let him join editionprevious >>221183554
I prefer the big fat jewish tits edition.
>>221186111Unfortunately that isn't a /cum/ thread
>>221186105this is the one
>>221186111It lives on in our hearts...
Y
life just sucks man i can’t wait for this gay shit to be over
>>221186111antisemitism should be illegalOur judeo christian values are under attack from the woke right and far leftI stand with Israel and freedom
>>221186150freedom is over
threadsplitting retards holy shit you people make me want to scream
>>221186180just scream.let it all out
shitty blood fart
>>221186200currently screaming nigger in my house at the top of my lungs
farty cum sock
This is the real one not the roastie whore thread
Livvies hosting Saturday Night Live tonight
Just called AI a half dozen slurs, feeling pretty good about myself.>>221186266Stop watching unfunny garbage jew legacy media like SNL.
why are republicans so cucked
>>221186180dont see any bread splitting little man
I want a cute 18 y/o emo boyfriend named Luka, Nico, Milo, Noah, Miles, Hunter, William or Alex.
the fight and fuck island
>>221186294>>221186051
>>221186320That's not /cum/The thread hasn't been split
>>221186284dems hate them because they see jews as white colonizers so really this just shows how antiwhite demonrats are
>>221186279But it's Livvie
>>221186337doesn't matter the reasoning, all that matters is the complete and utter destruction of israel
Discuss
>>221186339stupid mediocre bitch should be working at Chipotle getting yelled at by a monkey for minimum wage zoomer "celebs" are utter garbage compared to everything that came before.
>>221186348jews should have a homeland but they shouldnt be allowed to meddle in our politics for their own benefit
>>221186371she's got a nice butthole
>>221186371Jennifer Lawrence is gross and her butthole is blown out
>>221186381>>221186382?!
>>221186382>>221186381The duality of man
>>221186361FK tier post
>>221186382she's just like me!
>>221186381>>221186382kek
You know that namefag Zoom Zoom? He posted a picture of his BUTT wearing tight Adidas underwear! He had a little bit of a wedgie and you could see the outline of his entire BUTT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
I deserve this
>>221186419He posted his body-ody-ody too
You do love ENGLAND, don't you?
Canadian history 'jaks
>>221186428you deserve rape
athletic women with long legs are the supreme choice
Sex is the only thing that matters. To be a virgin is to be a biological failure.
Sneed
>>221186430Nigga got an android no wonder he never got a text back from that girl he axed outGreen bubble niggas have ZERO swag
>>221186437does England love me?
>>221186446What're the important parts of Canadian history? How are the Anglo-French battles of the 18th century reconciled when discussing the taming of the barbarous Quebeckers in that particular province's schools?
>>221186437I would love for you to go back to your own shithole general
>>221186449>women with long legsAsian women don't have this
how does everywun kno what Jlaws arschloche looks like
>>221186461I do, yes x>>221186463There is no /eng/ for me to visitI also like asking important questions about North America, as seen in this delightful post of mine >>221186462
>>221186465
>>221186459On GODt. iPhone poster
>>221186465You must be under the age of 18
Tame Impala - Dracula ft. JENNIE
>>221186487wdym
>>221186462In Quebec they treat the Battle of the Plains of Abraham like a national tragedy. They even sent bomb threats to any re-enactment of the battle because it makes them seethe.
>>221186494For me, it's California's finest:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xexVKikf2UY
Imagine getting a suckjob from Amanda Seyfried on a lake
There are pipo who weren't here to see the Fappening and Jennifer Lawrence's Sarlacc Pit sized butthole
>>221185803I love him too.BTW, that monkey is called a Golden Langur. They're a highly recusive monkey that lives in the foothills of the Himalayas in the border area of Bhutan and India. They're very cool animals.
>>221186511What's it to you if I do or don't
HypotheticalYou come home and a tranny is laying on your bed naked. (S)he looks identical to a woman, save for the benis. S(he) offers to suck your cock and begs you to stick it in her (his) pink, freshly shaven butthole raw. It is impossible to get an STD. Nobody will know you did it.Do you fuck the tranny?
