Prev >>221187953Bidet edition
>>221189731I went to Malaysia a few years ago and got confused but the bathroom hose and thought it was just a thing they used to wash feet so I did that the whole two weeks I was there lol
Never flew with Spirit
Joe Bidet wake up
>>221189747
>>221189719I’ve never been able to enjoy /mu/, despite being a huge music snob and being really into that sort of scene during /mu/’s heyday
I promised myself I wouldn't buy any new minis until the summer and then Warlord releases a Polish vs Ottoman Pike and Shotte set...
>>221189731This OP was inspired by one of my posts
>>221189744At least you didn’t think it was for drinking water; sucking on the poo hose
How about Polish Omniman vs Kike Shota
>>221189800I don’t know what any of that means
Dehydrated award
>>221189815Kidney stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08
I had a bidet for a few years and it was glorious. It could give you a high colonic if you fully opened the tap.
Had some leftover meatloaf for lunch
just got raped
>>221189835ur mom gave me a high colonic after draining my balls
>ten leafs in a row Holy fuck I'm coming Louise
>>221189852Wow
corr execution of the pooberg hath been enumerulatedyessir verily it haspropa endemic diss
>>221189852we own this general
>>221189852all me btw
I can't wait to neet this summer and play Skyrim all day
This nigga would have an aneurysm if he found out he wasn't obligated to inform us every time he takes a shit
>>221189870Summer off school isn't really NEETing. But enjoy.
just took a shit
>>221189890parentbergs think that if I'm not working 40+ hours a week while also graduating top of my class at a globally ranked uni then I'm some kind of layabout bum
I live in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area, yet there are some dirt and gravel roads within a block of the arterial roads. This isn't normal, is it?
>>221189852Not sure if that's ever happened before in /cum/.We are witnessing history
Any girls here want to be my gf
>>221189860Dude, you poop like 6 times a day. Tell your doctor.
>>221189932yes :3
>>221189926Society operates on Pareto’s 80/20 rule. Not only are you a layabout bum if you’re dead average, but you’re a layabout bum at 79th percentile as well.
>>221189926They want you to succeed
Couldn't understand why my mom would tell me to get a job during summer Doesn't she know the point of summer vacation is that you don't work?
>>221189929One small step for all meA giant leap for mankind
>>221189928pretty normal outside of the east coast I thinkAmerica's car based infrastructure means that even most of it's "cities" aren't really cities properly speakingwhere I'm from (in the US) lots of people in the suburbs and exurbs basically identify as country folk
>>221189890>Summer off school isn't really NEETingI personally think it is and it's driving me insane. A strange mix of beer, Michael Jackson, fast food, Dostoyevsky, and exercise is keeping me from going off the deep end.
>>221189985They're hiring
>>221189985Are you reading a book about a NEET student going off the deep end and murdering the local pawn shop clerks while being a NEET student trying not to go off the deep end
Where's the American and Non-Canadian thread
>>221189985I use the summer for vidya, bjj, and reading books I don't have time for during the school termalso I eat lots of slop
>>221190001The crazy thing about summer jobs is that boomers used to be able to spend the summer scooping ice cream, and then they could fund all their tuition and living expenses for the year (literally the story of my mother’s university experience). Meanwhile, I got an internship (paid) at a globally important top-10 corporation, and I’m in the fucking red for my living expenses during the summer, with nothing saved for the school year. The financial conditions that our generation is expected to tolerate are insane.
>>221190001>Tastee-FreezHow tf does an Ethiopian know about the original Dairy Queen>>221190003>Are you reading a book about a NEET student going off the deep end and murdering the local pawn shop clerksNo I'm reading Borthers Karamazov but Whatever is on my list and is pretty similar in content.
