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what did google mean by this
How do I get a gf from Uruguay as a blackanon? Will it be difficult?
>>221180237she looks like shes about to BRAP
English is a SWEDISH language
>>221180264You don’t want that for yourself. Might as well hire a prostitute at that point.
>>221180293Explain anon
hmm yep time to mine and perhaps even craft
kinda crazy how they could have saved Spirit and dems were like...nah man we'll pass
>>221180264you may have to learn Spanish. And also have a niche but nuanced hatred for Uruguay's neighboring countries. And maybe a third thing like be really good with magic tricks
/cum/ on brown ass?
>>221180323don't be so mean to the poor negro, I mean he's already black n shiet
>>221180292So you’re typing in your native tongue!
>>221180353how do I get a polish girlfriend as a blackanon
>>221180292Sweden chads, I kneel
>>221180329how do I get a German girlfriend as a blackanon
should i run away from home?
>>221180302They will just want you for your money and potentially your citizenship. Not worth it.
>>221180292How do I get a Swedish girlfriend as a blackanon
>Jeet at work told me he plays Persona>Ask him who's best girl>Chieyou aight curry boy
I have a higher net worth than most people in this thread
>>221180411kill that jeet
>>221180321Jet Blue is based. Spirit is for blackyboos
>>221180323>This is not ok. Going to report it for racism.
you ever eat a lot of food before bed then the next day you wake up you're still full but you feel like you're starving and need to eat more
>>221180428if youre not driving a Bugatti then I dont want to hear it
>>221180435Nah I'd rather have him than your dumb white boy ass you can't code and do math for shit you're basically Jason
>>221180373This is the only reasonable one.
>>221180404How do I get an american gf as a swedechad
>>221180388Are you a SUAVE nigga
>>221180478I drive a fucking YELLOW ferrari you fucking dumbass
>leo spamgrim
>>221180492ur literally ugly as shit zhao
>>221180539it's leonardo aka the brazilian faggot
I see /cum/ is jasonmaxxxing
>>221180527>yellowhomoerotic Bugattiless behavior
I'm so jason
>>221180593Holy fucking fuck you are dumb as fucking rocks and dull as rusted fucking iron if you have a YELLOW ferrari it means you have TWO fucking ferraris because you are OBLIGED BY FUCKING LAW to buy a RED ferrari first you fucking DUMBASS!!!
>>221180237There are 2 kind of dark elves in this world
Should I post my ugly mug?
oh great the faggot is here to spam
>brian spam>leo spam
>>221180627but it's not a Bugatti so it doesn't matter
I’m Mr Big Stuff
>>221180621>I'm so jason
>>221180469>monster energyGAY as fuck I drink bubbl'r it's much MANLIER than this gay ass "drink" or rather SLOP!!!
Will you be getting the Limited Edition Donald Trump 250 years USA passport?
>Try YouTube music>Listen to a rock song and let it go through a mix>Without fail it will eventually start playing niggerhop or countryslop
>>221180710Only cowboy gangsters with huge cocks drink bubbl'r!!
>>221180698libtards love to pretend mexicans are such hard workers but they're all drunk all day.
Skinny dipping with your heart now it's my favorite part now
>>221180353I like it
/cum/ is struggling in this gay-ass blump economy
>>221179635Same here, best of luck to you anon.>>221180373Probably one of the few places on Earth where JBB applies. Don't know what it is but a lot of Slavs like Blacks.
>>221180842The plane tickets i had to buy this month were obnoxiously expensive, fuck jews and fuck trump
>>221180858Please let me eat your ass
>>221180353Based
>>221180881
I paid for 8500 dpi and I'm going to use it god damn it
>>221180698>>221180752This and geeked up trailer trash is why I got out of construction.
Is this normal to you?
>>221181000No
>>221181000yes
>>221181000Bawitdaba all day
>>221181000Kid Rock will soon achieve world peace through the raw power of wiggerism
>>221180858I thought slavs hated blacks?
This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?
