>>221130700punching myself in the head and screaming and roaring and howling
fucks sake
>>221130700the same dog over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
>>221130729roar
>>221130734and rover
Ive done some calculations. Ive had almost 80 grand in pip money over the years but me mental health is still shite. so why even bother giving me free money? maybe I need more?
is this the thread?
umhi
any retards in
why yes it’s me, nuspak, the most illustrious and famous of all /brit/posters!
australian lad got cucked out of his own gimmique
>>221130762You'll be alright.
>>221130729right well thats an absolute piece of nonsense isnt it
>>221130779hello
where do you buy phoenix downs
>>221130700bruce...
*demands your brown boy cock*
>>221130787System. Time is 12:04 AM. Cloud is on right now.
Pray for them
lee mack just died
>>221130624i got a beamer and realised when i previously just looked lazy or incompetent when i parked wonky in a space now i look like a cunt who is doing it cos he's a cunt. bmw context innit
>>221130805phoenix residence dot org
the fucking janny is gonna hit the roofi don't know why you insist on antagonising him
aff tae bed
kharak burns
>>221130729>>221130734when cansmong does it is' funny tho isn't itYou deserve this lot
bit too druk=nk had 5 pints at puc
too many images can't respond to them all
>>221130824Low test to even be thinking about that ngl
>>221130805in final fantasy games
>>221130840No it's fucking not.
Maximum era.
santiago chile
>One French-language platoon, which had over 80 per cent non-citizens, was reportedly wracked by an inability to communicate fluently, a lack of respect towards female CAF members and infighting between Cameroonian and Côte d’Ivoire candidates.>Platoons are also reporting inter-candidate cultural frustrations, with lack of respect towards women being the most common concern.
what the hell is leftypol reading
>>221130840no it isn't mong
proverbs 25:28
bit worried about porkpienbeanslad
right well he DIDNT post the titch again
Look MouseyThey looked at American horses
>>221130852mental
not heard much from footymadlad in a while either
>>221130890he's out playing footy
>>221130852100% glowies planting 'p on his computer
>>221130852bald
>>221130851nah when i walk back from the shop to my car and see it's parked wonky my first instinct is to think fucking bmw cunt parking like a cunt even though it's my car and i just didn't park very well
>>221130870conquer thyself, till thou hast done this, thou art but a slave; for it is almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite as to thine own
is tunnocksteacakeslad in?
not heard about poo for tea lad's dinner plans for a while either wonder what he's been having for tea
genuinely can't decide which car to buy. reckon i've got too much money
the actor who played super hans had a stroke :(
>>221130940will you be my sugar daddy?
omg Hasan is SO. HOT. *explodes squirt from every orifice*
>>221130914Yeah high test person like myself that doesn’t even come into my mind I just stick my car anywhere doesn’t matter if it’s in a space or not don’t even think twice about it
>>221130948are you a girl
>>221130852very dishonest lid on that lad
>>221130957spiritually, yes
>>221130852it was either this or becoming a tranny i guess
>>221130940get one powered by a heatpump. leccy and fuel prices are about to skyrocket
Chinese girlsJapanese girlsKorean girlslove emNot even in a yellow fever 'their culture is so superior' way, I just think they look more attractive, would prefer a western-raised one than one straight out of Asia
>>221130945It’s a pisser though isn’t it? strokes. They should find a fucking cure
>>221130700You are all gay retards
>>221130996sounds like some ed miliband woke shite
might change my name to unreasonable blackman
right so janny is waiting for the thread to hit bump limit and the new to get posted before he bans the egyptbot, deletes all his posts, makes the thread go under bump limit and then deletes the new is it?yeah
business idea: toasted biscuits
Fucks sake lads. FUCKS SAKE. It's so over. Been applying for shit jobs for months on end and the only one that was willing to offer me a role is paying below minimum wage. Being a NEET for more than one year is a death sentence.
>>221131001ktinm
ADABAll Dogs Are Bastard
In the USAmedia and film in LAmanufacturing is in Texas, Seattle, Maryland, Virginiapharmaceuticals in New Englandbanking in Chicago and NYgovernment in Washington DC.New Media in Southern California.In the UKmedia and film: Londonmanufacturing London (and the immediate vicinity, although there is some outside of it)pharmaceuticals London (and the immediate vicinity)banking: Londongovernment: London.new media: London
>>221131029cant pay below minimum wage
>>221131037i live in london this seems fine to me
>>221131029the country is fuckin dead there will be no jobs, no future and NO PENSION
Xitter porn comment sections make me laugh a lot
>>221131029Well
Any man raped by bryan singer here?
