>and then my perfect creation in my image will have to emit stinky gas multiple times a day
>>221185519based god
law of thermodynamics, faggot.
>and for my next trick i will give a child bone cancer!
>>221185519TRUST THE PLAN
>>221185540Laws written by whom?
>>221185639The Demiurge. Farting is merely one of the uncountable torments afflicting you in this mortal coil, but you can transcend farting if you achieve Gnosis.
>>221185519I love smelling my farts. Happens iyc?
>>221185675Damn, this Demiurge guy sounds like kind of a dick...
>>221185576 r/atheism is that way fucking low iq retard
>>221185711What is G*ds plan for giving a child bone cancer? Is it to strengthen their faith? o algo
>>221185711>I entered a thread I don't like and now I'm mad!
>YOU WILL WORSHIP ME, YOUR UNCONDITIONALLY LOVING, JUST AND MERCIFUL GOD>IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL SUFFER IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY>YOU JUST WILL OKAY???
>I shall make them in my own image!
>>221185519The atheist position ultimately collapses under its own weight because it lacks a sufficient foundation for the very concepts it relies on, such as logic, morality, and reason. Without God, there is no ultimate standard by which truth, ethics, or rationality can be objectively grounded. The atheist is left appealing to consensus, whether it be the authority of experts or the majority opinion of a culture, but these are contingent and mutable. What is considered "rational" or "moral" today may be overturned tomorrow, and without a transcendent source, there is no fixed reference point to judge between competing systems, nor the possibility of authoritative claims.If the laws of logic are immaterial, universal, and unchanging, then they cannot arise from a purely material, time-bound, and subjective universe. If reason is a valid pathway to truth, then it must be anchored in something greater than human brains that evolved through random processes for survival, not truth. If moral obligations are real and not merely preferences, they require a moral lawgiver whose nature defines goodness.In denying God, the atheist still borrows from the Christian worldview to make arguments, trusting in the a priori existence of reason, logic, and objective morality, even while rejecting the only foundation that makes those concepts meaningful. Thus, atheism is internally incoherent. It presupposes the very things that only the existence of God can account for, and in doing so, it affirms what it seeks to deny. Without God, the possibility of intelligible experience itself collapses. Atheism is self-refuting
>>221185868ok too far mate :/
I'm glad 4chan is back to mocking Christianity4chan was insufferable during rise of /pol/ and grifters like Jordan Peterson when everyone suddenly became a tradcath.
>>221185889>>217225391>>217705054>>219538001>>>/his/17737389>>>/tv/215971877>>>/tv/216056529>>>/tv/217224950>>>/tv/217376795
>>221185906It was always just a reaction to the spread of muslims in the west.
>>221185948Tbqh most mockeries of Christianity also work against Islam.
A humorous gift if you ask me but sadly it’s a result of Adam’s error and not divine will
>>221185765Explain to me how God gave a child bone cancer never mind I just realised you’re repeating arguments by that paedo faggot Stephen fry LOL
>>221186062>>221185765>>221185711>>221185576the child got bone cancer because of free will or the original sin o algo asi
>>221185711>Firstoid pretending to be christian
>>221185889There's no transcendent soirce
>>221186332>british flagThat poster is obviously a Muslim.
>>221185989That was a retcon
>>221186358A muslim would've seethed at God being draw
>>221185519>Kids made fun of my amigo's baldness? I will send my sicarios to kill them>If you want to join my cartel, you need to behead your verga, cabron>CIA gave them iron chariots o algo
>>221186415fake if god were mexican the oceans would be coca-cola instead of water
>>221186432kek
>>221185868Biblically accurate angel
>>221185519Ima virgin incel and I bet some or most of you guys over here are pretty much the same but we know thanks to the modern technology we could get a clear visual on all the different kinds of females vagina through the monitor screens and we all have an image for it unlike the days where they couldn’t do so. I’m not really a Christian sort of person nor know much about the bible but the famous bible quote of “I’m the Alpha and the Omega” keeps reminding me of females vagina if you know what I’m saying. It feels like there was nothing before and all of sudden there was this wet stinky pussy hole and the voice(logos) starting coming out from that hole saying the exact same line I quoted up there, introducing itself. Thinking of which isn’t that kind of creepy and even scary asf? Idk man i haven’t had sex for life long now im almost about to start getting frightened about the existence of vagina. I mean wtf is that shit. What’s inside. That shit is so fucking crazy innit
>>221185889Presups are such pseuds.
