bitches ain't shit editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcf4yS5_aiIhoes and tricks >>221087843
i miss you papa franku
ayeeeeee the weather is getting sunny it's too spicy for my autistic eyes
>>221117704Sunglasses?
>>221117615I rep you benchoda terrone dalit
>>221117517If you don't eat in a caloric surplus you won't gain weight, regardless of how you train.As for being quick and all that, you'd need to add some form of power exercises like sprints or clean and jerks, or if you want to do more long distance things cardio like long distance running or cycling.This doesn't change the fact that for building muscle, which you still want to do regardless of not getting too big, you still want to rest to recover.>>221117556>Why is push and pull dustinct from torso and legs?Push and pull would be done in different days while torso is all in one day.>Also rest doesnt make sense because it's just some minor muscles in the upper body (upper torso) already I guessThe main issue is not the short rest itself, if you wanted to train torso every day there would be ways to properly plan it, the problem is doing 3 days in a row then resting 4 days, essentially you'd have to do lower volume each day to accomodate the fact that you aren't able to fully recover, but then you'd have 4 days of doing nothing for your upper body.Since you want to do some hybrid athlete stuff what you could do for example is legs, torso, low intensity cardio, torso, legs, rest, rest.That makes more sense to me.Or if you were able to train on weekends you could do legs, torso, low intensity cardio, rest, legs, torso, rest, so you have 2 rest days like now but you space out your torso sessions more so you can do a bit extra volume on each one.
>>221117843I dont need days of rest, one night is enough. But you are right about the 4 days gap
Im afraid I dont have time for rooonning, during winter would be 100% impossible too
>>221117780at home? i closed the windows instead
things are happening in Latin America
>>221118172>all tatted whores>fake lips>labubuyou deserve better than this trash
>>221118020>Herr Weintraub>Jawohl Herr Kommandant?>Aktivet zhe Fenstergeschlossprotokollierung>Jawohl Herr Kommandant
>>221118172tudo puta
>>221117958You can always run faster for a shorter period of time.
voilajust like thatno more waging till monday
Momo and the old hag >>221111362
>>221118172Imagine if you took all of that wasted tattoo ink that was used to defile their flesh and instead used it to make three copies of Teresa Oliveira’s "Mulheres de Portugal" and then gave it to them as inspiration.
>>221119282such wisdom
>>221117573Pink season is a cool albumMy favs are Gays for Trump (Hideo Kojima level of picking at burgeroid mentaliity) and White is Right (I use it as a plan when I play After the end mod in CK3)
A chad coworker talked to me about his Crusader King playthrough.Last week, another coworker talked about School Days, a violent depraved visual novel
>>221119446My favorites are Nickelodeon Girls and Dora the Explora
>>221117573BIIIITCHES AIN'T SHIT, MAN FUCK THESE BITCHESI miss Papa Franku so much. Everything went downhill when he left.>>221119034fucking kek'd>>221119569Absolutely amazed at your coworkers having vidya and anime culture, even if it's kind of superficial. My partner was playing Command and Conquer, ehh... A game similar to Age of Empires, and he remembered an extremely old game that was popular in Spain, it was a strategy game with spies where you have to infiltrate nazi bases and take control of them. It was by FX Interactive.
>>221119618https://youtu.be/fAm_1PGWfrE absolute bangerhttps://youtu.be/IR2vxfuMfvo also me
>>221119569This didn't happen
>>221118636well what if I like latam goth skanks?are you going to sue me?
>>221119652>woman likes filthy frankMaybe you *are* one of the good ones
>>221119909I just said they are skanksI never judged you
>>221119909Look I understand liking goth makeup but tats and fake lips are shit>so what?So enjoy your new STDs, that's what you get from skanks
>>221119752Why wouldn't it?
>>221119919I fucking love Filthy Frank and still listen occasionally to Joji, Gimme Love, Glimpse of Us and Can't get over you are bangers still!He would've roasted the shit out of all of ushttps://youtu.be/eKfvkIAdyAY
Frank was good for his time but he did well to move on and not be stuck in the same gimmick. It didn't age well on the humor side, except for Pink Season.Plumcorp was his modern masterpiece and proof that he still got it and could do something else that could turn a successhttps://youtu.be/sotLtXxNa7I?is=fiJNN4L6-tQynVjv
Added weight on the dumbbellsStruggled hard fr
>>221120948It should be hard.
>>221120997
pretty annoying that they have barely any sugar free options in germany when it comes to cereal/cookies/etc. i don't have a sweet tooth and i almost never eat any of that because it's trash with a shit nutritional value, but every now and then i like eating some (sugar free) cookies as a treat. not possible in deutschland, the land of trve svffering...
>MAMDANI Act>Measures Against Marxism's Dangerous Adherents and Noxious Islamists Act
>>221121391>i like to eat sweets but I aint no sweet toothPoser
It's a sunny 18C today but I noticed how the bangla creatures dress like if it's a humid 5C. I'd go around shirtless and ij shorts. They really ought to go back
>>221121673i eat sweet stuff only a few times a year (excluding fruit and other naturally sweet stuff like milk), the last one being more that a month ago, how is that having a sweet tooth?
>>221121654>M.A.M.D.A.N.I Act>it's realI...I kneel...
>>221121735You should be repulsed by all things sugary
>>221121759>you should be repulsed by fruit and vegetablesliterally the tastebuds of a ghetto 3yo.
>>221119652half of frank's videos aren't even on youtube anymorecrazy how much the internet has changed in 10 yearsat least cats are eternal>>221121654big yikes
>>221121845In what way is an eggplant sugary? I wouldnt even call pumpkins or oranges sugary and they are quite sweet.A banana, that's a fucking sweet fruit
>>221121852>big yikesLimp dick energy
Rare W for my YouTube algorithm.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-MOPg3_NAITrue crime is evolving.
