I hate tourists but sometimes I hang out near them in case they would ask me for tips or directions due to my better-than-average knowledge of the english language.
>>221166458you just want that tourist c#ck, slut
>>221166458>I hate touristsWhy are PIGS like this?
>>221166458>Hola buey; donde'sta la fuente? La famosa, pues. Fuente famosa... me eh'tiendes, buey? Fwen-TEH.
>>221166458you don't look like that
>>221166458You don't look like this and you will never be a woman
>>221166496Because they met the Br*tish>>221166543He does.>>221166458You look like that.>>221166490Yes, and?
>>221166496You debase our existence by turning our land into an amusement park and our people into butlers and waiters. You indirectly shape the economy of a region by turning it into a grotesque caricature of what it once was while driving away the original italians who lived there, whom they now have to deal with seasonal business practices and aritificially bloated cost of life for having the "privilege " to live in what used to be a nomal hamlet and is now an international hotspot for influencers and Hollywood divas. Tourism sucks.
>>221166570hope that you get kidnapped by hamas pipo and taken to their s#x dungeon
>>221166458Ordinary Euro people can manage the English language easily.
I tell them go straight and ask someone
>>221166573Thank god I'm to poor to travel
>>221166573>you debase our existence by having fun and by supporting local businessWhy are meds such ungreatful pieces of shit?
>>221166458>eyy bella tony where can I getta da mozzarella pizza around 'ere
>>221166605They'd love that deusu
Cocks...
>>221166458I would ask you for directions and then say "wow your English is really good." I would get the directions I needed and you would feel good about your English and everyone would be happy and peace would reign on Earth.
>>221170137you owe him sex
>>221169992Anniemay?
>>221166458I stay the fuck away from them
>>221166573Uhhh so don't give out visas??
>>221169167If you're kind i will direct you to the original neapolitan pizzeria, if you're rude i'll send you straight to aziz's döner and takeway.
>>221171130do you look like that?
