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>>221204164gifs you can hear
>>221204334what the FUCK is the point of having your shoes off AND mentioning it and not fucking showing your feet you dumb ik ook cunt
>>221204399Footfags should be lined up against a wall and shot
My wife was killed and raped by a man with a mechanical arm
Venom Snake... You bastard..
Footfags would you do in this situation?
I turn 30 today. Am I unc status yet?
>>221204424>he can't appreciate the anatomical differences and intricacies between non-sexual parts of the female body
I deserve this
>>221204516Shot.
>>221204490My fyp is full of this goth girl foot bait AI shit
>>221204490>>221204535why do you watch porn?
>non-sexual parts of the female bodysuch as?
>>221204577The brain
>>221204562I do not “watch porn”, I goon.
>>221204502buy a time share like a real boomer
I don’t want to die.
>>221204651you have no choice
Did you know that in Europe you don't need to refrigerate eggs? They do not wash them, unlike in North America. And washing them removes the natural protective anti bacterial layer eggs have.
Just ONCE I would like to make it through an ENTIRE DAY without having a BRUH moment!!!
If I see what could be a lust provoking image, I simply hit hide. I do not expand and look at it.
smoking that shit that made ralph wig em
How can this nightmare be my life
https://www.qu4tre.be/infos/la-synagogue-de-liege-celebre-sa-reouverture/2014286the us ambassador to belgium and his husband came to the reopening of the liège synagogue, there was an explosion in front of it two months ago, he was 'very present right after the antisemitic attack'yanks are funny
smoking that shit that made will feral
We need to start posting buff guys without shirts
>>221204663If I was actually certain I would die, I’d like to think that I’d have the courage to kill myself immediately. However, with advancements in medical technology, I want to see if humanity can achieve immortality in my lifetime.
Smokin that shit that made Derrick Forreal
saw three ukrainian flags flying in front of three different houses today and not even accompanied by an american one
the bosshttps://youtu.be/lc6F47Z6PI4
>>221204713Yeah we don’t do that in Europe
>>221204910Slava UkrainiThat’s the way it’s SUPPOSED to be
ktim
>>221204713It keeps thr rggs from going bad quickly but the membrane itself can be full of bacteria. I keep my eggs in a stack of containers and only wash them once I'm about to use them
>>221204980you weaklings drink beer or wine
>>221204992cute birb
Thoughts on incel terrorism and incel revolution?
I've never washed eggs in my life. That's bizarre
Society promised us SEX
>>221204577The vagina is non sexual it exists for birthing and peeing primarily
>>221205318They are washed when they are processed. Before they arrive at the grocery store.
>>221205346trvke, the only sexual organ is the penis
Asianoids wash their rice before they cook
>>221205346Vaginas are explicitly sexual in nature. They pee from an oriface external to the vagina
>>221205412like i'm gonna believe anything from a guy who can't spell orifice
>>221205412You're mind is in the gutter. Vaginas exist for birthing young and excreting urine which is an entirely nonsexual processIf you see a vagina and get erect there's something deeply wrong with you
https://youtu.be/UC-sZOLY_sg?si=eYPDKkV4juXiyEGJ&t=44
goobs
Crazy how a clitoris is functionally identical to the glans
sup fellas
>>221205442You think women pee from their vagina. I don't think you have room to talk
>>221205549I want to kiss you
>>221205549Huh
>>221205558whats up blood
>>221205558What's up cuz
>>221205558What's up ese
>>221205558What's up gangsta
>>221204334Sit on my face please babe
>>221205607>>221205621>>221205649>>221205684It's all good bros, how are you?
>>221205760I'm on a Connie Francis kick since last thread
>>221205760you are a cruel cold-hearted person
Just ate 5 cookies
>>221205779Never heard of her, share a good song >>221205802am I? Why?
>>221205779Distefano I want to tongue punch your fart box
>>221205549Crazy how most of women's sexual pleasure comes from a useless knob that is only there for the same reason men have nipples (i.e. it was supposed to grow into a penis if the person was male)
>>221205841Kill yourself Odio i froci
>>221205836I like Chitarra Romana and Volare
>>221205901Oh I know Volare but many people have sang that song, is she the original?
>>221205974No, I think she's like a crooner, only sings other peopes songs
>>221205994I see
Rape is my lifestyle
>>221205580Uhh girls aren't allowed to kiss each other??