>>221121893you really think the government should be able to kick you out if you disagree with it?i don't like the sound of that but what do i know
>>221121896Based, I also like youtube skits that play on recognizable video genres and recognizable thumbnails/titleshttps://youtu.be/bl8Z7Dl7P9A?is=-ubj4dkHs0hWF8jqhttps://youtu.be/kwRwjybIj_0?is=W7tl9itSXAdx_sgRhttps://youtu.be/xTB6q5SxdIc?is=zcCq01Je_L_a4Kj5
>>221121892something that has sugar and is sweet is sugary. if you are going to call me out and say that i have a sweet tooth for eating three cookies a year, then why not have an equally generous definition with other stuff? so yeah, if you eat onions you have a sweet tooth.
>>221121961Unironically yes.
>>221122001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjDa-_Vq51I
>>221122054that might be you the next day, where would you go if you got kicked out?eh, i guess worrying about the future is limp dick energyagree to disagree>>221121892bananas are awesome though
>>221121893Please dont mistake him with me mon frere
>>221122013I think you're wrong you sugarmunching ketoposer
Sup fellas
>>221122153you are schizophrenic. i am not a ketard and i don't eat anything with added sugars, you cock sucking faggot. also, i'm right, of course.
Hating on sugar is a low IQ take.>>221121654>>221122054Fascist scum.
>>221121896I decided to watch in full despite the length for once, decent ig
>>221121852I love cats, and to think I could have some egyptian ancestor somewhere down the line some thousands of years ago that also revered cats... Sovl...>>221122213Hello Bulgarianon!!! I'm not a fan of oysters but that shi looks good and healthy.
>>221122255My pepepunch deserved a (You) fr frStop being Tokikophobic o algo
>>221122255But n'wahs u be telling me that sugar is le bad
>>221122290those are mussels...
>>221122330
>>221122001How have I not heard of this channel before? This is, to use an obscure term, kino.
>>221122213Those are some squeaky clean mussels, in Shitaly they all come full of encrusted shit and algae
Good day med am back from the cagie, it's finally the weekend.Bad things will happen next monday but it's not monday right now
>>221122213Is that green onion? It looks similar to how we make it here in Trieste but we use garlic and white wine
>>221122459>Bad things will happen next monday but it's not monday right now
>>221122459>Bad things will happen next monday but it's not monday right nowWhaddup>>221122330And mussels are le sugar treats because they contain carbs amirite
>>221122300Some times I don't (You) because I don't know what to say.Stop being a bitch as nagga and just lift hard.>>221122327Excess of sugar is bad, excess of any calories are bad but sugars are the easiest to overeat calories, so it's generally recommended to avoid them for people who are overweight.Naturally ocurring sugar in fruits and vegetables are fine for anybody.High sugar highly process foods like sugary drinks can be fine in moderation for people who are not overweight.They are a great tool for people who want to increase their blood sugar fast for example for a long distance runner doing exercise they are great, specially with electrolytes.
>>221122327Sugar is a mean to an end like evrything else
>>221122495>>221122501Kitty is sleeping inside the hedge, look at this comfy mf he doesn't have to think about cagie stuff, only where he'll sit his lazy bum and what animal he'll prey on
>>221122092Even Simpsons writers couldn't handle Lynch's true brilliance.>>221122119It's good if it's my political enemies getting kicked out. Not if I get kicked out.Also it wouldn't happen to me as I'm not an activist and don't run my mouth around.
>>221122213Not only does that look delicious but I bet it's like 250kcal at most too.>>221122564>Kitty is sleeping inside the hedge, look at this comfy mf he doesn't have to think about cagie stuff, only where he'll sit his lazy bum and what animal he'll prey onGod I'm so jealous, I wish that were me.Too bad I don't have a hedge.
>>221122001I like Almost Friday, good lads, some funny sketches. In a perfect world they would be writing for SNL. >>221120847Comedy rarely "ages" well. But it's still pretty funny for the low effort that it was. >Plumcorp was his modern masterpiece >We smokin shit in a glass pipe, blowin the Lord's bubbles>>221122290Hello mija, those are mussels. I'm not a fan of fresh oysters either. >>221122456They had beards but I cleaned them out. They are squeaky clean because our seat is not very salty (I think), when I buy Greek ones there's more shit on them. Ours are also not very salty so I actually have to add salt, since they are in season they are very cheap now so I'm taking advantage off this. Those were 3,5 Euros a kilo. We have many mussels farms here. There's a restaurant called "The mussel farm" here, they also have actual mussels farms and you can see the boats coming to bring product, it's the best mussels I've ever had. Really cool place. >>221122459Good day fren, what''s going to happen?>>221122469Yes it's green onion. I make them with shallots, combo of butter and olive oil, white wine, garlic, chilly flakes, parsley stocks (at the beginning) and parsley leaves and bit of spring onion at the end. There's a pool of sauce at the bottom btw, might make some rice with it tomorrow.
>>221122130I would never. I might be bad at figuring out some 'talian posters but I got a Venetabro radar.
>>221122668This is the Mussel Farm restaurant.
>>221122645with the eu ghouls making more draconian surveillance laws every year they could just tell AI to look at what you post on this cursed website and make an "assessment"but again, what do i know>>221122290what a chonker
>>221122668>Ours are also not very salty so I actually have to add salt,Didnt know, ours are very salty
>>221122668Have to tell old bitch about the blunder.Also some guy called before the end of the shift and I couldn't answer him but before I could say it he proposed to come next monday to explain better so I have to tell old bitch about it before he comes in. Also new coworker took the day off because she's got a job interview, if she tells old bitch she's leaving I'm pretty sure she won't be in the mood for that.>>221122667He's still sleeping, he'd probably already been here for hours.
>>221122704forgot pic, me dumdum
>>221122712Yeah I know, when I buy Greek or Italian or Spanish I have to soak em in water for an hour to get the salt out. >>221122716Damn that woman sounds like a nightmare.
>>221122716Did you see that Momster? >>221089200They can't nag me anymore, so they will double down on (You).
>>221121654kek
>>221122827Congrats, I want to resume but there are Laughing Salesman episodes first
>>221121391everything here is way too sweet i suffer
>>221122501>And mussels are le sugar treats because they contain carbs amiritethat is obviously retarded, stop making up arguments, that have nothing to do with what i said, in your head and take your meds. you are the one that said that a non sugary thing is sugary and that i am a keto poser, none of which follows from any of my posts. anyways, enjoy the last (You), hope the previous ones gave you enough dopamine to be satisfied.
