard an Arab tell a joke in my entire life
>>221089840I don't get it. What does "bleating" mean
>>221090907German humor is widely recognized to be the best in the world
>>221090942Leave off lying or I will thrash you in the marketplace (of ideas) for it for all passers-by to see how you disgrace yourself.
>>221089840Stop me if you've heard this one.A blind guy enters a lesbian bar thinking it's just a corner pub. He orders a drink and asks the bartender, "hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?"Bartender looks around and says "buddy, before you tell that joke, let me tell you that I'm a blonde, the woman sitting to your left is a cop who's blonde, and the one to your right is a 180lb blonde MMA fighter. Now think real hard, are you sure you want to tell that joke?"Blind guy thinks for a second and says "nah, not if I have to explain it three times."
>>221090942KkkkkkkFinally a funny German joke!
>>221091357Thank you!>>221091235Thank you!>>221091272LOL
HELLO??????
>>221089840Do you know what separates humans from animals?-The Mediterranean
>>221093180LOL
