Oliver Kahn edition
hehe
just read that dexter gets away with it in the end
just found out that somalian also stabbed a Muslim in that Golders Green attackFucking news kept that one quiet lol
have never consumed any non-carling liquid
>>221167232his parents never find his lab?
just can't respect clav after he got framemogged by the ACU frat leader
>>221167232aren't they making another series still where he has to raise his son to be a responsible serial killer?
>>221167232dexter fletcher?
>>221167250he moves to oregon and works at a sawmill
hungry but cba to get up and make food.quite the conundrum.
Dexter’s mum’s fat arse
got the army dreamers by kate bush on
>>221167316would
big fan of dexter's midnight runners and their 80s pop hit 'come off it irene'
>>221167317ktimwhat's on the menu
rorkes gable wall
>>221167365scrambled eggy weggies
>>221167377hate it when pakistani dementors interrupt my mourning desu
Drinking mercury
>>221167378might make boiled egg soldiers meself
>>221167316Imagine plastering her glasses with your nut after smashing her into delirium
will you oblige the Nige on Thursday lads?
Sir papis cisse
>>221167438no i will disparage the farage
is Dexter ill is Dexter ill is Dexter ill is Dexter ill
Remember to use your knife with your left hand, fork with right. I'm serious too, don't fuck around.
finally someone called out these grifting pickmes
twitter screenshots is it
back from the gym, everyone was looking at my girthy legs in Sainsburys afterwards
>>221167475saying something stupid but doing it loudly isn't calling out
>>221167377Why do they never mention India? Always Pakistanis
>>221167502indians arent muslim
>>221167482yh
>>221167471is this the sort of culinary barbarism they practice in the united states?
>griftingI think this word has lost all meaning
why did joanne write harry potter so bad?
>>221167516Well like 20% of them are but that’s not what I was talking about anyway
>frogpostersi think these "people" have lost all value
>>221167556dont know, why did joanne write harry potter so bad?
>>221167532so has 'incel'
>>221167532that's what people who have fallen for grifter scams say, yes
>>221167530Told you not to fuck around. Look at me.
Pearly.Penile.Papules.
just simply don't know what to do with myself
>>221167594why not watch the pitt series 2
when you come out your shit is gone
>>221167600idk what that is
not installing any social media (facebook, twitter, tiktok, insta, snapchat), or following any twitch streamers etc was probably the best thing i've ever done for my mental healthI mean I don't know how alternate universe me is doing, but people who are absorbed in all that shite don't seem to be doing so well mentally
>>221167592Have a bent bum boy chew them off for you
>>221167641tv programme
>>221167647chicken and the egg problem desu
>>221167647youre on 4chan nigga
catberg has hurt her paw
>>221167684she's in my prayers x
>>221167684take her to a vet rn
I would sniff up Emma Watson's farts.
>>221167532Most words have now.
sneezed and a snot came out and went in my beard
overslept and now i feel like shit
mental how you can fuck your life up entirely by making a couple of wrong decisions age 16 then you just have to sit and wallow in misery for the rest of your life
>>221167566Because she was just POTTERING around!
>>221167532Grifting means people, often on the internet, speaking or writing really stupid opinions because they can make money from it. For example, Alex Jones claiming that the Sandy Hook shooting was faked, because his conspiratorial rhetoric tricks some people into thinking that Jones is speaking the truth, and therefore they give money to Jones (e.g. buying his dietary supplements).>>221167563An incel is a person who doesn't have sex, despite wanting it. Actually, I would argue that "incel" in its modern usage goes a bit further than that. It's not just someone who lacks sex despite wanting it - for a person to be an incel, they also have to be a bitter loser, incapable of changing their own behaviour, who blames the world for their problems.
Happy 11th Birthday to Princess Charlotte
imagining how alysa liu's face and racoon hair would look after she was in one of those dogfart blowbang scenes and like 15 jungle bbcs have spunked over her
>>221167556It's lowkey a biblical story.
>>221167736think most bad decisions you make when you're 16 can be resolvedunless you like murder someone or called shamima begum or whatever
>>221167737haha
>>221167560well thats the answer to your question anyway
Listen, I don't like fat women but I do like shagging them
can't post what i think about that
>>221167757I made the decision to get a job straight after school and not do A-Levels or go to university. I'll never be a person that did A-Levels or went to university at the appropriate age. I'm fucked.
