AR edition
good dusk /cum/
AK edish
we really live in a wretched world
>>221133138she still looks good in her 40s
owned
I took pure MDMAbut Avicii didn't even think I was cool!
>>221133170she has MS tho
>>221133165Only you do it's actually a paradise for everyone else
type shi
>>221133173LOL
>>221133138>>221133170Shame she has that disease
>>221133183That guy died, not funny
>>221133173Done him
>>221133187Muscular Dystrophy? Really? That's terrible. >>221133183Haven't done that in a while, whats up Slovenia?Last time I bought 10 grams and it was so fucking good.
There's only 2 types of people in this world: those who like Calvin and Hobbes, and straight people.
>>221133211I'm still tweaking like a madmanalso, that's a take on the song that goes I took a pill in Ibiza so Avicii'd think I was cool
Debating about pretending to be a PI on Craigslist again . Curious to see if any retarded boomers will actually believe it
>>221133226and Im both
>>221133222shit's expensive here, I got 2 - 3 doses worth for 25€
>>221133244you're gonna be neither if you keep pushing my buttons
>>221133241how much money did you make?
>>221133241
about to raise prices on my bad dragon dildos on my amazon account. I told you fudgepacking roody-poos that it was coming
Addison Rae is the very definition of mid chick all until you see her butt
>>221133229I used to buy 5HTP because it supposedly makes the next day easier, don't know if it worked desu, also I never got the "Omg the day after you take mdma is terrible".
>>221133257*kicks you in the balls*
>>221133189
>>221133138corr she reminds me of....wtf is her name... won an oscarcuteummvanessa summat?hafta see if i can look dissnup>>221133081would shag her arsebut not as much as tate mcrae
you gotta grind in the dark, to shine in the light
>>221133256I think it was 15euros for a gram, that was 4-5 years ago. But a guy was buying a lot from the dark web so I ordered from him.
I like to see it so much when a women is gain weight and her belly is grow so much bigger and she get fat with humongous breast
>>221133196
>>221133293I've got a line on some 2CB, that's exactly what you talked about, a healthier alternative to MDMA, supposedly
>>221133291Is that a pot pie
>>221133275*i'm trans so it does nothing*ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKER GIMME YOUR CORPORATE NUMBER
i miss what's her name
>>221133301Great post
>>221133138not vanessamarisa tomeiactuaply amazing that i found the correct name by just searching "comedy actress oscar winner" on google images and finding a pic of her by chance wiv the name. didnt fink that search would work. just an exaaperated attempt after realizing "vanessa" was a dead endwhat a fuggin world we.live.in
Do you think Israelis have btfo Palestinian compilations?
>>221133315mid foid is still around
>>221133305Never had that, interested to try it one day. Btw today I had the urge to smoke some weed out of nowhere. Might do it this weekend.
>>221133315Spinster?Jen?Colorado milf?
>>221133274>Omg the day after you take mdma is terribleSameI felt amazing the few days after I took it the first time, glowing and happy.
>>221133326i may be an incel but i'm not THAT down bad
>>221133326>all that girth>still no titsNOW, LOOK HERE, YOU! THAT'S DAYTIME ROBBERY!
>>221133321>marisa tomeii just watched My Cousin Vinny. she is incredibly sexy.>>221133325have you been living under a rock? they post themselves murdering/abducting children on tiktok
>>221133326my what's her name is much hotter than no ears>>221133332no, a real human bean
should I go to 7-11 and get a slurpee
>>221133326a lil chubby but you could def do worse.she does give bitch vibes tho however
>>221133344>have you been living under a rock? You sound like you live at a glory hole
>>221133315Sara the skitz
>>221133336Yeah it actually calmed me down. >>221133342that's a good combo imo
>>221133374you're supposed to say simon fraser university
>>221133364>live at a glory holeyou mean like the hole i created in your mom when my dick burst thru the walls of her cunt and penetrated into her anal cavity as she came?
>>221133389>Ummm ummm no uI accept your defeat graciously
>>221133389imma call you fistulafag from now onwhat's poppin fistulafag?
>>221133398not as graciously as your mom accepted my cum and shit covered penis into her throat
for me its superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound
getting fucked up on lean in honour of Charlie Kirk fr fr deadass fr tho fr
i haven't /cum/med in over a year does anybody have a song request that isn't gay?
