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>>221108476sovly moley
Not a very sexy general considering the name desu
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https://youtu.be/1s0-tbR-nzs
>>221108512my brain is just fucked...
>>221108526Turn in your badge
How does this happen?
>>221108556It's a whole thing
What's it like to have passionate sex with a black girl?
>>221108556money is all fake at this point, that number could be 40 trillion for all that it mattersthe american dollar is just worth whatever america declares it is worth, that's how you know they're the main character. everyone else's money is based off how much it's worth compared to the USD.
prefer both bach and mozart to beethovenbeethoven very showy which is nice but like its not my prefered ouvre
>>221108575apparently they ride you like no other, also ebony ass can be addicting
What happens here?
>>221108584I prefer Olivia Rodrigo over Ariana Grande
>>221108584Throw on some Sousa for a change
>>221108592gay sex
Classical music is boring. I think it's like chess, people pretend to like it because that's what "smart" people supposedly like.
more like Scaryana Grande that bitch looks like a fuckin skeltal cunt these days nasty ass bag of bones bitch bruising my dick on her
>>221108603If you give it a serious chance, when it clicks you'll realize the folly of that statement.
>>221108580The same reason the US dollar is worth what it's worth is the same reason a scooter from Yamaha costs 12k and one from a Chinese company costs 1k
>>221108603dangerously lowbrow thing to post, bold move.
>>221108592i know from some twitter fags that raleigh is like a gaysex paradise
Time for hawkey
>>221108630Quality of materials and workmanship aren't the same as an artificially inflated currency. The metals used for the steel frame of the Yamaha scooter are validated to contain appropriate blends of carbon, aluminum, etc.The Chinese scooter frame is made of pot metal from old coke cans and there's probably a human mixed in with it. Corruption and poverty lead to lower standards and thus lower quality goods for which the market refuses to pay a high price. But they will pay a low price.Ultimate jewish trick is to get people to pay a high price for a low quality item while thinking it's high quality, i.e. a smartphone.
There needs to be a height limit on trooning out. Some cute little 5'4" twink wants to be a girl, I'll buy her HRT myself. Some gangly 6'3" freak? Hit the gym nigga
>>221108664My point is your argument has no merit. It would actually benefit America to have a weak dollar because that's literally what China does with the Yuan
>>221108677I NEED YOUR CORPORATE NUMBER
/cum/ bros, help me pick a new pair of work boots from either these two or a different optionthey have to be steel toe with insulation
>>221108703You aren't making a point because you clearly don't know how or why the USD is valued the way it is. Logically anything you conclude will be a fallacy.
>>221108713They got work flip-flops now, just get those
I wish there was a big summer blockbuster about the Revolutionary War for the 250th
>>221108720You stated and I quote>the american dollar is just worth whatever america declares it is worthThat's factually just incorrect as it's not in America's best interest to have a strong dollar contrary to popular belief
>>221108729H*llywood would ruin it with trannys or blacky boos anyways
>>221108742>says it's wrong>refuses to explain because he'd be admitting he's wrong if he did solike pottery
>>221108729onoy gud wun was patriotmel gibson is an american hero
>>221108722steel toe??
I have never used dryer sheets
>>221108747he was being ironic. george washington film is actually coming out
Have any other anons here been to Din Tai Fung, is it as good as people say it is? I'm thinking of taking my Mom there for lunch on Mother's Day.
>>221108776dryer sheets aren't good for younever use them
>>221108762If I was incorrect China would still be a third world country.
>>221108784not a fanwhy us the chiccken orange in chinatown
>>221108776same, and I've never used fabric softener
>>221108784Literally just go to any other dim sum place. Most of those places with Michelin stars are supposed to be disappointing anyway. I will say though Bizzare Meats by Jose Andres was pretty good
>>221108784I love it tbqh. I've eaten at one in Singapore, one in the Philippines, one in California, and one in Vegas. Pricey though
>>221108814>I've never used fabric softenerWait same
>>221108794you keep making non-sequitur remarks as if that will deflect attention from your ignorance.
>>221108817>Literally just go to any other dim sum placeI want to go somewhere nice given it's Mother's Day. AZ also has a large Taiwanese population so I bet that location is especially good given that's where all the TSMC big shots go.