>>221186415Based
>>221186062still not real though innit
>That one?Yeah give him a small penis, then have a nurse look at it and giggle driving him to insanity
>>221185948No, it was a reaction against libtards and reddit. It's such an obvious larp though, religion in the Internet age is dishonest
>>221188366You are massively overstating the impact of libtards and reddit. No, the rise of tradlarping christians in the rightwing movement was due to muslims.
>>221188586No. A lot of tradlarping was spread on chudreddit on subs like CringeAnarchy, ConsumeProduct, etc. which have been banned since, and they were in direct opposition to "average redditor".Then tradlarping spread massively on Twitter, where it was a reaction to wokeness.
>>221185519>and then, in my own image, I will give them fetishes for huffing this gas
>>221185868That thing was definitely made in a Hindu God's image
>>221188618I agreeYou don't actually see tradcaths irl at all
>>221188842my parents and my sisters are tradcathsit's why I hate them and moved here
>>221185607Religiotards really are the same holy shit
>>221185889>Thiest - I get my morality from a God that I imagine.>Athiest - I get my morality from what I imagine.We just cut out the imaginary middleman.
I'm happy that everyone in this thread is going straight to hell.
>>221186415Kek
>>221191207>Anon my son you lived a virtuous life but on May 3rd 2026 you participated in a soyjak thread so youll to to hell
>>221185889Holy pseudobabble.
>>221185519Go see a doctor dumbass. It's not normal to have rancid farts every day.
>>221185889People will write that stuff but atheists still dont go around murdering people
>>221191245you're completely self absorbed cunt that hasn't had a single virtuous day in his miserable existence
>>221191654
>>221191654>t. Person happy about other people going to hell
>>221191794you guys aren't people
>>221191654uwu
>>221185519Wait, God made something as funny as farts?!WELL THEN I SAW HIS FACENOW I'M A BELIEVER
>>221191207>>221191864>Do not judge, or you too will be judged.>For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
They mutilated my dick!
You have to believe in me, or you WILL go to hell.No, I will not reveal myself to you. Deal with it.
>>221185519>Like a pregnant woman who writhes and cries out in her pangs when she is near to giving birth, so were we because of you, O Lord; we were pregnant, we writhed, but we have given birth to wind.>Isaiah 26:17-18
>>221192231I don't judge you though, just feel embarrassed to be of technically same species as you. Bible was written by people who all are dead, and 21st century "intellectual" like yourself cannot even read the message written in it.
>>221192420You definitely judge thoSee you in Hell.
>>221192462You already live in Hell while I live in Heaven, but you're too midwitted to realize that and there's nothing I can say to change your mind. Things like judging are pointless.
>>221192420Your religion was made by mysticist kabbalah tranny rabbis practicing midrash to turn you into a half-jew (noahide) and abandon your ancestral traditions. And they are still happy about it to this day. Because you think there is some sort of hidden special meaning in that you are going to worship the god of israel and jews as a special chosen people, that "every knee will bow" and that moschiach will break the goyim with a rod of iron. In reality you are just retarded and completely in denial of whats in front of you.
>>221192709A neurotic envy fueled yet completely impotent melty happening on my computer's screen is what's in front of me rn.
>>221192734Not an argument
>>221185519adam and eve could pass enough gas to fly and it smelled like roses and childrens laughter but after the fall farts just smell like sulphur (hell) and leave us earthbound with brown stains in our pants
>>221193089keked
>>221193084I don't need one. Hang yourself and go argue with God if that's what you want.
>Oh yeah, some retards ate the forbidden fruit eons ago? >Well fuck you buddy, no paradise for you, btw you're mortal and all those friendly animals that dude brought on a boat a while back want to tear you apart and eat you.>Btw, here's some cancer and other horrible diseases sprinkled ontop. >Now worship me and MAYBE you'll get into paradise faggot, or suffer hell for eternity.What the actual FUCK was his problem?
>>221192499you live in Lithuania
>>221191207Even if you believe in god there is no hell spoken about in the bible.
>>221193474Retardhttps://www.catholic.com/qa/where-is-hell-mentioned-in-the-bible
>>221193502>umm, these verses about fire totally mean Hell and aren't post-biblically massaged to fit the modern description!lol
>>221186184lel
>>221192499Least schizoid theistposter
>>221193502>new testamentI was talking about what you call the old testamentdo you really think god would postpone talking about such a huge concept for an epic reveal by people a thousand years later?
>>221193574Jesus quite literally mentions hellCope
>>221193598>I was talking about what you call the old testamentYou said the Bible lolOld Testament isnt as relevant in Christianity >do you really think god would postpone talking about such a huge concept for an epic reveal by people a thousand years later?Probably, Jews are heretics
>>221193602Citation needed.