>honour
>>221133431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg9_8L6ueIQ
>>221133431I don't understand the question A song request for what?
>>221133438that is how you spell it... what colour is your skin?
>>221133413Your mom is the lowest form of conversation....just like your mom gets low on a random man's cock
>>221133445Yo that's a good album
>>221133431you the vocaroo guy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-I8ALlYxdY
>>221133452Remember when is the lowest form of conversation
>>221133431I made it to 7 months and a half https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg
>>221133446for me to sing drunkenly and vocaroo it>>221133464ive been called worse
>>221133446hes playing it in the function from the boombox on his car
I did the honors of cuming on your face
>>221133454yeah, it's a longtime fav, but the joke is that he's actually saying 'I don't use drugs', which is apparently a boomer/jive usage of the word straight of the mid to late 20th century
>walking past a hot chick >stutter my step and feel like I'm walking like a retard
>>221133484ahh yesI remember my early 20s
>>221133503hah ha... yeah
I honour my neighbours of colour my playing Johnny Rebel at full blast
anyone want to play a game
>>221133326Would
>>221133344yup would definitely make love to her face voraciously
>>221133464sorry that is too gay and not really something you can sing solo >>221133522hyb
>>221133484but no spaghetti flew out your pocket so you've made progress
>>221133481Saw it on vinyl for 30Euros, should have bought it.
>>221133484unironically never happened to me desu
>WWE entrance music>gayfuck you, jabroni
i have no rizz and im ugly like whats the fucking point
>>221133431the wanderer by dion
>>221133547:^)
>>221133522we used to listen to Johnny Rebel in 00's Slovenia, back when we chatted on IIRC and torrented with kazaa, ain't it a funny ole world?
oldfags remember when /cum/ used to play skribbl.that was long ago, in the before times. before the great war began. now we just grab our penises and shout at one another.
any The Boys watchers?
i dont want to play dog shit browser crap, i want to play real games
>>221133592Haven't seen season 4 or 5 yet
>>221133592no sorry, I'm a girlwatcher
>>221133592this season is just wrapping up the storyline, so I've resolved to binge it once it's out in full. From, too, though that's maybe more cause I've suffered through 4 seasons of mystery box BS already!
I farted blood and poo again
>>221133547*Rkos you*
>>221133388I went to Johns Hopkins actually sorry
>>221133592no I only watch chinese cartoons
>>221133592never watched it
>>221133624hope it's hemorrhoids and not something worse
>>221133431Check this one outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW75ajKhBhM
>>221133657Can you stick your hand up my ass and check?
gonna start stealing nintendo wiis and selling the ram as ddr5
ktim
>>221133666checked
Dogberg left a poo stain on my bed
>>221133268*until you see her feet
>>221133560https://voca.ro/15MStGyjI9Lc
>>221133581Spinny was the one who made them
>>221133302My GOATs
>>221133592I'm more of an Invincible guy
>>221133695I honestly thought it was gonna be some sort of coolheaded NYC accented Italian-American reflection on the works of Dion, idk why
>>221133268She's basic but not really mid honestly
>>221133686Reality is so gay for this. We should be able to get fucked up without consequence. Life owes us that much.
>>221133302>>221133705https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777593234951517.webm
>>221133686WHAT A LIFEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI
>>221133724it isn't the song for that
>>221133695poorly done, I held you to higher standards than this
>>221133740lole
>>221133724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1RmzUHQ2HQ
>>221133592not a fan of capeshit if.im.honest
>>221133741still one of the best songs ever
>>221133695corr love diss song so much
>>221133751i am rusty and had a bad day (week(month(year(life)))), please cut me some slack.
>>221133755Terrence Trent D'Arby...what a fucking weirdo, trying so hard to pretend he wasn't ripping off Prince
>>221133761It doesn't say that though
>>221133770I only know this song. Heard it from my balcony today and got reminded, at first I though it was Sade.
>>221133769do this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=970Lq2M_ld0
I'll give you $5 to kill my cat
COZ IM THE KINDA GUYTHAT LOVES TO MESS AROUNDWHERE BREDDY GURLS AREYOU KNO DAT IMMA ROUNDI HUG EM AN I SQUEEZE EMCOZ TO ME THEY ALL THE SAMEI KISS EM AND I LOVE EMTHEY DONT EVEN KNOW MY NAMECOZ IM THE WANDERERTHE WANDERERI WANDER ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND
>>221133803that's a $70/hr job not including the estimate or travel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9kn6a0GSis
9/11
>>221133834Bodied the orange tard pedo
>>221133834Lol
>>221133836crazy that he had cancer and didn't tell anyone
hungry-ass muffuggas STEADY on that food shi. fried catfish turnip greens fried okra ass niggas. straight up
>>221133864I'll have the spicy chicken sandwich with waffle fries
FINALLY monke poster has returned to us. love this gimmick. so much more wholesome than these cancerous namefags.
