the netherlands edition
shaking the booty
hi
shaking the poo dispenser
Big fan of bilingualism.
>>221160845shake it girldo yo thang
man like rajat
>>221160854you'd love canadian bureaucracy
>>221160816what in the sam hill
tormented by worry of the futureendless tasks nd to do lists that only grow largersprinting to an early grave just to sy ive been there
dogs been barking all night that's not right
we are the brit team brit teamsacked twanny sacked twanny sacked twanny
hate having short hairwish i never got it cut
Wonder what it's like to be with a bird in an one-way open relationship. You can shag as many birds as you like, but she remains faithful to you. Shit would be so gas.
>>221160908дoггo
BREATHEBREATHE IN AIRDON'T BE AFRAID TO CARE
>>221160918shut it pieman
would you wear wooden shoes?
Torchwood is a bizarre showIanto watches Jack pump bullets into his gf then he's suddenly shagging him the next episode? Just bizarre
woofwoofbarkwoof
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair
>>221160931wish I had some loud rn :/
phwoaarpropa gud wun dis
got the 'looking_at_viewer disgust' sorted
>>221160957sounds just as good on 4 tinnies x
>>221160949for me it's toshiko
>This is how I dance away my blues in my pair of wooden shoes...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxPfkczcc0
whenever i see the parents, dad always blaming all his problems on brown peoplemum always blaming dad for all her problems
why do femoids love this show
I certainly was in the right
>>221160964on the booru eh? X
>>221161001well that's
its actually hilarious how every evening the same 5 or 6 freaks clock in like its their shift and spam absolute pish for hours
i mean those tits are insane
>>221160943
for me it's after_fellatio stray_pubic_hair
/brit/ really just like>took a big loo me>rorke won't like this>alri lads>saw a peng one
イギリスは強い。
how bad is the average young persons diet because ive cut out ultra processed food and dont eat any junk like crisps fast food fizzy drinks ready meals aside from a few biscuits and the biweekly chicken pie here and there and i feel like im starting to mog based on diet alone
this lass couldnt get her eyes from my eyesnot sure if it was the handsome or weirdo look tho
>>221161020ktim
>>221161031僕のヒーロー、シーサイドマークみたいに、ちょっとうなり声を上げてみるよ
>>221161027right well thats me done
The lunatics have taken over the asylum
Winston Churchill saved Britain. Salute!
>>221161037the average young person in 2026 eats almost 100% deliveroo slop and energy drinks and probably couldn't even identify vegetables placed in front of them
>>221161020
>>221161027mad how other generals actually have discussions about things
>>221161037what do you eat insteadfeel like my diet is a bit too runtish
>>221161054なんか、アニメソングの歌詞みたいですね。
>>221161027can ascertain at least 15 different convo topics from these 4 statements alonejf just don't understand
going to go the entire weekend without wankingneed to get off the muck if I'm to have any chance of a normal relationship
>>221161037Very poor. Have noticed a major uptick in seriously picky eaters among my students in the last few years - as in: won't eat anything except chicken nuggets and chips picky. Don't really give a shit because it's not my job, just an observation.
>>221161052and now i'm feeling very very VERY depressed
Glad to see ordinary people in Coleraine, Northern Ireland stepping up this morning near a primary school. Locals rightly detained a man of Middle Eastern appearance who was acting suspiciously outside the school and held him at the bus stop until the PSNI arrived. A 20 year old was arrested.
