>>221147913your soul was raped before you were even born
arrr naurrr hes only pahsted tha bladdy dug agen! drongo!
>>221147913There e he isx
>>221147913scringinmgn
>>221147933yeah?
>>221147913>>221147950nigger dog
A man who gets paid around £500,000 per annum before bonus is presently on the cusp of ruining my Friday night on the nicest evening of the year thus far.
It really is pathetic how much millennials think about zoomersThough funnily enough, it seems as though their advanced age makes them get us mixed up with gen alpha but them’s the brakes I suppose
Going walking out in the country this weekend>Fresh air>Country pubs>Local produce>Beer and cider>Majestic rolling hills>Quaint houses and villages>Cosy b&b to stay in>Peace, quiet and serenity>No negros or SaracensIt's going to be lush and I mean lush
>>221147956screamo
>>221147937¡ǝʇɐɯ ƃuiɯɐǝɹɔs ƃuiʞɔɥɐɟ ood
>>221147961your boss?
>>221147937shit wailing my arse off
feel like this place is twice as mentally ill as it used to be like 2/3 years ago. or maybe i'm just twice as mentally ill, who knows
Managed to bench 19kg dumbbellsI know that’s not a lot compared to people who lift regularly but i’m pleased
>>221147966Love living out in the country meCouldn’t imagine being a citywogHope you enjoy xx
watching a robin have a bath
>>221147956
>>221147994Twice as lush as it used to be (and I MEAN lush)
>>221147995wagmi
>>221147986He was the boss of my bosses' boss until recently but he's still a german cunt who finds ways to ruin my working life.
>>221147937struth
>>221148007dont hate the player hate the game
>>221147995well done lad, keep at it and remember WAGMI
>>221147995get in de lad
>>221147994the latter
>>221147994Well it’s definitely worse than it used to be but that’s probably cause the millennials are finally feeling their life slipping away from them
Morning team not long woke up. How are we?
>>221148003pervert
>>221147961Big plans yeah? Beer garden with the lads was it?
>>221148061...yh
>>22114805516:40 the morning now is it?
>Managed to bench 19kg dumbbells>I know that’s not a lot compared to people who lift regularly but i’m pleased
>>221148055begone you odious little gremlin
>>221148085What a strange set of… hang about is that bart simpson
>>221148055you are extremely mentally illyou are extremely mentally ill
https://youtu.be/7WjaJqhjkOY
>>221148055People were asking earlier why you dropped the Escortmong gimmick?
>>221148102lay off cunt
morning team just shitting out me arse
>>221148125looking good mate
What British books do you guys recommend? Something useful in this day to day life in the sociopathic world we live in
>>221148001I'll be moving out soonSick of the niggers you see
>>221148095Well I just woke up>>221148111>>221148117Fuck up piehead>>221148124Wasn't me
>>221148150high rise, jg ballard
>>221148150sup mouldie
>>221148153Seems like you’ll fit in just fine with that attitude
>>221148156our constructs of time do not bend to fit your terrible life choices. sort it out. will not tell you again
>>2211481501984 mate *looks into the distance pensively* a prescient book if ever there were one
rorkeSPORTrorkeTVrorkeTVUHD
>>221148181Found that book quite Orwellian
>>221148156who's this piehead character you have invented
TNT rorke
15
have never specifically been tested for the 'tism but i can identify like 10 different types of plane by the sound of them flying overhead alone so there's that
*starts a two minute hate against rorke*death, death to rorke!
>>221148170I have narcolepsy and mental health problems >>221148195Piehead is the freak who keeps calling me sacked tranny
>>221148170get him told lad. knock the cunt off his high horse
>>221148194It is literally 1984!