>>221133864could go for that ngl
tim horton wanted to retire from the nhl to focus on his business (tim hortons) but they gave him an incentive to play one more season in the form of an expensive sports car, the one he died in not long afteri wonder if he had not died then, and lived a long life focusing on his restaurant, would tim hortons be much different?
>>221133893Justin Bieber cold brew?
>>221133864Never had catfish, is it good?
>>221133893Tim Hortons got as big as it is because of Ron Joyce who was his business partner and inherited it. Tim Horton wanted to make it into just another fast food restaurant like McDonald's with burgers, fries, the whole shebang. Ron Joyce was focused on consistent branding (coffee and donuts), branding as a "patriotic Canadian restaurant", and aggressive expansion.
>>221133802i hate this song so much it isn't even funnyhttps://voca.ro/161DGylakPax
>>221133928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsPYkd2rZBg
I was supposed to be American but God had to nerf me
I'm getting bored of /cum/. I've been coming here less and less
>>221133938They would play that in a bar here as a signal that they are closing, I don't like it either.
made an egg omelette todaywas rubbishovercooked it a good omelette is moistbut find it hard to cook a good omelett
>>221133937So coffee you can get at any generic cafe and donuts are better from donut places, but they could have been making Canadian-quality fast food? Grim
>>221133938possibly the drunkest rendition I've ever heard
>>221133968Same this place just isn't what it used to be
>>221133971Buy a pastie from Gregg's and call it a day mate, Brits just can't cook
(c)rap related social media pages be like "reddit is not cool with this kanye lyric" :shocked emoji:you
DONT IT ALWAYS SEEM TO GOYOU DONT KNOW WHATRYA GOT TIL ITS GONEDEY PAVED PARADISEPOODUPA PARKING LOT
>>221133981Tim Horton didn't want to franchise it. Of course it would have been better quality with Tim Horton around and Timmies has been so enshittified in the past 20 years, but it would have been small
I want some mountain dew
>>221133999Blue is one of the best albums of all timebut Yellow Taxi sucks assalso, checked dem trips
Thinking about tomorrow's coffee, maybe going to to go get some breakfast pastries or something
>>221133985yeah life is bad right now so alcohol rises>>221133969i just hate the way it sounds. very boring
>>221134017I'm blue, da-ba-dee-da-ba-diDa-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-diDa-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-diDa-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di
I just noticed something weird... Indians don't read? You'll never see them at a library. But it's not an ESL thing. Most ESLs are going to the library. You'll find Hispanics, Slavs, Filipinos, francophones, Nigerians, Chinese at the public libraries. Just not Indians, and definitely not them reading books.
>>221133968Where do you go then?
>>221134017ummm NAH NAH MAHlady of canyon brilliant abum
>>221134033they can't read.
>>221134033They are on the ubereats grindset no time to read
jason leaving was the final nail in the coffin for cum
>>221134049do they even know it's Christmas?
i was worried about this job interview and the bitch never even called me, i'm not even mad that she didn't call me, i'm mad because i was worried for no fucking reason
>>221134040I nap instead
>>221134021why not just have the coffee now
matthew zazuetta
eating several hrad-boiled eggs in front of my mom LOL
>>221134067i wonder what norwood number he is at now...
>>221134061I want to sleep
fink carey my fave joni mitchell song atmjust love the exuberant energy it hasalbeit also see thru diss song why vapid white middle class liberal women like it
>>221134109for me it's primal June Carter zither-led assault of All I Want (which was being a SLUT)
>>221134109i tried listening to joni mitchel - california, and it reminded me of https://youtu.be/W5xkSRKdhVI?si=K_PM5o0Z93flWiDm
>>221134054Is that guy finally dead praise the Lord
>"Yeah I'm at like norwood 2, maybe norwood 3, I'm just starting to notice it"
Did you guys know that Patti Smith had a nice rack when she was young. Didn't know that until recently.