>>221186459I got a text back, I'll be seeing her at the end of the month around Memorial Day.But yes I am a poorfag :'(
>>221186507Well, that's good to knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcNiG-Kbj-8
>>221186533do a 360 and walk into xer bussy
>>221186533no but I force the tranny into making an onlyfans and giving me all the money
>>221186533>would you have sex with a manNo, I wouldn't
>>221186511actually happened to me tbf
da herb is da healing
Remember that axe wound pussy close up selfie of that soccer playerBizarre pic
>>221186560Hope Solo
Did you lads know that the Mayflower now looks like this? True story btw.
>>221186533Call the police
>>221186564Obi Wan Kenobi
>>221186579Roast Beef Kenobi
God Bless Canada
I like dogs
>>221186533Probably but I am NOT gay
Jozy Altidore is everything LeBron James wishes he could be
grrr i'm so angry you better stay away from me
>>221186587Yeah? I love dogs.
Montreal niggas be like WHAOU!
>>221186586hell yeah!
>>221186586(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>221186587WoofWoofWoowoooqoowowowoowowowwowoof!
The US definitely has the kinoest geography of any country, I must say.
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND
>>221186652>t.
I'm sleepy nigga
going to bed on time tn
there's a 95% chance the person you see driving a cybertruck on the road is a chud
>>221186627what a beautiful map
>>221186676Every time you close your eyes I'll pinch and twist your nipples
>>221186111Let’s just do it for the next thread
>>221186105too late
>>221186627>Black Belt>filled with Black peopleI'm thinking kino
Too retarded for anything but being a bum
anyone want to have sex with me?
Fifty nifty united states
>>221186678In Canada they are all mainlanderchinks (not even memeing)
>>221186717MEEEEEE
/cum/ chuds, my grandma gave me her beanie baby collection and told me to do whatever with them. I'll probably donate most of them but keep a few because I love her.Which bears should I keep?
Need to get into counter-feiting money but they keep making the bills more complex
Ate burger and fries for both breakfast and supper
Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great!For out of the north a nation has come up against her, which shall make her land a desolation, and none shall dwell in it; both man and beast shall flee away!
I can't see me loving nobody but you for all my life
>>221186747sell them some of those shits are worth money. do your homework, beanie fags pay thousands for the rare ones.
>>221186678It's so ugly can't imagine how stupid a perons would have to be to waste money on something like that
>>221186759corr good post diss
Every person I see with a Tesla is Injun (not feather)
>>221186747If those bears have a tag error, they can be worth thousands of dollars to collectors. The 1999 & 2000 ones specifically. The Princess Diana one could also be quite valuable.
>>221186678there's a 95% chance they're a soy boy redditor, honestly.
Are mountain lions the most dangerous predator in North America?>inb4 'No, that's The Donald'
>>221186747Keep the praying one, the two Irish ones, the peace bear, the flower bear, and the white heart one because you love grandma
>>221186790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeuu51We2g0
>>221186811>Are mountain lions the most dangerous predator in North America?No that would be Grizzlies and Kodiaks
>>221186811In all of North America? Polar bears, and it's not close
>>221186811Depends on the area. Grizzlies are worse but Polar Bears are the ultimate since they're true predators and the apex predator of the continent. If you're in the southern united states you're more likely to die from a venomous snake or spider/scorpion than you are from a mountain lion. Truthfully if you're in the US you're more likely to die at the hands of a negroid than any other animal.
>>221186777I did my research and the rare bears have manufacturing errors, effectively making them a 1/? oddity Most of these beanies would only sell for $10 each. The beanie baby market is currently being flooded from old people giving away personal collections to their children/grandchildren.
>>221186833Then why bother donating them? They'll end up in a goodwill bin where some dirty meth addict will just steal them and cuddle with them in a ditch. Keep them OR give them to someone who has a child that would actually enjoy them.