>>221131074Rorke's da on a mad one.
>>221131060they can if they offer commission
>>221131037yeah bruv let's move the pharma industry to sheffield
>>221131037Leftypol homebase. LONDON
right then that's me
>>221131065How many times have you been stabbed and raped by migrants?
>>221131086
UC = 800 a monthPip = 750 a monthEasy 1550 a month doing fuck all, and uc covers rent if you rent out too. workings a mugs game.
about to have my performance reviews britanonswhat should I say
>>221131037>manufacturing: Londonwe don't have a manufacturing industry anymore mate
>>221131094need her to do me bollocks in with a sledgehammer as punishment for being a rorke
>>221131112
>>221131037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry8PWZ6gl_gLondon walking videos are comfy
>>221131060Cash in hand
>>221131029falseflag spaki post
>>221131116keep on trucking rorke
>>221131074I thought this was going to be a normal man just having a life but his xitter is just him getting his cock out ffs
>>221131074still mental to me how boomers have no qualms about doing this shit under their own name
mad how many pictures there were of are jeff seems like all he did was pose for photos and nonce people
>>221131116i put more than that just in my savings at the end of the monthdon't understand how many in this country live on an absolute pittance
>>221131157Mannameisjeff
sleep is being contemplated
i know this much is true
>>221131157but, strangely enough, not a single picture of him actually noncing kidsnow that really is curious don't you think
>>221131157he said he’s been doxxed multiple times on 4chan
Is 1st of May a holiday for you?
>>221131213may-be
>>221131213only in Scotland
>>221131213yeh
>>221131190he was too busy with photos and noncing to add photos of noncing into the mix lad come on now a man's got to sleep and poo
>>221131213only if you're a communist
>>221130852>Be white teenager forced to live in London >Go insane and embrace Nazism Huh.
if i were a girl i'd have so much HOT LESBIAN SEX
>>221131172I retired at the age of 18 and travelled the world. All on the taxmugs expense. keep coping and pouring your savings into shite and hoping you'll get to retire on it one day. You'll never know the feeling of retiring in your 20s, mugboy.
>that'll be £12.54 luv
bloody hell rorke
>>221131213We have a bank holiday at the start of May called May Day but nobody knows why.
>>221131213yeh we call it 1st of may and we all get up early and do all the may 1st traditions
>>221131248*stuffs a tenner in her cleavage and drops in some coins*keep the change
>>221131251thought he died in dunc 2
>>221131248>jumps over the counter and does gif related
>>221131255epstein art
>>221131248would drink pint after pint of her piss
>>221131272can't kill an idea
>>221131246living off welfare isn't retiringits living on a pittance, eating frozen food from iceland, struggling to find housing because landlords dont take dss
>>221131277grow up
onto the fart porn
diego day tomorrow
Fart porn mentioned.
delicious fucking scran
>>221131328could end this to my mates who like fishing but i will not
>>221131292I ate 3 sirloine steaks the other day. the trick is to not buy utter shite like you and most others do in this shite country. I have also have a 2 bed flat all to myself, spare room is a gym, haha cunt. anyway am off. enjoy work tomorrow mugboy, need my pip and uc funded dont I. cunt.
>>221131339elton john's got a bad case of intestinal worms i see
>>221131339
>>221131338reckon the janny should ban you for avatar usage>>221131353poor quality bait
>>221131339Jiajiameing >_<
>>221131353sent that toil spacker spiralling
not clickin that
That's it I'm voting green, these attacks on free speech for opposing a genocidal regime makes me lose faith in British democracy
>>221131385so this is egyptlad
the famdem
She'll no doubt have a room at Oxford where she'll stay for a few hours a week, just long enough to get the requisite shots of her staring at screens while looking hopelessly miserable in the library, shots of her staring at screens while looking hopelessly miserable in her room, plus a couple of shots of her grimacing outside the RadCam trying not to look hopelessly miserable, then she'll spend the rest of the week at home sharing shots of her dingy windowsill. Rinse and repeat for 4 years.
>>221131395>voting for greens over restoremaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
>>221131408I'm not racist
I suppose you think that was terribly clever.
