>>221109806Hi Ian
>>221112350
capybara subedition
gonna have a blanket humping toil to improve my sex skills soon
AI kino
>>221112369good lad
>>221112387KEEEEEEEEKthank god I wasnt drinking anything while watching this or i would spill it out all over the place
going to do nothing today x
>>221112365ugly little rodent jewess
RIP Uncle Adolf >I’m not worthy to speak up for Adolf Hitler, and to any sentimental rousing his life and deeds do not invite.>Hitler was a warrior, a warrior for humankind and a preacher of the gospel of justice for all nations. He was a reforming character of the highest order, and his historical fate was that he functioned in a time of unequaled brutality, which in the end failed him.>Thus may the ordinary Western European look at Adolf Hitler. And we, his close followers, bow our heads at his death.-Obituary for Adolf Hitler by Knut Hamsun (1945)
>At age 14, Oscar Isaac and his bandmates performed Nirvana's "Rape Me" at a talent show and lost
>>221112464um
>>221112461mental what he could have achieved if he wasnt retarded
>>221112461wasn't really a warrior for humankind though was hemore of a politician
was gonna post something but my mind got completely flashbanged by an arse
HE WAS A FÜHRER OF GERMANY!
>>221112504he fought in a war, which makes him a warrior. idiot
>>221112365why women so pahetic
just don't like looking at them to be honest and that should be fair reason to get rid of them all
>>221112541Nons?
>>221112526he was a postman
Sir Adolf Hitler
>>221112544...yh
Rorke putting himself out there.
We are so fucked
might start my crack smoking arc
>>221112547and postman pat is an iconic british symbol. whats your point?
ate one too many ice creams and now i need to chunda
>>221112689alri then lid let's get this enema hose inya
>>221112709>enema hosethat's a funny name for ya da's penis
>>221112729;)
>>221112597wish norms would just be quiet
*rides my bicycle in the middle of the road as you're trying to get to work on time*
>>221112798dickhead
>>221112798*drives over your body*
imagine dying and the same youtube short is on repeat in your house for ever until the police find you
>>221112819you wouldnt dare, carcuck
>>221112842And it's a Vsauce one so it goes "HEY, vsauce, Michael here!" over and over again
rorke in the corner of the party, looking on to the crowd wondering how they can have fun and smile when their country is being torn apart in real time
and that’s bad is it?
>>221112854You're next!
>>221112884She's not very attractive so yes it's bad
>>221112884Twenty years as a sex slave, not a peep.
*looks up "male broker" jobs in my area*
>>221112892She's glamorous
>>221112884>Twice, Doe claims that Hajdini propositioned him for oral sex in the office, on one occasion asking: ‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’it not right
stomach is groaning and creaking like a haunted house
>>221112947He was probably Italian
Would you rather an English Rose or a Japanese Cherry Blossom? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEmmMkEf6h4
WAKE UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbmPRat_XxQ
just realised I have a big bruise on my eye lid? Am I dying????
>>221113001means you're gay
>>221113005noooo
one barrel of brent crude please m8
Something very depressing about it being a beautiful blue sunny day when you’re a loser freak with no life don’t know why
rorke eating roast beef monster munch
literally cannot stand having to eat everyday
>>221112915Poo chuckle
one barrel of bent crude gay porn pls
>>221112350/brit/ that looks fucking rancid edition
>youtube asking me to 'rate my ad experience on youtube today'they fucking know I'm blocking them all so why bother
>>221113076just fast then
Don’t trust me behind the whee l
>>221113076wish i could do all the things that i would do in my whole life in 5 minutes then just sit down in silence in an empty room for the next 95 years
Two men have been charged by police after an alleged foiled attempt to deliver meth in a dog poo bag by drone before the device crash landed in a Wollongong unit complex, police say
>>221113061I'm doing that now ty.
>>221113091> The surname Doe originates primarily from EnglandHow can he be brown though?He must be tan
>>221113101it should have been the perfect crime
shall be going to mcdonald's today
toast and jam with butter is the poor man's cornish tea
>>221113127That's it lad. Get the slop shovelled down your gullet.
going back to college to study accounting and I feel like a complete mongI forget basically everything and make stupid mistakes like keying in wrong numbers all the time. genuinely think I might be too stupid for this
Dick follows Cock follows Dick follows Cock
Get Alysa Liu on VixenNeed to see her ducking a BWC
>>221113101This story is so quintessentially Bruce.