>>221108835I hope the brakes on your car fail on the highway how about that?
steve jobs was kinda a douchebag when you think about it.
>>221108849i hope the lithium battery in your dildo explodes...in use
>>221108624We had to listen to a lot of it in high school music classes. I appreciate that it's complex and difficult to play but it just makes me think of elevators. Sorry.
>>221108841Fair enough, just make sure you book the reservation in advance
>you blow, Jobs!
are you a sigma or alpha?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWLlB41GlvU
>>221108763The Patriot is well made but the history in it is crap.>church burning scene>South Carolinian farm owner employing free black people>crapping all over the British and American armies to prop up the militia>bad depiction of the southern theater>main character is a composite instead of just making a movie about one of the real life people he's based onJohn Williams's score is great thoughever.>>221108778That one is going to be about the French and Indian War thoughever.
It's hard to take abrahamism seriously after watching life of brian but I dislike atheism too
I got 6 tinder matches today but I'm rizzless so I'm going to fumble them all
>>221108967you will never be an incel, not even 0.000001% an incel
>>221108942>>221108763The Patriot is a fantastic film if you interpret it as a work of historical fiction in the vein of a Kurosawa film. If you're a midwit that shits on it for being historically inaccurate or a retard that thinks it is historically accurate you're missing the point.
never stop gooningi'm so proud of you
>>221108976I've never had unpaid sex in my life
>>221108964>allowing a kike slander piece to influence your determination of the Eternal Truthwew.
>We think it's important to have fun at work! We arrange activities both inside and outside work hours, everything from ping pong tournaments to VR-gaming and marathons.Why do people want their workplaces to be daycare centers?
>>221108967send her a picture of two cute animals in the wild, then say "us if we were (animal)"Ur wellcum
>>221109008Fun things are fun
>>221109017That's too forward the idea makes me cringe
>>221108980>>221108942corr
>>221109008You guys are lucky. Shit like this in the U.S only existed for a minute in tech in the 2010s before everybody decided fun wasn't allowed because you might hook up with a coworker and thats an abuse of power o algo
>>221109019Non abrahamic religions are ok. Abraham is the source of corruption
>>221109019i hate abrahamic religions, the other ones i can respect
eat shit you filthy redcoat cunts
When you think about it Islam is just Judaism's Mormonism
>>221109028trvst the plQn
I want to be a private investigator sipping brandy from my flask
>>221109046I love her!
>>221108980you weren't even alive when it came out.
Alright enough is enough. Is there something I can do to my roommate's weed so he won't smoke as much? Like maybe spray it with lemon juice, or cinnamon or something?
>>221109080would you still carry a .38 special, or do you upgrade?
>>221109079I hate that kind of infantile babble. I would rather die than post some embarrassment shit like that
I was interested in an idea and searched to see if there were any scientific studies published on the topic, but found nothing.Is there any point in trying to conduct a study and publish it as an amateur with no background in biology or setting up a study?It is definitely an idea in which there is very little to be made, so I'm assuming nobody would even care.
>>221109072i don't think about either of those things
>>221109084>you weren't even alive when it came outI know. And I know that to this day almost all discussion of it in the U.S revolves around retards arguing it's historically accurate and midwits that point out the obvious that it isn't, which like all such binaries in this country misses the point.
>>221109090Piss on his weed
>>221109043It's infantilizing and horrible. They seriously expect people to get excited over putting up plastic halloween decorations and playing some stupid fucking pop quiz about the company's lore. And you're treated as a stifler for not going because someone brought home made cookies that you didn't get to try. Office work is a harrowing thing 70% of the time.
>>221109104think about all the other stupid shit she's reading and realize it doesn't matter how dumb you sound
>>221109090Maybe if I spritz it with water while he's at work it will be too damp to smoke well. And if he asks I can just pretend not to know anything about it.
>>221109119Damn what did that bitch to do make him so angry
>>221109090lace it with PCP
im from nova scotia ama
>>221109046would shag left in arsecum on face of right AT MOST
>>221109090do you get high from it or just dislike the smell?
>>221109150idk probably something terrible like asked him to get a job or stop blowing weed smoke in the baby's face
>>221109152That would only encourage him.