>>221181129Most likely:3Least likely:2
>>221181129
>>221181119>I thought slavs hated blacksThey are a people of extremes. Some really hate them and some really love them with little inbetween.But generally they have a thing for Black Americans that I think has its roots in Soviet propaganda.
>>221181174I assume from right?
>>221181174From the left
>>221181201They like rap music a lot. Polish people especially.
>>221181129Usually the ugly one, but, I believe in this case it belongs to the titmogger.
Would you swipe left or right?
>>221181280I'd super like her
>>221181280I'd tongue punch her fart box
>>221181280>picThat's Phoenix isn't it?Anyway right.
>>221181189I don't actually think it's the girl with the cannons I think it's blue dress
The secret side of me, I never let you seeI keep it caged, but I can't control itSo stay away from me, the beast is uglyI feel the rage, and I just can't hold itIt's scratching on the walls (In the closet, in the halls)It comes awake, and I can't control itHiding under the bed (In my body, in my head)Why won't somebody come and save me from this? Make it end
Gooning rn.
>>221181280You can see her nipples
all of you will be raped
traditionally sodomy includes oral sex so if you've ever engaged in oral sex you are a sodomite
>>221181237slavs seem to love EDM as well, phonk especially
>>221181351Oral sex is so hot
>>221181324Hopefully to amateur lesbian porn
>>221181325She has an onlyfans and this is a promotional image she posted on Twitter
>>221181395LOL
>>221181378so the dream of every med guy is to marry a northern european woman
>work 8am to 6pm weekdays>bank is only open 9:30am to 6pm and closed on weekends
>>221181452You don’t get time off?
>>221181395>She has an onlyfansDoes the U.S have the highest proportion of OF girls of any country in the world when it comes to percentages of younger women? I seriously do think it might actually be as high as 20% of all women under 25 at this point.>>221181351Luckily I have never had any of this so I'm fine in the eyes of the lord
it really gets my goat that aural and oral are pronounced the sameit's a distinction you can only make in writing
>>221181452use ur computer
And you may ask yourself "Well, how did I get here?"
Is it mainly the russian and balkan slavs that hate blacks?
having aural sex
>>221181489you can choose to start pronouncing the 'au' in aural like the au in sauron, language is not a solid structure but a changing living thing
>>221181519Can I kiss you?
>>221181395What's her name
Is White Boy Summer cancelled bros?
>>221181549You’re baiting the deathnics in the thread and that hurts.
New investigative report. 1.5 million voter registrations found in NY state with identical signatures. This is crazy.
>>221181524true>>221181539depends on your hygiene
>>221181549Yes oil prices are too high
buggery (british word for sodomy) comes from the Latin word for a Bulgarian
>>221181545https://x.com/ashphattt222
>>221181549It was over when l'orange homme declared war on Iranistan
>>221180237CUM FEDERATION SOON
addison rae is cute gorditaI hope she stays away from ozempic
>>221181627what's the cum uniform
>>221181627Fixed
>>221181645I love her!
>>221181129Left because she's the ugliest
>>221181696Uhh whoops I exported it at 0% quality
>>221181622What a whoooooooore
>>221181710Damn!
>>221181710Plank body
spent $8 on goyslop award
>>221181825Good deal
I just don't see the Paldea MC getting pussy. Galar MC drowns in it, Alola has a few girls, the prior ones have Serena and May and Dawn as pretty much canon. Paldea might get Nemona as a pity fuck once but nothing more
>>221181578new york seems like kind of waste of time to try and rig
>>221181845not if it's actually close and there's just been massive tammany hall style fraud for years.
>>221181835They're like 14 year olds
doodly doodly doodly do
big day tommorow (laundry; buying snacks at the shop to eat while watching anime)
>>221181378Maybe.>>221181430Not really.
Im contemplating buying pizza
>>221181859I doubt it, the culture there is undoubtedly liberal. The gap is so large that it doesn't make sense to touch it, the less you need to forge the better your chances at not getting caught. So the focus would be on swing states.