>>221204804interesting fella this bill white lolhttps://www.brusselstimes.com/1983667/exclusive-us-ambassador-bill-white-doubles-down-in-circumcision-row
>>221206107
keep on rollin bay bay
>>221206266more like keep on scrolling am i right
circumcision is barbaric and should be outlawed
>>221206140fucking insane read lmao nigga needs to be exiled
>>221206308also we should get reparations
bought some blueberry lemonade vodka and it is NOT tasty, 2/10
I really like that Alyssa Liu girl. And we have the same birthday, too
>>221206345Is any vodka tasty?
>>221206404No it's all trash liquor. Garbage liquors come from garbage countries, this is the easiest way to tell if something is good.
È giust.
>>221206421what about finlandia and absolut
>>221206426This kind of stuff is why Germans and Brits always looked down on Italians. Only a cro-magnon would believe in such foolish superstitions.
>>221206448Even the finest most expensive high quality vodka is undrinkable gut-rot
>>221206308very antisemetic post
>>221206448It's all crap and Finland isn't really known for anything remarkable. They just sort of exist, they're like the Mexicans of Scandinavia.
ngl it low key sucks when your intricately woven web of lies begins to unravel
>>221206473Agreed
>>221206470How is it superstition
God moves in a mysterious way
fucking /tv/ is getting spammed with hurr durr was MJ a pedo or not threads. It's been going on for weeks now.
Mom made muffins
>>221206510absolut is from sweden
>>221206473Nah some of it it's ok.
>>221206404OP here: yes, some vodka is tastyI don’t think I’ll buy any more pre-mixed bottles of alcohol because if it tastes bad then I have to finish it anyway
Homemade pizza with bacon for dinner
>>221206545I know, I cross post on /tv/ and /int/. >>221206577>Says the eastern european
>>221206591not very kosher
>>221206601*kisses you*
>>221206545MJ was not mentioned in the Epstein files so he’s probably innocent
>>221206545He totally was a pedoAnyone who thinks otherwise is in denial
>>221206653>>221206656Whomst to believe...
>>221206545he wasn'tthe ONLY guy in hollywood charged for being a pedo? what about the people who put brooke shields naked in a movie when she was 13? what about the ones on the epstein list?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME
>>221206591hell yeah
we should watch moonwalker
>>221206684WASTED AND WOUNDED
>>221206684
>>221206591>dinnerHello Newfie
>>221206720Literally me
Kill before I die, kill them allPass down the righteous law
>>221206592We are more southeast, I'm not even a drinker but a Beluga is not so harsh, I prefer that instead of whiskey or whatever else.
>>221206729I live in Prince Edward Island
Rye whiskey is so much better than scotch whiskey it's unreal
Anyone who thought MJ was a pedo is stupid. He didn't have a childhood himself, his father ran the family like a god damned boot camp, he was always rehearsing and shit and never got to be a kid. That's why he hung out with kids, because inside mentally he still was one. It wasn't disgusting or lewd it was sad but wholesome
>>221206773Any cute women there?
>>221206773i lived in pownal for a year when i was a kidnice place!
>>221206791Yes
My hot cousin who barely posts herself at all just posted a full body swimsuit vid of her on ig… today is my lucky day
>>221206570Are you trying to imply Sweden is good?
>>221206852Yeah I fucked her
>Canadian women
>>221206852She posted that because she wants Chad to see it
>>221206426He’s probably 7th generation ‘Italian’ American
>>221206882>*Canadian lesbians
>>221206879calm down
>>221206915well if anon links it I'll make sure Chad sees it
>>221206882Ooooo lala
>>221206779Scotch is pretty overrated imo, only one I really like is monkey shoulder Enjoy bourbon a lot more
>>221206879what's your preferred sort of spirits then
>>221206917Sei sbagliatt. That webm is old by about ten years. He's in his 50s, it's perfectly reasonable that his parents were born in italy
I'm addicted to groceries
I hope Demonrats are happy they killed Spirit airlines, they really do hate black people.
>>221206992Eating booty like groceries?
I really wonder what they want to convey to a German audience with the word PERKY I still have no idea what an intense perky pepper is
>>221206933Wasn't talking to you sweaty. Maybe calm down yourself. >>221206963Whiskey and beer are top tier. Wine is sugarjuice for women and gays.
>>221207012it perks you up ig
Are all Canadian soccer girls leabians
>>221207074
>>221207075Does she really eat pussy?HOT
>>221207096Idk I'm asking
>>221207093
>>221207075Yes. They all have that butch flat plate potato face and stern look too. They're always slightly on edge about something that's not quite apparent, and they always dress in athletic wear when they're doing anything at all.
