>heh guys I wasn't taking pictures of my blown out asshole and letting guys fuck me that was just a WILD prank bro HAHA
>>221108676well explain where all the fat went...
>>221108676His past doesn't matter chud
>>221108653Wtf he looks normal
>>221108653>I must now focus my efforts on repopulating Ukraine
>>221108847Based if true
>>221108847>’cado becomes king of brapkraine and gets a harem of 6 gorillion hot hohol babesholy kino
>>221108653I miss when you couldn't open /fit/ without being subjected to that photo
kino
>>221108882W-what photo?
>>221108676>makes millions of dollars and is set for life>ahahah you lost cause I saw your obese penis and asshole!
>>221108653What happens when his future kids find the videos of an obese Mexican fucking him in the ass?
>>221109413>and thats how i made millions of dollarsi think they'd understand
>>221109321Or you could just, you know, live a normal life
>>221108653Based. Thats the straightest man ive ever seen
being gay after 30 is manchild behavior
>>221109413The kids will have to accept their father sucked cocks unless they want to be seen as nazi chuds
>>221109546The real question is, would you rather have a gay onlyfans dad or a straight onlyfans mom?
>Niko-fucking-cado gets more bagina than I doHow can it possibly be this over?
>>221109561Probably the latter
>>221109499but he didn't, so what? The point here is the seething of the people towards him.Given the miserable lives so many people have, his seems like a pretty good one all things considered. I'd gladly show my asshole and dick on camera for a million dollars, since it would mean no money problems for the rest of my life.
>>221108653this strat makes sense. Really you're changing from being a bottom to being a top when you age out. When you're over 30, you're not twinkish enough to be a gay bottom. If you're gonna top, might as well deal with women. They're just as annoying as gay male bottoms, but not as disease-ridden.
>>221108653His body is wrecked, it has excess skin and he needs like surgery and even thrn his skeleton frame is fucked.
He did irreparable damage to Ukrainians worldwide. He lost. His nation lost. His people lost.
>>221109995That's not Zelensky
>>221109995He’s Ukrainian? I thought he was Latinx