christian weston chandler edition
Wallush and Shlomit
some cunt just dropped a big green text post after the new and no one will read it! hahaha
I NEED ENERGY!PIZZAZZ! SPARKLE!GIVE ME YOUR BEST brit!
>>221132222nga looks like a cockroach wished to be human
>>221132222Kekin out me arse
>>221132231*does a backflip*
WAHEY
Corrrrrr just fucking corrrr
>>221132231
>>221132239>>221132245cringe
>>221132246scroomy
>got banned from a pub two years ago when i was 19>hadn’t been back for a night out since>came in after two years tonight for a pub quiz>lasted 45 minutes, got served>ex bar woman that used to work there was in as a customer>looks at me then goes up to the current staff>10 minutes later i get told to leave immediately>try to ask why and they just keep saying get outwho’s in the wrong here? did i fucking shoot someone last time i was in? was just enjoying a drink with my mates
Was a fan of this photo from the last thread
>>221132238>>221132249Corr lads
i got temporarily banned from my local coop for loudly doing gangnam style in the aisles with my friend in 2012
>>221132283Got banned from mine because my mate got into the freezer which is fucking ridiculous and clearly not my fault
>>221132302>clearly not my fault oh yeah sure he would have done it if he was on his own would he? yeah just get in the freezer on his own?
Got banned from asda for wanking in the fruit and veg isle
>>221132276
the only thing i can remember from the night i got banned is a 35 year old shouting at me, and me replying “you couldn’t hit water if you fell out a boat mate”, and the bar woman saying “aye you’ve only said that a million times”
>>221132335He might have.Either way it’s not like I did it
>>221132323my older sister draws porn of king dedede
I can't post
>>221132323completed doign it again with every rare consumable being used
>>221132353a 35 year old was it
>>221132360Ever fucked her up the arse?
>>221132380yh
my twink feet fucking stink
>>221132353Blud made this story up on his MacBook Air
>>221132377stand in for middle agedhe was middle ages, short and had a bearddon’t know what i said to him. but no fight came from it. no one was glassed. no one bled. is that cause to ban a bloke for life from a boozer. even my mates who were with me that night can’t tell me what i did that night. surely if i done something horrific it would be local folklore. but apparently not
>>221132380no but shes shown it to our mum because she asked
>>22113240635 isn’t middle aged you zoomer prick it’s still young
>>221132405this is normal pub chat in the uk not my fault the only thing you north americans know is bars where you sit down and a waiter serves you bud lights
Uh oh unc melty
got called racist for singing along to gangnam style
>>221132424calm down unc lmfao
>>221132424
>>221132435did you do the dance?
>>221132435careful, anon
>>221132431Settle down tough guy wouldn't want you to break your fancy laptop
>>221132462i’m on my phone nigga
>>221132456Bro wtf is going on in the UK
>>221132462he's just picked up his laptop to throw it in rage but it's so light it floats gracefully across his room lmfao
Will be making a rule breaking call to invasion or raid in about three minutes
>>221132481is this some new gimmick
time is passing far too quicklyi have almost wasted my youth and with nothing to show for itno experiences or loved ones to grow old with
>>221132456Dystopian shithole. Needs nuked from space.
i’ve always stood with the canadian in his valiant, noble, Christian fight against heathermong and his demonic posts. But I may have to reconsider his motives
>Dystopian shithole. Needs nuked from space.
fuclng shrieking in a niggers face
dave's macbook
>>221132456>2011this would've been considered outrageous back then
>>221132498ktim
>>221132517is this a supermarket opening?
>>221132529stretching out their massive gorilla lips to collect rain water during the zombie apocalypse
you can take your clavicular and shove him up your arse
>>221132547Its like a chain of petrol stations
cowboy mode
>>>/gif/30593735>>>/gif/30593735>>>/gif/30593735New
>>221132547>>221132563
>/gif/you'll never find me there
>>221132563to be honest i get really excited going to service stations so i get it
All creatures on Earth, from trees to wolves to humans, share the one Father who is in heaven. For we all have life. Life was gifted to us. We are all one as created beings in Gods splendorous creation
highwaytothedainjobbie
>>221132585I should make one on /wsg/ too then
>>221132563Oh yeah Bucees, I've heard of that.>>221132577Holy shite, I don't think I've seen such a big gas station and so many pump slots.