>>221181931Motherstein is making steak tacos
I fucking ate 3 lbs of broccoli today
>>221181710this is a gordita in the uk?
>>221181835>Nemona as a pity fuckShe is 100% a shotacon.Anyway, Kalos MC gets the most pussy because he's not only in France he's in the game with the most customization options.
>>221181952brap status?
Tried irn bru today did not like it
I never liked PJ Harvey
>>221181956google "addison rae body"she fluctuates
Peru president says jews are to blame for WW2 and says jews control banks and impose usury on non jews lmaonigga ain't wrong tho
>>221181965I never cared for her, Morissette, or Apple for that matter.Not a fan of a lot of 90s pop actually, it was a worse decade for pop than the 80s imo.
>>221182015He's going to get ACKed soon
>>221181963Nothing yet surprisingly. Going to drink some soda.
>>221182020I H*CKING LOVE 80S MUSIC WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
You look like this
i had 4 hot dogs with lots of saurkraut and bacon and mustard and the farts is starting to begin
>>221182087no I look like this
would you eat expired valium that was prescribed to a dog
The faustian urge to make a skinny girl fat
>>221182055I think the 80s might be the best decade for pop along with maybe the 1960s.
Food for thoughtbut it's actual food (you can think about food)
>>221182176It's the 60s by farhttps://youtu.be/xSzU9Geg6jA
>>221182171No I'm not that down bad
lmaooo i know you niggas got yee yee ahh haircuts
Addison Rae being part Mexican makes a lot of sense actually
>>221182258literally who
Just ate an entire box of these and I feel like SHIT
I bought a new pair of converse high tops and the tongue keeps slipping to the side its so fucking annoying
what'll it be fellas
>>221182335I'm nauseated looking at this
Would you suck your grandpa off if it helped saving Israel
Made one. Pls share your thoughts on my wall of text post>>221182199Hopefully one of the few koreanons who post here will see my thread...
>>221182346you sound like a bitch
>>221182335Don’t eat
it takes everything in my power to not drink beer every day
>>221182383I do this easily because hangovers are so unpleasant
>>221182359I would kill my entire family if it meant the total destruction of Israel
>>221182335one of each
>>221182359Would you suck your Nazi grandfather off if it prevented the Holocaust?
>>221182374Fuccc wrong witchu..
>>221182374>can't see the threadThis better be a bug and not a feature
>>221182335the rockstar kind of sounds good
>>221182399the holohoax didn't happen though so?
>>221182399Absolutely
Beer tastes like soggy cheez-it's to me, I never got the appeal
>>221182409Oh so it's not just me that can't see the preview
>>221182335Nothing beats an old fashioned chocolate chip
>>221182417Black hands typed this>>221182419I guess you are legally obligated to say this…
why are you eating soggy cheez its tho
>>221182359when Benjamin Netanyahu (PBUH) shits, I eat
>>221182439I hope this is just temporary but I thought not seeing IP count would be temporary too
The downfall of Germany began with the exodus of the European jew
>>221182466the liberation of Germany you mean
I can't take it anymore. I'm moving to Canada
>>221182499You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier.
>>221182499Move your cock into my ass big boy
>>221182359If it's for Israel, I would do literally anything.
Would you suck the meat out of a lobster claw if it meant you could enjoy some tasty lobster meat?
I want a threesome with a goth (circa 2005) and a goth (circa 400 AD)
>>221182515Hey that's my line
>>221182520No because I'm a millennial and I refuse to work for anything. Also the lobster should come with a participation trophy.
>>221182520The claw has the best meat
>>221182550boomer tier post
>>221182520Crab and lobster claws have good meat. I usually pick it out manually
They call me Stevie Nicks cause I'm the goat
Seafood boil
Saw an 9 year old boy today with doubles D's
saw some old guy wearing a hat that said "US NAVY VETERAN 1983 - 1988" lmfao
>>221182608Damn bruh let it go already
>>221182607What the hell is our globohomo government putting in our water?
