Sissy little Jesus could only turn water into alcohol (Haram), but Mohammed could split the moon in halfThe winner is clear
its not meant to be taken literally. In this case, the moon refers to the prophets anus, after the zutt night.
>>221096927but dont they split after the first time? Moe was an avid zutter
so they saw the half moon and went crazy or something? He obviously didn't split the moon.
another dogshit monoball thread
>>221096927Omg the prophet Muhammad (PBUH) (SWT) (RA) (WTF) (SAW) said he loved getting his anus pounded by Al-Zutt because it takes you closer to Allah (Saw) (PBUH) (RA) (Zutt)