>>221132268Excuse me mate, you need to leave the thread, please dont make a scene
>>221132572u in mcdonalds again yode fry dat fry dat
Our Farter, who shart in heaven.
>>221132592except spiders
>>221132615Don't blaspheme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wB4Bop9TuA
>>221132615this just proves the english language is of the devil
>>221132612...yh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le6Af2nnoHc
>>221132591u fockin wot
Japanese women with gigantic arses!!!
getting arrested by the cops cos I got temp banned on RuneScape
>>221132630
>>221132646in enfield service station now
Why do I look handsome in the mirror but a disgusting mutant freak in photos?
hire an escort or work on my birthday
watching river monsters with jeremy wade
>>221132271little monkey fellla queueing up for a banana haha
the materialist view of human beings as nothing more than neatly arranged chemicals and meat with flowing electrical impulse, is highly demonic, even if unintentional. In Catholicism, this is the main reason why demons hate every single human. We are material beings that were given the gift of reason and the rational soul, and a chance at the beatific vision. Demons, as pure spirits, without corporeal forms, consider 3D matter given sentience a complete insult from God. Their hatred at this reaches an unbearable intensity at Christ, who was the divine who took upon himself a human form, for the purpose of repaying the debt humans had, and ever would incur against divine goodness.
OPEN THE BORDERS RIGHT FUCKING NOWhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgpjd2zzl8o
>>221132693
>>221132697ʲᵒᵉ
>>221132654doesn't exist unfortunately
>>221132693why did godstein make demons
balenciaga defenders look like i got the gout
>>221132674cameras are filtered through a lens and they distort the true image
>>>/wsg/6137989>>>/wsg/6137989>>>/wsg/6137989SFW new
gn
>>221132727
>>221132717He made angels, pure spirits. Consciousness without material form. Since God is perfectly loving, true love requires will. Otherwise, his creations would be mere dolls in a dollhouse. Love chosen, is superior to love inbuilt with no choice. Thus God gave the angels a choice, to align with his will or not. A third chose their own will over Gods, and thus became demons. Because when you reject the source of ontological goodness and love, all that is left is privation and pain. They hate God, they hate his creation, and most of all they hate humans for bearing his image.
>>221132739*climbs into bed with you when you're not looking*
Got the Daredevil season 3 (2018) on
Get the thumbnails posted stat
[Hook]Ching the pilly 'cus I only need halfGet my way when I talk with the Gift of GabIf you're 2 then I'll take a hard passI heard your song, it's a goof and a gaffeCup full of mud with a 30 on my lapTransactions, I turned the Copelow to the trapGoody Two Shoes, drop the deuce in a glassGreen pills under my tongue, I'm Bubble Bass
>>221132768
>>221132739sleep well lad
>>221132779nigga on brit at 7 in the morning
this nigga in perth
>>221132791
rorke refusing to go cave diving bc he scared
>>221132794piss shouting
BED TIME!!!GOOD NIGHT ALL!!
>>221132778check out eumieverse for similar person similar titlesvery funny if you pretend shes purposefullybeing ironic about everyfing shes saying
mates went to Perth and bought expensive low quality cocaine
been stoned all day my life is literally worth nothing.
>>221132830your life has eternal worthyou were willed by the love of God into being
The uk has no population target, no parties offer this, the ideology seems to be to grow the population forever. Nothing will change in this regard.