>>221182607That's child abuse
>>221182608Veteran of drinking beer all day and being on a 5 year vacation!!!
>>221182608A veteran of the US invasion of Grenada
>>221182608>NavyDon't you have to serve for 8 years until your free?
>>221182607gonna jerk off to this description later
>>221182597Poor woman's Joni Mitchell
Getting the itch to play Wizard 101 again might buy a 1 month membership
>>221182561Retard
>>221182687I get this same urge but with runescape
>>221182687Said nobody ever
>>221182608>"US NAVY VETERAN 1983 - 1988"Not familiar with the Tanker War, Grenada, or Gulf of Sidra huhU.S Navy was busy in the 80s, it wasn't just Top Gun
>>221182707Grotesque
They paved paradise
>>221182709My brother has been playing RuneScape a lotta bit lately >>221182714Said me right now
19-24 Americans were killed during the US invasion of Grenada.Imagine dying during such a pointless fucking war that lasted like 3 days
>>221182726and put up a sharting lot
>>221182707Maremaxxing
while you were trooning i was gooning
>>221182788while you were gooning I was spooning
>he was 35 years old herewtf
Imagine pulling a chick like Sydney Sweeney as a quirked up white boy
>>221182820What do you want me to say
>>221182820Vaginia is a terrible state
>>221182720Those were barely even conflicts, 90% of the navy was sitting on their ass.Being proud of it like you stormed Normandy is still pathetic.
>>221182820Florida cucking the entire country
>>221182828I want you to tell me how good my cock feels in your butthole
Does wyoming have hot women
>>221182891Wyoming doesn't have any people
>>221182891No they are all fat
>>221182860Florida is a shithole I want to leave so badly
semen
Dadberg was arguing on the phone with unclestein about the Iran war. Not like heated arguing but friendly arguing. Dadberg is redpilled on jews.Unclestein is a Fox News boomer neocon.Dadberg is also a Fox News boomer but he's not into the Jew thing.
What causes people like this to exist?
At work and I'm the only person in the office. If there weren't cameras I would unironically jerk off at my desk.
>>221182949based dadberg
sheriffs officelet me see your hands
>>221182953Mental illness I reckon
>>221182953Unrestricted access to the internet when growing up
>>221182953bad parenting
Finna get a slice of cheese cake
>>221182820that was 2023 too. it's probably far higher these days since cali lost a fuckton of rich people (mostly to Florida lol) due to their incompetence pushing that stupid tax law.
>>221182174*american urge
>>221182953let uncle Ted explain it to you.tl;dr: bad genetics and a seething contempt for success.
>>221182959start dancing like a freak and see if anyone says something to you next week
I remember disliking jeets when I was like 4 and it's never gone away
>>221182852>Those were barely even conflictsTanker war wasn't at all, it was a very tense situation that resulted in some serious casualties and naval engagements for the first time since Vietnam and WWII such as the Stark incident, Samuel B. Roberts incident, and Operation Praying Mantis. It was probably the last time the U.S Navy did Navy stuff that wasn't just providing cover or planes. Very interesting conflict.>Being proud of it like you stormed Normandy is still pathetic.It is but you'd do the same if you were in that situation. And besides, the Gulf of Sidra dogfights were awesome.
*sells one of your PS2 games to buy beer*
>>221183084Dadberg told my PS2 and the memory cards to buy tropical fish
>>221183084nooooooooooo
>>221183070i remember seeing first black person at the store when i was like 4-5 and mom had to explain to me that some people are like that, i think i even interacted with the guy a bit, though i was probably just like the african children when they see a white dude for the first time
sometimes I think about how my anime figure collection is probably worth thousands now
>>221183113So why not sell it?
>>221183070I didn't even know jeets existed when I was 4
>>221183108Sold*
>>221183121I like looking at it and occasionally changing their poses
>>221180237What so hot about elves? "Elves" in anime are the exact same as regular humans but they have pointy ears
Kids today don't even know the joy of going to gamestop as a kid and buying games out of the bargain bin...