I want to purchase this vehicle
>>221167783go ahead i allow you
>>221167788no i don't think you are i think many people who don't have a levels or a degree live happy and fulfilling lives
>>221167796soon to be banned in Sir Polanski's Britain
>>221167681yeah but this is more like an internet forum rather than doomscrolling 10 second videos of women's arses and undisclosed ads from rich peoplenot as taxing on the ol mentul elf
>>221167820Why?
>>221167796the rorkemobile
>>221167816Maybe you're right.
>>221167796a fine motor
>>221167556Childrens book mate. Fairly standard book with too many adjectives
>>221167827they hate cars, especially old polluting cars like that
>>221167796when i say 11*14 is 152 and my half Roman friend corrects me
>>221167852tough one to find that one was
>>221167866deary me
>>221167866this is what i imagine every yank coastal elite couple is like. must be millions of these freaks in boston/san francisco. looks just like rivers cuomo and his missus lol
Apu selling spoiled meat but it’s ok because he did a song and dance
>>221167743>Actually, I would argue that "incel" in its modern usage goes a bit further than that. It's not just someone who lacks sex despite wanting it - for a person to be an incel, they also have to be a bitter loser, incapable of changing their own behaviour, who blames the world for their problems.Woke femoid nonsense. Women taking a word for oppressed undesirable men and using it to attack the already weak. Incel forums are full of looks self improving types and maxxers. The blackpilled ones aren't trying to get sex but laugh at the charade
nth for the holodem
>>221167896Let's get an early life check on Matt Groening
> started up Tinder last night>two likes after an hour sick>non-white women Being ginger is a curse
>>221167890post your wife rorke
all of the lights dun dun dun den den den
got me khaki shorts on x
SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT WHY CANT I JUST BE RICH I HATE THIS FUCKING LIFE
>>2211679215th anniversary this year thank you very much
>>221167765LOVE fat women, me
>>221167932cotton-linen blend brunello cucinelli for me x
decided i will do a quick tidy up, take the bin out, then watch tele for the rest of the day x
>>221167917oh poor you. utter freak
>>221167952thats me done x
>>221167922Mad how popular she got, I don't understand. I liked her bright lights album but didn't listen to much of her beyond that
after a certain age it becomes rather strange for a man to be on tinder
>>221167917might be time to convert to islam and get an arranged marriage with one of those balkan women
just rorke blasted mumberg>LE YOU CANT JUST STEAL THE GRAPHICS CARD FROM YOUR DADSTEINS PC WHEN HES OUT AT WORK XDDDDDwhat a tranny. 2 corinthians 12 you ugly man in a wig.
>>221167890Why dont they shag the hapa girls
i kno they b praying 4 my downfall
got no eggs
big fan of feminine women not these ones nowadays that act and talk like blokes
>>221167977>sheUhh...
>>22116798838 year old here, divorced, on tinder now looking for a new lassi put my age range at 18-28 but not having much luchmight need to go for a hag
>>221168008those hags on the left freaking the fuck out and seething
Thinking of all the 22 year old girls at the speeddating event I went to. Bitch go to the clubs!
>>221168026what about pint gf
>>221168046they don't want one night stands
>>221168028They/them is an autistic freak gender
yeah i just know this bank holiday weekend will be spent steamingalready on the 8.4% k ciders and got porn on in the backgroundnasty evil neet me
>>221168059Rolling for pang pang x
>>221168058Kanye's possibly autistic, but I don't remember him being trans.
>>221168059Rollin
>>221168087why did you post this?
>>221168087wow shes got an awfully big fannard!
>>221168078I was thinking of Ellie Goulding omds
>>221168099dont engage with him
just sent £100 in google play gift cards to the new protogf, feels so good to be able to help a woman in need
>>221168087>wiccaOf course
rewatched the good the bad and the ugly and realised how silly it was, i'd class it as a comedy. you've got these super alert killers who wake up and shoot someone but next scene someone just sneaks up on them in the middle of the desert like nibba how did you not notice him.
>>221168111what's his endgame?
>>221168133another gay man
so are we just not posting today
ladsthe posts
>>221168165/brit/ is a normie generalsuns out everyone's out with friends
>>221168165Not particularly
Ai?
Support local businesses :)
All of 4chan is dead these days. Post count per day is about a quarter what it used to be.Have a guess what caused this.