>>221122712Black Sea has a salinity of 15-16 per thousand, while Mediterranean has 36-40. And since our sea is nearly landlocked it doesn't have much species diversity, I think the oxygen levels are lower and of course it's much colder. That's why my dad goes fishing in Greece and not here.You are not very buoyant in the Black Sea, while in Greece I float so easily.
>>221122780Why? They are good because they are salty. We use roasted bread to soak uo the juice made by the wine juices and garlic. The meat itself is not very salty
>>221122450It is, they got some great stuff. Their shorts are also great>>221122668>>221122213Based, great taste Bulgariabro, in both food and youtube kino
Hello /med/ders, today I went to the library to study with a friend of mine but we ended up having a couple of joints so my session wasn't that effective, it was much less annoying
>>221122330They kinda look like oysters though????? Lo que sea que sea una almeja, no me son muy ricas la verdad>>221122525Hmm, understandable. I do plan on replacing my sweets with fruits at the beginning before trying to avoid sugars altogether. Or apples or pears or mandarin oranges. They're not expensive and they fill you up a bit.>>221122557The end is getting diabetes (?
>>221123051If those look like oysters then I look like Brad Pitt
>>221122668OH SHIT almeja is not oyster in english, it's clam. My bad, I literally almost never eat seafood and less oyster-like things, so I got 0 idea there. My fatass prefers chickem.>>221122704I need more pictures of chonkers. Might make a thread in /an/ for chonky animals.
>>221122972It's just too salty, I leave a bit of salt off course, I've estimated that a 40 min soak does the job while leaving some salt for the sauce and taste. >We use roasted bread to soak uo the juice made by the wine juices and garlic. The meat itself is not very saltyYeah of course, that's the best part (although I'm not eating bread rn)>>221122977Do you know "That's a bad idea", it's another sketch channel that I really enjoy. Really like their absurdist style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfjgSk4IB3Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tWlsJtzn3c>>221123027Wagwan man. >>221123111It's ok. I love seafood, when everything is in season I try to eat at least once a week. Also if my dad brings something that he caught.
>>221123051>Hmm, understandable. I do plan on replacing my sweets with fruits at the beginning before trying to avoid sugars altogether. Or apples or pears or mandarin oranges. They're not expensive and they fill you up a bit.You shouldn't avoid sugar altogether, you should avoid higly processed foods with tons of sugar like a chocolate bar or candy, and even some savoury food gets filled up with sugar, because sugar actually makes savoury food more appetizing too.If you compare apples to for example steak, it's much easier to get fat eating steak but steak has no sugar, because apples are more filling per calorie than steak, even though the majority of the calories of apples come from sugar.Ignore ketards.Also, ignore people to tell you to do things perfectly, do things well enough in a way that work for you, as long as you are improving it's fine, makes baby steps.I see lot of retards telling people who are fat to do everything perfectly, while doing good is good (tautologic, I know) and if you try to achieve perfection and fail you will probably feel bad about yourself and it might also make you crash out and skip on your diet.My number 1 recommendation for people trying to lose (or gain) weight is to be empirical about it, measure your weight regularly, measure the food you eat, if you are trying to lose weight and you don't lose weight in a week then you know you need to eat less food, and since you are measuring it you know that you have to eat less than that.
>>221123111>cats dying of obesitty is cute o algo
ello ladsthe big chested american girl I like stopped responding to mealso I'm 23 now
>>221123396>also I'm 23 nowit's over
>>221123396Will you blow off 23 palis to celebrate?
Where is Malta anon? >>221123396Hello, where did you stop her? How big we talkin?Happy Birthday. 23 is a great age.
>23 is a great age
Out of the cagie, how are you frens?I applaud my tankie brothers for giving me a day off tomorrow. Wages of the world unite ou algo.
>>221123784I don't get you guys..>>221123833Good, good, how are you? It has been raining here for the last 2 days so I though perfect weather to cook some food and chill out for a bit.
>>221123187Holy shit that's incredible, it's very rare for me eating fresh fish or fish aside from tuna here in Córdoba. There's lakes and rivers but... They're kind of contaminated and there's not the best quality of fish.>>221123294Mmm, I for example use a little bit of sugar to cut the acidity of salsas when I make tomato sauce, not a lot, less than a teaspoon. And I know breads here have sugar so that they grow more and have somewhat of a better taste/augmented.Thank you for the kindness in your suggestion, anon. I thought I should remove ALL sugars at some point except for special occasions, specially since I do seem to have an addiction to it and I'm probably prediabetic. I do remember one ex of mine had a lower BMI than me but his blood sugar was 128. Nigga was on the diabetes speedrun line.>>221123297Okay okay not THAT big, just kind of big and fluffy like the other pic I uploaded. Or like my kot. My kot is super big but she's a big sized cat aside of chubby.
fixed the wires mess finally
>>221123784THISI will feel young again if I pass the 25yo unwalledalso having younger friends doesn't helpI apologize for every time I've called you guys uncsno more age remarksthey're hurtful and destructive
>>221124019>also having younger friends doesn't helpwhat do you mean? i feel more judged by my friends who are older because they have jobs and/or degrees
>>221124010and before you yell for the dustyes i found all that underneath the pc while i was reorganizingthe cats were using my pc as storage of sorts it was filled with all sorts of wrappers
>>221124065the little shit incessantly calls me unc/og
>>221123930I've never had Tuna except for can tuna obviously. I might have had sashimi but can't remember iff it was tuna. I try to eat mussels at least once a week when in season and fresh, since they are dirt cheap now. A lot of good nutrients.
>>221123900It’s raining here too.I’m going to cook bolognese later and a salad with cherry tomatoes, feta and ruccola, olive oil, balsamic Modena vinegar and oregano.
>>221124219Sounds tasty. Feta and tomatoes with olive oil and oregano is peak.
>>221124089What hurts more? Unc? homosexual chink? lady?