>>221113147Need to be on blacked
mad how every man wants a woman to come up to him and start shagging him but the only woman who would do that would have stds scientists have never seen
>>221113155Asian women don't like blacks on average.
recently found out speed is actually METH so I no longer want to try it
>>221113117 >plaintiff proceeding anonymously as John Doe, who claims he chose to hide his name to protect himself and his family after receiving threats
>>221113155BMAF makes no senseWMAF is kino
>>221113147>>221113155>>221113177she would look exquisite sucking on Danny D's throbbing BWC while Girthmaster hits it from the back
>>221113181Still trying poppers though?
>>221112884sounds like the sequel to babygirl
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
>>221113101>they didn't hide the meth in actual dog poorookie mistake
>>221113190Who are these people you speak of?
>>221113223they're well known "actors" in certain circles
>>221112947idgi a woman is raping a man and its her doing the sucking
>>221113233You shouldn't know male porn actors by name lad. Get some healthier hobbies going.
how could women get anything out of a bj. do they have a clit in their mouth or something
>>221113247it's kind of like eating but they don't get fatter
>>221113236nobody said it was bum rape
>>221112387cat looks like addison rae
let's smash another day lads. let's get it x
>>221113280she is so peng
>>221113275but wheres the pleasure for her? she'd need to be a psychopath for not chasing sexual pleasure but chasing the high of exploiting another person. at least when a guy rapes a woman it's strictly to make him cum
>>221113292x
>Ban payday loans>Ban bookies>Ban Greggs>Demolish all football stadiums>Watching football requires a special voucher from the government where you can watch it alone in a locked booth for an hour every month.>Turn all Betting Shops into rubble.>Increase tax on all sugary drinks>Increase the price of cheap alcohol to maximum levels.>Revoke licensing extensions. no selling ofalcohol after 23:00>British soaps placed behind paywall>No access to home entertainment other than books and chess till you are earning over 30k.>Anyone under the IQ of 95 is sterilised>Anyone under the IQ of 80 is made into tropical fish flake>Staffordshire Bull Terriers banned.>Debtors prisons reinstated>Workhouses installed in the poorest parts of Britain.>No more NHS is you don't pay into it.>Kebab shops shut down.>Weed dealers and other assorted ne'er do wells put into chain gangs and forced into manual labour.>Anyone caught rapping or aspiring to be a grime artist is shot on the spot.>If the poor have not improved their station within two years of being identified as the blood sucking parasites they are - they are to be made into fish flakes or reduced into paint based emulsions.>How do we implement this?Advertise a free, HUGE two days football/clubbing extravaganza in some field.Offer free transportation there.Offer free Lambrini, rose wine and Carling, as much as you can drink!Offer unlimited cannabis to smoke and all the ecstasy and ketamine they can get their hands on.Once all the poor are located there, get the police force and military to cordon off the area.Start demolishing Greggs, Bookies and Kebab shops.At the end of the two days when every p**r person is absolutely wankered and off their faces, drive the ones who owe more than 1000 pounds into Debtors prisons and any of them that are on benefits into the workhouse.All other poor people put into special reservations underground and out of sight of the rest of the populace.Done and done
>>221113280Built for BWC
>>221113247how could men get anything from looking at a naked woman? do they have a penis in their eyes?
>>221113247They like giving pleasure
I want to lick her bumhole.
um
>>221113302Who owns the betting parlors in your country?
>allegedly she laughed, saying his genitals didn’t “taste like curry.”is this even real
>>221113349fucking bent twat
>>221113314they dont. they're touching themselves at the same time. retarded comparison. go away and come back when you think of a better one
got paid last night, many of my coworkers would have celebrated by getting on the packet, I will not be seeing them at toil today
rorke's youtube historyit's bloody rorke's youtube history
>>221113314horrific visual tbqh
>>221113314>>221113387samecunt replying to his own retarded post
i really don’t care what women get out of a blowie, i like it therefore they should do it simple as
charlie's jokes in yankland were pretty goodthe white house one got a sensible chucle
>>221113399not even
right thats breakfast sorted
>>221113360just read that on twitterdidnt need it read it again so youve just wasted my time thank you very much
>>221113385STOPGANG STALKING ME
you just know tom scott paid the nurses behidn the scenes for personal time with the dummies
>>221113430what is runc doing
>>221113430they hate a quirked up white boy who can bust it down sexual style
>>221113428wow you can use the eraser in ms paint
>>221113438you just know lisa takes the fake piss and poo home for lube
>>221112689wow.that words a.blast from past
multiple sclerosis paint
>>221113436you're welcome>>221113452actually i literally can't
busting it down virgin retard style
interesting part of the day for /brit/ as there is crossover between those who wake up early and those who have yet to go to sleep
>>221112884phwoar she can rape my cock wiv her.mouf if she wants
>>221113347dropped this bitch after i realised she dated an asian
>>221113280shes not wuire tate mcrae
the toil freaks do be going to toil me? just about to head to bed to sleep all day as usual haha
>>221113506That's stupid. Dating an Asian man means she prefers small cocks, and then I'm more convinced I have a chance with her.