>>221109050will hafta fact check diss wiv catyank desu
>>221108980I still like The Patriot but imo real history is more entertaining because it actually happened. I like stuff like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQYVbT-rngc&t
>>221109136I prefer to stay true to myself. I don't post stuff like that
>>221109159I don't dislike the smell, I hate it. It makes the whole apartment stink like a trashy drug lair. And he gets ash all over the kitchen counter somehow. I've asked him as nicely as possible to please at least go on the balcony to smoke but he just sits in his room puffing away all night. Unfortunately it's legal here and there's no rules in the rental agreement against it so I can't rat him out to get him arrested/evicted. So I guess I have to take matters into my own hands.
I joined a class action lawsuit against Amazon
>>221109153Why do you have an unicorn in your coat of arms?
yo can i get a buck check
>>2211092191 horse power clitty flicker
>>221109203bullshittheres no rules in a rental place to stop someoone stinking upthe place with weed?bullshitno wun in their right kind would do thay
when the buck is zesty
>>221109157good lad yei like olivia too but tate is just unbelievably hot, canada truly has a diamond in their hands
how about an Ass Action Lawsuit and Amazon has to pay out in brappers and bussies
>>221109219coz its the scottish national animal
>>221109236It's a smoker friendly apartment. They aren't that uncommon here. I don't smoke but the rent is cheap and I'm starting to see why.
>>221109239She could lose some weight
>>221109239She takes American MAGA dick
>>221109251I thought the Scottish would have picked something which tastes better deep fried as their national animal.
>>221109255What kind of shithole ghetto do you live in
>>221109262This. She brings shame to Canadistan
>>221109271informally the national animao is the haggis
>shiddington is sco'ish Things starting to make sense
do goyim really?
>>221109278What do you mean? Lots of complexes have units that are designated as smoker friendly, pet friendly, etc. Have you never looked at listings before? They do a full cleaning in between occupations and if you or your animals' behavior ruins the carpet or something you pay to have it replaced. Which is just another reason this has to stop as soon as possible.
>>221109262yikes, you can keep her. that bitch is pre-bogged. i'll take a big serving Brie's brapper on my face tho.
>>221109317Any half decent place doesn't allow smoking
>>221109134>They seriously expect people to get excited over putting up plastic halloween decorations and playing some stupid fucking pop quiz about the company's lore. And you're treated as a stifler for not going because someone brought home made cookies that you didn't get to try.I know it sounds awful but imagine how that feels complaining about that to somebody in the U.S where office work if you can get it is so sterile and cold that they don't even do that.
>>221109332I'm in college right now. It's not a decent place. How is this even relevant to the situation at hand, again?
>>221109318I'd rather have a smiling tijob from her while we talk about metroid
>>221109302LoL.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_haggis>According to an online survey commissioned by haggis manufacturers [...] one-third of U.S. visitors to Scotland believed the wild haggis to be a real creature
>>221109349You have a cute lil butt. I wanna pound it
>>221109378I look like this
>>221109373Get in line, pal
>>221109372we could make fun of fantastical and ridiculously absurd things Germans believe in 2026 too
>>221109350He is an autistic retard
>>221109393That is getting very close to illegal speech, watch out!
damn this general is straight up defunct
>>221109378is that you in the reflection?
>>221109350>How is this even relevant to the situation at hand, again?It's not relevant. The point is you live in a dumpster
i hate tampa bay, flhope it gets a cat 5 hurricane this summer
>>221109372It's not really an outlandish thing to believe, and most people don't expect to be lied to about something like that. If I didn't already know what haggis is I wouldn't have any real reason to doubt the meat came from some weird Scottish creature.
>>221109408i like to live dangerously ;^)
>>221109421this but los angeles
don't have time for games think I'll just message "dtf?" to all my tinder matches
>>221109421Mad Oilers fan
>>221109416Yes, I know. I would like for my dumpster to not smell like a bong 24/7. Thanks for nothing anyway, I'll just try spraying it and see how that goes and make necessary adjustments.
>>221109438oilers arent playing tampa, you dunce
>>221109436big if true
>>221109436Tell them you will kill them if they don't have sex with you
>>221109427>haggisI didn't know it is made out of sheep before I looked it up but this story about the haggis animal sounds ridiculous.