>>221186795I appreciate the advice and I know. None of these bears have any errors, unfortunately.>>221186813your input is valued thank you. And good taste, too
>>221186823>>221186829>>221186832Fair enoughWhere would you say has the most dangerous people, excluding Mexico?
https://youtu.be/yE4fYr47iRI
>>221186832had to stop wearing my red jacket because i look too similar to him
>>221186846I have a niece who didnt want them, grandma offered them to me second.She said they were getting donated if I didnt take them
>>221186853>Where would you say has the most dangerous peopleNew Orleans
>>221186853Baltimore
>>221186853Just major cities. New York and Los Angeles are horrible but places like Baltimore also guarantee death by negroid. Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal are the Canadian shitholes of note. Winnipeg and Edmonton are also incredibly brown and dangerous. Just don't go to any major city ever, they are all garbage dumps.
More like Baltipoor lmao
Cookies are not looking so hot. Don't bake while drunk it doesn't go well.
New York City is the crown jewel of America
>>221186870>MontrealMontreal was nicer than any major American city I've been to lol, hell it might be the best major city I've been to period
>>221186691creepypasta title ahh threat>don’t go to bed on time or the nippletwister will appear under your bed
most surprising fing i ever saw was antelope in americahad no idea america had antelope
Friend told me she quit drinking because she went over to a party at se guy's house and only the guy and his friend was there and they gave her a lot of vodka and then she woke up naked in bed with both of them and couldn't remember what happened, I'm like you got raped ya dumb bitch
Going to get some In-N-Out (not to be confused with in-out in-out)
>>221186904>New York City is the crown jewelDetroit
>>221186915nah she just regretted it
>>221186905Literally one of the most corrupt cities in the country, filled with both Italian mafia and jewish oligarchy that run Canada. The level of overt violent crime is visually less but that's only because the police are paid to hide it. Tons of disappearances, rapes, etc. that go completely unreported or buried to avoid national scrutiny so (((you know who))) isn't bothered. Saputo family and others basically control the entire province with gangsterism.
>>221186934Detroit is the crestfallen widow of American manufacturing
phwoar sum of the best rock albums of all time by iggyDown on the StreetLooseTV EyeDirt1970FunhouseLA BluesSearch and DestroyYour Pretty Face Is Going To HellPenetrationGimme DangerRaw PowerI Need SomebodyShake AppealDeath Trip
>>221186924Blessed
fink i made a mistakemight be better asI Need SomebodyRaw PowerShake AppealDeath Trip
>>221186945>Down on the Streetbloody good choon dis
>>221186945where's Wish You Were Here and Meddle you cum dumpster
>>221186966How about you eat my ass?
>>221186969Ummagumma!
>>221186938>filled with both Italian mafia and jewish oligarchy that run CanadaI know that the city has a rich history of organized crime but I guarantee you're exaggerating it especially when you compare it to any equivalent in the U.S.>Tons of disappearances, rapes, etc. that go completely unreported or buried to avoid national scrutiny so (((you know who))) isn't botheredI highly doubt that there's late 19th century style Jewish street gangs roving the streets lol, all the Jews I saw there were wealthy and middle class at worst if they weren't Orthodox and studying at Yeshivas. Virtually identical to NYC Jews in that regard though I definitely believe the white collar crime there is off the charts.>Saputo familyLet me guess, you're Albertan
>>221186969never propa got into pink floyd desu like ye i like some there stuff but not overly familiar for the most partbut i do fink piper is a great psych album
>>221186983Mi reina
>>221186983TIME FOR SEX WITH LATINAS
>>221186983Isn't she a lezzy mcguire now?
>>221186993wow he's literally me
>>221186983whos diss>>221186985you never seen the darren aronofsky film pi ?
>>221187009I have no idea. what's her name
One day minorities will be able to easily acquire those sonic weapons the military used in Venezuela except hand held sizeImagine living living in a city at that point
Tim Heidecker can do a spot-on impression of Alex Jones but it's just not funny
>>221186999corr would cum in diss bitchbut not yhe wednesday wun eho goes out wiv lead singer of danish punk band iceage
>>221187020literally who?
>>221187016Isabela Merced
Did you know the phrase "Cold as a three dog night" originates in Canada where they would sleep with their dogs to stay warm during winter? A one dog night would be summer temperatures, a two dog night is fall and they would pile 3 or 4 dogs into their beds for winter.
