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Hoping to finWe're two of a kind
>>221099770imagine if a man did that
Addo stann tutte quante? Hey, that rhymes
>>221099770Hot
Did you know Sweden controls the .nu domain despite it originally belonging to New Zealand? Yep we're an international clique alright.
>>221099770based
What's on the agenda for today?
>>221099770
>>221099864postang with da cumbums
>>221099880Okay but wait, is dad getting cucked by his own son?
>>221099879Bella Napule
>>221099823
I hate myself and I want to die
>>221099968Faggot
The concept and anticipation of sex is always so much better than the real thing
what if i pump my dick with a vaccum pump
>>221099990Hey that's my best good friend you're mouthing off at, you slimy little puke
>>221099995Lk truth nuke
>>221099990
>>221100005OkI'm sorryBye
fuck it if nick fuentes can call himself white I can too
what is his fucking problem?
>>221100182That’s a virusChinese virus
I have to buy tickets to see that Michael movie this weekend
i like how black americans talk cuz they love using complicated words
>>221100217Such as?
>>221100214He raped children though
>>221100267i'll tell you next time i see it on twitter
>>221100281This was dismissed as the prosecution had literally no evidence
>>221100281
this thread is not bussin Uncs be crashing out, on god
Average /r9k/ poster experience
>>221099880The answer to all my fuckin dreams right there
>>221099794men can't have babies, no matter how feminine the penis might be
>>221100386AsmonGOD just keeps dabbing on these dorks
If humans had long skin tails we could do epic parkour because we could balance super well
anyone who was not alive when 9/11 happened needs to leave the /cum/ zoneimmediately.
>>221100369my only regret about covid is that i didn't take enough photos of the insane social distancing enforcement attempts. university put pylons on chairs in the cafeteria then when people removed those they secured them in place with steel cables. medical school common area had chairs wrapped in plastic wrap with signs about social distancing on them. the signs became more and more sternly worded as the plandemic progressed. the walking path arrows. the line up dots. i did make a lot of money on that crash and bounce though that was pleasant and offset some of the unemployment losses.
>>221100441>we had a dream>to sell cocaine to everyone>poison their lives>kill them with ODs>destroy families>what happened man>what would Dr. Martin Luther King think>now pick up that duffel bag and let's go destroy Miami
>>221100487I got a long skin tail for yaIf you know what i mean?
unused ram is wasted ram, chud. always remember that. and disabling services? what are you even talking about dumbass. wait-- what did you just say? the registry? don't you FUCKING DARE TOUCH THE REGISTY DON'T EVEN THINK OF THAT SHIT
Scranningtonshire a burgerstein
>>221100536that's why I run no less than 40 tabs at any given time. if i see even a few kb of RAM available I just load up another jpeg of tiddies or 4chan
>>221100493does life start at conception or exit from the birth canal
>tfw @Inafish01 hasn't dropped a new video in over 24 hours
>Derrick Foreal, alright? Derrick FUCKIN Foreal. The answer to all your FUCKIN dreams..
>>221100597oh, my dear goyim. excellent. simply excellent.
>>221100608the zygote is love, the zygote is life
Just did a neti pot session and feel a lot better.
Gen Zer ragebaiting American boomer about not having what it takes to get the job done in the Nam thus making their generation soft
the stuttering and input delay I had in cs2 went away the moment I switched from fullscreen exclusive to fullscreen windowed
>>221100771The Geneva Conventions were a mistake o algo
>>221100527Fag
jenna fisher in her 50s and still some elite milk
Bob Lazar is not a liar
>>221100536>the registry? don't you FUCKING DARE TOUCH THE REGISTY DON'T EVEN THINK OF THAT SHITWhat are some registry changes that can save ram?
whatever happened to jay-jay?
Unironically 'ate boomers >They tell you to understand the value of hard work while basically having everything handed to them >Saying gen zers are selfish while their generation was one of the most selfish in recent US history >Pretending like the hippie movement wasn't just a bunch of selfish drug addicts finding a reason to have sex out of marriage habitually
What a retarded experiment. Literally everyone could just press the red button and live. There is no reason at all for anyone to press the blue button unless they just want to die. It's not a moral question about saving other people because if everyone presses the red button then everyone lives.Pointless experiment.