>>221132843Mass is on Saturday mate it'll be okay
>>221132830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEdgh99nEiw
>>221132818bitches be grifting, she looks like that one Asian lady that eats sticks off butter ngl would despite Asian women being my least favorite
>>221132846I would make a goal of having less people
>>221132854yup your second my exact thoughts
>>221132850Prefer the Sunday evening mass me personally
happy friday yall lets get through this day and get to the weekend asap
>>221132865My thoughts exactly*thinks about otters eating fish*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81910GqhRZI
>>221132871not an option in my areasaturday evening or sunday morning and I really can't be bothered getting up for Sunday morning
>>221132871nah always preferred saturdaynot garn put meself in wiv the rest of the goycattle on sunday
no cap finna frfr
>>221132900corr cute kittingtonshire diss
>>221132908shame about the angle because there's definitely a single pint can of beer just out of frame
Do you know what? Fuck it. More immigrants.
>>221132908imagine how schizo art will be the more zoomers get involved with it
>>221132865watching a video, would grab a beer with her, ask her about asian things >>221132873oh ffuck it's Fryday...
performance review went well /cum/ thanks for having my back
>>221132908ktim except bottom panel should be a smelly childhood bedroom
>>221132893You too are goycattle. For we are all sinners.
>>221132940nah nah nahim no goycattle
>>221132908Robyn sex arse
>>221132951> 3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.Words from the big man himself
>>221132933>/cum/
may day
>>221132922Farage PM day one
this one made me smile bigly
Might smoke a weed this weekend
*enters brit*
Name the band
>>221132990can't believe this video is real
>>221132981Jesus merciful christ
the future we're fighting for
>>221132992That gay faggot ripoff guitar and drum version of daft punk from quebec
>>221133013she cute
Watch the vikings.
on the nicotine again
>>221132992Lamp Bizkit >>221133022heeey I like them
>>221133013Luv jeetas me
French.
>>221133025she only dates ANGLO boys
>>221132992angine de latrine
Retreat.
>>221132992>scrobbles
>>221133055same>>221133057they like me though
>>221133013rorke hates thisleftypol hates this
>>221132988weed>introspective>feminine>paranoid>muslim>lazy>submissive>dullingalcohol>extroverted>communal>brotherly>christian (this is my blood)>masculine>boisterous>loving>tribal>joyous>tastes goodthe choice is clear
I am just full white Irish R1b.
>>221133030boring, their QB position is permanently fucked after fumbling darnold.
>alcohol is christianget a load of this twot
>>221133079what about insanely strong speed
might move to trinidad and tobago
>>221133072Didn't the guy on the left commit a rape?
>>221133076why would leftypol hate his jeeta gf? her pussy too spicy haha
you ever accidentally see your email pop up when you misclick the options/name field and see your internet life flash before your very eyes
>>221133097christian monks invented whisky
>>221133116yh
>>221133097Jesus turned water into wine and made wine his sacramental blood, drunk by priests to this day
George RR Martin. Not a guy I have much respect for. You’ve got JRR Tolkien writing cool stories about elves, wizards, enchanted forests and the like, with a Christian understanding of the world. On the other hand you’ve got George RR Martin writing smut and giving his characters diarrhea and the clap. And this guy has the audacity to ask about tax policies and the treatment or orcs. Not only that, but he does a disservice to his own fans by not even finishing his series.
arsebandit below me
>>221133079>the choice is clearBoth at the same time of course
>>221133116never had an email me
>>221133139yep
>>221133111you know what I've realized, pretty girls don't smell bad no matter the ethnicity
>>221133142need this lad tied to bondage with his arse up in the air and left in a room with 39 boat migrants
>>221133096Good medicine.
can't believe that prediction that really was an arsebandit
Nearly 30 and have never smoked weed in my entire life.
>>221133142someone said he got a donation for half a million, is that true?
waheeeeeeeey 30 rock is only netflix, think imma be doing a rewatch
>>221133161weird post.
God's a funny guy.
>>221133166I stopped smoking 4 years ago (except for new years eve) now I have dreams every single night
>>221133111it's fetishising and evil for a white man to date a non white x
Sleeping, mate.