>>221190043I was talking about Crime & Punishment thoughbeit
catching up on the ufc from last nightseems like a true slop card
guess I'll go to bed so i can wake up for my stupid fucking job tomorrow
what's an easy high paying job that requires a degree or qualification that i can just lie about having
may hafta drop anudda poobomb before cooking the lamb leggarn be propa succilent diss wunreckon a medium rare
>>221190060>my stupid fucking job lucky, all I have tomorrow is Church where my family uses it as an opportunity to awkwardly point out all the girls I should be going for
>>221190043>>221190046ummmmyou do know that ummmdostoyevsky is toadally a dating red flagduh
>>221190090What do girls say about Dostoyevsky being a dating red flag
>>221190001corr reminds me of that film im finking of ending fingspropa good dat wunaustralina woman from little miss sunshineirish recentnoscar winning womantodd from breaking baddavid thewlis>>221190034ummm hello like the latter half of twentieth century was a temporaryblipdiss just a regress to normality for human civilizationyoure entitledand very glib
>>221190084are the girls cute
>>221190105dunnojust herd bout it innitincel fiction innit
>>221190022Same here. Summer here is like Winter in MN but worse because the city is all-consuming and you can't just go to a forest or countryside to leave, while gas is criminally expensive. I'll probably finish that lengthy substack article I've been working on and hope and pray that they give me a job.In the meantime I'll be drinking picrel and working through MJ's discography while eating dogshit and working out/swimming.
these guys are kino. keep living the tribal live bros, the alternative is lonely
mental wen men do it its an "incel walk"wen foids do it for ts a "hot girl walk"apid nazissists innit
>>221190116>I'm Thinking Of Ending ThingsWasn't a fan of this one, and normally I love Charlie Kaufman.It was just too weird and esoteric. And depressing, but not in a thought provoking way
>>221189860good kittingtonshire
goodnight
>>221190130whats the article about
>>221190069ass licking fagtard
>>221190148goood night
it's that time of night eh
>>221190144but the acting was great thats what matters imowasnt dat esoteric imoonly bit didnt relly jive was the end imonow dat was propa weird
>>221190069Doctor or lawyer
>>221190137reminds me of the album coverof death grips exmilitary
>>221190137I wonder what their religion is
Why so many American soldiers in Japan?
>>221190171bro diss dude better than average british junior doctor
>>221190190For me, it’s the humble “physician associate” fake doctors of the UK (VGH)
>>221190120>are the girls cuteYeah but there's no real way I can ever interact with them with my family there, while they almost never go to church events. I'm also not a local with no connections to the area so that is against me too given a lot of these girls marry guys they want to school with the second they're legal. Not to mention I'm not really into the idea of a lot of tradwife stuff given they tend to be just as predatory and exploitative as liberal wives in an inverse way.>>221190144It would have been a lot better and more believable with a young male MC instead of a female one. I have a hard time grappling with a female character that thinks about and understands things the way she does given I know how women are irl.
>>221190185America needs to use Japan and the rest of the island chains to attack China, after attacking Japan for rudely attacking China
>>221190120
>>221190236vapidity epiphanized
The Year is 1622Virginia is finally becoming prosperous thanks to the "stinking weed", tobacco. There's peace with the natives, also thanks to John Rolfe, who married PocahontasThe settlers think they can convert the Indians to Christianity, and so welcome them into their homes, settlements, and plantations as friends rather than avowed enemiesAnd then on March 22, the Indians treacherously breach the peace. Taking advantage of the settlers' hospitality and wish to convert them, they fan out across the settlements and enter the homes of those who think them friends. And then, all at once, they strike and kill those friends. They kill men, women, and children alike, and wipe out a third of the colony in one devastating strokeYet Virginia survived, and by the time the war ended ten years later, had effectively ended the Indian threat in the Tidewater for goodBut conversion and friendship were forever off the table as a general thing after this point, as the treachery had been stunning, and that mistake was not to be repeated
>>221190221I hate the stupid X on the map where the borders of Kazakhstan, Russia, Mongolia, and China converge.
>>221190254is diss your substack article
>>221190254In 1622 everyone smelled really bad because there was farm animal poop everywhere and bathing was difficult
>>221190254Dude “stinking weed” lmao
>watch coming of age movie>have to fight the urge to kill myself because i never came of age
>>221190152>whats the article aboutHow Brazil and Russia are the two countries the U.S most resembles politically and culturally and how the future of this country is going to be a gradual decline into self-imposed irrelevance and mismanagement rather than civil war and balkanization. It's an extension and analysis of the dinergoth thesis that gained traction and lives rent-free in my head given I've experienced the rise of that phenomenon personally given I've lived in this country's hinterlands my entire life.