>>221187034some millenial soyjak comedian
>>221187036no wonder they legalized dog blowjobs
sex with latinas? don't mind if I do
>>221187034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1SEZE9Ug
Neighbors are cooking outside and they've put too much gas in their grill and I can smell it
>>221187044I can tell simply from the thumbnail that isn't going to be funny
>>221187042based varona poster
>>221186938>Saputo family and others basically control the entire province with gangsterism.How do you know all this
>>221187042not for mecan tell diss wenchoid finks too much of herselfvery unattractive trait
OMG IS THAT HECKIN TIM HEIDECKER OMMGGGGGGG I LOVE HIM HE'S SO RANDUM XD!!!! IT'S LIKE LOL 2009 AGAIN OMG SPAGHETT MEMES GRAINY VHS QUALITY HE'S DOING A 20 MINUTE PARODY OF A GUY OMGGG IT STOPS BEING FUNNY AFTER 30 SECONDS BUT I WILL THROUGH 19.5 MINUTES BECAUSE HE'S PWNING DA RIGHT WING CHUDDDDDDZ
>>221187020Jay Dyer can do good impressions of Alex Jones, Nicholas Cage, Dr. Phil, black people, and cholos.
>>221187042I would drag my walkie talkie through a mile of dick just to fart through her glass
>>221187059I know people who grew up there and their families were related through marriage. It's not even really a secret but more of an unspoken reality. Sort of common knowledge in most of Canada actually.
heres the fingthe most attractive womenare wuns that dont make being attractive there whole personawhy dat udder latina mogs angie varona in terms of inseminal recepticlization
white people scare me
>>221187080>their families were related through marriageYou've got relatives that are in the mafia?
>>221187073phwoar anudda good kittingotnshire diss
Angie is a timeless millennial icon.
>>221187096obviously not or you'd live somewhere else.
like heres the fingevery like amateur latina pornstar doing hi res porn vids looks likr angie varonaso what exactly am i sposed to be excited bout herebogglin'
There was this guest on Red Letter Media who could do a literally perfect impression of Arnold Schwarzenneger. He sounded exactly like him.
>>221187109Cuban breastmilk tastes like cigar smoke
>>221187099Lots of people have weird familial connections if you look hard enough. I grew up with a kid who was Jim Carrey's nephew. I worked with a girl who's father was a lawyer and he defended the most notorious rapist and murderer in Canadian history. It's that 6 degrees of separation thing.
>>221187117Sir please my erection can only get so hard
>>221187011>the darren aronofsky film piThe ending to that movie is messed up
>>221186337>israel is bad>dems dislike israel more than republicans do>uhhh yeah but they dislike israel for the wrong reasons
Seven deadly sinsSeven ways to winSeven holy paths to hellAnd your trip beginsSeven downward slopesSeven bloodied hopesSeven are your burning firesSeven your desires
>>221187136well yeah the reason you hate pissrael is the most important part. libs love the bad parts of pissrael, like flooding europe with subhumans.retard.
>>221187116Oh and also he did a good George Lucas impression and he was doing the quotes of George Lucas from the behind the scenes of The Phantom Menace. It was so funny.
>>221187132Her Cuban sandwich tastes like a Cuban sandwich, if you know what I mean?
>>221186339Am I supposed to know who that is
The Met Gala lowkey fell off
>>221187071you in desperate need of some pussy my nigga
post-preggers Angie was ultimate plappability
>>221187162Yes
>>221187132phwoar hefta admit diss a good pic
Liu mogs all these whores btw
>>221187182nah walled herealso rancid tattoo>>221187170what happen?
would be a cool feeling to knoci out cold a drunk incoherent shia laboeuf and just scream at him "DISS IS MAH HAUS" while yes rag dolling on the floor>>221187202who?