>>221113430he left most of the sauce in the pan
>>221113360kek propa racist she islol he obviously covering for the fact he cheat on wifelile any normal man would just slap a bitch if he didnt want to get rapedbut henwanted tolike all normal men
>>221113142I thought college was high school in the UK. Do you mean you're going back to uni?
>>221113499i try to sleep for a bit then wake up and start piddling around
god i fucking wish that were me
>>221113555>Saar she was threaten me for my walkable bbc saarThe lawsuit should get tossed out on being unbelievable.
>>221113555why does this shit never happen to me?
>>221113583>>221113585it not fair
simon & fartfunkel
Chawg
… got up reasonably early as usual wearing my excellent glasses watching WTA Doha 2026 on sky sports Tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221113595Lmao.
It has to be fake right? Is she the world's first poo burner
… breakfast time today wearing my excellent glasses watching Miami gp highlights on sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home …
ok cease your coomerisms now. we're locking into work hours
>>221113661corrr bit of fried egg on toast for breakfast
>>221113661he has a better life than me
>>221113647it could be true. most likely it didn't matter what ethnicity the guy could have been, she's a woman in power and probably just got off abusing him.one thing is for sure is if he's indian the jeets will never shut the fuck up about it lol
more likely they just had an affair that blew up, maybe his wife found out about it, and he eventually lost his job and now he's out for revenge and a payout
>>221113710Kek
>>221113705not hard... LOL
It's a Goymocracy
On August 8–9, 1986, nearly 150 English soccer fans rioted on the Dutch ferry Koningin Beatrix traveling from the UK to the Netherlands, leaving 14 arrests and 5 stabbed. The violent clash, involving fans of Manchester United and West Ham, included broken bottles, knives, and thrown furniture, forcing the ship to return to port.
>>221113710the dialogue sounds absurd, unless I see a video of her saying that hasn't been obviously manipulated with AI I'm inclined to believe it's fake
>>221113742Indians are smelly awkward autists that leer at any white girl in America. There's no way that this woman making 7-8 figures at jp morgan is doing some porn seductress script on a Poojeet who refuses to give her the 2 inches she's demanding of him. It's crap.
work? nah mate i'll be on the 'chon
>>221113854>millionaire high status white milf begging for you to fuck hermillion more tech jeets are en route now, this is like the american dream for indians
>>221113661why does he look like such a miserable cunt these days
still in bed, should be at toil
>>221113874what is that
kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNaN0bzxypw
>>221113874>trannies and mongo from the congoThe future's looking bright!
>>221113905worked overtime last week so ive got today and tomorrow off this week 4 day weekend coming on strong
i wear tight pants because i dont like the feeling of my cock and balls swinging around when im walking about
>>221113949as a man with a pendulous wilberforce i agree. like everything kept nice and snug me.
sucks that the UK killed football hooliganism culture. They should allow teams to have firms again
mad how much shit i just make up at work at it all works out. i just say things and people leave me alone
Fackin ell well goodnight brits. Enjoy your day.
Need are Emma to cheese off a right stinker in my face.
>>221113999
>>221113854i meant they probably had a consensual affair and now he's lying about being harassed and abused. oldest story in the book except this time it's the man who's been scorned
toilbergs wife is so fucking annoying dont even know why shes bothers working she does fuck all anyway
>>221114010
Edinburgh is a violent city but no one knows about it
new toilfu had a low cut top on yesterdaycould see her cleav-arge
payday lads. the bank account is back to a nice £4420
>>221114043no it isnt, fucking hell if edinburgh is considered a violent city then literally 90% of the UK must be a warzoneedinburgh is one of the few places you can go and enjoy peace
Ive used all ten in the last hour alone
>>221114047not really appropriate work attire is it
we're all fae xomewhere x
>>221114098not me x
>>2211140514100 in the current, 2350 moved into the investment accountI fucking hate my job though haha
hate feels good..
fuck edinburgh
>>221114122emerged from the void did you?