>>221161066just seen rorke's willy
>>221161085are you a sexy brazilian girl x
>>221161037>junk like crisps fast food fizzy drinks ready mealsthis is what most of them are eating if they're not ordering delivery sloponly about 20% of young people eat 5 fruit/veg a day and 5 is considered a low minimum
>>221161059i feel superior>>221161076lots of cheese, sourdough bread, pasta, roasts when my mum makes it, sometimes chicken pies, fresh chicken and sometimes other meats, peas, carrots, jacket potato and fruit but mostly in smoothiesdefinitely not the best because my mum is out here having nuts and salad for every meal but i think its decent enough, the main thing is i stay away from ultra processed food
>>221161083the toilfu literally doesn't like anything except roast chicken dinners, plain chocolate and McDonald's. She also doesn't really like alcohol which is arguably a plus
>>221161103It's shockingly common among the under 25s. Genuinely do not know what went wrong since I will eat literally anything. I would eat people if it were legal. We've gone from one of the most experimental generations re: food to one of the most conservative. It's almost a childlike kind of regression. Think it's part of a broader trend of prolonged adolescence t.bh
i am plantman
>>221160963phwoar good post diss
drake is didy man
My cold incel heart has been somewhat thawed as I've fallen in love with a woman For the first time in years I actually want to better myself
>>221161145evil fakecel
>>221161163I'm 25 and a virgin Also she doesn't feel the same way about me
>>221161145does she know you're in love with her or do you just glare at her whilst she isn't looking like a freak
spring time for rorkeyganbare rorke!
anyone else feeling a mix of lazy + hungry + depressed + jealous or just me
>>221161117>It's almost a childlike kind of regression.covid absolutely fucked the entire younger generationnever used a delivery app in my life until the coof rolled around
>>221161171typical third world mindset
>>221161171buzzing off the beer mate can't relate honestly x
>>221161117it's bad parenting, pure and simple. Children aren't being exposed to a wide variety of different foods any more so they grow up only liking nuggets and chocolate milk
>>221161169Horrible comment Crabs in a bucket mentality
>>221161175i think people who say this are pussies and i used to laugh at my classmates talking about how covid was affecting their mental health because it didnt affect me at all as a friendless autistic shut inwas just happy to get the time off school
>I would eat people if it were legal.
>>221161145seize that energy lad, everyone has the power to change
>>221161083how old are your students?
>>221161191boring, pointless gif
>>221161190ktim literally ktim
>>221161216Sixth form so 17-18
>>221161191game changing gif that completely changed the game
>>221161209Thanks lad
this is my exact face right nowi should go to sleep
>>221161217clearly not boring enough for you not to reply
>>221161190nah you're mostly correct, people talk about it like some kind of harrowing life-changing experience but it was like 2 weeks of not being able to go out
>>221161241butyoure browm
>>221161190>as a friendless autistic shut injust means you had your covid equivalent much earlier in life. years of stunted social and educational development fucks normal people up
>>221161241it's more like this
>>221161233mad that this exact scenario happened in the stone age as well
can we not be rude to the brazilian please
>>221161256not really. im actually half decent at conversation because i ask questions and pretend to be interested just not interested in actual friendships beyond being cordial to work colleagues and general politeness. im happy in my little room working on my little hobbies, other people just bother me and get in the way. dont think i turned out too weird just very introverted.
how do you fall in love thoughI've had multiple gfs and at no point have I ever felt I wanted to jump in front of a bullet for them like I have for my bergsmy girlfriend is sleeping in bed right now and if she died in her sleep I would be just mildly disappointed in all honesty don't like feeling this way but I do
>>221161233wonder if dogbergs think chimps are just little hairy children
>>221161279that's weird matewe are a social species
Anything you can poo I can poo better, I can poo anything better than you
>>221161269right well that's a magnificent set of tits
*looks for advice to complicated relationship matters from 4chan users*
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>221161279sounds like me, you're probably schizoid too
>>221161297yeah its a bit weird but its not calling myself mabel and cutting off my wang or unable to go outside without melting down weird so i didnt do too bad
>>221161285I've only felt true love in a dream so I couldn't tell you
might become a hasidic jew
>>221161285don't understand how you can be in a relationship with someone you feel nothing for, would honestly rather stay alone
AND IF THE BAND YOU'RE IN STARTS PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNESI'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
Going bed times soon team. Played some Dragon Quest XI. Was surprised to discover I actually started it in early March. So in almost two months I've got about 12 hours of play time in it. It's alright but it doesn't grab me like other JRPG games do.
