banksy edition
shit seal
>>221136133roar
half bottle whisky for breakfast
Do you ever find yourself lusting so hard for women's arses that you forget poo comes out of there?
>>221136081I get the impression that a lot of women who are legit pornstars are probably child sexual abuse victims and it has caused them to develop a sort of hypersexuality, a common side-effect of such abuse. The result is that they 'enjoy' sex on a different level to normal women in that it seems to take on a kind of fetishistic quality to them, akin to some sort of nymphomania. By the time they enter porn their view of sex and sexuality has already been warped well beyond the perspective of normal women, so it becomes difficult to make comparisions like the one you bring up because they are in most cases not 'normal women' from the outset. A more apt question might be, does a normal woman having one boyfriend who is really, really good at sex then ruin sex for her with all future boyfriends? Probably yeah.
I want Nikki Minaj to rape me
>>221136159>>2211361652 types of posters
need to get a washing one today but it's too early right now, would be inconsiderate to my neighbours to have the machine thrashing around at this hour
sir niggi minaj
im demonically possessed
>>221136172prove it
i want to fuck the green m&m
why do boomers love burntpeanut
>>221136165based
mental health check. we must all be aware of our mental health
>>221136176remember my friend showing me green m and m porn in sixth form
Mental how a girl can go from having your toes in her mouff to not answering your calls in a matter of hours
how do I sex women
MORE irish MORE blacks MORE doggos!!!
>>221136204very open ended question this
Remember to eat vitamin c lads, it’s good for your skin
mad how much autism has raped me
>>221136204fujoshijak
you vill own nothing
>>221136219ktimI would be the biggest shagger if I didn't have the autism. Sometimes wonder about what I would've done without it and then start wanting to kill meself
Americans will dead ass be eating nothing but candy apples and asbestos then tell you vaping is bad for you. Like nigga is u straight?
>Wonder what Jim Sterling is up to these days I should google hi-
>>221136236*nods ktimmingly*
Need a 1v1 fistfight against an evenly matched foe
Sir Erika Kirk
heard they're making minecraft real
jay z sacrificed my nan for success in the music industry
Brit meet up in Tauranga nz
get the bloody hungry jacks menulogged bruce
watching a grown man complain that building bionicles gets boring and too easy to figure out by your 5th or 6th bonicle (toa)
>>2211362611 wave and that whole place is underwater
>>221136257Don't like Minecraft me, too much in the way of sexual undertones
right well that's several stream of consciousness posts in a row
i want to explode my dick with cum
>>221136276early morning /brit/ is just built different, you know?
>>221136284this but with the cum exploding out of my penis and into a woman's vagina and or mouth
>>221136179because he is a boomer himself (i hardly know who burntpeanut is except for being le funny peanut vtuber guy)
>>221136272Looks beautiful
fabricating a sexual harassment case so i can claim the harasser said all the racist things about my chinese wife i keep to myself
what about thebritpeanut
early morning grind
im the worlds first gay porn vtuber
Suppose I should go to sleep
>>221136328gay fella spooning his husband be like
4pm friday poo in the books
>>221136349cor, get it excreted
please visit englandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfDsomiG-CI
Might move to County Durham
i look like this
listening to poo music to start on my poo day
cringing my head off listening to german rapjust doesn't work as a concept
>>221136387Me when I need the toilet but someone else is in the bathroom
>>221136360When I watch youtube on my tablet I get commercials for welsh train journeys
A 90IQ student still has a good chance of being smarter than their teacher
it’s mad to me that not a single thread on /pol/ goes by without mentioning either jews or israel don’t understand what causes this
not really madnot really surprising
>>221136443well they're behind everything aren't they
meant to give >>221135658 a (You) but forgot to reply and then I took a wee catnap so that why this response is so late
Americans can't drink.Americans spill spaghetti around girls.Americans can't banter.Americans can't into drugs.Americans aren't funny.
Mad AND surprising really
looked at the weather app and saw it was raining in istanbul then looked at some webcams from istanbul and it was rainingwow
>>221136525>then looked at some webcams from istanbulum?