>>221114097it is at oxford university
>>221114136no im from England. I'm not from xomewhere
Think it's time we all sat down to address the Australia problem.
>>221114157many people are saying this
>>221114157what if had a /brit/ penal colony called "aus" or something
>>221114152Done a learning today
>>221114152
>>221114140A tutor at the proudly inclusive St Hilda’s College, Oxford, he takes ‘bringing his whole self to work’ several cup sizes further, pairing a wispy beard and hulking frame with massive prosthetic plastic breasts. No one in his male-dominated department has publicly criticised his sexist sartorial choices, and he has been pictured and filmed at professional events looking as though he has wandered in from a stag do.screeching at this
right that's a weird looking grape
>>221114229getting the sausages on?
for what purpose
made a meticulous no fun allowed budget so i can start saving a small pittancejust got paid, toilberg remembered to enroll me in the pension scheme this month, a quarter of the pittance gonevery good very good
>>221113851like someone else said. the article only links to like 1 jeet website, so it's more than likely fake. but women are filthy beasts so who knows
never understood those survivalists that go into the woods and learn how to build log huts n that like why would you ever be randomly in the middle of the woods and having to find shelter just use your home init
Simply do not buy the /pol/ revisionism surrounding Michael Jackson. He was such an obvious wrong 'un that I'm baffled it's even pushed that he was framed by da jooz or whatever.
Casually watching Matrix 4 again
>>221114264lol i got paid $2200 this week and put $2000 straight into my savings. if i want something i just put it on my credit card, been buying old video games. what's the point in working if you aren't going to have fun with the money?
old catberg sleeping in the sun. she'll be fuming when she wakes up to find the sun has moved
https://youtu.be/zwz_0A9A7Fo20-30% of ALL phones stolen in London were passed onto two Afghan men who made a killing exporting them to ChinaThis is who we saved from supposedly being persecuted by the Taliban
>>221114333she'll be even more fuming when she finds it's us that have moved and not the sun
>>221114339tried explaining astronomy and physics to her before, she's not having it and says she's too old and set in her ways
Wonder if I were a fit woman if I'd want to go out more. World's your oyster really when you're a fit woman
>>221114271she's a real person so if the lawsuit is fake, as in there was never one filed and it's all been invented, then that's even more insane
>The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older
cousinberg told me that she'd probably slept with hundreds of men due to basically shagging roughly a bloke a night in her 20s and I wanted to kill myself on the spot
>>221114372ok
>>221114372Ever shag her up the arse
The soulful aura of a 30 year old unemployed white boi with nothing left to lose
don't care if people sleep with a lot of other people. i'd do the same given the chance
>>221114372NastyYour family sounds like scum
>>221114372So a whore, but in defence of the actual whores, your cousin didn't make any money from it?
>>221114394That presidential assassin vibe
>>221114405It's her father's side, they are.
Don’t really see the appeal in sexDo the cost benefit analysis, all that jestering and effort for like 30 minutes of pleasure, is it worth it? Don’t think so
>>221114470t. dud root
>>221114470exactly. just have a quick wank. 2 minutes, done. carry on with your day
>>221114404You do, you just like to seem above it. Promiscuity is repulsive.
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>>221114493>this is how you feel, actually
dont see the appeal in life. its pointless so you have to create meaning but the meaning you create is pointless.
>>221114470enjoyed sex more when i was younger had more energy and was in better shape, now its mostly uncomfortable feels like a genuine chore and id rather just get sucked off. can easily see how marriages eventually become sexless
>>221114337how are stolen phones worth three times as much on the black market overseas as they cost brand new. do criminals use them to avoid detection, not even sure if that makes sense
Feminism is bad.
>>221114509It is quite simple, I just don't believe you.
the 33 year old unemployed lives in a 1 bedroom flat white boy summer approaching at rapid pace
right that's a pickleball paddle
>>221114550every asian bird has pubes like that so can only assume those are asian bollocks
>>221114470sex is overrated, but cuddles with a cute girl you have feelings for is divine. not better feeling, except for maybe dying and never having to see any of these beastfolx again
Oh no the one bedroom flat
Jordan Peterson will save the west.
woman at my work has been off for over a week because her dog died. not really on is it
had the dream again about being with a beautiful sweet girl, just hanging outbeing a 34 year old incel is hell
I've got a joke that will knock your hairline back:There's a... oh, you've already heard it I see.