>>221100796Was your pc made in Africa?
buncha hackers in this thread i think (please dont doxx me >< )
>>221100856ah yes the top secret alien research facility you can get HD imagery of on google earthmeanwhile literally every square inch of israel is blurred
israel and killing children best friends
>>221100900boomers will always be an enigma to me>basically invent consumer computers>also extremely tech illiterate>super conservative generation>invents wokeism and brainwashes millenials
you guys remember when jane fonda sat on that anti-aircraft gun with north vietnamese troops, and everyone started calling him hanoi janethat was crazy, heh
>>221100953it was made in taiwan by lenovo. the sick fucks, they put an igpu in it.
>>221100962cope
>>221101037Why would I remember that? Why would you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_satellite_map_images_with_missing_or_unclear_datainteresting list>Several large areas of Antarctica are blurred, including one over 23 km (14 mi) long. Blurring is well past the normal low-resolution for most of the continent.
if there is a beautiful foid here I will suck on your toes
>>221100946My thought is that I can press the blue button and then become an hero, which only works if not everyone else is trying to do that, which is what I assumed should've happened.
if you're a woman i'll let you suck my toes
>>221101094But there is literally no need for that. Everyone can just press the red button and live.
>>221101094you mean pressing the blue button because you want to die? it doesn't say how it kills you though, could be extremely painful
Feet fetishist be like>Whose feet?! Your feet! UwU
I've been ickmaxxing with great success
>>221101076because of aliens
But why male models?
>>221101026Those are different kinds of people. No group is a monolith
I never really noticed it before but the singer of Our Lady Peace and the singer of Tragically Hip have similar voices
>>221101152For bleu
I have basically listened to every post-rock album, or at least everyone worth listening to.
Fellas my algorythm has made me a coomer. It's worked against me and I fell for itI guess it's time to uninstall social media for a while, maybe forever, and try to fix my brainThat includes 4chan. This place is a porn-ridden hellhole and the lot of you should probably follow my steps
>>221100888Jayjaykaiserthejetplane?
>>221101224Tragically Hip sounded like a discount REM
>>221101079she would much rather you hit her venmo with 500 dollas
>>221101265Start a react channel
If I don't land this stupid help desk job, maybe I'll go for electrician apparently.theres one close to me that says it accepts anyone though you have to apply in person
>>221101153I say dis
>>221101282it's the joos amigos
>>221101168i prefer to believe the nazis have been under siege in neuschwabenland for 80 years
>walking home from work>smell smoke but a big tree was obscuring my vision>tree starts leaving vision>see flares on the ground>then parts of a car>then realize I'm looking at a car crashed into a tree>slowly pan my eyes up>make eye contact with an old woman just sitting in the driver seat facing out with an angry look on her face>realize exactly what's happening right as I walk past her>felt too awkward to turn around and just kept walkinghope she was okay
>>221101282good luckPray the gay away
>>221101320i went to a job agency today hoping for an easy help desk / call center job but they implied they want me for their manual labor positions FUCK my LIFE
>>221101380Yeah I had a similar experience. Called one and they said the same that there's no call center or help desk jobs just manufacturing and warehouse jobs available
>>221099610I saw a few posts referring to slavic people as "snow latinos" and honestly I got so mad I wanted to punch the guy through the computer
>>221101437>female scientists' lack of self-awareness leaves them befuddled
>>221101437i love birbs
>>221101500Are you an offended slavix or latinx?
>>221101443im going to take anything they give me because im a NEET and because they say its same day pay but i am not looking forward to it!
>>221101500More accurate to say their snowniggers but lacking the charm, joviality, and musicality that makes negros worth tolerating Slavs are basically niggers stripped of all positive qualities
This nigga look like Charlie Day in pooface.This would be a subplot in it's always sunny
There's a town in California called Zzyzx
>>221101654>Population - 1
>>221101607>musicalityRussians made some of the best classical music. Dumbass idiot.
>>221101674Name one piece of classical music made by a Russian
>>2211016961812 overture
>>221101539Slavinx>>221101607I'd genuinely rather have that comparison because at least I could brush it off, this one doesn't make sense>>221101696Anything by Tchaikovsky
>>221101696swan lake
>Curtis Howe Springer (December 2, 1896 – August 19, 1985) was an American radio evangelist, self-proclaimed medical doctor and Methodist minister best known for founding the Zzyzx Mineral Springs resort located within Southern California's Mojave Desert. He was also the host of well-known evangelical syndicated radio programs that were broadcast throughout the United States for several decades.>Springer was in actuality neither a doctor nor a minister,[1] and he described himself as the "last of the old-time medicine men."[2] In 1969, the American Medical Association labeled him the "King of Quacks".[3] In the early 1970s, the federal government discovered that Springer held no legal rights to the land where Zzyzx stood; consequently, he was evicted from the space and briefly imprisoned.[2] What a character. People like this don't exist anymore
>>221101696Damn bro I'm not cultured at all and even I know the Russians made classical music and literature
>>221101696OOH! I GOT THIS! Piano Concerto No. 2 in C minor by Rachmaninov!!!