>>221109463I mean obviously there's not an animal that looks exactly like a cooked haggis running around. But a steak doesn't look like a cow.
I want to eat haggis and a Scottish breakfast so bad before I die, shit sounds so good
I want to eat Scottish shit so bad before I die, shit sounds so haggis
>>221109458Last time I tried that it worked but I no longer was interested. If a girl lets just any rapist rape her how can I trust her?
>>221108476Think I probably just scared the ever living hell out of a huwhite girl. I'm a tall black dude. There's this nature trail nearby, really its several different trails. I decided to go at sunset and stayed until it was pitch black out. I didn't think anyone else would be back there this late. But as I was walking in near pitch darkness I detected movement. I automatically stared at it and stopped to figure out what it was before realizing it was another person walking around in the dark. I just silently turned around and continued walking, and at the exit of the trail there was 1 other car in the parking lot. I turned back around and it was a tiny white girl, I didn't wanna spook her so I just walked to my car but she seemed extremely nervous and practically jumped into her car and speeded off ASAP. Anyways being in the great outdoors at night is so peak. Your mind can really run free in a way unlike anything else. Such an immense freedom to be alone like that. Only thing that pushes me to not stay out all night is all the bugs eating you alive. And not being able to see the sneks in the dark.
You too huh
how about Faggis and it's just a fag covered with rice and spices and he just runs around the dining room screaming and throwing gravy on the walls
>>221109494Are you the guy with nice fashion sense?
>>221109494You should have started re-enacting the Thriller video
post wholesome /cum/ tributes
>>221109494It is really disconcerting for a person to see pavement apes in nature, please understand
>>221109372love em deep fried>>221109481phwoarhaggistattie sconelorne sosijmushroomsbaconeggie weggsblack puddingketchup LUSH
Love this obnoxious shitlib so much. He's right about so much.
>>221109498faggots and mash is an actual british food
>>221109530That's hilarious
zoomers be like "all i do is smoke weed and jerk off and live in my parents house why is life so hard everyone is out to get me"
so compound interest is just when you re invested the money you made back into original money, why do people act like its magic thats gonna make you a millionare or something, its just saving money
>>221109498>>221109535>>221109530https://youtu.be/eAIhGllfXio?
think I'll add george to my island
we lie to flatlander interlopers all the time about our wildlife. we tell them baby skinks tails are blue because they're extremely poisonous and craneflies are huge mosquitos and theres a bird called a holler crow that eats rocks and screams when it shits and can break your windshield if it craps on it
>>221109498This would have been better as a cumtown post because I can't imagine Link saying that
>>221109558I was gonna do this later, I an oc elf earlier and she needs an ugly human male bf
eating ass till the hole plucks out!
>>221109541>Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. He who understands it, earns it ... he who doesn't ... pays it.Albert Einstein
Tfw no comely maiden of virtue true
>>221109579>he doesnt have a waifu
*shoves my clenched fist up your anus*
>>221109558>>221109568what game?
>>221108556well you see, there was this guy named epstein…
>>221109619tomadachi life
everyone wants to be an incel nowadays, not everyone is cut out for it though
>>221109550Not clicking that link. Why? Because I'm listening to YouTube.
>>>/lit/25243703>>>/lit/25243703>>>/lit/25243703>>>/lit/25243703
>>221109635hands down one of the most effeminate playlists I have ever seen
>>221109224you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
do you guys reward shitty service with less than normal tip, or just no tip at all?
>>221109646I don't tip attractive women
>>221109646I'll just leave 10%
>>221109646I never tip.
>>221109635metallica song unironically worst wun on the list
>>221109658Creeping Death is a Top 5 Metallica song.
>>221109654that's actually a smart move. the poorer they are, the more likelier they are to get impregnated
>>221109521he a fudgepacker?
>>221109646I only get takeout because I think tipping is wrong (I’m right)
>>221109646dont fink i ever had shitty service before
Why do game programmers still pretend like critical hits and attack speed arent always the best options
>>221109635WHOOOOOAA, it was never my intention to braaaag
when I worked a service industry job, the level of service always tied in with the expected value of the interaction with the customer. it was sad. not nearly as brutal as working a job at a call center though.