Are you lads more Jesuit or Freemason?
the youtube recommendation
>>221133135Trite pop conservative views that get repeated online that reflect shallow understandings of both writersDoubt you have read either
>>221133104Yeah he came on his colleagues desks as well
>>221133234for me its st johnstone
>>221133235Lel I've been getting no view just posted recs like that myself
Life is so kino oooooooomg
wtf when did Hachubby move to Texas
buying a Guinness Asahi Strongbow and Carling
gf is away on a work trip but she just sent me a photo of her in a hot tub at their hotel with two swarthy southern european looking fellasis it over?
>>221133296nun seamus cud do x
>>221133296epic cuck fantasy post bro
Mad that it’s May already
>>221133317what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
singing irish folk tunes and connecting with hibernian vril
>>221133235kawaii ahh nigger
Everyone used to say trees are may a few years ago but I never got thatSomething about how they get leafs on them idk
>>221133356Catholics don’t have vril
>>221133372Indeed. Instead we have the true Church of God, which beats Germanic larping
after April showers come May flowers :)
>>221133237I’ve admittedly not read anything by George RR Martin but I’ve read Lord of the Rings 3 times, The Hobbit and The Silmarillion twice, and have read snippets of Tolkien’s other stuff.
nigga talking about some what what
nyt crossword giving me a bit of trouble
>>221133391what's the green stuff?
>>221133391fuck yes
>>221133410he pours on curry sauce which is actually brown in colour, the lighting just makes it look greenish
>>221133383Wog religion
>>221133435but that will make everything soggy innit? I would order it on the side
Sitting on an absolute belter of a post but it requires the right timing
>>221133448mfw im such a spiritually dead atheist i base religion on how “brown” it is
>>221133450yeah I'm not a fan of making chips soggy like that
>>221133368Alright this was a bit stale but I'm not wasting top tier material on the neetmong nocturnals
A small loan of a million dollars
This is how I imagine a /brit/ meetup would go.https://youtu.be/_ZfpJbjgCcI
>>221133517I had really soggy chips in a uni cafeteria in York but they were so fucking tasty, I couldn't believe it. I want to import UK potatoes to Vulgaria
getting a few hundred big ones from my tax return
>>221133571nice, unrelated but do you think her pussy smells fishy?
Why doesn’t England have a folk music tradition as strong as Ireland? Or perhaps, rock music like The Beatles, Led Zepplin, Oasis, Blur etc, IS English folk music, just a futuristic version of it? Food for thought
>>221133619Cromwell
>>221133559it's very funny when they trigga each other, but it's a very unfortunate condition although I have stated before that I would like a hot Scottish gf with tourettes, she is blonde and has big tits.
>>221133619Dont know
>Scottish>blonde
>>221133629Cromwell was prime autist. A hard thing to achieve when you were contemporaneous with Newton. The Puritans were essentially the Protestant Taliban.
I want to go on a date with a British woman. Preferably an English rose that ideally likes to wear dresses. Wogs need not apply.
>>221133644there are scottish blonde peoplet. scot
>>221133647good postchristians can really be muslim tier if they believe hard enough and act on it
>>221133644It's my fantasy ok? I make the rules, also there are blondes in Scotland
>>221133619*nods head with eyes closed in solemn contemplation*
>>221133661no you see that yank is a racial expert who graduated on top of his thread at /pol/ university you don't know what you're talking about
>>221133647yeah I heard Scotland was far worse than England for that stuff around that time
>>221133571as if you've ever worked a day in your life
me as a teenager>cant wait to be a full on adult where everyone respects me and stops treating me like a childme as an adult>this is miserable and boring i wish i were a kid again
Sometimes life may stink but we can always smell good
>>221133690mental thinking back at how much hope i had for adulthood when i was a kid
>>221133696I smell like mussels and fish, I was going to take a shower but I fell asleep unexpectedly.