>>221131425you're going back
>>221131401i can save her
>>221131398What are they doing with their hands lmao
>>221131437what the dog doin?
Might vote restore
ate 10 fish fingers
mental how its almost impossible to not vote for a jew this time around, how are they all fucking jewish? what is that over representation all about? even the supposed anti semitic greens have a literal you know who in charge
you like fish dicks?
wat da dog pooin
>Promote LGBTQIA+ rights and inclusion around our city.shan't be voting green
>>221131398>>221131401Need Melissa and Ruby kissing my cheeks
>>221131469could always vote for are kemi instead
this time zone is evil
the working class?
>>221131440I'm not Katy
>>221131408The Greens are the accelerationist choice. Restore are just another tory party.
>>221131495need her to bludgeon me bollocks
Emma Watson and Ruby Granger in an Ultimate Surrender match and the loser gets farted on by the other.
I’m told I look like Harry Maguire Is that good or bad?I’m a KHHV if that makes a difference
>>221131502that dinner sorted eh?
>>221131520stay in your lane, Emmayank. don't bring other people into this
>you're on call this saturday
>>221131556He's upsetting people now
Billy big bollocks putting 1600 a month away in savings thinking hes the big shot but he wont see ever see it because the country will collapse soonfucking mongoloid wagie prick
>>221131561wtf no im not. why would you say this?
>>221131520Winner faces Dia Zerva
dogs are horrible vermin and should be wiped out
there's a surgeon in /brit/ posting pepes
>>221131577you've got no idea the decades of grinding poverty the country can endure before 'le collapse'
>>221131577sounds like he's rattled you good and proper
>>221131561toilberg has you walking on all four limbs like a dog
>>221131597very islamic post
Hypothesising a wank.
this is my dream... my NIGHTMARE
my dream is two chicks at the same time
>>221131642sissy hypothesis or whatever it is the transdem like to watch
Need to shag a midge at least once in my lifetime
>>221131642constructing the outline and vision of a wank in my mind palace
>>221131481mad how rorke is determined to be against the idea of lifting all boats. instead he prefers if all boats sink, including his own.
nth for the baddiedem
>>221131658Phwoooar
autism... my blessing... my curse
PO
Your hero Tommy Robinson getting abuse for naming a Nigerian rapist because he didn't specify he was Yoruban
So... this is Rorke.
I'm serving cunt
going on a date tomorrow with a paki from leicester, facetimed her earlier and she has that annoying britpaki voice
complains about paki nonces but will happily pay 50 quid for a curry because the paki behind the counter called him bossman
yes sink the small boats
>>221131700
>>221131715better be some of the pengest curry i’ve ever had for £50
>>221131700ktim
>>221130729forgot to calibrate the bot
Peter Hitchens admitting that he dries his hands under two hand driers at the same time in an attempt to feel like Jesus of Nazareth. Actually admitted it
What happens if they start coming in big boats?
>>221131739rubber dingy rapids bro
>spend all day tidying the house>too tired to do anything in the evening Just the way the cookie crumbles team
>>221131737increased poo air flow
>>221131658need to shag a blade runner
>>221131737haha really?
>>221131737his twitter is very good
>>221131751would you shag mark
>>221131751
>>221131721Joanna phenotype
yeah let's allow homosexual nonces to adopt babies hmmm that's a good ideahttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/20/baby-sexually-abused-killed-by-man-adopting-him-preston-court
>>221131713Are you White?
>>221131768Explain yourself.
>>221131729Omega based
>>221131525good
too sad about Super Hans being paralysed in real life to think properly
>>221131763Such a daft lie
>>221131729woah based
>>221131729but why didn't she order the boats to be stopped
>>221131751i thought you lived with your mum
>>221131756Jill sexo
>>221131777yh
snow leopard
>>221131765Yes>>221131810I do. Why would living with my mum exclude me from doing housework?
my computer, unasked, opened the peng gay porn
>>221131782She gives off a Joanna vibe
can hear dirt bikes
whatever you do don't open /v/
>>221131825s
>>221131831i'll give you a dirt nap in a minute
Gherkin VIP sacked tranny getting blacked by cronems S curved baton
>>221131830That's not her name.
