finding a doctor in France is fucking impossible man im going to die
why, whats happened to you
>>221120823Go eat some snails
I was told that many doctors and engineers have immigrated to France. Surely you must be mistaken
>>221121073my ears are plugged and i feel like my head is going to bursti call every motherfuckers in the department and either they say they don't take new patients, whatever the fuck that means, or they give you an appointment but in 6 fucking months.sometimes you can't even find any of these fags they have no number, you cant find them online, it's like they're hiding, they don't like to work
>>221120823Which doctor you need ? Checked doctolib ?
We're all gonna die
>>221121160Go to hospital
>>221121192
>>221121172>Checked doctolib>aucune disponibilité en ligne>aucune disponibilité en ligne>prochain rendez-vous 22 juillet>aucune disponibilité en ligne>prochain rendez-vous 03 mars 2027ah yes the doctolib experience. truly a revolutionary website>>221121194they cant do shit, i need an ORL
>>221121160have you ever cleaned your ear canal? its easy by yourself
>>221121309>have you tried turning it off and on?
>>221121229Feign that it is an emergency to the urgences and that you are in extremely of pain by exagerating
>>221121229Simule une urgence et ils te feront ta consultation ORL
>>221121367lol you can help yourself out by trying out an ear cleaning bladder and some peroxide you probably have a bunch of earwax judging by your response
the frenchman fabricates earwax
probably just sinus pressure due to allergies or somethingi have the same shit rnchill out nigga
>>221121443i tried and it only made the pain more intensei dont need grandma tips i need a fucking doctor
>>221121493que est ce que monsieur le docteur peux faire pour toi connard? ouvrir ton skull avec un scalpel et cleaning ton sale tete? hon hon hon you don't need a specialist you need to visit l'urgence le plus prochaine and stand your fucking ground and tell the karen nurse no je ne vais pas partir chez moi, tu vas cleaner ma tete merci beaucoup
>>221121160If its earwax, go to the apothecary and ask for one of these. They usually sell them in kits with salt solution too
>>221121554>que est ce que monsieur le docteur peux faire pour toi connard?clean with a fucking karcher like i once had donecan't exactly get single use professional medical equipment from amazon can i
>>221121493and don't forget the peroxide
>>221121638kek
>>221121672Works for me when my ears are plugged
>>221121699i obviously tried this already
>>221120823I thought yuropoors had infinite healthcare for free? wtf?
>>221121800Eat a dick, corncakes.
>>221120823I found a doctor I liked then he just retired out of the blue one day in his 50's.Got a new doctor, he's ok but talks too much.
>>221121493Public healthcare is literally not an option in Europe sometimes anymoreEither pay up or get fucked
>>221120823are there no private clinics in france? Or are you just poor and thus deserve to suffer?
>>221120823Just ask AI for medical advise, bro.
Putain je hais ce genre de threads où l'OP demande de l'aide, reçoit de l'aide, tlm lui dit d'aller aux urgences, mais non ce fdp préfère continuer de se plaindre parce que la solution qu'on lui propose requiert de bouger son cul de son canapé et ce résidu d'avortement n'en est pas capable
>>221121976C'est vraiment comme ça pêh
>>221121844>retiring after 20 years of workHe must have gotten rich doing something shady.
>>221122439yeah probably
>>221120823Don't you have socialized free libre superior european healthcare>>221121160lie on your side and pour a small bit of hydrogen peroxide into your ear and wait ten minutes or until it stops fizzing, whichever is longerthen hold a paper towel over your ear if you aren't already and roll over and do the same thing on the other sideyou have now fixed your clogged earwax, partly at least
>>221121410Correct. Don't be a retard OP
alright franon I've had this happen beforehere's what you need to do:clear out your earwaxtake a hot showergo to the doctor
>>221121194this or walk into a maison medicale
>>221121088lol
>>221120823fucking kek that shit made me giggle
Retarded OP>Go to the hospital it's free>Go to your normal doctor, they'll give you a prescription to see an 'ORL' and they can call for you if it's an emergency and you need to go asap. And it's free. >Go to the pharmacy and ask for help they're generally helpful
>>221121800OP is a retard, hospital would've treated him
maybe sending all of your money to ukraine wasnt smartest idea
>>221121160But europe has free healthcare!!! Its supposed to be a perfect medical utopia!!!!In all seriousness, go to an ugrent care/immediate care clinic or worse case, a hospital emergency room (or the french equivalent to an ER)
>>221121160lol i had the same issue this week and managed to schedule a visit to the doctor the very next day. wtf is going on in France?
>>221121493>>221121638>>221121699>>221121746don't do it by yourself, just schedule an appointment with any family doctor, he should be able to do the cleaning, pay for a visit if necessary, that shit is a nightmaret. do ear cleaning every single year
>>221120823here you can just pay 10 dollars and be seen by any specialist that same day
>>221126058some people who need urgent care are too afraid to call medical emergency services. they think their condition is not urgent enough for a paramedic so they will wait untreated at home until the general practitioner opens his practice no matter how long the wait time may be or until they are half dead. mostly men and mostly in rural areas.bonus points for climbing in their car in critical condition and driving to the hospital themselves while they are having a heart infarction right now and could lose consciousness any second.
>>221121160welp thats what you get for a good work life balance
>>221121160Here nurses can do pop themI hope you find help thats bad luck
>>221120823>>221126920People don't just naturally deserve our services and work anywhere at anytime, it's up to you to make yourself available for our services
>>221121638never do it alone, if you fuck uo you fuck up very big
>>221129063Worst you can do is poke a hole in your eardrum, get fluid into the normally sterile space, start an infection, and have it spread to your brain before you get an abscess, and then start seizing until you die
>>221121160Pretend you're dying and go to the emergency room.
>>221121229Literally just go to the emergancy room and rawdog the 5 hour waiting time. Are you fucking retarded?
