Don French editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSE12qRR-I
Right well
PUNCTUAL
need to shag a fit ladyboy
>>221171238they were at least 40 mate it's nothing to brag about but i did love how they both squeezed their pussy when i was about to cum i think it's a filipino thing
Watch Allan Bartonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBrqnx98mLo
whats your favourite breed of dog?
daughter afterwards
happy pills are making me gain weight :(downloaded myfitnesspal app and started counting my calories today x
>>221171286german shepardthen corgithen shibethen huskyin that orderthen all others
>>221171286Pomeranian, cute little cuddly wuddlys
>>221171294you should watch 'pumpkin' video
>>221171286nonehate cats and dogs but I've pet one black labrador
>>221171271erm hi
>>Would you meet again?>(Heather on Jack): I had a nice evening but I think the age gap was insurmountable.absolutely insurmountable age gap there it makes you sick so it does she was only 23 (twenty three) years old for pity's sake
>>221171313and was that black labrador a good boy?
>>221171286ai image
>'I bought a baseball cap to hide my kippah': Jews observe first Shabbat after Golders Green attack
Trick to being productive Stack tasks one after another. Incels make the mistake of having a break after every task they do no matter how small. Whereas you should be continuing and having a break after maybe 4-5 tasks have been completed.
>>221171318girlyes
>>221171294I like you fat baby
>>221171317has there ever been one where they ended up together?does the guardian enjoy doing this to peopledo the people enjoy doing this to themselves
221171323the raped
>>221171322The baseball cap in question
>>221171323I've got a rather large task that needs attending to if you catch my drift
>>221171339These two from the previous thread got on, kissed and both voted to see one another again. It's rare though:>>221171002https://i.4cdn.org/int/1777728304518558.png
>>221171316ummy
>>221171337im not fat yet i hope to nip it in the bud nowalways so HUNGRY on these pills
>>221171239is british zoomer slang completely indianized the same way ours is arabized or are we the only ones fucked like that?
might rewatch better call saulwhat do you reckon to that
>homelessness charity>marketing
>>221171294no they didnt you're just a fat lazy cunt
she was only 16 years old
>>221171394gp
>>221171395homeless charities never target homeownersuntapped marketsomeone hire me, 75k or more
>>221171317just a kid
>>221171383indians are the least cool people on the planet so noenglish people steal black slang not indian
>>221171383ours is more afro-caribbeanised but yeah similar phenomenon
>>221171398i walk 10000 steps a day
>>221171424>indians are the least cool people on the planet so nothink you're forgetting me actually
nobody:not a single person:rorke: https://youtu.be/CbYQUp1_eX4?si=bv4xZNveVHF7zXaU
>>221171395what is confusing?
>>221171439
>>221171439what is this
>>221171425what are some of those words they use?
>>221171428who doesn't?do some real exercise
>>221171439Wait a second...
>>221171439mental how women tear it when giving birth
>>221171425
>>221171286labradors and cockapoos
pootoil done. a big one today, wow :)
dont know what that isbut i don't like it
>>221171450>>221171461>>221171463>>221171467what was it
>>221171425why do all the brown ones look retarded?
might compose music on the piano today
>>221171491societal factors
Shrewsbury Town will win the premier league in our lifetime. Just think about that.
>>221171490Surely you've watched enough porn to figure it out?
homeless industrial complex needs shutting downhttps://xcancel.com/hp_scotland/status/2050229560722018630
>>221171317Women are allowed to have standards you shut-in mong. Like how you only wank over that vile J-p skater with moles all over her flat face.
>>2211713178 years is too big a gap?fuck
>>221171518just tell me i don't watch porn much less straight porn
>>221171519Don't care about them because they're wogs
>>221171490no clue. it was weird. it looked ai generated too.
>>221171519poor kids
>>221171527A womans fannois and pooper spread wide open
>>221171519>Rorke is typing...
>>221171519but the plan for foreigners who can't pay their way going back home is totally unworkable apparently
>>221171519Do something about it then. Don't just spam screenshots on 4chan and then reply to yourself, step foot outside and do something about it.
shut them down and take the homeless shelters off em
>>221171558holy melt
remember gonzalo higuain
does my plant know that i love her and care for her?