Farts come from that.
got /brit/ open on the laptop while scrolling tiktok on my phone. think this will have really positive effects on my brain
>>221168165there was an especially bad schizo hours earlier so i clocked out for a while yeah
>>221168204i'm going to play a video game while watching porn soon
>>221168190ai
>>221168190lmao obviously look at her fucking leg and toesalso gando was never that thin
>>221168197thatll be £16 for a latte please sir
>Emma ass.pngFOY
Boycott local businesses. Always.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA
Y’all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
>>221168223hate this memea coffee from costa is about the same as independent cafesstill wouldn't buy themdont like coffeemore of a brandy man myselfbut you have to admit it's just corporate rhetoric and goys fell for it
>>221168202>Have a guess what caused thisEveryone suddenly got gfs en masse?
Raphael Houston proudly presents ...A rare offering within the historic Pentridge precinct, this former prison cell has been adapted as a private wine cellar
>>221168252You're talking nonsense mate. Can tell you haven't been outside in years
>>221168211>>221168217Is this one ai?
>>221168256Welp. That settles it. I'm COMING to AUSTRALIA!
>>221168210brilliant, hope i can be like you when i grow u
>>221168254The only people left here are those who were desperate enough to go through the initial phase for 5 difficult captchas for every post.
@grok pls verify
the ol' 125gb download to install a game
>>22116825615 photos for a prison cellgive it a rest raphael
right well that's the chocolate biscuits all stuck together and looking like a melted gooey pooey mess well done sunberg cheers for that
The fit
>>221168267i have bought coffee for people at work during my lunchtime incelwalks and i know for a fact local cafes do lattes for £3-4 which is the same as the chains
I have a ai bot that does the captchas for me it's not hard
>>221168298i keep my biscuits in a cool and dry airtight container away from direct sunlight to avoid this
>>221168294you wanted better graphics and bigger worlds rorke sorry but it comes at a cost
>>221168307i have a pass so i dont need to worry about captchas
>>221168294yeah it's mental how every time i open steam it downloads an extra 2gb per gamewhat is even in all those files? the update itself is usually something like "fixed bug where player dies when standing next to river"
rorke calling the black guy at work a mulignon fanook
happy now al rorke?
>>221168269absolutely. look at edie falco's mutant little finger
>>221168320original skyrim is like 8gb and it mogs most current gen open worlds
The people on 4chan unironically have better mental health than the people on all the other social medias
Aura
>>221168338I didn’t even notice that you’re good at this
>>221168336they are literally the least targeted group of people in existence and they're acting like it's nazi germany here
>>221168336the extraordinary lengths that the media, the police, and the government will go to avoid talking about the attacker's first victim is insane
>>221168059threadly reminder they'd all fuck clav
>>221168346different kind of mental health problems
>>221168066too early youll be in bed by 3pm then wake up hungover at 10pm
still thirteen minutes until i can play my game
stepdad who literally never speaks to me just randomly out of nowhere said “why do you spend so much time in your bedroom” how about you fuck off you fucking dick!!!
>>221168381i will pass out at for 40 minutes then wake up feeling shit and continue drinkingand tomorrow i'll probably be here whining about my life and talking about suicide
>>221168343that game is clearly generations behind in graphics technology
>>221168392hes done you without trying
Reckon at some point the world will circle back to being good again? A world free of homogeneity and capitalistic greed?Probably not, but it's a nice thought.
just remembered ian watkins
>>221168392we've got literal 15 year olds posting here
>>221168398yeah but should modern games really be twenty times larger
never spoke to my step dad in the ~22 years or so he was with my mum. No point really. They broke up in the end, thus my decision to never bother getting to know him was vindicated.
>>221168410I’m 21
>>221168392you should spent less time in your bedroom tbf tho
might have a penny barber wank
>>221168403yeah it willsee: star trek
>>221168420reckon your mum ever put her finger in his bum?