My NEET brother ate all the steaks this week and I needed one this evening for a quick dinner. Like, he ate 1,5kg of meat in total. Just because he doesnt want to cook anything more difficult. When I told him to fuck off he told me it's just a steak and that you can buy more. For buying more he meant that I am going to buy more, because he is a NEET without driving license too
>>221124325based brother
>>221124325do your angriest hand gestures and make sure they connect to his head
Does anyone actually call you guys unc? I thought this was an American thing. I haven't heard it here and I hang out with people from ages 18 to 50.
>>221124347
>>221124367I got beardless kids calling me bro
>>221124272unc definitelyespecially when you're under 30>>221124367my nephew kept saying six seven at the christmas reunion
>>221124391>beardless kidslelYeah bro is the usual here. >>221124410in Italian? >>221124272Sir or Mister kek
>>221124325You should kick him out
>>221124325He’s getting HUGE.>>221124367Got a zoomie call me unc-pilled when I told him I had a kid while at work, I just stood there thinking he was an absolute retard.
>>221123396I'm 23, I feel like 30 is unc status, but maybe I'm biased because I don't want to feel old yet. Like once I can't have kids anymore I'm officially considering myself a grandma.>>221123784I feel my bones crack when I twist a bit.
>>221124488Did he say it in English?
>>221124102Saaame, never had fresh Tuna before either, and I wonder what it tastes like. I do love tuna pies with cheese, boiled egg, and onion and veggies. Very tasty.I want to eat more tuna and fish, genuinely. But fish is expensive in a non-fisher region.
>>221124554He said “unc-pilled” in English, but the rest of the phrase in Portuguese. Which is also a zoomie thing, mixing Portuguese with English.
>>221124474no, literally six seven, it's the same fucking meme and they say it in english even here"globalization" is just americanization
>>221124616He must have felt foolish once you didn't reply and stared at him.Thank god for our monolingual culture. Here I only ever heard one coworker say based and no one else got the reference.
>>221124272being mistaken for a belgian/quebecois is the only thing that actually bothers meI guess getting maam'ed as well but these mfs are literally blind so it's whatever
>Peruvian President claims Jews pushed Germany into war because 'they controlled banks' >>221124751>mistaken for a quebecoiskek
>>221124557>I do love tuna pies with cheese, boiled egg, and onion and veggies.Never heard of that, don't know if I would lie fish in a pie but I might be wrong. I used to make tuna sandiwches a lot. Toast slices of bread (in a pan with butte), sauce from mayo, splash of lemon, black pepper and sriracha, slather on the slices of bread then place the tuna and some shredded lettuce. >>221124616>>221124688Interesting, well maybe it's the same here but I don't interact with people who are still in school. I wouldn't care if I get called unc desu, I've had full beard since I was 14-15 so I always looked a bit older when I was really young, used to go to bars and they wouldn't even ask for an ID.
>>221124325He's bulking
>>221124325My mum did something similar recently to me, she took a green pepper and didn't tell me, if she told me I would have had the opportunity to buy another but she thought it was better to fuck me over ig.She knows that I buy the amount of food I'm going to eat and no more, in fact not that long ago she took some of my kinder bars to give to some kid and of course I noticed, so because of that she had to know that it would bother me but she did it anyway.And she's my least nagging family member.
>>221125665
>>221125665You need to blogpost more.
>>221125665Did you write your name on all the food packages and bags so she knows it's yours? No? Then the problem is obvious and you should correct it.
>>221125665>I'm neurotypical btw
>did you piss on every tree and put fences with barbed wire? no? then it's not their fault they shat on your land
>>221125973Don't forget the shotgun, you doofus.
>>221125729Good reaction pic.>>221125889I wouldn't call that kino, I think that's a very normal interaction to have with your family members, I mean the Italian anon had the same problem.>>221125895I didn't but she knew, she just didn't care.>>221125949Nothing you can say will change the fact that I'm confirmed neurotypical.Besides, aren't you a bit obsessed with using that particular phrase? What if saying I'm neurodivergent is your special interest?
Thinking about starting a Tinder account just to see how popular I am with my "best photo" (I won't bother actually reply to them, I got fat and ugly as fuck)
>>221125665why do you eat so much kinderdon't you know nestle diddles little brown children in malaysiakarl marx would not approve of your eating habits
>I'm confirmed neurotypical>*you're* the autist actually
>>221126238Kinder is made by Ferrero not Nestlé.I don't really care for Karl Marx's approval, I do think that I should probably reduce kinder consumption because the saturated fats can be bad for my health long term.As for the fact that slave labour is used for chocolate, yeah that sucks and is probably a good reason to lower consumption of chocolate too but wether I buy or not chocolate doesn't really affect that, people in African countries would just use the slaves for other things if chocolate wasn't a profitable crop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu-semky9Lsthis song lives rent free in my headI hope the game will be gud
>>221126196How do you know she knows?
>>221126196I just find it funny for some reason, not sure why
>>221126238how are people still fanny flustered about Obama
>>221126440She admitted to knowing it was mine but she said she didn't think to tell me when she knows I buy the amount of food I need and my father and sister found it funny she did that because they too know that I buy the food I plan to eat and not more.
>i calculate and buy exactly the amount of food i plan to eat and nothing more
>>221125665>mum took a few Kinder sticks from his dragon's hoard of chocolate and gave it to a hungry childHow does she sleep at night.
>>221126725I do this.>>221126729She might have saved a gypsy, praise be upon her.
>>221126725It's really nothing special, almost everybody who goes to the gym does this.>>221126729The kid I'm referring to was a female teenager and she wasn't starving in fact her parents own a jewelry and they have a better car than we do and an expensive bike.>>221126779She just used the money I worked hard for to give it to a priviledged Spanish kid.
>I do this.>It's really nothing special
>>221124784>>Peruvian President claims Jews pushed Germany into war because 'they controlled banks'based Inca dropping thermonuclear trvthnvkes
I love Andalusianon autismposting, this shit is too good kek
>>221126725To be fair, I think this is what you're supposed to do. Like, in an ideal world where everybody has iron discipline and plans their meals ahead of time.Reminds me of a HoI4 mod I played where I was Himmler and my political ideology was esoteric Nazism. I covered the city of Rouen in a concrete dome and all the worker slaves had exactly the amount of calories they needed to function.
>>221126927Don't you mean neurotypical posting since I'm neurotypical?