>>221131849
I'm so jealous of the USA it is insane, they have everything in their country. They have so many climates and amazing landscapes, they have the centre of global culture in Hollywood, they have huge muh freedom states like Texas, they have deer hunting, they have the global city of New York, they have large suburban houses, they have apartment filled cities, they have log cabins. They create every culturalmovement that people care about. Meanwhile the UK is a shitty island with nothing except London which is just a pound shop version of New York. Fucks sake they even have a properly standardised version of their accent that they can use all over their gigantic continental country unlike this shithole tiny island. (WELL ACKUALLYTHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BRITISH ACCENT) The USA mogs all of Europecombined it is so next level it isn't even fair. All of the anti American posting on this board is pure copium because we know if there were ever a freedom of movementsituationbetween Europe and the USA that far more Europeans would move to the USA than Americans to Europe because it is far better.
Employed Woman, would you like to get together and masturbate to Ruby Granger with me?
>>221131823grim freak
>>221131823dunno just wouldn’t expect you to tidy the whole house but i haven’t lived at home since a long time
thacked twanny
so much for april showers
>>221131879Acremaing why do all the mongs here have speech problems
uh oh vpnyank melty
>>221131855king
>>221131813Post yourself stretching her fanny with your BWC please
>>221131879>>221131899I don't sound like me that's my impression of piehead (the freak who keeps calling me sacked tranny)
>>221131863
>>221131805scr
>>221131855SEXY COAT
>>221131658
>>221131737Remember when Peter's much smarter brother used to explain to religious people why they're wrong. Good times.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcGXBo8HP8
>>221131863Why don't you get your little barms here then if you like it so much?
>>221131914>pieheadwho?
>>221131931bet i could catch her
>>221131899Lisps are so cute
>>221131941yeah he was good but don't set Diego off!
>>221131931would you........
>>221131914wonder what you should like when im digging you in the back fanny nuts deep
clapped manny
>>221131947Piehead is the mong who keeps calling me sacked tranny
tilde humiliation fetish ritual hour again already is it
>>221131972it's getting boringchange the channel marge!
>>221131931new peep show series?
A pale, blonde, smol, short lad with a speech impediment makes my cock throb n leak.
pedowood (shit films you can watch anywhere), deer hunting (you can do anywhere) and cities with apartments
off to beddy bo bo's go i. then off to the land of nod.
the mandem call me mr uk
>>221131989Nite berg
>>221131996>Shropshire >Passed hereDamn right I do sunshine
England is London. Everyone living in England actually lives in London - just depends on how far away you live from the centre of London. Most of the English population is within a two hour commute to central London. All of Englands regional areas are suburbs of London. Some regional areas are nice suburbs while others are backwater suburbs, etc. The closer you live to central London then the better your wealth will be. When you understand this - you understand England
Christopher Hitchens pointing out the immoral behaviour of religious peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbBVB66DC5k
>>221131996i would mog you to shit on this but i can’t be asked
is we getting the day off toil
>>2211320423 day weekend:)
>>221131996that's fuck all
>>221132030Shropshire doesn't even have a direct rail link to London. Why? We don't need it. Shrewsbury is the real capital of England.
>inflammation of the pericardiun, the sac surrounding the heart what did my heart mean by this
England is my city
yeh im thinking sexo
>>221131996please visit Norfolk
you're trying too hard honey
>>221132014Fucking screaming An actually good ST post for once
>>221132063why do indian women look so soft
>>221131729She was Defender of the Faith and actually took it seriously
>>221132040>>221132052green doesn't look good on you little man x
watching the original Gundam
whats up lads>>221132063would
no energy in herethe raped
um hello
>>221131401looks very normal in this pic
>>221132134hii
>>221132085they are very soft, no idea why that is
>>221132101What's up bro
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKE
>>221132133
Volcel if you wouldn’t
>>221132159Leftypol when rorke says he doesn't care about the line going up
>>221132156I fell asleep at 8:30 and I just woke up. Very unfortunate. >>221132169>Shlomit
>>221132169>Shlomit
>>221132162total whitoid death
>>221132191>>221132191
>>221132169vhomit
>>221132169Cracking cheese Schlomit!
>got banned from a pub two years ago when i was 19>hadn’t been back for a night out since>came in after two years tonight for a pub quiz>lasted 45 minutes, got served >ex bar woman that used to work there was in as a customer>looks at me then goes up to the current staff>10 minutes later i get told to leave immediately >try to ask why and they just keep saying get out who’s in the wrong here? did i fucking shoot someone last time i was in? was just enjoying a drink with my pals