>>221161196The best thing about Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal is after a while you're like...yeah I'd let him eat me.
sir joel webbon
>>221161285you sound like a sociopath or severely anhedonic/alexithymic
>>221161169>glare at her whilst she isn't looking like a freakktim
*ignores tilde*
>you sound like a sociopath or severely anhedonic/alexithymic
*enters the thread*
>>221161269corr would shsg dem breasticles, blow ripes and glaze the nips
>>221161359Fuck up piehead
I've been mad for fucking years, been over the edge for yonks
>>221161359you didn't though because he'll read your post and pop a boner at the denigration
>>221161377bodied that freak
Need to sniff Emma Watson's fart gas.
dreamt about the ex bf freak, and he seemed nice and happy with his new life.finally gave some sense of comfort as I usually had nightmares about him and his disgusting attitude constantly before we ended.TWU
goodnight my friends in /brit/
>>221161425*kisses you goodnight*
Dadberg calling Indians curry munchers to their face and calling islanders coconuts and then having a moan about how the system is racist to him cause he’s Māori.
>>221161425I love you sleep tight xx
I'm going to bed too. Wish me goodnight team!
>>221161439go get fat and bald quicker
>>221161425*tucks you in tightly and reads you a bedtime story*
>>221161439s
*cricket chirp as tilde shuffles off to bed*
>>221161456Odd thing to say but alright
>>221161439do a haka for us
>>221161450this isn’t a work email.
What were my ancestors onnnnnnnnn
>>221161467Fuck you piehead I'll deal with you tomorrow >>221161476We are a team
imagine looking like this and still being able to cheatmad mental mindboggling
Feeling sad and lonelyShould I have some THC drinksOr will that make me sadder
>>221161477Probably mixing themselves up
>>221161494*hugs you*
>>221161486Can guarantee she has a banging body
>>221161499why are you responding to a stupid fat yank muttoid who doesn't belong here?don't bothering answering because I don't care
>>221161486let a woman live
>>221161494*hugs you while you're already being hugged*
Love when you shag a bird and put your thumb on her arsehole and then when you go home you can still smell her shite on your hands but it smells good
is it possible for someone who is 100% english no irish/scottish/welsh/any outsider ancestry to have black hairi dont think ive seen it, let alone black hair and blue eyes
>>221161500thanks mateyeah now do a haka for us
>>221161511:> tee hee
>>221161524don't know don't care
>>221161524yeah i done seen it myself
why are maori so good looking while australian abos so fucking ugly
>>221161527Haven’t done the haka since school, can’t remember it sorry
Rorke's taint.
>>221161524Possible? Well I suppose through mutations yeah
>>221161554Why arent you out on the frontlines in ukraine
>>221161486>still being able to cheatno idea why you would think that would be a barrier
>>221161560What do you mean through mutations? Isn't it just a regular hair colour and combination?
>>221161567you're responding to an actual bothe never replies to anyone
I went mental like 5 years ago and I'll never be normal again
>>221161524The notion of 100% pure 'x' race is a complete meme
>>221161511everyone can reply and I can’t, ffs you don’t let me do anything mum.
>>221161584how so
About to drop 7 grand on a car with 140k miles on it because the used car market is fucked and thats all I can afford
>>221161524Well what is ‘100% English’? It would be insanely unlikely that anyone in the uk has pure Celtic genes with no Roman, no Norman and no Anglo Saxon heritage. If you mean the original britons who were apparently quite swarthy and dark according to romans
>>221161590Genetic testing has proven it. Nobody is 100% pure anything.
>>221161579Had an existential episode when I was like 18/19 which is 14/13 years ago that I’ve never quite recovered fromJust temporarily distract myself but maybe that’s just life
just found out that the word taboo comes from maori and other polynesian languages
>>221161576You think there are bots floating around this general just posting random statements? I assumed he was on the spectrum or something.