>>221168405Last Train Home sound of the summer
mad how the western world has lost so many modern technology wars, electric cars etcwe just can't compete with china in several areas like batteries etc but everyone just acts like it's all fine, this is how empires fall isn't it, too blinded by your own pride and resting on your laurels...
if you don't play video games you can get by on a cheap computermost people don't do intensive graphics/computation stuff so even £400 does the jobbut if you're a manchild and wanna play the latest games you need to spend 2k for the gpu/cpu/monitors etcso fucking gay lmao grow up you could have used that money on something better
>>221168425I’m depressed I have no friends no life I have no where else to be thanks
>>221168403with the internet and globalism homogenity is guaranteed. no new culture will ever emerge. secularism will eventually take over. and that's unironically a good thing
>>221168446perhaps there's more to life than batteries
>>221168453like what
>>221168415and the tradeoff for that is significantly more detailed worlds. the majority of that disk space is the dense meshes and high resolution textures you all spend years begging for
>>22116842312 living with his stepdad that's even worse
>>221167188When I see how set pieces are taken in the EPL, with blocking the goalie and all that, I often wonder "what would Oliver Kahn do in this situation?" I think things would turn nasty real quick.
>>221168453my laptop cost me £1700, doesn't have dedicated graphics, and couldn't run counter strike at 60fps
>>221168470Season ticket to watch the Africans kick the ball
>Please unblock spur.us and mcl.io to proceed.actually I take it back only the most mentally ill would put up with 4chan captchas and post timers and captcha timers and thread slowness and completely dead boards and tracking and wait times to keep posting here and don't forget the bans for even mentioning any of this stuffremember the liverpool parade ramming and everyone in /brit/ getting banned for mentioning it while you could talk about it on /sp/ freely? Good times
>>221168454you should try a bit harder ok x
>>221168453What's the point of having a pc if you're not playing games on it? Literally just get a phone lol
>>221168490why didn't you get a desktop? you're paying for its size if it's a laptop, smaller components are way more expensive
>>221168494no i don't remember an individual thread from years ago sorry
>>221168392You mean the dad that stepped up
>>221168508can't britpost on the settee with a desktop can i
foid do be really like this
>>221168506zoomer logicyou really can't think of why a pc is better
got IDed in m&s at the grand old age of 31 and 10 months
>>221168509k
>>221168526>you really can't think of why a pc is betteryour response?
>>221168520done with the incel posts now?
>>221168455yeah the results so far have been WELL peng
>Wealthy families are fast-tracking lump-sum gifts to adult children and bringing forward planned pension income withdrawals ahead of a major inheritance tax shake-up next year.excellent news
Rorke + Black Pussy =
Cannot imagine doing anything on a phone other than calling. People actually browse the internet and use apps on a shitty little screen with a minuscule non-tactile "keyboard".
on /sp/ a peruvian was delighted at the thought of spurs going down this season This is how culture dies
>>221168560Granddaddy and daddy has everything in trust so tax man gets NOTHING and I get it ALL hahhahahahhaha
>Mental
time to open up my computer and go on the internet and go on websites
>>221167903You're doing exactly as I described: being a bitter loser, incapable of changing your own behaviour, and blaming the world for your problemsThat's why you're an incel runt
>>221168598the youth are sonic and sega pilledtake that mario
Gen Z wereover four times more likely to report suicidal thoughts,up tofive times more likely to report suicidal plans,and almost three times more likely toreport attempting suicide than other generations.
>>221168596Corrr imagine the threesomes!
Open the door. NOW.
>>221168588>Fewer good jobs>More job uncertainty>Property is more expensive, relative to wages, compared to the past>Amoral billionaires are trying to rule everything and destroy our rights>Those same amoral billionaires are starting wars and killing civiliansNot really a surprise that mental health is taking a hit
>>221168633i shall not mr vampire
>>221168627its all the tiktok and plastics
damn what happens after 90
dont know if i have an eating disorder or if im just greedy
>>221168596donkoid
>self-reported suicide attemptsnot a thing
>>221168656good god, we must protect the women. this is a national crisis
>>221168656>suicide by sexgiwtwm
>>221168673never heard of a ouija board?
I'm in love with the redhead gamestop girl
OK so snooker has fallen to the Chinese. Only darts remains
>>221168656might as well pack it in after 90what is there left
beautiful day out there lads i reckon i might go for an incel bike ride or maybe just get a bottle of wine and sit in the garden and drink it all the world is truly my oyster
I'M SICK OF PARRYSLOPWHY IS EVERY GAME PARRYSLOP NOW
i hate the sun i wish it was raining again
>>221168700https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777721076554996.webm
new wife just dropped
>>221168686I think you thought I was talking about self-reported suicides lad so I understand the joke you were making.But just to be clear I'm talking about self-reported attempts, which are a load of garbage (especially among women). Women will report stuff like "I thought about cutting my wrists and took a knife in my hand from the kitchen" as an attempt. They'll remove a bunch of paracetamol from the blister pack, line them up, cry, then report that as an attempt.The only actual suicide attempts are the ones the hospital reports because you're laying there with a bunch of tubes in you. So-called medically serious suicide attempts (MSSA).