>>221183146That elf has a huge ass
>>221183113You should try and make money off the buyfag threads on /a/
>>221183146you wouldn't get it
>>221183146another level of exocitism
>>221183150An entire generation is unaware of the smell of Blockbuster on a hot summer day.
>>221183108Did he buy you another ps2?
>>221183159who would want to buy an anime figurine that some nerd has already cummed on? she's not pure anymore
>>221183146you need a pretty high IQ to understand elf porn
>>221183146coomers have notoriously trash taste and just want the human female form in various colors.
Doritos cheetos and fritos
>>221183155Why not just say qveen edish then? It's basically the same in this case, at least >>221180636has some elf like qualities
>>221183146>he doesn't get itgrim
>>221183141Fair
>>221183211This is just a regular woman
half of elf hentai involves big smelly orcssucks cause you know it's just BBC-coded
>>221183150I need to go to Gamestop and sell all my switch games for 20 doll hairs
>>221183223No that's a woman built for muscular female orcs
The orcs are actually elves who were mutated by Sauron's dark magic and the Uruk-hai are like an advanced and stronger form of that
>>221183211Very Black-coded post
>>221183253yes and that's disgusting.
An american is an american. He will defend the actions that benefit his percieved nation and its collective wellbeing. A mexican is a mexican. He will defend the actions that benefit his percieved nation and it's collective wellbeing.What is the point of arguing then? One tribe will steal and murder to feed the masses of his own tribe. We have bashed christendom as a collective tribelike body to arbitrate and seek a common good, and we have replaced it by a league of nations to defend "humanity". But we made no religion to be shared amongst this "humanity" and lost the enemy that kept it as a thing. The stronger states will predate the small and each council of nations will form as ceremonial leaders of these new empires, so, i repeat myself, what is the point of arguing? Of this culture war in general?
>>221183287mr pendejo mr pendejo
>>221183286The weirdest part is the big thighs and cute butt. Very strange proportions.
It’s may and I still have the heating on
>>221183112Prostitution is legal in your country.Based!
>>221183182No
just farted
I cannot afford a couch
>>221183363Grim
>>221183363listen dummyYou go on craigslist and search for free shit like a professional broke nigger
>>221183363even at a thrift store?
>>221183391>free couchAsking for bedbugs
>>221183391I can't afford a couch and you think I can afford a car
https://youtu.be/RBaSiVjtKR4
>>221183363drive around rich nigga neighborhoods, they'll just leave furniture out for people to take
>>221183417this, especially in college towns near the ends of semesters
I'd care to shoutout to all the women with big bazookas
>>221183408you can rent a truck from nigger depot for like 50 nigger bucks
>>221183253>>221183286>>221183229>"Is that a provocative elf image? Unfortunately for you, I'm thinking about BBC. I bet you feel so silly right now."Do /cum/mers really?
>>221183467hey mr. driver's license privilege some of us can't afford a driver's license
>browser gets super laggy when I have like 25 tabs open>don't want to switch browsers cause fuck going through the craptcha traininglife is SUFERING
>>221183483you're genuinelly retarded if you don't realize orcs are just stand-ins for niggers in hentai
Chud has lost all meaning
>>221183211My little shrimpy could never please her
>>221183483>posts image of an elf girl with Black-coded proportions and fashion>surprised when people assume the post was made by a Black guyNot saying you're Black, just that you posted a very Black-coded image
Why are women so obsessed with those plushies and squishmallows and dumplings and shit when they have two big ol boobies right in front of them at all times?
>>221183535Silence zoomie, all denominations can enjoy horse assed women.
>>221183490get a 4 wheel dolly and roll the couch 10 miles back to your mudhut
>>221183559I agree, just noticing that those tendencies in anime art are associated with a certain demographic.Also, I baked a NEU!>>221183554>>221183554>>221183554
thinking about red pandas
>>221183528fun fact: it never had any