>>2211340860
>>221134141The cover of Horses has never given me that impression. Also, I hate that album.
Time to smoke marijuana and get so very high and play video games, what about you
>>221134137Baldies are so funny for this. Most people don't even notice or pay attention to baldness as much as them
>>221134155I get aggressive when I smoke idk
>>221134060You should find something else to do mate
>>221134155>play video gameswhich ones?
>>221134135try california by grimesthe natural alternative
>>221134168maybe you should give soulslikes a try
>>221134174Battlefield 6 like the rest of us high IQ gamers, don't bother
>>221134137Is that you? This person has seb dermatitis or something. >>221134154Give it a goog, I was also suprpised.
>>221133928It's ok. I fried a bunch of pollock last night
>>221133081I love ADDY
>>221134168The pot is making you aggressive
>>221134188>high IQ>FPS gameanonkun...
>>221134155contemplating getting drunk but Im not going to the bar till later so I feel like itd be a waste of pregame beer
Lana del ReyHigh test or low test?
>>221134214you need an IQ of at LEAST 175 to appreciate Wolfenstein 3D and duke nukem
>>221134234Would when she was fat
>>221134058they can sense changes based on scents, like when someone orders the Swiss Chalet Holiday Feast via UberEats they know it's Christmas time
>>221134217corr luv a cackel
i'm too tired to even be sitting down
>>221134235duke nukem was actually a bit tricky, duke was super squishy unlike other fps heroes and the enemy rate of fire was high and often hitscan
>>221134242Gross
>>221134154JESUS DIEDFOR SUMBODY SINBUT NOT MIME
>>221134214FPS is the highest IQ due to the applicability of the game to real-life situations (shoot to kill, double tap, etc)
>this guy walks up and completely subverts your entire religionHow do you react without sounding mad?
i never seen such a tired man
>>221134234Shes cringe
a girl likes me but i am retard what do?
>>221134209She look like olivia
>>221134285intrestin question whether world would be better place if diss didnt happen
>>221134303You look like Olivia
On incel walk again. 50 minutes from home by walking. And it started raining. Taking a shelter in the park toilet
>>221134301Go out with her
>>221134301read her La Belle Dame Sans Merci
>>221134303you look like olivia
>>221134285[in german] you have good intentions my friend, but your schism will lead to unprecedented disaster in the americas 500 years from now
>>221134316>6 most disturbing encounters filmed in a forest
>>221134316dont get raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
>>221133315Olivia Rodrigo
>>221134316anon...*gulp*don't look behind you...
>>221134301Boost your IQ with brain games on your iPhone
>>221134301Murder/Suicide
>>221134342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilj-3T7O7f8
>>221134316comfy but i would be afraid of a feral urkel stabbing me
Filipinos are like latinx pipo but with a mongrel complex x100
Bout to jump on a call here.
>>221134384he is the feral urkel nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCPTL619XgY
>>221134323she is kind of fat or I would>>221134382hmm maybe
>>221134403REMINDS ME OF THE BOBBY GIRLSNEVER WAS MY HOBBY GIRLS
It's dark af bros. There's not a single soul in a 2 mile radius around me. I've called an Uber. The Uber jews now actually make you wait 10 mins when you select wait and save. Like they'll literally start a timer before calling you a ride
>>221134409Tell her you would ask her out but she's too fat and she'll see it as a compliment
>>221134403I like this dancing bear guy
nh c s tdgb ci m u
>>221134383>>221134409I'm saying I would even when she was fat.
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6EFg5eWWlM
Hate Bobo
>>221134436Stfu nobody cares lass
>>221134454she has a pretty face and good fat distribution I just know what a fat girl looks like without the "shapewear* so it is hard to go for it
>started feeling sick on tuesday>didn't go to work yesterday>felt better today and went to work>feeling worse now that i'm home
>>221134465>t. got liquidated
>>221134460
>>221134479Hope you're fe-line better tomorrow wahey
>>221134465bags too heavy for you?
>>221134477I don't think she would look gross naked, I like chubby girls when there are no folds ect...
Bobo means stupid
>>221134465Is that the bear? I didn’t even know he had a name. I thought he was just a random bear version of Apu/Pepe.
oh, is drunk anon still here?can you sing garth brook's low places?
I sneed but I dont feed
Boutta hop on a call here.