There is no answer there is no solution there is no help I am stuck in a black hole until I am dead
Sat down at the dinner table and ripped mad arse, mum sent me to my room. Playing with my toys
>>221136530um yeah x
>>221136532If you’re stuck in a black hole, fuck it, rip it up with your knob, cum in it
>>221136532ktim
>>221136443Some of it is Russkie shit stirring I think. Try to drive a wedge into cracks. The EU as some Jewish conspiracy and Zelensky are brought up suspiciously often too.
>>221136556Bandicoots
>>221136556evil things
In my presence dogs start whining and cats hiss and puff up and glass shatters and lights flicker and children start to cry and everyone smells burnt plastic
>>221136514>Americans can't into drugs.*brit dies when he smokes anything that isn't a 70/30 spliff*
The yank is correct they have far superior weed smoking compared to the grotty stoners in this country
>>221136576thinking that actual shills are on /pol/ is hilariousyou think any government would waste any resource on a schizo filled board i dont even really see the chinese people who are called the 10 cent army there
Been off the drink more than 200 daysNever goin back
popular social media? youtube? tiktok? facebook? yeah nah, let's assign shills to the #44850845 most popular website filled with the rejects of society
might move to arizona
What happened with niggas like f1nn5ter, were they molested as kids or is porn addiction really that fucked up?
>>221136662Corrr
>>221136662unless you want to stay inside posting on /brit/ all summer long to avoid the heat you don't want to live here
>>221136652I never called them competent.
>>221136192>>221136176https://youtu.be/uDwXVUkabng?si=6Dbh5Lb5UjM8NxkO
>>221136695interesting structure
>>221136667finnster was paid a million pounds/dollars to troon out by a rich doctor over a period of about 2 years
>>221136395https://youtu.be/_2Y3UBG1oOs?si=Na9dWDcMKHR2HuHR
>>221136667It's usually a case of autism + feeling accepted in a very welcoming online community. You have an autist who has stumbled through life feeling out of place, bullied, disliked, and then they find their way into some Discord community where fellow autists and trannies are very polite and kind to one another (as is often the case with many autistic people).These people still have sexual urges and desires but having a biological woman girlfriend is off the table because let's not forget they are genuinely autistic to an extreme extent and that's never going to be acceptable to normal women. So in the end they pursue their own outlets for their sexual desires within their own communities, becoming girlfriends for one another, trooning out, or using porn as the sole source of sexual release. Once they become entrenched in this sexual ecosystem they naturally assume the role of groomers over time. Bear in mind that their entire sexuality is wrapped up in this world. They live for feminised, trooned out boys, the same way regular men live for attractive women. So they have a stake in seeing that more boys end up trooning out, generating more prospects for them, more content for them to goon to etc. And so the cycle of grooming continues.
reminder to be ALERT todayscreamingrandom jew gets stabbed and suddenly the whole country has to be alert SCREAMING
>>221136708loved sleepycast
>>221136525*Constantinople
>>221136720
>>221136741the rare weevil brad
Agarthan Orangutan
>>221136761my brother...
>>221136761Rorke unmasked
>>221136690You livin in the 'Zona?
>>221136785yeah unfortunately would rather live in a rainy gray dull place than this
rorke….
>>221136790This is the kind of vids the proles in 1984 would make
catberg got this weird thing where he wants to hold on to a finger with his mouth, though not hard does your catberg do weird shite like this?
genuinely teared up over this
https://youtu.be/qG3JyuAUE2E?si=kwcZjVvb75IMG0zx
>>221136805doesn't even look badget this man the asian gf he deserves
>>221136812My catberg sucks on my t-shirt
>>221136805>r/malegrooming you're the one looking at it mate lol
happy Workers Day lads
>>221136812zestyberg
Whys skyler white in my wild west show then
>>221136805He needs to get smaller framed glasses, hop on finasteride and learn to not pull defeated facial expressions.
>>221136827What’s that mate?