>>221171580no
>>221171580He was a fatty when he was still playing tbqh
No homeless shelters, have them die in the streetsFailure is death, simple as
>>221171552
>>221171580no, who's that?
>>221171580isn't he the one that running fat wojak is based on
>>221171524Bizarre strawman
grim that she looks like her dad and not her fit mum
bella ramsey sex arse
>>221171558I don't discuss or talk about politics with anyone anymore, almost ever.More people came to our country in the last 20 years than the previous two-thousand combined, our children are raped and butchered in the streets, oikophobia is completely normal and the standard, and in less than 70~ years we will be less than 40% the population of our own country.It's over, the average person doesn't care, they just want to watch love island, get pissed and start their gross benefit claiming dysgenic working class family.Any discussion on the matter is like trying to put out a fire with an actimel, it's simply illogical. Gives me a good laugh though when I see boomers on facebook go "GET TER FUKIN ARMY OUT TO STEP THE BOATS", talk about missing the forest for the trees
>>221171519they're not scottish though why would the council do anything
>>221171644thats mental she looks like a middle aged man.
putting out a fire with actimel
>>221171644Reminds me a bit of Jay Z's daughter, you know the hope was that she'd look like Beyonce but instead looks like a female version of him
fucking SEX ... that picture... DIAMONDS!
i love diversity
I had a pretty mum but I ended up looking like my retard inbred dad
>>221171580he always a fat fuck
lovely and warm out lads. been sitting in the garden drinking ice cold sauvignon blanc. firing up the barbeque in a bit. very pleasant afternoon so far x
Welfare recipients overwhelmingly vote tory and reform. They're called pensioners.
might start eating tofu and tempeh
>>221171680Good advice. Imagine unironically discussing politics in public in a country that arrests grandmas and military veterans for holding up signs in public that are protesting an ongoing genocide. Meanwhile you can go to any public square and shout your unconditional support for said genocide and nothing is going to happen.
>>221171767bender
>>221171766r/mic drop
too much pasta again
might nip to the asda and buy some WINE
Following a violent attack on two Jewish men in London in April 2026, Reform UK leader Nigel Farage declared that it was "open season on Jewish people in this country".
>>221171767Tempeh is healthier
if you're left wing or right wing you are simply too stupid to see the bigger picture
>>221171796screma this is me utuallyFUICKING LAODS OF PESTO AND CHEESE
testicle aching again but dont want to go to the GP because they'll laugh at my tiny penis and ballslast time i got it checked the healthcare assistant said it was probably just a cyst
already ran 10k, drank my booze, had a nap and its STILL only 3pmtime to sit on my far arse for another 6 hours until bed time i suppose
>>221171756
>>221171750 that's you lot SHAGGED lmaooo
>>221171809Zamn going out on the prowl now
>>221171808>>221171758you two should get together, maybe share some wine, shag each other's arse
>>221171822>healthcare assistant said it was probably just a cystand you said "no, that's my willy"
>>221171831sharing wine is for people who aren't slugs like me
>>221171835Noooo I was going to make this joke
>>221171826handsome fellano homo
>>221171835he's donehe's been over and doen
tie em to a fence postbow bow bow bow bowrights for gays OH YEAH
having a tantric wank in the bath
>>221171822Was scared I had testicular cancer when I was 16 so I went to the doctor and she was a young, fit, blonde doctor. It was mortifying to drop my pants and have her squeeze my nuts.
>>221171580see >>221171846
>>221171268>>221171268>>221171268>>221171268New
>>221171864did you get a boner haha
sick of it
>>221171872my cats genitals look nothing like this
anyone else like to shove their middle finger up the lass's arse during sexit fucking lush i can't coom unless i have a finger up her arse lol
>>221171826this was like what? 2010? only time where he didn't look puffy
>>221171872Sometimes fat women have fannies like this where they're very long
working on my tanthr liberals are NOT happy about it
who don't zoomers like indie pop? it seems like a very millennial genre
>>221171895prefer fingers up my own arse
>>221171895Do you smell the finger during or after?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIxQe1R5hs0
>>221171907careful, go too dark and they'll give you a free hotel room haha
my dream is to become the prime minister of the UK
>>221171914i usually suck on itunfortunately it doesn't smell of anythingwould love a bit of poo on it haha
Can leftypol explain what the advantage is of becoming an ethnic minority in your own country?