>>221207075>he doesn't know about the lesbian sports grooming gangsyou think I'm joking but I'm actually not. there's a lot of forced lesbianism in women's sports
>>221207075chatgpt refuses to answer my queries on why so many female athletes are fags as opposed to male athletes
>>221207150Try grok
>>221207150
>>221207150All AI are slowly being gimped with such rules. They actually provide fewer answers than just a regular Google search at this point.
>>221207150Because athletics are a masculine activity and gay women are more masculine
>>221207177>they need special federal projects funded with tax dollars just to be heard>instead of just writing a piece of music>and letting it speak for itselflol like pottery. woman does a thing man does and it's a celebrated national achievement.
God please remove all the pajeets. There are too many in my town now. I didnt mind the chinese but pajeets have to go.
>>221207150The premise has some basis in survey data, and researchers point to several overlapping explanations.First, women in the general population report higher rates of same-sex attraction and bisexuality than men do across most countries — so part of the gap in sports simply mirrors a broader societal pattern.Second, and probably just as important, is stigma and concealment among men. Homophobia in men's sports — especially high-profile team sports — has historically been intense, leaving many gay male athletes closeted. Gay men in sports are likely undercounted rather than genuinely underrepresented.Third, there's a cultural dynamic around gender norms. Women athletes have long had to navigate tension between athleticism (coded as "masculine") and femininity expectations, which tends to create more fluid attitudes toward gender and sexuality generally. Men's sports have more strongly reinforced traditional masculinity, which is often tied to heterosexual identity.Finally, women's sports developed more accepting subcultures from the 1970s onward, partly through connections to feminist movements. Greater visibility of openly gay women athletes (Martina Navratilova, Megan Rapinoe, etc.) then made it easier for subsequent generations to be open — a self-reinforcing cycle. Men's sports have had far fewer openly gay role models at the elite level.So the gap is less about homosexuality being more *common* among female athletes in an absolute sense, and more about female athletes facing far fewer barriers to being open about it.
>>221207177How is that a catch-22
I forgot how to read
>>221207249God doesn't talk to us anymore, and it's understandable why.
>these 5 lick each other's clits
>>221207285That's a Brazilian but I don't blame you for not being able to tell
>>221207247simmer down
>>221207285>picI'm glad this guy is making the most of his fucked up face
>>221207286That's so hot
.webms are not loading for me todaythis vexes me
>>221207286>feminism is now hitting women at a biological levelKEK
>>221207286No they go shopping at the health food store for 3 hours in their turquoise SUV before getting in a fight at home about who forgot to pick up chia seeds. Then one of them drinks too much wine and throws a glass ornament at the other one who hides in the bathroom and cries for 40 minutes until a neighbour calls the police and the drunk one is arrested and the crying one shouts at the police for arresting her and slips on broken glass and then assaults an EMT and also gets arrested and their dogs (pitbull mixes) are taken to the animal shelter where they fight the staff and get euthanized.
Look at this fuckin lineup. You can't tell me they ain't dykes
>>2212072865>4>2>3>1
>>221207380Fuck, you nailed it, man.
>>221207394they ain’t dykes
>>221207394DISGUSTING male face syndrome. Does anyone have the webm of a canadian olympic "woman" blobsledding or whatever?
>>221207420
>>221207420All female sportsballers are dykes until proven otherwise
>>221207394My cousin who lives in Jersey said she quit the basketball team because she's the only one not lesbian and they are being weird to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2k-BNySLI
>>221207394a truly high testosterone bunch of broads
>>221207462Alex Morgan is straight
Watching the Red Sox game and they aren't losing but not winning
>>221207462All except Beach Volleyballitrixes
>>221207481women shouldnt even be playing sports.
>>221207486Love this sketch so much.
>>221207540They can do gymnastics and ice skating and swimming is healthy for women. But I don't know about anything else
How does one immigrate to Canada
>>221207587Be Indian
>>221207587Get a tourist visa then decide you want to stay and apply for a job
>>221207481my sister had a similar experience. bunch of lesbos on the basketball team, but she was the best one so they couldn't bully her too hard but they were always groping her tits and ass "as a joke" and she just kinda had to deal with it. I think she probably was good enough she could have played in college but she didn't even want to since she'd be on the bottom of the totem pole there.
>>221207587be indian and pay one of the countless crooked government employees or for-profit scam companies to say you're a student or a refugee once you're here they give you welfare and you can just stay forever. find another pajeet and shit out a kid so they can't deport you.
