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"vampire" by "olivia rodrigo" has officially reached 100 MILLION views on YouTube. congratations olivia! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHmg0jsmNhg
carrot cake should be higher
>>221184270Good for her
>>221184239spotted what?
Please stream "drop dead" the lead single from Olivia Rodrigo's upcoming 3rd studio album "You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1--F4N-Gvs
everyone has a cameraphone, CCTV everywhere, still no evidence of ghosts
>>221184276As should banoffee pie
>>221184239>profiterolevile french muck>tiramisuunironically excellent
>>221184239tiramisu is banging tbf
im not about communism or anything but second home ownership in this country should be fucking banned
>>221184295Love her
>>221184314why
wonder anne bolyn would be into bowling or bowls if she were alive today
>>221184344Uri CohenHate him
>>221184314Any wealth a person possesses above a net worth of £2 million should be taxed at 99% every year
mad how the yanks are all wearing shoes in their houses rn
Olivia Rodrigo has officially announced "The Unraveled Tour">"i am so so excited to announce The Unraveled Tour!!!"
Passed a pebble poo after rinsing my arsehole, I think pebble poo is quite scary
>>221184345Because that alone would put 1.5 million house back on the market. Also why tf does any British person need to own a second home in this country it’s small as fuck>>221184357I don’t know about that
>>221184295I'm not trans sry
just drank a bokkle of wine
Had that thing where I wake up early with my bum hurting like it wants to poo, this morningStill no idea on the cause of itClenching in a dream mayhaps
>>221184367Do you look like that? xxx
mad how there's 83 million germans pottering about doing german things
>>221184406Maybe a handsome stranger visited you in your sleep
>>221184387women are scarier
get the vine compilations watched
>>221184406SINAGA'D
blow that nigga head smoove off
insane how in terms of land Australia is like 20x the size of the UK but the UK population is 4x the size of Australias
>>221184390Do you not think second and third home ownership is investing in the country? That money could be anywhere but it is instead it is here generating taxable income. I'd far rather mr generational fourth home owner/renter than the big institutional investors
>>221184443almost dropped my croissant
>>221184430Thats mad that
>>221184466leftypopington flummoxed
>>221184463Most of Australia is uninhabitable, except by abos who can live in caves and eat scorpions.
>>221184453almost dropped my banana
recharging my cock overnight
>>221184430Germans don't suffer
all the yank jockeys are hispanic midgets
>>221184430talk to them often in my work
The e-celebfu
>>221184485microusb is it
>>221184485Which is fitting as it resembles a triple a
>>221184466There is a housing crisis in this country. We are a small tiny country and should avoid building on our green spaces because once it’s built on there’s no reversing it. Why should some greedy boomer scum get to out bid a young couple on a family home just so they can use it as “passive income”?
LITTLE BRITISHISLES
>>221184494Germany won the war
tayxas
>>221184551americans and their obsession with bigger is better is very niggardly
bf just plugged in his cock for the night
>>221184551Bodied those freaks
>>221184430isn't it mad that there are germans who wake up and eat their german cereal and they just speak german all daymad mad mad mad mental
why do they have an hour and a half between races stupid yank cunts
britain isn't that small compared to the other countries in europe the whole tiny island thing is made up by angry continentals
>>221184559I think you need to read up on some history lad
i said whoever threw that paper ya mom's a hoe
>>221184581I know one race I wouldnt mind being 90 minutes away from
>>221184466>I'd far rather mr generational fourth home owner/renter than the big institutional investorshow about neither
PINGAS
>>221184517>>221184527WOW mean double whammy
>>221184593Berlin, Rome, Tokyo - they're all nicer cities than London, Washington DC or Moscow. We lost
>>221184548>Why should some greedy boomer scum get to out bid a young couple on a family home just so they can use it as “passive income”?Rorke is determined to defend the wealthy in this country at all costs because he falsely believes they will remove all the brown people
>>221184239STOP SHITPOSTING SOUTH AFRICA
>>221184548Yeah mate just abandon the principle of private property and capital generation because rent is expensive due to the government is importing hundreds of thousands of people a year for decades
niggas who pick eichenwaldekill ya self
>>221184574You didn’t body anyone. Literally all of us would move to America given the chance
>>221184551seems inaccurate, texas is even bigger than that
we need jobs
>>221184639Lol just kick the bame out please? If you kick the bame out and start having kids again, England would be healed in like 20 years time.
I'm an American citizen but am not rich. Where could I live?
buck dancing is actually greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd5IeLSCtcs
>>221184672Missouri.