>>221126936>I covered the city of Rouen in a concrete dome and all the worker slaves had exactly the amount of calories they needed to function.
>a HoI4 mod I played
KINO ALERTWill Cregger make the first RE movie that isn't retarded? Based on his track record, I believe so.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPu1spHqfk>>221126967Shit yeah, got mixed up I guess>>221126936kek
>>221126936Why Rouen specifically?
>>221121654
>>221127136The last attempt at a remake was pretty good imo, until the second half. They built tension and horror real good before the RPD scenes
*annihilate /med/*
>>221127173I won't eat the bugs.
>>221127173Bro why
>>221127152Rouen in TNO lore is the prototype for a new kind of sarcophagus city (it gets renamed to Industriebezierk Rodomo, basically a city-sized concentration camp), probably chosen because it's one of the largest cities in Ordenstaat Burgund.Also funny that when you play as Burgundy, you don't have to deal with economics at all because it's Jewish pseudoscience. You invite your economics minister into the office, shoot him in the head, and then the economy tab looks like this afterwards.
>>221127316Dangerously based
>>221127152he is still seething about William the Conqueror
>>221127173The ingredients for themselves would be good, but why won't you cook them together damn it
>>221127316Why did the Adriatic sea just disappear lmao
>>221127356The New Order, used to be one the best and wackiest HoI4 mods until it wasn't anymore.>>221127781>Why did the Adriatic sea just disappear lmaoWhatever you do, do NOT look up Atlantropa.
>>221127316I love this. Is there something particular in Bordeaux?
>>221127829I won't don't worry, I don't like P*radox slop
>>221127742first i put the pepper bell, then added the already cooked shrimps (they're sold like this) and the onionso it was cooked together fr fr except the rice
Took a big ass nap again
>>221127829>Atlantropaactual nightmare scenario, there should be a wall there if anything
>>221127168Oh yeah, I had forgotten they did a remake already. Good to know, maybe I'll give a watch to the first part.
>>221127982no need if you do the needful ;)>>221127981Momster...
>>221128007That was cagie's fault also now I have to exercise cause I want to eat dinner
>>221127173What does this recipe have my guy? The shrimp look really tasty!>>221127208Consume the pancrustacea.>>221125665>picrel
>>221127981sounds comfy, why the sad frog?
>>221128297I don't like taking naps it makes me lose time and fucks up my sleep schedule
>>221127865No, it's just a big city.A big city full of juicy productive workers just waiting to be placed underneath a dome and make bullet shells for 18 hours a day.>>221127904>I won't don't worry, I don't like P*radox slopOkay, well good luck living out your epic chud fantasies without some form of Paraslop.
>>221126500it's a pretty old pic but I think the obama thing really makes it funnier
>>221126335that amount of sugar can't be good either broskisaurusI ate 2000 calories today!I hope you are proud of me
Alright lads I'm back.Western Hungary is insanely comfier than Eastern Hungary. Going through Judapest was meh. Idk, I just don't like big cities like Judapest that much ig.
>>221129049Did you go to Balaton lake ?
>>221128667Minty, Bae'zel, and N-word were the team. I even forgot Minty has 10 round haste as an ability fr fr. Definitely helped a lot. Her being half-illithid also helped a lot cuz she could just cover a lot of distance in a single turn.Last round I felt like 2 prisoners were still too far from the ladder so Minty threw them closed to the ladder. One of them bugged out or idk, but instead of taking the ladder he started walking away a bit. Originally brought down Omeluum to tp Minty back to the ship, but as that bugged out faggot just did not want to take the ladder and as I said instead walked a bit away, I had to tp him with Omeluum instead of Minty.Everyone survived except for Minty. Moonrise has fallen...>>221129125Yeah. Even put my hand in the water on the way back. Desu I should have just yeeted away my shoes and socks and woolk around a bit in the water for the lulz. It is what it is.
>>221129231Why not moving to Western Hungary since you work remote ?
would you like kids if you can /med/?
Some toroidal transformer arrived in the mail. Doesn’t fit in its place in the electronics project I’m making. Turns out the spacing between pins is supposed to be 55mm so I just went ahead and bought a transformer that has a casing 55mm wide (the pins are actually 50mm only).I just spent 15€ in a copper hunk of junk that I can’t use. Maybe I’ll have to use it somewhere else to cope.
>>221129256I live with my parents.I'd rather give them money than give it to boomerjews tbf. They don't let me give them money tho, so I just get them comfy shit instead.Also I'd probably be really lonely. At least I have my parents and my grandparents in my life if I don't have friends anyway.>>221129320No idea honestly.If the modern world was not so gay and I was not such an autist, sure.
>>221129450Naturelle est la sélection.
>>221125665Autistic ass nigga
>>221129501Not my brightest moment.
>>221129320yeah. I have a niece and a nephew already and they're great.
Good night, sisters.
>>221123425is it? >>221123725a bit less then that,I was only starting to have hope so it won't be too bad>Happy Birthday. 23 is a great age.>>221123784I feel like I'm getting conflicting reports on that >>221124505>I can't have kids anymore I'm officially considering myself a grandmahow come?>>221129320yeakids nowadays are so retarded I feel that it's not very hard to create a relative ubermench by not giving them a phone when they're 3 and making them do their homework
>>221129733Gn
>>221129320I used to not want to have kids when I was a bit younger cause I felt I'd never find someone fit to have kids with, or who'd stay with me and support me while I'm pregnant or can't work cause... I'd have to tend the kid/s, I ideally would like two, hell, even twins if possible, but now with my partner I can see it being a possibility in the future. Maybe once I'm 27-28. And I'd wait like 3-4 years until the next one ideally.I don't know if I'd be a good mom and that's why I was so scared of the concept of motherhood, but if I was married and living with someone who loves me and has the same loyalty as me, I'd be willing to make the sacrifice and form a family. I'd probably be happy having mini-mes to share my animes and vidya and books and tastes with, hahah.
>>221129751Basically once I stop ovulating and become infertile, or at least at age 35-40 I'd say "okay, auntie statis achieved". Like I'd be in the middle of my life at that point.>>221129733Good night Magyarino. Man I miss your (you)s.