I want to make her pregsters
>>221134497she is american "chubby", which is obese with wide hips it sucks when a nice girl with a beautiful face is fat.
>>221134515brother...that's one weird fetish you've got there
https://youtu.be/mljN3Zwy0mU?si=X6Lt0mJkKFSyf-nm&t=101
My name Kerpal.
If I could impregnate any celebrity I would probably choose a local news anchor. I would tune in to the news every night to watch her tits and belly grow while she tells me about boring political shit or train crashes or whatever.
Number 1 worst song to get raped to as a man>More than a woman by the beegeeshttps://youtu.be/uQ9_MwZIaoc
>>221134505see, that is a good suggestiongive me a few, need some more zywiec
HAPPY WALPURGISNACHT !
>>221134515Jim looks like a total DORK now
>>221134550Mine are all gay or blackyboos
>>221134534u kick my dog
>>221134554
>>221134564LOOK AT THAT RACK
>>22113457299% of /cum/ will have no idea what you're talking about because they weren't even born at the time
>>221134530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfJJXIr1gzQ
Side boobs are so hot
>>221134554Sv. Valburga was frequently honored here, but nowadays this day is the equivalent of labor day and midsummer rolled into one here
>>221134564I wish she would give me a sloppenheimer
>>221134564Pretty good boobs
>>221134554hyb
Oppa gangnam style
>>221134517I was talking chubby in general but chubby is different here than in America (no offense). I'm not sure what the story was with her, she had a big break up or something.
https://youtu.be/W84GVTSFZXU
>>221134584this webm made footkraut hard
>>221134594thanks
>>221134612Cringe humor
>>221134618Wasn't talking to you
>>221134612there's no way the person who made this wasn't molested at some point in their life. normal human brains don't come up with stuff like that, ever.
>>221134625That's how I feel about Ren and Stimpy.
>>221134625idk i think it's just typical 8th grade male humor
WHAT OF HEARTS AND DIAMONDS OH I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>221134631were you molested by powdered bread or something?
>>221134631yeah that kind of shit too, and Ripping Friends.
>>221134655Mmmm juicy ta-tas
Ma che cazzo staje faccenDon't you guys ... Nevermind
>>221134655way too old
>>221134515queen of bogistanno thanxyou dont have sex eiv cute adult girlyou pummel the fannoid wiv the wankars poosard legally consensually
>>221134682With the cloud.
shut the FUCK up, dishitfano
>>221134564corrhafta admutthe breat angle changes evryfing>>221134593phwoar excellent post>>221134479good kittingtonshire diss wun
>>221134678I know right, how could they just whack a made guy like dat, ohhh
>>221134694It's you, michae
>>221134609she isn't like "what the fuck?" fat, but it is still too muchshe would be a solid 8 if not obese so it sucks to miss out. very perfect and feminine fat distribution though
>>221134655ngl diss would be very good pic but marks on the breasticles ruin it albeit unaffected grapplability
>>221134716What war?
>>221134712I'm talking about her fat period, she is back to skinny now
>>221134716Phwoar dumb post diss wun
would leave aimee lou wood and nichola cougln dripping from the fannard
>>221134731Miss her
>>221134734bro the marks dont bother you?
>>221134741I am full Irish R1b.
>>221134681why are you gay
I know lots of people love Lana’s music but I’ve never been able to get into it. I also don’t think she’s hot. Maybe I’m a pleb, I don’t know.
would also love ve to shag nina kravitz at current age evenwould leave her queefing like a mad irish greyhound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBakG7KtVZE&list=RDlBakG7KtVZE
>>221134757I used to be like this before I listened to NFR
THE MATRIX ITSELF
THE MARXIST
>>221134779I am dexter.
>>221134734does this interest you? >>221134584
>>221134779didn't ask for your monthly subscriptions, ladm8
>>221134749Uuuh no Natural skin doesn’t bother me at all!!!!!
>>221134788for me? his sister
>>221134699Lemme tell you something that's offensive
So... So...
>>221134812umm natural skin doesnt mean small pox blemishesi assure you not every natural breast is blemished like thatand like apparently people saying her breasts are fake soyour argment collapses ye
what are all these non north american flags doing in /cum/can you fuck off
i pulverized timmy with my W
>>221134815Micheal!
>>221134830oh, we're just a regular sort of flags...kinda funny lookin
stupid fucking egyptian bot is back holy shit i forgot how much i hated that goddamn faggot
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