screw thisi'm going to start keeping fishwater tanks aquariums and that
>>221168720getting a perfect parry is fun and satisfying :)
>>221168747let the fish roam free in the ocean i say
>>221168747it's a pain in the arse cleaning the tank also you have to be aware of which fish to get because sometimes fish will eat other fish
>>221168718state of that fucking helland all the dishes piled up in the cornermust smell rancid in there
>>221168343It was like 30gb
>>221168564how can i get a body like those fag lads
had something going on with my heart the other night and I'm scared about what it might be. it felt like it kept missing beats and I thought I was gonna die
honestly and truly I can say that in any hack & slash game which features an optional parry mechanic I have never in my life used it or even attempted it
>>221168773not a chancespecial edition was larger but still under 25gb
you parry pussy with your face
>>221168743shagging the 'fu while german marching music is on
Already wasted my three day weekend.
that defenders not 9k though is it
Feel no shameCause time's no chain
>>221168803hows that
love the sunshine me makes it feel good to be alive
>>221168743Rorke is torn because he loves Nazi symbols but grifters on Twitter told him that Ukraine is stupid and lame and not trad or based
>>221168778they're professional dancers so they look like that because the majority of their time is spent being active i.e practicing dance routines and then performing themif you want to look like a person who is active then the healthiest way is to just be a person who lives an active lifestyle. Notably this will mean spending a lot of your time doing things other than staying at home sat on your arse
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>>221168807defenders are dope
>>221168813he like cake xD
>>221168817rorke hates ukrainian nazis, but loves american nazis and jewish people
war makes no sense ukranians are just russians run the dna it's all the same
>>221168807imagine being a grown man posting shite like this, bragging about having X amount in your bank accountbrown coded
>>221168743>female soliderliterally the least trad thing in existence
is it true most people are bisexual
just not on is it really
>>221168862i am myself so yeah why not
>>221168811It's 12:30pm and I'm sat here doing nothing.
>>221168868weird fetish desu
shall i go outside and do things? no thanks i'll waste time on my little video games all three fucking days of the long weekend then be angry at myself later
>>221168873>get graham out
11 years smelling next man's dung for providing a valuable dodgy firestick service to the community
>>221168811drank nearly a full bottle of vodka already will pass out soon and wake up tomorrow hungover and then drink again and then pass out and wake up on sunday night and then ill just be hungover all day monday
>>221168905sir keir's britain
>>221168901what game
>>221168905takes the piss. rapists get less than half of that
>>221168914>>221168914had 5 and a half pints and a shot on thursday and that more or less did me in on friday so im just one the g&t cans today
>>221168873always felt bad for that cute redhead girl who did a lie detector and seemed genuinely distraught that she failed itknowing what we know now she probably was telling the truth
she's fit
>>221168873We asked Rorke have ever had sex yes or no, he said yes, why did you say yes?>because i'm telling the truththis card says you're a liar mate*leftypol runs off the stage in tears*
on this nazi-infested website there is no group (even without the sockpuppets/bots) more gleefully, bloodthirstily homophobic and misogynistic, more luridly obsessed with policing bodies, more virulently dedicated to enforcing strict gender norms, than the “gender critical” cult
>>221168943QVEEN
>>221168529>>221168529>>221168529
Not drinking, me, on a diet, aren't I
>>221168922Roblox
>>221168905would gladly do 21 years if i could put that 2.35mil in an etf, would be worth 12 mil when i got out
>>221168905Surely he just needed to prove he spent the money. They can’t order you to pay money back that you don’t have
>>221168905that's 10 years for selling dodgy fire sticks and 5 years for taking your son along to repeatedly punched your victim's face, smash her face in with a hammer, fracture her jaw and knock out her teeth
>>221164081>>221164081>>221164081
>>221168943>Sgt Dolan was part of the team which trained student officers and was 'dismayed at the quality of recruits.’>Dolan suggested new recruits were so incompetent they 'need to be read to like Harvey Price'. this is some bullshit she was just saying the zoomers she was training were retards
>>221169045>>221169045