>>221187190
lots of homosexuals in the thread tonight. not a fan of the gays honestly.
in fact i would say "N**** DISS IS MY HAUS"
>>221187216Shia Labeouf is jewish
Do you remember that song that goes like Daft Punk is playing at my housemahhouse
>>221186983for me? she's the hottest one
>>221187227honestly mogged by mya diamond here>>221187231and im no goycattle, son
Dad calls me daily and I've nothing to share or talk about
>>221187232https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWT-s1Deh4k&list=RDAWT-s1Deh4kheeyyyyy budddddiesss
>>221187241Me except it's momberg
Life sucks ass
Do you remember that Lou Reed song that goes likeHey everybody, I'm Lou Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!
>>221187231He converted to Catholicism
>>221187270no.
>>221187273If he was not jewish they would've locked him up for good
>>221187273lol you see dat channel 5 news interviewsome kino quotesbut dude is a retard
>>221187273being jewish is genetic from what i've heard
i kinda like tho how the sentiment left by that interview was basically " i dont actually give a fuck, somewun clearly just coaxed me into doing this interview for PR but im not biting"
clavicular also walked out of channel 5 news interview
>>221187292Its not even genetic, the rule is your mother is Jewish and she can be convert
phwoar would make love to the dj wallis
never beat a souls game and now the hype is over award
>>221187307Andrew is a cuck faggot, Clav mogged that rapist bitch and everyone knows it. Andrew is a simp loser. My fav part was when Clav asked if Andrew liked what he saw when he looked in the mirror every day and Andrew stuttered and stammered and weakly said "yeah...". Absolutely fucking mogged that no-chin fatass beta bitch.
>>221187307He’s a real human bean
>>221187335You can see pain and anger in his eyes
Fr. Peter Heers is an Orthodox Christian priest and he said that various types of pagan or idolatrous temples such as Hindu temples or Masonic Lodges become a nest of demons. When someone bought a building that used to be a Masonic Lodge he strongly recommended that they get an Orthodox priest to perform an exorcism on the building to cleanse it of demons.
>>221187335corr live dat song
>>221187345phwoar insightful post disshave a masonic lodge very close to where i live
2026 CELEBRITY BOXING MATCHUPS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN:CLAVICULAR vs. ANDREW CALLAHANSAM HYDE vs. IDubzzzHasan Piker vs. Ian McCollum equipped with an MG42 and 1,000 rounds of ammunitionMrBeast vs. a 40 foot deep pit full of HIV positive needles and scorpions (from the AIDSneedle scorpion channel)
Also there was an Orthodox saint who found the skull of a dead pagan priest and there was a demon that lived inside the skull.
>>221187341That's how you know he's a real man. A dead, soulless freak has nothingness inside him and it shines through his dead gaze.
>>221187318you need to get some bitches on yo dick
>>221187307clavicular did WHAT?!@?!
Broke down and messaged another escort again. She got mad at me and accused me of "playing games" because I changed my mind about whether I wanted to see her, then changed my mind again.Cutting myself now
>>221187389don't talk about your mother like that
>>221187335why is his jaw so lopsided like thatdid he have a stroke or is it from the meth addiction
>>221187401stop wasting the poor girls time, you inconsiderate twat
Damn!
>>221187402shes dead
>>221187419I didn't realize how it would come off til it was too late.Crying right now and slashing my thighs with a razor blade
>>221187376Should be Sam Hyde vs Hassan and Idubbz vs Sean Strickland
>>221187345Also he said that people who engage in homosexualistic activities are inviting demons.
you LOVE to see it hahah
oh somefing interesting today i saw on my rooni saw black israelites on the street doing preaching or what not... well they had a sign which is how i know dey were black israelitesif you ever watch matan even channel you would know some good boxing matches between blavk israelites
>>221187011>you never seen the darren aronofsky film pi ?Yes.Have you ever seen Caught Stealing? Megakino crime movie.
Is this british guy retarded or what
Horrible gas prices
Night time /cum/ sucks
Fr. Peter Heers is much better and more redpilled than that popular Roman Papist on youtube named Bishop Barron.Bishop Barron shills for evolution and zionism and he probably got vaxxed.
>>221187475>muh gas prices!Shut up, boomer
>>221187472>Is the brit retarded Does milk come from a cow?
>>221187471yes i already talk bout disslike 50th time people bring up shidd i specifically talk about the day beforeunbogglable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gCCqXUH2ZsDo you guys listen to traditional chinese music?
