>oh look a delicious custard pastry! What should we call it?>Australians: pus pie!Why are Aussies do disgusting?
Wait til you hear what we call out local vanilla slice delicacy, but you know what else you need to hear about?
If you were flying from Australia to England you could start your day with fairy bread and pus pie and then after you reached your destination enjoy a dinner of faggots. You could also smoke a fag before and after your flight.
>>221186191i'd prefer some spotted dick
>>221186191You can also just do all that in your house becaue we have the internet and recipes.
>DUDE WHAT IF WE PUT A MASSIVE LAYER OF CUSTARD BETWEEN TWO LAYERS OF STIFF PASTRY SO WHEN YOU TAKE A BITE THE CUSTARD SQUISHES OUT THE SIDESa fucking retard invented this
>>221186263ever heard of using a fork or a spoon?
>>221186136Lmao, we could have come up with that name too.I like those crazy cunts
>>221186303He hasn't, because he's a retarded queenslander
>>221186368at least it's not as bad as americans, they would stuff the entire thing in their mouth and talk while chewing it
>>221186263>>221186303>>221186411cutlery doesn't help you smug retards
>>221186411>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TALK WHILE EATING EVEN DOE IT'S EFFICIENTERINOS NOOOOO
Keir’s woke regime is getting rid of Britain’s traditional cuisine
>>221186442you seriously need a bib to eat a simple pastry you giant baby? normal people past age 5 have no problem eating "messy" foods>>221186455that's the same level of efficiency as shitting your pants just because it's faster than going to a toilet
>>221186479Jamie Oliver started that shit.
>>221186547Bring back turkey twizzlers I reckon
>>221186547I still remember when he showed a bunch of kids how chicken nuggets were made expecting them to be disgusted but they still didn’t care and wanted to eat them anyway. He’s still punishing Britons for that audacity today
>>221186598I’m drunk
>>221186136Looks like a vanilla slice.
>>221186598Most know how nuggets and sausages are made, he is a cry baby that his shock tactics didn't work.
The shooey is so disgusting, that island needs to be nuked chii
>>221186922in Finland graduates drink champagne from their graduation caps every may day and it's customary to never wash them
>>221186263truth nukelamingtons are shit too