>>221171875No I was very uncomfortable and her gloved hand was very cold. She felt the lump I was talking about so she booked me to get an ultra sound, turns out it was a varicocele
>who don'tfuck sake, meant where not, why not zoomers like indie pop?
i mean drains don't laugh do theyso whats all that about
(8) boots, that's my ego boost (8)
>>221171864kek this was mei requested a male gp too so I went in thinking yeah it's just bollocks amongst men and my stomach crashed when I saw an attractive woman gp I see her down the surgery sometimes and all I can think is how she saw my shy shriveled willy and oddly shaped bollocks
Higuain…. Dios mio…
only gone and messed up again didn't i? when not, when not why zoomers not like indie pop? anyone know?
>>221171973
>>221171936that would be the three c's obviously, rorkecurriesckebabsculture
>>221171977remember when we indulged you once and you threw a melty and banned people after 20 minutes and you've been coasting on 0 users ever since
>>221171963why do his arms look like Les Grossman arms from Tropic Thunder?
>>221171958Mint x
>>221171911>>221171941>>221171973right-o
think there's some truth to the whole>liking guns = small penistheory. i started like guns when i was a child, and back then i definitely had the penis of a child.
its alright lads, i asked chatgpt because you're all absolutely fucking useless aren't you?
How to Release a Penis Caught in a ZipperPDF downloadDownload ArticleA guide for safe removal at home (& when to go to the hospital)
>>221172000>ckebabsI don't what this is but it sounds pukka
hold on to your friends, you never know when theyll leave you x
>>221172039some times I come herejust on the off-chance, you know
>sir, subject rorke has breached containment and is wreaking havoc around the facility>acknowledged. activate project takeisha
Anyone got an EV? Any good?
got some croc style flip flops from b&m>>221172065no but i've got some croc style flip flops from B&M
>>221171732fucking um you cheeky bastard
>>221172065erective verification? yeah
>>221172039this but for girlsbut if you're too needy then they drop you anywaycan't ever winsingle incel foreverRIP ME
got a stiffy lol
wanking to feet
told you they were absolutely fucking useless didn't i?
>>221172090Cause>>221172100And effect
grotesque
>>221172104just rather stay a virgin desu
*points at you* your gay!*your a mirror*oh no I'm a gay
normal people: flip YES! i love this diversity, so much yummy food!rorke people: NOOOO IM BEING GENOCIDED THIS FOOD TOO SPICY
>>221172104yuck
>>221172104little bit thinner is nice chubthis may be crossing the line into not nice chub
>>221171294>>221171370very high chance you're taking mirtazapine because it's known to cause increased hunger and weight gain>>221171398you're wrong, mirtazapine factually causes increased hunger and weight gain
>>221172059wait... who's that???
Rorke running with the trolley and leaning on it as he coasts up the aisleLeftypol copying and banging his chin on the floor
gay luigi
rorke holding the basket in the crook of his arm with his wrist bent
>>221172157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrh5CW6IhI
they should make food that tastes really nice and doesnt have any calories and it extends your life and makes you feel nice
>>221172206may we see a diagram?I am struggling to visualise it
>>221172157>mirtazapine factually causes increased hunger and weight gainit depends on the dose you dumb fucking lardarsedepression dose is 40mginsomnia/anorexia dose is 15mgyou're a fat fucking cunt i was on mirtazapine 15mg and STILL didn't gain weightwhy? because i fought the hungeryou had ZERO self control and should consider suicide>nooo but it makes you hungryso what? it's not holding a gun up to your head and forcing you to pick up the cake you retarded fucking fat fucki hate fat people so much jesus christ KILL THEM ALL
>>221172236*hands you a shopping basket and points to a mirror*
>>221172168wahey there he is
>>221172258reminds me of my nan in her deathbed
>>221172258bih needs to start posting here
>>221172258man ass
>>221172236he means having the metal basket full of items hanging off your elbow which would fucking kill
the memory of a friendship lost
>>221172250honey it's time to get back on the happy pills
>>221172250You seem very dispassionate and logical about the subject
won my gameyet i still feel like a loserhmm
a bit of sunshine really brings them out now doesn't it?
oh yes men dressing as women
gappy tooth girls
>>221172258wahey there he is
imagine not liking wine
I ate too much marzipan once and was not happy
>>221172308We need to put our gaming energy into real lifeJust finding what’s worth it irl
>>221172033i dont need to worry about that luckily!