>>221136667you can make a lot of money shoving things up your arse
weird thing about holding a snake is that since they're cold-blooded you're holding this living moving thing but it feels cold to the touch
>>221136843You on there getting grooming tips are you?
>>221136840contact lenses are better than any frames take the contact lenspill and put your chud days behind you.
American gf moving over next week so l wont be needing memes for skype any more
>>221136854Yea we all seen this on our xitter gemlines lad>>221136813Yea we all seen this on our xitter gemlines lad
lol
>>221136869did you ever send her the sexo meme
>>221136839she has a wild west facelike the opposite of iphone face
>>221136862There are no grooming tips there just funny pics fella
>>221136874Genuinely don't understand posts like this, I see a picture I like on twitter and post it here for anyone else interested. Literally what is the issue?
>>221136889crashout
>>221136878yeah l share all the memes, she knows l post here.
>A man has been sentenced to 18 months in prison after stealing a 24-tonne bulldozer and driving it through Wolverhampton city centreFucking woke shite Nonces get suspended sentences
going to bed x
genuinely dreamt about that JP Morgan sex slave woman wow
>>221136892?
>>221136812Nigberg
>>221136889I don't mind people posting twitter stuff here because I honestly and truly do not know how to use twitter.I've made a burner x.com account but all I get on my feed is posts from indians and Tesla / Elon Musk slop. I don't understand where to go to see the good content, the stuff that apparently everyone else sees. On 4chan I just click a board and I can see all the threads that everyone else can see, I can see which threads are active, I can see where the buzz is, what people are talking about.Yet if I go to twitter I see indians and Musk rubbish. I don't want to see this stuff I just want to see what everyone else is seeing but I don't know how so I've given up on it.
>>221136907Goodnight
>>221136889Melty>>221136924Omds unc
Crow outside my house going CAWW CAWW CAWW ffs
>>221136931You will never be British
>truly do not know how to use twitter.Alright granddad?
>>221136884Sounds bent
>>221136787their chips aren't even that good though, and they go cold fucking instantly
>>221136931If someone can just tell me HOW to see the good content I will do it but to date no one has explained it to me.
beavers
>>221136954nice beaver
>>221136947https://x.com/BovrilGHere's a good account to follow to get started
>>221136924I don't use Xitter either but as I understand it the algorithm "learns" what you like so the more sexy big tiddy goths you click on the more you start seeing that shit. Instagram and Facebook does the same thing
>>221136954Rorke
>>221136947when you like posts it will show you posts similar to the ones you likedbut also twitter is mostly shit so it's not really worth the effort
regular social media is very female coded imo
hallo
babestation should return
In Oxford, got here quite early. What should I go and see?
morning lads, it's Fridayx
>>221136976Good morning Nigel Lionheart
HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fancy a cheeky little snog up someone's arse
Why did he do it
>highs of 20C, partly cloudyanother certified scorcherino, unironically
>>221136708Still listen to Sleepycast often me. Second favourite podcast after XFM (I know that's not actually a podcast, but it may as well be).
rorke getting jiggy at the function
>Six fare dodgers were seen pushing through the barriers at an Elizabeth line railway station in just two minutes by a Conservative councillor waiting for a friend.
jarvis add fare dodgers to the list
>>221137042>Conservative councillorThey let them in so
please post please post please post please post please post please post
/brit/ stands behind the Jewish community against anti-semitism
The Endlösung to the Biomass Question.
>>221137091I can post more but I try to keep it low volume since I'm a guest in this general
>>221137091
>>221137103>EndlösungFinal Solution you meanDon't speak another language like a cuck, use English if you want to write Nazi posts
>>221137108Beautiful Anglo-Saxon queen
>>221137108Bwc
Got a hot filthy pay gorn post on deck
>>221137116Endlösung sounds better. Same with terms like Lebensraum and Volksgemeinschaft.And German is a better language.
potato salad for breakfast perhaps
>>221137104ill double down on my posting to make up for that x
>>221137130Well you aren't a real nationalist then. Goodbye
>>221137152I'm a Pan-White National Socialist who wants an ethnoplanet.