>>221148217ritalin/modafinil and stop the tranny pills, now get out of my gp office
just got hoisted by my own leotard
pulling nosehairs out of my beakhole
>>221148217never seen anyone call themselves piehead herewhere have you got the name from
planes aren't real they made it up to sell plane tickets
>>221148238UMBOT...
tonight's the night
>>221148260Not true at all The truth is that plane tickets aren't real they made it up to sell planes
>>221148251just get a trimmer
got steve hillage on
>>221148255He is making up bizarre characters so you can call him a mong because he loves being humiliatedStop replying to him
rorke drawing a picture of his mum for her birthday
bro said Air
My arse is sweaty
>>221148303that's nice of rorke :)
https://vocaroo.com/1g7bqB09N8UJ
>>221148260how do you end up in china after stepping into one though is it just teleporation
>>221148296rock or beep boop?
actually unbelievable how many replies she gets given how boring she iswhy dont you just not
>>221148248It was a doctor who prescribed me my HRT in the first place and I don't have a prescription for the other medication >>221148255You know why piehead
>>221148007the sight of this sends women into a fit of rage
activating maximum chill mode
>>221148316You’re an idiotIt takes like 16 hours they just rearrange shit where you “took off” from
>>221148319Because he's a tranny so there will always be a cadre of rorke mongs who feel the need to epically own the tranny
>she
sacked tranny's little shriveled willy perking up each time he gets called a freak on /brit/
>sheshit howling from the depths of my arse
>>221148325
big fan of drugs and alcohol
rorke doing a nude portrait of his mum laying on the couch like Kate Winslet in the Titanic for Mother's Day
unregistered hypercam
>>221148322why do you come here every day when all that happens is people hurl abuse at you?is it because abuse is the only social interaction you've ever known?
>>221148362How could she resist!
>>221148362triple t... you're real....
piehead meltiy
3rd cider of the hour going down a treat
boggles my mind that there are people itt who still don't have ew filtered
Any lads here pounding escorts this bank holiday weekend?
leftypol getting his nails did
>>221148332screaming
leftypol getting his arse did
>>221148319People need to get their funny* jabs in so desperately they can't help but respond to him.*not actually funny
registered hypercam
>>221148395electric wizard?
bro footnoted
>>221148383Yep kek he's having a full meltdown typical piehead posting on multiple devices at the same time to give the impression it's multiple people
>>221148395annoying as well because we're still exposed to him second-hand because no one (You)s him
>>221148391beer mogs cider in just about every conceivable metricthe alcoholic equivalent of sugary ass yank cereal like fruit loops
>>221148397well be pounding the books, have to study for my runt jobx
Cider. Pint of.
>>221148395dunno how to do it on readchan
rorke paying for winrar
>>221148438yeah but it's sunny
might get on the 'ders myself tonightbut I shouldn't...
>>221148395brit is the only place on 4chan that indulges 'personalities' like this instead of filteringthem
and rorke? where is rorke?
unregistered hypercam 2 240p notepad opening to 009 sound system dreamscape yep, it's kino time
>>221148470last seen on CCTV exiting the train station
Getting a 'urry this evening What shall I have
>>221148461right well thats my entire argument down the drain then
>>221148395Cba because he’s just so boringNot like heatherpaedo who you have to filter because he’s genuinely psychotic
>>221148484fat lad in a dog costume?
HARDrorke
>>221148484phal
Apparently there is a grindcore band playing at the semi-local tonight. Pondering an attendance.
>>221148478no yousak
Don't understand why people seethe at mongs like sacked trannySuch a boring, non-entity of a poster, how can people get worked up by him lol, Spaino was the same
>>221148479Indian guy giving a demonstration on how to fix some niche tech issue
>>221148491are the hairless ones meant to be that fat
the michael jackson movie shows that not only will they rehabilitate trump like bush for all the things he did during the presidency. but they'll also rehabilitate every sex scandal too.separate the art from the artist and he was a great estate agent
>>221148478whats wesakcute buns
tinkering with the idea of a doner meat kizza, burger sauce (pot of) and chips
what % of brit do you think are just AI bots atp
rorke listing formula one as one of his interests on hinge
there's nothing wrong with kissing your sister on the lips
>>221148561(do not put the sauce on the kizza put it in a separate pot, i asked you to do this last time and you didnt)
>>221148552alysa it's an honour to have you herecan you please post a picture of your feet?
>>221148561you'll be tinkering with your beltline!
>>221148578im not honestly convinced theres any except egypt
had an incest dream again last night
getting really annoyed with christians lately, boggles the mind to see otherwise reasonable people turn into superstitious weirdos who will fellate jesus any chance they get, and you see it everywhere
>I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannonsScreaming, WHAT was he thinking??