>>221190266/cum/ should invade and claim a large circular piece of land in that spot to fix it. Our new country will be called "Cummistan"
>>221190213do events and make connections. being from another town can actually work to your benefit because its a clean slate where no one knows who you are so you can pretend to be more confident and cool than you actually areplus the girls might find it endearing and exotic that you're from wichita kansas or wherever the fuck you're from
>>221190266that exact point is called crouch end
>>221190185In 1945, American President Millard Fillmore sent a diplomatic envoy to Japan. There it was agreed that the costly Japanese military would be dissolved so they could retool all of their heavy machining and focus on highly-desired Honda & Toyota cars instead of katana, teppo and yumi. In exchange, America would station permanent military deployments exclusively consisting of: Green Berets, SAS, Rangers and Navy Seals in the event that Korea attempted to invade Japan like they did back in 1910.
>>221190290The Turkish word for “republic” is “cumhuriyet”
eating hashbrown patties and onion rings dipped in plum sauce
>>221190305>Millard Fillmore
>>221190254that's what they get for trusting the injuns
Cummistan. Cum in Stan. Cum in Jason's stan. It's that Canadian fag with the fucked up skin that lusts over Jason. Pakistan. Pack a stan. Stuff that fag with cotton
>>221190291>being from another town can actually work to your benefit because its a clean slate where no one knows who you are so you can pretend to be more confident and cool than you actually areAnother issue is my age and status. I'm 22 years old and unemployed living with my parents. Even though I'm nice and attractive physically that automatically makes me a fucking loser in the eyes of any girl looking for a husband.>the girls might find it endearing and exotic that you're from wichita kansas I was born here but grew up in MN. It is endearing and interesting but the problem is the stuff I already mentioned.
>>221190338>Canadian fag with the fucked up skin?
>>221190351>grew up in MNHey it’s George Floyd
>>221190376St. Floyd
GirlfriendI'm gonna tell your boyfriend, yeahTell him (yoo-hoo)Exactly what we're doin', yeahTell him what you do to meLate at night when the wind is freeGirlfriendI'm gonna show your boyfriend, yeahShow him (yoo-hoo)The letters I've been savin', yeahShow him how you feel insideAnd how love could not be denied, oh noWe're gonna have to tell himYou'll only be a girlfriend of mine
Man we kneelin on these niggas necks, applyin pressure suuwoohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc_fxJ0M4t4
>>221190359The Leaf (a Hindoo in demeanor) that would flirt with Jason and link gay black guy porn. Has discolored skin on his thighs. Got HIV through an Eskimo from Nunavut.
>>221190324Yes, the very president whose administration oversaw the sweeping changes in Japanese government that laid the foundations for today's Japan.
>>221190376I've sometimes contemplated what being Black would change about me. Probably not much is what I've deduced.
muh clih leah
The flag of Hawaii has the British flag on it.Why do you tolerate that like cucks?
>>221190465We have bigger problems right now
>>221190465https://youtu.be/v2c5QHtgFxY
>>221190434I genuinely don't know if you are being serious or not.
>>221190465>Why do you tolerate thatBecause weirdly enough it had nothing to do with Hawaii's era as a British protectorate. It's simply because Hawaii's king at the time really liked how the Union Jack looked when he met British envoys for the first time.And tbf, it's an excellent flag. Probably the best one with the ensign on it (though I am a little biased towards ensign flags because the Union Jack is a great flag).
>>221190449I can't wait to feel your smooth zoomer face between my thighs while you're taking a break from sucking my dick whilst wearing the same underpants as I am
>>221190509Jason…
>>221190509Jerk off before posting here please
>>221190500How about Union Jackin’ Off
Hawaii and Puerto Rico should be independent
Drinking another trippel
Going for a jog in these
>>221190540Every State should be independent and come together only to wage war
my farts tell a story
there once was a man from nantucketwhose dick was so long he could suck ithe said with a grinas he wiped off his chin,"if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"
>>221190540Hawaii should lose statehood and be downgraded to Puerto Rico status
>>221190553The various states of the United States would constantly be at war with each other without a federal gun to their heads telling them to stand down
>>221190465tell trump
Guys... I was memeing, I don't actually like big black cock. I thought about it a few times but I know it isn't for me.