We would blow a 700 BILLION pound whole in the economy if we did have net zero migration. imagine how much if it was "remigration"
>>221172275Would probably end up with half of you lot flying to turkey to run a train on her
>>221172310:)
>>221172258would scran that arse like the last meal on earth>>221172304>>221172305fat fucks stop being fat
>>221172337um x
>>221172329for me its floral roses
>>221172294do you still think the price is worth it?
being alive is pretty based honestly
>>221172329im not a big fan of red wine tbqdesu
>>221172330marzanipine is known to cause weight loss
>>221172345flag on
>>221172340>whole
need a mummy gf to fix me and swaddle me
sharing my new flat with a pair of lesbians
>>221172398now you get to hear them battering the fuck out of each other
>>221172396>>221172398this is my dream.... my nightmare
listening to a day to remember x
would love to give catberge a glass of wine and see how he acts poo steaming
>>221172426you can get cat wine
NEW>>221171242>>221171242>>221171242
>>221172426had a berg that would go mental for stella
why don't previews show up for cross-thread links anymore
can get a shag (just about) but cant get a girl to want to be in a relationship with mehow do i fix this lmao
>>221172426he's a violent drunk
CAM ON BRENTFORD*BANG BANG BANG*SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS*BANG BANG BANG*
>>221172461does for me
All four catberges are having afternoon naps
>>221172472/brit/ wants west ham to win to put pressure on spurs
>>221172461evil scheme put into effect by the old thread linking bantersaurus
piehead melty in 3...2...1...
>>221172488both bollocks also resting softly between your thighs
>>221172503nah. hate west ham me.
>>221172340700 billion pounds of imaginary growth that made every native person poorer. Do you know how many trillions of pounds worth of GDP we're losing by not importing 1 billion Africans?
>>221172512Lmao you called it. Piehead is raging again
>>221172340money is fake and printed out of thin air
business idea: green party economics with restore britain social policy
Poo barm
rorke not knowing what to do when the song says "cha cha real smooth"
working tomorrow
saw my friends mum in the shower when i was about 7, she was rather hairy
>buys 300 quid device that helps leg paincare bames need to start helping rTim and get him walking again.fucking lazy bastards need to start doing there jobs instead of talking loudly to their aunty on loudspeaker. cunts.
https://voca.ro/1cZ4INDleJIS
>>221172589samestill having a few cans and a spliff later
why do chinkies even like snooker
>>221172348https://youtu.be/yI_lrwQiuCM?list=RDyI_lrwQiuCM&t=219
Why didn't Britain support the Confederacy?
Americans love to just sit in a parked car doin nothing in particular
>>221172627Big chopstick
>>221172294the enigmatic phantom pooseal
15shaggable
>>221172660Britain didn’t support the Confederacy because doing so risked war, damaged its moral standing, and didn’t clearly serve its economic or strategic interests—especially once the war became a fight against slavery.
>>221172627very ordered game based on geometry
>>221172721been hitting the jet
Any dry scalp man in?
mumberg and dadblatt think i'm taking a trip to liverpool to 'meet old uni friends' but instead i have just checked into a hotel and will spend the evening getting fucked by older men from the internet
>>221172749*ruffles your hair*haha it's snowing already!
leftypol on the ropes
>>221172606Found it amusing that they used Ian Botham in the Revitive adverts. This woo-woo product mean to invigorate your legs so you can remain active, while Botham was determined to get fatter and fatter with each passing advert. At the end he was fatter than Tim even. Naturally this was the exact opposite to what a company like Revitive wanted since they were selling the idea of vigour and youth to naive pensioners who think an electric foot stool will cure their oldness. So in the end Ian Botham was sacked for being too obese and they got lesbian Clare Balding in to replace him since she can do more than slump on a sofa. Clare can go out on hikes with other middle aged women and do other activities.I notice these things.
>>221172708>and didn’t clearly serve its economic or strategic interestsIt did, they just didn't realise it.
who the fuck is piehead
>>221172757can i come?
>>221172810fresh dolly mate keep up
>>221172771what else have you noticed
>>221172771love analysing adverts, notice little patterns, seeing through the argument and the such
>>221172810
>>221172606would struggle to not slap the shit out of that weakmind everyone-else-blaming lazy fat defeatist mongoloid's face if i had to come round his house and feed him. look at that stupid fucking face. tim used to have something about him.