>>221101719Tchaikovsky never made a piece called "Anything"
>>221101652>Saaar it is always sunny in Gujarat>I am a scholar of Scam law>You have to pay the dalit toll to get in the white woman's hole
>>221101674They don't have natural jiving and shucking musicality. They don't sing cheerful chants while plucking cotton for da massaIf they sing any song it's icy and sad
>>221101696Trololo by Eduard Khil
>>221101760Russian drinking songs are up there with Irish and Mexican ones
Russia was an amazing country ruined by gommunism, just like China
>>221101760Listen to Smuglyanka
>>221101719>this one doesn't make senseSlave comes from slav. Just like niggers you are a slave race with a perma slave mentality. But whereas the melaninated gentlemen is happy in his poverty, the slav is not even a good slave
mad how ukrainian nationalists took power in a coup and started killing russians who wanted to uphold democracy
>>221101696They made the genre called "Phonk"
>>221101748LOL
do Americans call it Gulf of America in real life
cheeki breeki
>>221101897Kek, no
Are we technically virgins if we came out from our mom's vagina
finland is dalit
Wonder how much of my cum has gotten into the drinking supply. Statistically there's a chance that someone has drank microscopic amounts of my cum
>>221101897Probably hardcore boomer trumptards do
>>221101760This song is catchy and upbeat!https://youtu.be/0JMdXFHo5SY
>>221101924>at some point everyone's penis has been inside their mom
https://youtu.be/cPTLPTf5INY
>>221101897No one talks about the gulf coast at all
Gulf of America is better because Mexico is Satanic and they are ruled by a witch and cartels.
>>221101897The average American doesn't know what or where that Gulf even is
I would drink a lot more water if it was old like the water at work
Do you even work bro?
The Ukraine is Russia's Mexico.Mexico is our the Ukraine.
>>221101897it should be called the Gulf of Brown People and Greedy Oil Corps.
>>221102057Ummm am I included?
>>221102056*Cold
We should invade Greenland
>>221102083could shorten it to the Gulf of BPBAGINGO!
>>221102071that's not what tone means
>>221102071Yes and I work 200 hours a week. I live by this pledge.
>>221102103retard
>>221102100with suicide bombing seals
>>221101895i regard all peoples in a spirit of enlightened brotherhood. We all share this earth together what's mine is yours. Please come into my country in endless amounts, take our resources , put your feet up on my couch. Mi casa es tu casa amigo
>>221102100we should do it and let the yuro coalition win so we get their confidence up and then they do some crazy shit we can watch
>>221102102oh yeah that's pretty good.
Don’t mind me just low cortisol maxxing
>>221101897No
America can’t comparehttps://youtu.be/-OB85DeIAxk
>>221101897Most people call it The Golf of Trump these days
IT'S SHITBULL WALKING SEASON
Listen to this song. It's a catchy dance pop tune from the year 2004. >>221101957
>>221102205Takeshis Castlemaxxing
>>221102174Based cuckold leftist thank you for service
>>221102341As a kid I watched MXC a lot and just assumed Japanese people spoke English like that all the time
>>221102304two more weeks and the swamp will be drained
I look nordic as fuck
>>221102411me? celtic as fuck, hobbit-halfling ancestry
where are the messsssican bummies?
Putin told Trump that since the beginning of 2025, Russia has transferred more than 20,000 bodies to Ukraine, and received just over 500 bodies from Ukraine
>>221102304Lol magatards are so retarded they should've voted for that drunkard tranny supporting whore Kamala. Kamala actually cared about regular people because she was a real womyn of the people
>>221101696night on a bare mountain by modest mussorgsky
>>221102437Stonehenge ass nigga
The 48th president of the United States.
>>221102476
>>221102480Patrician
>>221102498Lmfao He is currently less popular than Joe Biden was
>>221102231quirked up german boyz goated with the sauce
>>221102516post your kot
>>221102498Will be Marcus Rubius
>>221102495erm ackshually stonehenge was constructed by pre-celtic bell beaker people
Ukraine has been defeated militarily - TrumpI think Putin was ready to make a deal some time ago; I think "some people" prevented him from making a deal.- Trump added.
