Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal edition
where did he find that game is it real
if youre a virgin lads you have to have sex at least so your sex dreams become more realistic its epic
if you make burgers at home and don't take the minimal time, cost and effort to make sure you include gherkins you are a fool A FOOL I SAY
Did you have Jimmy's warm start this morning?
Your tongue. My hairy sweaty anus. Interlocked. NOW!
>>221154392>>221154392>>221154392
detonate a nuclear bomb in the center of tel aviv
>>221154429
MAGGI 2 Minute Noodles Chicken Flavour - 5 Pack(187).Product Information.Our Ingredients
>>221154422where was the last place you had it? x
absolute niggermania
>>221154429Im always saying this
>>221154429hear hear
Not illegal to imagine it though
might cop
>>221154429screaing
/brit/ be like>got my whole life ahead of me, i’m just 35 years young you see
>>221154452wtf how did you know it was there
>>221154318>schizo somalian stabs three people and tries to stab copsOk>refuses to drop the knifeIs face down on the concrete being tasered >could've had a bomb on himCould’ve had a million quid on him aswell if you wanna be like that >we're meant to feel bad that an officer gave him a little kickNo ones asking you to feel bad. Just telling you police don’t have the right to do whatever they want
>>221154416looks the type
the fingers are up the arse
Just found a black silicone fist in my brother's bedroom Wonder what that's all about then eh?
kick somali schizos while they’re face down on the concrete pronto
leftypol:>grrr i hate the far right >:(also leftypol:>let's import millions and millions of far right religious fundamentalists :)
>>221154390
>>221154372place a foot on the arm yeah? and if it was a fascist wearing a swastika armband, you'd be crying over a little kick in the head would you?
your all so funny wish I could be funny like you lot!
>>221154437> Police responded after being told there was a concern for her welfare.Retard
Did that lad find out if his mum has cancer?
Why is rorke against importing infinity somalians again? Given they both share the exact same social views.
need you israelite bastards to fuck off
>>221154468gp
>>221154534are those your nails
sex with Hinako
>>221154559rorke hates white people?
Manosphere twitter accounts said I was ngmi if my wife doesn't suck my cock (which she rarely does and hasn't done in a while) so I woke up this morning started kissing her to turn her on, got my cock out near her face and was pleasantly surprised she just started sucking it
>>221154538You seem to think I’m left wing lol
might go bournemouth
sex with every illit
rub human shit all over your body then run around naked in public only way to really freak the normies out of their dull soulless lives
>>221154573nhonly got basic bitch black on mine
haruhi suzumiya sex
Leftypol seething the police didn't pull out a couple garden chairs and offer the knife wielding somalian a tea before gently ushering him into the front seat of the police car with his emotional support knifeRorke seething the police didn't curb stomp that retarded ape into a paste before scooping him down the drainIan watching Bargain Hunt
>>221154597you really showed them
funny old business innit, pooing
>>221154493>Is face down on the concrete being tasered and refusing to drop the knife. he was not cuffed and could have slashed at the police officers at any time. they had to aggressively wrestle it away from him at great risk to themselves>Could’ve had a million quid on him aswell if you wanna be like that yeh that's likely on the crazy man going around stabbing jews unlike a bomb threat>Just telling you police don’t have the right to do whatever they wantthey have the right to do what they must to ensure the safety of themselves and others
>>221154598if you don't support a cheeky accident involving a wog's head and a policeman's foot, you are
Go on..
bank holiday weekend in falmouth beckons
gf soyed out at me earlier. she opened her mouth like >:O and said "do you hear yourself!?!"
>>221154659were you at pride last weekend :>
hasidic jew sex arse
bank holiday weekend in Falkreath beckons
>>221154641that man stabbed a paki and two kikes so i don’t think rorke gives a shit actually
>>221154527Islam is a leftist religion
When the stabbing happened my lefty mates just complained about the timing of it and got annoyed this would probably help Reform
we only get may day as a holiday because of the soviet union. hope you remember that and thanked Karl Marx and communism for the day off.
2003 avril lavagne sex arse
>>221154695it's called bealtaine mate
Lads...