>>221172837these are almost always fake
going garden centre you want anything
>>221172837how do we stop deano?
Piehead and the Timmongs posting about a fat man who pretends to be disabled so he can live in a care home with no expenses or responsibilities
>>221172894two calatheas please
>>221172894the loudest wind chime they sell
deano singlehandedly driving hedgehogs and songbirds to extinction
>>221172837
>>221172839wouldn't you like to know>>221172859based. It annoys me when people think I don't notice things, as if I don't understand their angle. It's them assuming they're smarter than me. My response is often to pretend to be a retard while doing everything except what they want me to do, until they are forced to give voice to the thing they are deliberately avoiding saying out loud.
bad bait
>>221172771no comment on his bunions?
saw a black or whatever bitch and now I am thinking "damn I want to make her more white with her babibes" and now I sort of get how black people feel, or not really, because no black person has ever looked at a white and said "damn I wish they looked more like a nigger" with how they worship white women. what I mean is that you are ugly (and we are not) black people do NOT give a fuck about nigga bitches >>221172606mental how these images are a (series of) domentary on how the skill (acting) is lost in whatever the fuck i.e. old age. that if this was his "process" it would be "look at me I have lost the ability to look like it during" if he is currently acting right now. not that I can say that it is his fault, the gift of writing is lost too with enough gaslighting and mental bullying. if people like Tim did MAID and committed suicide, the UK would benefit. wish he would kill himself to that I didnt have to see that shit on my screen
>>221172837fucks sake
>>221172888no they aren't
>>221172949hi
>>221172922Have an extremely loud wind chime but take it down whenever its windy. Would throw it in the bin if it wasn't a gift from the mother in law.
>>221172960whats up nigga. spit in my mouth you sexy dog (serious post)
>>221172949you on the energy drink la?you write like you're on the happy shopper
>>221172949
>>221172899deano wouldn't have the money to do that
petrol will be gone in 4 weeks ladswhen that happens it'll be game over
fell asleep for an hour or so there. just a little refresher x
>>221172937thing i’ve started noticing is that almost every fizzy drink advert has some sort of focused shot on their eyes widening, or a closeup of their irisvery scummy of them trying to associate you getting a “rush” from drinking their rubbish
>>221172949your teeth look like honeycomb
>>221172954they literally are
>>221172949Afternoon Mousey. Nice to see you are against the Timmongs and Piehead too
my spacebar is fucked so dont take those typos are me being fucked. it it will probably fix itself anyway
Sir Runt Niggering
>>221172994i just get some more from the sainsburysmaybe you could do that
>>221172994*runs you over in my ULEZ compliant electric car*get fucked
>>221172994no thats when the fun begins and nobody will be getting my tinned sardines either
>>221172977what do you think of my horse mouseman?don’t reply with anything sexual please
fake mousey
>>221172837bloody lush that is brother, definitely helps the izzatwe've just had ours done as well, whole front garden taken out and replaced with boiling hot tarmac the missus loves it says the aunties are buzzing about it back home mashallah
>>221173012literally just so mean. this is a lot like the people looking at fit people on the internet and saying "curtains are not aligned 2/10"either you wish you were out of my league (im cute) or you are ugly
>>221172837>>221173058mad how even with money pakis still turn their hovels into something out of a slum
travelling through eastern europe one of the things i immediately learned is how insecure british men arein europe if a man wants to drink wine or have a veggie meal he will literally just do it and not care, even big muscular men with rugged faceshere everyone is afraid to look like a "bender" so they purposely order steak and beer thinking it will make them "hard"it's so fucking pathetic we live in a nation of actual soys pretending to be tough
it's time>>221171242>>221171242>>221171242
>>221173049the sky in this picture is a place I wont go further than that because I (you) brought up writing. I cant give an answer because that isnt my life. of course if that wasnt my life I wouldnt get sexual with it outside of having sex with them
>>221173058chateau wog
>>221172837the problem with that wooden panelling on the deano house is that it will weather and probably rot over the years. always seems to happen.>>221172888doubt it, i've seen quite a few houses like that in real life>>221172899nothing wrong with taking a tired shitty old boomer house and making it more modern
