You have 10 seconds to act as British as possible
>>221097600that's rude.
>>221097600Pint?
>>221097600Wagwan innit
>>221097600oi m8 it's chewsday innit where's your bantah loicense?
poo smells lmao
>>22109760010 seconds is not enough time to meddle in other countries' affairs, destroy Europe, fund Bolsheviks through the Fabian Society, pit European countries against each other, cause all wars in the 20th century (WW1 and WW2 included) and create Israelhttps://youtu.be/_lyEU79gBRY?is=qLApfxXJLLzhM3xl
>>221097600CORRRRR
>>221097600Oi ain’t got a loicence t’be Bri’ish, mate
screaming
>>221097600Sorry, I'd rather not.
Luv indians
>>221098005>ITS DA JOOOOOZI'm onto you, Nigel
>>221098084>Anglos decide to replace their own civilization with muslimsWhat do they mean by this?
>>221097600The reason they make fun of fluoride in the US water supply is because British people are vampires, but their weakness is fluoride instead of garlic. That's why they never brush their teeth.
sad about spurs going down
>>221098215As if you ever drink plain water.
>>221098084am i supposed to think spook eagle isn't cool?
>>221098215bro... fluoride isn't good for you...
>>221098745flouride is actually an essential nutrient in small doses. it's in potatoes and spinach.
>>221098745also: "bro" is american slang and you do not have permission to use it. you have to call people "mate". stick to the rules.
>>221098745you WILL drink the flouride. you WILL eat the iodide. you WILL be healthy and strong
>dives out the balcony
>>221097600OI BAZZA
>>221097600
>>221098943yes but you get waaaaaay enough of it in your diet
>>221097600That's a clashing of vernacular, lower class chavs say oh my days, bloody brilliant is a common middle class saying.
>>221098215US and UK are the only first world countries that put fluoride in their water and they both have the worst teeth. It doesn't work.
>>221099202you weren't supposed to know that
>>221099135Wow, I thought this was photoshopped. Women look truly awful when they don't get enough collagen.
>>221099135Before and after veganism. Holy shit, this should be a crime.
>>221099135Oh my yikeserinos
Vegans are unc mongs stuck in 2015
>>221099288>bloody brilliant is a common middle class saying.Not really, "bloody" is considered a lower class uncouth word. I would get told off and disciplined for saying it when I was a child because it was considered vulgar.
>>221099522Maybe 40 years ago it was lower class, but bloody and bloody brilliant are part of the old english vocabulary, where oh my days is new london afroslag.
>>221099653>Maybe 40 years ago it was lower classIt still is, it's just the middle class like to use lower class slang to blend in with the plebs because being openly middle class is a taboo snob thing
>>221099522is it true that "bloody" refers to period blood? that's what i was told when i was young.
>>221099522It's not like calling someone a cunt
they made an expensive only fans advert and convinced a bunch of film stars it was worthwhilewhy are jewberts like this
might pose as a doctor and swabs of prossie taints and analyse under a microscope
Popping off to Gregg's for a sausage roll and a bit of racism.
>>221099862Nobody really knows the exact origin, it could be a reference to that
>>221097600https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYS5WDJLQ
>>221099898What the fuck does this shite have to do with us? You worthless incel cunt get roped
>>221099135>>221099381You can't convince me she became like that because of veganism, people would stop doing it as soon as they look into the mirror.
>>221100089Always makes me laugh
things are going really bad, at the personal, social, and national level. things are only getting worse at all these levels. i feel incapable of stopping it and am border-line suicidal. but even though im miserable i won't try to fix things, or even tell anybody about it because that's not the british way.the british way is getting fucked in the ass and pretending its not happening.haha corr gyaldem rorke haha everythings fine haha blog on blog on
>>221103547>i won't try to fix thingsWhat do you suggest mate doing mate? The only thing citizens can do to change the direction of their country is by voting, and that's a waste of time>inb4 an armed insurrection
>>221097600oye bruv I got me todger stuck in me da's tallywhacker hole yea? Bit rude innit?
>>221097600>You have 10 seconds to act as British as possibleoi i'll wash up instead
>>221099135what in the world this tart's got gills
>>221097600oi govna, this lad doesn’t have a fokin afternoon tea loicence!
>>221104192What a wanka
>>221103604my point is in british culture if you ever say things are not alright you get mockedand that's a big reason why things are so incredibly fuckedso british people could start by allowing themselves to say, and admit, that things are fucked (and not just on an internet board, but in real life)
>>221098123Anglos are naturally depraved creatures. They are also far more talented than the rest of humanity.
>>221104361You don't know what you're talking about, British culture is knowing things are fucked but saying 'It's fucked but what can you do about it?' and shrugging your shoulders.
>>221097600BLOODY YANKS WRECKED THE FOOKIN SHOP
>>221098005It's weird how you made the most Jewish possible post while pretending to be anti Israel
>>221097600rorke something or other
>>221103195See also: bulimia/anorexia, tattoos, piercings
>>221097600cheerio m8, fancy a fag?
Love me footy, me chippy and me wife. Nothin at all like them lot in that up the road n Whittlebornby. Different species if I'm bein honest with ya
So this is rorke
>>221104523Cheerio means goodbye.
>>221104407Same shit
>>221104617and a chim-chim-cher-oo to you
>>221097747BASED POLAND
>>221097747But enough about germany
>>221097600No one needs a gun and I gave my loicense to post here.
>>221097600allahu akbar *stabs an infant*
>>221105332S'not the ay la we're all about inclusion, and anyone wantin to spread harm is no Englishman in my book. Learned that one from me mate Sardip down at the curry
bloody 'ell, time to watch a "sitcom" about an ugly sad man with a laugh track that looks like it was filmed in 1970
>>221097600corrr peng lad hit me spliff m8
>>221097600>eats curry and kebab
>>221097600ive just made a pie entirely from apples.
>>221107519desu this is kinda based
>>221107532this guy is a youtube legend
>>221107519I hate this shit>I WATCHED EVERY ADAM SANDLER MOVIE AND WENT INSANE!>I MADE A PIE FROM ONLY APPLES!>I ONLY ATE FOOD FROM 7-11 FOR 24 HOURS!>I BUILT A GUITAR OUT OF NINJA TURTLES FIGURINES!>I CAMPED IN A BLOODY ROUNDABOUT OVERNIGHT! BLOODY 'ELL, I'M OUTTA ME MIND!
>>221097747skill issue innit?
>>221100678Hit a nerve there eh Daz
>>221107810when i was in college he made videos on how to eat for a day/weekend with $1. its not like i went to the store after that and only spent like a few bucks but it did show me what is cheap at the store, and how to get creative with my cooking. i think he's a skilled home cook. Also, his scammer baiting content is good. i havent seen all his vids but he's just like, a guy doing things. you have to admire someone who knows how to enjoy their freedom