>>221154678Bolsonaro supporters will actually say shit like this lmao
howling at that one bright spark who can't imagine why excessively violent policing could possibly be a bad thing
>>221154650> and refusing to drop the knife. he was not cuffed and could have slashed at the police officers at any time. they had to aggressively wrestle it away from him at great risk to themselvesPlace foot on wrist solves all of that. Stomp his hand if you want.> yeh that's likely on the crazy man going around stabbing jews unlike a bomb threatThat pic is an actual terrorist this guy was just some mental Somalian who would be in an asylum if they still existed> they have the right to do what they must to ensure the safety of themselves and othersNothing there warranted multiple stomps to his head sorry mate
dont get how people are consciously leftypol at this point
>>221154712It's also International Workers Day and it became a global bank holiday because the soviet union requested it be so at the UN
>>221154726why do you have so much sympathy for terroristsare you brown?
>>221154716>avoid consciousness should be easy for rorke
just reading this threadwith no thoughts at allbeing useless
>>221154726theyre going to call you brown for not being a level 1000 goyim now mate
>>221154726yeh mate it's a slippery slope if you allow them to kick mass murdering foreigners wielding deadly weaponsthey'll be kicking your gran for not crossing the street at a designated crossing next
>>221154769you are brown + probably poor in osrs
>>221154650> yeh that's likely on the crazy man going around stabbing jews unlike a bomb threatWhy specify Jews? Would it be better for you if he was stabbing gentiles?
they're not happy about this
I think my penis likes you
>>221154700Shes going through her Gwen Stefani Hella Good phase
could sneeze and a jew walks by and gets it in their face and it would be called terrorism
thing is leftypols ideals would be a lot more sensible if there werent biomass like you could have less police about if he didnt insist on importing all the wogs
Just got kicked in the head for buttering my toast
>>221154798would then and would now simple as really
>>221154769zionists and IDF agents have been doing it for months hereSecond you criticise Israel someone will call you brown or a paki, as if the majority of white people aren't against Israel now
>>221154636can I fuck you
>>221154741>Place foot on wrist solves all of that.you're asking them to place their appendages near the weapon in question>this guy was just some mental Somalian who would be in an asylum if they still existedthe police had no idea who he was you spastic>Nothing there warranted multiple stomps to his head sorry matethe active threat posed by committing an apparent terror attack and refusing to drop his weapon doesand he never stomped on his head
had enough of white womenther are all evil and insane
spongebob big guy pants ok
>>221154793Who is "they"?
>>221154812Shouldn't have gone around stabbing then
Runtazoid roommate has been to Costco and bought a fuckton of massive things he absolutely does not needNow he's going to put them in my cupboard and on my level in the fridge I should eat them
dad said yesterday that he'd punch starmer if he saw him. not sure if i should report him or not
>>221154750based, didnt know this
>>221154793>falling birth ratebit more than that
>>221154783the answer is yes
>>221154820I'm genuinely not a bottomsorry gang
>>221154823facts
>>221154840sounds dangerously radicalised to me :/
>>221154840>not sure if i should report him or notthis could be a crime too mate
>Somali nationals are among the higher imprisonment rates compared to other nationalities>Higher unemployment and lower average incomes than the UK average>Greater use of public services (housing, welfare), especially in early yearswhat are your favourite things somali culture has brought to the UK lads
Twist your penis! Twi-twi-twist your penis!
>>221154793>As for reproduction, I’ll say it again: politicians should butt the hell out of it. Their job is not to indulge in ridiculous Mussolini-style baby-boosting rhetoric. Viktor Orban tried that in Hungary, for instance. It didn’t work for him, any more than it worked for Mussolini or indeed the Emperor Augustus.
leftypols all deserve the ryan carson treatment
Sir James May
>>221154793rorke.RORKE. think. of. the 85 year old geezers. NOW!
>>221154852now Lucy Letby has gone too far
Being called a zionist for holding the opinion that you should stab anybody, including jews
>>221154826ethnics
rorke making sure sound isnt leaking from his headphones before watching mommy comforts you ASMR
sneed heil
Bad vibes in this threadWeathers got us all acting crazy
>>221154864think somalis might be the most useless race of people on the planet no offence to any somalis reading this0 somali scientists0 somali artists0 somali authors0 somali athletes0 somali politicians0 somali activists0 somali celebrities0 somali historical achievements
Gay Theo has got Summer trapped in the flat on CorrieIf he touches her grr
>>221154771Good goy
tummy
>>221154890havent they gone thru enough already rorke?