>>221148537club penguin hacks for me guy makes a spelling mistake and deletes the whole line
>>221148552dad told me michael was actually saving kids from epstein. he would put them in neverland so the nonces couldn't get them
>>221148582why do women all do this now
dating apps won't let me make an account because I have fewer than 3 interests
>Nancy Pexton was found guilty at the Old Bailey this week of stabbing her sister to death at her Camden flat and stealing her Rolex in June 2025. She's been jailed for life by a judge today for murder #Shit I remember that. Was her sister the whole time mad.
>>221148552fuck off you ugly fucking cunt
>>2211485780there's no incentive to spend money botting posts here
made more in my investments today than i do in a week at work
>>221148606sort it out
>>221148609mad how you have meltdowns about god every day lol
>>221148619Rorkeposting not an option on those things?
>>221148561You can't choose sauces on deliveroo from the local mystery meat men kebab shop nearish to mine so I always order and then have to ramble down the phone to them with my desires and deliveroo reference number, but they are always so friendly and courteous about it
>>221148624corr looks like joey ramone
>>221148552deranged post
>>221148631cant control what i dream abouti was shagging my sister but it was uncomfortable because my parents were watching and i kept telling them to piss offwhat does it mean? someone phone up mr freud i need help
>>221148619a bit sad isn't it
>>221148635mad how you extrapolate incorrect data from errant posts
>>221148626what's the incentive to spend time here shitposting?
>>221148624Rolex mentioned
>mad how you extrapolate incorrect data from errant posts
>>221148676summat to do innit
i desire scran
If Brits are supposed to be such great drinkers how come 90% of you can't hold your liquor?
I’m eating fish and chips and it’s yummy :)
corr would shag stunt pegg changedshe had.nose job?
What's your favourite anime? For me? Clannad Afterstory
>>221148713gonna have fushnchups next friday along with a fuckoff load of booze
>>221148714yeah
>>221148714can't enjoy her really. too many mongs on here go on about her, it's offputting. and she seems like she'd be really fucking annoying to be around.
Three day weekend lads! Any plans?
christfreaks shaking their zesty arses at sunday mass
in the market for a new mug. not a Sports Direct one
>>221148624but even..... BIGGER FENTANYLS IN THE crack so.... the crackheads... all... DIE!!!
>>221148767Look in the mirror
>>221148759regular weekend for megot toil on the mondaysomeone's got to run the country
>>221148793done him
Diego twerking his zesty arse along to the hymns
>>221148767gromit mug
Have to be in a 1,100kcal deficit every day for the next 6 months.Fucking hell lads that's some absolute arse shit.
Just who is biomass Andy?
>>221148794early shift at tesco is it lad?
Jesus loves you
>>221148808that's not healthy
>>221148767I've got this one, would not recommend as it's difficult to stir around the duck and I worry that when I do stir I might break it offMight be best for coffee that you don't stir in the mug, like from a machine n that
black preacher: can I hear an AMEN!?diego, on his knees, tearing up: AMEN!!! *fist pump*
poor old fella must be exhaustedshouldnt be gallavanting around at his age
>>221148840s
>>221148808Easiest way to do that is get up of your arse and move. If you try doing it by cutting out food and booze you'll fail.
larp larp larp sahuuuuur
I have a mug that says>*My name*>Worlds best team leader
>>221148793sent that freak flying
>>221148840scrienj
>>221148863you dont really see this being posted anymore
>>221148859your mum had a mug it's called you
>>221148859What gets drunk out of it mostly?
Sup.
>>221148880it's the price of jet fuel these days i guess
>>221148880seen 'sent that freak flying' and 'uh oh melty' on other boards latelytheyre going to end up in the normie lexicon soon outside of 4chan
>>221148883raped him
>>221148883I'm her favourite child. The family freak is my obese evil sister>>221148889Tea, sometimes coffee. No sugar of course.
>>221148883fucking scream
Go away.
the idea of an even fatter, more pathetic tilde is concerning
>>221148917Which one of you did it??
>>221148939sorry
>>221148883sent him poo scream flying
>>221148917I swear melty isn't /brit/ exclusive parlance anyway
Should really go to the laundrette or at least do some house cleaning and instead im just sitting on the bed watching Mad Men for about the twentieth time.