Everybody loves heckin' big booty Latinas until they live in an area where they're the majority and the realization dawns on them
>>221187475Shouldve voted for pierre or w/e that french guys name was
>>221187475just eat some beans
and i didnt like caught stealing fyi
>>221187498Would he have stopped the Iran war?
>>221187485Yeahhttps://youtu.be/WoCLcJnRcag
evolutionist shills are also zionist shills because all of it is part of the globalist agenda
what about now is time to rock with the bickity buck bumble
>>221187501TNEB
>>221187515He would've kept Canada in Trump's good graces.Carny is why Canadians suffer.
>>221187510>i didnt like caught stealingI assume you found Matt Smith's character to be offensive
>>221187522Based
>>221187538I dont think so, Orangeman just wants tariffs, he really loves them
>>221187553Weird how Mexico isn't being removed from trade deals like Canada is...
>>221187539u didnt fink character was good but mostly just dont like that type of film. it was xlearly just about the action and i dint find those kind of films entertaining. like im not into just sitting in a chair and.having bunch if action scenes thrown at me. in the beginning it wasnt like that but as the plot gets revealed the whole fing just reveals itself to.be banal and fascile
>>221187553Tarriffs are good because they fight globalism.America used to have tarriffs before world war 2. After world war 2 they started globalism and they removed tarriffs.
>>221187480lmao fucking bodied that freak into orbit nigga fr deadass
Any advice on how to cut deeper? How other people get those crazy cutting scars?This tiny razor blade isn't doing shit
>>221187559It hasn't though
boutta maxturbate again
Andrew Jackson was the best president and he did tarriffs.
>>221187593Don't do that
>>221187593where's your mommy? go hug her and ask for warm milk
>>221187593i mean i fink you kno the answer toyour own questionbut diss is retarded fella
didnt turn down work asking me to come in on monday because Im barely getting any hours for like 2 weeks and I do nothing in my free time anywayIve lost all control of my life
Hello US anons, do you tip the Waymo?
Abraham Lincoln was very ugly and stupid.
>>221187637I'll pay you kill me
>>221187593cut it out bro we're trying to have a nice thread here, contribute something ffs
That red button vs blue button question was really hard to figure out. There must've been a simpler way of wording it
>>221187657red button, every single time
>>221187655She looks mulatta in the thumbnail
>>221187655corr would shag her arse off
Do you yell when you fart
>>221187678NoWhy would I do that
>>221187674wt species is that
>>221187674What in God's green
>>221187641he was a legendary wrestler who went undefeated for a long time and invented the chokeslam
>>221187689complete fictionnever happened
>>221187705He's in the wrestling hall of fame
>>221187705True story, cope and seethe
>>221187708total psyop
>>221187705I dont know about the choke slam but he was a great wrestler
so apparently mcfraud played with a broken footreal or nah, /cum/?
The government better pay me for being retarded before I get pissed off
>>221187731You have to be very retarded to get disability
>>221187668>>221187676she was a speed skater in the 1998 and 2002 winter olympics and took Gold in both. the power between her thighs could explode your penis with VERY little effort.
Mom made me work in the yard for over an hour
>>221187749
>>221187717Its normal to play with injuries
>>221187754Massage my blistered feet nigga
>>221187768yah but to have 1 goal through the whole series?
>>221187593dude is trying to scratch himself to death
>>221187775It happens
>>221187780gretzky, crosbitch, and lemiuex would never
For me? It's Mark Messier shilling fried potato slices.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJWb5AeP6ac
OOOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA
>>221187749Nah thats cap fr iuno
why is scientology trending among normies and zoomers
i got to admit the more i read about the soviet union the more sympathetic i become with germanyor least if i had to choose between the two the bolsheviks were fucking bastards of the highest order
whomst getting druk
>>221187923im /druk/
>>221187923I have toil tomorrow morning so I cant
>>221187953>>221187953>>221187953
>>221187923Yeppers
>>221187447What's gtfoice
>>221187519Evolution is real though
>>221188554a website where libtards tried to doxx ICE agents
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