>>221154913what about maya jama
They tried to kick the knife out of his hand but his big somalian head was in the way
>>221154793The only institution threatened by population decrease is global capitalism. Not the environment, not our society, not our quality of life, not our culture. Just capitalism. Which requires infinite, endless growth in order to operate.
>>221154870his gf who watched the whole thing refused to call police and later refused to pick the suspect out of a lineuppeople like them need to be worked to death in camps unironically
>>221154933half somali doesn't counti'm talking about real bulb head niggas from the horn
>>221154793Yeah I'm sure Boris LOVES the opportunity to import more Indian and African migrants
>>221154945retard
>>221154783a brown man going around stabbing jews is obviously more likely to have a bomb on him than joe bloggs
>>221154945im a leftoid and i dont want to be replaced by indians
>Two girls, both aged 15, were arrested in connection with Emilia's kidnapping and murder. Police said they were friends with Emilia and took her to a local train station.tf
>>221154913they'd take offense if they could read
>>221154933every time masked singer's on mum always bangs on about how fit she is
>>221154954Don't need to sign your posts mate.
sick of my stupid chud life
rozzers have just stopped me in the road and kicked my fucking teeth in. asked them what it was for and they just laughed and said 'felt like it' and walked off
Employed Woman's on the booze tonight and sent me this on Discord, she sounds a lot different when wasted :Ohttps://voca.ro/13TUaL6YsSCT
>>221154913I worked in a warehouse where an Ethiopian girl worked in packing. She was like one of those rare supermodel types that posh womens magazines discover. Just flat out gorgeous. Absolutely mental seeing her packing therapeutic slippers on some industrial estate
>>221154972whats this
https://youtu.be/EAsysJ72NSU
why do britons hate somali?you werent even part of the mogidashu raid
>>221154945spitting facts
>>221154945also old people
>>221154921i accept your brown concession
>>221154968maaate that's racial profiling
>>221154968lol ignored the question. Shown your true colours it all makes sense now. Suppose you also justify the IDF killing babies too
>>221154993bizarre
>>221154913Mad to think if the Italians and we hadn't colonised them then they would all just still be there
Emilia Sjoberg was lured from her home under the guise of a sleepover before she was tied up and found with horrific injuries.The teenager was found dead in Landskrona, in southern Sweden, in July 2024, according to local media outlet Expressen and Aftonbladet. She was tied up with silver tape and had several cuts and bruises on her body, local media reports.
>>221154973
>>221154982
When does Nigella British Bake Off start. It'll get me watching again I stopped after they added the fat black woman but she'll make me start watching again.
>>221155038>Yung cronem get a little stabby after schoolNobody cares>Suddenly white girls do itOmg...
did a burp
adolph hitler
Just imagine England without the Norman Invasion. A racially homogenous Anglo-Saxon ethnostate of 15 million white English people with a Scandinavian style social welfare system. No Empire so no billions of jeets flooding our borders. No strife with our neighbouring nations. America also probably wouldn't exist.
>>221155065kitm
Do not removeDonut remover
>>221154913Sure
winston churchill asmr sleep 24 hours of him telling me locations of where we will slumber peacefully
>>221155038Race of the suspects?Not that I need telling, statistically I'm highly likely to be correct in what many would call my racist assumptions
>>221155009how is that ignoring the question?you're schizophrenic
>>221155077Realistically without the norman invasion the French would have properly invaded us a few hundred years down the line and held the south for hundreds of years (like we did in France)
oil production is a bell curvebirth rates shadow that bell curveeveryone you know and have ever known is here simply because of the mass production of oilnow we're past peak oil, we're on the downward trajectory of that oil bell curve and consequently, the population bell curve
went out alone and ended up feeling worse than if I had just stayed in and gotten steamingjust reminded of what I'm missing out on in life when I venture out into public
>>221155123wait…that isn’t batman
>>221155116You said he’d be more likely to have a bomb because he was stabbing Jews you specified Jews I asked why it would be any different if it were gentiles and you ignored it fuck you fuck off
>>221155142will never give the demonic entity known as paradox interactive a cent of my money
9/11 mong here with an important messagemad how loud the roaring sound is when the Twin Towers are falling
thinking about cutting me hair by myself
>>221155153if you're a brown man going to commit a terror attack with a bomb who are you most likely to target
>>221155153He was stabbing jews to be fair mateA man who is goung around stabbing people is more likely to have a bomb vest on than a wallet full of moneyNot particularly a hard concept to grasp is it
Being gay was fun. But I’m 35 now. It’s time to have some kids.