>>221129320Love kids.
gn all>>221129963ah for some reason I read that you can’t have kids now.>>221129733gn fren
>>221129500>>221129636>>221129751>>221129786>>221130020i see...thank you for the answers
>>221129501The correct toroidal is out of stock AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>221129231Not bad. Not bad at all - except for getting Minty killed. I see you made better use of your abilities than I did.And just like that, your chances of allying with Gortash were thrown to the wind.>>221129320No, it sounds like way too much effort. Also, I have 8 niblings and grand-niblings, so the family legacy is already secure.
>>221131935TRVKE catnigga doesn't want you to knowglad other english anons are more honest about it
It is 35C outside and the electric service blackouts. It is also humid and i am on my underwear. This is worse than hell.
>>221133934Holy shit I'm so sorry man, it's surprisingly kind of inestable down here in the cono sur. There's 20 degrees days, 10 degrees days, storms, wind, sunny days, it's a bit unpredictable. Legit don't know how to dress some days.
>>221134030I used to live in a city with tame weather and low humidity. I miss it now.
>>221135162How comfy. The weather in my city has begun to grow more extreme and more whiplash-y these last few years, storms were calmer and heat strokes were shorter. Now it's much more unstable. And sometimes even in summer we'll have 10°C days, and in winter we'll have 25°C weather in any random day.I imagine both of us live in an area without snow, sadly.
morning
Fucking noisy bitch prevented me to sleep yesterdayhope she dies
time for yearly PC maintenancelook at all this dust from both our pcs sadly i couldn't find my thermal compound replacement so that will have to wait till it arrives tomorrow
>>221137316who's the noisy bitch?I slept like a baby until 8:30>>221137674what specs do you have?
>>221137881some bitch neighbor singing at 1am
>>221137881that plus an HDD i use for long term safe storage
>>221137907kekhere you could unironically call the cops on her for being loud after 10 PMand some people would probably do it too>>221137911niceI like Fractal Design, clean and stylish
>>221137936they were the only one i found that wasn't glass or had RGB shiti just want my components to be safe i don't want to see what's inside my pc 24/7 why is glass the default nowdays
>>221137973did you do proper cable management to tuck it away nicely? I built a PC too like 9 years ago and I just stuffed everything in and closed the case because I couldn't be assed. But I sold it shortly after anyway because I realized I don't care about gaming.
>>221137995yeah before i moved here i used to work repairing pcs at home at the official supplier for dell and gigabyte customers would get pissy if the cabled didn't look nice so i developed muscle memory on how to do itit's funny i was an expert at this stuff back home but i probably can't work this here because i'd need a degree at this and my degree is in accounting
>>221138029at home meaning my home country not my house*>But I sold it shortly after anyway because I realized I don't care about gamingalso what the fuck
>>221138029to be fair though I think I had a semi-modular PSU and there were more cables than necessary. But I could've tried harder.>i probably can't work this here because i'd need a degree at this and my degree is in accountingIdk, usually you need a certificate to do anything professionalley here. But maybe you could do it anyway, it's not like you're doing surgery or something. You probably just can't use specific job titles that are reserved for people with the official qualification.>>But I sold it shortly after anyway because I realized I don't care about gaming>also what the fuckI played some old games from the 2000s in the past, but those ran on a shitty laptop too. And I played them for a long time so it was kind of enough. I did basic training in the army and a friend I met there wanted me to build a PC so we could game together, I thought it's fun to build it and I built a cheap one but I didn't see the great benefit and playing newer games wasn't fun plus I lost contact with him anyway.
>>221138169>to be fair though I think I had a semi-modular PSU and there were more cables than necessary. But I could've tried harderit was your first one anonit's great that you did it without breaking a component >Idk, usually you need a certificate to do anything professionalley here. But maybe you could do it anyway, it's not like you're doing surgery or something. You probably just can't use specific job titles that are reserved for people with the official qualification.wonder if i can like take a test and then have the certificate?>I played some old games from the 2000s in the past, but those ran on a shitty laptop toobasedany names?>german armyhow was it?
>>221138223>it was your first one anon>it's great that you did it without breaking a componentI guess so. It was fun anyway to build it.>wonder if i can like take a test and then have the certificate?maybe, but probably not. Idk. Usually you need a Ausbildung or degree to carry a job title.>any names?GTA SA, Total War: Rome II, Settlers V: Heritage of Kings>>german army>how was it?waste of time desu. But boot camp was kind of fun. And if I hadn't done it I wouldn't have spent my time better anway. So overall ok. I was in the medical corps and did pic related as an OC during that time.
Good morning, sisters.Slept for 9 or 9 and a half hours. Really needed that fr fr. Yesterday on the way back I was even beginning to imagine things. Like there was a cutout of a cow on an open field and I was unsure whether it was a real cow or just a paper cutout then I started to see it running away. Then I closed my eyes opened them again and realized it was actually a cutout. Sheeeeit.>>221137881qt pic
>>221138310>old games from the 2000s>GTA SA, Total War: Rome II, Settlers V: Heritage of Kingsfuck>I was in the medical corps and did pic related as an OC during that time.did it pay good? did you learn something? why did you join? is it like the USA where you get free stuffalso really nice OC
>>221138319Sheeeeit niggagm>qt pic:3>>221138332>fuckright? we are closer to 2050 now than to 2000.>>221138332>did it pay good?I got 900€ o algo back then iirc. Now it pays 2500€ bc they really need guys.>did you learn something? very little. *very* basic stuff about tactical behavior, shooting a little, very basic life saving measures, very little about internal organs. Basic training is meant to school retards and not to sound arrogant but I'm not a complete tard.>why did you join?didn't know what else to do, my dad did conscription back then, I'm interested in military and simply I'm a chud. Also I considered doing medicine back then and joining the military could've made it easier. I could've studied medicine in the army but chose against it because I would've signed up for 17 years. And doubtful I would've had to discipline to pull through with it anyway desu.>also really nice OCthanks man
>>221138397900 euros for a full time position? holy fuckdid you get those abs from the army?