>>221184635There are young couples trying to start a families who have to move away from where they grew up because boomers have bought all the locals houses to either “flip” or stick on airbnb you can sit there and go on about BBBBUUT THE PAKIS!!!! Cool changes nothing
>>221184587don’t see why you need a big country anywaya compact country you can drive across in 12 hours does the job
>>221184639No way would I move to America>>221184664I think the UK should keep BAMEs for two reasons:1) Many ethnic minority people in the UK do valuable jobs2) It makes virgins like you seethe
>>221184494wow a single hag in a sausage fest has some beer holy shit they got it so good
>>221184581and they say DURBY
all my ex's live in texas
>>221184664Why do you think I care about England fuck nigga?
why can’t you dislike your country becoming increasingly foreign and capitalism
>>221184694You've made a mistake. You're assuming the guy you're speaking to will ever stand a chance of starting a family. He won't, because he's a racist virgin.
>valuable jobsfinbar loves his deliveroo drivers and rappers
i'm betting on "WONDER DEAN" !!
trying to convince the toilfu to visit Nashville with me
>>221184722
results are in
>>221184701>t. Rasheed Farteeta, Bradford UK Out you go. >>221184716Because it's your homeland?
>>221184695it's a perfectly fine size and fairly big as far as islands go
>>221184753
>>221184765above average country size
>>221184772real
>>221184763I praise America and you repay me by trying to wind me up?
wish i were from kentucky
>>221184761lol
>>221184788Ok I'll make it up to you. *bends over*
never seen a black jockey
This is a Photograph of me taken on March 20th in Los Angeles inside of an MC Escher painting. I am wearing a shirt & Zip-up Hoodie from The Supreme & MM6 by Margiela Collaboration. My boots are 424 in the 'Pony Hair' Flavor. I have a slight smirk on my face.
reckon I’d be good at driving drunk would never do it obviously just saying I’d be good at it
why the fuck does google images make every image tiny
>>221184831the gimmick from here is spreading
Fuck my grim shit life I hate everything I have to be up at 5:15 am for toil and I can't sleep fucking piehead you evil bastard
>>221184843
Almost all modern racehorses—specifically Thoroughbreds—trace their ancestry back to three "foundation" stallions imported to England in the late 17th and early 18th centuries: the Darley Arabian, the Godolphin Arabian, and the Byerley Turk
>>221184817unironically have those jeans.
frying air
don’t know why Americans don’t have segregated seating or whatever in their sports I thought having a home & away end was standard everywhere in the world
>>221184817Drippy drip
>>221184843Come be my personal sex arse instead
>>221184664BAME?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om4nihQZmUE
>>221184885cause to them sports is far more casual an event. it’s entertainment instead of a town or city’s identity
> British tourists caught in mafia attack on restaurant as ‘innocent’ waiter shot dead
>>221184817Love Joeyy but hes fat and ugly and I will never understand why ugly people care about fashion. Youre never going to be attractive and people will just laugh at you for trying.
>>221184344Can’t stand this moid tbqh, I talked to him irl too and his pub crawls are always expensive, had to tell him I’m a reservist so that he’ll reduce my price. Hate most normie 80 IQ Mizrachim tbqh>>221184548Just build more Commieblocks and make them colorful, worked for Poland no?
>>221184906you're a nig guy
>>221184926Don’t respond to my fucking posts ever again you baby killing piece of shit come to Crewe and meet me and you’d get fucked up
we're all in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rtu7lKWiI
>>221184943cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>221184885UGH we need segregation so bad bong.
>>221184763>a fat yank is telling me to leave my countryLol. Lmao even.
>lives on an island with limited space>government imports 11 million people in twenty yearswhere did all the houses go!?
>>221184970You've already left your country. I'm telling you to go back to it.
>lives on an island with limited houses>rich cunts buy them all upwhere did all the houses go!?
>>221184943crewe is a shithole
>>221184980>1,500,000 houses registered as second homesLet’s ignore that though yeah
>>221184980>>221185002both things can be true at onceregardless an island of this size does not need 70 million people on it
>>221184925>people will just laugh at you for trying.this is fashionlet cope
>>221185001I've left the UK to visit other countries. But I don't need to go back to my country (the UK) right now because I'm already here.
what goes on in nidderdale
>>221185018they should give up their houses to let more afghans and africans live in them got it
expel the biomass!
>>221185020Its true though. Nobody likes an ugly person who thinks they look good.
>lives on an island with limited range>nuke the countrywhere did all the houses go!?
great KWAB
>>221185038>>221184694
remigrate grey squirrels
>>221185060you want them full of foreigners ok nice one
>>221185042dressing well as an ugly or fat person doesn't make you appear that way, you just look better than you would if you dressed like a slobyou're projecting
>>221185033If you ain't ethnic English, Scottish, Welsh or Irish, you go back. It's that simple. The UK has never needed immigrants from the third world.
who the fuck is piehead? sounds made up
How we doing lads
>>221185091Why should I listen to an American given that the average American is too stupid to tie their own shoe laces?