>>221161593don't forget to say thank you
>>221161576gay white knighting why do you care
Love the cure, can’t stand the smiths, simple as
>>221161593americans are slaves to the automotive industry
Eating a garlic clove right now.
>>221161616He hasnt been president for 10 years bud, theres a certain orange coloured cunt Id put my money on being his fault.
Mad how Jesus’s ‘suffering’ is such a big deal when so many groups of people suffered much worse than him before and after. Wanker
>>221161597Nobody here has Roman heritage at least. They didn’t settle.
>homer bimpson
>>221161645What? You’re retarded. Learn about history mate, you live in probably the most interesting country historically and you don’t even know the basica
>>221161645What about brits with big noses
>>221161630nope, it was maobama, kiddo
>>221161657Romans didn’t leave a genetic footprint. They built shit but didn’t breed with the locals or settle in large qualities. >>221161658Britonnic genes o algo
every time i leave the house people are looking more american cant explain it just the way they’re dressed and their ethnicity and obesity strange things are happening
>>221161593I spent 11 grand on a car with 37k miles on it
>>221161627Yeah its fairly shit, a few trains, bike lanes and walking paths would be nice
What to get rid of racism? Kill 99.9% of all people and have the remainder (whites) breed
>>221161670oh ok
>>221161554strong islander genes
deary deary DEARY me
what kind of insult is piehead anyway
>>221161688What type of car was it? Ive looked all over but cars are just so expensive here even for the shit boxes.
>>221161710piehead ahh question
>>221161657romans thought briton women were all muntersthey went back home to their italian wives after building a few forts
So up in Rotherham over the last week 24 dead rabbits have been found shot and hung up in trees. Weird place.
>>221161642one of the main scholarly arguments for the historicity of things in the bible is ‘this is embarrassing or degrading for Jesus so there’s no way they’d add it if it didnt happen’never got that cause the whole religion is about wanking over how much he suffered like you say
>>221161720Reckon it was you know who's
imagine a load of men all meeting up to discuss werewolf pornit not right
>>221161713mk7 golf TDII love it so much I named it Claudia
>>221161720do brits have places where weird inbred people do freaky stuff like appalachia
>>221161729Dire wolf isn’t a werewolf it’s just a big wolf
>>221161726lebanon looks like sacha baron cohen
>>221161729
>>221161734It's always provincial towns near big cities. And parts of the countryside. Yeah most places desu.
got mozarella passata and basil going to try making pizza
>>221161736right so that's just actual bestialitynot even trying to hide it
>>221161729youjustKNOW
there was an actual inbred kid at my school and his parents get arrested for being evil
>>221161734no we have no truly rural places left because of woke
>>221161730Yeah I like volkswagens, Im getting a jetta. Mostly for the wife Im sick of sharing a car with her.
>>221161766is that an actual charge
>>221161766CK3 ah ah popup event
>>221161729They walk among us, that's the real horror
WATCH THISWATCH ME GO
really finding it hard to stop thinking about her
>>221161774no but we never found out what the real reason was so we extrapolated
>>221161791ktim
Bought a Polo me and as a non-family haver there's nothing more I could ask for. My only gripe is the wingmirrors don't automatically go in when you park.
>>221161776lolol
Becoming a Freudian psychoanalyst and implanting fake memories and motivations into my clients
need to wait 3 hours until I can buy chocolate
>>221161812Convince bored women they were molested as children
>>221161814fucked up that mate
a lot of places in the uk and nz are rough asfuck basically ‘hoods’ from the US in the uk i believe they are called council estates guessing most posters here live in one because we are all waste men
>>221161842feel like most posters here are either posh layabouts or council house scum
>>221161842they aren't nearly as bad as American hoods
Straight outta peppermint grove a young nigga named Gazza
that's rorke done
pete townshend just accidently reposted a reel on instagramit's a video of three toddlers
>>221161854true tbf america is something else i characterise uk ones as generally worse than here and nz
>>221161868I know how to make bricks and mortar actually lol
>>221161868why did boomers feel the need to explain every joke
>>221161877um
>>221161692Come on Chud, there are cute Sheboons and shit.https://files.catbox.moe/b1elsb.mp4
>>221161899go look it's true
>>221160792Little disgusting rodent of a man
>>221161854I don't have any reason to go to a black neighborhood
>>221161842um actually I live in a quiet cul-de-sac in a small 99.9% white town
Need beautiful med gf
woah...