>>221114581I support any attempt to alleviate wage slavery however temporary.
>>221114588The porn. Get it watched.That will fix you lad.
>>221114581>knot really on is it
>>221114593haha good one lad
tiny balls why even bother
>>221114528Yeah I thought this, there can't be a shortage of apple products in China so who would pay $5000 for a phone
>>221114593done him
Auntiberg has the biggest fucking ''staffy cross'' I've ever seen and there is ZERO chance she's surviving if it ever snaps. It's head is about 3 times the size of hers.>inb4 does she le shag it hurr durr
rorke ignoring his aunt's washing basket full of torn men's tennis socks
>>221112884it should have been me
Fuck you I’ll kill you. I’ll stab your chest and beat your head while you’re unconscious. Mum wailing like I won’t kill her too. Fuck you
the least rorkeish thing about me is that I do genuinely think the nazis were evil, and they have just made it more difficult for us to have normal conversations about mass immigration
>>221114667must do absolutely massive poos
its called bombay now rorke
mad how terrible i feel eating carbs. animal fat from here on out.
>>221114742Once took it for a walk (he seems to like me) an he did a shit that wasn't far off the size of a subway sandwich.
>>221114680>German formatted apartment numberHmm
was wondering why my jeans were wet when i went to put them on this morning then remembered i pissed myself coming home from the pub
>>221114729#just_maori_things
hedges are just shaped trees there's no such thing as a natural hedge like a wild hedge, doesn't exist
once had a poo in a forest and it was a very pleasant experiencesomething quite bracing about the wind hitting my anus and bollocks and the poo slid out so nice
>>221114781#i’llkillyouandeatyou
>>221114588
>>221114787That is why I call chairs trees too, they aren't natural so they don't exist obviously.
My grandad was the last Māori cannibal of Aotearoa
>>2211147586 inch or footlong?And old subway inches or new?
working from home today but ive got my working trousers on so i dont succumb to wanking
Need to smell her stink.
>>221112606We should invest in renewable energy>Solar panels>Wind turbines>Pumped hydro storage (pic related)Then we won't be beholden to fluctuating oil prices. Also, the reduced pollution would mean fewer of us would get lung diseases. Also we'd help to reduce climate change.
only Jap cvrry bvsednot proper curry ONLY Jap!
>>221114787Lots of Australian native plants that have a natural clumping tendencySyzygiumLeptospermumCorreaWestringia
>>221114758did it make you think of a footlong bbc?
>>221114741i think modern morality makes it very difficult to look at history without branding everything evil. the romans were evil. the greeks were evil. the vikings were evil. the egyptians were evil. just endless evil until the last 60 years when suddenly everybody learned that you can treat other people nicely
>>221114836Invest in this *pulls you my penis and rapes your sodden arse until it’s bleeding*
>>221114817Now you only eat men's willies
I don’t know why I keep wasting money when I don’t have money to waste what’s the hell
>>221114849why would my arse be sodden
We will be holding a minute's silence for Adolf Hitler at 14:18 today.
>>221114822footlong mate
>>221114872The blood and shite and cum and general anus mucus
If you removed foreigners and Irish diaspora the UK would probably have a crime rate comparable to Hong Kong
>>221114869Yeah I’ll bite yours off the cob you racist dawn parade heckling cunt
>>221114883it wouldnt be sodden before you touched it
Lot of niggas claiming they arse not sodden ITT I reckon they a bunch of namby pambys
how do you come to terms with supporting both hitler and the british empire
Copy that.
>>221114892Prove it
Moving on.
Might do some man bun scandimaxxing down here just need a bf
>>221114952Stop being gay
my new arse awaits me in hong kong
I just fucking spawned, mate.
these days I assume anyone rocking the manbun is doing a gareth bale bald coverup
>>221114934Nahhhhhhhhhhh
got the diarrhoeaberg on the way. can feel it ruminating in my intestines. never drinking again
>Clavicular quits stream after being mogged by indian on AmoggleWhat the heck is modern life
I am full French R1b.
>>221114952you mean gf right
You said I can try to get a French girlfriend.
>>221114988>after being mogged by indianlol
>>221114973Rorke speaking invented nonsense that he can't back up. Many such cases!
Legalise comedy? Legalise Palestine!
roOoOooOoorkeee…
I take the Rubbish out.
>>221115026>>221115026
>>221114990Can't tell with them. Thinking here they're gay, up there in manbuns maybe not. Not sure when I saw a manbun last actially.