>>221185054that horse weighs 620kg they said wow
bad vibes in /brit/ tonight
>>221185038There are only 70,000 afghans in the UK so even if they all got their own 2-4 bedroom house there would still be 1,430,000 second homes sitting empty in this country
*shouts the n word*
woke won
Just pinned the missis down and absolutely rearranged her guts
>>221185164plenty of room for your precious pakistanis, indians and africans then
yay
1 mile with no jumpswtf is this shit
>>221185175Ironic since You’re the one who’s been throwing out Reform talking points
we should be building on green spaces and encouraging blacks and browns to live in the countryside
>ate a meal>still feel hungry>cook another meal>no longer feel hugrytired of this shit
>>221185178>all time staked £4391>all time won £721
>>221185173
TOTP 1992 on and its banger after banger
sc
love seeing africans from the deepest bowels of hell walking about britain, funded by yours truly
>Reform talking points
New neighbors moving in today. It's a family of 12 Muslim immigrants that speak no English. Yay diversity!
>>221185197bring in another million of the bastards right now you love em, pack the cunts in to the gunwales and go looking for more
voting day this Thursday let's all go out and vote Green!!!
He was gay, Phil Foden?
Who is "they" that will give up their second houses? Key word being give up
cheese sandwich would go beast mode rn
brit/pol/ is next door
>>221185245biggest betrayal in historyprosecutions will be forthcoming
>>221185258would rather shit in my hands and clap x
>>221185269no one wants high immigration of foreigners here, and the public feels betrayed by the amount that’s already here. that’s the fact of the matter. you can make valid points about the rich owning empty property but immigration is an issue too. hand waving it away as stupid racists just makes people more angry.
>>221185262The people giving up second houses
>>221185226
>>221185255What’s gunwales?
>>221185272they'll be in government again in a few years time so we can get our second wave
>>221185262people with second houses
>>221185245Rorke never believed in anything as strongly as he believed in "Poles out, Pakistanis in"
>>221185292yeah mate that's enthralling*wanders off to talk to someone else*
>>221185302"To the gunwales" (pronounced gunnels) is an idiom meaning something is filled, loaded, or packed to maximum capacity, often to the very brim. It stems from the nautical term "gunwale," which is the top edge of a ship's or boat's side
whats with your credit cards? why you dont have them?
>>221185088thanks la
Literally just want to die, fuck all point in living anymore
tell me what to bet on lot’s I want have some fun
>>221185389liverpool
>>221185389Bet on your phone turning itself off in the next twenty minutes
my friend tried to set me up with his girlfriend's friend and yeah she's fit but i'm retarded
>>221185383you only get one shot at life. might as well do whatever you want
>>221185389Bournemouth to beat PalaceUnited to beat LiverpoolVilla beat SpursActually unsure on the Villa one desu
>>221185397That’s not live now tell me what to bet on NIGGA>>221185400It’s charging!!!!
>>221185400wahey
>>221185411That’s not happenig now!!!
>>221185405did she have you doing iq tests? brutal
>>221185389go back to last week and bet on spurs staying up
>>221185409Can't do fucking anything mate, fucked it up a long time ago and life has now reached its endHonest to god might just buy heroin and OD on it
>>221185423no thankfully because if she did I would be fucked
Zack Polanski? More like David Paulden
the wanking of the wilbert
>>221185409Never works out as easy as that tho
>>221184239>no Gypsy tart with a dollop of cream>no warm sponge with jam coating, coconut sprinkles and pink custard>no semolina pudding with a dollop of jam>no Tina from S Club 7 completely nude covered in butterscotch Angel Delight with a 'won't someone come and lick me clean' look on her facethis country continues to disapppoint
>>221185412get on the mega fire blaze roulette
>>221185429don’t be daft. everyone makes mistakes. as long as you’re breathing you can still make find contentment and peace. do not beat yourself up over things
>>221184276alright harvey>>221184346this is her apparently. Who should play her in the BBC miniseries? Steve McFadden for Henry
Wish I listened to Eminem back in the day. Only had one shot but I missed my chance to blow.
might squeeze in a 3 hour wank before sleep
>>221184551my town in Medway can fit in Central Park
>>221185477The BLACKEST darkest woman out of deepest africa
>>221185471No, there's no coming back from this. It's a future of homelessness and bleak despairIt's not even sad, I just want to pass away peacefully.
>>221185502Life is a gift. It may not seem that way but it is. Find God and you will be happy no matter what this world throws at you.
>>221185477That's not Anne Boleyn, that's more likely Amalia of ClevesSome mong just did "facial recognition" which is utterly meaningless when it comes to portraits and suddenly the tabloids think this is totally Anne Boleyn
>>221185457state of that crackwhore
>>221185520I'd rather meet the cunt
grow up
does crack really hit *that* much harder than cokeor are crackheads just weak-willed
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoWl5dEK394
>>221185535Everyone will, one day. It’s just a matter of if you are aligned to him or not. Things can get better.