>>221137152Shut up, tedious cunt
I just want a decent job and a gf and a little adobe house in the desert with an old pickup truck and a 6 shooter and some dvds and cds none of that streaming muck
There will come a day, when all the lies will collapse under their own weight, and truth will again triumph.
This n a brown biomass lass n a little chihuahua
>>221137181Sounds browncoded
>>221137210I get sunburned checkin the mailbox
>>221137198the escort I saw last night introduced me to her tiny chihuahua at the end and it tried humping my leg
>>221137234What are escorts like in America?
>>221137240this one was a like an airhead arthoe who loved video games and indie rock. she was pale white with blonde hair and huge tits. fun to talk to and cuddle with.ive hired escorts in Europe too. American escorts have way better butts than European ones, partly because of all our Latinas
Rorkes law
Mental my mum was alive for Mao Zedongs china
might go to bed now. done with you lot
got my washing on
>>221137279ur mum mouthed medong last night brit
ride the snakeride the snake to the lakethe ancient lakebabythe snake is longseven milesride the snake he's old and his skin is cold
>>221136159most fucked up thing I've seen in porn is when a girl started sucking her thumb while she was getting it doggy style
how are we celebrating beltane gents
>>221137321um link
is niggyboy in?
I love dark skin African queens they don’t love me though
>>221137322Burning a big cross on a black fellas lawn
>>221137349Maybe stop being racist to them then rorke
>>221137365they like racists
>>221137365I’m not racist
*kneels and puts a fist in the air*black lives matter haha r-right ladies?
On the fent
I don't sleep so good in this hot weathereven with the window open, still too hot. Might need to buy one of those korean indoor fans that kill you while you sleep
Do black queens like SWC?
happy Diego Day!!
>>221137417Weight?
put a bit a minge around it!
my mother sounds like thishttps://youtu.be/5UTQ4KrtVGc?t=114
>>221137456I dunno I don't own a set of scales as I'm not a woman. I'm not fat enough to require a CPAP machine for sleep apnea if that's your implication!
diego got angry at me the other day because i espoused a catholic view and he felt the need to rebuke me with a vague "god might exist in principle" version of christianity
>>221137478she's cute
>>221136736>Another non White foreigner>Also a known violent offender with history of stabbing people>Also reported to Prevent who decided not to pursue the caseAHH WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING WHO COULD ATTACK US NEXT
>>221137486who's diegoredpill me on this /brit/ personality, pleae
>>221137486engaged with a thread dolly award
>>221137486Answer the question
>>221137042im going to assume fare dodgers is already on the list
fare dodging the actual train is basedFare dodging on the tube is gay since it’s cheap anyway
>>221137499legend has it he's home alone every friday night>>221137507spooky
Bought shoes in march, already falling apart
mad how powerful the swastika is
>>221137539years ago went station, ticket office was closed, machine out of action. Got on train ready to buy ticket. No ticket man. Get off London Bridge, tell someone I've not been able to buy a ticket. £25 fine.And the toilet was out of order
youre made of heckin star dust and nothing matters morty
I pushed through the barriers in the tokyo subway because I was too much of a baka gaijin to figure out how to buy the correct ticket
>>221137572maybe dont buy shoes made of matchsticks next time
18 degrees today. Sunberg trying to kill me again.
>>22113760230 degrees out MANS NOT HOT
you talk so hip man you're twisting my melon man
pray for all the fatlads that start to suffer the minute the temperature goes past the teens
>>221137602just two short incel walks now the suns back as I dont wear suntan lotion
>>221137602Back to pissing it down tomorrow for about a fortnight
>>221137634Aha as it should be
he's gonna step on poo againhe's gonna step on poo
might do a humiliation ritual
Havin a filthy gay wank aren't i x
Might grow up
>>221137681The ol' pooey bum wank?