Good morning med, time to do the big woolk and then make some crêpes, see you for lunch
>>221138437900€ was for voluntary service back then, that's conscription replacement. As a proper soldier when you sign up for longer you got 2000+ back then already, now even more. For a position you can do without any Ausbildung/Studium, that is decent.And no, army was pussy shit desu. There were little girls in my unit too and complete retards and the worst we did was march for a few hours with a heavy backpack. Maybe it would've been different if I had joined a combat unit like paratroopers or infantry but I think the only really tough guys are the specialized units which are not many.
>>221138472i haven't had a crepe since 2017:(they're my favorite thing but i sort of traumatized my wife by only taking her out for crepe when we first met for like a year and now if i want crepe i have to order it for myself only
>>221138515Why not making them ? It's super easy to make
>>221138507damn so not even a good physique came out of itwell atleast it's a life experience and maybe friends>>221138551i actually never tried tocan i have your recipe?
Using The NAVY To Start The WORLD REVOLUTION in Victoria 3's NEW DLC!One Proud Bavarian
They just made the jewtube UI even more shit wtf.>>221138472>make some crêpesNice. I'll have some homemade borgirs.
Incel morning /med/.>>221138669Did you end up watching Tatami Galaxy yesterday?
>>221138809Based
>>221138809I only watched the first 4 episodes. I was soyjaking out the window at the fields cuz being a suburbian I don't really see open fields ig and I like them o algo. Also I could not get the laptop into a comfy position so it was giving me the 'ick.Peak kino. I'll finish it by tomorrow evening.Also wanted to finish my resting period and start lifting today but I juts simply can't be assed to lift rn so I'll either start tomorrow or rest 2 more days and start on Monday.
Got the ick from seeing two germans flags yapping in /med/
>>221139022what are you? a woman?
>>221138319Good morning Magyarino and everyone in the thread! I used to imagine people running by the side of the car on long car trips throughout long roads... But you seemed to have a whole astral ride there Magyarwigga.>>221138397Hoooly shit, that's so cooool. Do you remember what weapons you or your teammates used in the army? Like rifles for example? Did you ever treat something super heavy and important?>>221138507Oh shit. Hmm. My parents were policemen, now they're retired. I always wanted to see if I'd be good at shooting firearms since I feel I'd be kind of decent at it (even though I'm blind as fuck) but since I'm suicidal it is not safe for me to carry guns.Long live the heckler & koch USP though. Beautiful gun.
morning /med/>>221139022a nafri and a southern german, both are /med/ so you should not be icked by such a sight.
>>221139022As opposed to the random hungARYAN, the argentinian, the polebro, the portugeese, the bri'ish...My partner seethes and asks me why the hell this is called a mediterranean general if the majority of people who post in here are not from the actual mediterranean region but from Europe in general kek.>>221139119GATOS GORDOS
Hello, no work today but it's raining again :(
>>221138310You might like this pic >>221137213>>221139698Zdrasti my n-word.I hope things are bussin' in the land of BVLLgaria
>my NEET wife is the one who wakes up late and acts tiredWOMEN
>>221139814Szia bromigo, it's been raining and cold in Vulgaria, wanted to go to the park gym but it's shite outside. Otherwise it's all good. Thinking of making rice and chicken.
>i have a wife and a job, vgh life is so hard bros...
>>221139955
Where is Malta anon? >>221129320Of course, and I will.
>>221129320yes, i would love to have kids, but it won't happen.
>>221137911For a moment the price of RAM took my breath away, but then I noticed it's DDR4. Nonetheless, seems like a decent machine
>>221139923>Thinking of making rice and chicken.Fugg post pic if you do end up making that.>Where is Malta anon? Banned for a shitty joke that janny took literally.
>>221140247Will post, already washed the rice and prepped the chigin - it's happening. >Banned for a shitty joke that janny took literally.Damn what kind of a joke? Was it racist? Also how long has he been banned?
>>221140313>Damn what kind of a joke?Something age-related>Also how long has he been banned?From what I know, for 30 days
>>221140009I ate him
>>221117573i was asking all the young <20yo guys at my work and none of them had heard of filthyfranki think i really am an unc now
Hello medsters, having fun with the old Tomodachi Life
My island is full of colorful characters
>>221139022seethe>>221139374>Do you remember what weapons you or your teammates used in the army?just the standard issue G36 rifle and P8 pistol. My dad was proper infantry in the cold war and also got to shoot machine guns, submachine guns and handheld rocket launchers, but I was just in a support unit (medical) so weapon use was not the main focus.>Did you ever treat something super heavy and important?nope, I was just basically a conscript and when I was done with basic I worked in the warehouse of a military hospital. I guess the things I handled there weren't cheap either, but it's not like I was responsible for heavy gear. That kind of gear was stationed at the base I got basic training though, like mobile field hospitals and armored ambulance vehicles.also this was before Russia invaded full scale, but after the war in Donbas had started. So wounded Ukrainians were already treated at the hospital I worked at.>Long live the heckler & koch USP though. Beautiful gun.agreed. It's just plain and simple but works well. It's the same as the P8, P8 is just the military designation.>>221139402>southern german, both are /med/truthnvkeI'm basically Roman>>221139814>You might like this picheh I do>>221139955thisone day the truecel's patience will run out. 2 more weeks o algo.
>>221140383Ooh I see, I made a similar post (if it is what I think) when I first came here and didn't know the rules and they either banned me permanently or for 1 year (can't remember). But I appealed it and explained I hadn't read the rules and that it was a joke. >>221140403you monster >>221140442big deal, youtube has become boring, you can't do funny shit no more
Am back from the 11 kilometers woolk, it was super sunny and many people outside, sadly no kots to see.>>221138610Here's the recipe I usehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGsvfsrP2fo
>>221140612>it was super sunnyI'm jelly
>>221140654I have some Momolands pic ready
>>221140671post em
>>221140612Zased>>221140513Based for the army stuff, wish i did the reserve as a youngster but i feared being bullied like in middle school
>>221140873
>>221140778Aye. It was an alright experience. And I think it's positive for a society to have this in general, also social service as alternative, it makes you aware of your responsibility in society imo.
>>221140895Me on the right with Breizhotwink.