>>221190597I felt the same way about oysters until I tried them
>>221190613Nigga sucks off niggas
Favorite meal is a dozen raw oysters and half a pound of peel and eat shrimp served cold
>>221190613for me it's snails.
>>221189890How do you even pronounce that name? So chi till?
I wonder if I could hypnotize myself to become an arfid autist who only want to eat cheesy potatoes or somethingcould be economical
>>221190597Your days are numbered you dysgenic freak
>>221190657Snails are like meatier mussels, very underrated and I bet they could catch on here if somebody put their minds to it
Mussels, clams, oysters that's some good shit
stray cat hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fTz650tdi4
>>221190640Can I get uhhhhhhh dozen raw oysters and a dirty martini and a ribeye
>>221189890bitches out there giving themselves cancer to own the capitalismo o algo
>>221190711I'm convinced this girl is a CIA psyop. Ain't no way people are obsessing over this mid girl
>>221190744She's very cute you curmudgeon
>>221190744Being a mischling is an ick but her attitude reminds me of my favourite ex girlfriend of all time
>>221190711>The uploader has not made this video available in your countryThis is leaf discrimination
I feel like a girl inside and I don't know what to do
>>221190597Is this an attempt at humor? I know I'm too old to be here anymore but is this suppose to be funny?
Feeling the insides of a girl and I know just what to do
>>221190744Have you seen what zoomers have to work with? Slim pickings I say
>>221190351Hey buddy, I'm your somali neighbor ;) How does it feel knowing we aren't going anywhere!
>>221190812>picJFC
>>221190812Who's that clown in the middle
>>221190744Nooo don't fall for the mixed race attractive women psyophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2M4_lTbvtE
>>221190812Is the one in the middle a bio trans girl?
>>221190828Pagliacci
>>221190834Please stop linking videos i can't watch
On one hand I am flattered that I made an attractive, White homosexual deeply infatuated with me. On the other hand it blackpills me that I'm unintentionally skilled at making gay men attracted to me as a "bottom" yet I still can't pull very much on the female front because as I said I give "bottom" vibes.
how do I learn to love the common man, the simple yeoman
>>221190859ayo this nigga on the brink of trooning out
it's ok to be trans everyone deserves to be comfortable in their own body
>>221190812Whoever brainwashed Zoomettes into thinking drag fashion was hot deserves to be lynched and hung on the New Years Rockin' Eve ball drop in NYC
>>221190864Stab em with a knife
>>221190828>>221190838Chappel Roan a woman(female)
>>221190889Umm that’s a bit antisemitic…
>>221190819Aww nobody took my bait?https://voca.ro/157dpgPWggDu>>221190859Is this suppose to be funny? I can't tell if this is what zoomer humor has deduced too or if you're genuinely mentally broken from excessive internet usage
>>221190791shut the fuck up unc, that shit was mad funny
>>221190812Really funny how the one in the middle is such a literal clown show that no one is talking about how shit the one on the right looks
>>221190935Billie walled before she even turned 18
>>221190892How about Chappel Roman and she says “Salve” and “Civis Romanus sum”
>>221190812>overdone midcentury "smoke show" pin-up aesthetic>demon>wigger
>>221190914>Is this suppose to be funnySee 221190509>>221190935Billie would be hot if she didn't bog, even then I bet she'd be fantastic in the sack
New gmod is amazing
Here are those sex symbols I was talking about
>>221190978v told me it flopped
>>221190979wrong pic but point still stands
>>221190972It's not funny though, where is the punchline?
>>221191022>It's not funny though, where is the punchline?It's not really a joke, more of a sad observation
Did you eat your protein candy today bros?