>>221155121did you smile and say hello to people and say things like nice day out milady
>>221154363Are you perhaps ol'nick? You seem plenty red
>>221155142I wanted to get Europa Universalis V but my laptop doesn’t have enough specs to run it
Even south Sudan produced Gout GoutSomalian athletes?Do they exist?
>>221155108poo screm
>>221155088He's British
>>221155088right so that's 1 (one)
he should die because he's brownend of storynext topic
>>221155184> A man who is goung around stabbing people is more likely to have a bomb vest on than a wallet full of money>peopleBUT YOU DIDNT SAY PEOPLE YOU SAID JEWS STOP FUCKING LYING AND TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH IT
>>221155142mad how this one company utterly controls my lifethey have made heroin
>>221155217this post is a racist dogwhistle
Mousey is the AVGN of /brit/ Diego is the PewDiePie of /brit/ Spaino is the Mickey Pearce of /brit/
>>221154926suicide postponed
>>221155228there's a lot of truth in this
strumming my banjo and drinking some tucky bourbon
>>221155221alright mate I'd advise you to take a chill pill
ya like dags?
ladsI was at a toil thing earlierMedian age of about 35, naturally everyone kept talking about their wives and children.I work with some unattractive motherfuckers, but their wives are fucking gourgeous.Am I such an incel that that surprised me? I've approached girls and they say "ew" and tell me to fuck off.Perhaps I'm super duper ugly.It just shocked me desu. In the age of Hinge and Tinder for uggo people in their late 20s/early 30s to have pretty partners.
>>221154869he's got a very orangutan-ish face, doesn't he?
>mum's wifealways howl at this always catches me by surprise
>>221155142state of the new CK3 expansion bundle
how can i cut me hair like this at home
>>221155270dull cunt
mfers will have 30 games in their backlog and be like "there's nothing to play"
>>221155241didn't you find her escort pagetime to go stateside again
>>221155297me
>the ONLY reason you could possibly think the jew stabby towel head might potentially be carrying a bomb is if you love israelleftypol has lost the plot
>>221155302yeah found it on simpcityi would desu
>>221155290lol
>>221155297I have 2 games euro truck simulator 2 and big ambitions
goblin caught on tape
the police knew he was a mentalist who was stabbing randoms because they knew about the stabbing on a paki he did earlier. zero reason to think he had a bomb that’s retarded. that said, i don’t really care about him getting kicked because shit happens in the moment in violent encounters
mad how easy it is to live life as a woman and yet they still complain
got a bit of a,lob on while i was stroking the catnot really on is it
>>221155332
>>221154926didnt think porn was your roadhouse deegs
god bless
Mousey is out there shagging… or getting shagged
>>221155332cusackfunny
>>221155348
told her i'm big as bieber and she ain't belieb me
Just seen a gnome in the garden
tooth still hurts
3 dayer for posting lugia vore stomach porn has endedluuuush!
>>221155397more of a kde plasma man myself
(8) stuck in lugia's stomach alone (8)
might go down the bayou
are you spending too much time alone?
refute this
"I'm the first in my family to go to University; no one in my family has gone to University before."Thank goodness she added the second part of the sentence to explain the first part, otherwise I'd have been totally lost.
>>221155476>tomatoget that shit out of here
you wear the moon just like a spotlight all nighti will follow you :)
>>221155476burgers are healthy, don't believe the vegan poofs
>>221155469i'm better off alone
>>221155476only the lettuce, onion and tomato is healthy though
feeling strangely optimistic about how much i hate you lotim truly not one of your kindcheers lads =P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE1RRZrl_uolearning something new
http://v7p2k9z4q6n1m3x8j5r0t4y6l9s2b5w8e1u3i6o9p0a2s4d6f8g7h5j3k1.onion/media/20260501_211123.mp4
>>221155516what's wrong with red onion, pray tell?
>>221155516oh shut up you woke bitch
>>221155476The cheese and patty are not healthyThe cheese is American cheese processed crapThe patty is likely 20% fat mince and cooked with a lot of oilThe bun isn't great either
>>221155522>.onion
>>221155468alright amos moses
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>>221155522
>>221155221because he was stabbing jews matehe stabbed JEWS
sitting in my evil incel lair doing an evil laugh
>>221155469It is better to sit in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling women, and in a common house.