Catberg, Piedini and (((Me))) in one roomhttps://x.com/nocontextmemes/status/2049933334545932639>>221140491Literally me :D>>221140540I wasn't aware that the moderation team here was so sensitive
>>221140873>>221140894>>221140991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEeaS6fuUoA>>221140948>I wasn't aware that the moderation team here was so sensitiveI think it was on a different board
>>221141007>>221141023>>221141038>>221141055Built for blitzkrieg o qualcosa
>>221141084it will be the site of an epic battle in 2050 when Oberstleutnant Mehmet Özcan will try to recreate the sickle cut 1940, but Maréchal Mamadou Ngubu will do everything in his might to not let him pass..
>>221141084They can try, we're ready
>>221138975>Also wanted to finish my resting period and start lifting today but I juts simply can't be assed to lift rn so I'll either start tomorrow or rest 2 more days and start on Monday.How long did the resting period take?Personally I wouldn't be able to take long resting periods because exercise makes me feel good, so if anything I would do easier workouts.
>>221141209Until the surprise attack on the Alps (which became a tropical jungle due to global warming) by the upstart Italian officer Abdel Karim diverts French troops from the Northern front
>>221140313>Damn what kind of a joke?Someone asked how old /med/ders are and Maltabro said he is 10. You have to be 18 to post here, but janny is so autistic xhe can't tell it was a joke.>>221141055Sufféringe in Momoland? Bah, how zo you zay zis in English? C'est ehm... c'est impossible
>>221141392vgh
>>221141427I'm sure Hungary looks just like that
>>221141384>How long did the resting period take?Last time I lifted was last Thursday or Friday.>because exercise makes me feel goodSure I also feel the same way ig, but I'm feeling really tired lately which obviously is some hormonal shit cuz of the depression giving my nervous system the 'ick, and also I rather want to be left alone at home than to be around people like in the gym I guess.
>>221139955kek>>221140185i bought it for like 58 euros and now it's that price>>221140612merci!
>>221141460
>>221141671You're telling me you don't have grass in Hungary
>>221140991>>221141007>>221141023>>221141038>>221141055"Backrooms, but in the bosom of nature" vibe. Neat as fuck
>>221141460>>221141671first thing i saw in magyaland was an ad with a couple that was wmbf
>>221141716It does not slap the same way Momoland greenery does o algo.>>221141727KekYesterday when going through Judapest I saw a bmwf couple (ugly guy with a mid face 0 booty 0 boobs girl) and a wmbf couple (some tall blonde chad with insane shoulder genetics and a 7.5/10 kween, he definitely could get a 9/10 gal, but her smile was really beautiful so I understand the lad). Interestingly none of the asian couples I saw were mixed so they were all asians.
>>221141900Well you're free to move to Momolands since we have Schengen and you work remote, hope you don't mind the rain half of the year
first time getting my driver's licence here, any advice from fellow tugas?i've been driving without a license for some time so I already know how to drive a car, the problem is the trick questions they make at the test
Rice is ready, it just has to steam 20 mins with the lid on. Pics incoming.
>>221141933>the problem is the trick questions they make at the testPass "blank tests" over and over
>>221141918You would NOT go biking or rooning with me thoughbeit so it's not worth it going to Momoland.
>>221142022You're too zesty for me
>>221141933No idea about tugal but here afaik we just bribe the driving instructor to tell us the answers fr fr.
>>221142036Freak status : sent flying.
>>221141933Make tests over and over again until you get all right
>>221142036I have no chance with a handsome young fella like you anyway.
>>221139426who is phil?
>>221142036I was wondering, have you ever had friends in your life?
>>221141933Learn the stupid Truck weight questions. >How much can a truck weigh while driving on this road>If a truck is X tons how should they park on the side of the road. I'M NOT DRIVING A TRUCK GODDAMNIT.I had to take my written test twice because I hadn't slept (also didn't study much) and 4 of those questions fucked me. But of course maybe the test are different where you are.
annihilated a pack of nuts and raisins.also incelran 13,75km in the morning. Had to shit in the woods during it but otherwise nice roon desu.
>>221142104Do medders count ?
>>221142007>>221142055i already passed the written test, I meant the driving test
>>221142134I think this isn't your first wood-shitting right, lmao>>221142144No, I meant actual, real-life friends
>>221142163we do have 3 questions here when you're parked during the drivebut it's not tricky stuff>>221142134based50kmmarch.jpg
>>221142163Don't you have these but in Portuguese ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck1dWCd6Vlo>>221142171I have had acquaintances from school and cagie but not "friends" cause having friends is engaging and kind of a chore so I avoid it
>>221142171>I think this isn't your first wood-shitting right, lmaoit's actually not uncommon for runners, it stimulates your digestion. But yeah, sometimes it's uncomfy when you don't have a good opportunity to drop the weight.also I may or may not have been seen by two boomers walking when I did the needful. whatever.
>>221142163They make questions in the driving test? Here they just give you indications to check you drive correctly
>>221142134Do you wipe with leaves or what do you do after having taken a poo outside?
>>221142221>we do have 3 questions here when you're parked during the driveFuck you are right, to some people they even make you open the hood and signal some parts of the car, I forgot that
>>221142276he find the nearest scatquite easy in germany
>>221142222Yeah sort ofthe instructor may make random questions about signals and misc stuff about the car while driving
>>221142276I take a pack of pocket handkerchiefs with me on every run just in case. works fine.>>221142290retarded and disgusting meme desu
>>221142324dumb questions get dumb answer thoughbeit
>>221142290
Is anybody gonna bake ?
>>221142351aight
Baking is hard, dooodooodoo...
/med/cels will be lost when I won't post for 2 (two) weeks
>>221143082Where are you going again?
>>221143111Deployed to Iran to fight gobohomo.Two weeks to Jerusalem
fresh bake>>221143184>>221143184
>>221143111Wasting momoselle's hard earned coins.
>>221143199fuuuuUUUUCK I DIDN'T BAKE FAST ENOUGHrip to my thread, it was fun baking at least
>>221143160Wait really, why are you going to the Judentum?
>>221143265Just going to woolk
>>221143319adopt some middle eastern kitties and raise your army by feeding them shrimphttps://youtu.be/O08XTXJSOtI
>>221142134designated shitting woods
>>221140442grim