>>221102411are your pubes blonde?
Tucker Carlson, or Tucker Kalle as we say in Sweden, is pvre Nordic agarthian stock
I might be the only black person who posts here
>>221102510I'm serious she was an average joe. She wasn't bought out and owned by Israel and corpos like Drumpf. Maybe you need to educate yourself a little more
>>221102557No I'm black too
>>221102557Greetings fellow Swede
>politician>caring about the people People don't actually think this, right?
>>221095465>why do jews hate MJhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q
>>221102557It's buck breaking time
>>221101696sergei rachmaninov - symphony #2
>>221102544>go to /r/combatfootage>every single day see hundreds of Russians get deatomized in the most violent ways humanity has seen since WWIIs that what victory feels like?
Quirked up white girl goated with the sauce
>>221100214I think you'll enjoy it>>221100500Are you Lebanese or just an /sg/ oldfag
I had hoped the cold snap would kill them but the ants are back
>>221102582Politicians are representatives of the people. They love us and constantly seek out our best interest.
>>221102608>r/stopped reading
>>221102608>people die in war even if they're on the winning sidewhoa no way
I think Fatherberg will be hooking up with his GF today
Holy kino
>>221102557There's a Canadian and a couple others
>>221102634Based and vootpilled
>>221102341MXC and early Xbox live, what a time
>>221102608>/r/combatfootageOne of the worst places on the internet for combat footage. They downvote Russian footage into oblivion while also banning Hezbollah/Hamas footage.
>>221102663what happened to momstein?
>>221102668Most Canadian posters are jeets until proven innocent
>>221102663Uh oh, anon's gonna be a big brother
>>221102733Blacked!!
When a hollywood celebrity tells me about climate change, I shut the FUCK up and listen.
Is neet life really like this?
>>221102608a couple of days ago i saw a video of a russian soldier walking by a shed. he was hit by a drone, the bottom half of his body was completely destroyed, the top half of his body was propelled onto the roof of the shed, and he was still alive, moving around.his spine was sticking out of his torso. i've never seen anything like it.
>>221102768hi greta
Back from the gym
>>221102847How was leg day?
>>221102806chat is this real
>>221102806He had a family that cared for him and he didn't ask to be conscripted, you know. You jews realize that when things get bad enough you won't have anywhere left to run, right? That'll be you starring in a fpv while ragheads laugh and clap at your demise. Just a thought schlomo.
Need to visit McDonald’s very soon
>>221102806amongus ahh death
>>221102788NEET life after committing wire fraud involving a multi national ponzi scheme
>>221102733Not at home.>>221102764No
>>221102854It was arm day
>>221102873russia doesn't need to conscript anyone, there's enough desperate people with miserable lives willing to take the chance for money
>>221102806That was just a SoF screen recording
Is getting your CDL worth it?
>>221102874>kids will be making memes about thisBased
>>221102873Russia doesn't have battlefield conscription.They have conscription in the sense of mandatory military training for 18 year olds but they've always done that and they're not sent to the battlefield.
>>221102874based slop enjoyer. The grimace shake is the only one I'm curious about
even if you have infinite money you'd still be doing the same things if you're an incel autist, i.e notch
>>221102864Looks like it, holy shit>comments/1sqy3cc/unarmed_limping_russian_soldier_end_up_struck/
They didn't have Pragmata at EB Games
I'm hungry. should I order takeout for sushi or Mcslop?
>>221102943get a hazmat endorsement. The average hourly for those jobs is $32 and up
>>221102977It's Wednesday, get a whopper for cheap
>>221102977I had A&W
>>221102973I don't think so, I would probably move to Europe and pay archaeologists to dig up ancient treasure for me. i'd hang out at the dig sites smoking weed and passing out sandwiches.
>>221102977Sushi, the opinion of a Swede weighs heavier than a hundred canadians
Get the hotdog and Ice cream
>>221102977ask your live-in girlfriend to make you a sandwich
>>221102996Thanks. It's past lunch time so sushi is very expensive. Slop it is
>>221102977Get a McChicken if you have sushi you'll just be hungry again in an hour
>>221102943Only if you can afford your own truck or have an "in" with one of the few companies that treat their drivers well.