>>2211936021. We don't actually know what jebuz actually mentioned because all gospels are second or third hand accounts at best2. Jebuz in bible talks about fire and brimstone because that's the new hot thing in judaism, probably imported from Mesopotamia. You're practicing a pagan faith when you preach about Hell.
>>221193646Ah yes. The good old refuge of """christians"""". Just pick and choose your beliefs and favourite passages and then explain that a literal ghost in your head told you that you are right.
>>221193337
>>221193646>Probably, Jews are hereticsSo was jesus a jewish heretic too? Where did he even abolish the old testament?
>believing hebrew schizo tales
>>221193672>>221193710More pathetic cope lol. First he said there's no mention of hell in the Bible - proven wrongThen you said "umm it's totally not actyually hell" - proven wrongNow you're trying to argue that we don't know if Jesus akshually said that lmao. Reddit atheist tier.Nonie of what you said is material to the faith.>>221193736No he went against established Jewish religion
>>221193375And enjoying my life (Heaven). While you are confused about this and can only seethe and suffer yourself (Hell).
>>221193800At those times a few "cults" sprung up in judaism and were competing with each other. >Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill.he like some others accepted the jewish law but added their own interpretation. its just that the pharisees won. They also believe in the after life (unlike the cults that were strictly about whats written in the old testament) but not in a permament hell afaik
>I'll make him in my image>manlet>balding>low iq
>>221193800Just accept the fact that most of your beliefs are post-biblical larp retroactively forced on to the actual text.
>>221194021>more cope
>>221185711Yeah condemning children to painful drawn out deaths is just so heckin' quirky and mysterious.
>>221194032Did a ghost tell you that?Ans why would I "cope", when it's your beliefs on the chopping block? Tut tut. Evilgelicals don't send their best.
>>221193994>I'll make him in my image>undeniably evolved from shit-flinging monkeys
>>221185889based evola enjoyer
>I'll make him in my image>an ugly retard
>>221194070Cope
>>221194335Pathetic.
>>221191245>>221191794kek, made him ass mad
all the theists in this thread got MOGGED so hard i almost feel sorry for them
>>221194414Cope.
>everything is according to gods will (me) and you anon - are to be an incel freak
>>221193994>>221194215>>221194467Why did xhe do it bros? We could've all been happy high IQ socially liked chads
>>221191207Why do you believe in something made up by Rabbis to scare Jewish kids?
I wish Santa Claus was real. I haven't gotten any presents since I moved out. And I wish god was real. I want to go to heaven after I die.
>>221194576Trust the plan bro, big G works in mysterious ways
>>221193646>if you don’t kiss enough migrant feet and worship the palpatine brown people when you die you will go to le HELL, and then you will be like AHHH AHH AHHH while the le fire burns you and then some little Red Devils will poke your asshole with pitchforks FOR ALL ETERNITYHell was always a dumb goy concept invented to coerce retard drunk peasants to do whatever some feudal warlord wanted them to do
>killing is le bad>Anyway look at me killing those Palestinian children for no reason
I would also add something funny, but I'm too stupid to decide if God is real or not, and if he is real, which religion/denomination/faith is the correct one. I just think it's weird how people can be 100% certain of anything.
>You goyim complain that the world is controlled, manipulated and corrupted my a cabal of blood-sucking demon worshipping cannibalistic pedophile rapists right?>Well maybe that's all Hashems plan hmmm? Think for a second, wouldn't Hashem stop anything going against his plan, well he hasn't stopped this so probably it was his will?Is this guy actually respected among the Jewish community? Do you guys actually believe in this shit?
>>221198219Based Socrates of Warsov
Let's use science to uncover the mysteries of the universeIf science finds God then fineUntil then, I have no reason to believe that God exists
>>221199292Moroccan immigration.
>>221186415
>>221186415Uno baja blast, por favor
>>221185519what does in my image exactly mean? isn't the christian god formless too like ours?
>>221201551no, abrahamic god is a humanoidthat's why they chimpout at multiple arms and mutliple heads because they think god must be bounded to look like human
>>221185576this one is kind of easy though. there is nothing in this world that escapes the laws of nature and entropy. you could argue that children should've been given special privileges that shield them from things like cancer but where does it stop? you might as well live in a fairy land with pixie dust. maybe that's heaven
>>221201612>cancer is law of nature>god is below the law of nature
>>221185519which is extremely based and funny