Mad how miserable I am and how negative my attitude is I get a small shock when people are nice to me for no reason
>falling asleep unexpectedlythis is what i do spontaneously throughout the day even though i am unemployed and have fuck all to do in my daycan't even be arsed to complete basic stuff
>>>/cgl/10970467>>>/cgl/10970467>>>/cgl/10970467New
>>221133743ktim
>>221133676they were. the mental baptist tradition in america mostly comes from lowland prods. and they settled northern ireland too and the scottish protestants and my ancestors literally head hunted each other for generations. it’s always fascinating to me. that the people around me, the people that i come from, settled a continent, the most powerful country on earth. so much of their culture comes from our shitty little hills and towns. for instance, the term “hillbilly” comes from here. king billy (william of orange), was the dutch protestant king that defeated the catholic jacobites at the boyne in 1690. a victory scottish protestants still laud over catholics to this day with marches. hill billy meant, a billy man, a supporter of king billy, from the hills. those people directly settled the appalachians. quite mad when you think about it.
>>221133410phwoar LUSH
>>221133768*humps your leg*
>>221133743I woke up early to go to the park gym but it was raining, it's been raining for 2 days again and it's gonna rain tomorrow, also I ate so many mussels and fish, fatty fish putts me to sleep.
Anybody else successfully treat their porn addiction with Japanese gravure?
>>221133788*kneecaps you*
>>221133783Greek pork is so good. >>221133790Just stop watching porn cold turkey, that's what I did.
Do you guys listen o Kneecap?
>>221133812>Just stop watching porn cold turkeyHow long did it take for you to recover and did you go through any major withdrawals?
Got nothing to post
>>221133827Unbearably cringey shitIreland has to be one of the most reddit countries imaginable
seems 4channel or desuarchive or whatever has updated something with images so now the md5 hashes don't match past 16 april-ish
love a bit of pornography me
Need to sniff her fart stink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1FBEkDflRw
>>221133696Be honest, why did you post this?
>>221133847Well I had a gf at the time so it was easy, I just felt kind of stupid one day searching for a specific video and had 12 tabs open, I was like wtf am I doing. Also I would always want to film my gf and it started getting annoying for her, I was very porn brained. I wouldn't say I had withdrawals, I actually felt really good after 2 weeks. >>221133872I kind of like the music.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgepy0xw1nzohttps://voca.ro/15BfY2gKfzJ3
never been into porn me. when i wanked it was always just to my imagination. if you need visual porn to get off you’re a grim freak
>>221133922is that Justice? >>221133925good lad
rorke blud omd :skull:
fucking love a good bit of pornography
https://diy.stackexchange.com/questions/89019/key-stuck-in-door-lock
>>221133986He broke all his bokkles on the way home from the beer shop.
>>221133986
Blaaaaaaaa booooooo bahhbbbbbbbbb cunt nigge
women aren’t all that. believe me, i’m a shagger. unless you’re going to marry the girl don’t shag her. otherwise it’s just fancy masturbation
>>221134002turn women into mince meat past the age of 21
It's Labour day tomorra so no work. >>221134022Love sex arse with women me.
>>221133986rorke searching for the last white country on google maps
i've been described as awkward
don’t know why australians continue to plague us with their boring uninteresting runt postsconvict bastards
>>221134075Your posts are way worse desu
Most people are retarded and should be serfs honestly Not saying they shouldn't be treated well and obviously you still need a virtuous and competent leadership class
>>221134075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUSfcYe2Kms
>>221134090this is /brit/. you came here. feck off to /canada/
The Catholic Church should unironically control all aspects of governance throughout Europe
>>221134118no
>>221134118Nah putting religious leaders in charge of societies is the worst option
>>221134132what are you a communist
>>221134138
>>221134150nah I'm a chud
cool wine Aunt has been imbibing cheap plonk again
was going to go out but decided not to go out
aussies are the niggas of the anglosphere
based sammy
make the new
>>221134207ktim
>>221134218yank propaganda
new>>221134253>>221134253
Just fucked on your bitch(straight up!)