>>221207632I thought that was the webbum where her pants busted open
>>221207632imagine her farts
>>221207629Lesbians are unironically considered a menace in most communities including the gay one. Gay men famously hate lesbians. Lesbos have the highest rates of domestic violent out of any couples.
>>221207632incredible
Watched my boy Ki-Adi-Mundi die
ICE are not the bad guys
done with bathberg, time for gameberg
>>221207587Get a paramotor and fly 25nm over a wooded area. Work cash trades on Kijiji until you befriend someone.
>>221207669I am not familiar with that one but would love to add it to my collection. >>221207675I like to pretend girls don't do that.
>>221207698Honestly women just report abuse more whether it's actual abuse or petty whining over trivial things
Why by the 3 Furies would you want to immigrate to Canada
>>221207739Yeah right, and blacks don't actually commit more crime they're just victims of racism or something.
>>221207731you just know she farted like 10 times during that whole bounce
Afraid to fart cuz I'm sure it's a shart
>>221207731These women will take your soul away
well well look at the clock, it's beer time already
One day I'd like to try touching some boobs. It looks like a lot of fun.
>>221207698I can see why, cause these girls were just fucking nuts, nigga. there was one girl on the team who clearly hated every second of it, but she'd been "groomed" into the lesbian group and so she joined the team and all the lesbians were just cruel to her. girls are good at hiding that sort of thing though in public, I only knew cause of my sister's stories
>>221207795As long as she's extracting it through my penis I'm OK with it.
>>221207797stick your hand is sand, pour some milk on itsame thing
i got dat ushie gushie
i look like a chad but im a manlet so it doesnt really work
>>221207731I don't have the original but it's this one
Most of you could have a gf or wife but you're not willing to make any concessions. You fail to recognize the vast majority of couples are not happy and the guy is tolerating immense levels of frustration just for a crumb of pussy. You can have a girl but you need to be willing to pay for everything and also risk getting divorce raped, and/or be a hen-pecked subordinate who does what she says all the time. LOTS of hot jewish girls looking for guys just like this, depends how badly you want to get your dick wet.
Women need to stop making everything sexual. Fucking whores
>>221207885post jaw
>>221207942how are we supposed to entice chad then huh bet you didn't think of that did ya
just turned a nigga into a smurf
The only way women can get people to watch women's sports is by showing off their asses
Been dipping into my cat's xanax supply lately, hopefully she don't notice
>>221207938would visit Israel for she
Men's lifting. Keep in mind this nigga is only 80% of a full person.
chris farley was the besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXyW5w5RRFY
Women's lifting.
>>221208121He looks like the monster inc guy
>>221208156kek
>>221208143Is that pee
>>221208188its squirt juice
>>221208188something tells me you already know the answer.
>>221207143Based
God damnit why don't any of these rice burner assholes ever get in a crash and die. nobody wants to listen to your shitty ass Honda.
>build $5000 gaming pc>use it to watch youtube videos all day with an occasional single player game
>>221208213Is it normal for women to pee while lifting weights
>>221208234>in bed at 2AM trying to choke the chicken>dickface revs his piece of shit outside the windowShould be a short trip to the undertaker for these motherless stunads
>>221208234Used to know a guy in Georgia who called those loud modded ricer cars "Mexican engineering" because they were shitty and driven by latinx.
>>221204464sounds made up
>>221208287>diddyblud doesn't know the reference
The ultra straight flag is so much more aesthetically pleasing and righteous than the evil-looking super straight flag.
>>221208242Yes, it's a malfunction of the body induced by them doing something they're not supposed to be doing. Women are meant to lift babies/toddlers and pot roasts, not 200lbs weights.
>>221208340um, women can do whatever that want to do
>>221208315>ultra straight>super straightqrd what's the difference
I’d go broke for a CRUMB of pussy
Help me get past King K Rool
>>221208270>>221208280why don't they take them on the highway? what's fun about driving in circles around neighborhoods with blind spots every 20 feet.
>>221208242>>221208340not exactly, women just have poor bladder control, the same as squirting is literally orgasm-induced urinary incontinence (its pee)women also pee if they laugh too hard
>>221208315it makes me think of the micro nation of San Marino
I found limited edition christian tarot cards made for shadow work that sounded cool as fuck in concept, only to find out the art on them is very obvious ai slop. So disappointing
>>221208365We can tell, sanjar
>>221208382>what's fun about driving in circles around neighborhoods with blind spots every 20 feet.They think it's even more fun to crowd into stripmall parking lots with 1000 other latinx and revv the engines.