>>221185489i used to listen to eminem but these days i prefer songs like this https://youtu.be/07EzMbVH3QEchoooooon
>>221185549do you do a celebratory dance when there's a new veitch?
>>221185521who took the jam out of your doughnut?
buy an ad
>>221185547I did cocaine yesterday for the first time
ASMRfu paywalled most of her videos the bitch, keeping my self in control to avoid having a melty this late at night
>>221185128not that yank but being so ignorant that you think americans are too dumb to tie their shoelaces shows how ignorant and sheltered you are lool
>>221185569those sculptures from 10,000 years ago of women with big arses and tits suddenly make sense
>>221185566have you ever smoked crack>>221185567did you have a good time x
find policewomen very sexy
my tummy hurts and I can't tell if it's real or psychosomatic
vote for polanski so womens boobs get bigger!
luv girls' ringpieces
well that's a gif of a black man sitting on a bench eating a cheese sandwich
that boy needs therapy(psychosomatic)
Thoughts about forward young men?
>>221185585
>>221185585Not really I was too worried about having a heart attack. But I’m also told that i was missing the social aspect and it’s not fun alone
>>221185567very slippery slope that stuff tread with caution no joke
>>221185595*kisses it better*
shedding a tear for the Palestinian children being terrorised by the israelis. I’m so sorry the international community has failed you
>>221185647>bed headboard missing a pole>inconsistent art above it>her eyes aren't even the same colourAI slop
>>221185643did you really do coke alone
another dogshit video from this lesbian looking cunt
>>221185691if leftypol listened to rorke about the jews all those decades ago then those palestinian kids would still be alive
>>221184239You can keep the 6, just hand over the Tiramisu.
>>221185715thank you for sharing something you hate to people who didn't know it existed until you mentioned it
Couldn't give a fuck about Palestine I just don't like Jews
just don't understand the ritualposters herewhy do they post the same thing every day
>>221185705Yeah lolBad isn’t it
Just found out in doctor who the daleks were literally supposed to symbolise the nazis and the cybermen to symbolise communists its liberal sloppaganda all the way down...
>>221185732loneliness innit
>>221185732Would post "hate my self and want to die" daily since getting it out made me feel a bit betterHaven't done it for quite some time since things got better
>>221185740how do you even end up in that situation, how did you find a plug if you're antisocial enough to do it alone?
>>221185754love you and want you to live x
>>221185700fell out when the good boy she was pegging kept banging his head. the art is fine. different eye colour happens
>>221185729blog on, borezoi
>>221185715>nothing is part of a culture if it doesn't come from an uncontacted indigenous tribethey love this one
>>221185757I have literally one friend who isn’t really my friend anymore more of an acquaintance he knows drug dealers I asked him to get it for me. I also found out he asked me for more money that it actually cost him to get
Was gonna go on holiday to Europe but then I found out they take all your biometric data. So those euro bastards can fuck right off.Will be going homeless if digital id gets brought here an all.
dogberg's annoyed because I blew a raspberry on his head again
>>221185787hehe
>>221185770that bussy must've got quite the pounding
>>221185731Personally, children being killed or having to watch their family members be killed makes me sad I don’t know I guess so have a heart
seeking employment opportunities
>back in school I got along with blacks and browns more than whites>same in uni>friendless at work for a year but now one black and brown joined and I like them a lot more than the whiteswhy am I such an uncle tom ladsI think it's because they're more likely to be working class and posh people give me the heebie jeebies I don't want to hear about your ski trip tarquin
>>221185786When did this come in I went to Belgium, Greece and Turkey last year and don’t remember doing this
Me, Timothy James Byrne outside my Celtic hillfort in the year 65 AD being terrorised by these Roman thugs I want to seek asylum in the Germanic tribes someone get me away from the cowards in this colony
>>221185843skroar
>>221185843w
>>22118584110th of April. They want your finger prints and a photo of your face. They also want 20 quid for some reason. Bastards.
>>221185802Don't care
doing a zack polanski
One spark to set it offOne match is all we needI wanna watch the world burn for what it's doneI wanna watch the world burn for what we've becomeI wanna watch the world burn for what it's done
Unitonically just got back home from being fucked up the arse didn’t cum though might try and have a wank now before I go to bed but it’s a bit awkward cause I don’t want anyone else in the house to hear
>>221185909Hope this isn't actually true
>>221185826ktim
>>221185917Tell me what proof you want and I’ll show it
>>221185924Don't know What proof do you have
>>221185909pic of your battyhole maybe??
>>221185909You the 34 year old gay from earlier?>>221185917I think it is
>>221185843screech
>>221185924your ruined arse
>>221185924sound of your fart