>>221190914Are you the Oklahoma nigga
total nagger death
>>221190857Why do yall canucks keep posting ugly women
>>221191079This is a very problematic post
>>221191091We call "Okalahoma niggas" Oklahomeboys.If they aren't Black they're Oklahomos.
>>221191042Do you go outside? I don't get why people on here make being socially inept and not getting girls their personality, focus on working out and talking to people. It's so weird how even after not frequenting this site for years this is still a common theme deeply woven into the fabric of this site.
If I was cryingIn the van, with my friendIt was for freedomFrom myself and from the land
>>221190834Like seriously, "Zhang" what the hell is that
Can’t stand niggards…
>>221191118Dude's a fag
>>221191091What does that mean? I only came here to laugh at /pol/tards but this site barely has any leaking onto other boards anymore.
https://youtu.be/MMrOZte3hvo?si=8hbo_eP8A6FQn7W9It's a beautiful thing
>>221191129oy vey
>>221190857Raped by Bill C-17 I see. Sad!
>>221191108https://youtu.be/tSBUNxo-HU0
I was unrionically born in Oklahoma
>>221191138That explains it, not exactly sure how that's suppose to be funny but than again I'm not a teenager which is the core demographic of this site.
>>221191148How about Bill C-67
think of a famous person from Oklahomayou CAN'T!
How about Bill Clinton
>>221191147Workers of the world, unite!
>I was unrionically born in Oklahoma
>>221191118>Do you go outsideYes, I go to a major university as a matter of fact and might even have a girl for summer.>I don't get why people on here make being socially inept and not getting girls their personalityBecause I have nowhere else to talk about this type of stuff given I have no friends and my parents don't give a fuck at all and just tell me to "stay positive">>221191138>Dude's a fagI wish, it'd make a lot of things so much easier. Sadly I'm not.
>>221191182LOL
>>221191171>BillFuck I'm drunk and retarded and confused Bill C-17 with Bill C-11>>221191176Woody Guthrie but sadly he's a gigafag
>>221191176One of my favorite vids I ever jacked off to features a girl from Oklahoma
>>221191176Timothy McVeigh
>>221191160
Whoaug I’m getting unplurgged from the matrix
>>221191233We are... REDEEMED
>>221191201Most imageboards are filled with socially inept losers who make being rejects their personality, the obscure ones are better but trust me staying on here won't do you any good.
>>221190547>wear them backwards>unzips>can shit while running
>>221191287Do Oklahomans really do this?
>>221191282Kaneda, what do you see?
>>221191327You can also use it to show off your buttplug jewellery while holding in the runners trots. Win-win!
>>221191288>staying on here won't do you any goodI go here because nowhere else works for me while there's also a bit of tradition given I've been lurking on this site since I've been 12 given I had a really, really rough childhood. Believe me, I am for the most part a socially inept loser, so I naturally fit in here. Also I'm drunk.https://youtube.com/watch?v=crbFmpezO4A&
>>221191329an Oklahoman Democrat is a chimera
I’m an Oklahoma nigga and I wanna be free
>>221191329It's true i was the Oklahoman democrat
know some young niggas like to swang
gooning to gock
Soon the internet will be 90% thirdies farming engagement with horrific AI slop
>>221191753>SoonAlready is
Do you think when we're old we'll be falling for indian and nigerian scammers like boomers are now
>>221189731Joe Bidet
>>221191851strong possibility
>>221191851Anyone can fall for a scam, no matter how smart they are. Especially now that AI is becoming so good
Everybody *loves* to argue about crime up/crime down, but what's so devastating about mass immigration into safe European countries and into states like Maine is that they're all basically going from 0 to 1. That binary shift from "basically no crime" to "now we have crime and you can argue every year about whether it's going up or down" is a far bigger shift. Zero to one is the big one. It's just completely insane that anybody would ever do that to themselves willingly. All kinds of things that weren't relevant before will now be relevant. Such a stupid waste.
Beer exists
>>221192447says who?
>pharmacy 5 minutes away from me suddenly blocked my prescriber>other pharmacies are 20+ mins away
>>221191866How about Jew Bidet
I usually average about a 10:1 ratio of total replies in the thread to (You)s.