>>221103041That's a weekend or after-work treat, we don't eat that every day, and certainly not more than once a day.
it would probably have been better to just die on a medieval battlefield than to suffer for 80 years in this world and then be smooshed to pieces by some illiterate jeet on a phone
>>221102943Be a maintenance man for local or federal government it pays more than you think it does
>>221103075You don't need to have hotdogs in Sweden because your cuisine is already just pig anuses and oat filler on a plate.
>>221103016>>221103057I need 3 rolls of sushi to fill me up. One roll is ~$8. 2000 calories mcshit is $12. The choice is pretty clear here. And yes, we say no to red meat
Looks kino
>>221103165I didn't think it was possible to fuck up gas station food
>>221102973I would be exploiting my wealth to hurt others
Lunch was a leftover crab cake with two fried eggs and some homemade fries
>>221103214>a leftover crab cake with two fried eggs and some homemade friesMaryland or Virginia?
I need a new job, anybody here hiring a cmm programmer?
>Yeah, uhhhhh, let's see... Could I get... The sheep face, a double order of fermented bee brains, shark penis and, uh, the pickled moles in cloudberry sauce? Awesome thanks oh and a diet extra large salmon cum and seawater to drink? No kelp please cool thanks I'll pull right around.
>>221103165wtf
>>221103079i concur
Vote for Pedro
>>221103321Nordics honestly DO be like that
>>221103303>cmm programmerMove to North Carolina, they'll have a job for you there
>>221103303>cmm programmerwat nou?
Epstein was an enlightened patrician. He's really not the monster people make him out to be. Knew him for years he's a good man he helped my family out immensely
>>221103079in Colorado in 2021 an illegal alien trucker who didn't know enough English to read road signs killed 4 people and got a life sentence, then leftoid subhumans petitioned to have it reduced to 10 years.
>>221103321Uhh it's called salmon roe, not salmon cum.
i'm a terrible seller. i can't even sell 2 fucking tires. only faggot that hit me up about it was a lowballer.
>>221103346That movie is peak white-mexican relations
>>221103373>helped my family out immenselyAre you a chosennite?
>>221103379Life sentence would hinder his chances at successfully integrating into American society
>>221103303Half the engineering departments for factories in the Chicago area would probably hire you and pay for your relocation T.knower
>>221103412Hahahaha
>>221103387The keys to successhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyxWWYeXKBw
>>221103359That sounds ok. I wanted to move to WV, but I don't know how much precision manufacturing is there. Probably not much>>221103366I tell computers to tap and rub things and they pay me for it LOL>>221103418Not a Chicago fan, there are tons of options here but job searching sucks
>>221103387Did you try like the boomers do and put some chick with tits on top of tires?
W-w-w-WHAAAAAT
You now remember Lunatics Unleashed
>>221103504No I dont
Just watched the neighbors corgi take a shit and their lab come and eat it then lick the corgis ass while the lady stood talking to someone in a truck as it was going on two feet away from her
>>221103504lol
>>221103504Wish I could forget
Time for another Sopranos rewatch
>>221103535She probably kisses the dogs and has sex with them
>>221103504I'm too old for this general
>>221103466All of the southern retard States have a strong manufacturing base because human life has a lesser value there. MS, ALA, GA, TN, NC, etc, all have a huge need for skilled manufacturing workers (can press buttons on laptop).
>>221103603I have never watched the Slopranos
>>221103535next time film it and upload it to pornhub
>>221103644Walt whitman over here
Damn
i smell like a literal piece of ham
>>221103677explain
>>221103685All white people do
>>221103499
>>221103774spy vs spy ahh bird
wait no, not this >>221103608i misread the post. i thought it said something about dogs licking your face
>>221103695I smell like hamsters
I love Livvie
>>221103833Yeah I fucked her
>>221102943if you aspire to be fat and bored and away from home all the time, yeah
>>221103833She’s so hot
>>221103780Do you have that one webm of some tiktok of an asian girl saying "the person who sent you this..." or something
>>221103615What is your age?
>>221103865Not as hot as you
>>221103869
>>221103892Turning 34 soon
New>>221103948>>221103948>>221103948
>>221103929What is the context?>>221103935There are other 30yos here
>>221103387You need to create demand. Slash someone’s tires and then go up to them about some made up offer you’re running on new tires. Sell them the cheapest tires you have but tell them they’re usually priced at whatever a high tier set costs
>>221103379>>221103412in Canada an indian migrant tried to have sex with an underage girl and they acknowledged he was guilty in court. however the female judge refused to register a formal conviction because it would mean he would likely get deported or it would prevent him from obtaining citizenship.
>>221104058giving a woman power is like giving a gun to a monkey