>>221161916>Me writing the perfect email for my job application:>No reply>Jeffrey Epstein writing to 3 former presidents:>lol u wnt 2 fuk?
>>221161929me on the bottom right
>>221161929they beatin unc's ass !!
Leftypol going on holiday to o block
Dogberg doing my fucking head in
>>221161944lol
>>221161313Why you awake then
wish i had been born in 1910
Might quit drinking, I keep making a fool of myself at social events. Anyone else have this problem?
wish i had not been born
the irisha peculiar people
Imagine Emma Watson's bum sat on your face.
shamone hee hee
<3
>>221162058love may
>>221161995>social eventsFONT
May is the best month of the year.
lots of rain in may
>>221161923right and no middle class brit has any reason to go to a council estatethis is how class works, well done
i'm 1/8th cypriot
>>221162078April showers bring May flowers
May is my birthday!
>>221162097me toowhat day
>>221162100All of it it was a 744 hour birth
>>221162109that's mad that 0_0
found dr pepper at the shops but its made in the ukone day i will try true made in the USA patriotic corn syrup dr pepper
>>221161995no im locked the fuck in at all times
the usa? makes me sick
my mumberg is literally like thisanything invented post 1979 is alien to herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxWJcEmm78c
You will play Nearer my God to Thee and put me in the ground. No more than an hour at most. Anything else is superfluous.
>>221161995when I drink I just go quiet and eventually fall asleep, which arguably is making a fool of myself too but through being boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFWlU4fgpiw
Sir Laura Loomer
eat hungy
have you noticed that most people are incredibly stupid and evil?
>>221161868
>>221162244yeah
>>221161145Late response but yeah, a good woman will change your life for the better. Hope it works out well for you, fren.
>>221162236the woke has gone bloody mental
>>221162250replying to a yank is both those things
right well that's another haircut booked with the fit zoomer lass who always has her tummy exposed
>>221162153you'll be part of us soon dw
>>221162262Unironic hatred of your brothers across the pond is brown-coded.
Grangle grangle
>>221162274real
Sex ought to be made illegal and infact the opposite sexes shouldn't even be allowed in contact with each other
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
>>221162266dangerous and downright stupid
done a cum
I grew up here to English parents so obviously I have no accent. Last Summer I went to visit my grandfather in Great Yarmouth and a bunch of zoombers on the bus started bullying me>"Oi, are you a yank?" >Uhhh no I was born here but grew up in the US >"This fucking yank says he was born here!">I'm just on the fucking bus bro leave me alone >They all laugh
>>221160816I rode my bike from there over to lake michigan once. Was nice
>>221162318no chance a group of kids on a bus would say yankmarking this post as #fiction
This was the best modern MK game. Everything that followed was woke slop.
>>221162306look buddy if I'm able to sit in a comfy chair and chat with an attractive girl while she unknowingly rubs her boobs and fanner against me then I'm going to do it as often as possible yeah?
doing a sleep
Pink undies with skidmarks.
>>221162377no
You're an agent of the matrix
heath ledger the only nigga to have ever been named heath
>>221162436>>221162436>>221162436
I woke up at 10 PM.
>>221162435source??
>>221162445based
>>221162404am i??
>>221162450name anotherdare you
>>221162472memy IRL name is heath johnsonno joke.
I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
>>221162482shut up
>>221162442