>>221155522360p quality is unacceptable in 2026even for this
>>221155522fuck sake I didn't clock this was an onion link so I just pressed embednow I'm going to bumhole rape jail to get my bumhole raped
never been nolanever been chicagonever been san fran never been tucson ne'er been san anton' like to see em all
>>221155469yes just me and catberg most of the time
>>221155596>>>/int/cum
Getting this evening’s PJW
>>221155610american website
>>221155469home alone and eating bean just call me macaulay bulking
Did everyone see Mark Allen's pink earlier? Beautiful stuff.
it's almost gemini season >:>
I'm too pussy for that shit
>>221155647hit the ball with a stick did he
>>221155476Most foods aren't inherently healthy or unhealthy. A healthy diet is about eating a balanced variety of foods.A sliver of iceberg lettuce, red onion, and tomato doesn't even constitute a single portion of vegetables, making burgers alone unhealthy because they're too heavy in fat and carbs and lacking in many other nutrients
spurs bros...
might go to the shops when they open and get some chips and gravyand fresh mozarella to make pizza
got the 'adio 'ead on
all that hatred in him has deformed his noggin
>>221155682then what
>>221155596I've been to chi, SF, Tucson and San Antonio. I've been to Louisiana but didn't go to nola.
just got into bed, time to drift off thinking about the toilfu
>>221155693probably go home and rot in my incel bedroom for the rest of the day
RebootRemakeRebootRemake
>>221155695How's San Anton? It's the only city in Texas I'm interested in seeing really
TRY MIGHT ! give NEVER ! BACKS NOT DOWN !! held high for MOMENT WAIT !!! tick ticks ticks ... CLOCK BY PATIENT THIN WAITER !! tick ... NOW !
>>221155596ive only been to san diego and new york
barry white saved my life and if barry white saved your life or got your back with your ex wife sing barry white and it's alright
>>221155716same lad but won't be eating chips and pizza I'll just be hungrily existing in my smelly flat
>>221155787that him that did Cillit Bang?
angery
come now gentlemen, your love is all i craveyoull still be in the circus while im laughinglaughingin my grave
did incels exist in medieval time
14600 steps today. had nothing else to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm22AogSULg
>>221155823yeah if you were an autist freak they would send you to be a shepherd in the hills
>>221155807get a yummy kebab mate treat yourself
>>221155746For me it was underwhelming I'd say. I liked Austin and Dallas more, plus visiting the little town up north where my grandfather was born and the population hasn't changed at all since then. San Antonio felt similar to El Paso.
>>221155823no
What is a smart fridge? What makes it smart?
>Keir Starmer has learnt of Wes Streeting’s leadership campaign plot after plans were accidentally leaked to No 10 staff
>>221155855wears a suit and tie
>>221155843straight line mission across the entire uk was it
>>221155870no just walked around all the bits of Australia that's worth seeing
>>221155870racist dogwhistle
>>221155843good lad
>>221155882done him
up late watching river monsters
>>221155870omg like.. youtuber!!!
sex with Yuffie
>>221155882scuhreaming
>>221155882done him>>221155870crikey he's bloody done you
>>221155882flattened that antipodean ant
>>221155882and you've done him
>>221155897fucking bent bastard fuck off
mad how thirdies name their pet dogs dog
>>221155900watch Aaahh Real Monsters instead
didn't deserve one (You) let alone five
crying now
Jus so you know five years back I banged a folk from your country called Ian, nice guy.We met in Greece during the summer
Ross country bros Not like this
>>221155950>Ianscreamingian got bummed by a jew
wypipo be like heres my dog steve
>>221155950new Ian lore just dropped
>>221155947*sucks your winky*
buying a can of monster from bossman before he closes for the night
*thread overdub* Ian posts here under the alias "Mousenonce"
Life after 30 is the end credits. It goes for as long as you want it to I suppose, but others have stopped watching your movie. They've stopped tuning in.
>>221155983real bossman never closes. he's there 24/7/365
I'm 31, how will this affect my chances with sexy middle aged women?
New>>221156015>>221156015>>221156015
>>221155998
>>221155998no one was ever watching my shitty slow burn mumblecore life
>>221155162speaker system.no planes on 9/11
>>221155270no this is normal and its just a headfuck. I posted in another thread about meeting girls I thought I might stand a chance with and no matter how low I set my standards every single time they're always in some long term relationship
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