Logging into RuneScape for the first time in ages, heard they changed a bunch of stuff
>>221148947at least that one has a vagina
>>221148954Germany
>>221148973made it even more woke, if you can imagine that
wrote a really long post but it wasn't funny so I deleted it
Fucking hell piehead give it a rest
>>221148987alri
>>221148976probably also a troon DESU its the only way tilde could be even less of a dissappointment
imagine how bad the sacked tranny household smellsI imagine it smelling like a car weeks after a kid has spilled milk in the back
would like a gf but no idea how to meet womennot bad looking and not a complete freak socially, could definitely get one if i had a chance with a couple, but i never speak to any women and have no idea how to change this
it pie night
>>221148994You'll fit in well here then
Die
beer is the single greatest invention in the history of humanity and it's not even close
new stalker gamma update might do a duty chud playthrough since i usually play stalker games as an independent stalker
>>221149020you love yer pies
just got threatened by a muslamic robot
>>221149005No Sweden.
>>221149038gp>>221149040might install itmight not
Me and rorke are going out for a pint if anyone else wants to come x
I wear glassesyou've been talking to a glasses wearing man this whole time
>>221149038I'll just have a cup of coffee
ladsbeen invited out to a restaurant tonight and it's BYOB (Bring your own booze)I don't really drink though.Does this mean I have to bring booze to get in or is the booze optional?
>>221149018It's over lad, atomised society means that getting a gf is much like applying for a job now. There are no more train station mishaps, no more introductions by friends at parties, no more blossoming workplace romances. Just apps where you submit your dating CV and your suitability for the role is judged.
God on it.
All the mums/older ladies on my towns Facebook group have gone full schizo about the Wimbledon school crash
>>221149067if you the game on GOG it has an easy auto installer thing
supposed to go out for a drink tonight but I have nothing to wear, should invest in some shagger gear
taking it easy while i toil away
>>221149083speccy four eyes
>>221149087Bring Pepsi
I'm sad
>>221149083
>>221149087Just don't bother going mateIf you're this socially inept nobody really wants you there anyway
Leak.
>>221149100never played gamma i know a lot of people dont like it doe
>>221149105happy berg
>>221149119cheer up mate:)
>>221149084BEER IT IS
>>221149105lovely berge x
For some reason I always feel cold have to wear a hoodie or a jumper almost all the time unless it's a heatwave
>>221149087spend £10 on a bottle of red and you'll be all good
>I'm sad
>>221149126s
stuffing my fat cunt face
:D
got the double brie outnights getting rowdy
people tend to see zoomers as one giant soulless hivemind but the late zoomer/early zoomer divide might just be the most prominent of any generation
remember that lad who said nice catberg to that girl on hinge and she matched with him hahahaa
rorke applying to get his boots blackedthen the crew brings the cameras inhe's made a big mistake
on my 4th and final 'ider
>>221149018dating apps, friends of friends, social events
saving my good posts for the new then
ARSE
>>221149137hmm its pretty fun kind of like a rogue like progression system where you slowly get better equipped
>>221149119*gives you a hug*
Enough's enough, mate.
it pie lunch
nobody:rorke: nugget biscuit
>>221149208cheeky fifth cider never hurt no one x
you're out of order rorke
I do want to go out tonight but years of being a shut in hermit has done a number on my social skills
>>221149231what kind of pie
:D it will go...
>>221149202true very true
got trust issues and tend to sabotage relationships because I was bullied by my mum's bf every day of my childhood
>>221149249Just pretend you are a social alphaFake it until you make itThere's a lot of truth in that Rorke
>>221149249loev staying in me
Qh
>>221149249Haha exact same situation for me
>>221149256peppa steak
right thats it rorke youre getting raped
>>221149278s
got the alcohol use disorder don't i
>>221149280Don't threaten me with a good time
chicken and bacon paster tonite
Got nowt in for tea but it's raining so can't go shops
you mystify me
going to play some assassins creed
>>221149270Yh its comfyGoblinmaxxing
On the ol' fortnite
>>221149323'lysa x
>>221149349>>221149349>>221149349
remember stormzyshut up aha
>>221149336Yeah
Yeah, I'm GAY.GreatAtY
I'm a repugnant unlovable slug
>>221149336*hits you with the mograal classic*
>>221149359A lot of bots do be on fort
Move
>>221149380Up and away web