Post cute yuri moments in women's soccer
>>221208382I used to live next to a highway and you learn to despise them all the same
>>221208357>super straightcis people who are only attracted to cis people of the opposite gender>ultra straighttrans people who are only attracted to trans people of the opposite gender
Too much faggotry in here again
>>221208186>JerkYeah I think that's what a lot of guys are doing with that webm
>>221208186What a woman!
>>221208478fags are surely annoying
Let us discuss this
Did anyone else soiface at the trailer for the new resident evil movie?
>>221208347And they will piss themselves accordingly.
never cared for the resident evil franchisevideo games or movies
>>221208542REmake is pretty good
>>221208478So you're saying super straight is faggotry? What the fuck is wrong with you, troon?
Is my dog white?
>>221208478too many Canadians
Them college girls write a nigga name on they toes
So basically the Iran thing was a mossad idea that backfired big time and now the whole world needs to sufferI don’t think that’s fair
>>221208534I would commit so many war crimes for those milkers
>>221207632Interesting sport
intense wave of loneliness and sadness when scrolling through the chronology of my most recently played games in steam
Why are you not doing stand up comedy?
>>221208594
>>221208614More of a sit down guy ;)
>>221208534Insane tits on that jewish bird
>>221208614Stand up comedy died after trump in 2016. Now it’s just political podcasts
>>221208526I didn't know Indians were so humble
>>221208614I have negative stage presence
>>221208614too funny
>>221208614I actually tried it a couple of times
just got a really good civ v spawn but I’m playing on Emperor difficulty so anything could happen
>>221208760>Bulgarian comedyWho here hates gypsies?*crowd cheers*Fuck gypsies!*roaring laughter*LETS GO MURDER ALL THE GYPSIES *audience leaves club with torches and pitchforks*
Grandmabergs brother died now my dad is all emotional thinking about his parents dying
RIGHT BACK RIGHT BACK RIGHT BACK HEY RIGHT BACK RIGHT BACK RIGHT BACK HEYFUCK IT UP FUCK IT UP FUCK IT UP
>>221208804
>>221208839sad for him to see his lineage disappearing and knowing it ends with his disappointing gay son (you)
>>221208870I have a normie brother
My biggest fear was having a gay son
>>221208890Why
>>221208915that would be disgusting
>>221208890Thot daughter is worse
>>221208931There's nothing wrong with being gay all men are naturally a little bit gay
>>221208955what about a gay daughter?
>>221208967Then I'd just be concerned for her safety, unless she dates a huge 6 foot tall bulldyke
>>221208955they ran this poll in a libtard area where they have to pretend fags aren't gross as hell
>>221208956Fucking delusional
Thot daughter = gets pregnantGay son = can't reproduce
>>221209003>gets pregnantWith Jamal's baby
>>221208990If you saw a bubble butt Puerto Rican with a hairy ovulating manpussy you are lying if you say you wouldn't pound it
hello cumbums
>>221208887who will impregnate a mexican girl and throw away thousands of years of struggle and prosperity
>>221209003
>>221204490tell her to get off my car and seek Christ
>>221209037not now, Gazoo
>>221209033I'm not into men, what's so hard to understand? Men don't have vaginas, so I'm not attracted to them.
Who do you think's keeping ginny in butter brickle?
Maybe it's because I'm too much of a zoomer but was Invader Zim popular?
>>221209074
>>221209099this cartoon altered the course of history
>>221209099Yes for the Hot Topic crowd. I still see millennials with Gir neck tats
>>221209078Manpussy is tighter than regular pussy
>>221209099Why did they drink poop soda?
>>221209099It had a cool aesthetic
>>221209127you know you can fuck women in this ass?
>>221209099creepy, cursed show only popular in retrospect
>>221209167lil bro finding this out for the first time fr
Clothes repair and modification is handiness and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>2212091159/11?>>221209117>Girthe "dog"? lmao>>221209132huh what?
>>221209167Women don't have dicks you can yank on while fucking them
>>221209078I have bad news for you.
>>221209099I never watched this but I know it mindbroke a bunch of Millennial women
>>221209202You mindbroke me
>>221209199
make a new thread
>>221209249Not my problem
>>221209249Give me a sec
>>221209150I think so too, I kinda like the MC's sister design désu.>>221209173Care to elaborate?
NEU!>>221209285>>221209285>>221209285