>>221137581You’re a mug
Train travel should be free at the point of delivery, like the NHS, at least for commuters
>>221137688Willy cum wank looking at a lads arse
browsing the 'dit
>>221137257She sounds cuteHow do you meet them in the US? You don't have AdultWork I also see a blonde escort with big boobs who likes games
Elle Fanning as Margo Millet in ‘Margo's Got Money Troubles’
Might jack it to traps
Luck.
>>221137802she's my wife btw not yours just so that's clear
>>221137712What's wrong with that?
>>221137799nta but they usually advertise "massages" on classifieds websitesi kind of doubt he actually got a hooker considering how expensive and relatively rare "full service" hookers are in most parts of the US
>>221137818All I'll say is as a gay lad I don't like trannies or traps so it must be straight to like them
>>221137848Its reserch anyway.
Partying
>>221137848ever shagged a man
>>221137799>How do you meet them in the US?we have several sites that work, id name them but i think I could get banned since it violates us law. it's scary since it's illegal so she could be a cop, so always book ones with prior reviews and preferably presence elsewhere on the internet like other sites or instagram.yeah this one was very cute, I kind of felt bad since shes so cute and sweet that she should really be devoting herself to a good man.also lots of women refuse to see black men, which is funny>>221137842there are thousands of them here, i'm in southern california.
Ended up having 2 pintules at the pub and 2 at home yesterday. Might drink again today
>>221136148Racist.I love Crazy, what a good song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fc67yQsPqQBlack British excellence
>>221137872>southern california.oh that's whyit's a mystery why god didn't finish you all off via flames last year
Alysa Liu sucking girthy BWC
>>221137802how did they get her to do an onlyfans advert
Anon sucking my fanny
probably time to get up and get toiling then. a toilsman's work is never done. except for this evening when it's done til tuesday of course aha love a bank holiday me
4chanXMinecraft.
>>221137902not sure, do you want me to ask?
>>221137900Bbc**
Elle Fanning X Dredd
don't tell anyone your birthday at secondary lads, if you do the flush your head in the toilet on your birthday
10:00 AM.
>>221137829shes ugly n boring
poo nation
>>221137926BBC is a mythJBW is law
>>221137865Yeah, I've got a bf
>>221137938good morning habibi
>>221137919for me?pootoillushand i meanLUSH x
>>221137949Where did you two meet, if I may ask
>>221137941no one asked for your opinion
>>221137951I am good, mate.
>>221137919hard work builds character hang in there x
>BBC is a mythMe when I lie
>>221137974Bite the curb.
thinking about Diego's plump cheeks
Yo, mate. You are getting fucked by 300 dicks?
>>221137959grindr
>>221137994this is sparta
>>221138001Energy detected
women really do b like>babe let's get a new £15k kitchen on finance even though there's nothing wrong with our current one
>>221138001I see so many cute guys on grindr when i set my location to Britain. Wanna kms desu
>>221137974Seen quite a lot of videos on /gif/ of British chavettes doing all sorts of things with them, it seems very common
>>221137707This would require us to spend an extra 12 billion pounds a year on the trainsRoughly an extra 15% of the current transport budget Not impossible but quite difficult to justify
>>221138004We have the answer here.
home of sexuals deserved to be killed
>>221138044yewl dew nuttin Clarence
theres a girl who is exactly my type but she has zero revealing pics online. i personally think its unfair that ill never see even a bit of her tits or arse
>>221138036How do you evade the bans
remember that time when 'jeets were making women seethe on xitter my making grok make naked pictures of them
>>221138067that's still happening
>>221138044It's time to get it.
My brother is such a cunt he’s not even work today and he’s been in the shower for 35 minutes when he knows I need to leave in 11 minutes for work and I haven’t had one
not enjoying sharing a thread with unironic gays
>>221138060I will take my laptop go to the institute and say hi and so.
I'll beat the shit out of a little incel Poindexter homophobe and then go kiss a guy. I'm not the average gay.
>>221138079put a camera in the shower get a good look at him
>>221138107>>221138107
>>221138023Link?
https://i.postimg.cc/XNHp0B63/20260501-101219.jpgEverything.