>>221192664Beer yummy
Would you patronize this café?
>>221193569That's not the way I would prefer to drink milk from a Japanese woman, but I would still pay for it, I think
Worth noting that Osakans are traditionally the violent ghetto niggers of the native Japanese population
>>221193613So true…
>>221193647I had a Japanese gf whose dad was from Osaka :^)
>dead general
>>221194216I'M HERE ya fuck i was making breakfast and putting the morning music on
Du willst den Gaymannhomosex habben, ja? Dann suchen wir dich!
listening to 1 song on repeat while I lift rn
>>221194349"dude!.. looks like!.. a lady! dude!.. looks like!.. a LADYYYYAGH!"*drops from the pull-up bar*
Church /cum/ sucks....
>>221194604how do you know we're not posting from church?
>>221190828
Cue Piousanon
Getting your children to learn to play instruments early is more important to getting them to play in sports. Instruments are a skill you CANNOT start and get good at later in life.
Halo Reach was pretty good.
>>221194955instrument is an outdated skill with no use and even less use as AI progresses
>>221194955Then they'll be annoying like the piano guy here
>>221194955https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5EFsUU7RRAthis nigga was 21 when he started learning piano
>>221194973Playing in a team sport is definitely more useful I'm sure.It doesn't matter if musicians are starving artists your kids will resent you for not getting you into various extracurricular activities especially including music
>>221195002Wow, it's literally dogshit.
>>221195013I'm thankful my parents didnt force another extracurricular. I hated the ones I was put in already and left as soon as I was allowed toPhysical health starts in your early years and is far more important than anything else (including learning to write)
>>221194955i say encourage them in what comes naturally. when in doubt, sports. at least they'll be healthy.>>221194972i come to love that game more and more as time goes on. this sounds dorky, because it is, but playing that on legendary with the... i don't remember the name, whatever skull makes it so you die, mission over with some friends taking it semi-seriously, was fucking fantastic.
>>221195030>>yeah you'd know
>>221195041The annoyance you felt with extra curricula is nothing compared to the lifelong anguish of a kid that didn't get to do anything as a kid
Have you ever considered that it's not the fault of /tv/ being the worst board but instead that of a dying industry
Americans be like yeah lemme get one Italian Hero Roll
>>221195041>Physical health starts in your early years and is far more important than anything elseUnironically this. Most fat people's physical health was neglected in early to mid childhood
>>221195050I think that’s the Mythic skull? Not 100% sure. But yeah, the Bungie Halo games are pretty much my favourite shit ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBoxVpnsw6c
>>221195082extracurriculars were a humiliation ritual for me as a child unless you're counting the overnight camps and after school and summer camps/daycares I was in, I gained literally nothing from the sports except losing self esteem.I got bodied by a literal midget in wrestling and in baseball I got hit in the spine with a baseball and never swung the bat again. Then I quit both of those and later in life practiced them on my own and got significantly better and had a lot more fun and made more connections with people.
>>221195194The annoyance you felt with extra curricula is nothing compared to the lifelong anguish of a kid that didn't get to do anything as a kid.
>>221195203>get to do anythingare you a zoomer who spent all your free time inside or something? Every generation before zoomers spent almost all of their free time outside
>>221195131they are the best. we got super dorky with it, too. we tried to dress our spartans in roles for it. i was the explosive guy, so i was in all grenades and ammo packs. my girlfriend was the medic, so she was red and white and had the little medkit on her hip. my older brother was our sharpshooter, so he was all sniper-looking. and a friend of mine was our pilot/driver, so he was sort of an astronaut type armor. i can't believe we actually beat it, because every time, someone's something was on the fritz. either a controller, internet connection, mic, someone being too drunk. seeing that final cutscene felt amazing.
>For I am an engine>And I'm rolling onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=perw6fAtULM
>>221195350Sounds like Halo at its best. Some of my favourite memories are playing Halo 3, ODST, and Reach with my best friends. Reach was great for the customization.
please god just let me have this
>>221195401this, but with my penis inside her vagina
>>221194987I'm annoying?
I bring my gun to the function
>>221195478Bring your penis
>>221195514Damn shorty i aint got it on me rn
hear me out: a lesbian couple where one got infected with a mind eating virus and is basically a chill zombie now. The kicker is that the partner of the zombie-girl still loves her and appears even pleased at times that her partner is now helpless and easily manipulated.
>>221195608gunpla model ass. alternate penis/non-penis lower section
>>221195649>story about a gay couple themes of grooming, non-consent and sexual abusehow creative
Doin a lil bump off her kitchen counter top
https://youtu.be/eDNTP0yN5Hs
do white women really get mad when they see wmaf couples?
>>221195899Yes
this bait nigga goin crazy
>>221195899I don't think normal people associate everything with race but then again I'm not a women
Hath to help brotherstein today I wonder when he's finna text
My neovagina is menstruating what do I do? It's never done this before
>>221195940this. i see all kinds. the good couples are the ones where they're laughing. happiness is the ticket to the station!
I drank 2 Old Fashioneds and 10 lager beers. And took 2 10mg edibles also.
>>221195975Sad...
>>221195678I like it
>Old Fashioned Wow, that's something I haven't heard in a looong time. I'm an oldfag and that's something from my father's time
>>221195940I had a roommate who had a Latina gf and she would jokingly call him a race traitor
ask a bitch her body count and she looks at you like this
>>221196017Yeah I guess so. I’m kind of spazzing out because I start a new job in a week. Gotta get shitfaced for posterity or whatever. But it would be embarrassing to admit how much I have enjoyed my time crushing beers and playing single-player video games. But maybe I’m just a piece of shit I guess,
I knew this guy, he was half Indian half Guyanese, he looked like a model. Anyway, he had a Latina gf who was an illegal immigrant, she was part of the DREAM program or whatever . We always joked about calling ICE on her
>>221196130>I start a new job next week so I decided to feed all my addictions until thenSmart...
>>221195975I wish edibles did anything to me. Even after not partaking for months a 50 mg edible gave me a mild buzz at most while a couple hits of flower had me stoned the gills.
business idea: eating breakfast
Super weird dream my aunt was visiting in a nearby house and she kept coming over bothering us with crap. Then she gave me her computer to transfer some files and I accidentally installed a virus so the screen just started flashing random scenes many of them violent. I started to hurry to delete all my personal info and pics on the computer but i wasn't sure if I did it fast enough . scene changes and I'm trying to catch a flight. Halfway through my flight my friend gets bored and launches a small plane out of the commercial plane, but he doesn't really know how to fly it and we start to go down and i fall down onto the commercial plane try to grab hold of something but I start falling realizing I am going to die now and there's nothing I can do but wait
>>221196152Yeah well, tomorrow I’m starting fresh. Or today. Truly my ideal existence is being a trust fund baby who can afford to get cross-faded everyday and play Halo, Half-Life, Cyberpunk, Elder Scrolls. Portal, Forza, Dishonored, Doom, Tony Hawk, and othersuch excellent single player experiences. But this is not my lot in life. So I guess I’ll rawdog this bitchfaggot reality for a while and stack up some bread. Nahmsayin? I’m gonna get my money long. I’ll drive a BMW.
hello. time for church
>>221196187That’s crazy. I’ve been a consistent stoner for years and 30mg edibles will send my ass to Jupiter. 20mg is the fun zone.
>>221196187fat fuck
>>221196290God be with you. may He bless you, and your family, friends and loved ones with health, peace, and happiness. and the same for all here in /cum/.
/cum/ is so peaceful when zoom zoom isnt here
>>221196290Piousanon!
>>221196359I kinda love him. He’s such a 4chan goober. But he has opinions on every subject. He’ll Probably be one of the ones who makes it.
>>221196387He has a nice ass too
>>221196341you too!
>>221196387take off the proxy fag
Any talk about namefags is inorganic and is just the namefag talking about himself and changing flags with a Vpn Do not respond to namefags, do not engage them for any reason.
i have a tainted understanding of fatherhood and as a result, don't know how good fathers behave.
KILL namefags infact
Remember the video game Skyrim? Wow.
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